Re: {{ OT }} Bodies ... the Exhibition
 

"Socks" ...
>
>>
>>In Alberta, the law requires that the body be in a closed container when
>>inserted into the crematory.
>
> I guess you could call that "Broil in the foil"

You're not well.

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Natalie

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>So, do you suppose some sicko medical-types were sitting around one night
>with a bottle of vodka, and said to one another, "let's see how long it
>takes to unravel one of these."
>
>I was impressed with the nervous system and the circulatory system. It is
>cool that they can squirt a polymer into the blood veins, then eat the bone
>and muscle away, leaving the arteries and veins. It's amazing to me that
>anybody would think of even trying it. Maybe when the vodka ran out, then
>needed something new to do ...
>


One word.

GERMAN

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>You're not well.
>
>Not that there's anything wrong with that...
>
>Natalie
>


I'm an atheist and a Dutchman to boot.

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A young Canadian soldier was attending some college courses between
assignments

He had also completed missions in Afghanistan.

One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist. One day the
professor shocked the class when he came in. He Looked to the ceiling and
flatly stated, 'God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this
platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by
and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm still waiting.' It got
down to the last couple of minutes when the young soldier got out of his
Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the
platform. The professor was out cold. The young man went back to his seat
and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat
there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the soldier
and asked, 'What the hell is the matter with! you? Why did you do that?'

Came the reply,

'God was too busy today protecting our soldiers who are protecting your
right to talk stupid and act like an -------. So, He sent me'

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"Socks" <socks09@shaw.ca> wrote in message
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>
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> I'm an atheist and a Dutchman to boot.



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Thanks God for Jeep, the ones made by Willys, and Ford.
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:----------@----------.com
http://www.----------.com/jeep_bookmark.htm


"Socks" <socks09@shaw.ca> wrote in message
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>
>
> One word.
>
> GERMAN



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"Socks" <socks09@shaw.ca> wrote in message
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>>You're not well.
>>
>>Not that there's anything wrong with that...
>>
>>Natalie
>>
>
>
> I'm an atheist and a Dutchman to boot.

I thought all the Dutch were either devout Dutch Reformed or Catholic?
Shouldn't your alias be "Wooden Shoes"?

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"J. Clarke" <jclarke.usenet@cox.net> wrote in message
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> PeterD wrote:
>> On Sun, 6 Jan 2008 20:41:11 -0500, "Wickeddoll"
>> <wickeddollnofeckingspam1958@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>
>>> I can see how this reaction may happen, but I want to see whether
>>> this individual has some first-hand experience of his own.
>>>
>>> The pathologist was a very brilliant and accomplished man - I see
>>> no
>>> reason for him to lie about that.
>>>
>>> Natalie
>>>
>>
>> I will agree it is possible for the body to explode under certain
>> curmstances where abdominal fluids boil creating steam that can't
>> escape, but it is rare.
>
> Specially considering that one of the first things an undertaker does
> is punch a vent pipe into the midsection.

Ah, yes, the instrument known as a "trochar" sp??



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>I thought all the Dutch were either devout Dutch Reformed or Catholic?
>Shouldn't your alias be "Wooden Shoes"?

That's funny!

Actually there is a very high percentage of atheists in The
Netherlands.

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"Socks"...
>
>>I thought all the Dutch were either devout Dutch Reformed or Catholic?
>>Shouldn't your alias be "Wooden Shoes"?
>
> That's funny!
>
> Actually there is a very high percentage of atheists in The
> Netherlands.

I believe that, since I've never met anyone from there who believed in God.
Mind you, I'm *one* person, who has only met a few non-US people, either
online or in person, so my experience means absolutely *squat.* I'm just
saying I think Socks' comment seems true to me.

Natalie

Re: {{ OT }} Bodies ... the Exhibition
 

That was a good joke!