Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, April 2007
On this particular day of this month, in the Year Of The Golden Pig,
Lionel did state: > Of course! "A'wunnerful, a'wunnerful!" -- Stan Freberg Well, I'll be voting! -- In some circumstances, the refusal to be defeated is a refusal to be educated. -Margaret Halsey, novelist (1910-1997) |
Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, April 2007
On this particular day of this month, in the Year Of The Golden Pig, Bob
Officer did state: > On Wed, 09 May 2007 07:06:30 GMT, in alt.usenet.kooks, §qu@re Wheels > <ouzo-uzi@drunken_aim.net> wrote: > >>On this particular day of this month, in the Year Of The Golden Pig, Bob >>Officer did state: >> >>> On Wed, 9 May 2007 06:28:15 +0000 (UTC), in alt.usenet.kooks, >>> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@caballista.org> wrote: >>> >>>><music>"20th Century Fox Fanfare" >>>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra_9kgqn7DQ >>>></music> >>>> >>>>The time has come to announce the winners of the April 2007 Usenet Kook >>>>Awards. Envelopes, please! >>>> >>>><music>drumroll</music> >>>> >>>>KOOK OF THE MONTH >>>> >>>> The winner is...NIGHTBAT OF ALT.ASTRONOMY! >>>> >>>> 18 votes Nightbat of alt.astronomy >>>> 08 votes L.W.(Bill) ------ II >>>> 05 votes gb6724@yahoo.com >>>> 01 votes None of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, Commander! Your group has won the award, your chaplain >>>>has won the award, now you, after several close calls, have also finally >>>>won the award. You hace fully arrived as a kook! >>>> >>>>CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH >>>> >>>> The winner is...GERALD C. NEWTON OF ALT.CULTURE.ALASKA! >>>> >>>> 20 votes Gerald C Newton >>>> 05 votes Alt.Astronomy Saucerheads >>>> 04 votes Bozo de Niro of alt.comedy.standup >>>> 03 votes "newschool" of soc.men >>>> 00 votes None of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, Gerry! You thoroughly stomped the opposition. Pleace to >>>>inform us when you realize that complaining to the domain name registrar is >>>>a completely ineffective method of netkkkopping and that kookologists don't >>>>conspire on real estate message boards that archive USENET poasts. >>>> >>>>COWARD OF THE MONTH >>>> >>>> The winner is...GERALD C. NEWTON OF ALT.CULTURE.ALASKA! >>>> >>>> 19 votes Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska >>>> 07 votes Steve "BowTie" Young >>>> 05 votes Michael "Miguel" Cranston >>>> 02 votes PorchMonkey4Life >>>> 01 votes Linda Gore >>>> 00 votes None of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, again, G-dolf! You conducted the most public and thorough >>>>campaign RL campaign against a web site owner and a news service provider >>>>since Chuck Lysaght, against some of the very same targets. Do you know >>>>what happened to Chuckles? The police visited him and told him to knock >>>>it off. Funny how that works. >>>> >>>>LOONEY MAROON AWARD >>>> >>>> The winner is...GERALD C. NEWTON OF ALT.CULTURE.ALASKA! >>>> >>>> 19 votes Gerald C Newton >>>> 10 votes MassiveProng, a.k.a. "NunYa Bidness" >>>> 05 votes Linda Gore >>>> 01 votes Salvador Astucia >>>> 00 votes None of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations a third time, Gerry Neutron. Your meltdown was one of the >>>>silliest things on AUK in a long time. By the way, how is your stock in >>>>the web-hosting company doing? >>>> >>>>GOLDEN KILLFILE >>>> >>>> The winner is...RHONDA LEA KIRK! >>>> >>>> 10 votes Rhonda Lea Kirk >>>> 07 votes Jerry Howe, a.k.a. "Puppy Wizard" >>>> 05 votes Dirk Bruere >>>> 03 votes None of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, Margot Lane! A plurality of the voters wish that your >>>>companion Lamont's ability to cloud men's minds included the ability to >>>>make your poasts disappear as well. >>>> >>>>JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ---- PINEAPPLE AWARD >>>> >>>> The winner is...PROFESSEUR VON TWOSTEPS! >>>> >>>> 18 votes Professeur Von TwoSteps >>>> 13 votes MassiveProng, a.k.a. "NunYa Bidness" >>>> 01 votes Respondant >>>> 00 votes None of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, Poofy! Your one-month release from the Galactic Killfile >>>>showed that the voters of AUK think that you're just as pathetic as ever. >>>>Now, back into your cell! >>>> >>>>BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER >>>> >>>> The winner is...GERALD C. NEWTON OF ALT.CULTURE.ALASKA! >>>> >>>> 28 votes Gerald C. Newton >>>> 02 votes Rhonda Lea Kirk >>>> 01 votes Neither of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations a fourth time, G-dolf! If you'd swallowed Sean's hook any >>>>harder, you'd have had to call a proctologist to pull the lure out of you. >>>> >>>>Don't leave yet, Gerald. You won a fifth award this month, the... >>>> >>>>EMMETT GULLEY OBSESSO AWARD >>>> >>>>"A special award - reserved solely for the most obsessive, stalker kooks on >>>>Usenet." >>>> >>>>The winner is...GERALD C. NEWTON OF ALT.CULTURE.ALASKA! >>>> >>>>This was voted on by acclamation earlier in April and is already on Kookle, >>>>but I wanted to present the award to you while you were already receiving >>>>your other prizes. Now, get the Hell off my stage, stalker! >>>> >>>>PALMJOB PADDLE >>>> >>>> The winner is...PORCHMONKEY4LIFE! >>>> >>>> 14 votes PorchMonkey4Life >>>> 11 votes Professeur Von TwoSteps >>>> 04 votes Crash Street Kidd >>>> 00 votes None of the above >>>> >>>>Good work, MonkeyBoi! You used your release from the Galactic Killfile to >>>>prove that you are still just as big a spankard as you were when you were >>>>first confined. Some things don't change. >>>> >>>>TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD >>>> >>>> The winner is...MIKE "MIGUEL" CRANSTON! >>>> >>>> 17 votes Mike "Miguel" Cranston >>>> 10 votes Alex "Dink" Cain >>>> 06 votes Neither of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, Lamont! Your ability to cloud men's minds couldn't hide >>>>how much you begged for the attention of the kookologists you claim you >>>>despise. >>>> >>>>VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD >>>> >>>> The winner is...TOM POTTER! >>>> >>>> 15 votes Tom Potter >>>> 08 votes Greysky >>>> 02 votes Neither of the above >>>> >>>>Good work, Tom! You really are shaping up to be quite the mad scientist on >>>>USENET. Fifty quatloos says Nightbat will be inviting you to be part of >>>>the Elite Space Science Officer Corps of alt.astronomy by Labor Day. >>>> >>>>GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY >>>> >>>> The winner is...BARBARA SCHWARZ! >>>> >>>> 20 votes Barbara Schwarz >>>> 10 votes Rhonda Lea Kirk & Michael "miguel" Cranston >>>> 01 votes Neither of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, Babs! Your crusade for THE TRVTH has been recognized. >>>>Pity it won't make the documents you seek magically appear in /this/ >>>>dimension. >>>> >>>>GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD >>>> >>>> The winner is...STEVE CHANEY! >>>> >>>> 12 votes Steve Chaney >>>> 11 votes Linda Gore >>>> 02 votes Neither of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, Wonderbra! Just because the kookologists are now poking >>>>your longtime adversary on soc.singles with all the sharp sticks at their >>>>disposal doesn't mean that you've won your fight with him, all your chest- >>>>beating to the contrary.. >>>> >>>>SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART >>>> >>>> The winner is...BOZO DE NIRO OF ALT.COMEDY.STANDUP! >>>> >>>> 15 votes Bozo de Niro of alt.comedy.standup >>>> 10 votes Linda Gore >>>> 02 votes Neither of the above >>>> >>>>What can I say to someone whose usernym is one of the better self-spanks on >>>>USENET? Oh, yes, good work continuing to uphold the tradition of your >>>>froup, which has had only two regulars win AUK Kook Awards, both of whom-- >>>>you and Jason "JJayBoyd" Plawner--won the Special Ops Cody. One would >>>>think that a group of people who should be skilled at dealing with hecklers >>>>wouldn't be so lame. Keep it up and alt.comedy.standup will earn the >>>>reputation of having the worst flame warriors on USENET. >>>> >>>>TAR & FEATHERS >>>> >>>> The winner is...BARBARA SCHWARZ! >>>> >>>> 14 votes Barbara Schwarz >>>> 09 votes Honest John >>>> 07 votes Linda Gore >>>> 02 votes None of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations again, Babs! It's not just the regulars of ARS who want >>>>you run out of USENET on a rail. Now, back into the Galactic Killfile with >>>>you until you do something /acutely/ Bobo-worthy, like be deported. >>>> >>>>BUSTED URINAL AWARD >>>> >>>> The winner is...ROBERT "MOP JOCKEY" WOLFE! >>>> >>>> 18 votes Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe >>>> 07 votes Hagar >>>> 01 votes Neither of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, UNIXD0RK! All of your poast-humping and ko0k-slurping >>>>have really managed to stink the joint up. Your discipline is not to be >>>>tied up with two bisexual girls, but to join with Vito Kuhn to clean up >>>>Fluffy's Litter Box. Here, have a shovel. >>>> >>>>UNABOMBER SURPRISE >>>> >>>> The winner is...MCP OF SOC.MEN! >>>> >>>> 13 votes MCP of soc.men >>>> 07 votes Johnny "Top Cop" Wizard >>>> 04 votes John Fields >>>> 02 votes None of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, Piggy! How many words does it take to say "OINK"? >>>> >>>>BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK >>>> >>>> The winner is...PorchMonkey4Life >>>> >>>> 28 votes YES >>>> 03 votes NO >>>> >>>>Congratulations, MonkeyBoi! When you beat both Chuck Lysaght and Richard >>>>"T3H ST00P1D" Bullis for Office of Village Idiot, you showed that you were >>>>among the most moronic kooks ever to arrive in AUK--by magic carpet, no >>>>less. Now, cretin, back into the Galactic Killfile with you, before your >>>>idiocy becomes contageous! >>>> >>>>ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET >>>> >>>> We hace a tie! >>>> >>>> 14 votes Michael "Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt >>>> 14 votes Sylvia "PSYLVIA" Sullivan >>>> 02 votes Neither of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, sockpuppeteers! Your efforts at trying to hide >>>>yourselves, however transparently, have finally been recognized--PSYLVIA >>>>for her morphing, and Howdy for using an array of self-promoting identities >>>>to post about himself both on USENET and on guestbooks and comment pages. >>>> >>>>BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD >>>> >>>> The winner is...STEVE "BOWTIE" YOUNG, TRAINED BY LIONEL! >>>> >>>> 16 votes Steve "BowTie" Young, trained by Lionel >>>> 12 votes Dr. Andrew B. Chung, trained by Flying Rat >>>> 00 votes Neither of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, Lionel! You finally got recognized for having a fanboi >>>>who has been fr0gging you since 2004, if not earlier, and who has >>>>faithfully followed you around and projected his misbehavior onto you for >>>>years. >>>> >>>>EDMOND WOLLMANN MEMORIAL RUBBER TURKEY, EASTER SUNDAY 2007 >>>> >>>> The winner is...DR. ANDREW B. CHUNG! >>>> >>>> 15 votes Dr. Andrew B Chung >>>> 10 votes Michael "Miguel" Cranston >>>> 07 votes PorchMonkey4Life >>>> 01 votes None of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, Double-Doctor! I suppose your idea of witnessing on >>>>Christianity's holiest day is to melt down on USENET. You've done it >>>>/twice/ now! >>>> >>>>PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER >>>> >>>> The winners are...SEAN MONAGHAN AND CUJO DE SOCKPUPPET! >>>> >>>> 27 votes Fake Caballista/Alcatroll LART, >>>> Sean Monaghan and Cujo de Sockpuppet >>>> 05 votes Fake legal complaint to Google, Michael "Miguel" Cranston >>>> 00 votes Neither of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, Sean and Cujo! You hace much trolling grateness!!!1!!! >>>> >>>>HAMMER OF THOR >>>> >>>>The winner is...Wally Anglesea >>>> >>>> 28 votes YES >>>> 00 votes NO >>>> >>>>It's unanimous! All hail Wally!!!1!!! >>>> >>>>OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL >>>> >>>> The winner is...MICHAEL "MIGUEL" CRANSTON! >>>> >>>> 12 votes Michael "Miguel" Cranston >>>> 11 votes Nightbat of alt.astronomy >>>> 07 votes David Tholen >>>> >>>>Congratulations, Lamont! You managed to squeak out a victory over one of >>>>the biggest whiner about the evil coffee boys of AUK with your whining. >>>>Now, are you going to tell us (TINU) that you were really shedding >>>>crocodile tears? >>>> >>>>OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT >>>> >>>> The winner is...VITO KUHN, A.K.A. "FRITO KUHNTROLL" >>>> >>>> 14 votes Vito Kuhn, a.k.a. "Frito Kuhntroll" >>>> 12 votes Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska >>>> 06 votes PorchMonkey4Life >>>> >>>>Congratuations, Frito! You managed to win this office over two of the most >>>>persistent campaigners to annoy AUK with their st00pidity in several years. >>>>Now, join Mop Jockey in cleaning Fluffy's Litter Box. Catch the shovel! >>>> >>>>KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER >>>> >>>> The winner is...BRAD GUTH! >>>> >>>> 18 votes Brad Guth >>>> 08 votes Dr. Andrew B. Chung >>>> 08 votes Linda Gore >>>> >>>>Congratulations, Guthball! Your induction into the elite Earth and Spaced- >>>>out Science Officer Corps of alt.astronomy helped secure you this office. >>>>Pleace to amuse the coffee boys with your astonishing misinformation. >>>> >>>>MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS >>>> >>>> The winners are...MIKE "MIGUEL" CRANSTON AND RHONDA LEA KIRK! >>>> >>>> 15 votes Mike "Miguel" Cranston and Rhonda Lea Kirk >>>> 14 votes news.groups.proposals >>>> >>>>Nice work, Lamont and Margot! You managed to beat out, however narrowly, a >>>>group that has occupied this office under two different names, so notorious >>>>has their circle-jerking been. May your efforts, which you see as the good >>>>fight, but which others see as the work of partners in crime, keep you >>>>together in the minds of AUK for as long as you deserve, which shouldn't be >>>>very long. >>>> >>>>This concludes the announcement of the winners of the April 2007 Usenet >>>>Kook Awards. Forty-eight people submitted forty-eight ballots. Three >>>>ballots were from notorious disenfranchised net.kooks and were discarded. >>>>Of those, one was a fr0ggery and one was for a candidate not on the ballot >>>>for a self-created award. A fourth was from someone eligible to vote, but >>>>for a candidate not on the ballot. Fluffy was pleased with the shredded >>>>paper in his litter box. Consequently, forty-four ballots were deemed >>>>valid and counted. >>>> >>>>See you all later this month, when, with any luck at all, the first round >>>>of voting for the Kook Tarot Deck will take place. Until then, enjoy and >>>>all hail Ming, Bob, and Fluffy! >>>> >>>>And now, a special recessional in honor of this month's big w(h)inner, >>>>Gerald Newton of alt.culture,alaska! >>>> >>>><music>"Theme to 'Northern Exposure'" >>>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoM6IM1w7Hg >>>></music> >> >> >>Can Llewdellen be nominated again for May? > > I posted comments about it, down thread. > > I believe Llewdellen could be nominated for mast all of the awards. > saturation. I also think he should also be nominated. Well, I intend to vote, fer shure! And now off to my little trundle bed; gotta get up seriously early to do a script-edit. Nytol! -- In some circumstances, the refusal to be defeated is a refusal to be educated. -Margaret Halsey, novelist (1910-1997) |
Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, April 2007
On this particular day of this month, in the Year Of The Golden Pig, Bob
Officer did state: > On Wed, 09 May 2007 07:06:30 GMT, in alt.usenet.kooks, §qu@re Wheels > <ouzo-uzi@drunken_aim.net> wrote: > >>On this particular day of this month, in the Year Of The Golden Pig, Bob >>Officer did state: >> >>> On Wed, 9 May 2007 06:28:15 +0000 (UTC), in alt.usenet.kooks, >>> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@caballista.org> wrote: >>> >>>><music>"20th Century Fox Fanfare" >>>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra_9kgqn7DQ >>>></music> >>>> >>>>The time has come to announce the winners of the April 2007 Usenet Kook >>>>Awards. Envelopes, please! >>>> >>>><music>drumroll</music> >>>> >>>>KOOK OF THE MONTH >>>> >>>> The winner is...NIGHTBAT OF ALT.ASTRONOMY! >>>> >>>> 18 votes Nightbat of alt.astronomy >>>> 08 votes L.W.(Bill) ------ II >>>> 05 votes gb6724@yahoo.com >>>> 01 votes None of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, Commander! Your group has won the award, your chaplain >>>>has won the award, now you, after several close calls, have also finally >>>>won the award. You hace fully arrived as a kook! >>>> >>>>CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH >>>> >>>> The winner is...GERALD C. NEWTON OF ALT.CULTURE.ALASKA! >>>> >>>> 20 votes Gerald C Newton >>>> 05 votes Alt.Astronomy Saucerheads >>>> 04 votes Bozo de Niro of alt.comedy.standup >>>> 03 votes "newschool" of soc.men >>>> 00 votes None of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, Gerry! You thoroughly stomped the opposition. Pleace to >>>>inform us when you realize that complaining to the domain name registrar is >>>>a completely ineffective method of netkkkopping and that kookologists don't >>>>conspire on real estate message boards that archive USENET poasts. >>>> >>>>COWARD OF THE MONTH >>>> >>>> The winner is...GERALD C. NEWTON OF ALT.CULTURE.ALASKA! >>>> >>>> 19 votes Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska >>>> 07 votes Steve "BowTie" Young >>>> 05 votes Michael "Miguel" Cranston >>>> 02 votes PorchMonkey4Life >>>> 01 votes Linda Gore >>>> 00 votes None of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, again, G-dolf! You conducted the most public and thorough >>>>campaign RL campaign against a web site owner and a news service provider >>>>since Chuck Lysaght, against some of the very same targets. Do you know >>>>what happened to Chuckles? The police visited him and told him to knock >>>>it off. Funny how that works. >>>> >>>>LOONEY MAROON AWARD >>>> >>>> The winner is...GERALD C. NEWTON OF ALT.CULTURE.ALASKA! >>>> >>>> 19 votes Gerald C Newton >>>> 10 votes MassiveProng, a.k.a. "NunYa Bidness" >>>> 05 votes Linda Gore >>>> 01 votes Salvador Astucia >>>> 00 votes None of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations a third time, Gerry Neutron. Your meltdown was one of the >>>>silliest things on AUK in a long time. By the way, how is your stock in >>>>the web-hosting company doing? >>>> >>>>GOLDEN KILLFILE >>>> >>>> The winner is...RHONDA LEA KIRK! >>>> >>>> 10 votes Rhonda Lea Kirk >>>> 07 votes Jerry Howe, a.k.a. "Puppy Wizard" >>>> 05 votes Dirk Bruere >>>> 03 votes None of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, Margot Lane! A plurality of the voters wish that your >>>>companion Lamont's ability to cloud men's minds included the ability to >>>>make your poasts disappear as well. >>>> >>>>JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ---- PINEAPPLE AWARD >>>> >>>> The winner is...PROFESSEUR VON TWOSTEPS! >>>> >>>> 18 votes Professeur Von TwoSteps >>>> 13 votes MassiveProng, a.k.a. "NunYa Bidness" >>>> 01 votes Respondant >>>> 00 votes None of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, Poofy! Your one-month release from the Galactic Killfile >>>>showed that the voters of AUK think that you're just as pathetic as ever. >>>>Now, back into your cell! >>>> >>>>BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER >>>> >>>> The winner is...GERALD C. NEWTON OF ALT.CULTURE.ALASKA! >>>> >>>> 28 votes Gerald C. Newton >>>> 02 votes Rhonda Lea Kirk >>>> 01 votes Neither of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations a fourth time, G-dolf! If you'd swallowed Sean's hook any >>>>harder, you'd have had to call a proctologist to pull the lure out of you. >>>> >>>>Don't leave yet, Gerald. You won a fifth award this month, the... >>>> >>>>EMMETT GULLEY OBSESSO AWARD >>>> >>>>"A special award - reserved solely for the most obsessive, stalker kooks on >>>>Usenet." >>>> >>>>The winner is...GERALD C. NEWTON OF ALT.CULTURE.ALASKA! >>>> >>>>This was voted on by acclamation earlier in April and is already on Kookle, >>>>but I wanted to present the award to you while you were already receiving >>>>your other prizes. Now, get the Hell off my stage, stalker! >>>> >>>>PALMJOB PADDLE >>>> >>>> The winner is...PORCHMONKEY4LIFE! >>>> >>>> 14 votes PorchMonkey4Life >>>> 11 votes Professeur Von TwoSteps >>>> 04 votes Crash Street Kidd >>>> 00 votes None of the above >>>> >>>>Good work, MonkeyBoi! You used your release from the Galactic Killfile to >>>>prove that you are still just as big a spankard as you were when you were >>>>first confined. Some things don't change. >>>> >>>>TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD >>>> >>>> The winner is...MIKE "MIGUEL" CRANSTON! >>>> >>>> 17 votes Mike "Miguel" Cranston >>>> 10 votes Alex "Dink" Cain >>>> 06 votes Neither of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, Lamont! Your ability to cloud men's minds couldn't hide >>>>how much you begged for the attention of the kookologists you claim you >>>>despise. >>>> >>>>VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD >>>> >>>> The winner is...TOM POTTER! >>>> >>>> 15 votes Tom Potter >>>> 08 votes Greysky >>>> 02 votes Neither of the above >>>> >>>>Good work, Tom! You really are shaping up to be quite the mad scientist on >>>>USENET. Fifty quatloos says Nightbat will be inviting you to be part of >>>>the Elite Space Science Officer Corps of alt.astronomy by Labor Day. >>>> >>>>GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY >>>> >>>> The winner is...BARBARA SCHWARZ! >>>> >>>> 20 votes Barbara Schwarz >>>> 10 votes Rhonda Lea Kirk & Michael "miguel" Cranston >>>> 01 votes Neither of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, Babs! Your crusade for THE TRVTH has been recognized. >>>>Pity it won't make the documents you seek magically appear in /this/ >>>>dimension. >>>> >>>>GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD >>>> >>>> The winner is...STEVE CHANEY! >>>> >>>> 12 votes Steve Chaney >>>> 11 votes Linda Gore >>>> 02 votes Neither of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, Wonderbra! Just because the kookologists are now poking >>>>your longtime adversary on soc.singles with all the sharp sticks at their >>>>disposal doesn't mean that you've won your fight with him, all your chest- >>>>beating to the contrary.. >>>> >>>>SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART >>>> >>>> The winner is...BOZO DE NIRO OF ALT.COMEDY.STANDUP! >>>> >>>> 15 votes Bozo de Niro of alt.comedy.standup >>>> 10 votes Linda Gore >>>> 02 votes Neither of the above >>>> >>>>What can I say to someone whose usernym is one of the better self-spanks on >>>>USENET? Oh, yes, good work continuing to uphold the tradition of your >>>>froup, which has had only two regulars win AUK Kook Awards, both of whom-- >>>>you and Jason "JJayBoyd" Plawner--won the Special Ops Cody. One would >>>>think that a group of people who should be skilled at dealing with hecklers >>>>wouldn't be so lame. Keep it up and alt.comedy.standup will earn the >>>>reputation of having the worst flame warriors on USENET. >>>> >>>>TAR & FEATHERS >>>> >>>> The winner is...BARBARA SCHWARZ! >>>> >>>> 14 votes Barbara Schwarz >>>> 09 votes Honest John >>>> 07 votes Linda Gore >>>> 02 votes None of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations again, Babs! It's not just the regulars of ARS who want >>>>you run out of USENET on a rail. Now, back into the Galactic Killfile with >>>>you until you do something /acutely/ Bobo-worthy, like be deported. >>>> >>>>BUSTED URINAL AWARD >>>> >>>> The winner is...ROBERT "MOP JOCKEY" WOLFE! >>>> >>>> 18 votes Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe >>>> 07 votes Hagar >>>> 01 votes Neither of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, UNIXD0RK! All of your poast-humping and ko0k-slurping >>>>have really managed to stink the joint up. Your discipline is not to be >>>>tied up with two bisexual girls, but to join with Vito Kuhn to clean up >>>>Fluffy's Litter Box. Here, have a shovel. >>>> >>>>UNABOMBER SURPRISE >>>> >>>> The winner is...MCP OF SOC.MEN! >>>> >>>> 13 votes MCP of soc.men >>>> 07 votes Johnny "Top Cop" Wizard >>>> 04 votes John Fields >>>> 02 votes None of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, Piggy! How many words does it take to say "OINK"? >>>> >>>>BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK >>>> >>>> The winner is...PorchMonkey4Life >>>> >>>> 28 votes YES >>>> 03 votes NO >>>> >>>>Congratulations, MonkeyBoi! When you beat both Chuck Lysaght and Richard >>>>"T3H ST00P1D" Bullis for Office of Village Idiot, you showed that you were >>>>among the most moronic kooks ever to arrive in AUK--by magic carpet, no >>>>less. Now, cretin, back into the Galactic Killfile with you, before your >>>>idiocy becomes contageous! >>>> >>>>ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET >>>> >>>> We hace a tie! >>>> >>>> 14 votes Michael "Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt >>>> 14 votes Sylvia "PSYLVIA" Sullivan >>>> 02 votes Neither of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, sockpuppeteers! Your efforts at trying to hide >>>>yourselves, however transparently, have finally been recognized--PSYLVIA >>>>for her morphing, and Howdy for using an array of self-promoting identities >>>>to post about himself both on USENET and on guestbooks and comment pages. >>>> >>>>BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD >>>> >>>> The winner is...STEVE "BOWTIE" YOUNG, TRAINED BY LIONEL! >>>> >>>> 16 votes Steve "BowTie" Young, trained by Lionel >>>> 12 votes Dr. Andrew B. Chung, trained by Flying Rat >>>> 00 votes Neither of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, Lionel! You finally got recognized for having a fanboi >>>>who has been fr0gging you since 2004, if not earlier, and who has >>>>faithfully followed you around and projected his misbehavior onto you for >>>>years. >>>> >>>>EDMOND WOLLMANN MEMORIAL RUBBER TURKEY, EASTER SUNDAY 2007 >>>> >>>> The winner is...DR. ANDREW B. CHUNG! >>>> >>>> 15 votes Dr. Andrew B Chung >>>> 10 votes Michael "Miguel" Cranston >>>> 07 votes PorchMonkey4Life >>>> 01 votes None of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, Double-Doctor! I suppose your idea of witnessing on >>>>Christianity's holiest day is to melt down on USENET. You've done it >>>>/twice/ now! >>>> >>>>PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER >>>> >>>> The winners are...SEAN MONAGHAN AND CUJO DE SOCKPUPPET! >>>> >>>> 27 votes Fake Caballista/Alcatroll LART, >>>> Sean Monaghan and Cujo de Sockpuppet >>>> 05 votes Fake legal complaint to Google, Michael "Miguel" Cranston >>>> 00 votes Neither of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, Sean and Cujo! You hace much trolling grateness!!!1!!! >>>> >>>>HAMMER OF THOR >>>> >>>>The winner is...Wally Anglesea >>>> >>>> 28 votes YES >>>> 00 votes NO >>>> >>>>It's unanimous! All hail Wally!!!1!!! >>>> >>>>OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL >>>> >>>> The winner is...MICHAEL "MIGUEL" CRANSTON! >>>> >>>> 12 votes Michael "Miguel" Cranston >>>> 11 votes Nightbat of alt.astronomy >>>> 07 votes David Tholen >>>> >>>>Congratulations, Lamont! You managed to squeak out a victory over one of >>>>the biggest whiner about the evil coffee boys of AUK with your whining. >>>>Now, are you going to tell us (TINU) that you were really shedding >>>>crocodile tears? >>>> >>>>OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT >>>> >>>> The winner is...VITO KUHN, A.K.A. "FRITO KUHNTROLL" >>>> >>>> 14 votes Vito Kuhn, a.k.a. "Frito Kuhntroll" >>>> 12 votes Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska >>>> 06 votes PorchMonkey4Life >>>> >>>>Congratuations, Frito! You managed to win this office over two of the most >>>>persistent campaigners to annoy AUK with their st00pidity in several years. >>>>Now, join Mop Jockey in cleaning Fluffy's Litter Box. Catch the shovel! >>>> >>>>KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER >>>> >>>> The winner is...BRAD GUTH! >>>> >>>> 18 votes Brad Guth >>>> 08 votes Dr. Andrew B. Chung >>>> 08 votes Linda Gore >>>> >>>>Congratulations, Guthball! Your induction into the elite Earth and Spaced- >>>>out Science Officer Corps of alt.astronomy helped secure you this office. >>>>Pleace to amuse the coffee boys with your astonishing misinformation. >>>> >>>>MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS >>>> >>>> The winners are...MIKE "MIGUEL" CRANSTON AND RHONDA LEA KIRK! >>>> >>>> 15 votes Mike "Miguel" Cranston and Rhonda Lea Kirk >>>> 14 votes news.groups.proposals >>>> >>>>Nice work, Lamont and Margot! You managed to beat out, however narrowly, a >>>>group that has occupied this office under two different names, so notorious >>>>has their circle-jerking been. May your efforts, which you see as the good >>>>fight, but which others see as the work of partners in crime, keep you >>>>together in the minds of AUK for as long as you deserve, which shouldn't be >>>>very long. >>>> >>>>This concludes the announcement of the winners of the April 2007 Usenet >>>>Kook Awards. Forty-eight people submitted forty-eight ballots. Three >>>>ballots were from notorious disenfranchised net.kooks and were discarded. >>>>Of those, one was a fr0ggery and one was for a candidate not on the ballot >>>>for a self-created award. A fourth was from someone eligible to vote, but >>>>for a candidate not on the ballot. Fluffy was pleased with the shredded >>>>paper in his litter box. Consequently, forty-four ballots were deemed >>>>valid and counted. >>>> >>>>See you all later this month, when, with any luck at all, the first round >>>>of voting for the Kook Tarot Deck will take place. Until then, enjoy and >>>>all hail Ming, Bob, and Fluffy! >>>> >>>>And now, a special recessional in honor of this month's big w(h)inner, >>>>Gerald Newton of alt.culture,alaska! >>>> >>>><music>"Theme to 'Northern Exposure'" >>>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoM6IM1w7Hg >>>></music> >> >> >>Can Llewdellen be nominated again for May? > > I posted comments about it, down thread. > > I believe Llewdellen could be nominated for mast all of the awards. > saturation. I also think he should also be nominated. Well, I intend to vote, fer shure! And now off to my little trundle bed; gotta get up seriously early to do a script-edit. Nytol! -- In some circumstances, the refusal to be defeated is a refusal to be educated. -Margaret Halsey, novelist (1910-1997) |
Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, April 2007
On this particular day of this month, in the Year Of The Golden Pig, Bob
Officer did state: > On Wed, 09 May 2007 07:06:30 GMT, in alt.usenet.kooks, §qu@re Wheels > <ouzo-uzi@drunken_aim.net> wrote: > >>On this particular day of this month, in the Year Of The Golden Pig, Bob >>Officer did state: >> >>> On Wed, 9 May 2007 06:28:15 +0000 (UTC), in alt.usenet.kooks, >>> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@caballista.org> wrote: >>> >>>><music>"20th Century Fox Fanfare" >>>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra_9kgqn7DQ >>>></music> >>>> >>>>The time has come to announce the winners of the April 2007 Usenet Kook >>>>Awards. Envelopes, please! >>>> >>>><music>drumroll</music> >>>> >>>>KOOK OF THE MONTH >>>> >>>> The winner is...NIGHTBAT OF ALT.ASTRONOMY! >>>> >>>> 18 votes Nightbat of alt.astronomy >>>> 08 votes L.W.(Bill) ------ II >>>> 05 votes gb6724@yahoo.com >>>> 01 votes None of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, Commander! Your group has won the award, your chaplain >>>>has won the award, now you, after several close calls, have also finally >>>>won the award. You hace fully arrived as a kook! >>>> >>>>CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH >>>> >>>> The winner is...GERALD C. NEWTON OF ALT.CULTURE.ALASKA! >>>> >>>> 20 votes Gerald C Newton >>>> 05 votes Alt.Astronomy Saucerheads >>>> 04 votes Bozo de Niro of alt.comedy.standup >>>> 03 votes "newschool" of soc.men >>>> 00 votes None of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, Gerry! You thoroughly stomped the opposition. Pleace to >>>>inform us when you realize that complaining to the domain name registrar is >>>>a completely ineffective method of netkkkopping and that kookologists don't >>>>conspire on real estate message boards that archive USENET poasts. >>>> >>>>COWARD OF THE MONTH >>>> >>>> The winner is...GERALD C. NEWTON OF ALT.CULTURE.ALASKA! >>>> >>>> 19 votes Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska >>>> 07 votes Steve "BowTie" Young >>>> 05 votes Michael "Miguel" Cranston >>>> 02 votes PorchMonkey4Life >>>> 01 votes Linda Gore >>>> 00 votes None of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, again, G-dolf! You conducted the most public and thorough >>>>campaign RL campaign against a web site owner and a news service provider >>>>since Chuck Lysaght, against some of the very same targets. Do you know >>>>what happened to Chuckles? The police visited him and told him to knock >>>>it off. Funny how that works. >>>> >>>>LOONEY MAROON AWARD >>>> >>>> The winner is...GERALD C. NEWTON OF ALT.CULTURE.ALASKA! >>>> >>>> 19 votes Gerald C Newton >>>> 10 votes MassiveProng, a.k.a. "NunYa Bidness" >>>> 05 votes Linda Gore >>>> 01 votes Salvador Astucia >>>> 00 votes None of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations a third time, Gerry Neutron. Your meltdown was one of the >>>>silliest things on AUK in a long time. By the way, how is your stock in >>>>the web-hosting company doing? >>>> >>>>GOLDEN KILLFILE >>>> >>>> The winner is...RHONDA LEA KIRK! >>>> >>>> 10 votes Rhonda Lea Kirk >>>> 07 votes Jerry Howe, a.k.a. "Puppy Wizard" >>>> 05 votes Dirk Bruere >>>> 03 votes None of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, Margot Lane! A plurality of the voters wish that your >>>>companion Lamont's ability to cloud men's minds included the ability to >>>>make your poasts disappear as well. >>>> >>>>JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ---- PINEAPPLE AWARD >>>> >>>> The winner is...PROFESSEUR VON TWOSTEPS! >>>> >>>> 18 votes Professeur Von TwoSteps >>>> 13 votes MassiveProng, a.k.a. "NunYa Bidness" >>>> 01 votes Respondant >>>> 00 votes None of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, Poofy! Your one-month release from the Galactic Killfile >>>>showed that the voters of AUK think that you're just as pathetic as ever. >>>>Now, back into your cell! >>>> >>>>BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER >>>> >>>> The winner is...GERALD C. NEWTON OF ALT.CULTURE.ALASKA! >>>> >>>> 28 votes Gerald C. Newton >>>> 02 votes Rhonda Lea Kirk >>>> 01 votes Neither of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations a fourth time, G-dolf! If you'd swallowed Sean's hook any >>>>harder, you'd have had to call a proctologist to pull the lure out of you. >>>> >>>>Don't leave yet, Gerald. You won a fifth award this month, the... >>>> >>>>EMMETT GULLEY OBSESSO AWARD >>>> >>>>"A special award - reserved solely for the most obsessive, stalker kooks on >>>>Usenet." >>>> >>>>The winner is...GERALD C. NEWTON OF ALT.CULTURE.ALASKA! >>>> >>>>This was voted on by acclamation earlier in April and is already on Kookle, >>>>but I wanted to present the award to you while you were already receiving >>>>your other prizes. Now, get the Hell off my stage, stalker! >>>> >>>>PALMJOB PADDLE >>>> >>>> The winner is...PORCHMONKEY4LIFE! >>>> >>>> 14 votes PorchMonkey4Life >>>> 11 votes Professeur Von TwoSteps >>>> 04 votes Crash Street Kidd >>>> 00 votes None of the above >>>> >>>>Good work, MonkeyBoi! You used your release from the Galactic Killfile to >>>>prove that you are still just as big a spankard as you were when you were >>>>first confined. Some things don't change. >>>> >>>>TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD >>>> >>>> The winner is...MIKE "MIGUEL" CRANSTON! >>>> >>>> 17 votes Mike "Miguel" Cranston >>>> 10 votes Alex "Dink" Cain >>>> 06 votes Neither of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, Lamont! Your ability to cloud men's minds couldn't hide >>>>how much you begged for the attention of the kookologists you claim you >>>>despise. >>>> >>>>VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD >>>> >>>> The winner is...TOM POTTER! >>>> >>>> 15 votes Tom Potter >>>> 08 votes Greysky >>>> 02 votes Neither of the above >>>> >>>>Good work, Tom! You really are shaping up to be quite the mad scientist on >>>>USENET. Fifty quatloos says Nightbat will be inviting you to be part of >>>>the Elite Space Science Officer Corps of alt.astronomy by Labor Day. >>>> >>>>GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY >>>> >>>> The winner is...BARBARA SCHWARZ! >>>> >>>> 20 votes Barbara Schwarz >>>> 10 votes Rhonda Lea Kirk & Michael "miguel" Cranston >>>> 01 votes Neither of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, Babs! Your crusade for THE TRVTH has been recognized. >>>>Pity it won't make the documents you seek magically appear in /this/ >>>>dimension. >>>> >>>>GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD >>>> >>>> The winner is...STEVE CHANEY! >>>> >>>> 12 votes Steve Chaney >>>> 11 votes Linda Gore >>>> 02 votes Neither of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, Wonderbra! Just because the kookologists are now poking >>>>your longtime adversary on soc.singles with all the sharp sticks at their >>>>disposal doesn't mean that you've won your fight with him, all your chest- >>>>beating to the contrary.. >>>> >>>>SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART >>>> >>>> The winner is...BOZO DE NIRO OF ALT.COMEDY.STANDUP! >>>> >>>> 15 votes Bozo de Niro of alt.comedy.standup >>>> 10 votes Linda Gore >>>> 02 votes Neither of the above >>>> >>>>What can I say to someone whose usernym is one of the better self-spanks on >>>>USENET? Oh, yes, good work continuing to uphold the tradition of your >>>>froup, which has had only two regulars win AUK Kook Awards, both of whom-- >>>>you and Jason "JJayBoyd" Plawner--won the Special Ops Cody. One would >>>>think that a group of people who should be skilled at dealing with hecklers >>>>wouldn't be so lame. Keep it up and alt.comedy.standup will earn the >>>>reputation of having the worst flame warriors on USENET. >>>> >>>>TAR & FEATHERS >>>> >>>> The winner is...BARBARA SCHWARZ! >>>> >>>> 14 votes Barbara Schwarz >>>> 09 votes Honest John >>>> 07 votes Linda Gore >>>> 02 votes None of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations again, Babs! It's not just the regulars of ARS who want >>>>you run out of USENET on a rail. Now, back into the Galactic Killfile with >>>>you until you do something /acutely/ Bobo-worthy, like be deported. >>>> >>>>BUSTED URINAL AWARD >>>> >>>> The winner is...ROBERT "MOP JOCKEY" WOLFE! >>>> >>>> 18 votes Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe >>>> 07 votes Hagar >>>> 01 votes Neither of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, UNIXD0RK! All of your poast-humping and ko0k-slurping >>>>have really managed to stink the joint up. Your discipline is not to be >>>>tied up with two bisexual girls, but to join with Vito Kuhn to clean up >>>>Fluffy's Litter Box. Here, have a shovel. >>>> >>>>UNABOMBER SURPRISE >>>> >>>> The winner is...MCP OF SOC.MEN! >>>> >>>> 13 votes MCP of soc.men >>>> 07 votes Johnny "Top Cop" Wizard >>>> 04 votes John Fields >>>> 02 votes None of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, Piggy! How many words does it take to say "OINK"? >>>> >>>>BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK >>>> >>>> The winner is...PorchMonkey4Life >>>> >>>> 28 votes YES >>>> 03 votes NO >>>> >>>>Congratulations, MonkeyBoi! When you beat both Chuck Lysaght and Richard >>>>"T3H ST00P1D" Bullis for Office of Village Idiot, you showed that you were >>>>among the most moronic kooks ever to arrive in AUK--by magic carpet, no >>>>less. Now, cretin, back into the Galactic Killfile with you, before your >>>>idiocy becomes contageous! >>>> >>>>ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET >>>> >>>> We hace a tie! >>>> >>>> 14 votes Michael "Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt >>>> 14 votes Sylvia "PSYLVIA" Sullivan >>>> 02 votes Neither of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, sockpuppeteers! Your efforts at trying to hide >>>>yourselves, however transparently, have finally been recognized--PSYLVIA >>>>for her morphing, and Howdy for using an array of self-promoting identities >>>>to post about himself both on USENET and on guestbooks and comment pages. >>>> >>>>BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD >>>> >>>> The winner is...STEVE "BOWTIE" YOUNG, TRAINED BY LIONEL! >>>> >>>> 16 votes Steve "BowTie" Young, trained by Lionel >>>> 12 votes Dr. Andrew B. Chung, trained by Flying Rat >>>> 00 votes Neither of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, Lionel! You finally got recognized for having a fanboi >>>>who has been fr0gging you since 2004, if not earlier, and who has >>>>faithfully followed you around and projected his misbehavior onto you for >>>>years. >>>> >>>>EDMOND WOLLMANN MEMORIAL RUBBER TURKEY, EASTER SUNDAY 2007 >>>> >>>> The winner is...DR. ANDREW B. CHUNG! >>>> >>>> 15 votes Dr. Andrew B Chung >>>> 10 votes Michael "Miguel" Cranston >>>> 07 votes PorchMonkey4Life >>>> 01 votes None of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, Double-Doctor! I suppose your idea of witnessing on >>>>Christianity's holiest day is to melt down on USENET. You've done it >>>>/twice/ now! >>>> >>>>PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER >>>> >>>> The winners are...SEAN MONAGHAN AND CUJO DE SOCKPUPPET! >>>> >>>> 27 votes Fake Caballista/Alcatroll LART, >>>> Sean Monaghan and Cujo de Sockpuppet >>>> 05 votes Fake legal complaint to Google, Michael "Miguel" Cranston >>>> 00 votes Neither of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, Sean and Cujo! You hace much trolling grateness!!!1!!! >>>> >>>>HAMMER OF THOR >>>> >>>>The winner is...Wally Anglesea >>>> >>>> 28 votes YES >>>> 00 votes NO >>>> >>>>It's unanimous! All hail Wally!!!1!!! >>>> >>>>OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL >>>> >>>> The winner is...MICHAEL "MIGUEL" CRANSTON! >>>> >>>> 12 votes Michael "Miguel" Cranston >>>> 11 votes Nightbat of alt.astronomy >>>> 07 votes David Tholen >>>> >>>>Congratulations, Lamont! You managed to squeak out a victory over one of >>>>the biggest whiner about the evil coffee boys of AUK with your whining. >>>>Now, are you going to tell us (TINU) that you were really shedding >>>>crocodile tears? >>>> >>>>OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT >>>> >>>> The winner is...VITO KUHN, A.K.A. "FRITO KUHNTROLL" >>>> >>>> 14 votes Vito Kuhn, a.k.a. "Frito Kuhntroll" >>>> 12 votes Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska >>>> 06 votes PorchMonkey4Life >>>> >>>>Congratuations, Frito! You managed to win this office over two of the most >>>>persistent campaigners to annoy AUK with their st00pidity in several years. >>>>Now, join Mop Jockey in cleaning Fluffy's Litter Box. Catch the shovel! >>>> >>>>KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER >>>> >>>> The winner is...BRAD GUTH! >>>> >>>> 18 votes Brad Guth >>>> 08 votes Dr. Andrew B. Chung >>>> 08 votes Linda Gore >>>> >>>>Congratulations, Guthball! Your induction into the elite Earth and Spaced- >>>>out Science Officer Corps of alt.astronomy helped secure you this office. >>>>Pleace to amuse the coffee boys with your astonishing misinformation. >>>> >>>>MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS >>>> >>>> The winners are...MIKE "MIGUEL" CRANSTON AND RHONDA LEA KIRK! >>>> >>>> 15 votes Mike "Miguel" Cranston and Rhonda Lea Kirk >>>> 14 votes news.groups.proposals >>>> >>>>Nice work, Lamont and Margot! You managed to beat out, however narrowly, a >>>>group that has occupied this office under two different names, so notorious >>>>has their circle-jerking been. May your efforts, which you see as the good >>>>fight, but which others see as the work of partners in crime, keep you >>>>together in the minds of AUK for as long as you deserve, which shouldn't be >>>>very long. >>>> >>>>This concludes the announcement of the winners of the April 2007 Usenet >>>>Kook Awards. Forty-eight people submitted forty-eight ballots. Three >>>>ballots were from notorious disenfranchised net.kooks and were discarded. >>>>Of those, one was a fr0ggery and one was for a candidate not on the ballot >>>>for a self-created award. A fourth was from someone eligible to vote, but >>>>for a candidate not on the ballot. Fluffy was pleased with the shredded >>>>paper in his litter box. Consequently, forty-four ballots were deemed >>>>valid and counted. >>>> >>>>See you all later this month, when, with any luck at all, the first round >>>>of voting for the Kook Tarot Deck will take place. Until then, enjoy and >>>>all hail Ming, Bob, and Fluffy! >>>> >>>>And now, a special recessional in honor of this month's big w(h)inner, >>>>Gerald Newton of alt.culture,alaska! >>>> >>>><music>"Theme to 'Northern Exposure'" >>>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoM6IM1w7Hg >>>></music> >> >> >>Can Llewdellen be nominated again for May? > > I posted comments about it, down thread. > > I believe Llewdellen could be nominated for mast all of the awards. > saturation. I also think he should also be nominated. Well, I intend to vote, fer shure! And now off to my little trundle bed; gotta get up seriously early to do a script-edit. Nytol! -- In some circumstances, the refusal to be defeated is a refusal to be educated. -Margaret Halsey, novelist (1910-1997) |
Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, April 2007
On this particular day of this month, in the Year Of The Golden Pig, Bob
Officer did state: > On Wed, 09 May 2007 07:06:30 GMT, in alt.usenet.kooks, §qu@re Wheels > <ouzo-uzi@drunken_aim.net> wrote: > >>On this particular day of this month, in the Year Of The Golden Pig, Bob >>Officer did state: >> >>> On Wed, 9 May 2007 06:28:15 +0000 (UTC), in alt.usenet.kooks, >>> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@caballista.org> wrote: >>> >>>><music>"20th Century Fox Fanfare" >>>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra_9kgqn7DQ >>>></music> >>>> >>>>The time has come to announce the winners of the April 2007 Usenet Kook >>>>Awards. Envelopes, please! >>>> >>>><music>drumroll</music> >>>> >>>>KOOK OF THE MONTH >>>> >>>> The winner is...NIGHTBAT OF ALT.ASTRONOMY! >>>> >>>> 18 votes Nightbat of alt.astronomy >>>> 08 votes L.W.(Bill) ------ II >>>> 05 votes gb6724@yahoo.com >>>> 01 votes None of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, Commander! Your group has won the award, your chaplain >>>>has won the award, now you, after several close calls, have also finally >>>>won the award. You hace fully arrived as a kook! >>>> >>>>CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH >>>> >>>> The winner is...GERALD C. NEWTON OF ALT.CULTURE.ALASKA! >>>> >>>> 20 votes Gerald C Newton >>>> 05 votes Alt.Astronomy Saucerheads >>>> 04 votes Bozo de Niro of alt.comedy.standup >>>> 03 votes "newschool" of soc.men >>>> 00 votes None of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, Gerry! You thoroughly stomped the opposition. Pleace to >>>>inform us when you realize that complaining to the domain name registrar is >>>>a completely ineffective method of netkkkopping and that kookologists don't >>>>conspire on real estate message boards that archive USENET poasts. >>>> >>>>COWARD OF THE MONTH >>>> >>>> The winner is...GERALD C. NEWTON OF ALT.CULTURE.ALASKA! >>>> >>>> 19 votes Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska >>>> 07 votes Steve "BowTie" Young >>>> 05 votes Michael "Miguel" Cranston >>>> 02 votes PorchMonkey4Life >>>> 01 votes Linda Gore >>>> 00 votes None of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, again, G-dolf! You conducted the most public and thorough >>>>campaign RL campaign against a web site owner and a news service provider >>>>since Chuck Lysaght, against some of the very same targets. Do you know >>>>what happened to Chuckles? The police visited him and told him to knock >>>>it off. Funny how that works. >>>> >>>>LOONEY MAROON AWARD >>>> >>>> The winner is...GERALD C. NEWTON OF ALT.CULTURE.ALASKA! >>>> >>>> 19 votes Gerald C Newton >>>> 10 votes MassiveProng, a.k.a. "NunYa Bidness" >>>> 05 votes Linda Gore >>>> 01 votes Salvador Astucia >>>> 00 votes None of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations a third time, Gerry Neutron. Your meltdown was one of the >>>>silliest things on AUK in a long time. By the way, how is your stock in >>>>the web-hosting company doing? >>>> >>>>GOLDEN KILLFILE >>>> >>>> The winner is...RHONDA LEA KIRK! >>>> >>>> 10 votes Rhonda Lea Kirk >>>> 07 votes Jerry Howe, a.k.a. "Puppy Wizard" >>>> 05 votes Dirk Bruere >>>> 03 votes None of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, Margot Lane! A plurality of the voters wish that your >>>>companion Lamont's ability to cloud men's minds included the ability to >>>>make your poasts disappear as well. >>>> >>>>JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ---- PINEAPPLE AWARD >>>> >>>> The winner is...PROFESSEUR VON TWOSTEPS! >>>> >>>> 18 votes Professeur Von TwoSteps >>>> 13 votes MassiveProng, a.k.a. "NunYa Bidness" >>>> 01 votes Respondant >>>> 00 votes None of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, Poofy! Your one-month release from the Galactic Killfile >>>>showed that the voters of AUK think that you're just as pathetic as ever. >>>>Now, back into your cell! >>>> >>>>BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER >>>> >>>> The winner is...GERALD C. NEWTON OF ALT.CULTURE.ALASKA! >>>> >>>> 28 votes Gerald C. Newton >>>> 02 votes Rhonda Lea Kirk >>>> 01 votes Neither of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations a fourth time, G-dolf! If you'd swallowed Sean's hook any >>>>harder, you'd have had to call a proctologist to pull the lure out of you. >>>> >>>>Don't leave yet, Gerald. You won a fifth award this month, the... >>>> >>>>EMMETT GULLEY OBSESSO AWARD >>>> >>>>"A special award - reserved solely for the most obsessive, stalker kooks on >>>>Usenet." >>>> >>>>The winner is...GERALD C. NEWTON OF ALT.CULTURE.ALASKA! >>>> >>>>This was voted on by acclamation earlier in April and is already on Kookle, >>>>but I wanted to present the award to you while you were already receiving >>>>your other prizes. Now, get the Hell off my stage, stalker! >>>> >>>>PALMJOB PADDLE >>>> >>>> The winner is...PORCHMONKEY4LIFE! >>>> >>>> 14 votes PorchMonkey4Life >>>> 11 votes Professeur Von TwoSteps >>>> 04 votes Crash Street Kidd >>>> 00 votes None of the above >>>> >>>>Good work, MonkeyBoi! You used your release from the Galactic Killfile to >>>>prove that you are still just as big a spankard as you were when you were >>>>first confined. Some things don't change. >>>> >>>>TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD >>>> >>>> The winner is...MIKE "MIGUEL" CRANSTON! >>>> >>>> 17 votes Mike "Miguel" Cranston >>>> 10 votes Alex "Dink" Cain >>>> 06 votes Neither of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, Lamont! Your ability to cloud men's minds couldn't hide >>>>how much you begged for the attention of the kookologists you claim you >>>>despise. >>>> >>>>VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD >>>> >>>> The winner is...TOM POTTER! >>>> >>>> 15 votes Tom Potter >>>> 08 votes Greysky >>>> 02 votes Neither of the above >>>> >>>>Good work, Tom! You really are shaping up to be quite the mad scientist on >>>>USENET. Fifty quatloos says Nightbat will be inviting you to be part of >>>>the Elite Space Science Officer Corps of alt.astronomy by Labor Day. >>>> >>>>GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY >>>> >>>> The winner is...BARBARA SCHWARZ! >>>> >>>> 20 votes Barbara Schwarz >>>> 10 votes Rhonda Lea Kirk & Michael "miguel" Cranston >>>> 01 votes Neither of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, Babs! Your crusade for THE TRVTH has been recognized. >>>>Pity it won't make the documents you seek magically appear in /this/ >>>>dimension. >>>> >>>>GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD >>>> >>>> The winner is...STEVE CHANEY! >>>> >>>> 12 votes Steve Chaney >>>> 11 votes Linda Gore >>>> 02 votes Neither of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, Wonderbra! Just because the kookologists are now poking >>>>your longtime adversary on soc.singles with all the sharp sticks at their >>>>disposal doesn't mean that you've won your fight with him, all your chest- >>>>beating to the contrary.. >>>> >>>>SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART >>>> >>>> The winner is...BOZO DE NIRO OF ALT.COMEDY.STANDUP! >>>> >>>> 15 votes Bozo de Niro of alt.comedy.standup >>>> 10 votes Linda Gore >>>> 02 votes Neither of the above >>>> >>>>What can I say to someone whose usernym is one of the better self-spanks on >>>>USENET? Oh, yes, good work continuing to uphold the tradition of your >>>>froup, which has had only two regulars win AUK Kook Awards, both of whom-- >>>>you and Jason "JJayBoyd" Plawner--won the Special Ops Cody. One would >>>>think that a group of people who should be skilled at dealing with hecklers >>>>wouldn't be so lame. Keep it up and alt.comedy.standup will earn the >>>>reputation of having the worst flame warriors on USENET. >>>> >>>>TAR & FEATHERS >>>> >>>> The winner is...BARBARA SCHWARZ! >>>> >>>> 14 votes Barbara Schwarz >>>> 09 votes Honest John >>>> 07 votes Linda Gore >>>> 02 votes None of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations again, Babs! It's not just the regulars of ARS who want >>>>you run out of USENET on a rail. Now, back into the Galactic Killfile with >>>>you until you do something /acutely/ Bobo-worthy, like be deported. >>>> >>>>BUSTED URINAL AWARD >>>> >>>> The winner is...ROBERT "MOP JOCKEY" WOLFE! >>>> >>>> 18 votes Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe >>>> 07 votes Hagar >>>> 01 votes Neither of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, UNIXD0RK! All of your poast-humping and ko0k-slurping >>>>have really managed to stink the joint up. Your discipline is not to be >>>>tied up with two bisexual girls, but to join with Vito Kuhn to clean up >>>>Fluffy's Litter Box. Here, have a shovel. >>>> >>>>UNABOMBER SURPRISE >>>> >>>> The winner is...MCP OF SOC.MEN! >>>> >>>> 13 votes MCP of soc.men >>>> 07 votes Johnny "Top Cop" Wizard >>>> 04 votes John Fields >>>> 02 votes None of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, Piggy! How many words does it take to say "OINK"? >>>> >>>>BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK >>>> >>>> The winner is...PorchMonkey4Life >>>> >>>> 28 votes YES >>>> 03 votes NO >>>> >>>>Congratulations, MonkeyBoi! When you beat both Chuck Lysaght and Richard >>>>"T3H ST00P1D" Bullis for Office of Village Idiot, you showed that you were >>>>among the most moronic kooks ever to arrive in AUK--by magic carpet, no >>>>less. Now, cretin, back into the Galactic Killfile with you, before your >>>>idiocy becomes contageous! >>>> >>>>ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET >>>> >>>> We hace a tie! >>>> >>>> 14 votes Michael "Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt >>>> 14 votes Sylvia "PSYLVIA" Sullivan >>>> 02 votes Neither of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, sockpuppeteers! Your efforts at trying to hide >>>>yourselves, however transparently, have finally been recognized--PSYLVIA >>>>for her morphing, and Howdy for using an array of self-promoting identities >>>>to post about himself both on USENET and on guestbooks and comment pages. >>>> >>>>BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD >>>> >>>> The winner is...STEVE "BOWTIE" YOUNG, TRAINED BY LIONEL! >>>> >>>> 16 votes Steve "BowTie" Young, trained by Lionel >>>> 12 votes Dr. Andrew B. Chung, trained by Flying Rat >>>> 00 votes Neither of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, Lionel! You finally got recognized for having a fanboi >>>>who has been fr0gging you since 2004, if not earlier, and who has >>>>faithfully followed you around and projected his misbehavior onto you for >>>>years. >>>> >>>>EDMOND WOLLMANN MEMORIAL RUBBER TURKEY, EASTER SUNDAY 2007 >>>> >>>> The winner is...DR. ANDREW B. CHUNG! >>>> >>>> 15 votes Dr. Andrew B Chung >>>> 10 votes Michael "Miguel" Cranston >>>> 07 votes PorchMonkey4Life >>>> 01 votes None of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, Double-Doctor! I suppose your idea of witnessing on >>>>Christianity's holiest day is to melt down on USENET. You've done it >>>>/twice/ now! >>>> >>>>PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER >>>> >>>> The winners are...SEAN MONAGHAN AND CUJO DE SOCKPUPPET! >>>> >>>> 27 votes Fake Caballista/Alcatroll LART, >>>> Sean Monaghan and Cujo de Sockpuppet >>>> 05 votes Fake legal complaint to Google, Michael "Miguel" Cranston >>>> 00 votes Neither of the above >>>> >>>>Congratulations, Sean and Cujo! You hace much trolling grateness!!!1!!! >>>> >>>>HAMMER OF THOR >>>> >>>>The winner is...Wally Anglesea >>>> >>>> 28 votes YES >>>> 00 votes NO >>>> >>>>It's unanimous! All hail Wally!!!1!!! >>>> >>>>OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL >>>> >>>> The winner is...MICHAEL "MIGUEL" CRANSTON! >>>> >>>> 12 votes Michael "Miguel" Cranston >>>> 11 votes Nightbat of alt.astronomy >>>> 07 votes David Tholen >>>> >>>>Congratulations, Lamont! You managed to squeak out a victory over one of >>>>the biggest whiner about the evil coffee boys of AUK with your whining. >>>>Now, are you going to tell us (TINU) that you were really shedding >>>>crocodile tears? >>>> >>>>OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT >>>> >>>> The winner is...VITO KUHN, A.K.A. "FRITO KUHNTROLL" >>>> >>>> 14 votes Vito Kuhn, a.k.a. "Frito Kuhntroll" >>>> 12 votes Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska >>>> 06 votes PorchMonkey4Life >>>> >>>>Congratuations, Frito! You managed to win this office over two of the most >>>>persistent campaigners to annoy AUK with their st00pidity in several years. >>>>Now, join Mop Jockey in cleaning Fluffy's Litter Box. Catch the shovel! >>>> >>>>KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER >>>> >>>> The winner is...BRAD GUTH! >>>> >>>> 18 votes Brad Guth >>>> 08 votes Dr. Andrew B. Chung >>>> 08 votes Linda Gore >>>> >>>>Congratulations, Guthball! Your induction into the elite Earth and Spaced- >>>>out Science Officer Corps of alt.astronomy helped secure you this office. >>>>Pleace to amuse the coffee boys with your astonishing misinformation. >>>> >>>>MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS >>>> >>>> The winners are...MIKE "MIGUEL" CRANSTON AND RHONDA LEA KIRK! >>>> >>>> 15 votes Mike "Miguel" Cranston and Rhonda Lea Kirk >>>> 14 votes news.groups.proposals >>>> >>>>Nice work, Lamont and Margot! You managed to beat out, however narrowly, a >>>>group that has occupied this office under two different names, so notorious >>>>has their circle-jerking been. May your efforts, which you see as the good >>>>fight, but which others see as the work of partners in crime, keep you >>>>together in the minds of AUK for as long as you deserve, which shouldn't be >>>>very long. >>>> >>>>This concludes the announcement of the winners of the April 2007 Usenet >>>>Kook Awards. Forty-eight people submitted forty-eight ballots. Three >>>>ballots were from notorious disenfranchised net.kooks and were discarded. >>>>Of those, one was a fr0ggery and one was for a candidate not on the ballot >>>>for a self-created award. A fourth was from someone eligible to vote, but >>>>for a candidate not on the ballot. Fluffy was pleased with the shredded >>>>paper in his litter box. Consequently, forty-four ballots were deemed >>>>valid and counted. >>>> >>>>See you all later this month, when, with any luck at all, the first round >>>>of voting for the Kook Tarot Deck will take place. Until then, enjoy and >>>>all hail Ming, Bob, and Fluffy! >>>> >>>>And now, a special recessional in honor of this month's big w(h)inner, >>>>Gerald Newton of alt.culture,alaska! >>>> >>>><music>"Theme to 'Northern Exposure'" >>>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoM6IM1w7Hg >>>></music> >> >> >>Can Llewdellen be nominated again for May? > > I posted comments about it, down thread. > > I believe Llewdellen could be nominated for mast all of the awards. > saturation. I also think he should also be nominated. Well, I intend to vote, fer shure! And now off to my little trundle bed; gotta get up seriously early to do a script-edit. Nytol! -- In some circumstances, the refusal to be defeated is a refusal to be educated. -Margaret Halsey, novelist (1910-1997) |
Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, April 2007
You worthless little coward, you couldn't get the kooks to go along with
you, what loser! God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/ "§qu@re Wheels" <ouzo-uzi@drunken_aim.net> wrote in message news:Wpe0i.171036$aG1.82428@pd7urf3no > > Can Llewdellen be nominated again for May? -- Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com |
Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, April 2007
You worthless little coward, you couldn't get the kooks to go along with
you, what loser! God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/ "§qu@re Wheels" <ouzo-uzi@drunken_aim.net> wrote in message news:Wpe0i.171036$aG1.82428@pd7urf3no > > Can Llewdellen be nominated again for May? -- Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com |
Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, April 2007
You worthless little coward, you couldn't get the kooks to go along with
you, what loser! God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/ "§qu@re Wheels" <ouzo-uzi@drunken_aim.net> wrote in message news:Wpe0i.171036$aG1.82428@pd7urf3no > > Can Llewdellen be nominated again for May? -- Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com |
Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, April 2007
You worthless little coward, you couldn't get the kooks to go along with
you, what loser! God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/ "§qu@re Wheels" <ouzo-uzi@drunken_aim.net> wrote in message news:Wpe0i.171036$aG1.82428@pd7urf3no > > Can Llewdellen be nominated again for May? -- Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com |
Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, April 2007
Is this that little Mexican chiwawa rat dog, barking it's rabid head
off, me too, me too? God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/ "Lionel" <usenet@imagenoir.com> wrote in message news:f1rs1m$hhr$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com > > Of course! -- Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com |
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