OT - I just got this in my email and thought I would share
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Re: OT - I just got this in my email and thought I would share
The UN couldn't organize a two-person parade!
Norm
"Nathan Otis" <na@spam.smeat.net> wrote in message
news:bzfSc.1309$mf1.56968@news.uswest.net...
> Am I the only one that read this with G.W.'s voice in my head?
> n.
>
> "CRWLR" <beerman@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:10hfh4p2gmbmtd1@corp.supernews.com...
> > WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR OUR PRESIDENT GIVE THE
> > FOLLOWING SPEECH?
> >
> > My Fellow Americans:
> >
> > As you all know, the defeat of the Iraqi regime has been completed.
> Since
> > congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission
in
> > Iraq is finished.
> >
> > This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
> > forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now
> > time to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists.
> >
> > One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side
> > during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain,
> > Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
> >
> > The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
> > world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be
distributing
> > copies of both lists later this evening.
> >
> > Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to
those
> > nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
> > during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the
> Iraqi
> > war.
> >
> > The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
> > hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
> >
> > Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
> >
> > In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this
> money
> > toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
> >
> > On that note, a word to --------- organizations. Screw with us and we
> will
> > hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of
the
> > earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe
> > China.
> >
> > To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace
deal
> > now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to
> Russia
> > for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too.
> >
> > I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with
> France,
> > Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring
> > from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
> >
> > I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many
UN
> > diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid
parking
> > tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and
> > crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps
> > have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or
> > watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of
> the
> > finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
> >
> > A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are
> likely
> > to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not
> > pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and
> his
> > entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. Since I
will
> > hav a couple of extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around, guess
> > where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing
> something
> > with your oil.
> >
> > Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty ---
> > starting now. We are tired of the one-way highway. It is time for
America
> > to focus on the welfare of its own citizens. Some will accuse us of
> > isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."
> >
> > Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the
> > world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on
the
> > planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to
eliminate
> > homelessness in America.
> >
> > To the nations on List 1, a final thought, thanks guys, we owe you and
> we
> > won't forget. To the nations on List 2, thanks for nothing.
> >
> > God bless America.
> >
> > Thank you and good night.
> >
> > (If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in
> English,
> > thank a soldier.)
> >
> >
>
>
Norm
"Nathan Otis" <na@spam.smeat.net> wrote in message
news:bzfSc.1309$mf1.56968@news.uswest.net...
> Am I the only one that read this with G.W.'s voice in my head?
> n.
>
> "CRWLR" <beerman@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:10hfh4p2gmbmtd1@corp.supernews.com...
> > WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR OUR PRESIDENT GIVE THE
> > FOLLOWING SPEECH?
> >
> > My Fellow Americans:
> >
> > As you all know, the defeat of the Iraqi regime has been completed.
> Since
> > congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission
in
> > Iraq is finished.
> >
> > This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
> > forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now
> > time to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists.
> >
> > One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side
> > during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain,
> > Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
> >
> > The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
> > world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be
distributing
> > copies of both lists later this evening.
> >
> > Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to
those
> > nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
> > during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the
> Iraqi
> > war.
> >
> > The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
> > hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
> >
> > Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
> >
> > In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this
> money
> > toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
> >
> > On that note, a word to --------- organizations. Screw with us and we
> will
> > hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of
the
> > earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe
> > China.
> >
> > To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace
deal
> > now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to
> Russia
> > for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too.
> >
> > I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with
> France,
> > Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring
> > from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
> >
> > I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many
UN
> > diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid
parking
> > tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and
> > crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps
> > have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or
> > watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of
> the
> > finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
> >
> > A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are
> likely
> > to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not
> > pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and
> his
> > entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. Since I
will
> > hav a couple of extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around, guess
> > where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing
> something
> > with your oil.
> >
> > Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty ---
> > starting now. We are tired of the one-way highway. It is time for
America
> > to focus on the welfare of its own citizens. Some will accuse us of
> > isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."
> >
> > Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the
> > world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on
the
> > planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to
eliminate
> > homelessness in America.
> >
> > To the nations on List 1, a final thought, thanks guys, we owe you and
> we
> > won't forget. To the nations on List 2, thanks for nothing.
> >
> > God bless America.
> >
> > Thank you and good night.
> >
> > (If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in
> English,
> > thank a soldier.)
> >
> >
>
>
#212
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Re: OT - I just got this in my email and thought I would share
The UN couldn't organize a two-person parade!
Norm
"Nathan Otis" <na@spam.smeat.net> wrote in message
news:bzfSc.1309$mf1.56968@news.uswest.net...
> Am I the only one that read this with G.W.'s voice in my head?
> n.
>
> "CRWLR" <beerman@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:10hfh4p2gmbmtd1@corp.supernews.com...
> > WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR OUR PRESIDENT GIVE THE
> > FOLLOWING SPEECH?
> >
> > My Fellow Americans:
> >
> > As you all know, the defeat of the Iraqi regime has been completed.
> Since
> > congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission
in
> > Iraq is finished.
> >
> > This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
> > forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now
> > time to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists.
> >
> > One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side
> > during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain,
> > Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
> >
> > The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
> > world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be
distributing
> > copies of both lists later this evening.
> >
> > Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to
those
> > nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
> > during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the
> Iraqi
> > war.
> >
> > The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
> > hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
> >
> > Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
> >
> > In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this
> money
> > toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
> >
> > On that note, a word to --------- organizations. Screw with us and we
> will
> > hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of
the
> > earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe
> > China.
> >
> > To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace
deal
> > now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to
> Russia
> > for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too.
> >
> > I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with
> France,
> > Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring
> > from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
> >
> > I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many
UN
> > diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid
parking
> > tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and
> > crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps
> > have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or
> > watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of
> the
> > finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
> >
> > A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are
> likely
> > to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not
> > pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and
> his
> > entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. Since I
will
> > hav a couple of extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around, guess
> > where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing
> something
> > with your oil.
> >
> > Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty ---
> > starting now. We are tired of the one-way highway. It is time for
America
> > to focus on the welfare of its own citizens. Some will accuse us of
> > isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."
> >
> > Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the
> > world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on
the
> > planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to
eliminate
> > homelessness in America.
> >
> > To the nations on List 1, a final thought, thanks guys, we owe you and
> we
> > won't forget. To the nations on List 2, thanks for nothing.
> >
> > God bless America.
> >
> > Thank you and good night.
> >
> > (If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in
> English,
> > thank a soldier.)
> >
> >
>
>
Norm
"Nathan Otis" <na@spam.smeat.net> wrote in message
news:bzfSc.1309$mf1.56968@news.uswest.net...
> Am I the only one that read this with G.W.'s voice in my head?
> n.
>
> "CRWLR" <beerman@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:10hfh4p2gmbmtd1@corp.supernews.com...
> > WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR OUR PRESIDENT GIVE THE
> > FOLLOWING SPEECH?
> >
> > My Fellow Americans:
> >
> > As you all know, the defeat of the Iraqi regime has been completed.
> Since
> > congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission
in
> > Iraq is finished.
> >
> > This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
> > forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now
> > time to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists.
> >
> > One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side
> > during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain,
> > Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
> >
> > The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
> > world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be
distributing
> > copies of both lists later this evening.
> >
> > Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to
those
> > nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
> > during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the
> Iraqi
> > war.
> >
> > The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
> > hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
> >
> > Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
> >
> > In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this
> money
> > toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
> >
> > On that note, a word to --------- organizations. Screw with us and we
> will
> > hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of
the
> > earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe
> > China.
> >
> > To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace
deal
> > now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to
> Russia
> > for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too.
> >
> > I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with
> France,
> > Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring
> > from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
> >
> > I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many
UN
> > diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid
parking
> > tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and
> > crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps
> > have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or
> > watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of
> the
> > finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
> >
> > A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are
> likely
> > to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not
> > pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and
> his
> > entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. Since I
will
> > hav a couple of extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around, guess
> > where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing
> something
> > with your oil.
> >
> > Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty ---
> > starting now. We are tired of the one-way highway. It is time for
America
> > to focus on the welfare of its own citizens. Some will accuse us of
> > isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."
> >
> > Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the
> > world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on
the
> > planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to
eliminate
> > homelessness in America.
> >
> > To the nations on List 1, a final thought, thanks guys, we owe you and
> we
> > won't forget. To the nations on List 2, thanks for nothing.
> >
> > God bless America.
> >
> > Thank you and good night.
> >
> > (If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in
> English,
> > thank a soldier.)
> >
> >
>
>
#213
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Re: OT - I just got this in my email and thought I would share
The UN couldn't organize a two-person parade!
Norm
"Nathan Otis" <na@spam.smeat.net> wrote in message
news:bzfSc.1309$mf1.56968@news.uswest.net...
> Am I the only one that read this with G.W.'s voice in my head?
> n.
>
> "CRWLR" <beerman@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:10hfh4p2gmbmtd1@corp.supernews.com...
> > WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR OUR PRESIDENT GIVE THE
> > FOLLOWING SPEECH?
> >
> > My Fellow Americans:
> >
> > As you all know, the defeat of the Iraqi regime has been completed.
> Since
> > congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission
in
> > Iraq is finished.
> >
> > This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
> > forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now
> > time to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists.
> >
> > One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side
> > during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain,
> > Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
> >
> > The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
> > world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be
distributing
> > copies of both lists later this evening.
> >
> > Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to
those
> > nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
> > during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the
> Iraqi
> > war.
> >
> > The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
> > hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
> >
> > Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
> >
> > In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this
> money
> > toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
> >
> > On that note, a word to --------- organizations. Screw with us and we
> will
> > hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of
the
> > earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe
> > China.
> >
> > To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace
deal
> > now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to
> Russia
> > for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too.
> >
> > I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with
> France,
> > Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring
> > from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
> >
> > I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many
UN
> > diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid
parking
> > tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and
> > crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps
> > have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or
> > watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of
> the
> > finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
> >
> > A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are
> likely
> > to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not
> > pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and
> his
> > entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. Since I
will
> > hav a couple of extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around, guess
> > where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing
> something
> > with your oil.
> >
> > Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty ---
> > starting now. We are tired of the one-way highway. It is time for
America
> > to focus on the welfare of its own citizens. Some will accuse us of
> > isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."
> >
> > Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the
> > world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on
the
> > planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to
eliminate
> > homelessness in America.
> >
> > To the nations on List 1, a final thought, thanks guys, we owe you and
> we
> > won't forget. To the nations on List 2, thanks for nothing.
> >
> > God bless America.
> >
> > Thank you and good night.
> >
> > (If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in
> English,
> > thank a soldier.)
> >
> >
>
>
Norm
"Nathan Otis" <na@spam.smeat.net> wrote in message
news:bzfSc.1309$mf1.56968@news.uswest.net...
> Am I the only one that read this with G.W.'s voice in my head?
> n.
>
> "CRWLR" <beerman@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:10hfh4p2gmbmtd1@corp.supernews.com...
> > WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR OUR PRESIDENT GIVE THE
> > FOLLOWING SPEECH?
> >
> > My Fellow Americans:
> >
> > As you all know, the defeat of the Iraqi regime has been completed.
> Since
> > congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission
in
> > Iraq is finished.
> >
> > This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
> > forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now
> > time to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists.
> >
> > One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side
> > during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain,
> > Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
> >
> > The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
> > world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be
distributing
> > copies of both lists later this evening.
> >
> > Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to
those
> > nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
> > during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the
> Iraqi
> > war.
> >
> > The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
> > hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
> >
> > Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
> >
> > In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this
> money
> > toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
> >
> > On that note, a word to --------- organizations. Screw with us and we
> will
> > hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of
the
> > earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe
> > China.
> >
> > To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace
deal
> > now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to
> Russia
> > for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too.
> >
> > I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with
> France,
> > Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring
> > from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
> >
> > I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many
UN
> > diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid
parking
> > tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and
> > crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps
> > have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or
> > watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of
> the
> > finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
> >
> > A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are
> likely
> > to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not
> > pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and
> his
> > entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. Since I
will
> > hav a couple of extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around, guess
> > where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing
> something
> > with your oil.
> >
> > Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty ---
> > starting now. We are tired of the one-way highway. It is time for
America
> > to focus on the welfare of its own citizens. Some will accuse us of
> > isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."
> >
> > Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the
> > world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on
the
> > planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to
eliminate
> > homelessness in America.
> >
> > To the nations on List 1, a final thought, thanks guys, we owe you and
> we
> > won't forget. To the nations on List 2, thanks for nothing.
> >
> > God bless America.
> >
> > Thank you and good night.
> >
> > (If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in
> English,
> > thank a soldier.)
> >
> >
>
>
#214
Guest
Posts: n/a
Re: OT - I just got this in my email and thought I would share
If it was a GAY PRIDE parade they could...
Norm & Debbie wrote:
> The UN couldn't organize a two-person parade!
>
> Norm
>
> "Nathan Otis" <na@spam.smeat.net> wrote in message
> news:bzfSc.1309$mf1.56968@news.uswest.net...
>
>>Am I the only one that read this with G.W.'s voice in my head?
>>n.
>>
>>"CRWLR" <beerman@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>news:10hfh4p2gmbmtd1@corp.supernews.com...
>>
>>>WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR OUR PRESIDENT GIVE THE
>>>FOLLOWING SPEECH?
>>>
>>> My Fellow Americans:
>>>
>>> As you all know, the defeat of the Iraqi regime has been completed.
>>
>>Since
>>
>>>congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission
>
> in
>
>>>Iraq is finished.
>>>
>>> This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
>>>forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now
>>>time to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists.
>>>
>>> One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side
>>>during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain,
>>>Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
>>>
>>> The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
>>>world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be
>
> distributing
>
>>>copies of both lists later this evening.
>>>
>>> Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to
>
> those
>
>>>nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
>>>during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the
>>
>>Iraqi
>>
>>>war.
>>>
>>> The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
>>>hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
>>>
>>> Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
>>>
>>> In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this
>>
>>money
>>
>>>toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
>>>
>>> On that note, a word to --------- organizations. Screw with us and we
>>
>>will
>>
>>>hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of
>
> the
>
>>>earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe
>>>China.
>>>
>>> To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace
>
> deal
>
>>>now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to
>>
>>Russia
>>
>>>for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too.
>>>
>>> I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with
>>
>>France,
>>
>>>Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring
>>>from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
>>>
>>> I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many
>
> UN
>
>>>diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid
>
> parking
>
>>>tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and
>>>crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps
>>>have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or
>>>watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of
>>
>>the
>>
>>>finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
>>>
>>> A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are
>>
>>likely
>>
>>>to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not
>>>pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and
>>
>>his
>>
>>>entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. Since I
>
> will
>
>>>hav a couple of extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around, guess
>>>where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing
>>
>>something
>>
>>>with your oil.
>>>
>>> Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty ---
>>>starting now. We are tired of the one-way highway. It is time for
>
> America
>
>>>to focus on the welfare of its own citizens. Some will accuse us of
>>>isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."
>>>
>>> Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the
>
>
>>>world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on
>
> the
>
>>>planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to
>
> eliminate
>
>>>homelessness in America.
>>>
>>> To the nations on List 1, a final thought, thanks guys, we owe you and
>>
>>we
>>
>>>won't forget. To the nations on List 2, thanks for nothing.
>>>
>>> God bless America.
>>>
>>> Thank you and good night.
>>>
>>> (If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in
>>
>>English,
>>
>>>thank a soldier.)
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>
>
Norm & Debbie wrote:
> The UN couldn't organize a two-person parade!
>
> Norm
>
> "Nathan Otis" <na@spam.smeat.net> wrote in message
> news:bzfSc.1309$mf1.56968@news.uswest.net...
>
>>Am I the only one that read this with G.W.'s voice in my head?
>>n.
>>
>>"CRWLR" <beerman@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>news:10hfh4p2gmbmtd1@corp.supernews.com...
>>
>>>WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR OUR PRESIDENT GIVE THE
>>>FOLLOWING SPEECH?
>>>
>>> My Fellow Americans:
>>>
>>> As you all know, the defeat of the Iraqi regime has been completed.
>>
>>Since
>>
>>>congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission
>
> in
>
>>>Iraq is finished.
>>>
>>> This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
>>>forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now
>>>time to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists.
>>>
>>> One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side
>>>during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain,
>>>Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
>>>
>>> The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
>>>world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be
>
> distributing
>
>>>copies of both lists later this evening.
>>>
>>> Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to
>
> those
>
>>>nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
>>>during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the
>>
>>Iraqi
>>
>>>war.
>>>
>>> The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
>>>hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
>>>
>>> Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
>>>
>>> In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this
>>
>>money
>>
>>>toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
>>>
>>> On that note, a word to --------- organizations. Screw with us and we
>>
>>will
>>
>>>hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of
>
> the
>
>>>earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe
>>>China.
>>>
>>> To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace
>
> deal
>
>>>now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to
>>
>>Russia
>>
>>>for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too.
>>>
>>> I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with
>>
>>France,
>>
>>>Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring
>>>from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
>>>
>>> I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many
>
> UN
>
>>>diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid
>
> parking
>
>>>tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and
>>>crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps
>>>have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or
>>>watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of
>>
>>the
>>
>>>finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
>>>
>>> A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are
>>
>>likely
>>
>>>to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not
>>>pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and
>>
>>his
>>
>>>entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. Since I
>
> will
>
>>>hav a couple of extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around, guess
>>>where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing
>>
>>something
>>
>>>with your oil.
>>>
>>> Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty ---
>>>starting now. We are tired of the one-way highway. It is time for
>
> America
>
>>>to focus on the welfare of its own citizens. Some will accuse us of
>>>isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."
>>>
>>> Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the
>
>
>>>world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on
>
> the
>
>>>planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to
>
> eliminate
>
>>>homelessness in America.
>>>
>>> To the nations on List 1, a final thought, thanks guys, we owe you and
>>
>>we
>>
>>>won't forget. To the nations on List 2, thanks for nothing.
>>>
>>> God bless America.
>>>
>>> Thank you and good night.
>>>
>>> (If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in
>>
>>English,
>>
>>>thank a soldier.)
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>
>
#215
Guest
Posts: n/a
Re: OT - I just got this in my email and thought I would share
If it was a GAY PRIDE parade they could...
Norm & Debbie wrote:
> The UN couldn't organize a two-person parade!
>
> Norm
>
> "Nathan Otis" <na@spam.smeat.net> wrote in message
> news:bzfSc.1309$mf1.56968@news.uswest.net...
>
>>Am I the only one that read this with G.W.'s voice in my head?
>>n.
>>
>>"CRWLR" <beerman@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>news:10hfh4p2gmbmtd1@corp.supernews.com...
>>
>>>WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR OUR PRESIDENT GIVE THE
>>>FOLLOWING SPEECH?
>>>
>>> My Fellow Americans:
>>>
>>> As you all know, the defeat of the Iraqi regime has been completed.
>>
>>Since
>>
>>>congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission
>
> in
>
>>>Iraq is finished.
>>>
>>> This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
>>>forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now
>>>time to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists.
>>>
>>> One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side
>>>during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain,
>>>Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
>>>
>>> The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
>>>world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be
>
> distributing
>
>>>copies of both lists later this evening.
>>>
>>> Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to
>
> those
>
>>>nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
>>>during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the
>>
>>Iraqi
>>
>>>war.
>>>
>>> The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
>>>hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
>>>
>>> Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
>>>
>>> In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this
>>
>>money
>>
>>>toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
>>>
>>> On that note, a word to --------- organizations. Screw with us and we
>>
>>will
>>
>>>hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of
>
> the
>
>>>earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe
>>>China.
>>>
>>> To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace
>
> deal
>
>>>now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to
>>
>>Russia
>>
>>>for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too.
>>>
>>> I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with
>>
>>France,
>>
>>>Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring
>>>from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
>>>
>>> I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many
>
> UN
>
>>>diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid
>
> parking
>
>>>tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and
>>>crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps
>>>have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or
>>>watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of
>>
>>the
>>
>>>finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
>>>
>>> A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are
>>
>>likely
>>
>>>to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not
>>>pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and
>>
>>his
>>
>>>entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. Since I
>
> will
>
>>>hav a couple of extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around, guess
>>>where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing
>>
>>something
>>
>>>with your oil.
>>>
>>> Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty ---
>>>starting now. We are tired of the one-way highway. It is time for
>
> America
>
>>>to focus on the welfare of its own citizens. Some will accuse us of
>>>isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."
>>>
>>> Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the
>
>
>>>world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on
>
> the
>
>>>planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to
>
> eliminate
>
>>>homelessness in America.
>>>
>>> To the nations on List 1, a final thought, thanks guys, we owe you and
>>
>>we
>>
>>>won't forget. To the nations on List 2, thanks for nothing.
>>>
>>> God bless America.
>>>
>>> Thank you and good night.
>>>
>>> (If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in
>>
>>English,
>>
>>>thank a soldier.)
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>
>
Norm & Debbie wrote:
> The UN couldn't organize a two-person parade!
>
> Norm
>
> "Nathan Otis" <na@spam.smeat.net> wrote in message
> news:bzfSc.1309$mf1.56968@news.uswest.net...
>
>>Am I the only one that read this with G.W.'s voice in my head?
>>n.
>>
>>"CRWLR" <beerman@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>news:10hfh4p2gmbmtd1@corp.supernews.com...
>>
>>>WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR OUR PRESIDENT GIVE THE
>>>FOLLOWING SPEECH?
>>>
>>> My Fellow Americans:
>>>
>>> As you all know, the defeat of the Iraqi regime has been completed.
>>
>>Since
>>
>>>congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission
>
> in
>
>>>Iraq is finished.
>>>
>>> This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
>>>forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now
>>>time to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists.
>>>
>>> One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side
>>>during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain,
>>>Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
>>>
>>> The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
>>>world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be
>
> distributing
>
>>>copies of both lists later this evening.
>>>
>>> Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to
>
> those
>
>>>nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
>>>during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the
>>
>>Iraqi
>>
>>>war.
>>>
>>> The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
>>>hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
>>>
>>> Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
>>>
>>> In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this
>>
>>money
>>
>>>toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
>>>
>>> On that note, a word to --------- organizations. Screw with us and we
>>
>>will
>>
>>>hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of
>
> the
>
>>>earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe
>>>China.
>>>
>>> To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace
>
> deal
>
>>>now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to
>>
>>Russia
>>
>>>for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too.
>>>
>>> I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with
>>
>>France,
>>
>>>Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring
>>>from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
>>>
>>> I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many
>
> UN
>
>>>diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid
>
> parking
>
>>>tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and
>>>crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps
>>>have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or
>>>watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of
>>
>>the
>>
>>>finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
>>>
>>> A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are
>>
>>likely
>>
>>>to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not
>>>pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and
>>
>>his
>>
>>>entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. Since I
>
> will
>
>>>hav a couple of extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around, guess
>>>where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing
>>
>>something
>>
>>>with your oil.
>>>
>>> Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty ---
>>>starting now. We are tired of the one-way highway. It is time for
>
> America
>
>>>to focus on the welfare of its own citizens. Some will accuse us of
>>>isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."
>>>
>>> Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the
>
>
>>>world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on
>
> the
>
>>>planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to
>
> eliminate
>
>>>homelessness in America.
>>>
>>> To the nations on List 1, a final thought, thanks guys, we owe you and
>>
>>we
>>
>>>won't forget. To the nations on List 2, thanks for nothing.
>>>
>>> God bless America.
>>>
>>> Thank you and good night.
>>>
>>> (If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in
>>
>>English,
>>
>>>thank a soldier.)
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>
>
#216
Guest
Posts: n/a
Re: OT - I just got this in my email and thought I would share
If it was a GAY PRIDE parade they could...
Norm & Debbie wrote:
> The UN couldn't organize a two-person parade!
>
> Norm
>
> "Nathan Otis" <na@spam.smeat.net> wrote in message
> news:bzfSc.1309$mf1.56968@news.uswest.net...
>
>>Am I the only one that read this with G.W.'s voice in my head?
>>n.
>>
>>"CRWLR" <beerman@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>news:10hfh4p2gmbmtd1@corp.supernews.com...
>>
>>>WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR OUR PRESIDENT GIVE THE
>>>FOLLOWING SPEECH?
>>>
>>> My Fellow Americans:
>>>
>>> As you all know, the defeat of the Iraqi regime has been completed.
>>
>>Since
>>
>>>congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission
>
> in
>
>>>Iraq is finished.
>>>
>>> This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
>>>forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now
>>>time to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists.
>>>
>>> One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side
>>>during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain,
>>>Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
>>>
>>> The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
>>>world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be
>
> distributing
>
>>>copies of both lists later this evening.
>>>
>>> Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to
>
> those
>
>>>nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
>>>during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the
>>
>>Iraqi
>>
>>>war.
>>>
>>> The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
>>>hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
>>>
>>> Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
>>>
>>> In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this
>>
>>money
>>
>>>toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
>>>
>>> On that note, a word to --------- organizations. Screw with us and we
>>
>>will
>>
>>>hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of
>
> the
>
>>>earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe
>>>China.
>>>
>>> To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace
>
> deal
>
>>>now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to
>>
>>Russia
>>
>>>for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too.
>>>
>>> I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with
>>
>>France,
>>
>>>Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring
>>>from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
>>>
>>> I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many
>
> UN
>
>>>diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid
>
> parking
>
>>>tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and
>>>crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps
>>>have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or
>>>watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of
>>
>>the
>>
>>>finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
>>>
>>> A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are
>>
>>likely
>>
>>>to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not
>>>pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and
>>
>>his
>>
>>>entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. Since I
>
> will
>
>>>hav a couple of extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around, guess
>>>where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing
>>
>>something
>>
>>>with your oil.
>>>
>>> Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty ---
>>>starting now. We are tired of the one-way highway. It is time for
>
> America
>
>>>to focus on the welfare of its own citizens. Some will accuse us of
>>>isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."
>>>
>>> Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the
>
>
>>>world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on
>
> the
>
>>>planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to
>
> eliminate
>
>>>homelessness in America.
>>>
>>> To the nations on List 1, a final thought, thanks guys, we owe you and
>>
>>we
>>
>>>won't forget. To the nations on List 2, thanks for nothing.
>>>
>>> God bless America.
>>>
>>> Thank you and good night.
>>>
>>> (If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in
>>
>>English,
>>
>>>thank a soldier.)
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>
>
Norm & Debbie wrote:
> The UN couldn't organize a two-person parade!
>
> Norm
>
> "Nathan Otis" <na@spam.smeat.net> wrote in message
> news:bzfSc.1309$mf1.56968@news.uswest.net...
>
>>Am I the only one that read this with G.W.'s voice in my head?
>>n.
>>
>>"CRWLR" <beerman@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>news:10hfh4p2gmbmtd1@corp.supernews.com...
>>
>>>WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR OUR PRESIDENT GIVE THE
>>>FOLLOWING SPEECH?
>>>
>>> My Fellow Americans:
>>>
>>> As you all know, the defeat of the Iraqi regime has been completed.
>>
>>Since
>>
>>>congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission
>
> in
>
>>>Iraq is finished.
>>>
>>> This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
>>>forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now
>>>time to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists.
>>>
>>> One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side
>>>during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain,
>>>Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
>>>
>>> The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
>>>world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be
>
> distributing
>
>>>copies of both lists later this evening.
>>>
>>> Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to
>
> those
>
>>>nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
>>>during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the
>>
>>Iraqi
>>
>>>war.
>>>
>>> The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
>>>hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
>>>
>>> Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
>>>
>>> In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this
>>
>>money
>>
>>>toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
>>>
>>> On that note, a word to --------- organizations. Screw with us and we
>>
>>will
>>
>>>hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of
>
> the
>
>>>earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe
>>>China.
>>>
>>> To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace
>
> deal
>
>>>now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to
>>
>>Russia
>>
>>>for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too.
>>>
>>> I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with
>>
>>France,
>>
>>>Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring
>>>from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
>>>
>>> I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many
>
> UN
>
>>>diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid
>
> parking
>
>>>tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and
>>>crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps
>>>have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or
>>>watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of
>>
>>the
>>
>>>finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
>>>
>>> A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are
>>
>>likely
>>
>>>to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not
>>>pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and
>>
>>his
>>
>>>entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. Since I
>
> will
>
>>>hav a couple of extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around, guess
>>>where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing
>>
>>something
>>
>>>with your oil.
>>>
>>> Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty ---
>>>starting now. We are tired of the one-way highway. It is time for
>
> America
>
>>>to focus on the welfare of its own citizens. Some will accuse us of
>>>isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."
>>>
>>> Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the
>
>
>>>world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on
>
> the
>
>>>planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to
>
> eliminate
>
>>>homelessness in America.
>>>
>>> To the nations on List 1, a final thought, thanks guys, we owe you and
>>
>>we
>>
>>>won't forget. To the nations on List 2, thanks for nothing.
>>>
>>> God bless America.
>>>
>>> Thank you and good night.
>>>
>>> (If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in
>>
>>English,
>>
>>>thank a soldier.)
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>
>
#217
Guest
Posts: n/a
Re: OT - I just got this in my email and thought I would share
If it was a GAY PRIDE parade they could...
Norm & Debbie wrote:
> The UN couldn't organize a two-person parade!
>
> Norm
>
> "Nathan Otis" <na@spam.smeat.net> wrote in message
> news:bzfSc.1309$mf1.56968@news.uswest.net...
>
>>Am I the only one that read this with G.W.'s voice in my head?
>>n.
>>
>>"CRWLR" <beerman@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>news:10hfh4p2gmbmtd1@corp.supernews.com...
>>
>>>WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR OUR PRESIDENT GIVE THE
>>>FOLLOWING SPEECH?
>>>
>>> My Fellow Americans:
>>>
>>> As you all know, the defeat of the Iraqi regime has been completed.
>>
>>Since
>>
>>>congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission
>
> in
>
>>>Iraq is finished.
>>>
>>> This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
>>>forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now
>>>time to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists.
>>>
>>> One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side
>>>during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain,
>>>Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
>>>
>>> The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
>>>world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be
>
> distributing
>
>>>copies of both lists later this evening.
>>>
>>> Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to
>
> those
>
>>>nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
>>>during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the
>>
>>Iraqi
>>
>>>war.
>>>
>>> The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
>>>hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
>>>
>>> Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
>>>
>>> In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this
>>
>>money
>>
>>>toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
>>>
>>> On that note, a word to --------- organizations. Screw with us and we
>>
>>will
>>
>>>hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of
>
> the
>
>>>earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe
>>>China.
>>>
>>> To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace
>
> deal
>
>>>now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to
>>
>>Russia
>>
>>>for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too.
>>>
>>> I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with
>>
>>France,
>>
>>>Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring
>>>from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
>>>
>>> I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many
>
> UN
>
>>>diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid
>
> parking
>
>>>tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and
>>>crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps
>>>have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or
>>>watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of
>>
>>the
>>
>>>finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
>>>
>>> A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are
>>
>>likely
>>
>>>to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not
>>>pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and
>>
>>his
>>
>>>entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. Since I
>
> will
>
>>>hav a couple of extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around, guess
>>>where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing
>>
>>something
>>
>>>with your oil.
>>>
>>> Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty ---
>>>starting now. We are tired of the one-way highway. It is time for
>
> America
>
>>>to focus on the welfare of its own citizens. Some will accuse us of
>>>isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."
>>>
>>> Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the
>
>
>>>world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on
>
> the
>
>>>planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to
>
> eliminate
>
>>>homelessness in America.
>>>
>>> To the nations on List 1, a final thought, thanks guys, we owe you and
>>
>>we
>>
>>>won't forget. To the nations on List 2, thanks for nothing.
>>>
>>> God bless America.
>>>
>>> Thank you and good night.
>>>
>>> (If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in
>>
>>English,
>>
>>>thank a soldier.)
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>
>
Norm & Debbie wrote:
> The UN couldn't organize a two-person parade!
>
> Norm
>
> "Nathan Otis" <na@spam.smeat.net> wrote in message
> news:bzfSc.1309$mf1.56968@news.uswest.net...
>
>>Am I the only one that read this with G.W.'s voice in my head?
>>n.
>>
>>"CRWLR" <beerman@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>news:10hfh4p2gmbmtd1@corp.supernews.com...
>>
>>>WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR OUR PRESIDENT GIVE THE
>>>FOLLOWING SPEECH?
>>>
>>> My Fellow Americans:
>>>
>>> As you all know, the defeat of the Iraqi regime has been completed.
>>
>>Since
>>
>>>congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission
>
> in
>
>>>Iraq is finished.
>>>
>>> This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
>>>forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now
>>>time to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists.
>>>
>>> One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side
>>>during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain,
>>>Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
>>>
>>> The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
>>>world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be
>
> distributing
>
>>>copies of both lists later this evening.
>>>
>>> Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to
>
> those
>
>>>nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
>>>during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the
>>
>>Iraqi
>>
>>>war.
>>>
>>> The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
>>>hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
>>>
>>> Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
>>>
>>> In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this
>>
>>money
>>
>>>toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
>>>
>>> On that note, a word to --------- organizations. Screw with us and we
>>
>>will
>>
>>>hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of
>
> the
>
>>>earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe
>>>China.
>>>
>>> To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace
>
> deal
>
>>>now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to
>>
>>Russia
>>
>>>for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too.
>>>
>>> I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with
>>
>>France,
>>
>>>Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring
>>>from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
>>>
>>> I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many
>
> UN
>
>>>diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid
>
> parking
>
>>>tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and
>>>crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps
>>>have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or
>>>watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of
>>
>>the
>>
>>>finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
>>>
>>> A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are
>>
>>likely
>>
>>>to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not
>>>pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and
>>
>>his
>>
>>>entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. Since I
>
> will
>
>>>hav a couple of extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around, guess
>>>where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing
>>
>>something
>>
>>>with your oil.
>>>
>>> Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty ---
>>>starting now. We are tired of the one-way highway. It is time for
>
> America
>
>>>to focus on the welfare of its own citizens. Some will accuse us of
>>>isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."
>>>
>>> Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the
>
>
>>>world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on
>
> the
>
>>>planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to
>
> eliminate
>
>>>homelessness in America.
>>>
>>> To the nations on List 1, a final thought, thanks guys, we owe you and
>>
>>we
>>
>>>won't forget. To the nations on List 2, thanks for nothing.
>>>
>>> God bless America.
>>>
>>> Thank you and good night.
>>>
>>> (If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in
>>
>>English,
>>
>>>thank a soldier.)
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>
>
#218
Guest
Posts: n/a
Re: OT - I just got this in my email and thought I would share
"Sleestak" <lookatme@123.com> wrote in message
news:DZidna4uo_g7MYfcRVn-qA@comcast.com...
> CRWLR wrote:
>
> > Complain all you want, just not to me. I did my time on the wall, and
> > don't want to listen to your whining. If you stood the wall along side
me,
> > then complain all you want. I might listen or I might not. Either way,
you
> > can complain and I won't stop you. I might not listen, but I sure as
hell
> > am not going to stop you.
> >
>
>
> No problem, I don't want people complaining to me either -- I'm taking
about
> complaining to the government. We, however, are in a public forum, and you
> did start this thread. A thread that was naturally going to elicit much
> heated debate, and complaining.
>
The last time I checked, the government wasn't here.
#219
Guest
Posts: n/a
Re: OT - I just got this in my email and thought I would share
"Sleestak" <lookatme@123.com> wrote in message
news:DZidna4uo_g7MYfcRVn-qA@comcast.com...
> CRWLR wrote:
>
> > Complain all you want, just not to me. I did my time on the wall, and
> > don't want to listen to your whining. If you stood the wall along side
me,
> > then complain all you want. I might listen or I might not. Either way,
you
> > can complain and I won't stop you. I might not listen, but I sure as
hell
> > am not going to stop you.
> >
>
>
> No problem, I don't want people complaining to me either -- I'm taking
about
> complaining to the government. We, however, are in a public forum, and you
> did start this thread. A thread that was naturally going to elicit much
> heated debate, and complaining.
>
The last time I checked, the government wasn't here.
#220
Guest
Posts: n/a
Re: OT - I just got this in my email and thought I would share
"Sleestak" <lookatme@123.com> wrote in message
news:DZidna4uo_g7MYfcRVn-qA@comcast.com...
> CRWLR wrote:
>
> > Complain all you want, just not to me. I did my time on the wall, and
> > don't want to listen to your whining. If you stood the wall along side
me,
> > then complain all you want. I might listen or I might not. Either way,
you
> > can complain and I won't stop you. I might not listen, but I sure as
hell
> > am not going to stop you.
> >
>
>
> No problem, I don't want people complaining to me either -- I'm taking
about
> complaining to the government. We, however, are in a public forum, and you
> did start this thread. A thread that was naturally going to elicit much
> heated debate, and complaining.
>
The last time I checked, the government wasn't here.