Order Jeep -> Lose Rebate??
12-13-2003, 12:21 PM
#381
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Re: Order Jeep -> Lose Rebate??
Roughly 12/12/03 20:32, Matt Macchiarolo's monkeys randomly typed:
> In article <3FD8B153.211B0C4D@***.net>, L.W.(=?iso-8859-1?Q?=DFill?=) ------
> III <----------@***.net> writes:
>
>> I'm 61 and have been driving legally since the age of fourteen, and
>>never had an accident on a public road. Can you say the same?
I'm 59.8 and have been driving legally since the age of 12, so I
have more years at it than Mr. Bill. I also have been
driving legally on private ranch property since before the age
of twelve, which adds even more years. However, unlike Mr. Bill,
I am aware that none of this means diddly squat...and worse, that
self-righteous self-proclaimed older drivers are one of the worst
hazards on public roads which is why some states "suggest" the
self righteous old farts take mandatory defensive driving courses
as senility sets in between their asses and their ears.
--
Fan of the dumbest team in America.
> In article <3FD8B153.211B0C4D@***.net>, L.W.(=?iso-8859-1?Q?=DFill?=) ------
> III <----------@***.net> writes:
>
>> I'm 61 and have been driving legally since the age of fourteen, and
>>never had an accident on a public road. Can you say the same?
I'm 59.8 and have been driving legally since the age of 12, so I
have more years at it than Mr. Bill. I also have been
driving legally on private ranch property since before the age
of twelve, which adds even more years. However, unlike Mr. Bill,
I am aware that none of this means diddly squat...and worse, that
self-righteous self-proclaimed older drivers are one of the worst
hazards on public roads which is why some states "suggest" the
self righteous old farts take mandatory defensive driving courses
as senility sets in between their asses and their ears.
--
Fan of the dumbest team in America.
12-13-2003, 12:21 PM
#382
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Re: Order Jeep -> Lose Rebate??
Roughly 12/12/03 20:32, Matt Macchiarolo's monkeys randomly typed:
> In article <3FD8B153.211B0C4D@***.net>, L.W.(=?iso-8859-1?Q?=DFill?=) ------
> III <----------@***.net> writes:
>
>> I'm 61 and have been driving legally since the age of fourteen, and
>>never had an accident on a public road. Can you say the same?
I'm 59.8 and have been driving legally since the age of 12, so I
have more years at it than Mr. Bill. I also have been
driving legally on private ranch property since before the age
of twelve, which adds even more years. However, unlike Mr. Bill,
I am aware that none of this means diddly squat...and worse, that
self-righteous self-proclaimed older drivers are one of the worst
hazards on public roads which is why some states "suggest" the
self righteous old farts take mandatory defensive driving courses
as senility sets in between their asses and their ears.
--
Fan of the dumbest team in America.
> In article <3FD8B153.211B0C4D@***.net>, L.W.(=?iso-8859-1?Q?=DFill?=) ------
> III <----------@***.net> writes:
>
>> I'm 61 and have been driving legally since the age of fourteen, and
>>never had an accident on a public road. Can you say the same?
I'm 59.8 and have been driving legally since the age of 12, so I
have more years at it than Mr. Bill. I also have been
driving legally on private ranch property since before the age
of twelve, which adds even more years. However, unlike Mr. Bill,
I am aware that none of this means diddly squat...and worse, that
self-righteous self-proclaimed older drivers are one of the worst
hazards on public roads which is why some states "suggest" the
self righteous old farts take mandatory defensive driving courses
as senility sets in between their asses and their ears.
--
Fan of the dumbest team in America.
12-13-2003, 01:49 PM
#383
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Re: Order Jeep -> Lose Rebate??
Lon, you said: "Missing is the note that the system automatically shuts
off the ABS at low speed" What the heck do you think I meant when I
wrote: "wheel's speed sensor triggers it" And you think your two
thousand pound ABS pump is different than any other hydraulic pump? Have
figured out how yours works yet:
http://www.----------.com/absdiagram.jpg
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:--------------------
Lon Stowell wrote:
>
> The brakes are pulsed off and then back on as the wheels approach
> lockup. Missing is the note that the system automatically shuts
> off the ABS at low speed so the vehicle can come to a halt. As
> for it being a simple mechanical pump, only on the really old
> systems--modern ABS uses electronic control with feedback
> from the wheels, with the electronics pulsing the pressure
> release solenoids in the hydraulic control unit at a rather
> impressive noise-creating speed.
>
> --
> Fan of the dumbest team in America.
off the ABS at low speed" What the heck do you think I meant when I
wrote: "wheel's speed sensor triggers it" And you think your two
thousand pound ABS pump is different than any other hydraulic pump? Have
figured out how yours works yet:
http://www.----------.com/absdiagram.jpg
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:--------------------
Lon Stowell wrote:
>
> The brakes are pulsed off and then back on as the wheels approach
> lockup. Missing is the note that the system automatically shuts
> off the ABS at low speed so the vehicle can come to a halt. As
> for it being a simple mechanical pump, only on the really old
> systems--modern ABS uses electronic control with feedback
> from the wheels, with the electronics pulsing the pressure
> release solenoids in the hydraulic control unit at a rather
> impressive noise-creating speed.
>
> --
> Fan of the dumbest team in America.
12-13-2003, 01:49 PM
#384
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Re: Order Jeep -> Lose Rebate??
Lon, you said: "Missing is the note that the system automatically shuts
off the ABS at low speed" What the heck do you think I meant when I
wrote: "wheel's speed sensor triggers it" And you think your two
thousand pound ABS pump is different than any other hydraulic pump? Have
figured out how yours works yet:
http://www.----------.com/absdiagram.jpg
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:--------------------
Lon Stowell wrote:
>
> The brakes are pulsed off and then back on as the wheels approach
> lockup. Missing is the note that the system automatically shuts
> off the ABS at low speed so the vehicle can come to a halt. As
> for it being a simple mechanical pump, only on the really old
> systems--modern ABS uses electronic control with feedback
> from the wheels, with the electronics pulsing the pressure
> release solenoids in the hydraulic control unit at a rather
> impressive noise-creating speed.
>
> --
> Fan of the dumbest team in America.
off the ABS at low speed" What the heck do you think I meant when I
wrote: "wheel's speed sensor triggers it" And you think your two
thousand pound ABS pump is different than any other hydraulic pump? Have
figured out how yours works yet:
http://www.----------.com/absdiagram.jpg
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:--------------------
Lon Stowell wrote:
>
> The brakes are pulsed off and then back on as the wheels approach
> lockup. Missing is the note that the system automatically shuts
> off the ABS at low speed so the vehicle can come to a halt. As
> for it being a simple mechanical pump, only on the really old
> systems--modern ABS uses electronic control with feedback
> from the wheels, with the electronics pulsing the pressure
> release solenoids in the hydraulic control unit at a rather
> impressive noise-creating speed.
>
> --
> Fan of the dumbest team in America.
12-13-2003, 01:49 PM
#385
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Re: Order Jeep -> Lose Rebate??
Lon, you said: "Missing is the note that the system automatically shuts
off the ABS at low speed" What the heck do you think I meant when I
wrote: "wheel's speed sensor triggers it" And you think your two
thousand pound ABS pump is different than any other hydraulic pump? Have
figured out how yours works yet:
http://www.----------.com/absdiagram.jpg
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:--------------------
Lon Stowell wrote:
>
> The brakes are pulsed off and then back on as the wheels approach
> lockup. Missing is the note that the system automatically shuts
> off the ABS at low speed so the vehicle can come to a halt. As
> for it being a simple mechanical pump, only on the really old
> systems--modern ABS uses electronic control with feedback
> from the wheels, with the electronics pulsing the pressure
> release solenoids in the hydraulic control unit at a rather
> impressive noise-creating speed.
>
> --
> Fan of the dumbest team in America.
off the ABS at low speed" What the heck do you think I meant when I
wrote: "wheel's speed sensor triggers it" And you think your two
thousand pound ABS pump is different than any other hydraulic pump? Have
figured out how yours works yet:
http://www.----------.com/absdiagram.jpg
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:--------------------
Lon Stowell wrote:
>
> The brakes are pulsed off and then back on as the wheels approach
> lockup. Missing is the note that the system automatically shuts
> off the ABS at low speed so the vehicle can come to a halt. As
> for it being a simple mechanical pump, only on the really old
> systems--modern ABS uses electronic control with feedback
> from the wheels, with the electronics pulsing the pressure
> release solenoids in the hydraulic control unit at a rather
> impressive noise-creating speed.
>
> --
> Fan of the dumbest team in America.
12-13-2003, 01:49 PM
#386
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Re: Order Jeep -> Lose Rebate??
Well I'm 61.114, and we all drove before we had a license, and I
too grew up on a ranch, where we burned road crisscrossing all over it,
this is my brother learning drive the Crosley:
http://www.----------.com/crosley.jpg Difference is I did posse an
unrestricted drive's license at fourteen. And it means a lot never
having an accident, something you obviously can't say.
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:--------------------
Lon Stowell wrote:
>
> Roughly 12/12/03 20:32, Matt Macchiarolo's monkeys randomly typed:
>
> > In article <3FD8B153.211B0C4D@***.net>, L.W.(=?iso-8859-1?Q?=DFill?=) ------
> > III <----------@***.net> writes:
> >
> >> I'm 61 and have been driving legally since the age of fourteen, and
> >>never had an accident on a public road. Can you say the same?
>
> I'm 59.8 and have been driving legally since the age of 12, so I
> have more years at it than Mr. Bill. I also have been
> driving legally on private ranch property since before the age
> of twelve, which adds even more years. However, unlike Mr. Bill,
> I am aware that none of this means diddly squat...and worse, that
> self-righteous self-proclaimed older drivers are one of the worst
> hazards on public roads which is why some states "suggest" the
> self righteous old farts take mandatory defensive driving courses
> as senility sets in between their asses and their ears.
>
> --
> Fan of the dumbest team in America.
too grew up on a ranch, where we burned road crisscrossing all over it,
this is my brother learning drive the Crosley:
http://www.----------.com/crosley.jpg Difference is I did posse an
unrestricted drive's license at fourteen. And it means a lot never
having an accident, something you obviously can't say.
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:--------------------
Lon Stowell wrote:
>
> Roughly 12/12/03 20:32, Matt Macchiarolo's monkeys randomly typed:
>
> > In article <3FD8B153.211B0C4D@***.net>, L.W.(=?iso-8859-1?Q?=DFill?=) ------
> > III <----------@***.net> writes:
> >
> >> I'm 61 and have been driving legally since the age of fourteen, and
> >>never had an accident on a public road. Can you say the same?
>
> I'm 59.8 and have been driving legally since the age of 12, so I
> have more years at it than Mr. Bill. I also have been
> driving legally on private ranch property since before the age
> of twelve, which adds even more years. However, unlike Mr. Bill,
> I am aware that none of this means diddly squat...and worse, that
> self-righteous self-proclaimed older drivers are one of the worst
> hazards on public roads which is why some states "suggest" the
> self righteous old farts take mandatory defensive driving courses
> as senility sets in between their asses and their ears.
>
> --
> Fan of the dumbest team in America.
12-13-2003, 01:49 PM
#387
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Re: Order Jeep -> Lose Rebate??
Well I'm 61.114, and we all drove before we had a license, and I
too grew up on a ranch, where we burned road crisscrossing all over it,
this is my brother learning drive the Crosley:
http://www.----------.com/crosley.jpg Difference is I did posse an
unrestricted drive's license at fourteen. And it means a lot never
having an accident, something you obviously can't say.
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:--------------------
Lon Stowell wrote:
>
> Roughly 12/12/03 20:32, Matt Macchiarolo's monkeys randomly typed:
>
> > In article <3FD8B153.211B0C4D@***.net>, L.W.(=?iso-8859-1?Q?=DFill?=) ------
> > III <----------@***.net> writes:
> >
> >> I'm 61 and have been driving legally since the age of fourteen, and
> >>never had an accident on a public road. Can you say the same?
>
> I'm 59.8 and have been driving legally since the age of 12, so I
> have more years at it than Mr. Bill. I also have been
> driving legally on private ranch property since before the age
> of twelve, which adds even more years. However, unlike Mr. Bill,
> I am aware that none of this means diddly squat...and worse, that
> self-righteous self-proclaimed older drivers are one of the worst
> hazards on public roads which is why some states "suggest" the
> self righteous old farts take mandatory defensive driving courses
> as senility sets in between their asses and their ears.
>
> --
> Fan of the dumbest team in America.
too grew up on a ranch, where we burned road crisscrossing all over it,
this is my brother learning drive the Crosley:
http://www.----------.com/crosley.jpg Difference is I did posse an
unrestricted drive's license at fourteen. And it means a lot never
having an accident, something you obviously can't say.
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:--------------------
Lon Stowell wrote:
>
> Roughly 12/12/03 20:32, Matt Macchiarolo's monkeys randomly typed:
>
> > In article <3FD8B153.211B0C4D@***.net>, L.W.(=?iso-8859-1?Q?=DFill?=) ------
> > III <----------@***.net> writes:
> >
> >> I'm 61 and have been driving legally since the age of fourteen, and
> >>never had an accident on a public road. Can you say the same?
>
> I'm 59.8 and have been driving legally since the age of 12, so I
> have more years at it than Mr. Bill. I also have been
> driving legally on private ranch property since before the age
> of twelve, which adds even more years. However, unlike Mr. Bill,
> I am aware that none of this means diddly squat...and worse, that
> self-righteous self-proclaimed older drivers are one of the worst
> hazards on public roads which is why some states "suggest" the
> self righteous old farts take mandatory defensive driving courses
> as senility sets in between their asses and their ears.
>
> --
> Fan of the dumbest team in America.
12-13-2003, 01:49 PM
#388
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Re: Order Jeep -> Lose Rebate??
Well I'm 61.114, and we all drove before we had a license, and I
too grew up on a ranch, where we burned road crisscrossing all over it,
this is my brother learning drive the Crosley:
http://www.----------.com/crosley.jpg Difference is I did posse an
unrestricted drive's license at fourteen. And it means a lot never
having an accident, something you obviously can't say.
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:--------------------
Lon Stowell wrote:
>
> Roughly 12/12/03 20:32, Matt Macchiarolo's monkeys randomly typed:
>
> > In article <3FD8B153.211B0C4D@***.net>, L.W.(=?iso-8859-1?Q?=DFill?=) ------
> > III <----------@***.net> writes:
> >
> >> I'm 61 and have been driving legally since the age of fourteen, and
> >>never had an accident on a public road. Can you say the same?
>
> I'm 59.8 and have been driving legally since the age of 12, so I
> have more years at it than Mr. Bill. I also have been
> driving legally on private ranch property since before the age
> of twelve, which adds even more years. However, unlike Mr. Bill,
> I am aware that none of this means diddly squat...and worse, that
> self-righteous self-proclaimed older drivers are one of the worst
> hazards on public roads which is why some states "suggest" the
> self righteous old farts take mandatory defensive driving courses
> as senility sets in between their asses and their ears.
>
> --
> Fan of the dumbest team in America.
too grew up on a ranch, where we burned road crisscrossing all over it,
this is my brother learning drive the Crosley:
http://www.----------.com/crosley.jpg Difference is I did posse an
unrestricted drive's license at fourteen. And it means a lot never
having an accident, something you obviously can't say.
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:--------------------
Lon Stowell wrote:
>
> Roughly 12/12/03 20:32, Matt Macchiarolo's monkeys randomly typed:
>
> > In article <3FD8B153.211B0C4D@***.net>, L.W.(=?iso-8859-1?Q?=DFill?=) ------
> > III <----------@***.net> writes:
> >
> >> I'm 61 and have been driving legally since the age of fourteen, and
> >>never had an accident on a public road. Can you say the same?
>
> I'm 59.8 and have been driving legally since the age of 12, so I
> have more years at it than Mr. Bill. I also have been
> driving legally on private ranch property since before the age
> of twelve, which adds even more years. However, unlike Mr. Bill,
> I am aware that none of this means diddly squat...and worse, that
> self-righteous self-proclaimed older drivers are one of the worst
> hazards on public roads which is why some states "suggest" the
> self righteous old farts take mandatory defensive driving courses
> as senility sets in between their asses and their ears.
>
> --
> Fan of the dumbest team in America.
12-13-2003, 01:51 PM
#389
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Re: Order Jeep -> Lose Rebate??
NO SH*T SHERLOCK! How else do you think we can remotely control
hydraulic valves. Study this diagram:
http://www.----------.com/absdiagram.jpg so you too may have a vague
idea of what happens when it takes over your brakes in a panic.
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:--------------------
Lon Stowell wrote:
>
> Roughly 12/12/03 21:31, L.W.(ßill) ------ III's monkeys randomly typed:
>
> > Matt, that was an incredibly ignorant remark! Don't you have one repair
> > manual?
>
> I do, but it pretty much says you are full of it. Chapter 5
> in the 1995 FSM to be specific claims that the control is
> electronic using solenoids in the HCU.
>
> --
> Fan of the dumbest team in America.
hydraulic valves. Study this diagram:
http://www.----------.com/absdiagram.jpg so you too may have a vague
idea of what happens when it takes over your brakes in a panic.
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:--------------------
Lon Stowell wrote:
>
> Roughly 12/12/03 21:31, L.W.(ßill) ------ III's monkeys randomly typed:
>
> > Matt, that was an incredibly ignorant remark! Don't you have one repair
> > manual?
>
> I do, but it pretty much says you are full of it. Chapter 5
> in the 1995 FSM to be specific claims that the control is
> electronic using solenoids in the HCU.
>
> --
> Fan of the dumbest team in America.
12-13-2003, 01:51 PM
#390
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Posts: n/a
Re: Order Jeep -> Lose Rebate??
NO SH*T SHERLOCK! How else do you think we can remotely control
hydraulic valves. Study this diagram:
http://www.----------.com/absdiagram.jpg so you too may have a vague
idea of what happens when it takes over your brakes in a panic.
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:--------------------
Lon Stowell wrote:
>
> Roughly 12/12/03 21:31, L.W.(ßill) ------ III's monkeys randomly typed:
>
> > Matt, that was an incredibly ignorant remark! Don't you have one repair
> > manual?
>
> I do, but it pretty much says you are full of it. Chapter 5
> in the 1995 FSM to be specific claims that the control is
> electronic using solenoids in the HCU.
>
> --
> Fan of the dumbest team in America.
hydraulic valves. Study this diagram:
http://www.----------.com/absdiagram.jpg so you too may have a vague
idea of what happens when it takes over your brakes in a panic.
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:--------------------
Lon Stowell wrote:
>
> Roughly 12/12/03 21:31, L.W.(ßill) ------ III's monkeys randomly typed:
>
> > Matt, that was an incredibly ignorant remark! Don't you have one repair
> > manual?
>
> I do, but it pretty much says you are full of it. Chapter 5
> in the 1995 FSM to be specific claims that the control is
> electronic using solenoids in the HCU.
>
> --
> Fan of the dumbest team in America.