Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
In article <c94ue502vr2@enews4.newsguy.com>,
Jerry McG <gmcgeorge.remove@frontier.net> wrote: >Ay, an' a Glenmorangie to wash it down! And a Hogmehon(sp?) to make it all better... > >"Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message >news:HXgtc.3877$Lg4.37722252@news-text.cableinet.net... >> a Laphroaig one would be nice :-) >> >> >> Dave Milne, Scotland >> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ >> "Richard Harris" <SHARRIS11nospam@san.rr.com> wrote in message >> news:ZMbtc.3843$hM4.2283@twister.socal.rr.com... >> > Add a Springbank dispenser too! >> > "Cherokee-LTD" <spammenot@home.com> wrote in message >> > news:wqFsc.946$Sjc1.762@news01.bloor.is.net.cable. rogers.com... >> > > >> > > "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message >> > > news:iBCsc.1862$te5.18720949@news-text.cableinet.net... >> > > : Apparently Jeep managed to sell ... wait for it ... 200 Wranglers >here >> > > last >> > > : year. >> > > : Perhaps 33,115 USD and astronomical spare parts prices are too much >> ... >> > > : >> > > : Dave Milne, Scotland >> > > : '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ >> > > : >> > > >> > > Just poking fun.... >> > > >> > > TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND >> > > >> > > 10. Regular maintenance to include free fluid and coin holder top-ups. >> > > 9. "FREE (anything)" promotion. >> > > 8. "Made in Aberdeen" >> > > 7. Slip a few pence between the seats from factory. >> > > 6. Drammie holders. >> > > 5. "Pub Rated" >> > > 4. "Guinness Edition" >> > > 3. Tartan soft-top option. >> > > 2. Kilt friendly entry/exit. >> > > 1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products". >> > > >> > > A Scotsmen and a Jewish man were having a magnificent meal at one of >the >> > > finest restaurants in New York .At the end of the evening the waiter >> came >> > > over to present the check. A Scottish voice said "that's all right >> laddie >> > > just give the check to me". The headlines in the local newspaper next >> day >> > > proclaimed "Jewish ventriloquist found beaten to death". >> > > >> > > -Brian >> > > >> > > >> > >> > >> >> > > -- <html><form><input type crash></form></html> nospam@zero.com Replace nospam with jetta to reply via e-mail |
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