Number of Wranglers sold ...
 

Apparently Jeep managed to sell ... wait for it ... 200 Wranglers here last
year.
Perhaps 33,115 USD and astronomical spare parts prices are too much ...

Dave Milne, Scotland
'91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ

TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
 

"Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
news:iBCsc.1862$te5.18720949@news-text.cableinet.net...
: Apparently Jeep managed to sell ... wait for it ... 200 Wranglers here
last
: year.
: Perhaps 33,115 USD and astronomical spare parts prices are too much ...
:
: Dave Milne, Scotland
: '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
:

Just poking fun....

TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND

10. Regular maintenance to include free fluid and coin holder top-ups.
9. "FREE (anything)" promotion.
8. "Made in Aberdeen"
7. Slip a few pence between the seats from factory.
6. Drammie holders.
5. "Pub Rated"
4. "Guinness Edition"
3. Tartan soft-top option.
2. Kilt friendly entry/exit.
1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".

A Scotsmen and a Jewish man were having a magnificent meal at one of the
finest restaurants in New York .At the end of the evening the waiter came
over to present the check. A Scottish voice said "that's all right laddie
just give the check to me". The headlines in the local newspaper next day
proclaimed "Jewish ventriloquist found beaten to death".

-Brian

TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
 

"Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
news:iBCsc.1862$te5.18720949@news-text.cableinet.net...
: Apparently Jeep managed to sell ... wait for it ... 200 Wranglers here
last
: year.
: Perhaps 33,115 USD and astronomical spare parts prices are too much ...
:
: Dave Milne, Scotland
: '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
:

Just poking fun....

TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND

10. Regular maintenance to include free fluid and coin holder top-ups.
9. "FREE (anything)" promotion.
8. "Made in Aberdeen"
7. Slip a few pence between the seats from factory.
6. Drammie holders.
5. "Pub Rated"
4. "Guinness Edition"
3. Tartan soft-top option.
2. Kilt friendly entry/exit.
1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".

A Scotsmen and a Jewish man were having a magnificent meal at one of the
finest restaurants in New York .At the end of the evening the waiter came
over to present the check. A Scottish voice said "that's all right laddie
just give the check to me". The headlines in the local newspaper next day
proclaimed "Jewish ventriloquist found beaten to death".

-Brian

TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
 

"Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
news:iBCsc.1862$te5.18720949@news-text.cableinet.net...
: Apparently Jeep managed to sell ... wait for it ... 200 Wranglers here
last
: year.
: Perhaps 33,115 USD and astronomical spare parts prices are too much ...
:
: Dave Milne, Scotland
: '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
:

Just poking fun....

TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND

10. Regular maintenance to include free fluid and coin holder top-ups.
9. "FREE (anything)" promotion.
8. "Made in Aberdeen"
7. Slip a few pence between the seats from factory.
6. Drammie holders.
5. "Pub Rated"
4. "Guinness Edition"
3. Tartan soft-top option.
2. Kilt friendly entry/exit.
1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".

A Scotsmen and a Jewish man were having a magnificent meal at one of the
finest restaurants in New York .At the end of the evening the waiter came
over to present the check. A Scottish voice said "that's all right laddie
just give the check to me". The headlines in the local newspaper next day
proclaimed "Jewish ventriloquist found beaten to death".

-Brian

TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
 

"Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
news:iBCsc.1862$te5.18720949@news-text.cableinet.net...
: Apparently Jeep managed to sell ... wait for it ... 200 Wranglers here
last
: year.
: Perhaps 33,115 USD and astronomical spare parts prices are too much ...
:
: Dave Milne, Scotland
: '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
:

Just poking fun....

TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND

10. Regular maintenance to include free fluid and coin holder top-ups.
9. "FREE (anything)" promotion.
8. "Made in Aberdeen"
7. Slip a few pence between the seats from factory.
6. Drammie holders.
5. "Pub Rated"
4. "Guinness Edition"
3. Tartan soft-top option.
2. Kilt friendly entry/exit.
1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".

A Scotsmen and a Jewish man were having a magnificent meal at one of the
finest restaurants in New York .At the end of the evening the waiter came
over to present the check. A Scottish voice said "that's all right laddie
just give the check to me". The headlines in the local newspaper next day
proclaimed "Jewish ventriloquist found beaten to death".

-Brian

Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
 

Cherokee-LTD did pass the time by typing:
> "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> news:iBCsc.1862$te5.18720949@news-text.cableinet.net...
>> Apparently Jeep managed to sell ... wait for it ... 200 Wranglers here last
>> year.
>> Perhaps 33,115 USD and astronomical spare parts prices are too much ...
>>
>> Dave Milne, Scotland
>> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>>
>
> Just poking fun....
>
> TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
>
> 10. Regular maintenance to include free fluid and coin holder top-ups.
> 9. "FREE (anything)" promotion.
> 8. "Made in Aberdeen"

Caithness or Orkney would also work. :)

> 7. Slip a few pence between the seats from factory.

Lucky, all mine had was a couple of fries/crisps stuffed
in the center console.

> 6. Drammie holders.
> 5. "Pub Rated"
>
> 4. "Guinness Edition"

Black paint, tan top. What's so wrong with that? :D

> 3. Tartan soft-top option.

How about Guinness Edition with Tartan Seats? I'd like
Gunn Tartan.

> 2. Kilt friendly entry/exit.

Aye!

> 1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".

:) You know the bagpipes were invented just to annoy
the Britts, right. :)

Q. What's the range of a bagpipe?
A. Twenty yards if you have a good arm.

Q. What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?
A. No one cries when you chop up a bagpipe


--
DougW

Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
 

Cherokee-LTD did pass the time by typing:
> "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> news:iBCsc.1862$te5.18720949@news-text.cableinet.net...
>> Apparently Jeep managed to sell ... wait for it ... 200 Wranglers here last
>> year.
>> Perhaps 33,115 USD and astronomical spare parts prices are too much ...
>>
>> Dave Milne, Scotland
>> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>>
>
> Just poking fun....
>
> TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
>
> 10. Regular maintenance to include free fluid and coin holder top-ups.
> 9. "FREE (anything)" promotion.
> 8. "Made in Aberdeen"

Caithness or Orkney would also work. :)

> 7. Slip a few pence between the seats from factory.

Lucky, all mine had was a couple of fries/crisps stuffed
in the center console.

> 6. Drammie holders.
> 5. "Pub Rated"
>
> 4. "Guinness Edition"

Black paint, tan top. What's so wrong with that? :D

> 3. Tartan soft-top option.

How about Guinness Edition with Tartan Seats? I'd like
Gunn Tartan.

> 2. Kilt friendly entry/exit.

Aye!

> 1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".

:) You know the bagpipes were invented just to annoy
the Britts, right. :)

Q. What's the range of a bagpipe?
A. Twenty yards if you have a good arm.

Q. What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?
A. No one cries when you chop up a bagpipe


--
DougW

Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
 

Cherokee-LTD did pass the time by typing:
> "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> news:iBCsc.1862$te5.18720949@news-text.cableinet.net...
>> Apparently Jeep managed to sell ... wait for it ... 200 Wranglers here last
>> year.
>> Perhaps 33,115 USD and astronomical spare parts prices are too much ...
>>
>> Dave Milne, Scotland
>> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>>
>
> Just poking fun....
>
> TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
>
> 10. Regular maintenance to include free fluid and coin holder top-ups.
> 9. "FREE (anything)" promotion.
> 8. "Made in Aberdeen"

Caithness or Orkney would also work. :)

> 7. Slip a few pence between the seats from factory.

Lucky, all mine had was a couple of fries/crisps stuffed
in the center console.

> 6. Drammie holders.
> 5. "Pub Rated"
>
> 4. "Guinness Edition"

Black paint, tan top. What's so wrong with that? :D

> 3. Tartan soft-top option.

How about Guinness Edition with Tartan Seats? I'd like
Gunn Tartan.

> 2. Kilt friendly entry/exit.

Aye!

> 1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".

:) You know the bagpipes were invented just to annoy
the Britts, right. :)

Q. What's the range of a bagpipe?
A. Twenty yards if you have a good arm.

Q. What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?
A. No one cries when you chop up a bagpipe


--
DougW

Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
 

Cherokee-LTD did pass the time by typing:
> "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> news:iBCsc.1862$te5.18720949@news-text.cableinet.net...
>> Apparently Jeep managed to sell ... wait for it ... 200 Wranglers here last
>> year.
>> Perhaps 33,115 USD and astronomical spare parts prices are too much ...
>>
>> Dave Milne, Scotland
>> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>>
>
> Just poking fun....
>
> TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
>
> 10. Regular maintenance to include free fluid and coin holder top-ups.
> 9. "FREE (anything)" promotion.
> 8. "Made in Aberdeen"

Caithness or Orkney would also work. :)

> 7. Slip a few pence between the seats from factory.

Lucky, all mine had was a couple of fries/crisps stuffed
in the center console.

> 6. Drammie holders.
> 5. "Pub Rated"
>
> 4. "Guinness Edition"

Black paint, tan top. What's so wrong with that? :D

> 3. Tartan soft-top option.

How about Guinness Edition with Tartan Seats? I'd like
Gunn Tartan.

> 2. Kilt friendly entry/exit.

Aye!

> 1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".

:) You know the bagpipes were invented just to annoy
the Britts, right. :)

Q. What's the range of a bagpipe?
A. Twenty yards if you have a good arm.

Q. What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?
A. No one cries when you chop up a bagpipe


--
DougW

Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
 

"Cherokee-LTD" <spammenot@home.com> wrote in message
news:wqFsc.946$Sjc1.762@news01.bloor.is.net.cable. rogers.com...
>
> "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> news:iBCsc.1862$te5.18720949@news-text.cableinet.net...
> : Apparently Jeep managed to sell ... wait for it ... 200 Wranglers here
> last
> : year.
> : Perhaps 33,115 USD and astronomical spare parts prices are too much ...
> :
> : Dave Milne, Scotland
> : '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
> :
>
> Just poking fun....
>
> TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
>
> 10. Regular maintenance to include free fluid and coin holder top-ups.
> 9. "FREE (anything)" promotion.
> 8. "Made in Aberdeen"
> 7. Slip a few pence between the seats from factory.
> 6. Drammie holders.
> 5. "Pub Rated"
> 4. "Guinness Edition"
> 3. Tartan soft-top option.
> 2. Kilt friendly entry/exit.
> 1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".
>
> A Scotsmen and a Jewish man were having a magnificent meal at one of the
> finest restaurants in New York .At the end of the evening the waiter came
> over to present the check. A Scottish voice said "that's all right laddie
> just give the check to me". The headlines in the local newspaper next day
> proclaimed "Jewish ventriloquist found beaten to death".
>
> -Brian

Ay, if he could only see his way, me Scottish great, great, great
Grandpapy'd be havin' one o' them that's Pub rated!
>
>