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05-25-2004, 06:42 AM
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TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
"Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
news:iBCsc.1862$te5.18720949@news-text.cableinet.net...
: Apparently Jeep managed to sell ... wait for it ... 200 Wranglers here
last
: year.
: Perhaps 33,115 USD and astronomical spare parts prices are too much ...
:
: Dave Milne, Scotland
: '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
:
Just poking fun....
TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
10. Regular maintenance to include free fluid and coin holder top-ups.
9. "FREE (anything)" promotion.
8. "Made in Aberdeen"
7. Slip a few pence between the seats from factory.
6. Drammie holders.
5. "Pub Rated"
4. "Guinness Edition"
3. Tartan soft-top option.
2. Kilt friendly entry/exit.
1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".
A Scotsmen and a Jewish man were having a magnificent meal at one of the
finest restaurants in New York .At the end of the evening the waiter came
over to present the check. A Scottish voice said "that's all right laddie
just give the check to me". The headlines in the local newspaper next day
proclaimed "Jewish ventriloquist found beaten to death".
-Brian
05-25-2004, 06:42 AM
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TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
"Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
news:iBCsc.1862$te5.18720949@news-text.cableinet.net...
: Apparently Jeep managed to sell ... wait for it ... 200 Wranglers here
last
: year.
: Perhaps 33,115 USD and astronomical spare parts prices are too much ...
:
: Dave Milne, Scotland
: '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
:
Just poking fun....
TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
10. Regular maintenance to include free fluid and coin holder top-ups.
9. "FREE (anything)" promotion.
8. "Made in Aberdeen"
7. Slip a few pence between the seats from factory.
6. Drammie holders.
5. "Pub Rated"
4. "Guinness Edition"
3. Tartan soft-top option.
2. Kilt friendly entry/exit.
1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".
A Scotsmen and a Jewish man were having a magnificent meal at one of the
finest restaurants in New York .At the end of the evening the waiter came
over to present the check. A Scottish voice said "that's all right laddie
just give the check to me". The headlines in the local newspaper next day
proclaimed "Jewish ventriloquist found beaten to death".
-Brian
05-25-2004, 06:42 AM
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TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
"Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
news:iBCsc.1862$te5.18720949@news-text.cableinet.net...
: Apparently Jeep managed to sell ... wait for it ... 200 Wranglers here
last
: year.
: Perhaps 33,115 USD and astronomical spare parts prices are too much ...
:
: Dave Milne, Scotland
: '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
:
Just poking fun....
TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
10. Regular maintenance to include free fluid and coin holder top-ups.
9. "FREE (anything)" promotion.
8. "Made in Aberdeen"
7. Slip a few pence between the seats from factory.
6. Drammie holders.
5. "Pub Rated"
4. "Guinness Edition"
3. Tartan soft-top option.
2. Kilt friendly entry/exit.
1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".
A Scotsmen and a Jewish man were having a magnificent meal at one of the
finest restaurants in New York .At the end of the evening the waiter came
over to present the check. A Scottish voice said "that's all right laddie
just give the check to me". The headlines in the local newspaper next day
proclaimed "Jewish ventriloquist found beaten to death".
-Brian
05-25-2004, 06:42 AM
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TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
"Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
news:iBCsc.1862$te5.18720949@news-text.cableinet.net...
: Apparently Jeep managed to sell ... wait for it ... 200 Wranglers here
last
: year.
: Perhaps 33,115 USD and astronomical spare parts prices are too much ...
:
: Dave Milne, Scotland
: '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
:
Just poking fun....
TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
10. Regular maintenance to include free fluid and coin holder top-ups.
9. "FREE (anything)" promotion.
8. "Made in Aberdeen"
7. Slip a few pence between the seats from factory.
6. Drammie holders.
5. "Pub Rated"
4. "Guinness Edition"
3. Tartan soft-top option.
2. Kilt friendly entry/exit.
1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".
A Scotsmen and a Jewish man were having a magnificent meal at one of the
finest restaurants in New York .At the end of the evening the waiter came
over to present the check. A Scottish voice said "that's all right laddie
just give the check to me". The headlines in the local newspaper next day
proclaimed "Jewish ventriloquist found beaten to death".
-Brian
05-25-2004, 07:35 AM
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Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
Cherokee-LTD did pass the time by typing:
> "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> news:iBCsc.1862$te5.18720949@news-text.cableinet.net...
>> Apparently Jeep managed to sell ... wait for it ... 200 Wranglers here last
>> year.
>> Perhaps 33,115 USD and astronomical spare parts prices are too much ...
>>
>> Dave Milne, Scotland
>> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>>
>
> Just poking fun....
>
> TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
>
> 10. Regular maintenance to include free fluid and coin holder top-ups.
> 9. "FREE (anything)" promotion.
> 8. "Made in Aberdeen"
Caithness or Orkney would also work. :)
> 7. Slip a few pence between the seats from factory.
Lucky, all mine had was a couple of fries/crisps stuffed
in the center console.
> 6. Drammie holders.
> 5. "Pub Rated"
>
> 4. "Guinness Edition"
Black paint, tan top. What's so wrong with that? :D
> 3. Tartan soft-top option.
How about Guinness Edition with Tartan Seats? I'd like
Gunn Tartan.
> 2. Kilt friendly entry/exit.
Aye!
> 1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".
:) You know the bagpipes were invented just to annoy
the Britts, right. :)
Q. What's the range of a bagpipe?
A. Twenty yards if you have a good arm.
Q. What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?
A. No one cries when you chop up a bagpipe
--
DougW
> "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> news:iBCsc.1862$te5.18720949@news-text.cableinet.net...
>> Apparently Jeep managed to sell ... wait for it ... 200 Wranglers here last
>> year.
>> Perhaps 33,115 USD and astronomical spare parts prices are too much ...
>>
>> Dave Milne, Scotland
>> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>>
>
> Just poking fun....
>
> TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
>
> 10. Regular maintenance to include free fluid and coin holder top-ups.
> 9. "FREE (anything)" promotion.
> 8. "Made in Aberdeen"
Caithness or Orkney would also work. :)
> 7. Slip a few pence between the seats from factory.
Lucky, all mine had was a couple of fries/crisps stuffed
in the center console.
> 6. Drammie holders.
> 5. "Pub Rated"
>
> 4. "Guinness Edition"
Black paint, tan top. What's so wrong with that? :D
> 3. Tartan soft-top option.
How about Guinness Edition with Tartan Seats? I'd like
Gunn Tartan.
> 2. Kilt friendly entry/exit.
Aye!
> 1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".
:) You know the bagpipes were invented just to annoy
the Britts, right. :)
Q. What's the range of a bagpipe?
A. Twenty yards if you have a good arm.
Q. What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?
A. No one cries when you chop up a bagpipe
--
DougW
05-25-2004, 07:35 AM
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Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
Cherokee-LTD did pass the time by typing:
> "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> news:iBCsc.1862$te5.18720949@news-text.cableinet.net...
>> Apparently Jeep managed to sell ... wait for it ... 200 Wranglers here last
>> year.
>> Perhaps 33,115 USD and astronomical spare parts prices are too much ...
>>
>> Dave Milne, Scotland
>> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>>
>
> Just poking fun....
>
> TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
>
> 10. Regular maintenance to include free fluid and coin holder top-ups.
> 9. "FREE (anything)" promotion.
> 8. "Made in Aberdeen"
Caithness or Orkney would also work. :)
> 7. Slip a few pence between the seats from factory.
Lucky, all mine had was a couple of fries/crisps stuffed
in the center console.
> 6. Drammie holders.
> 5. "Pub Rated"
>
> 4. "Guinness Edition"
Black paint, tan top. What's so wrong with that? :D
> 3. Tartan soft-top option.
How about Guinness Edition with Tartan Seats? I'd like
Gunn Tartan.
> 2. Kilt friendly entry/exit.
Aye!
> 1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".
:) You know the bagpipes were invented just to annoy
the Britts, right. :)
Q. What's the range of a bagpipe?
A. Twenty yards if you have a good arm.
Q. What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?
A. No one cries when you chop up a bagpipe
--
DougW
> "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> news:iBCsc.1862$te5.18720949@news-text.cableinet.net...
>> Apparently Jeep managed to sell ... wait for it ... 200 Wranglers here last
>> year.
>> Perhaps 33,115 USD and astronomical spare parts prices are too much ...
>>
>> Dave Milne, Scotland
>> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>>
>
> Just poking fun....
>
> TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
>
> 10. Regular maintenance to include free fluid and coin holder top-ups.
> 9. "FREE (anything)" promotion.
> 8. "Made in Aberdeen"
Caithness or Orkney would also work. :)
> 7. Slip a few pence between the seats from factory.
Lucky, all mine had was a couple of fries/crisps stuffed
in the center console.
> 6. Drammie holders.
> 5. "Pub Rated"
>
> 4. "Guinness Edition"
Black paint, tan top. What's so wrong with that? :D
> 3. Tartan soft-top option.
How about Guinness Edition with Tartan Seats? I'd like
Gunn Tartan.
> 2. Kilt friendly entry/exit.
Aye!
> 1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".
:) You know the bagpipes were invented just to annoy
the Britts, right. :)
Q. What's the range of a bagpipe?
A. Twenty yards if you have a good arm.
Q. What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?
A. No one cries when you chop up a bagpipe
--
DougW
05-25-2004, 07:35 AM
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Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
Cherokee-LTD did pass the time by typing:
> "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> news:iBCsc.1862$te5.18720949@news-text.cableinet.net...
>> Apparently Jeep managed to sell ... wait for it ... 200 Wranglers here last
>> year.
>> Perhaps 33,115 USD and astronomical spare parts prices are too much ...
>>
>> Dave Milne, Scotland
>> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>>
>
> Just poking fun....
>
> TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
>
> 10. Regular maintenance to include free fluid and coin holder top-ups.
> 9. "FREE (anything)" promotion.
> 8. "Made in Aberdeen"
Caithness or Orkney would also work. :)
> 7. Slip a few pence between the seats from factory.
Lucky, all mine had was a couple of fries/crisps stuffed
in the center console.
> 6. Drammie holders.
> 5. "Pub Rated"
>
> 4. "Guinness Edition"
Black paint, tan top. What's so wrong with that? :D
> 3. Tartan soft-top option.
How about Guinness Edition with Tartan Seats? I'd like
Gunn Tartan.
> 2. Kilt friendly entry/exit.
Aye!
> 1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".
:) You know the bagpipes were invented just to annoy
the Britts, right. :)
Q. What's the range of a bagpipe?
A. Twenty yards if you have a good arm.
Q. What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?
A. No one cries when you chop up a bagpipe
--
DougW
> "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> news:iBCsc.1862$te5.18720949@news-text.cableinet.net...
>> Apparently Jeep managed to sell ... wait for it ... 200 Wranglers here last
>> year.
>> Perhaps 33,115 USD and astronomical spare parts prices are too much ...
>>
>> Dave Milne, Scotland
>> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>>
>
> Just poking fun....
>
> TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
>
> 10. Regular maintenance to include free fluid and coin holder top-ups.
> 9. "FREE (anything)" promotion.
> 8. "Made in Aberdeen"
Caithness or Orkney would also work. :)
> 7. Slip a few pence between the seats from factory.
Lucky, all mine had was a couple of fries/crisps stuffed
in the center console.
> 6. Drammie holders.
> 5. "Pub Rated"
>
> 4. "Guinness Edition"
Black paint, tan top. What's so wrong with that? :D
> 3. Tartan soft-top option.
How about Guinness Edition with Tartan Seats? I'd like
Gunn Tartan.
> 2. Kilt friendly entry/exit.
Aye!
> 1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".
:) You know the bagpipes were invented just to annoy
the Britts, right. :)
Q. What's the range of a bagpipe?
A. Twenty yards if you have a good arm.
Q. What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?
A. No one cries when you chop up a bagpipe
--
DougW
05-25-2004, 07:35 AM
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Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
Cherokee-LTD did pass the time by typing:
> "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> news:iBCsc.1862$te5.18720949@news-text.cableinet.net...
>> Apparently Jeep managed to sell ... wait for it ... 200 Wranglers here last
>> year.
>> Perhaps 33,115 USD and astronomical spare parts prices are too much ...
>>
>> Dave Milne, Scotland
>> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>>
>
> Just poking fun....
>
> TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
>
> 10. Regular maintenance to include free fluid and coin holder top-ups.
> 9. "FREE (anything)" promotion.
> 8. "Made in Aberdeen"
Caithness or Orkney would also work. :)
> 7. Slip a few pence between the seats from factory.
Lucky, all mine had was a couple of fries/crisps stuffed
in the center console.
> 6. Drammie holders.
> 5. "Pub Rated"
>
> 4. "Guinness Edition"
Black paint, tan top. What's so wrong with that? :D
> 3. Tartan soft-top option.
How about Guinness Edition with Tartan Seats? I'd like
Gunn Tartan.
> 2. Kilt friendly entry/exit.
Aye!
> 1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".
:) You know the bagpipes were invented just to annoy
the Britts, right. :)
Q. What's the range of a bagpipe?
A. Twenty yards if you have a good arm.
Q. What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?
A. No one cries when you chop up a bagpipe
--
DougW
> "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> news:iBCsc.1862$te5.18720949@news-text.cableinet.net...
>> Apparently Jeep managed to sell ... wait for it ... 200 Wranglers here last
>> year.
>> Perhaps 33,115 USD and astronomical spare parts prices are too much ...
>>
>> Dave Milne, Scotland
>> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>>
>
> Just poking fun....
>
> TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
>
> 10. Regular maintenance to include free fluid and coin holder top-ups.
> 9. "FREE (anything)" promotion.
> 8. "Made in Aberdeen"
Caithness or Orkney would also work. :)
> 7. Slip a few pence between the seats from factory.
Lucky, all mine had was a couple of fries/crisps stuffed
in the center console.
> 6. Drammie holders.
> 5. "Pub Rated"
>
> 4. "Guinness Edition"
Black paint, tan top. What's so wrong with that? :D
> 3. Tartan soft-top option.
How about Guinness Edition with Tartan Seats? I'd like
Gunn Tartan.
> 2. Kilt friendly entry/exit.
Aye!
> 1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".
:) You know the bagpipes were invented just to annoy
the Britts, right. :)
Q. What's the range of a bagpipe?
A. Twenty yards if you have a good arm.
Q. What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?
A. No one cries when you chop up a bagpipe
--
DougW
05-25-2004, 09:13 AM
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Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
"Cherokee-LTD" <spammenot@home.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> news:iBCsc.1862$te5.18720949@news-text.cableinet.net...
> : Apparently Jeep managed to sell ... wait for it ... 200 Wranglers here
> last
> : year.
> : Perhaps 33,115 USD and astronomical spare parts prices are too much ...
> :
> : Dave Milne, Scotland
> : '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
> :
>
> Just poking fun....
>
> TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
>
> 10. Regular maintenance to include free fluid and coin holder top-ups.
> 9. "FREE (anything)" promotion.
> 8. "Made in Aberdeen"
> 7. Slip a few pence between the seats from factory.
> 6. Drammie holders.
> 5. "Pub Rated"
> 4. "Guinness Edition"
> 3. Tartan soft-top option.
> 2. Kilt friendly entry/exit.
> 1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".
>
> A Scotsmen and a Jewish man were having a magnificent meal at one of the
> finest restaurants in New York .At the end of the evening the waiter came
> over to present the check. A Scottish voice said "that's all right laddie
> just give the check to me". The headlines in the local newspaper next day
> proclaimed "Jewish ventriloquist found beaten to death".
>
> -Brian
Ay, if he could only see his way, me Scottish great, great, great
Grandpapy'd be havin' one o' them that's Pub rated!
>
>