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Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
"Cherokee-LTD" <spammenot@home.com> wrote in message
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> "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> news:iBCsc.1862$te5.18720949@news-text.cableinet.net...
> : Apparently Jeep managed to sell ... wait for it ... 200 Wranglers here
> last
> : year.
> : Perhaps 33,115 USD and astronomical spare parts prices are too much ...
> :
> : Dave Milne, Scotland
> : '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
> :
>
> Just poking fun....
>
> TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
>
> 10. Regular maintenance to include free fluid and coin holder top-ups.
> 9. "FREE (anything)" promotion.
> 8. "Made in Aberdeen"
> 7. Slip a few pence between the seats from factory.
> 6. Drammie holders.
> 5. "Pub Rated"
> 4. "Guinness Edition"
> 3. Tartan soft-top option.
> 2. Kilt friendly entry/exit.
> 1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".
>
> A Scotsmen and a Jewish man were having a magnificent meal at one of the
> finest restaurants in New York .At the end of the evening the waiter came
> over to present the check. A Scottish voice said "that's all right laddie
> just give the check to me". The headlines in the local newspaper next day
> proclaimed "Jewish ventriloquist found beaten to death".
>
> -Brian
Ay, if he could only see his way, me Scottish great, great, great
Grandpapy'd be havin' one o' them that's Pub rated!
>
>
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Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
"Cherokee-LTD" <spammenot@home.com> wrote in message
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> "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> news:iBCsc.1862$te5.18720949@news-text.cableinet.net...
> : Apparently Jeep managed to sell ... wait for it ... 200 Wranglers here
> last
> : year.
> : Perhaps 33,115 USD and astronomical spare parts prices are too much ...
> :
> : Dave Milne, Scotland
> : '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
> :
>
> Just poking fun....
>
> TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
>
> 10. Regular maintenance to include free fluid and coin holder top-ups.
> 9. "FREE (anything)" promotion.
> 8. "Made in Aberdeen"
> 7. Slip a few pence between the seats from factory.
> 6. Drammie holders.
> 5. "Pub Rated"
> 4. "Guinness Edition"
> 3. Tartan soft-top option.
> 2. Kilt friendly entry/exit.
> 1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".
>
> A Scotsmen and a Jewish man were having a magnificent meal at one of the
> finest restaurants in New York .At the end of the evening the waiter came
> over to present the check. A Scottish voice said "that's all right laddie
> just give the check to me". The headlines in the local newspaper next day
> proclaimed "Jewish ventriloquist found beaten to death".
>
> -Brian
Ay, if he could only see his way, me Scottish great, great, great
Grandpapy'd be havin' one o' them that's Pub rated!
>
>
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Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
"Cherokee-LTD" <spammenot@home.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> news:iBCsc.1862$te5.18720949@news-text.cableinet.net...
> : Apparently Jeep managed to sell ... wait for it ... 200 Wranglers here
> last
> : year.
> : Perhaps 33,115 USD and astronomical spare parts prices are too much ...
> :
> : Dave Milne, Scotland
> : '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
> :
>
> Just poking fun....
>
> TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
>
> 10. Regular maintenance to include free fluid and coin holder top-ups.
> 9. "FREE (anything)" promotion.
> 8. "Made in Aberdeen"
> 7. Slip a few pence between the seats from factory.
> 6. Drammie holders.
> 5. "Pub Rated"
> 4. "Guinness Edition"
> 3. Tartan soft-top option.
> 2. Kilt friendly entry/exit.
> 1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".
>
> A Scotsmen and a Jewish man were having a magnificent meal at one of the
> finest restaurants in New York .At the end of the evening the waiter came
> over to present the check. A Scottish voice said "that's all right laddie
> just give the check to me". The headlines in the local newspaper next day
> proclaimed "Jewish ventriloquist found beaten to death".
>
> -Brian
Ay, if he could only see his way, me Scottish great, great, great
Grandpapy'd be havin' one o' them that's Pub rated!
>
>
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Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
"DougW" <post.replies@invalid.address> wrote in message
:
: > 1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".
:
: :) You know the bagpipes were invented just to annoy
: the Britts, right. :)
:
Invented by the Irish, given to the Scots to annoy the Britts.
-Brian
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Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
"DougW" <post.replies@invalid.address> wrote in message
:
: > 1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".
:
: :) You know the bagpipes were invented just to annoy
: the Britts, right. :)
:
Invented by the Irish, given to the Scots to annoy the Britts.
-Brian
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Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
"DougW" <post.replies@invalid.address> wrote in message
:
: > 1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".
:
: :) You know the bagpipes were invented just to annoy
: the Britts, right. :)
:
Invented by the Irish, given to the Scots to annoy the Britts.
-Brian
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Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
"DougW" <post.replies@invalid.address> wrote in message
:
: > 1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".
:
: :) You know the bagpipes were invented just to annoy
: the Britts, right. :)
:
Invented by the Irish, given to the Scots to annoy the Britts.
-Brian
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Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
Just drop the stupid name and go back to CJ like god intended...
DougW wrote:
> Cherokee-LTD did pass the time by typing:
>
>>"Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
>>news:iBCsc.1862$te5.18720949@news-text.cableinet.net...
>>
>>>Apparently Jeep managed to sell ... wait for it ... 200 Wranglers here last
>>>year.
>>>Perhaps 33,115 USD and astronomical spare parts prices are too much ...
>>>
>>>Dave Milne, Scotland
>>>'91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>>>
>>
>>Just poking fun....
>>
>>TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
>>
>>10. Regular maintenance to include free fluid and coin holder top-ups.
>>9. "FREE (anything)" promotion.
>>8. "Made in Aberdeen"
>
>
> Caithness or Orkney would also work. :)
>
>
>>7. Slip a few pence between the seats from factory.
>
>
> Lucky, all mine had was a couple of fries/crisps stuffed
> in the center console.
>
>
>>6. Drammie holders.
>>5. "Pub Rated"
>>
>>4. "Guinness Edition"
>
>
> Black paint, tan top. What's so wrong with that? :D
>
>
>>3. Tartan soft-top option.
>
>
> How about Guinness Edition with Tartan Seats? I'd like
> Gunn Tartan.
>
>
>>2. Kilt friendly entry/exit.
>
>
> Aye!
>
>
>>1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".
>
>
> :) You know the bagpipes were invented just to annoy
> the Britts, right. :)
>
> Q. What's the range of a bagpipe?
> A. Twenty yards if you have a good arm.
>
> Q. What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?
> A. No one cries when you chop up a bagpipe
>
>
DougW wrote:
> Cherokee-LTD did pass the time by typing:
>
>>"Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
>>news:iBCsc.1862$te5.18720949@news-text.cableinet.net...
>>
>>>Apparently Jeep managed to sell ... wait for it ... 200 Wranglers here last
>>>year.
>>>Perhaps 33,115 USD and astronomical spare parts prices are too much ...
>>>
>>>Dave Milne, Scotland
>>>'91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>>>
>>
>>Just poking fun....
>>
>>TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
>>
>>10. Regular maintenance to include free fluid and coin holder top-ups.
>>9. "FREE (anything)" promotion.
>>8. "Made in Aberdeen"
>
>
> Caithness or Orkney would also work. :)
>
>
>>7. Slip a few pence between the seats from factory.
>
>
> Lucky, all mine had was a couple of fries/crisps stuffed
> in the center console.
>
>
>>6. Drammie holders.
>>5. "Pub Rated"
>>
>>4. "Guinness Edition"
>
>
> Black paint, tan top. What's so wrong with that? :D
>
>
>>3. Tartan soft-top option.
>
>
> How about Guinness Edition with Tartan Seats? I'd like
> Gunn Tartan.
>
>
>>2. Kilt friendly entry/exit.
>
>
> Aye!
>
>
>>1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".
>
>
> :) You know the bagpipes were invented just to annoy
> the Britts, right. :)
>
> Q. What's the range of a bagpipe?
> A. Twenty yards if you have a good arm.
>
> Q. What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?
> A. No one cries when you chop up a bagpipe
>
>
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Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
Just drop the stupid name and go back to CJ like god intended...
DougW wrote:
> Cherokee-LTD did pass the time by typing:
>
>>"Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
>>news:iBCsc.1862$te5.18720949@news-text.cableinet.net...
>>
>>>Apparently Jeep managed to sell ... wait for it ... 200 Wranglers here last
>>>year.
>>>Perhaps 33,115 USD and astronomical spare parts prices are too much ...
>>>
>>>Dave Milne, Scotland
>>>'91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>>>
>>
>>Just poking fun....
>>
>>TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
>>
>>10. Regular maintenance to include free fluid and coin holder top-ups.
>>9. "FREE (anything)" promotion.
>>8. "Made in Aberdeen"
>
>
> Caithness or Orkney would also work. :)
>
>
>>7. Slip a few pence between the seats from factory.
>
>
> Lucky, all mine had was a couple of fries/crisps stuffed
> in the center console.
>
>
>>6. Drammie holders.
>>5. "Pub Rated"
>>
>>4. "Guinness Edition"
>
>
> Black paint, tan top. What's so wrong with that? :D
>
>
>>3. Tartan soft-top option.
>
>
> How about Guinness Edition with Tartan Seats? I'd like
> Gunn Tartan.
>
>
>>2. Kilt friendly entry/exit.
>
>
> Aye!
>
>
>>1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".
>
>
> :) You know the bagpipes were invented just to annoy
> the Britts, right. :)
>
> Q. What's the range of a bagpipe?
> A. Twenty yards if you have a good arm.
>
> Q. What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?
> A. No one cries when you chop up a bagpipe
>
>
DougW wrote:
> Cherokee-LTD did pass the time by typing:
>
>>"Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
>>news:iBCsc.1862$te5.18720949@news-text.cableinet.net...
>>
>>>Apparently Jeep managed to sell ... wait for it ... 200 Wranglers here last
>>>year.
>>>Perhaps 33,115 USD and astronomical spare parts prices are too much ...
>>>
>>>Dave Milne, Scotland
>>>'91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>>>
>>
>>Just poking fun....
>>
>>TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
>>
>>10. Regular maintenance to include free fluid and coin holder top-ups.
>>9. "FREE (anything)" promotion.
>>8. "Made in Aberdeen"
>
>
> Caithness or Orkney would also work. :)
>
>
>>7. Slip a few pence between the seats from factory.
>
>
> Lucky, all mine had was a couple of fries/crisps stuffed
> in the center console.
>
>
>>6. Drammie holders.
>>5. "Pub Rated"
>>
>>4. "Guinness Edition"
>
>
> Black paint, tan top. What's so wrong with that? :D
>
>
>>3. Tartan soft-top option.
>
>
> How about Guinness Edition with Tartan Seats? I'd like
> Gunn Tartan.
>
>
>>2. Kilt friendly entry/exit.
>
>
> Aye!
>
>
>>1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".
>
>
> :) You know the bagpipes were invented just to annoy
> the Britts, right. :)
>
> Q. What's the range of a bagpipe?
> A. Twenty yards if you have a good arm.
>
> Q. What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?
> A. No one cries when you chop up a bagpipe
>
>
#20
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Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
Just drop the stupid name and go back to CJ like god intended...
DougW wrote:
> Cherokee-LTD did pass the time by typing:
>
>>"Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
>>news:iBCsc.1862$te5.18720949@news-text.cableinet.net...
>>
>>>Apparently Jeep managed to sell ... wait for it ... 200 Wranglers here last
>>>year.
>>>Perhaps 33,115 USD and astronomical spare parts prices are too much ...
>>>
>>>Dave Milne, Scotland
>>>'91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>>>
>>
>>Just poking fun....
>>
>>TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
>>
>>10. Regular maintenance to include free fluid and coin holder top-ups.
>>9. "FREE (anything)" promotion.
>>8. "Made in Aberdeen"
>
>
> Caithness or Orkney would also work. :)
>
>
>>7. Slip a few pence between the seats from factory.
>
>
> Lucky, all mine had was a couple of fries/crisps stuffed
> in the center console.
>
>
>>6. Drammie holders.
>>5. "Pub Rated"
>>
>>4. "Guinness Edition"
>
>
> Black paint, tan top. What's so wrong with that? :D
>
>
>>3. Tartan soft-top option.
>
>
> How about Guinness Edition with Tartan Seats? I'd like
> Gunn Tartan.
>
>
>>2. Kilt friendly entry/exit.
>
>
> Aye!
>
>
>>1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".
>
>
> :) You know the bagpipes were invented just to annoy
> the Britts, right. :)
>
> Q. What's the range of a bagpipe?
> A. Twenty yards if you have a good arm.
>
> Q. What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?
> A. No one cries when you chop up a bagpipe
>
>
DougW wrote:
> Cherokee-LTD did pass the time by typing:
>
>>"Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
>>news:iBCsc.1862$te5.18720949@news-text.cableinet.net...
>>
>>>Apparently Jeep managed to sell ... wait for it ... 200 Wranglers here last
>>>year.
>>>Perhaps 33,115 USD and astronomical spare parts prices are too much ...
>>>
>>>Dave Milne, Scotland
>>>'91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>>>
>>
>>Just poking fun....
>>
>>TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
>>
>>10. Regular maintenance to include free fluid and coin holder top-ups.
>>9. "FREE (anything)" promotion.
>>8. "Made in Aberdeen"
>
>
> Caithness or Orkney would also work. :)
>
>
>>7. Slip a few pence between the seats from factory.
>
>
> Lucky, all mine had was a couple of fries/crisps stuffed
> in the center console.
>
>
>>6. Drammie holders.
>>5. "Pub Rated"
>>
>>4. "Guinness Edition"
>
>
> Black paint, tan top. What's so wrong with that? :D
>
>
>>3. Tartan soft-top option.
>
>
> How about Guinness Edition with Tartan Seats? I'd like
> Gunn Tartan.
>
>
>>2. Kilt friendly entry/exit.
>
>
> Aye!
>
>
>>1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".
>
>
> :) You know the bagpipes were invented just to annoy
> the Britts, right. :)
>
> Q. What's the range of a bagpipe?
> A. Twenty yards if you have a good arm.
>
> Q. What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?
> A. No one cries when you chop up a bagpipe
>
>