Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
 

a Laphroaig one would be nice :-)


Dave Milne, Scotland
'91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
"Richard Harris" <SHARRIS11nospam@san.rr.com> wrote in message
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> Add a Springbank dispenser too!
> "Cherokee-LTD" <spammenot@home.com> wrote in message
> news:wqFsc.946$Sjc1.762@news01.bloor.is.net.cable. rogers.com...
> >
> > "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> > news:iBCsc.1862$te5.18720949@news-text.cableinet.net...
> > : Apparently Jeep managed to sell ... wait for it ... 200 Wranglers here
> > last
> > : year.
> > : Perhaps 33,115 USD and astronomical spare parts prices are too much
....
> > :
> > : Dave Milne, Scotland
> > : '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
> > :
> >
> > Just poking fun....
> >
> > TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
> >
> > 10. Regular maintenance to include free fluid and coin holder top-ups.
> > 9. "FREE (anything)" promotion.
> > 8. "Made in Aberdeen"
> > 7. Slip a few pence between the seats from factory.
> > 6. Drammie holders.
> > 5. "Pub Rated"
> > 4. "Guinness Edition"
> > 3. Tartan soft-top option.
> > 2. Kilt friendly entry/exit.
> > 1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".
> >
> > A Scotsmen and a Jewish man were having a magnificent meal at one of the
> > finest restaurants in New York .At the end of the evening the waiter
came
> > over to present the check. A Scottish voice said "that's all right
laddie
> > just give the check to me". The headlines in the local newspaper next
day
> > proclaimed "Jewish ventriloquist found beaten to death".
> >
> > -Brian
> >
> >
>
>

Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
 

a Laphroaig one would be nice :-)


Dave Milne, Scotland
'91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
"Richard Harris" <SHARRIS11nospam@san.rr.com> wrote in message
news:ZMbtc.3843$hM4.2283@twister.socal.rr.com...
> Add a Springbank dispenser too!
> "Cherokee-LTD" <spammenot@home.com> wrote in message
> news:wqFsc.946$Sjc1.762@news01.bloor.is.net.cable. rogers.com...
> >
> > "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> > news:iBCsc.1862$te5.18720949@news-text.cableinet.net...
> > : Apparently Jeep managed to sell ... wait for it ... 200 Wranglers here
> > last
> > : year.
> > : Perhaps 33,115 USD and astronomical spare parts prices are too much
....
> > :
> > : Dave Milne, Scotland
> > : '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
> > :
> >
> > Just poking fun....
> >
> > TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
> >
> > 10. Regular maintenance to include free fluid and coin holder top-ups.
> > 9. "FREE (anything)" promotion.
> > 8. "Made in Aberdeen"
> > 7. Slip a few pence between the seats from factory.
> > 6. Drammie holders.
> > 5. "Pub Rated"
> > 4. "Guinness Edition"
> > 3. Tartan soft-top option.
> > 2. Kilt friendly entry/exit.
> > 1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".
> >
> > A Scotsmen and a Jewish man were having a magnificent meal at one of the
> > finest restaurants in New York .At the end of the evening the waiter
came
> > over to present the check. A Scottish voice said "that's all right
laddie
> > just give the check to me". The headlines in the local newspaper next
day
> > proclaimed "Jewish ventriloquist found beaten to death".
> >
> > -Brian
> >
> >
>
>

Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
 

a Laphroaig one would be nice :-)


Dave Milne, Scotland
'91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
"Richard Harris" <SHARRIS11nospam@san.rr.com> wrote in message
news:ZMbtc.3843$hM4.2283@twister.socal.rr.com...
> Add a Springbank dispenser too!
> "Cherokee-LTD" <spammenot@home.com> wrote in message
> news:wqFsc.946$Sjc1.762@news01.bloor.is.net.cable. rogers.com...
> >
> > "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> > news:iBCsc.1862$te5.18720949@news-text.cableinet.net...
> > : Apparently Jeep managed to sell ... wait for it ... 200 Wranglers here
> > last
> > : year.
> > : Perhaps 33,115 USD and astronomical spare parts prices are too much
....
> > :
> > : Dave Milne, Scotland
> > : '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
> > :
> >
> > Just poking fun....
> >
> > TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
> >
> > 10. Regular maintenance to include free fluid and coin holder top-ups.
> > 9. "FREE (anything)" promotion.
> > 8. "Made in Aberdeen"
> > 7. Slip a few pence between the seats from factory.
> > 6. Drammie holders.
> > 5. "Pub Rated"
> > 4. "Guinness Edition"
> > 3. Tartan soft-top option.
> > 2. Kilt friendly entry/exit.
> > 1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".
> >
> > A Scotsmen and a Jewish man were having a magnificent meal at one of the
> > finest restaurants in New York .At the end of the evening the waiter
came
> > over to present the check. A Scottish voice said "that's all right
laddie
> > just give the check to me". The headlines in the local newspaper next
day
> > proclaimed "Jewish ventriloquist found beaten to death".
> >
> > -Brian
> >
> >
>
>

Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
 

Ay, an' a Glenmorangie to wash it down!

"Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
news:HXgtc.3877$Lg4.37722252@news-text.cableinet.net...
> a Laphroaig one would be nice :-)
>
>
> Dave Milne, Scotland
> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
> "Richard Harris" <SHARRIS11nospam@san.rr.com> wrote in message
> news:ZMbtc.3843$hM4.2283@twister.socal.rr.com...
> > Add a Springbank dispenser too!
> > "Cherokee-LTD" <spammenot@home.com> wrote in message
> > news:wqFsc.946$Sjc1.762@news01.bloor.is.net.cable. rogers.com...
> > >
> > > "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> > > news:iBCsc.1862$te5.18720949@news-text.cableinet.net...
> > > : Apparently Jeep managed to sell ... wait for it ... 200 Wranglers
here
> > > last
> > > : year.
> > > : Perhaps 33,115 USD and astronomical spare parts prices are too much
> ...
> > > :
> > > : Dave Milne, Scotland
> > > : '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
> > > :
> > >
> > > Just poking fun....
> > >
> > > TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
> > >
> > > 10. Regular maintenance to include free fluid and coin holder top-ups.
> > > 9. "FREE (anything)" promotion.
> > > 8. "Made in Aberdeen"
> > > 7. Slip a few pence between the seats from factory.
> > > 6. Drammie holders.
> > > 5. "Pub Rated"
> > > 4. "Guinness Edition"
> > > 3. Tartan soft-top option.
> > > 2. Kilt friendly entry/exit.
> > > 1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".
> > >
> > > A Scotsmen and a Jewish man were having a magnificent meal at one of
the
> > > finest restaurants in New York .At the end of the evening the waiter
> came
> > > over to present the check. A Scottish voice said "that's all right
> laddie
> > > just give the check to me". The headlines in the local newspaper next
> day
> > > proclaimed "Jewish ventriloquist found beaten to death".
> > >
> > > -Brian
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>

Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
 

Ay, an' a Glenmorangie to wash it down!

"Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
news:HXgtc.3877$Lg4.37722252@news-text.cableinet.net...
> a Laphroaig one would be nice :-)
>
>
> Dave Milne, Scotland
> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
> "Richard Harris" <SHARRIS11nospam@san.rr.com> wrote in message
> news:ZMbtc.3843$hM4.2283@twister.socal.rr.com...
> > Add a Springbank dispenser too!
> > "Cherokee-LTD" <spammenot@home.com> wrote in message
> > news:wqFsc.946$Sjc1.762@news01.bloor.is.net.cable. rogers.com...
> > >
> > > "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> > > news:iBCsc.1862$te5.18720949@news-text.cableinet.net...
> > > : Apparently Jeep managed to sell ... wait for it ... 200 Wranglers
here
> > > last
> > > : year.
> > > : Perhaps 33,115 USD and astronomical spare parts prices are too much
> ...
> > > :
> > > : Dave Milne, Scotland
> > > : '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
> > > :
> > >
> > > Just poking fun....
> > >
> > > TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
> > >
> > > 10. Regular maintenance to include free fluid and coin holder top-ups.
> > > 9. "FREE (anything)" promotion.
> > > 8. "Made in Aberdeen"
> > > 7. Slip a few pence between the seats from factory.
> > > 6. Drammie holders.
> > > 5. "Pub Rated"
> > > 4. "Guinness Edition"
> > > 3. Tartan soft-top option.
> > > 2. Kilt friendly entry/exit.
> > > 1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".
> > >
> > > A Scotsmen and a Jewish man were having a magnificent meal at one of
the
> > > finest restaurants in New York .At the end of the evening the waiter
> came
> > > over to present the check. A Scottish voice said "that's all right
> laddie
> > > just give the check to me". The headlines in the local newspaper next
> day
> > > proclaimed "Jewish ventriloquist found beaten to death".
> > >
> > > -Brian
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>

Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
 

Ay, an' a Glenmorangie to wash it down!

"Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
news:HXgtc.3877$Lg4.37722252@news-text.cableinet.net...
> a Laphroaig one would be nice :-)
>
>
> Dave Milne, Scotland
> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
> "Richard Harris" <SHARRIS11nospam@san.rr.com> wrote in message
> news:ZMbtc.3843$hM4.2283@twister.socal.rr.com...
> > Add a Springbank dispenser too!
> > "Cherokee-LTD" <spammenot@home.com> wrote in message
> > news:wqFsc.946$Sjc1.762@news01.bloor.is.net.cable. rogers.com...
> > >
> > > "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> > > news:iBCsc.1862$te5.18720949@news-text.cableinet.net...
> > > : Apparently Jeep managed to sell ... wait for it ... 200 Wranglers
here
> > > last
> > > : year.
> > > : Perhaps 33,115 USD and astronomical spare parts prices are too much
> ...
> > > :
> > > : Dave Milne, Scotland
> > > : '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
> > > :
> > >
> > > Just poking fun....
> > >
> > > TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
> > >
> > > 10. Regular maintenance to include free fluid and coin holder top-ups.
> > > 9. "FREE (anything)" promotion.
> > > 8. "Made in Aberdeen"
> > > 7. Slip a few pence between the seats from factory.
> > > 6. Drammie holders.
> > > 5. "Pub Rated"
> > > 4. "Guinness Edition"
> > > 3. Tartan soft-top option.
> > > 2. Kilt friendly entry/exit.
> > > 1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".
> > >
> > > A Scotsmen and a Jewish man were having a magnificent meal at one of
the
> > > finest restaurants in New York .At the end of the evening the waiter
> came
> > > over to present the check. A Scottish voice said "that's all right
> laddie
> > > just give the check to me". The headlines in the local newspaper next
> day
> > > proclaimed "Jewish ventriloquist found beaten to death".
> > >
> > > -Brian
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>

Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
 

Ay, an' a Glenmorangie to wash it down!

"Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
news:HXgtc.3877$Lg4.37722252@news-text.cableinet.net...
> a Laphroaig one would be nice :-)
>
>
> Dave Milne, Scotland
> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
> "Richard Harris" <SHARRIS11nospam@san.rr.com> wrote in message
> news:ZMbtc.3843$hM4.2283@twister.socal.rr.com...
> > Add a Springbank dispenser too!
> > "Cherokee-LTD" <spammenot@home.com> wrote in message
> > news:wqFsc.946$Sjc1.762@news01.bloor.is.net.cable. rogers.com...
> > >
> > > "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> > > news:iBCsc.1862$te5.18720949@news-text.cableinet.net...
> > > : Apparently Jeep managed to sell ... wait for it ... 200 Wranglers
here
> > > last
> > > : year.
> > > : Perhaps 33,115 USD and astronomical spare parts prices are too much
> ...
> > > :
> > > : Dave Milne, Scotland
> > > : '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
> > > :
> > >
> > > Just poking fun....
> > >
> > > TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
> > >
> > > 10. Regular maintenance to include free fluid and coin holder top-ups.
> > > 9. "FREE (anything)" promotion.
> > > 8. "Made in Aberdeen"
> > > 7. Slip a few pence between the seats from factory.
> > > 6. Drammie holders.
> > > 5. "Pub Rated"
> > > 4. "Guinness Edition"
> > > 3. Tartan soft-top option.
> > > 2. Kilt friendly entry/exit.
> > > 1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".
> > >
> > > A Scotsmen and a Jewish man were having a magnificent meal at one of
the
> > > finest restaurants in New York .At the end of the evening the waiter
> came
> > > over to present the check. A Scottish voice said "that's all right
> laddie
> > > just give the check to me". The headlines in the local newspaper next
> day
> > > proclaimed "Jewish ventriloquist found beaten to death".
> > >
> > > -Brian
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>

Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
 

In article <c94ue502vr2@enews4.newsguy.com>,
Jerry McG <gmcgeorge.remove@frontier.net> wrote:
>Ay, an' a Glenmorangie to wash it down!

And a Hogmehon(sp?) to make it all better...


>
>"Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
>news:HXgtc.3877$Lg4.37722252@news-text.cableinet.net...
>> a Laphroaig one would be nice :-)
>>
>>
>> Dave Milne, Scotland
>> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>> "Richard Harris" <SHARRIS11nospam@san.rr.com> wrote in message
>> news:ZMbtc.3843$hM4.2283@twister.socal.rr.com...
>> > Add a Springbank dispenser too!
>> > "Cherokee-LTD" <spammenot@home.com> wrote in message
>> > news:wqFsc.946$Sjc1.762@news01.bloor.is.net.cable. rogers.com...
>> > >
>> > > "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
>> > > news:iBCsc.1862$te5.18720949@news-text.cableinet.net...
>> > > : Apparently Jeep managed to sell ... wait for it ... 200 Wranglers
>here
>> > > last
>> > > : year.
>> > > : Perhaps 33,115 USD and astronomical spare parts prices are too much
>> ...
>> > > :
>> > > : Dave Milne, Scotland
>> > > : '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>> > > :
>> > >
>> > > Just poking fun....
>> > >
>> > > TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
>> > >
>> > > 10. Regular maintenance to include free fluid and coin holder top-ups.
>> > > 9. "FREE (anything)" promotion.
>> > > 8. "Made in Aberdeen"
>> > > 7. Slip a few pence between the seats from factory.
>> > > 6. Drammie holders.
>> > > 5. "Pub Rated"
>> > > 4. "Guinness Edition"
>> > > 3. Tartan soft-top option.
>> > > 2. Kilt friendly entry/exit.
>> > > 1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".
>> > >
>> > > A Scotsmen and a Jewish man were having a magnificent meal at one of
>the
>> > > finest restaurants in New York .At the end of the evening the waiter
>> came
>> > > over to present the check. A Scottish voice said "that's all right
>> laddie
>> > > just give the check to me". The headlines in the local newspaper next
>> day
>> > > proclaimed "Jewish ventriloquist found beaten to death".
>> > >
>> > > -Brian
>> > >
>> > >
>> >
>> >
>>
>>
>
>


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Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
 

In article <c94ue502vr2@enews4.newsguy.com>,
Jerry McG <gmcgeorge.remove@frontier.net> wrote:
>Ay, an' a Glenmorangie to wash it down!

And a Hogmehon(sp?) to make it all better...


>
>"Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
>news:HXgtc.3877$Lg4.37722252@news-text.cableinet.net...
>> a Laphroaig one would be nice :-)
>>
>>
>> Dave Milne, Scotland
>> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>> "Richard Harris" <SHARRIS11nospam@san.rr.com> wrote in message
>> news:ZMbtc.3843$hM4.2283@twister.socal.rr.com...
>> > Add a Springbank dispenser too!
>> > "Cherokee-LTD" <spammenot@home.com> wrote in message
>> > news:wqFsc.946$Sjc1.762@news01.bloor.is.net.cable. rogers.com...
>> > >
>> > > "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
>> > > news:iBCsc.1862$te5.18720949@news-text.cableinet.net...
>> > > : Apparently Jeep managed to sell ... wait for it ... 200 Wranglers
>here
>> > > last
>> > > : year.
>> > > : Perhaps 33,115 USD and astronomical spare parts prices are too much
>> ...
>> > > :
>> > > : Dave Milne, Scotland
>> > > : '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>> > > :
>> > >
>> > > Just poking fun....
>> > >
>> > > TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
>> > >
>> > > 10. Regular maintenance to include free fluid and coin holder top-ups.
>> > > 9. "FREE (anything)" promotion.
>> > > 8. "Made in Aberdeen"
>> > > 7. Slip a few pence between the seats from factory.
>> > > 6. Drammie holders.
>> > > 5. "Pub Rated"
>> > > 4. "Guinness Edition"
>> > > 3. Tartan soft-top option.
>> > > 2. Kilt friendly entry/exit.
>> > > 1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".
>> > >
>> > > A Scotsmen and a Jewish man were having a magnificent meal at one of
>the
>> > > finest restaurants in New York .At the end of the evening the waiter
>> came
>> > > over to present the check. A Scottish voice said "that's all right
>> laddie
>> > > just give the check to me". The headlines in the local newspaper next
>> day
>> > > proclaimed "Jewish ventriloquist found beaten to death".
>> > >
>> > > -Brian
>> > >
>> > >
>> >
>> >
>>
>>
>
>


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Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
 

In article <c94ue502vr2@enews4.newsguy.com>,
Jerry McG <gmcgeorge.remove@frontier.net> wrote:
>Ay, an' a Glenmorangie to wash it down!

And a Hogmehon(sp?) to make it all better...


>
>"Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
>news:HXgtc.3877$Lg4.37722252@news-text.cableinet.net...
>> a Laphroaig one would be nice :-)
>>
>>
>> Dave Milne, Scotland
>> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>> "Richard Harris" <SHARRIS11nospam@san.rr.com> wrote in message
>> news:ZMbtc.3843$hM4.2283@twister.socal.rr.com...
>> > Add a Springbank dispenser too!
>> > "Cherokee-LTD" <spammenot@home.com> wrote in message
>> > news:wqFsc.946$Sjc1.762@news01.bloor.is.net.cable. rogers.com...
>> > >
>> > > "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
>> > > news:iBCsc.1862$te5.18720949@news-text.cableinet.net...
>> > > : Apparently Jeep managed to sell ... wait for it ... 200 Wranglers
>here
>> > > last
>> > > : year.
>> > > : Perhaps 33,115 USD and astronomical spare parts prices are too much
>> ...
>> > > :
>> > > : Dave Milne, Scotland
>> > > : '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>> > > :
>> > >
>> > > Just poking fun....
>> > >
>> > > TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
>> > >
>> > > 10. Regular maintenance to include free fluid and coin holder top-ups.
>> > > 9. "FREE (anything)" promotion.
>> > > 8. "Made in Aberdeen"
>> > > 7. Slip a few pence between the seats from factory.
>> > > 6. Drammie holders.
>> > > 5. "Pub Rated"
>> > > 4. "Guinness Edition"
>> > > 3. Tartan soft-top option.
>> > > 2. Kilt friendly entry/exit.
>> > > 1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".
>> > >
>> > > A Scotsmen and a Jewish man were having a magnificent meal at one of
>the
>> > > finest restaurants in New York .At the end of the evening the waiter
>> came
>> > > over to present the check. A Scottish voice said "that's all right
>> laddie
>> > > just give the check to me". The headlines in the local newspaper next
>> day
>> > > proclaimed "Jewish ventriloquist found beaten to death".
>> > >
>> > > -Brian
>> > >
>> > >
>> >
>> >
>>
>>
>
>


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