Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
 

"Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
news:oHOsc.2556$Gm4.25948306@news-text.cableinet.net...
> Oh you are in trouble now ..... Guiness is Irish !!

Ya, well as it became, me Great, Great, Great Grandpappy Billy had the
impertinence to marry an Englishwoman around 1790 and they were ostracized &
forced to head for the former Colonies, where they arrived around in 1795,
me Great, Great Grandpappy Jim having just arrived. At the age of 40 or so,
Jimmy it seems took a fancy to a wee Irish tart some 20 years his junior and
they proceeded to have 11 offspring, 9 of whom lived, the last arriving when
Jimmy was 61 years old. It musta either been the Guinness in 'em that kept
the hearts poundin', or it was awful lonely ooot dere on the farm!


> Loved the Scotsman and Jewish man joke .. very funny :-)
>
> Dave Milne, Scotland
> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>
> "Cherokee-LTD" <spammenot@home.com> wrote in message
> news:wqFsc.946$Sjc1.762@news01.bloor.is.net.cable. rogers.com...
> >
> > "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> > news:iBCsc.1862$te5.18720949@news-text.cableinet.net...
> > : Apparently Jeep managed to sell ... wait for it ... 200 Wranglers here
> > last
> > : year.
> > : Perhaps 33,115 USD and astronomical spare parts prices are too much
....
> > :
> > : Dave Milne, Scotland
> > : '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
> > :
> >
> > Just poking fun....
> >
> > TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
> >
> > 10. Regular maintenance to include free fluid and coin holder top-ups.
> > 9. "FREE (anything)" promotion.
> > 8. "Made in Aberdeen"
> > 7. Slip a few pence between the seats from factory.
> > 6. Drammie holders.
> > 5. "Pub Rated"
> > 4. "Guinness Edition"
> > 3. Tartan soft-top option.
> > 2. Kilt friendly entry/exit.
> > 1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".
> >
> > A Scotsmen and a Jewish man were having a magnificent meal at one of the
> > finest restaurants in New York .At the end of the evening the waiter
came
> > over to present the check. A Scottish voice said "that's all right
laddie
> > just give the check to me". The headlines in the local newspaper next
day
> > proclaimed "Jewish ventriloquist found beaten to death".
> >
> > -Brian
> >
> >
>
>

Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
 

"Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
news:oHOsc.2556$Gm4.25948306@news-text.cableinet.net...
> Oh you are in trouble now ..... Guiness is Irish !!

Ya, well as it became, me Great, Great, Great Grandpappy Billy had the
impertinence to marry an Englishwoman around 1790 and they were ostracized &
forced to head for the former Colonies, where they arrived around in 1795,
me Great, Great Grandpappy Jim having just arrived. At the age of 40 or so,
Jimmy it seems took a fancy to a wee Irish tart some 20 years his junior and
they proceeded to have 11 offspring, 9 of whom lived, the last arriving when
Jimmy was 61 years old. It musta either been the Guinness in 'em that kept
the hearts poundin', or it was awful lonely ooot dere on the farm!


> Loved the Scotsman and Jewish man joke .. very funny :-)
>
> Dave Milne, Scotland
> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>
> "Cherokee-LTD" <spammenot@home.com> wrote in message
> news:wqFsc.946$Sjc1.762@news01.bloor.is.net.cable. rogers.com...
> >
> > "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> > news:iBCsc.1862$te5.18720949@news-text.cableinet.net...
> > : Apparently Jeep managed to sell ... wait for it ... 200 Wranglers here
> > last
> > : year.
> > : Perhaps 33,115 USD and astronomical spare parts prices are too much
....
> > :
> > : Dave Milne, Scotland
> > : '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
> > :
> >
> > Just poking fun....
> >
> > TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
> >
> > 10. Regular maintenance to include free fluid and coin holder top-ups.
> > 9. "FREE (anything)" promotion.
> > 8. "Made in Aberdeen"
> > 7. Slip a few pence between the seats from factory.
> > 6. Drammie holders.
> > 5. "Pub Rated"
> > 4. "Guinness Edition"
> > 3. Tartan soft-top option.
> > 2. Kilt friendly entry/exit.
> > 1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".
> >
> > A Scotsmen and a Jewish man were having a magnificent meal at one of the
> > finest restaurants in New York .At the end of the evening the waiter
came
> > over to present the check. A Scottish voice said "that's all right
laddie
> > just give the check to me". The headlines in the local newspaper next
day
> > proclaimed "Jewish ventriloquist found beaten to death".
> >
> > -Brian
> >
> >
>
>

Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
 

"Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
news:oHOsc.2556$Gm4.25948306@news-text.cableinet.net...
> Oh you are in trouble now ..... Guiness is Irish !!

Ya, well as it became, me Great, Great, Great Grandpappy Billy had the
impertinence to marry an Englishwoman around 1790 and they were ostracized &
forced to head for the former Colonies, where they arrived around in 1795,
me Great, Great Grandpappy Jim having just arrived. At the age of 40 or so,
Jimmy it seems took a fancy to a wee Irish tart some 20 years his junior and
they proceeded to have 11 offspring, 9 of whom lived, the last arriving when
Jimmy was 61 years old. It musta either been the Guinness in 'em that kept
the hearts poundin', or it was awful lonely ooot dere on the farm!


> Loved the Scotsman and Jewish man joke .. very funny :-)
>
> Dave Milne, Scotland
> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>
> "Cherokee-LTD" <spammenot@home.com> wrote in message
> news:wqFsc.946$Sjc1.762@news01.bloor.is.net.cable. rogers.com...
> >
> > "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> > news:iBCsc.1862$te5.18720949@news-text.cableinet.net...
> > : Apparently Jeep managed to sell ... wait for it ... 200 Wranglers here
> > last
> > : year.
> > : Perhaps 33,115 USD and astronomical spare parts prices are too much
....
> > :
> > : Dave Milne, Scotland
> > : '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
> > :
> >
> > Just poking fun....
> >
> > TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
> >
> > 10. Regular maintenance to include free fluid and coin holder top-ups.
> > 9. "FREE (anything)" promotion.
> > 8. "Made in Aberdeen"
> > 7. Slip a few pence between the seats from factory.
> > 6. Drammie holders.
> > 5. "Pub Rated"
> > 4. "Guinness Edition"
> > 3. Tartan soft-top option.
> > 2. Kilt friendly entry/exit.
> > 1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".
> >
> > A Scotsmen and a Jewish man were having a magnificent meal at one of the
> > finest restaurants in New York .At the end of the evening the waiter
came
> > over to present the check. A Scottish voice said "that's all right
laddie
> > just give the check to me". The headlines in the local newspaper next
day
> > proclaimed "Jewish ventriloquist found beaten to death".
> >
> > -Brian
> >
> >
>
>

Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
 

That's akin to "trail rated". Everyone knows ALL vehicles are "pub rated".

L.W.(ßill) ------ III wrote:

> LOL "Pub rated!"
> God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
> mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
>
> Jerry McG wrote:
>
>>Ay, if he could only see his way, me Scottish great, great, great
>>Grandpapy'd be havin' one o' them that's Pub rated!
>>
>>>

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tw

03 TJ Rubicon - Rubicon Express 4.5"
01 XJ Sport

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
-- Dave Barry

Pronunciation: 'jEp
Function: noun
Date: 1940

Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80-inch wheelbase,
1/4-ton capacity, and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in
World War II.

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Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
 

That's akin to "trail rated". Everyone knows ALL vehicles are "pub rated".

L.W.(ßill) ------ III wrote:

> LOL "Pub rated!"
> God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
> mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
>
> Jerry McG wrote:
>
>>Ay, if he could only see his way, me Scottish great, great, great
>>Grandpapy'd be havin' one o' them that's Pub rated!
>>
>>>

--
__________________________________________________ _________
tw

03 TJ Rubicon - Rubicon Express 4.5"
01 XJ Sport

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
-- Dave Barry

Pronunciation: 'jEp
Function: noun
Date: 1940

Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80-inch wheelbase,
1/4-ton capacity, and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in
World War II.

(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
__________________________________________________ _________

Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
 

That's akin to "trail rated". Everyone knows ALL vehicles are "pub rated".

L.W.(ßill) ------ III wrote:

> LOL "Pub rated!"
> God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
> mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
>
> Jerry McG wrote:
>
>>Ay, if he could only see his way, me Scottish great, great, great
>>Grandpapy'd be havin' one o' them that's Pub rated!
>>
>>>

--
__________________________________________________ _________
tw

03 TJ Rubicon - Rubicon Express 4.5"
01 XJ Sport

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
-- Dave Barry

Pronunciation: 'jEp
Function: noun
Date: 1940

Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80-inch wheelbase,
1/4-ton capacity, and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in
World War II.

(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
__________________________________________________ _________

Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
 

That's akin to "trail rated". Everyone knows ALL vehicles are "pub rated".

L.W.(ßill) ------ III wrote:

> LOL "Pub rated!"
> God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
> mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
>
> Jerry McG wrote:
>
>>Ay, if he could only see his way, me Scottish great, great, great
>>Grandpapy'd be havin' one o' them that's Pub rated!
>>
>>>

--
__________________________________________________ _________
tw

03 TJ Rubicon - Rubicon Express 4.5"
01 XJ Sport

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
-- Dave Barry

Pronunciation: 'jEp
Function: noun
Date: 1940

Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80-inch wheelbase,
1/4-ton capacity, and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in
World War II.

(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
__________________________________________________ _________

Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
 

I can't remember what we called it on Harleys, the later rice
rockets were cafe racers.
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/

twaldron wrote:
>
> That's akin to "trail rated". Everyone knows ALL vehicles are "pub rated".

Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
 

I can't remember what we called it on Harleys, the later rice
rockets were cafe racers.
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/

twaldron wrote:
>
> That's akin to "trail rated". Everyone knows ALL vehicles are "pub rated".

Re: TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
 

I can't remember what we called it on Harleys, the later rice
rockets were cafe racers.
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/

twaldron wrote:
>
> That's akin to "trail rated". Everyone knows ALL vehicles are "pub rated".