I own a lemon
#201
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Re: I own a lemon
T, you owe me a new keyboard, as my water was just sprayed all over it after
I read your post. Be forewarned I am going to start a class-action lawsuit
against you, since I'm sure many other keyboards were ruined in this manner
by your post.
;-)
"twaldron" <thomas@OBVIOUSrubicons.com> wrote in message
news:m40Dc.8401$0M3.4313@newssvr22.news.prodigy.co m...
> So you just posted here to cry about your own idiocy and lack of
> research and forethought, mixed with a very tiny touch of bad luck...now
> I understand. I wonder why they closed the file on you...puzzling.
> (cuckoo, cuckoo)
>
> I have a hard luck story too, lemonhead:
>
> Starving and without money, I decided to resort to looking in a trash
> bin in the hopes of finding a morsel. WHAT LUCK!! A week old, half eaten
> McDonalds cheeseburger! After knocking off the worms (you'd think those
> bastards at Mickey D's could keep the wildlife off the burgers, I'm
> going to have to file suit about that!) I scarfed it down. A couple
> hours later, after vomiting most of it up, reeling with abdominal pain,
> I collapsed on the street corner. WHAT IN GOD'S NAME DOES MCDONALDS PUT
> IN THEIR BURGERS???? How can they expect people to buy their food if
> this happens?? I must get a class action suit going! I curse them as a
> car runs over my fingers. Damn Goodyear! Why do they design tires to run
> over fingers?? Bastards! My hand was fine before that dastardly,
> defective Goodyear tire rolled over it! All I was doing was lying in the
> road. I don't understand how large companies can sell this crap and get
> away with it! I called to complain, but those conspiring bastards
> wouldn't talk to me after explaining that it was MY fault?! The GALL!!
> Well, mister, my file's not closed either.
>
> Enjoy your Jeep and welcome to the NG.
>
> lemonowner wrote:
>
> > Because it is ugly, it's badly engineered and designed and I would be
embarrassed to be seen in
> > one. This thread was never intended as a bash America, just Jeep and
DaimlerChrysler. I have no
> > respect for blind nationalistic loyalty, from any country.
> > I bought a lemon (my mistake), I have paid for it, the manufacturers are
morally bankrupt and I
> > am now having my revenge. Simple really.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> > news:MK_Cc.2803$3m7.28344421@news-text.cableinet.net...
> >
> >>And why didn't you buy a Range Rover ?
> >>
> >>Dave Milne, Scotland
> >>'91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
>
> 03 TJ Rubicon - Rubicon Express 4.5"
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> Pronunciation: 'jEp
> Function: noun
> Date: 1940
>
> Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
> A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80-inch wheelbase,
> 1/4-ton capacity, and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in
> World War II.
>
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> __________________________________________________ _________
>
I read your post. Be forewarned I am going to start a class-action lawsuit
against you, since I'm sure many other keyboards were ruined in this manner
by your post.
;-)
"twaldron" <thomas@OBVIOUSrubicons.com> wrote in message
news:m40Dc.8401$0M3.4313@newssvr22.news.prodigy.co m...
> So you just posted here to cry about your own idiocy and lack of
> research and forethought, mixed with a very tiny touch of bad luck...now
> I understand. I wonder why they closed the file on you...puzzling.
> (cuckoo, cuckoo)
>
> I have a hard luck story too, lemonhead:
>
> Starving and without money, I decided to resort to looking in a trash
> bin in the hopes of finding a morsel. WHAT LUCK!! A week old, half eaten
> McDonalds cheeseburger! After knocking off the worms (you'd think those
> bastards at Mickey D's could keep the wildlife off the burgers, I'm
> going to have to file suit about that!) I scarfed it down. A couple
> hours later, after vomiting most of it up, reeling with abdominal pain,
> I collapsed on the street corner. WHAT IN GOD'S NAME DOES MCDONALDS PUT
> IN THEIR BURGERS???? How can they expect people to buy their food if
> this happens?? I must get a class action suit going! I curse them as a
> car runs over my fingers. Damn Goodyear! Why do they design tires to run
> over fingers?? Bastards! My hand was fine before that dastardly,
> defective Goodyear tire rolled over it! All I was doing was lying in the
> road. I don't understand how large companies can sell this crap and get
> away with it! I called to complain, but those conspiring bastards
> wouldn't talk to me after explaining that it was MY fault?! The GALL!!
> Well, mister, my file's not closed either.
>
> Enjoy your Jeep and welcome to the NG.
>
> lemonowner wrote:
>
> > Because it is ugly, it's badly engineered and designed and I would be
embarrassed to be seen in
> > one. This thread was never intended as a bash America, just Jeep and
DaimlerChrysler. I have no
> > respect for blind nationalistic loyalty, from any country.
> > I bought a lemon (my mistake), I have paid for it, the manufacturers are
morally bankrupt and I
> > am now having my revenge. Simple really.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> > news:MK_Cc.2803$3m7.28344421@news-text.cableinet.net...
> >
> >>And why didn't you buy a Range Rover ?
> >>
> >>Dave Milne, Scotland
> >>'91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
>
> 03 TJ Rubicon - Rubicon Express 4.5"
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> Pronunciation: 'jEp
> Function: noun
> Date: 1940
>
> Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
> A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80-inch wheelbase,
> 1/4-ton capacity, and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in
> World War II.
>
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> __________________________________________________ _________
>
#202
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Re: I own a lemon
Damn, now I'll never know why he absolves the seller. How will I ever sleep
at night.
"lemonowner" <lemonowner@witsend.com> wrote in message
news:cbjd64$hu1$3@news5.svr.pol.co.uk...
> Sorry guys, you are boring me now. My work is done here. I have achieved
what I set out to. I
> look forward to many years of happy motoring with BMW and many years
telling people of my
> experience with Jeep, DC and some of the imbeciles I met along the way.
> By the time you read this I will have unsubscribed so you won't even have
the satisfaction of
> me seeing your replies...cherio ;-)))
>
>
>
at night.
"lemonowner" <lemonowner@witsend.com> wrote in message
news:cbjd64$hu1$3@news5.svr.pol.co.uk...
> Sorry guys, you are boring me now. My work is done here. I have achieved
what I set out to. I
> look forward to many years of happy motoring with BMW and many years
telling people of my
> experience with Jeep, DC and some of the imbeciles I met along the way.
> By the time you read this I will have unsubscribed so you won't even have
the satisfaction of
> me seeing your replies...cherio ;-)))
>
>
>
#203
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Re: I own a lemon
Damn, now I'll never know why he absolves the seller. How will I ever sleep
at night.
"lemonowner" <lemonowner@witsend.com> wrote in message
news:cbjd64$hu1$3@news5.svr.pol.co.uk...
> Sorry guys, you are boring me now. My work is done here. I have achieved
what I set out to. I
> look forward to many years of happy motoring with BMW and many years
telling people of my
> experience with Jeep, DC and some of the imbeciles I met along the way.
> By the time you read this I will have unsubscribed so you won't even have
the satisfaction of
> me seeing your replies...cherio ;-)))
>
>
>
at night.
"lemonowner" <lemonowner@witsend.com> wrote in message
news:cbjd64$hu1$3@news5.svr.pol.co.uk...
> Sorry guys, you are boring me now. My work is done here. I have achieved
what I set out to. I
> look forward to many years of happy motoring with BMW and many years
telling people of my
> experience with Jeep, DC and some of the imbeciles I met along the way.
> By the time you read this I will have unsubscribed so you won't even have
the satisfaction of
> me seeing your replies...cherio ;-)))
>
>
>
#204
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Re: I own a lemon
Damn, now I'll never know why he absolves the seller. How will I ever sleep
at night.
"lemonowner" <lemonowner@witsend.com> wrote in message
news:cbjd64$hu1$3@news5.svr.pol.co.uk...
> Sorry guys, you are boring me now. My work is done here. I have achieved
what I set out to. I
> look forward to many years of happy motoring with BMW and many years
telling people of my
> experience with Jeep, DC and some of the imbeciles I met along the way.
> By the time you read this I will have unsubscribed so you won't even have
the satisfaction of
> me seeing your replies...cherio ;-)))
>
>
>
at night.
"lemonowner" <lemonowner@witsend.com> wrote in message
news:cbjd64$hu1$3@news5.svr.pol.co.uk...
> Sorry guys, you are boring me now. My work is done here. I have achieved
what I set out to. I
> look forward to many years of happy motoring with BMW and many years
telling people of my
> experience with Jeep, DC and some of the imbeciles I met along the way.
> By the time you read this I will have unsubscribed so you won't even have
the satisfaction of
> me seeing your replies...cherio ;-)))
>
>
>
#205
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Re: I own a lemon
Damn, now I'll never know why he absolves the seller. How will I ever sleep
at night.
"lemonowner" <lemonowner@witsend.com> wrote in message
news:cbjd64$hu1$3@news5.svr.pol.co.uk...
> Sorry guys, you are boring me now. My work is done here. I have achieved
what I set out to. I
> look forward to many years of happy motoring with BMW and many years
telling people of my
> experience with Jeep, DC and some of the imbeciles I met along the way.
> By the time you read this I will have unsubscribed so you won't even have
the satisfaction of
> me seeing your replies...cherio ;-)))
>
>
>
at night.
"lemonowner" <lemonowner@witsend.com> wrote in message
news:cbjd64$hu1$3@news5.svr.pol.co.uk...
> Sorry guys, you are boring me now. My work is done here. I have achieved
what I set out to. I
> look forward to many years of happy motoring with BMW and many years
telling people of my
> experience with Jeep, DC and some of the imbeciles I met along the way.
> By the time you read this I will have unsubscribed so you won't even have
the satisfaction of
> me seeing your replies...cherio ;-)))
>
>
>
#206
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Re: I own a lemon
Look out for him in the alt.autos.bmw newsgroup.. he will return..
"Matt Macchiarolo" <matt@nospamplease.com> wrote in message
news:JJidnRyDUIs0LEDdRVn-gg@comcast.com...
> Damn, now I'll never know why he absolves the seller. How will I ever
sleep
> at night.
>
> "lemonowner" <lemonowner@witsend.com> wrote in message
> news:cbjd64$hu1$3@news5.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > Sorry guys, you are boring me now. My work is done here. I have achieved
> what I set out to. I
> > look forward to many years of happy motoring with BMW and many years
> telling people of my
> > experience with Jeep, DC and some of the imbeciles I met along the way.
> > By the time you read this I will have unsubscribed so you won't even
have
> the satisfaction of
> > me seeing your replies...cherio ;-)))
> >
> >
> >
>
>
"Matt Macchiarolo" <matt@nospamplease.com> wrote in message
news:JJidnRyDUIs0LEDdRVn-gg@comcast.com...
> Damn, now I'll never know why he absolves the seller. How will I ever
sleep
> at night.
>
> "lemonowner" <lemonowner@witsend.com> wrote in message
> news:cbjd64$hu1$3@news5.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > Sorry guys, you are boring me now. My work is done here. I have achieved
> what I set out to. I
> > look forward to many years of happy motoring with BMW and many years
> telling people of my
> > experience with Jeep, DC and some of the imbeciles I met along the way.
> > By the time you read this I will have unsubscribed so you won't even
have
> the satisfaction of
> > me seeing your replies...cherio ;-)))
> >
> >
> >
>
>
#207
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Re: I own a lemon
Look out for him in the alt.autos.bmw newsgroup.. he will return..
"Matt Macchiarolo" <matt@nospamplease.com> wrote in message
news:JJidnRyDUIs0LEDdRVn-gg@comcast.com...
> Damn, now I'll never know why he absolves the seller. How will I ever
sleep
> at night.
>
> "lemonowner" <lemonowner@witsend.com> wrote in message
> news:cbjd64$hu1$3@news5.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > Sorry guys, you are boring me now. My work is done here. I have achieved
> what I set out to. I
> > look forward to many years of happy motoring with BMW and many years
> telling people of my
> > experience with Jeep, DC and some of the imbeciles I met along the way.
> > By the time you read this I will have unsubscribed so you won't even
have
> the satisfaction of
> > me seeing your replies...cherio ;-)))
> >
> >
> >
>
>
"Matt Macchiarolo" <matt@nospamplease.com> wrote in message
news:JJidnRyDUIs0LEDdRVn-gg@comcast.com...
> Damn, now I'll never know why he absolves the seller. How will I ever
sleep
> at night.
>
> "lemonowner" <lemonowner@witsend.com> wrote in message
> news:cbjd64$hu1$3@news5.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > Sorry guys, you are boring me now. My work is done here. I have achieved
> what I set out to. I
> > look forward to many years of happy motoring with BMW and many years
> telling people of my
> > experience with Jeep, DC and some of the imbeciles I met along the way.
> > By the time you read this I will have unsubscribed so you won't even
have
> the satisfaction of
> > me seeing your replies...cherio ;-)))
> >
> >
> >
>
>
#208
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Re: I own a lemon
Look out for him in the alt.autos.bmw newsgroup.. he will return..
"Matt Macchiarolo" <matt@nospamplease.com> wrote in message
news:JJidnRyDUIs0LEDdRVn-gg@comcast.com...
> Damn, now I'll never know why he absolves the seller. How will I ever
sleep
> at night.
>
> "lemonowner" <lemonowner@witsend.com> wrote in message
> news:cbjd64$hu1$3@news5.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > Sorry guys, you are boring me now. My work is done here. I have achieved
> what I set out to. I
> > look forward to many years of happy motoring with BMW and many years
> telling people of my
> > experience with Jeep, DC and some of the imbeciles I met along the way.
> > By the time you read this I will have unsubscribed so you won't even
have
> the satisfaction of
> > me seeing your replies...cherio ;-)))
> >
> >
> >
>
>
"Matt Macchiarolo" <matt@nospamplease.com> wrote in message
news:JJidnRyDUIs0LEDdRVn-gg@comcast.com...
> Damn, now I'll never know why he absolves the seller. How will I ever
sleep
> at night.
>
> "lemonowner" <lemonowner@witsend.com> wrote in message
> news:cbjd64$hu1$3@news5.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > Sorry guys, you are boring me now. My work is done here. I have achieved
> what I set out to. I
> > look forward to many years of happy motoring with BMW and many years
> telling people of my
> > experience with Jeep, DC and some of the imbeciles I met along the way.
> > By the time you read this I will have unsubscribed so you won't even
have
> the satisfaction of
> > me seeing your replies...cherio ;-)))
> >
> >
> >
>
>
#209
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Re: I own a lemon
Look out for him in the alt.autos.bmw newsgroup.. he will return..
"Matt Macchiarolo" <matt@nospamplease.com> wrote in message
news:JJidnRyDUIs0LEDdRVn-gg@comcast.com...
> Damn, now I'll never know why he absolves the seller. How will I ever
sleep
> at night.
>
> "lemonowner" <lemonowner@witsend.com> wrote in message
> news:cbjd64$hu1$3@news5.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > Sorry guys, you are boring me now. My work is done here. I have achieved
> what I set out to. I
> > look forward to many years of happy motoring with BMW and many years
> telling people of my
> > experience with Jeep, DC and some of the imbeciles I met along the way.
> > By the time you read this I will have unsubscribed so you won't even
have
> the satisfaction of
> > me seeing your replies...cherio ;-)))
> >
> >
> >
>
>
"Matt Macchiarolo" <matt@nospamplease.com> wrote in message
news:JJidnRyDUIs0LEDdRVn-gg@comcast.com...
> Damn, now I'll never know why he absolves the seller. How will I ever
sleep
> at night.
>
> "lemonowner" <lemonowner@witsend.com> wrote in message
> news:cbjd64$hu1$3@news5.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > Sorry guys, you are boring me now. My work is done here. I have achieved
> what I set out to. I
> > look forward to many years of happy motoring with BMW and many years
> telling people of my
> > experience with Jeep, DC and some of the imbeciles I met along the way.
> > By the time you read this I will have unsubscribed so you won't even
have
> the satisfaction of
> > me seeing your replies...cherio ;-)))
> >
> >
> >
>
>
#210
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Re: I own a lemon
Doug, within hours it AKA "lemonowner" flamed us with this quoke "Oh
dear, is it any wonder that while only half the world despise the US,
the rest just laugh..." Hey, if it say something bad about my America it
open season of the f**ker. They didn't call me the ugly American while I
was over seas, for nothing.
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
DougW wrote:
>
> Not unlike the kind words he received when first posting to
> this group? Check the thread and you will see very few if
> any responses that are helpful. This isn't alt.flame, and
> I'm fairly sure the word recreation and Jeep are part of
> this groups name.
>
> --
> DougW
dear, is it any wonder that while only half the world despise the US,
the rest just laugh..." Hey, if it say something bad about my America it
open season of the f**ker. They didn't call me the ugly American while I
was over seas, for nothing.
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
DougW wrote:
>
> Not unlike the kind words he received when first posting to
> this group? Check the thread and you will see very few if
> any responses that are helpful. This isn't alt.flame, and
> I'm fairly sure the word recreation and Jeep are part of
> this groups name.
>
> --
> DougW