I own a lemon
#101
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Re: I own a lemon
So you just posted here to cry about your own idiocy and lack of
research and forethought, mixed with a very tiny touch of bad luck...now
I understand. I wonder why they closed the file on you...puzzling.
(cuckoo, cuckoo)
I have a hard luck story too, lemonhead:
Starving and without money, I decided to resort to looking in a trash
bin in the hopes of finding a morsel. WHAT LUCK!! A week old, half eaten
McDonalds cheeseburger! After knocking off the worms (you'd think those
bastards at Mickey D's could keep the wildlife off the burgers, I'm
going to have to file suit about that!) I scarfed it down. A couple
hours later, after vomiting most of it up, reeling with abdominal pain,
I collapsed on the street corner. WHAT IN GOD'S NAME DOES MCDONALDS PUT
IN THEIR BURGERS???? How can they expect people to buy their food if
this happens?? I must get a class action suit going! I curse them as a
car runs over my fingers. Damn Goodyear! Why do they design tires to run
over fingers?? Bastards! My hand was fine before that dastardly,
defective Goodyear tire rolled over it! All I was doing was lying in the
road. I don't understand how large companies can sell this crap and get
away with it! I called to complain, but those conspiring bastards
wouldn't talk to me after explaining that it was MY fault?! The GALL!!
Well, mister, my file's not closed either.
Enjoy your Jeep and welcome to the NG.
lemonowner wrote:
> Because it is ugly, it's badly engineered and designed and I would be embarrassed to be seen in
> one. This thread was never intended as a bash America, just Jeep and DaimlerChrysler. I have no
> respect for blind nationalistic loyalty, from any country.
> I bought a lemon (my mistake), I have paid for it, the manufacturers are morally bankrupt and I
> am now having my revenge. Simple really.
>
>
>
>
> "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> news:MK_Cc.2803$3m7.28344421@news-text.cableinet.net...
>
>>And why didn't you buy a Range Rover ?
>>
>>Dave Milne, Scotland
>>'91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
--
__________________________________________________ _________
tw
03 TJ Rubicon - Rubicon Express 4.5"
01 XJ Sport
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
-- Dave Barry
Pronunciation: 'jEp
Function: noun
Date: 1940
Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80-inch wheelbase,
1/4-ton capacity, and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in
World War II.
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__________________________________________________ _________
research and forethought, mixed with a very tiny touch of bad luck...now
I understand. I wonder why they closed the file on you...puzzling.
(cuckoo, cuckoo)
I have a hard luck story too, lemonhead:
Starving and without money, I decided to resort to looking in a trash
bin in the hopes of finding a morsel. WHAT LUCK!! A week old, half eaten
McDonalds cheeseburger! After knocking off the worms (you'd think those
bastards at Mickey D's could keep the wildlife off the burgers, I'm
going to have to file suit about that!) I scarfed it down. A couple
hours later, after vomiting most of it up, reeling with abdominal pain,
I collapsed on the street corner. WHAT IN GOD'S NAME DOES MCDONALDS PUT
IN THEIR BURGERS???? How can they expect people to buy their food if
this happens?? I must get a class action suit going! I curse them as a
car runs over my fingers. Damn Goodyear! Why do they design tires to run
over fingers?? Bastards! My hand was fine before that dastardly,
defective Goodyear tire rolled over it! All I was doing was lying in the
road. I don't understand how large companies can sell this crap and get
away with it! I called to complain, but those conspiring bastards
wouldn't talk to me after explaining that it was MY fault?! The GALL!!
Well, mister, my file's not closed either.
Enjoy your Jeep and welcome to the NG.
lemonowner wrote:
> Because it is ugly, it's badly engineered and designed and I would be embarrassed to be seen in
> one. This thread was never intended as a bash America, just Jeep and DaimlerChrysler. I have no
> respect for blind nationalistic loyalty, from any country.
> I bought a lemon (my mistake), I have paid for it, the manufacturers are morally bankrupt and I
> am now having my revenge. Simple really.
>
>
>
>
> "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> news:MK_Cc.2803$3m7.28344421@news-text.cableinet.net...
>
>>And why didn't you buy a Range Rover ?
>>
>>Dave Milne, Scotland
>>'91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
--
__________________________________________________ _________
tw
03 TJ Rubicon - Rubicon Express 4.5"
01 XJ Sport
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
-- Dave Barry
Pronunciation: 'jEp
Function: noun
Date: 1940
Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80-inch wheelbase,
1/4-ton capacity, and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in
World War II.
(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
__________________________________________________ _________
#102
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Re: I own a lemon
Buyer beware dumb ***!
--
HarryS
JAFGBR
JAFTJO
"lemonowner" <lemonowner@witsend.com> wrote in message
news:cbhc30$etu$1@news7.svr.pol.co.uk...
> You make my point entirely. You seem happy, no, almost elated, to accept
poor engineering, poor
> design, rip-off manufacturers. I happen to think that bills of this
magnitude and failures of
> this kind for a six year old car with such a low mileage is unacceptable.
You carry on grinning
> whilst being shafted by the big corps - that's ok by me.
>
>
> "trailboss" <trailbossNOSPAM@optonline.net> wrote in message
> news:JRVCc.1166$OT6.1443465@news4.srv.hcvlny.cv.ne t...
> > Oh Sure....'cus everyone knows no OTHER used car EVER has problems....
> >
> >
> >
> > "lemonowner" <lemonowner@witsend.com> wrote in message
> > news:cbh44r$aje$17@newsg4.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > > Hello Jeep owners world-wide.
> > > Thought you might like to read my story of 14 months of painful
ownership
> > of a Jeep.
> > > If you already have/had one then you might know what I'm talking
about. If
> > you were thinking of
> > > buying one then please read this first:
> > >
> > > http://www.angeltowns2.com/members/breakfast/
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>
--
HarryS
JAFGBR
JAFTJO
"lemonowner" <lemonowner@witsend.com> wrote in message
news:cbhc30$etu$1@news7.svr.pol.co.uk...
> You make my point entirely. You seem happy, no, almost elated, to accept
poor engineering, poor
> design, rip-off manufacturers. I happen to think that bills of this
magnitude and failures of
> this kind for a six year old car with such a low mileage is unacceptable.
You carry on grinning
> whilst being shafted by the big corps - that's ok by me.
>
>
> "trailboss" <trailbossNOSPAM@optonline.net> wrote in message
> news:JRVCc.1166$OT6.1443465@news4.srv.hcvlny.cv.ne t...
> > Oh Sure....'cus everyone knows no OTHER used car EVER has problems....
> >
> >
> >
> > "lemonowner" <lemonowner@witsend.com> wrote in message
> > news:cbh44r$aje$17@newsg4.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > > Hello Jeep owners world-wide.
> > > Thought you might like to read my story of 14 months of painful
ownership
> > of a Jeep.
> > > If you already have/had one then you might know what I'm talking
about. If
> > you were thinking of
> > > buying one then please read this first:
> > >
> > > http://www.angeltowns2.com/members/breakfast/
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>
#103
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Re: I own a lemon
Buyer beware dumb ***!
--
HarryS
JAFGBR
JAFTJO
"lemonowner" <lemonowner@witsend.com> wrote in message
news:cbhc30$etu$1@news7.svr.pol.co.uk...
> You make my point entirely. You seem happy, no, almost elated, to accept
poor engineering, poor
> design, rip-off manufacturers. I happen to think that bills of this
magnitude and failures of
> this kind for a six year old car with such a low mileage is unacceptable.
You carry on grinning
> whilst being shafted by the big corps - that's ok by me.
>
>
> "trailboss" <trailbossNOSPAM@optonline.net> wrote in message
> news:JRVCc.1166$OT6.1443465@news4.srv.hcvlny.cv.ne t...
> > Oh Sure....'cus everyone knows no OTHER used car EVER has problems....
> >
> >
> >
> > "lemonowner" <lemonowner@witsend.com> wrote in message
> > news:cbh44r$aje$17@newsg4.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > > Hello Jeep owners world-wide.
> > > Thought you might like to read my story of 14 months of painful
ownership
> > of a Jeep.
> > > If you already have/had one then you might know what I'm talking
about. If
> > you were thinking of
> > > buying one then please read this first:
> > >
> > > http://www.angeltowns2.com/members/breakfast/
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>
--
HarryS
JAFGBR
JAFTJO
"lemonowner" <lemonowner@witsend.com> wrote in message
news:cbhc30$etu$1@news7.svr.pol.co.uk...
> You make my point entirely. You seem happy, no, almost elated, to accept
poor engineering, poor
> design, rip-off manufacturers. I happen to think that bills of this
magnitude and failures of
> this kind for a six year old car with such a low mileage is unacceptable.
You carry on grinning
> whilst being shafted by the big corps - that's ok by me.
>
>
> "trailboss" <trailbossNOSPAM@optonline.net> wrote in message
> news:JRVCc.1166$OT6.1443465@news4.srv.hcvlny.cv.ne t...
> > Oh Sure....'cus everyone knows no OTHER used car EVER has problems....
> >
> >
> >
> > "lemonowner" <lemonowner@witsend.com> wrote in message
> > news:cbh44r$aje$17@newsg4.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > > Hello Jeep owners world-wide.
> > > Thought you might like to read my story of 14 months of painful
ownership
> > of a Jeep.
> > > If you already have/had one then you might know what I'm talking
about. If
> > you were thinking of
> > > buying one then please read this first:
> > >
> > > http://www.angeltowns2.com/members/breakfast/
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>
#104
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Re: I own a lemon
Buyer beware dumb ***!
--
HarryS
JAFGBR
JAFTJO
"lemonowner" <lemonowner@witsend.com> wrote in message
news:cbhc30$etu$1@news7.svr.pol.co.uk...
> You make my point entirely. You seem happy, no, almost elated, to accept
poor engineering, poor
> design, rip-off manufacturers. I happen to think that bills of this
magnitude and failures of
> this kind for a six year old car with such a low mileage is unacceptable.
You carry on grinning
> whilst being shafted by the big corps - that's ok by me.
>
>
> "trailboss" <trailbossNOSPAM@optonline.net> wrote in message
> news:JRVCc.1166$OT6.1443465@news4.srv.hcvlny.cv.ne t...
> > Oh Sure....'cus everyone knows no OTHER used car EVER has problems....
> >
> >
> >
> > "lemonowner" <lemonowner@witsend.com> wrote in message
> > news:cbh44r$aje$17@newsg4.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > > Hello Jeep owners world-wide.
> > > Thought you might like to read my story of 14 months of painful
ownership
> > of a Jeep.
> > > If you already have/had one then you might know what I'm talking
about. If
> > you were thinking of
> > > buying one then please read this first:
> > >
> > > http://www.angeltowns2.com/members/breakfast/
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>
--
HarryS
JAFGBR
JAFTJO
"lemonowner" <lemonowner@witsend.com> wrote in message
news:cbhc30$etu$1@news7.svr.pol.co.uk...
> You make my point entirely. You seem happy, no, almost elated, to accept
poor engineering, poor
> design, rip-off manufacturers. I happen to think that bills of this
magnitude and failures of
> this kind for a six year old car with such a low mileage is unacceptable.
You carry on grinning
> whilst being shafted by the big corps - that's ok by me.
>
>
> "trailboss" <trailbossNOSPAM@optonline.net> wrote in message
> news:JRVCc.1166$OT6.1443465@news4.srv.hcvlny.cv.ne t...
> > Oh Sure....'cus everyone knows no OTHER used car EVER has problems....
> >
> >
> >
> > "lemonowner" <lemonowner@witsend.com> wrote in message
> > news:cbh44r$aje$17@newsg4.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > > Hello Jeep owners world-wide.
> > > Thought you might like to read my story of 14 months of painful
ownership
> > of a Jeep.
> > > If you already have/had one then you might know what I'm talking
about. If
> > you were thinking of
> > > buying one then please read this first:
> > >
> > > http://www.angeltowns2.com/members/breakfast/
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>
#105
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Posts: n/a
Re: I own a lemon
Buyer beware dumb ***!
--
HarryS
JAFGBR
JAFTJO
"lemonowner" <lemonowner@witsend.com> wrote in message
news:cbhc30$etu$1@news7.svr.pol.co.uk...
> You make my point entirely. You seem happy, no, almost elated, to accept
poor engineering, poor
> design, rip-off manufacturers. I happen to think that bills of this
magnitude and failures of
> this kind for a six year old car with such a low mileage is unacceptable.
You carry on grinning
> whilst being shafted by the big corps - that's ok by me.
>
>
> "trailboss" <trailbossNOSPAM@optonline.net> wrote in message
> news:JRVCc.1166$OT6.1443465@news4.srv.hcvlny.cv.ne t...
> > Oh Sure....'cus everyone knows no OTHER used car EVER has problems....
> >
> >
> >
> > "lemonowner" <lemonowner@witsend.com> wrote in message
> > news:cbh44r$aje$17@newsg4.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > > Hello Jeep owners world-wide.
> > > Thought you might like to read my story of 14 months of painful
ownership
> > of a Jeep.
> > > If you already have/had one then you might know what I'm talking
about. If
> > you were thinking of
> > > buying one then please read this first:
> > >
> > > http://www.angeltowns2.com/members/breakfast/
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>
--
HarryS
JAFGBR
JAFTJO
"lemonowner" <lemonowner@witsend.com> wrote in message
news:cbhc30$etu$1@news7.svr.pol.co.uk...
> You make my point entirely. You seem happy, no, almost elated, to accept
poor engineering, poor
> design, rip-off manufacturers. I happen to think that bills of this
magnitude and failures of
> this kind for a six year old car with such a low mileage is unacceptable.
You carry on grinning
> whilst being shafted by the big corps - that's ok by me.
>
>
> "trailboss" <trailbossNOSPAM@optonline.net> wrote in message
> news:JRVCc.1166$OT6.1443465@news4.srv.hcvlny.cv.ne t...
> > Oh Sure....'cus everyone knows no OTHER used car EVER has problems....
> >
> >
> >
> > "lemonowner" <lemonowner@witsend.com> wrote in message
> > news:cbh44r$aje$17@newsg4.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > > Hello Jeep owners world-wide.
> > > Thought you might like to read my story of 14 months of painful
ownership
> > of a Jeep.
> > > If you already have/had one then you might know what I'm talking
about. If
> > you were thinking of
> > > buying one then please read this first:
> > >
> > > http://www.angeltowns2.com/members/breakfast/
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>
#106
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Re: I own a lemon
Sadly you just don't have the interlect to understand do you Thomas. Another sucker with a Jeep
wanders blindly on.
X5 on order - now that's what you call engineering.
"twaldron" <thomas@OBVIOUSrubicons.com> wrote in message
news:m40Dc.8401$0M3.4313@newssvr22.news.prodigy.co m...
> So you just posted here to cry about your own idiocy and lack of
> research and forethought, mixed with a very tiny touch of bad luck...now
> I understand. I wonder why they closed the file on you...puzzling.
> (cuckoo, cuckoo)
>
> I have a hard luck story too, lemonhead:
>
> Starving and without money, I decided to resort to looking in a trash
> bin in the hopes of finding a morsel. WHAT LUCK!! A week old, half eaten
> McDonalds cheeseburger! After knocking off the worms (you'd think those
> bastards at Mickey D's could keep the wildlife off the burgers, I'm
> going to have to file suit about that!) I scarfed it down. A couple
> hours later, after vomiting most of it up, reeling with abdominal pain,
> I collapsed on the street corner. WHAT IN GOD'S NAME DOES MCDONALDS PUT
> IN THEIR BURGERS???? How can they expect people to buy their food if
> this happens?? I must get a class action suit going! I curse them as a
> car runs over my fingers. Damn Goodyear! Why do they design tires to run
> over fingers?? Bastards! My hand was fine before that dastardly,
> defective Goodyear tire rolled over it! All I was doing was lying in the
> road. I don't understand how large companies can sell this crap and get
> away with it! I called to complain, but those conspiring bastards
> wouldn't talk to me after explaining that it was MY fault?! The GALL!!
> Well, mister, my file's not closed either.
>
> Enjoy your Jeep and welcome to the NG.
>
> lemonowner wrote:
>
> > Because it is ugly, it's badly engineered and designed and I would be embarrassed to be
seen in
> > one. This thread was never intended as a bash America, just Jeep and DaimlerChrysler. I
have no
> > respect for blind nationalistic loyalty, from any country.
> > I bought a lemon (my mistake), I have paid for it, the manufacturers are morally bankrupt
and I
> > am now having my revenge. Simple really.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> > news:MK_Cc.2803$3m7.28344421@news-text.cableinet.net...
> >
> >>And why didn't you buy a Range Rover ?
> >>
> >>Dave Milne, Scotland
> >>'91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
>
> 03 TJ Rubicon - Rubicon Express 4.5"
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> Pronunciation: 'jEp
> Function: noun
> Date: 1940
>
> Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
> A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80-inch wheelbase,
> 1/4-ton capacity, and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in
> World War II.
>
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> __________________________________________________ _________
>
wanders blindly on.
X5 on order - now that's what you call engineering.
"twaldron" <thomas@OBVIOUSrubicons.com> wrote in message
news:m40Dc.8401$0M3.4313@newssvr22.news.prodigy.co m...
> So you just posted here to cry about your own idiocy and lack of
> research and forethought, mixed with a very tiny touch of bad luck...now
> I understand. I wonder why they closed the file on you...puzzling.
> (cuckoo, cuckoo)
>
> I have a hard luck story too, lemonhead:
>
> Starving and without money, I decided to resort to looking in a trash
> bin in the hopes of finding a morsel. WHAT LUCK!! A week old, half eaten
> McDonalds cheeseburger! After knocking off the worms (you'd think those
> bastards at Mickey D's could keep the wildlife off the burgers, I'm
> going to have to file suit about that!) I scarfed it down. A couple
> hours later, after vomiting most of it up, reeling with abdominal pain,
> I collapsed on the street corner. WHAT IN GOD'S NAME DOES MCDONALDS PUT
> IN THEIR BURGERS???? How can they expect people to buy their food if
> this happens?? I must get a class action suit going! I curse them as a
> car runs over my fingers. Damn Goodyear! Why do they design tires to run
> over fingers?? Bastards! My hand was fine before that dastardly,
> defective Goodyear tire rolled over it! All I was doing was lying in the
> road. I don't understand how large companies can sell this crap and get
> away with it! I called to complain, but those conspiring bastards
> wouldn't talk to me after explaining that it was MY fault?! The GALL!!
> Well, mister, my file's not closed either.
>
> Enjoy your Jeep and welcome to the NG.
>
> lemonowner wrote:
>
> > Because it is ugly, it's badly engineered and designed and I would be embarrassed to be
seen in
> > one. This thread was never intended as a bash America, just Jeep and DaimlerChrysler. I
have no
> > respect for blind nationalistic loyalty, from any country.
> > I bought a lemon (my mistake), I have paid for it, the manufacturers are morally bankrupt
and I
> > am now having my revenge. Simple really.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> > news:MK_Cc.2803$3m7.28344421@news-text.cableinet.net...
> >
> >>And why didn't you buy a Range Rover ?
> >>
> >>Dave Milne, Scotland
> >>'91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
>
> 03 TJ Rubicon - Rubicon Express 4.5"
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> Pronunciation: 'jEp
> Function: noun
> Date: 1940
>
> Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
> A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80-inch wheelbase,
> 1/4-ton capacity, and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in
> World War II.
>
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> __________________________________________________ _________
>
#107
Guest
Posts: n/a
Re: I own a lemon
Sadly you just don't have the interlect to understand do you Thomas. Another sucker with a Jeep
wanders blindly on.
X5 on order - now that's what you call engineering.
"twaldron" <thomas@OBVIOUSrubicons.com> wrote in message
news:m40Dc.8401$0M3.4313@newssvr22.news.prodigy.co m...
> So you just posted here to cry about your own idiocy and lack of
> research and forethought, mixed with a very tiny touch of bad luck...now
> I understand. I wonder why they closed the file on you...puzzling.
> (cuckoo, cuckoo)
>
> I have a hard luck story too, lemonhead:
>
> Starving and without money, I decided to resort to looking in a trash
> bin in the hopes of finding a morsel. WHAT LUCK!! A week old, half eaten
> McDonalds cheeseburger! After knocking off the worms (you'd think those
> bastards at Mickey D's could keep the wildlife off the burgers, I'm
> going to have to file suit about that!) I scarfed it down. A couple
> hours later, after vomiting most of it up, reeling with abdominal pain,
> I collapsed on the street corner. WHAT IN GOD'S NAME DOES MCDONALDS PUT
> IN THEIR BURGERS???? How can they expect people to buy their food if
> this happens?? I must get a class action suit going! I curse them as a
> car runs over my fingers. Damn Goodyear! Why do they design tires to run
> over fingers?? Bastards! My hand was fine before that dastardly,
> defective Goodyear tire rolled over it! All I was doing was lying in the
> road. I don't understand how large companies can sell this crap and get
> away with it! I called to complain, but those conspiring bastards
> wouldn't talk to me after explaining that it was MY fault?! The GALL!!
> Well, mister, my file's not closed either.
>
> Enjoy your Jeep and welcome to the NG.
>
> lemonowner wrote:
>
> > Because it is ugly, it's badly engineered and designed and I would be embarrassed to be
seen in
> > one. This thread was never intended as a bash America, just Jeep and DaimlerChrysler. I
have no
> > respect for blind nationalistic loyalty, from any country.
> > I bought a lemon (my mistake), I have paid for it, the manufacturers are morally bankrupt
and I
> > am now having my revenge. Simple really.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> > news:MK_Cc.2803$3m7.28344421@news-text.cableinet.net...
> >
> >>And why didn't you buy a Range Rover ?
> >>
> >>Dave Milne, Scotland
> >>'91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
>
> 03 TJ Rubicon - Rubicon Express 4.5"
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> Pronunciation: 'jEp
> Function: noun
> Date: 1940
>
> Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
> A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80-inch wheelbase,
> 1/4-ton capacity, and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in
> World War II.
>
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> __________________________________________________ _________
>
wanders blindly on.
X5 on order - now that's what you call engineering.
"twaldron" <thomas@OBVIOUSrubicons.com> wrote in message
news:m40Dc.8401$0M3.4313@newssvr22.news.prodigy.co m...
> So you just posted here to cry about your own idiocy and lack of
> research and forethought, mixed with a very tiny touch of bad luck...now
> I understand. I wonder why they closed the file on you...puzzling.
> (cuckoo, cuckoo)
>
> I have a hard luck story too, lemonhead:
>
> Starving and without money, I decided to resort to looking in a trash
> bin in the hopes of finding a morsel. WHAT LUCK!! A week old, half eaten
> McDonalds cheeseburger! After knocking off the worms (you'd think those
> bastards at Mickey D's could keep the wildlife off the burgers, I'm
> going to have to file suit about that!) I scarfed it down. A couple
> hours later, after vomiting most of it up, reeling with abdominal pain,
> I collapsed on the street corner. WHAT IN GOD'S NAME DOES MCDONALDS PUT
> IN THEIR BURGERS???? How can they expect people to buy their food if
> this happens?? I must get a class action suit going! I curse them as a
> car runs over my fingers. Damn Goodyear! Why do they design tires to run
> over fingers?? Bastards! My hand was fine before that dastardly,
> defective Goodyear tire rolled over it! All I was doing was lying in the
> road. I don't understand how large companies can sell this crap and get
> away with it! I called to complain, but those conspiring bastards
> wouldn't talk to me after explaining that it was MY fault?! The GALL!!
> Well, mister, my file's not closed either.
>
> Enjoy your Jeep and welcome to the NG.
>
> lemonowner wrote:
>
> > Because it is ugly, it's badly engineered and designed and I would be embarrassed to be
seen in
> > one. This thread was never intended as a bash America, just Jeep and DaimlerChrysler. I
have no
> > respect for blind nationalistic loyalty, from any country.
> > I bought a lemon (my mistake), I have paid for it, the manufacturers are morally bankrupt
and I
> > am now having my revenge. Simple really.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> > news:MK_Cc.2803$3m7.28344421@news-text.cableinet.net...
> >
> >>And why didn't you buy a Range Rover ?
> >>
> >>Dave Milne, Scotland
> >>'91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
>
> 03 TJ Rubicon - Rubicon Express 4.5"
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> Pronunciation: 'jEp
> Function: noun
> Date: 1940
>
> Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
> A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80-inch wheelbase,
> 1/4-ton capacity, and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in
> World War II.
>
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> __________________________________________________ _________
>
#108
Guest
Posts: n/a
Re: I own a lemon
Sadly you just don't have the interlect to understand do you Thomas. Another sucker with a Jeep
wanders blindly on.
X5 on order - now that's what you call engineering.
"twaldron" <thomas@OBVIOUSrubicons.com> wrote in message
news:m40Dc.8401$0M3.4313@newssvr22.news.prodigy.co m...
> So you just posted here to cry about your own idiocy and lack of
> research and forethought, mixed with a very tiny touch of bad luck...now
> I understand. I wonder why they closed the file on you...puzzling.
> (cuckoo, cuckoo)
>
> I have a hard luck story too, lemonhead:
>
> Starving and without money, I decided to resort to looking in a trash
> bin in the hopes of finding a morsel. WHAT LUCK!! A week old, half eaten
> McDonalds cheeseburger! After knocking off the worms (you'd think those
> bastards at Mickey D's could keep the wildlife off the burgers, I'm
> going to have to file suit about that!) I scarfed it down. A couple
> hours later, after vomiting most of it up, reeling with abdominal pain,
> I collapsed on the street corner. WHAT IN GOD'S NAME DOES MCDONALDS PUT
> IN THEIR BURGERS???? How can they expect people to buy their food if
> this happens?? I must get a class action suit going! I curse them as a
> car runs over my fingers. Damn Goodyear! Why do they design tires to run
> over fingers?? Bastards! My hand was fine before that dastardly,
> defective Goodyear tire rolled over it! All I was doing was lying in the
> road. I don't understand how large companies can sell this crap and get
> away with it! I called to complain, but those conspiring bastards
> wouldn't talk to me after explaining that it was MY fault?! The GALL!!
> Well, mister, my file's not closed either.
>
> Enjoy your Jeep and welcome to the NG.
>
> lemonowner wrote:
>
> > Because it is ugly, it's badly engineered and designed and I would be embarrassed to be
seen in
> > one. This thread was never intended as a bash America, just Jeep and DaimlerChrysler. I
have no
> > respect for blind nationalistic loyalty, from any country.
> > I bought a lemon (my mistake), I have paid for it, the manufacturers are morally bankrupt
and I
> > am now having my revenge. Simple really.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> > news:MK_Cc.2803$3m7.28344421@news-text.cableinet.net...
> >
> >>And why didn't you buy a Range Rover ?
> >>
> >>Dave Milne, Scotland
> >>'91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
>
> 03 TJ Rubicon - Rubicon Express 4.5"
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> Pronunciation: 'jEp
> Function: noun
> Date: 1940
>
> Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
> A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80-inch wheelbase,
> 1/4-ton capacity, and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in
> World War II.
>
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> __________________________________________________ _________
>
wanders blindly on.
X5 on order - now that's what you call engineering.
"twaldron" <thomas@OBVIOUSrubicons.com> wrote in message
news:m40Dc.8401$0M3.4313@newssvr22.news.prodigy.co m...
> So you just posted here to cry about your own idiocy and lack of
> research and forethought, mixed with a very tiny touch of bad luck...now
> I understand. I wonder why they closed the file on you...puzzling.
> (cuckoo, cuckoo)
>
> I have a hard luck story too, lemonhead:
>
> Starving and without money, I decided to resort to looking in a trash
> bin in the hopes of finding a morsel. WHAT LUCK!! A week old, half eaten
> McDonalds cheeseburger! After knocking off the worms (you'd think those
> bastards at Mickey D's could keep the wildlife off the burgers, I'm
> going to have to file suit about that!) I scarfed it down. A couple
> hours later, after vomiting most of it up, reeling with abdominal pain,
> I collapsed on the street corner. WHAT IN GOD'S NAME DOES MCDONALDS PUT
> IN THEIR BURGERS???? How can they expect people to buy their food if
> this happens?? I must get a class action suit going! I curse them as a
> car runs over my fingers. Damn Goodyear! Why do they design tires to run
> over fingers?? Bastards! My hand was fine before that dastardly,
> defective Goodyear tire rolled over it! All I was doing was lying in the
> road. I don't understand how large companies can sell this crap and get
> away with it! I called to complain, but those conspiring bastards
> wouldn't talk to me after explaining that it was MY fault?! The GALL!!
> Well, mister, my file's not closed either.
>
> Enjoy your Jeep and welcome to the NG.
>
> lemonowner wrote:
>
> > Because it is ugly, it's badly engineered and designed and I would be embarrassed to be
seen in
> > one. This thread was never intended as a bash America, just Jeep and DaimlerChrysler. I
have no
> > respect for blind nationalistic loyalty, from any country.
> > I bought a lemon (my mistake), I have paid for it, the manufacturers are morally bankrupt
and I
> > am now having my revenge. Simple really.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> > news:MK_Cc.2803$3m7.28344421@news-text.cableinet.net...
> >
> >>And why didn't you buy a Range Rover ?
> >>
> >>Dave Milne, Scotland
> >>'91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
>
> 03 TJ Rubicon - Rubicon Express 4.5"
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> Pronunciation: 'jEp
> Function: noun
> Date: 1940
>
> Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
> A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80-inch wheelbase,
> 1/4-ton capacity, and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in
> World War II.
>
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> __________________________________________________ _________
>
#109
Guest
Posts: n/a
Re: I own a lemon
Sadly you just don't have the interlect to understand do you Thomas. Another sucker with a Jeep
wanders blindly on.
X5 on order - now that's what you call engineering.
"twaldron" <thomas@OBVIOUSrubicons.com> wrote in message
news:m40Dc.8401$0M3.4313@newssvr22.news.prodigy.co m...
> So you just posted here to cry about your own idiocy and lack of
> research and forethought, mixed with a very tiny touch of bad luck...now
> I understand. I wonder why they closed the file on you...puzzling.
> (cuckoo, cuckoo)
>
> I have a hard luck story too, lemonhead:
>
> Starving and without money, I decided to resort to looking in a trash
> bin in the hopes of finding a morsel. WHAT LUCK!! A week old, half eaten
> McDonalds cheeseburger! After knocking off the worms (you'd think those
> bastards at Mickey D's could keep the wildlife off the burgers, I'm
> going to have to file suit about that!) I scarfed it down. A couple
> hours later, after vomiting most of it up, reeling with abdominal pain,
> I collapsed on the street corner. WHAT IN GOD'S NAME DOES MCDONALDS PUT
> IN THEIR BURGERS???? How can they expect people to buy their food if
> this happens?? I must get a class action suit going! I curse them as a
> car runs over my fingers. Damn Goodyear! Why do they design tires to run
> over fingers?? Bastards! My hand was fine before that dastardly,
> defective Goodyear tire rolled over it! All I was doing was lying in the
> road. I don't understand how large companies can sell this crap and get
> away with it! I called to complain, but those conspiring bastards
> wouldn't talk to me after explaining that it was MY fault?! The GALL!!
> Well, mister, my file's not closed either.
>
> Enjoy your Jeep and welcome to the NG.
>
> lemonowner wrote:
>
> > Because it is ugly, it's badly engineered and designed and I would be embarrassed to be
seen in
> > one. This thread was never intended as a bash America, just Jeep and DaimlerChrysler. I
have no
> > respect for blind nationalistic loyalty, from any country.
> > I bought a lemon (my mistake), I have paid for it, the manufacturers are morally bankrupt
and I
> > am now having my revenge. Simple really.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> > news:MK_Cc.2803$3m7.28344421@news-text.cableinet.net...
> >
> >>And why didn't you buy a Range Rover ?
> >>
> >>Dave Milne, Scotland
> >>'91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
>
> 03 TJ Rubicon - Rubicon Express 4.5"
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> Pronunciation: 'jEp
> Function: noun
> Date: 1940
>
> Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
> A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80-inch wheelbase,
> 1/4-ton capacity, and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in
> World War II.
>
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> __________________________________________________ _________
>
wanders blindly on.
X5 on order - now that's what you call engineering.
"twaldron" <thomas@OBVIOUSrubicons.com> wrote in message
news:m40Dc.8401$0M3.4313@newssvr22.news.prodigy.co m...
> So you just posted here to cry about your own idiocy and lack of
> research and forethought, mixed with a very tiny touch of bad luck...now
> I understand. I wonder why they closed the file on you...puzzling.
> (cuckoo, cuckoo)
>
> I have a hard luck story too, lemonhead:
>
> Starving and without money, I decided to resort to looking in a trash
> bin in the hopes of finding a morsel. WHAT LUCK!! A week old, half eaten
> McDonalds cheeseburger! After knocking off the worms (you'd think those
> bastards at Mickey D's could keep the wildlife off the burgers, I'm
> going to have to file suit about that!) I scarfed it down. A couple
> hours later, after vomiting most of it up, reeling with abdominal pain,
> I collapsed on the street corner. WHAT IN GOD'S NAME DOES MCDONALDS PUT
> IN THEIR BURGERS???? How can they expect people to buy their food if
> this happens?? I must get a class action suit going! I curse them as a
> car runs over my fingers. Damn Goodyear! Why do they design tires to run
> over fingers?? Bastards! My hand was fine before that dastardly,
> defective Goodyear tire rolled over it! All I was doing was lying in the
> road. I don't understand how large companies can sell this crap and get
> away with it! I called to complain, but those conspiring bastards
> wouldn't talk to me after explaining that it was MY fault?! The GALL!!
> Well, mister, my file's not closed either.
>
> Enjoy your Jeep and welcome to the NG.
>
> lemonowner wrote:
>
> > Because it is ugly, it's badly engineered and designed and I would be embarrassed to be
seen in
> > one. This thread was never intended as a bash America, just Jeep and DaimlerChrysler. I
have no
> > respect for blind nationalistic loyalty, from any country.
> > I bought a lemon (my mistake), I have paid for it, the manufacturers are morally bankrupt
and I
> > am now having my revenge. Simple really.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> > news:MK_Cc.2803$3m7.28344421@news-text.cableinet.net...
> >
> >>And why didn't you buy a Range Rover ?
> >>
> >>Dave Milne, Scotland
> >>'91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
>
> 03 TJ Rubicon - Rubicon Express 4.5"
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> Pronunciation: 'jEp
> Function: noun
> Date: 1940
>
> Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
> A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80-inch wheelbase,
> 1/4-ton capacity, and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in
> World War II.
>
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> __________________________________________________ _________
>
#110
Guest
Posts: n/a
Re: I own a lemon
"lemonowner" <lemonowner@witsend.com> wrote in message
news:cbi41i$o7v$60@news8.svr.pol.co.uk...
> Sadly you just don't have the interlect to understand do you
Thomas. Another sucker with a Jeep
> wanders blindly on.
> X5 on order - now that's what you call engineering.
If you can afford £40 - 50,000 for an X5 why are you moaning about
£2k you spent on a 6 year old Jeep, in fact, why are you buying a 6
year old Jeep??
Oh I just remembered I have a Porsche Cayenne Turbo 4WD on order as
I found £70,000 spare in my bank account after I bought my
Cherokee............yeah right!!!
news:cbi41i$o7v$60@news8.svr.pol.co.uk...
> Sadly you just don't have the interlect to understand do you
Thomas. Another sucker with a Jeep
> wanders blindly on.
> X5 on order - now that's what you call engineering.
If you can afford £40 - 50,000 for an X5 why are you moaning about
£2k you spent on a 6 year old Jeep, in fact, why are you buying a 6
year old Jeep??
Oh I just remembered I have a Porsche Cayenne Turbo 4WD on order as
I found £70,000 spare in my bank account after I bought my
Cherokee............yeah right!!!