For you tool lovers(OT)
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Re: For you tool lovers(OT)
Bingo for the lady ..
too cold up here to have anything hanging out.
Snow...
"KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
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>
> "4X4PLAY" <jrhiltz@eastlink.ca> wrote in message
> news:rlHcf.106167$y_1.41603@edtnps89...
> : ROTFPMP ???????? (roll on the floor pulling my pecker)???? lmao
> :
> : Jeff
>
>
> I'll bet it was "peeing my pants'
> if you keep pullin on that thang, you're gonna stretch it all out and then
> it will get wrinkly when it gets cold!
>
>
> LOL
>
> KJK
>
> :
> :
> :
> :
> :
> :
> :
> : "Snow" <snowbal99@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
> : news:iqncf.9673$EK.282952@news20.bellglobal.com...
> : > ROTFPMP
> : >
> : > Snow...
> : >
> : > "Old Crow" <walliscrow@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> : > news:1131541917.891752.325840@g47g2000cwa.googlegr oups.com...
> : >
> : > Stolen from the Harley group...subsitute "Jeep" for any mention of
> : > motorcycles...
> : >
> : >
> : >
> : > DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching
> : > flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the
> : > chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering it against
> : > that freshly painted motorcycle part you were drying.
> : >
> : >
> : > WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere
> : > under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprint
> : > whorls and hard-earned guitar calluses in about the time it takes you
> : > to say, "Ouch...."
> : >
> : >
> : > ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets in their
> : > holes until you die of old age.
> : >
> : >
> : > PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads.
> : >
> : >
> : > HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board
> : > principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable
> : > motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more
> : > dismal your future becomes.
> : >
> : >
> : > VISE-GRIPS: Used to round off bolt heads. If nothing else is
> : > available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to
> : > the palm of your hand.
> : >
> : >
> : > OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting various
> : > flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for igniting the
> : > grease inside the wheel hub you want the bearing race out of.
> : >
> : >
> : > WHITWORTH SOCKETS: Once used for working on older British cars
> : > and motorcycles, they are now used mainly for impersonating
> : > that 9/16 or 1/2 socket you've been searching for the last 15 minutes.
> : >
> : >
> : > HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the ground
> : > after you have installed your new disk brake pads, trapping the jack
> : > handle firmly under the bumper.
> : >
> : >
> : > EIGHT-FOOT LONG DOUGLAS FIR 2X4: Used for levering an
> : > automobile upward off a hydraulic jack handle.
> : >
> : >
> : > TWEEZERS: A tool for removing wood splinters.
> : >
> : >
> : > PHONE: Tool for calling your neighbors to see if he has another
> : > hydraulic floor jack.
> : >
> : >
> : > SNAP-ON GASKET SCRAPER: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for
> : > ------ing mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog ---- off your boot.
> : >
> : >
> : > E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool ten times harder than any
> : > known drill bit that snaps off in bolt holes you couldn't use anyway.
> : >
> : >
> : > TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the tensile strength
> : > on everything you forgot to disconnect.
> : >
> : >
> : > CRAFTSMAN 1/2 x 16-I NCH SCREWDRIVER: A large prybar that
> : > inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on the end
> : > opposite the handle.
> : >
> : >
> : > AVIATION METAL SNIPS: See hacksaw.
> : >
> : >
> : > TROUBLE LIGHT: The home mechanic's own tanning booth. Sometimes
> : > called a drop light, it is a good source of vitamin D, "the
> : > sunshine vitamin," which is not otherwise found under cars at night.
> : > Health benefits aside, it's main purpose is to consume 40-watt light
> : > bulbs at about the same rate that 105-mm howitzer shells might be
> : > used during, say, the first few hours of the Battle of the Bulge.
> : > More often dark than light, its name is somewhat misleading.
> : >
> : >
> : > PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the lids of old-style
> : > paper-and-tin oil cans and splash oil on your shirt; but can
> : > also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw heads.
> : >
> : >
> : > AIR COMPRESSOR: A machine that takes energy produced in a
> : > coal-burning power plant 200 miles away and transforms it into
> : > compressed air that travels by hose to a Chicago Pneumatic
> : > impact wrench that grips rusty bolts last over tightened 58 years
> : > ago by someone at H-D, and neatly rounds off their heads.
> : >
> : >
> : > PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip or
> : > bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50¢ part.
> : >
> : >
> : > HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to cut hoses too short.
> : >
> : >
> : > HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays
> : > is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive
> : > parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.
> : >
> : >
> : > MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the contents
> : > of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly
> : > well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in plastic
> : > bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic
> : > parts.
> : >
> : >
> : > DAMMIT TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the
> : > garage while yelling "DAMMIT" at the top of your lungs. It is also the
> : > next tool that you will need.
> : >
> : >
> : > EXPLETIVE: A balm, usually applied verbally in hindsight, which
> : > somehow eases those pains and indignities following our every
> : > deficiency in foresight.
> : >
> : >
> : > --
> : > Old Crow
> : > '82 FLTC-P "Pearl"
> : > '95 Wrangler YJ
> : > TOMKATAC, SENS, BS#133, MAMBM, SLOB#13, DH#2
> : >
> : >
> :
> :
>
>
too cold up here to have anything hanging out.
Snow...
"KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
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>
> "4X4PLAY" <jrhiltz@eastlink.ca> wrote in message
> news:rlHcf.106167$y_1.41603@edtnps89...
> : ROTFPMP ???????? (roll on the floor pulling my pecker)???? lmao
> :
> : Jeff
>
>
> I'll bet it was "peeing my pants'
> if you keep pullin on that thang, you're gonna stretch it all out and then
> it will get wrinkly when it gets cold!
>
>
> LOL
>
> KJK
>
> :
> :
> :
> :
> :
> :
> :
> : "Snow" <snowbal99@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
> : news:iqncf.9673$EK.282952@news20.bellglobal.com...
> : > ROTFPMP
> : >
> : > Snow...
> : >
> : > "Old Crow" <walliscrow@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> : > news:1131541917.891752.325840@g47g2000cwa.googlegr oups.com...
> : >
> : > Stolen from the Harley group...subsitute "Jeep" for any mention of
> : > motorcycles...
> : >
> : >
> : >
> : > DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching
> : > flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the
> : > chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering it against
> : > that freshly painted motorcycle part you were drying.
> : >
> : >
> : > WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere
> : > under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprint
> : > whorls and hard-earned guitar calluses in about the time it takes you
> : > to say, "Ouch...."
> : >
> : >
> : > ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets in their
> : > holes until you die of old age.
> : >
> : >
> : > PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads.
> : >
> : >
> : > HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board
> : > principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable
> : > motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more
> : > dismal your future becomes.
> : >
> : >
> : > VISE-GRIPS: Used to round off bolt heads. If nothing else is
> : > available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to
> : > the palm of your hand.
> : >
> : >
> : > OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting various
> : > flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for igniting the
> : > grease inside the wheel hub you want the bearing race out of.
> : >
> : >
> : > WHITWORTH SOCKETS: Once used for working on older British cars
> : > and motorcycles, they are now used mainly for impersonating
> : > that 9/16 or 1/2 socket you've been searching for the last 15 minutes.
> : >
> : >
> : > HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the ground
> : > after you have installed your new disk brake pads, trapping the jack
> : > handle firmly under the bumper.
> : >
> : >
> : > EIGHT-FOOT LONG DOUGLAS FIR 2X4: Used for levering an
> : > automobile upward off a hydraulic jack handle.
> : >
> : >
> : > TWEEZERS: A tool for removing wood splinters.
> : >
> : >
> : > PHONE: Tool for calling your neighbors to see if he has another
> : > hydraulic floor jack.
> : >
> : >
> : > SNAP-ON GASKET SCRAPER: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for
> : > ------ing mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog ---- off your boot.
> : >
> : >
> : > E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool ten times harder than any
> : > known drill bit that snaps off in bolt holes you couldn't use anyway.
> : >
> : >
> : > TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the tensile strength
> : > on everything you forgot to disconnect.
> : >
> : >
> : > CRAFTSMAN 1/2 x 16-I NCH SCREWDRIVER: A large prybar that
> : > inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on the end
> : > opposite the handle.
> : >
> : >
> : > AVIATION METAL SNIPS: See hacksaw.
> : >
> : >
> : > TROUBLE LIGHT: The home mechanic's own tanning booth. Sometimes
> : > called a drop light, it is a good source of vitamin D, "the
> : > sunshine vitamin," which is not otherwise found under cars at night.
> : > Health benefits aside, it's main purpose is to consume 40-watt light
> : > bulbs at about the same rate that 105-mm howitzer shells might be
> : > used during, say, the first few hours of the Battle of the Bulge.
> : > More often dark than light, its name is somewhat misleading.
> : >
> : >
> : > PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the lids of old-style
> : > paper-and-tin oil cans and splash oil on your shirt; but can
> : > also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw heads.
> : >
> : >
> : > AIR COMPRESSOR: A machine that takes energy produced in a
> : > coal-burning power plant 200 miles away and transforms it into
> : > compressed air that travels by hose to a Chicago Pneumatic
> : > impact wrench that grips rusty bolts last over tightened 58 years
> : > ago by someone at H-D, and neatly rounds off their heads.
> : >
> : >
> : > PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip or
> : > bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50¢ part.
> : >
> : >
> : > HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to cut hoses too short.
> : >
> : >
> : > HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays
> : > is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive
> : > parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.
> : >
> : >
> : > MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the contents
> : > of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly
> : > well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in plastic
> : > bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic
> : > parts.
> : >
> : >
> : > DAMMIT TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the
> : > garage while yelling "DAMMIT" at the top of your lungs. It is also the
> : > next tool that you will need.
> : >
> : >
> : > EXPLETIVE: A balm, usually applied verbally in hindsight, which
> : > somehow eases those pains and indignities following our every
> : > deficiency in foresight.
> : >
> : >
> : > --
> : > Old Crow
> : > '82 FLTC-P "Pearl"
> : > '95 Wrangler YJ
> : > TOMKATAC, SENS, BS#133, MAMBM, SLOB#13, DH#2
> : >
> : >
> :
> :
>
>
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Re: For you tool lovers(OT)
I think you may have misptyped...you added a "C" to the word "old"...
"KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
news:hp5df.4307$xK1.711@bignews7.bellsouth.net...
>
> "4X4PLAY" <jrhiltz@eastlink.ca> wrote in message
> news:rlHcf.106167$y_1.41603@edtnps89...
> : ROTFPMP ???????? (roll on the floor pulling my pecker)???? lmao
> :
> : Jeff
>
>
> I'll bet it was "peeing my pants'
> if you keep pullin on that thang, you're gonna stretch it all out and then
> it will get wrinkly when it gets cold!
>
>
> LOL
>
> KJK
>
> :
> :
> :
> :
> :
> :
> :
> : "Snow" <snowbal99@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
> : news:iqncf.9673$EK.282952@news20.bellglobal.com...
> : > ROTFPMP
> : >
> : > Snow...
> : >
> : > "Old Crow" <walliscrow@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> : > news:1131541917.891752.325840@g47g2000cwa.googlegr oups.com...
> : >
> : > Stolen from the Harley group...subsitute "Jeep" for any mention of
> : > motorcycles...
> : >
> : >
> : >
> : > DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching
> : > flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the
> : > chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering it against
> : > that freshly painted motorcycle part you were drying.
> : >
> : >
> : > WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere
> : > under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprint
> : > whorls and hard-earned guitar calluses in about the time it takes you
> : > to say, "Ouch...."
> : >
> : >
> : > ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets in their
> : > holes until you die of old age.
> : >
> : >
> : > PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads.
> : >
> : >
> : > HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board
> : > principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable
> : > motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more
> : > dismal your future becomes.
> : >
> : >
> : > VISE-GRIPS: Used to round off bolt heads. If nothing else is
> : > available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to
> : > the palm of your hand.
> : >
> : >
> : > OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting various
> : > flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for igniting the
> : > grease inside the wheel hub you want the bearing race out of.
> : >
> : >
> : > WHITWORTH SOCKETS: Once used for working on older British cars
> : > and motorcycles, they are now used mainly for impersonating
> : > that 9/16 or 1/2 socket you've been searching for the last 15 minutes.
> : >
> : >
> : > HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the ground
> : > after you have installed your new disk brake pads, trapping the jack
> : > handle firmly under the bumper.
> : >
> : >
> : > EIGHT-FOOT LONG DOUGLAS FIR 2X4: Used for levering an
> : > automobile upward off a hydraulic jack handle.
> : >
> : >
> : > TWEEZERS: A tool for removing wood splinters.
> : >
> : >
> : > PHONE: Tool for calling your neighbors to see if he has another
> : > hydraulic floor jack.
> : >
> : >
> : > SNAP-ON GASKET SCRAPER: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for
> : > ------ing mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog ---- off your boot.
> : >
> : >
> : > E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool ten times harder than any
> : > known drill bit that snaps off in bolt holes you couldn't use anyway.
> : >
> : >
> : > TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the tensile strength
> : > on everything you forgot to disconnect.
> : >
> : >
> : > CRAFTSMAN 1/2 x 16-I NCH SCREWDRIVER: A large prybar that
> : > inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on the end
> : > opposite the handle.
> : >
> : >
> : > AVIATION METAL SNIPS: See hacksaw.
> : >
> : >
> : > TROUBLE LIGHT: The home mechanic's own tanning booth. Sometimes
> : > called a drop light, it is a good source of vitamin D, "the
> : > sunshine vitamin," which is not otherwise found under cars at night.
> : > Health benefits aside, it's main purpose is to consume 40-watt light
> : > bulbs at about the same rate that 105-mm howitzer shells might be
> : > used during, say, the first few hours of the Battle of the Bulge.
> : > More often dark than light, its name is somewhat misleading.
> : >
> : >
> : > PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the lids of old-style
> : > paper-and-tin oil cans and splash oil on your shirt; but can
> : > also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw heads.
> : >
> : >
> : > AIR COMPRESSOR: A machine that takes energy produced in a
> : > coal-burning power plant 200 miles away and transforms it into
> : > compressed air that travels by hose to a Chicago Pneumatic
> : > impact wrench that grips rusty bolts last over tightened 58 years
> : > ago by someone at H-D, and neatly rounds off their heads.
> : >
> : >
> : > PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip or
> : > bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50¢ part.
> : >
> : >
> : > HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to cut hoses too short.
> : >
> : >
> : > HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays
> : > is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive
> : > parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.
> : >
> : >
> : > MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the contents
> : > of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly
> : > well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in plastic
> : > bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic
> : > parts.
> : >
> : >
> : > DAMMIT TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the
> : > garage while yelling "DAMMIT" at the top of your lungs. It is also the
> : > next tool that you will need.
> : >
> : >
> : > EXPLETIVE: A balm, usually applied verbally in hindsight, which
> : > somehow eases those pains and indignities following our every
> : > deficiency in foresight.
> : >
> : >
> : > --
> : > Old Crow
> : > '82 FLTC-P "Pearl"
> : > '95 Wrangler YJ
> : > TOMKATAC, SENS, BS#133, MAMBM, SLOB#13, DH#2
> : >
> : >
> :
> :
>
>
"KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
news:hp5df.4307$xK1.711@bignews7.bellsouth.net...
>
> "4X4PLAY" <jrhiltz@eastlink.ca> wrote in message
> news:rlHcf.106167$y_1.41603@edtnps89...
> : ROTFPMP ???????? (roll on the floor pulling my pecker)???? lmao
> :
> : Jeff
>
>
> I'll bet it was "peeing my pants'
> if you keep pullin on that thang, you're gonna stretch it all out and then
> it will get wrinkly when it gets cold!
>
>
> LOL
>
> KJK
>
> :
> :
> :
> :
> :
> :
> :
> : "Snow" <snowbal99@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
> : news:iqncf.9673$EK.282952@news20.bellglobal.com...
> : > ROTFPMP
> : >
> : > Snow...
> : >
> : > "Old Crow" <walliscrow@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> : > news:1131541917.891752.325840@g47g2000cwa.googlegr oups.com...
> : >
> : > Stolen from the Harley group...subsitute "Jeep" for any mention of
> : > motorcycles...
> : >
> : >
> : >
> : > DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching
> : > flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the
> : > chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering it against
> : > that freshly painted motorcycle part you were drying.
> : >
> : >
> : > WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere
> : > under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprint
> : > whorls and hard-earned guitar calluses in about the time it takes you
> : > to say, "Ouch...."
> : >
> : >
> : > ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets in their
> : > holes until you die of old age.
> : >
> : >
> : > PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads.
> : >
> : >
> : > HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board
> : > principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable
> : > motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more
> : > dismal your future becomes.
> : >
> : >
> : > VISE-GRIPS: Used to round off bolt heads. If nothing else is
> : > available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to
> : > the palm of your hand.
> : >
> : >
> : > OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting various
> : > flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for igniting the
> : > grease inside the wheel hub you want the bearing race out of.
> : >
> : >
> : > WHITWORTH SOCKETS: Once used for working on older British cars
> : > and motorcycles, they are now used mainly for impersonating
> : > that 9/16 or 1/2 socket you've been searching for the last 15 minutes.
> : >
> : >
> : > HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the ground
> : > after you have installed your new disk brake pads, trapping the jack
> : > handle firmly under the bumper.
> : >
> : >
> : > EIGHT-FOOT LONG DOUGLAS FIR 2X4: Used for levering an
> : > automobile upward off a hydraulic jack handle.
> : >
> : >
> : > TWEEZERS: A tool for removing wood splinters.
> : >
> : >
> : > PHONE: Tool for calling your neighbors to see if he has another
> : > hydraulic floor jack.
> : >
> : >
> : > SNAP-ON GASKET SCRAPER: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for
> : > ------ing mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog ---- off your boot.
> : >
> : >
> : > E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool ten times harder than any
> : > known drill bit that snaps off in bolt holes you couldn't use anyway.
> : >
> : >
> : > TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the tensile strength
> : > on everything you forgot to disconnect.
> : >
> : >
> : > CRAFTSMAN 1/2 x 16-I NCH SCREWDRIVER: A large prybar that
> : > inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on the end
> : > opposite the handle.
> : >
> : >
> : > AVIATION METAL SNIPS: See hacksaw.
> : >
> : >
> : > TROUBLE LIGHT: The home mechanic's own tanning booth. Sometimes
> : > called a drop light, it is a good source of vitamin D, "the
> : > sunshine vitamin," which is not otherwise found under cars at night.
> : > Health benefits aside, it's main purpose is to consume 40-watt light
> : > bulbs at about the same rate that 105-mm howitzer shells might be
> : > used during, say, the first few hours of the Battle of the Bulge.
> : > More often dark than light, its name is somewhat misleading.
> : >
> : >
> : > PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the lids of old-style
> : > paper-and-tin oil cans and splash oil on your shirt; but can
> : > also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw heads.
> : >
> : >
> : > AIR COMPRESSOR: A machine that takes energy produced in a
> : > coal-burning power plant 200 miles away and transforms it into
> : > compressed air that travels by hose to a Chicago Pneumatic
> : > impact wrench that grips rusty bolts last over tightened 58 years
> : > ago by someone at H-D, and neatly rounds off their heads.
> : >
> : >
> : > PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip or
> : > bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50¢ part.
> : >
> : >
> : > HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to cut hoses too short.
> : >
> : >
> : > HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays
> : > is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive
> : > parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.
> : >
> : >
> : > MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the contents
> : > of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly
> : > well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in plastic
> : > bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic
> : > parts.
> : >
> : >
> : > DAMMIT TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the
> : > garage while yelling "DAMMIT" at the top of your lungs. It is also the
> : > next tool that you will need.
> : >
> : >
> : > EXPLETIVE: A balm, usually applied verbally in hindsight, which
> : > somehow eases those pains and indignities following our every
> : > deficiency in foresight.
> : >
> : >
> : > --
> : > Old Crow
> : > '82 FLTC-P "Pearl"
> : > '95 Wrangler YJ
> : > TOMKATAC, SENS, BS#133, MAMBM, SLOB#13, DH#2
> : >
> : >
> :
> :
>
>
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Re: For you tool lovers(OT)
I think you may have misptyped...you added a "C" to the word "old"...
"KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
news:hp5df.4307$xK1.711@bignews7.bellsouth.net...
>
> "4X4PLAY" <jrhiltz@eastlink.ca> wrote in message
> news:rlHcf.106167$y_1.41603@edtnps89...
> : ROTFPMP ???????? (roll on the floor pulling my pecker)???? lmao
> :
> : Jeff
>
>
> I'll bet it was "peeing my pants'
> if you keep pullin on that thang, you're gonna stretch it all out and then
> it will get wrinkly when it gets cold!
>
>
> LOL
>
> KJK
>
> :
> :
> :
> :
> :
> :
> :
> : "Snow" <snowbal99@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
> : news:iqncf.9673$EK.282952@news20.bellglobal.com...
> : > ROTFPMP
> : >
> : > Snow...
> : >
> : > "Old Crow" <walliscrow@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> : > news:1131541917.891752.325840@g47g2000cwa.googlegr oups.com...
> : >
> : > Stolen from the Harley group...subsitute "Jeep" for any mention of
> : > motorcycles...
> : >
> : >
> : >
> : > DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching
> : > flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the
> : > chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering it against
> : > that freshly painted motorcycle part you were drying.
> : >
> : >
> : > WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere
> : > under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprint
> : > whorls and hard-earned guitar calluses in about the time it takes you
> : > to say, "Ouch...."
> : >
> : >
> : > ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets in their
> : > holes until you die of old age.
> : >
> : >
> : > PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads.
> : >
> : >
> : > HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board
> : > principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable
> : > motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more
> : > dismal your future becomes.
> : >
> : >
> : > VISE-GRIPS: Used to round off bolt heads. If nothing else is
> : > available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to
> : > the palm of your hand.
> : >
> : >
> : > OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting various
> : > flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for igniting the
> : > grease inside the wheel hub you want the bearing race out of.
> : >
> : >
> : > WHITWORTH SOCKETS: Once used for working on older British cars
> : > and motorcycles, they are now used mainly for impersonating
> : > that 9/16 or 1/2 socket you've been searching for the last 15 minutes.
> : >
> : >
> : > HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the ground
> : > after you have installed your new disk brake pads, trapping the jack
> : > handle firmly under the bumper.
> : >
> : >
> : > EIGHT-FOOT LONG DOUGLAS FIR 2X4: Used for levering an
> : > automobile upward off a hydraulic jack handle.
> : >
> : >
> : > TWEEZERS: A tool for removing wood splinters.
> : >
> : >
> : > PHONE: Tool for calling your neighbors to see if he has another
> : > hydraulic floor jack.
> : >
> : >
> : > SNAP-ON GASKET SCRAPER: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for
> : > ------ing mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog ---- off your boot.
> : >
> : >
> : > E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool ten times harder than any
> : > known drill bit that snaps off in bolt holes you couldn't use anyway.
> : >
> : >
> : > TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the tensile strength
> : > on everything you forgot to disconnect.
> : >
> : >
> : > CRAFTSMAN 1/2 x 16-I NCH SCREWDRIVER: A large prybar that
> : > inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on the end
> : > opposite the handle.
> : >
> : >
> : > AVIATION METAL SNIPS: See hacksaw.
> : >
> : >
> : > TROUBLE LIGHT: The home mechanic's own tanning booth. Sometimes
> : > called a drop light, it is a good source of vitamin D, "the
> : > sunshine vitamin," which is not otherwise found under cars at night.
> : > Health benefits aside, it's main purpose is to consume 40-watt light
> : > bulbs at about the same rate that 105-mm howitzer shells might be
> : > used during, say, the first few hours of the Battle of the Bulge.
> : > More often dark than light, its name is somewhat misleading.
> : >
> : >
> : > PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the lids of old-style
> : > paper-and-tin oil cans and splash oil on your shirt; but can
> : > also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw heads.
> : >
> : >
> : > AIR COMPRESSOR: A machine that takes energy produced in a
> : > coal-burning power plant 200 miles away and transforms it into
> : > compressed air that travels by hose to a Chicago Pneumatic
> : > impact wrench that grips rusty bolts last over tightened 58 years
> : > ago by someone at H-D, and neatly rounds off their heads.
> : >
> : >
> : > PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip or
> : > bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50¢ part.
> : >
> : >
> : > HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to cut hoses too short.
> : >
> : >
> : > HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays
> : > is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive
> : > parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.
> : >
> : >
> : > MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the contents
> : > of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly
> : > well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in plastic
> : > bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic
> : > parts.
> : >
> : >
> : > DAMMIT TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the
> : > garage while yelling "DAMMIT" at the top of your lungs. It is also the
> : > next tool that you will need.
> : >
> : >
> : > EXPLETIVE: A balm, usually applied verbally in hindsight, which
> : > somehow eases those pains and indignities following our every
> : > deficiency in foresight.
> : >
> : >
> : > --
> : > Old Crow
> : > '82 FLTC-P "Pearl"
> : > '95 Wrangler YJ
> : > TOMKATAC, SENS, BS#133, MAMBM, SLOB#13, DH#2
> : >
> : >
> :
> :
>
>
"KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
news:hp5df.4307$xK1.711@bignews7.bellsouth.net...
>
> "4X4PLAY" <jrhiltz@eastlink.ca> wrote in message
> news:rlHcf.106167$y_1.41603@edtnps89...
> : ROTFPMP ???????? (roll on the floor pulling my pecker)???? lmao
> :
> : Jeff
>
>
> I'll bet it was "peeing my pants'
> if you keep pullin on that thang, you're gonna stretch it all out and then
> it will get wrinkly when it gets cold!
>
>
> LOL
>
> KJK
>
> :
> :
> :
> :
> :
> :
> :
> : "Snow" <snowbal99@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
> : news:iqncf.9673$EK.282952@news20.bellglobal.com...
> : > ROTFPMP
> : >
> : > Snow...
> : >
> : > "Old Crow" <walliscrow@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> : > news:1131541917.891752.325840@g47g2000cwa.googlegr oups.com...
> : >
> : > Stolen from the Harley group...subsitute "Jeep" for any mention of
> : > motorcycles...
> : >
> : >
> : >
> : > DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching
> : > flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the
> : > chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering it against
> : > that freshly painted motorcycle part you were drying.
> : >
> : >
> : > WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere
> : > under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprint
> : > whorls and hard-earned guitar calluses in about the time it takes you
> : > to say, "Ouch...."
> : >
> : >
> : > ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets in their
> : > holes until you die of old age.
> : >
> : >
> : > PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads.
> : >
> : >
> : > HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board
> : > principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable
> : > motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more
> : > dismal your future becomes.
> : >
> : >
> : > VISE-GRIPS: Used to round off bolt heads. If nothing else is
> : > available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to
> : > the palm of your hand.
> : >
> : >
> : > OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting various
> : > flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for igniting the
> : > grease inside the wheel hub you want the bearing race out of.
> : >
> : >
> : > WHITWORTH SOCKETS: Once used for working on older British cars
> : > and motorcycles, they are now used mainly for impersonating
> : > that 9/16 or 1/2 socket you've been searching for the last 15 minutes.
> : >
> : >
> : > HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the ground
> : > after you have installed your new disk brake pads, trapping the jack
> : > handle firmly under the bumper.
> : >
> : >
> : > EIGHT-FOOT LONG DOUGLAS FIR 2X4: Used for levering an
> : > automobile upward off a hydraulic jack handle.
> : >
> : >
> : > TWEEZERS: A tool for removing wood splinters.
> : >
> : >
> : > PHONE: Tool for calling your neighbors to see if he has another
> : > hydraulic floor jack.
> : >
> : >
> : > SNAP-ON GASKET SCRAPER: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for
> : > ------ing mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog ---- off your boot.
> : >
> : >
> : > E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool ten times harder than any
> : > known drill bit that snaps off in bolt holes you couldn't use anyway.
> : >
> : >
> : > TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the tensile strength
> : > on everything you forgot to disconnect.
> : >
> : >
> : > CRAFTSMAN 1/2 x 16-I NCH SCREWDRIVER: A large prybar that
> : > inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on the end
> : > opposite the handle.
> : >
> : >
> : > AVIATION METAL SNIPS: See hacksaw.
> : >
> : >
> : > TROUBLE LIGHT: The home mechanic's own tanning booth. Sometimes
> : > called a drop light, it is a good source of vitamin D, "the
> : > sunshine vitamin," which is not otherwise found under cars at night.
> : > Health benefits aside, it's main purpose is to consume 40-watt light
> : > bulbs at about the same rate that 105-mm howitzer shells might be
> : > used during, say, the first few hours of the Battle of the Bulge.
> : > More often dark than light, its name is somewhat misleading.
> : >
> : >
> : > PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the lids of old-style
> : > paper-and-tin oil cans and splash oil on your shirt; but can
> : > also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw heads.
> : >
> : >
> : > AIR COMPRESSOR: A machine that takes energy produced in a
> : > coal-burning power plant 200 miles away and transforms it into
> : > compressed air that travels by hose to a Chicago Pneumatic
> : > impact wrench that grips rusty bolts last over tightened 58 years
> : > ago by someone at H-D, and neatly rounds off their heads.
> : >
> : >
> : > PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip or
> : > bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50¢ part.
> : >
> : >
> : > HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to cut hoses too short.
> : >
> : >
> : > HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays
> : > is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive
> : > parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.
> : >
> : >
> : > MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the contents
> : > of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly
> : > well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in plastic
> : > bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic
> : > parts.
> : >
> : >
> : > DAMMIT TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the
> : > garage while yelling "DAMMIT" at the top of your lungs. It is also the
> : > next tool that you will need.
> : >
> : >
> : > EXPLETIVE: A balm, usually applied verbally in hindsight, which
> : > somehow eases those pains and indignities following our every
> : > deficiency in foresight.
> : >
> : >
> : > --
> : > Old Crow
> : > '82 FLTC-P "Pearl"
> : > '95 Wrangler YJ
> : > TOMKATAC, SENS, BS#133, MAMBM, SLOB#13, DH#2
> : >
> : >
> :
> :
>
>
Guest
Posts: n/a
Re: For you tool lovers(OT)
I think you may have misptyped...you added a "C" to the word "old"...
"KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
news:hp5df.4307$xK1.711@bignews7.bellsouth.net...
>
> "4X4PLAY" <jrhiltz@eastlink.ca> wrote in message
> news:rlHcf.106167$y_1.41603@edtnps89...
> : ROTFPMP ???????? (roll on the floor pulling my pecker)???? lmao
> :
> : Jeff
>
>
> I'll bet it was "peeing my pants'
> if you keep pullin on that thang, you're gonna stretch it all out and then
> it will get wrinkly when it gets cold!
>
>
> LOL
>
> KJK
>
> :
> :
> :
> :
> :
> :
> :
> : "Snow" <snowbal99@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
> : news:iqncf.9673$EK.282952@news20.bellglobal.com...
> : > ROTFPMP
> : >
> : > Snow...
> : >
> : > "Old Crow" <walliscrow@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> : > news:1131541917.891752.325840@g47g2000cwa.googlegr oups.com...
> : >
> : > Stolen from the Harley group...subsitute "Jeep" for any mention of
> : > motorcycles...
> : >
> : >
> : >
> : > DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching
> : > flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the
> : > chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering it against
> : > that freshly painted motorcycle part you were drying.
> : >
> : >
> : > WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere
> : > under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprint
> : > whorls and hard-earned guitar calluses in about the time it takes you
> : > to say, "Ouch...."
> : >
> : >
> : > ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets in their
> : > holes until you die of old age.
> : >
> : >
> : > PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads.
> : >
> : >
> : > HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board
> : > principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable
> : > motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more
> : > dismal your future becomes.
> : >
> : >
> : > VISE-GRIPS: Used to round off bolt heads. If nothing else is
> : > available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to
> : > the palm of your hand.
> : >
> : >
> : > OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting various
> : > flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for igniting the
> : > grease inside the wheel hub you want the bearing race out of.
> : >
> : >
> : > WHITWORTH SOCKETS: Once used for working on older British cars
> : > and motorcycles, they are now used mainly for impersonating
> : > that 9/16 or 1/2 socket you've been searching for the last 15 minutes.
> : >
> : >
> : > HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the ground
> : > after you have installed your new disk brake pads, trapping the jack
> : > handle firmly under the bumper.
> : >
> : >
> : > EIGHT-FOOT LONG DOUGLAS FIR 2X4: Used for levering an
> : > automobile upward off a hydraulic jack handle.
> : >
> : >
> : > TWEEZERS: A tool for removing wood splinters.
> : >
> : >
> : > PHONE: Tool for calling your neighbors to see if he has another
> : > hydraulic floor jack.
> : >
> : >
> : > SNAP-ON GASKET SCRAPER: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for
> : > ------ing mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog ---- off your boot.
> : >
> : >
> : > E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool ten times harder than any
> : > known drill bit that snaps off in bolt holes you couldn't use anyway.
> : >
> : >
> : > TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the tensile strength
> : > on everything you forgot to disconnect.
> : >
> : >
> : > CRAFTSMAN 1/2 x 16-I NCH SCREWDRIVER: A large prybar that
> : > inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on the end
> : > opposite the handle.
> : >
> : >
> : > AVIATION METAL SNIPS: See hacksaw.
> : >
> : >
> : > TROUBLE LIGHT: The home mechanic's own tanning booth. Sometimes
> : > called a drop light, it is a good source of vitamin D, "the
> : > sunshine vitamin," which is not otherwise found under cars at night.
> : > Health benefits aside, it's main purpose is to consume 40-watt light
> : > bulbs at about the same rate that 105-mm howitzer shells might be
> : > used during, say, the first few hours of the Battle of the Bulge.
> : > More often dark than light, its name is somewhat misleading.
> : >
> : >
> : > PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the lids of old-style
> : > paper-and-tin oil cans and splash oil on your shirt; but can
> : > also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw heads.
> : >
> : >
> : > AIR COMPRESSOR: A machine that takes energy produced in a
> : > coal-burning power plant 200 miles away and transforms it into
> : > compressed air that travels by hose to a Chicago Pneumatic
> : > impact wrench that grips rusty bolts last over tightened 58 years
> : > ago by someone at H-D, and neatly rounds off their heads.
> : >
> : >
> : > PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip or
> : > bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50¢ part.
> : >
> : >
> : > HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to cut hoses too short.
> : >
> : >
> : > HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays
> : > is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive
> : > parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.
> : >
> : >
> : > MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the contents
> : > of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly
> : > well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in plastic
> : > bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic
> : > parts.
> : >
> : >
> : > DAMMIT TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the
> : > garage while yelling "DAMMIT" at the top of your lungs. It is also the
> : > next tool that you will need.
> : >
> : >
> : > EXPLETIVE: A balm, usually applied verbally in hindsight, which
> : > somehow eases those pains and indignities following our every
> : > deficiency in foresight.
> : >
> : >
> : > --
> : > Old Crow
> : > '82 FLTC-P "Pearl"
> : > '95 Wrangler YJ
> : > TOMKATAC, SENS, BS#133, MAMBM, SLOB#13, DH#2
> : >
> : >
> :
> :
>
>
"KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
news:hp5df.4307$xK1.711@bignews7.bellsouth.net...
>
> "4X4PLAY" <jrhiltz@eastlink.ca> wrote in message
> news:rlHcf.106167$y_1.41603@edtnps89...
> : ROTFPMP ???????? (roll on the floor pulling my pecker)???? lmao
> :
> : Jeff
>
>
> I'll bet it was "peeing my pants'
> if you keep pullin on that thang, you're gonna stretch it all out and then
> it will get wrinkly when it gets cold!
>
>
> LOL
>
> KJK
>
> :
> :
> :
> :
> :
> :
> :
> : "Snow" <snowbal99@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
> : news:iqncf.9673$EK.282952@news20.bellglobal.com...
> : > ROTFPMP
> : >
> : > Snow...
> : >
> : > "Old Crow" <walliscrow@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> : > news:1131541917.891752.325840@g47g2000cwa.googlegr oups.com...
> : >
> : > Stolen from the Harley group...subsitute "Jeep" for any mention of
> : > motorcycles...
> : >
> : >
> : >
> : > DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching
> : > flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the
> : > chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering it against
> : > that freshly painted motorcycle part you were drying.
> : >
> : >
> : > WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere
> : > under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprint
> : > whorls and hard-earned guitar calluses in about the time it takes you
> : > to say, "Ouch...."
> : >
> : >
> : > ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets in their
> : > holes until you die of old age.
> : >
> : >
> : > PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads.
> : >
> : >
> : > HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board
> : > principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable
> : > motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more
> : > dismal your future becomes.
> : >
> : >
> : > VISE-GRIPS: Used to round off bolt heads. If nothing else is
> : > available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to
> : > the palm of your hand.
> : >
> : >
> : > OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting various
> : > flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for igniting the
> : > grease inside the wheel hub you want the bearing race out of.
> : >
> : >
> : > WHITWORTH SOCKETS: Once used for working on older British cars
> : > and motorcycles, they are now used mainly for impersonating
> : > that 9/16 or 1/2 socket you've been searching for the last 15 minutes.
> : >
> : >
> : > HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the ground
> : > after you have installed your new disk brake pads, trapping the jack
> : > handle firmly under the bumper.
> : >
> : >
> : > EIGHT-FOOT LONG DOUGLAS FIR 2X4: Used for levering an
> : > automobile upward off a hydraulic jack handle.
> : >
> : >
> : > TWEEZERS: A tool for removing wood splinters.
> : >
> : >
> : > PHONE: Tool for calling your neighbors to see if he has another
> : > hydraulic floor jack.
> : >
> : >
> : > SNAP-ON GASKET SCRAPER: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for
> : > ------ing mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog ---- off your boot.
> : >
> : >
> : > E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool ten times harder than any
> : > known drill bit that snaps off in bolt holes you couldn't use anyway.
> : >
> : >
> : > TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the tensile strength
> : > on everything you forgot to disconnect.
> : >
> : >
> : > CRAFTSMAN 1/2 x 16-I NCH SCREWDRIVER: A large prybar that
> : > inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on the end
> : > opposite the handle.
> : >
> : >
> : > AVIATION METAL SNIPS: See hacksaw.
> : >
> : >
> : > TROUBLE LIGHT: The home mechanic's own tanning booth. Sometimes
> : > called a drop light, it is a good source of vitamin D, "the
> : > sunshine vitamin," which is not otherwise found under cars at night.
> : > Health benefits aside, it's main purpose is to consume 40-watt light
> : > bulbs at about the same rate that 105-mm howitzer shells might be
> : > used during, say, the first few hours of the Battle of the Bulge.
> : > More often dark than light, its name is somewhat misleading.
> : >
> : >
> : > PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the lids of old-style
> : > paper-and-tin oil cans and splash oil on your shirt; but can
> : > also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw heads.
> : >
> : >
> : > AIR COMPRESSOR: A machine that takes energy produced in a
> : > coal-burning power plant 200 miles away and transforms it into
> : > compressed air that travels by hose to a Chicago Pneumatic
> : > impact wrench that grips rusty bolts last over tightened 58 years
> : > ago by someone at H-D, and neatly rounds off their heads.
> : >
> : >
> : > PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip or
> : > bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50¢ part.
> : >
> : >
> : > HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to cut hoses too short.
> : >
> : >
> : > HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays
> : > is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive
> : > parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.
> : >
> : >
> : > MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the contents
> : > of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly
> : > well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in plastic
> : > bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic
> : > parts.
> : >
> : >
> : > DAMMIT TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the
> : > garage while yelling "DAMMIT" at the top of your lungs. It is also the
> : > next tool that you will need.
> : >
> : >
> : > EXPLETIVE: A balm, usually applied verbally in hindsight, which
> : > somehow eases those pains and indignities following our every
> : > deficiency in foresight.
> : >
> : >
> : > --
> : > Old Crow
> : > '82 FLTC-P "Pearl"
> : > '95 Wrangler YJ
> : > TOMKATAC, SENS, BS#133, MAMBM, SLOB#13, DH#2
> : >
> : >
> :
> :
>
>
Guest
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Re: For you tool lovers(OT)
*smirk*
Ummm... let me think...
Well, I don't have any -ehm- first hand experience
but after closer observation of the subject I am thinking ... either way.
LOL
Matt, you are a screwball.
KJK
"Matt Macchiarolo" <matt@nospamplease.com> wrote in message
news:ttSdnSSGuNASYerenZ2dnUVZ_t2dnZ2d@comcast.com. ..
:I think you may have misptyped...you added a "C" to the word "old"...
:
: "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
: news:hp5df.4307$xK1.711@bignews7.bellsouth.net...
: >
: > "4X4PLAY" <jrhiltz@eastlink.ca> wrote in message
: > news:rlHcf.106167$y_1.41603@edtnps89...
: > : ROTFPMP ???????? (roll on the floor pulling my pecker)???? lmao
: > :
: > : Jeff
: >
: >
: > I'll bet it was "peeing my pants'
: > if you keep pullin on that thang, you're gonna stretch it all out and
then
: > it will get wrinkly when it gets cold!
: >
: >
: > LOL
: >
: > KJK
: >
: > :
: > :
: > :
: > :
: > :
: > :
: > :
: > : "Snow" <snowbal99@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
: > : news:iqncf.9673$EK.282952@news20.bellglobal.com...
: > : > ROTFPMP
: > : >
: > : > Snow...
: > : >
: > : > "Old Crow" <walliscrow@yahoo.com> wrote in message
: > : > news:1131541917.891752.325840@g47g2000cwa.googlegr oups.com...
: > : >
: > : > Stolen from the Harley group...subsitute "Jeep" for any mention of
: > : > motorcycles...
: > : >
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly
snatching
: > : > flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in
the
: > : > chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering it
against
: > : > that freshly painted motorcycle part you were drying.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them
somewhere
: > : > under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes
fingerprint
: > : > whorls and hard-earned guitar calluses in about the time it takes
you
: > : > to say, "Ouch...."
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets in
their
: > : > holes until you die of old age.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board
: > : > principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable
: > : > motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more
: > : > dismal your future becomes.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > VISE-GRIPS: Used to round off bolt heads. If nothing else is
: > : > available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to
: > : > the palm of your hand.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting various
: > : > flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for igniting
the
: > : > grease inside the wheel hub you want the bearing race out of.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > WHITWORTH SOCKETS: Once used for working on older British cars
: > : > and motorcycles, they are now used mainly for impersonating
: > : > that 9/16 or 1/2 socket you've been searching for the last 15
minutes.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the ground
: > : > after you have installed your new disk brake pads, trapping the
jack
: > : > handle firmly under the bumper.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > EIGHT-FOOT LONG DOUGLAS FIR 2X4: Used for levering an
: > : > automobile upward off a hydraulic jack handle.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > TWEEZERS: A tool for removing wood splinters.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > PHONE: Tool for calling your neighbors to see if he has another
: > : > hydraulic floor jack.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > SNAP-ON GASKET SCRAPER: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool
for
: > : > ------ing mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog ---- off your
boot.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool ten times harder than
any
: > : > known drill bit that snaps off in bolt holes you couldn't use
anyway.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the tensile
strength
: > : > on everything you forgot to disconnect.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > CRAFTSMAN 1/2 x 16-I NCH SCREWDRIVER: A large prybar that
: > : > inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on the end
: > : > opposite the handle.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > AVIATION METAL SNIPS: See hacksaw.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > TROUBLE LIGHT: The home mechanic's own tanning booth.
Sometimes
: > : > called a drop light, it is a good source of vitamin D, "the
: > : > sunshine vitamin," which is not otherwise found under cars at
night.
: > : > Health benefits aside, it's main purpose is to consume 40-watt
light
: > : > bulbs at about the same rate that 105-mm howitzer shells might be
: > : > used during, say, the first few hours of the Battle of the Bulge.
: > : > More often dark than light, its name is somewhat misleading.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the lids of
old-style
: > : > paper-and-tin oil cans and splash oil on your shirt; but can
: > : > also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw
heads.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > AIR COMPRESSOR: A machine that takes energy produced in a
: > : > coal-burning power plant 200 miles away and transforms it into
: > : > compressed air that travels by hose to a Chicago Pneumatic
: > : > impact wrench that grips rusty bolts last over tightened 58 years
: > : > ago by someone at H-D, and neatly rounds off their heads.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip
or
: > : > bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50¢ part.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to cut hoses too short.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer
nowadays
: > : > is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive
: > : > parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the
contents
: > : > of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works
particularly
: > : > well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in
plastic
: > : > bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic
: > : > parts.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > DAMMIT TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the
: > : > garage while yelling "DAMMIT" at the top of your lungs. It is also
the
: > : > next tool that you will need.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > EXPLETIVE: A balm, usually applied verbally in hindsight, which
: > : > somehow eases those pains and indignities following our every
: > : > deficiency in foresight.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > --
: > : > Old Crow
: > : > '82 FLTC-P "Pearl"
: > : > '95 Wrangler YJ
: > : > TOMKATAC, SENS, BS#133, MAMBM, SLOB#13, DH#2
: > : >
: > : >
: > :
: > :
: >
: >
:
:
Ummm... let me think...
Well, I don't have any -ehm- first hand experience
but after closer observation of the subject I am thinking ... either way.
LOL
Matt, you are a screwball.
KJK
"Matt Macchiarolo" <matt@nospamplease.com> wrote in message
news:ttSdnSSGuNASYerenZ2dnUVZ_t2dnZ2d@comcast.com. ..
:I think you may have misptyped...you added a "C" to the word "old"...
:
: "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
: news:hp5df.4307$xK1.711@bignews7.bellsouth.net...
: >
: > "4X4PLAY" <jrhiltz@eastlink.ca> wrote in message
: > news:rlHcf.106167$y_1.41603@edtnps89...
: > : ROTFPMP ???????? (roll on the floor pulling my pecker)???? lmao
: > :
: > : Jeff
: >
: >
: > I'll bet it was "peeing my pants'
: > if you keep pullin on that thang, you're gonna stretch it all out and
then
: > it will get wrinkly when it gets cold!
: >
: >
: > LOL
: >
: > KJK
: >
: > :
: > :
: > :
: > :
: > :
: > :
: > :
: > : "Snow" <snowbal99@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
: > : news:iqncf.9673$EK.282952@news20.bellglobal.com...
: > : > ROTFPMP
: > : >
: > : > Snow...
: > : >
: > : > "Old Crow" <walliscrow@yahoo.com> wrote in message
: > : > news:1131541917.891752.325840@g47g2000cwa.googlegr oups.com...
: > : >
: > : > Stolen from the Harley group...subsitute "Jeep" for any mention of
: > : > motorcycles...
: > : >
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly
snatching
: > : > flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in
the
: > : > chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering it
against
: > : > that freshly painted motorcycle part you were drying.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them
somewhere
: > : > under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes
fingerprint
: > : > whorls and hard-earned guitar calluses in about the time it takes
you
: > : > to say, "Ouch...."
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets in
their
: > : > holes until you die of old age.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board
: > : > principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable
: > : > motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more
: > : > dismal your future becomes.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > VISE-GRIPS: Used to round off bolt heads. If nothing else is
: > : > available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to
: > : > the palm of your hand.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting various
: > : > flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for igniting
the
: > : > grease inside the wheel hub you want the bearing race out of.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > WHITWORTH SOCKETS: Once used for working on older British cars
: > : > and motorcycles, they are now used mainly for impersonating
: > : > that 9/16 or 1/2 socket you've been searching for the last 15
minutes.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the ground
: > : > after you have installed your new disk brake pads, trapping the
jack
: > : > handle firmly under the bumper.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > EIGHT-FOOT LONG DOUGLAS FIR 2X4: Used for levering an
: > : > automobile upward off a hydraulic jack handle.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > TWEEZERS: A tool for removing wood splinters.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > PHONE: Tool for calling your neighbors to see if he has another
: > : > hydraulic floor jack.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > SNAP-ON GASKET SCRAPER: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool
for
: > : > ------ing mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog ---- off your
boot.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool ten times harder than
any
: > : > known drill bit that snaps off in bolt holes you couldn't use
anyway.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the tensile
strength
: > : > on everything you forgot to disconnect.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > CRAFTSMAN 1/2 x 16-I NCH SCREWDRIVER: A large prybar that
: > : > inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on the end
: > : > opposite the handle.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > AVIATION METAL SNIPS: See hacksaw.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > TROUBLE LIGHT: The home mechanic's own tanning booth.
Sometimes
: > : > called a drop light, it is a good source of vitamin D, "the
: > : > sunshine vitamin," which is not otherwise found under cars at
night.
: > : > Health benefits aside, it's main purpose is to consume 40-watt
light
: > : > bulbs at about the same rate that 105-mm howitzer shells might be
: > : > used during, say, the first few hours of the Battle of the Bulge.
: > : > More often dark than light, its name is somewhat misleading.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the lids of
old-style
: > : > paper-and-tin oil cans and splash oil on your shirt; but can
: > : > also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw
heads.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > AIR COMPRESSOR: A machine that takes energy produced in a
: > : > coal-burning power plant 200 miles away and transforms it into
: > : > compressed air that travels by hose to a Chicago Pneumatic
: > : > impact wrench that grips rusty bolts last over tightened 58 years
: > : > ago by someone at H-D, and neatly rounds off their heads.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip
or
: > : > bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50¢ part.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to cut hoses too short.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer
nowadays
: > : > is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive
: > : > parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the
contents
: > : > of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works
particularly
: > : > well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in
plastic
: > : > bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic
: > : > parts.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > DAMMIT TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the
: > : > garage while yelling "DAMMIT" at the top of your lungs. It is also
the
: > : > next tool that you will need.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > EXPLETIVE: A balm, usually applied verbally in hindsight, which
: > : > somehow eases those pains and indignities following our every
: > : > deficiency in foresight.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > --
: > : > Old Crow
: > : > '82 FLTC-P "Pearl"
: > : > '95 Wrangler YJ
: > : > TOMKATAC, SENS, BS#133, MAMBM, SLOB#13, DH#2
: > : >
: > : >
: > :
: > :
: >
: >
:
:
Guest
Posts: n/a
Re: For you tool lovers(OT)
*smirk*
Ummm... let me think...
Well, I don't have any -ehm- first hand experience
but after closer observation of the subject I am thinking ... either way.
LOL
Matt, you are a screwball.
KJK
"Matt Macchiarolo" <matt@nospamplease.com> wrote in message
news:ttSdnSSGuNASYerenZ2dnUVZ_t2dnZ2d@comcast.com. ..
:I think you may have misptyped...you added a "C" to the word "old"...
:
: "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
: news:hp5df.4307$xK1.711@bignews7.bellsouth.net...
: >
: > "4X4PLAY" <jrhiltz@eastlink.ca> wrote in message
: > news:rlHcf.106167$y_1.41603@edtnps89...
: > : ROTFPMP ???????? (roll on the floor pulling my pecker)???? lmao
: > :
: > : Jeff
: >
: >
: > I'll bet it was "peeing my pants'
: > if you keep pullin on that thang, you're gonna stretch it all out and
then
: > it will get wrinkly when it gets cold!
: >
: >
: > LOL
: >
: > KJK
: >
: > :
: > :
: > :
: > :
: > :
: > :
: > :
: > : "Snow" <snowbal99@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
: > : news:iqncf.9673$EK.282952@news20.bellglobal.com...
: > : > ROTFPMP
: > : >
: > : > Snow...
: > : >
: > : > "Old Crow" <walliscrow@yahoo.com> wrote in message
: > : > news:1131541917.891752.325840@g47g2000cwa.googlegr oups.com...
: > : >
: > : > Stolen from the Harley group...subsitute "Jeep" for any mention of
: > : > motorcycles...
: > : >
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly
snatching
: > : > flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in
the
: > : > chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering it
against
: > : > that freshly painted motorcycle part you were drying.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them
somewhere
: > : > under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes
fingerprint
: > : > whorls and hard-earned guitar calluses in about the time it takes
you
: > : > to say, "Ouch...."
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets in
their
: > : > holes until you die of old age.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board
: > : > principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable
: > : > motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more
: > : > dismal your future becomes.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > VISE-GRIPS: Used to round off bolt heads. If nothing else is
: > : > available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to
: > : > the palm of your hand.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting various
: > : > flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for igniting
the
: > : > grease inside the wheel hub you want the bearing race out of.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > WHITWORTH SOCKETS: Once used for working on older British cars
: > : > and motorcycles, they are now used mainly for impersonating
: > : > that 9/16 or 1/2 socket you've been searching for the last 15
minutes.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the ground
: > : > after you have installed your new disk brake pads, trapping the
jack
: > : > handle firmly under the bumper.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > EIGHT-FOOT LONG DOUGLAS FIR 2X4: Used for levering an
: > : > automobile upward off a hydraulic jack handle.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > TWEEZERS: A tool for removing wood splinters.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > PHONE: Tool for calling your neighbors to see if he has another
: > : > hydraulic floor jack.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > SNAP-ON GASKET SCRAPER: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool
for
: > : > ------ing mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog ---- off your
boot.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool ten times harder than
any
: > : > known drill bit that snaps off in bolt holes you couldn't use
anyway.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the tensile
strength
: > : > on everything you forgot to disconnect.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > CRAFTSMAN 1/2 x 16-I NCH SCREWDRIVER: A large prybar that
: > : > inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on the end
: > : > opposite the handle.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > AVIATION METAL SNIPS: See hacksaw.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > TROUBLE LIGHT: The home mechanic's own tanning booth.
Sometimes
: > : > called a drop light, it is a good source of vitamin D, "the
: > : > sunshine vitamin," which is not otherwise found under cars at
night.
: > : > Health benefits aside, it's main purpose is to consume 40-watt
light
: > : > bulbs at about the same rate that 105-mm howitzer shells might be
: > : > used during, say, the first few hours of the Battle of the Bulge.
: > : > More often dark than light, its name is somewhat misleading.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the lids of
old-style
: > : > paper-and-tin oil cans and splash oil on your shirt; but can
: > : > also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw
heads.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > AIR COMPRESSOR: A machine that takes energy produced in a
: > : > coal-burning power plant 200 miles away and transforms it into
: > : > compressed air that travels by hose to a Chicago Pneumatic
: > : > impact wrench that grips rusty bolts last over tightened 58 years
: > : > ago by someone at H-D, and neatly rounds off their heads.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip
or
: > : > bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50¢ part.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to cut hoses too short.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer
nowadays
: > : > is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive
: > : > parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the
contents
: > : > of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works
particularly
: > : > well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in
plastic
: > : > bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic
: > : > parts.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > DAMMIT TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the
: > : > garage while yelling "DAMMIT" at the top of your lungs. It is also
the
: > : > next tool that you will need.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > EXPLETIVE: A balm, usually applied verbally in hindsight, which
: > : > somehow eases those pains and indignities following our every
: > : > deficiency in foresight.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > --
: > : > Old Crow
: > : > '82 FLTC-P "Pearl"
: > : > '95 Wrangler YJ
: > : > TOMKATAC, SENS, BS#133, MAMBM, SLOB#13, DH#2
: > : >
: > : >
: > :
: > :
: >
: >
:
:
Ummm... let me think...
Well, I don't have any -ehm- first hand experience
but after closer observation of the subject I am thinking ... either way.
LOL
Matt, you are a screwball.
KJK
"Matt Macchiarolo" <matt@nospamplease.com> wrote in message
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:I think you may have misptyped...you added a "C" to the word "old"...
:
: "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
: news:hp5df.4307$xK1.711@bignews7.bellsouth.net...
: >
: > "4X4PLAY" <jrhiltz@eastlink.ca> wrote in message
: > news:rlHcf.106167$y_1.41603@edtnps89...
: > : ROTFPMP ???????? (roll on the floor pulling my pecker)???? lmao
: > :
: > : Jeff
: >
: >
: > I'll bet it was "peeing my pants'
: > if you keep pullin on that thang, you're gonna stretch it all out and
then
: > it will get wrinkly when it gets cold!
: >
: >
: > LOL
: >
: > KJK
: >
: > :
: > :
: > :
: > :
: > :
: > :
: > :
: > : "Snow" <snowbal99@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
: > : news:iqncf.9673$EK.282952@news20.bellglobal.com...
: > : > ROTFPMP
: > : >
: > : > Snow...
: > : >
: > : > "Old Crow" <walliscrow@yahoo.com> wrote in message
: > : > news:1131541917.891752.325840@g47g2000cwa.googlegr oups.com...
: > : >
: > : > Stolen from the Harley group...subsitute "Jeep" for any mention of
: > : > motorcycles...
: > : >
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly
snatching
: > : > flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in
the
: > : > chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering it
against
: > : > that freshly painted motorcycle part you were drying.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them
somewhere
: > : > under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes
fingerprint
: > : > whorls and hard-earned guitar calluses in about the time it takes
you
: > : > to say, "Ouch...."
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets in
their
: > : > holes until you die of old age.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board
: > : > principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable
: > : > motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more
: > : > dismal your future becomes.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > VISE-GRIPS: Used to round off bolt heads. If nothing else is
: > : > available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to
: > : > the palm of your hand.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting various
: > : > flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for igniting
the
: > : > grease inside the wheel hub you want the bearing race out of.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > WHITWORTH SOCKETS: Once used for working on older British cars
: > : > and motorcycles, they are now used mainly for impersonating
: > : > that 9/16 or 1/2 socket you've been searching for the last 15
minutes.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the ground
: > : > after you have installed your new disk brake pads, trapping the
jack
: > : > handle firmly under the bumper.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > EIGHT-FOOT LONG DOUGLAS FIR 2X4: Used for levering an
: > : > automobile upward off a hydraulic jack handle.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > TWEEZERS: A tool for removing wood splinters.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > PHONE: Tool for calling your neighbors to see if he has another
: > : > hydraulic floor jack.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > SNAP-ON GASKET SCRAPER: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool
for
: > : > ------ing mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog ---- off your
boot.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool ten times harder than
any
: > : > known drill bit that snaps off in bolt holes you couldn't use
anyway.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the tensile
strength
: > : > on everything you forgot to disconnect.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > CRAFTSMAN 1/2 x 16-I NCH SCREWDRIVER: A large prybar that
: > : > inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on the end
: > : > opposite the handle.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > AVIATION METAL SNIPS: See hacksaw.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > TROUBLE LIGHT: The home mechanic's own tanning booth.
Sometimes
: > : > called a drop light, it is a good source of vitamin D, "the
: > : > sunshine vitamin," which is not otherwise found under cars at
night.
: > : > Health benefits aside, it's main purpose is to consume 40-watt
light
: > : > bulbs at about the same rate that 105-mm howitzer shells might be
: > : > used during, say, the first few hours of the Battle of the Bulge.
: > : > More often dark than light, its name is somewhat misleading.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the lids of
old-style
: > : > paper-and-tin oil cans and splash oil on your shirt; but can
: > : > also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw
heads.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > AIR COMPRESSOR: A machine that takes energy produced in a
: > : > coal-burning power plant 200 miles away and transforms it into
: > : > compressed air that travels by hose to a Chicago Pneumatic
: > : > impact wrench that grips rusty bolts last over tightened 58 years
: > : > ago by someone at H-D, and neatly rounds off their heads.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip
or
: > : > bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50¢ part.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to cut hoses too short.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer
nowadays
: > : > is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive
: > : > parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the
contents
: > : > of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works
particularly
: > : > well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in
plastic
: > : > bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic
: > : > parts.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > DAMMIT TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the
: > : > garage while yelling "DAMMIT" at the top of your lungs. It is also
the
: > : > next tool that you will need.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > EXPLETIVE: A balm, usually applied verbally in hindsight, which
: > : > somehow eases those pains and indignities following our every
: > : > deficiency in foresight.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > --
: > : > Old Crow
: > : > '82 FLTC-P "Pearl"
: > : > '95 Wrangler YJ
: > : > TOMKATAC, SENS, BS#133, MAMBM, SLOB#13, DH#2
: > : >
: > : >
: > :
: > :
: >
: >
:
:
Guest
Posts: n/a
Re: For you tool lovers(OT)
*smirk*
Ummm... let me think...
Well, I don't have any -ehm- first hand experience
but after closer observation of the subject I am thinking ... either way.
LOL
Matt, you are a screwball.
KJK
"Matt Macchiarolo" <matt@nospamplease.com> wrote in message
news:ttSdnSSGuNASYerenZ2dnUVZ_t2dnZ2d@comcast.com. ..
:I think you may have misptyped...you added a "C" to the word "old"...
:
: "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
: news:hp5df.4307$xK1.711@bignews7.bellsouth.net...
: >
: > "4X4PLAY" <jrhiltz@eastlink.ca> wrote in message
: > news:rlHcf.106167$y_1.41603@edtnps89...
: > : ROTFPMP ???????? (roll on the floor pulling my pecker)???? lmao
: > :
: > : Jeff
: >
: >
: > I'll bet it was "peeing my pants'
: > if you keep pullin on that thang, you're gonna stretch it all out and
then
: > it will get wrinkly when it gets cold!
: >
: >
: > LOL
: >
: > KJK
: >
: > :
: > :
: > :
: > :
: > :
: > :
: > :
: > : "Snow" <snowbal99@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
: > : news:iqncf.9673$EK.282952@news20.bellglobal.com...
: > : > ROTFPMP
: > : >
: > : > Snow...
: > : >
: > : > "Old Crow" <walliscrow@yahoo.com> wrote in message
: > : > news:1131541917.891752.325840@g47g2000cwa.googlegr oups.com...
: > : >
: > : > Stolen from the Harley group...subsitute "Jeep" for any mention of
: > : > motorcycles...
: > : >
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly
snatching
: > : > flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in
the
: > : > chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering it
against
: > : > that freshly painted motorcycle part you were drying.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them
somewhere
: > : > under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes
fingerprint
: > : > whorls and hard-earned guitar calluses in about the time it takes
you
: > : > to say, "Ouch...."
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets in
their
: > : > holes until you die of old age.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board
: > : > principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable
: > : > motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more
: > : > dismal your future becomes.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > VISE-GRIPS: Used to round off bolt heads. If nothing else is
: > : > available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to
: > : > the palm of your hand.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting various
: > : > flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for igniting
the
: > : > grease inside the wheel hub you want the bearing race out of.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > WHITWORTH SOCKETS: Once used for working on older British cars
: > : > and motorcycles, they are now used mainly for impersonating
: > : > that 9/16 or 1/2 socket you've been searching for the last 15
minutes.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the ground
: > : > after you have installed your new disk brake pads, trapping the
jack
: > : > handle firmly under the bumper.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > EIGHT-FOOT LONG DOUGLAS FIR 2X4: Used for levering an
: > : > automobile upward off a hydraulic jack handle.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > TWEEZERS: A tool for removing wood splinters.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > PHONE: Tool for calling your neighbors to see if he has another
: > : > hydraulic floor jack.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > SNAP-ON GASKET SCRAPER: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool
for
: > : > ------ing mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog ---- off your
boot.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool ten times harder than
any
: > : > known drill bit that snaps off in bolt holes you couldn't use
anyway.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the tensile
strength
: > : > on everything you forgot to disconnect.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > CRAFTSMAN 1/2 x 16-I NCH SCREWDRIVER: A large prybar that
: > : > inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on the end
: > : > opposite the handle.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > AVIATION METAL SNIPS: See hacksaw.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > TROUBLE LIGHT: The home mechanic's own tanning booth.
Sometimes
: > : > called a drop light, it is a good source of vitamin D, "the
: > : > sunshine vitamin," which is not otherwise found under cars at
night.
: > : > Health benefits aside, it's main purpose is to consume 40-watt
light
: > : > bulbs at about the same rate that 105-mm howitzer shells might be
: > : > used during, say, the first few hours of the Battle of the Bulge.
: > : > More often dark than light, its name is somewhat misleading.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the lids of
old-style
: > : > paper-and-tin oil cans and splash oil on your shirt; but can
: > : > also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw
heads.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > AIR COMPRESSOR: A machine that takes energy produced in a
: > : > coal-burning power plant 200 miles away and transforms it into
: > : > compressed air that travels by hose to a Chicago Pneumatic
: > : > impact wrench that grips rusty bolts last over tightened 58 years
: > : > ago by someone at H-D, and neatly rounds off their heads.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip
or
: > : > bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50¢ part.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to cut hoses too short.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer
nowadays
: > : > is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive
: > : > parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the
contents
: > : > of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works
particularly
: > : > well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in
plastic
: > : > bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic
: > : > parts.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > DAMMIT TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the
: > : > garage while yelling "DAMMIT" at the top of your lungs. It is also
the
: > : > next tool that you will need.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > EXPLETIVE: A balm, usually applied verbally in hindsight, which
: > : > somehow eases those pains and indignities following our every
: > : > deficiency in foresight.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > --
: > : > Old Crow
: > : > '82 FLTC-P "Pearl"
: > : > '95 Wrangler YJ
: > : > TOMKATAC, SENS, BS#133, MAMBM, SLOB#13, DH#2
: > : >
: > : >
: > :
: > :
: >
: >
:
:
Ummm... let me think...
Well, I don't have any -ehm- first hand experience
but after closer observation of the subject I am thinking ... either way.
LOL
Matt, you are a screwball.
KJK
"Matt Macchiarolo" <matt@nospamplease.com> wrote in message
news:ttSdnSSGuNASYerenZ2dnUVZ_t2dnZ2d@comcast.com. ..
:I think you may have misptyped...you added a "C" to the word "old"...
:
: "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
: news:hp5df.4307$xK1.711@bignews7.bellsouth.net...
: >
: > "4X4PLAY" <jrhiltz@eastlink.ca> wrote in message
: > news:rlHcf.106167$y_1.41603@edtnps89...
: > : ROTFPMP ???????? (roll on the floor pulling my pecker)???? lmao
: > :
: > : Jeff
: >
: >
: > I'll bet it was "peeing my pants'
: > if you keep pullin on that thang, you're gonna stretch it all out and
then
: > it will get wrinkly when it gets cold!
: >
: >
: > LOL
: >
: > KJK
: >
: > :
: > :
: > :
: > :
: > :
: > :
: > :
: > : "Snow" <snowbal99@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
: > : news:iqncf.9673$EK.282952@news20.bellglobal.com...
: > : > ROTFPMP
: > : >
: > : > Snow...
: > : >
: > : > "Old Crow" <walliscrow@yahoo.com> wrote in message
: > : > news:1131541917.891752.325840@g47g2000cwa.googlegr oups.com...
: > : >
: > : > Stolen from the Harley group...subsitute "Jeep" for any mention of
: > : > motorcycles...
: > : >
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly
snatching
: > : > flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in
the
: > : > chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering it
against
: > : > that freshly painted motorcycle part you were drying.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them
somewhere
: > : > under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes
fingerprint
: > : > whorls and hard-earned guitar calluses in about the time it takes
you
: > : > to say, "Ouch...."
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets in
their
: > : > holes until you die of old age.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board
: > : > principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable
: > : > motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more
: > : > dismal your future becomes.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > VISE-GRIPS: Used to round off bolt heads. If nothing else is
: > : > available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to
: > : > the palm of your hand.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting various
: > : > flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for igniting
the
: > : > grease inside the wheel hub you want the bearing race out of.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > WHITWORTH SOCKETS: Once used for working on older British cars
: > : > and motorcycles, they are now used mainly for impersonating
: > : > that 9/16 or 1/2 socket you've been searching for the last 15
minutes.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the ground
: > : > after you have installed your new disk brake pads, trapping the
jack
: > : > handle firmly under the bumper.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > EIGHT-FOOT LONG DOUGLAS FIR 2X4: Used for levering an
: > : > automobile upward off a hydraulic jack handle.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > TWEEZERS: A tool for removing wood splinters.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > PHONE: Tool for calling your neighbors to see if he has another
: > : > hydraulic floor jack.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > SNAP-ON GASKET SCRAPER: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool
for
: > : > ------ing mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog ---- off your
boot.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool ten times harder than
any
: > : > known drill bit that snaps off in bolt holes you couldn't use
anyway.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the tensile
strength
: > : > on everything you forgot to disconnect.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > CRAFTSMAN 1/2 x 16-I NCH SCREWDRIVER: A large prybar that
: > : > inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on the end
: > : > opposite the handle.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > AVIATION METAL SNIPS: See hacksaw.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > TROUBLE LIGHT: The home mechanic's own tanning booth.
Sometimes
: > : > called a drop light, it is a good source of vitamin D, "the
: > : > sunshine vitamin," which is not otherwise found under cars at
night.
: > : > Health benefits aside, it's main purpose is to consume 40-watt
light
: > : > bulbs at about the same rate that 105-mm howitzer shells might be
: > : > used during, say, the first few hours of the Battle of the Bulge.
: > : > More often dark than light, its name is somewhat misleading.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the lids of
old-style
: > : > paper-and-tin oil cans and splash oil on your shirt; but can
: > : > also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw
heads.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > AIR COMPRESSOR: A machine that takes energy produced in a
: > : > coal-burning power plant 200 miles away and transforms it into
: > : > compressed air that travels by hose to a Chicago Pneumatic
: > : > impact wrench that grips rusty bolts last over tightened 58 years
: > : > ago by someone at H-D, and neatly rounds off their heads.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip
or
: > : > bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50¢ part.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to cut hoses too short.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer
nowadays
: > : > is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive
: > : > parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the
contents
: > : > of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works
particularly
: > : > well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in
plastic
: > : > bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic
: > : > parts.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > DAMMIT TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the
: > : > garage while yelling "DAMMIT" at the top of your lungs. It is also
the
: > : > next tool that you will need.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > EXPLETIVE: A balm, usually applied verbally in hindsight, which
: > : > somehow eases those pains and indignities following our every
: > : > deficiency in foresight.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > --
: > : > Old Crow
: > : > '82 FLTC-P "Pearl"
: > : > '95 Wrangler YJ
: > : > TOMKATAC, SENS, BS#133, MAMBM, SLOB#13, DH#2
: > : >
: > : >
: > :
: > :
: >
: >
:
:
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Re: For you tool lovers(OT)
So would that be "second hand" experiance then?
On Mon, 14 Nov 2005 08:02:28 -0600, "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote:
>>*smirk*
>>
>>Ummm... let me think...
>>Well, I don't have any -ehm- first hand experience
>>but after closer observation of the subject I am thinking ... either way.
>>
>>LOL
>>Matt, you are a screwball.
>>
>>KJK
>>
>>
>>"Matt Macchiarolo" <matt@nospamplease.com> wrote in message
>>news:ttSdnSSGuNASYerenZ2dnUVZ_t2dnZ2d@comcast.co m...
>>:I think you may have misptyped...you added a "C" to the word "old"...
>>:
>>: "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
>>: news:hp5df.4307$xK1.711@bignews7.bellsouth.net...
>>: >
>>: > "4X4PLAY" <jrhiltz@eastlink.ca> wrote in message
>>: > news:rlHcf.106167$y_1.41603@edtnps89...
>>: > : ROTFPMP ???????? (roll on the floor pulling my pecker)???? lmao
>>: > :
>>: > : Jeff
>>: >
>>: >
>>: > I'll bet it was "peeing my pants'
>>: > if you keep pullin on that thang, you're gonna stretch it all out and
>>then
>>: > it will get wrinkly when it gets cold!
>>: >
>>: >
>>: > LOL
>>: >
>>: > KJK
>>: >
>>: > :
>>: > :
>>: > :
>>: > :
>>: > :
>>: > :
>>: > :
>>: > : "Snow" <snowbal99@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
>>: > : news:iqncf.9673$EK.282952@news20.bellglobal.com...
>>: > : > ROTFPMP
>>: > : >
>>: > : > Snow...
>>: > : >
>>: > : > "Old Crow" <walliscrow@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>: > : > news:1131541917.891752.325840@g47g2000cwa.googlegr oups.com...
>>: > : >
>>: > : > Stolen from the Harley group...subsitute "Jeep" for any mention of
>>: > : > motorcycles...
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly
>>snatching
>>: > : > flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in
>>the
>>: > : > chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering it
>>against
>>: > : > that freshly painted motorcycle part you were drying.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them
>>somewhere
>>: > : > under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes
>>fingerprint
>>: > : > whorls and hard-earned guitar calluses in about the time it takes
>>you
>>: > : > to say, "Ouch...."
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets in
>>their
>>: > : > holes until you die of old age.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board
>>: > : > principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable
>>: > : > motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more
>>: > : > dismal your future becomes.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > VISE-GRIPS: Used to round off bolt heads. If nothing else is
>>: > : > available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to
>>: > : > the palm of your hand.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting various
>>: > : > flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for igniting
>>the
>>: > : > grease inside the wheel hub you want the bearing race out of.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > WHITWORTH SOCKETS: Once used for working on older British cars
>>: > : > and motorcycles, they are now used mainly for impersonating
>>: > : > that 9/16 or 1/2 socket you've been searching for the last 15
>>minutes.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the ground
>>: > : > after you have installed your new disk brake pads, trapping the
>>jack
>>: > : > handle firmly under the bumper.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > EIGHT-FOOT LONG DOUGLAS FIR 2X4: Used for levering an
>>: > : > automobile upward off a hydraulic jack handle.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > TWEEZERS: A tool for removing wood splinters.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > PHONE: Tool for calling your neighbors to see if he has another
>>: > : > hydraulic floor jack.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > SNAP-ON GASKET SCRAPER: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool
>>for
>>: > : > ------ing mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog ---- off your
>>boot.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool ten times harder than
>>any
>>: > : > known drill bit that snaps off in bolt holes you couldn't use
>>anyway.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the tensile
>>strength
>>: > : > on everything you forgot to disconnect.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > CRAFTSMAN 1/2 x 16-I NCH SCREWDRIVER: A large prybar that
>>: > : > inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on the end
>>: > : > opposite the handle.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > AVIATION METAL SNIPS: See hacksaw.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > TROUBLE LIGHT: The home mechanic's own tanning booth.
>>Sometimes
>>: > : > called a drop light, it is a good source of vitamin D, "the
>>: > : > sunshine vitamin," which is not otherwise found under cars at
>>night.
>>: > : > Health benefits aside, it's main purpose is to consume 40-watt
>>light
>>: > : > bulbs at about the same rate that 105-mm howitzer shells might be
>>: > : > used during, say, the first few hours of the Battle of the Bulge.
>>: > : > More often dark than light, its name is somewhat misleading.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the lids of
>>old-style
>>: > : > paper-and-tin oil cans and splash oil on your shirt; but can
>>: > : > also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw
>>heads.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > AIR COMPRESSOR: A machine that takes energy produced in a
>>: > : > coal-burning power plant 200 miles away and transforms it into
>>: > : > compressed air that travels by hose to a Chicago Pneumatic
>>: > : > impact wrench that grips rusty bolts last over tightened 58 years
>>: > : > ago by someone at H-D, and neatly rounds off their heads.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip
>>or
>>: > : > bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50¢ part.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to cut hoses too short.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer
>>nowadays
>>: > : > is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive
>>: > : > parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the
>>contents
>>: > : > of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works
>>particularly
>>: > : > well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in
>>plastic
>>: > : > bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic
>>: > : > parts.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > DAMMIT TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the
>>: > : > garage while yelling "DAMMIT" at the top of your lungs. It is also
>>the
>>: > : > next tool that you will need.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > EXPLETIVE: A balm, usually applied verbally in hindsight, which
>>: > : > somehow eases those pains and indignities following our every
>>: > : > deficiency in foresight.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > --
>>: > : > Old Crow
>>: > : > '82 FLTC-P "Pearl"
>>: > : > '95 Wrangler YJ
>>: > : > TOMKATAC, SENS, BS#133, MAMBM, SLOB#13, DH#2
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > :
>>: > :
>>: >
>>: >
>>:
>>:
>>
On Mon, 14 Nov 2005 08:02:28 -0600, "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote:
>>*smirk*
>>
>>Ummm... let me think...
>>Well, I don't have any -ehm- first hand experience
>>but after closer observation of the subject I am thinking ... either way.
>>
>>LOL
>>Matt, you are a screwball.
>>
>>KJK
>>
>>
>>"Matt Macchiarolo" <matt@nospamplease.com> wrote in message
>>news:ttSdnSSGuNASYerenZ2dnUVZ_t2dnZ2d@comcast.co m...
>>:I think you may have misptyped...you added a "C" to the word "old"...
>>:
>>: "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
>>: news:hp5df.4307$xK1.711@bignews7.bellsouth.net...
>>: >
>>: > "4X4PLAY" <jrhiltz@eastlink.ca> wrote in message
>>: > news:rlHcf.106167$y_1.41603@edtnps89...
>>: > : ROTFPMP ???????? (roll on the floor pulling my pecker)???? lmao
>>: > :
>>: > : Jeff
>>: >
>>: >
>>: > I'll bet it was "peeing my pants'
>>: > if you keep pullin on that thang, you're gonna stretch it all out and
>>then
>>: > it will get wrinkly when it gets cold!
>>: >
>>: >
>>: > LOL
>>: >
>>: > KJK
>>: >
>>: > :
>>: > :
>>: > :
>>: > :
>>: > :
>>: > :
>>: > :
>>: > : "Snow" <snowbal99@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
>>: > : news:iqncf.9673$EK.282952@news20.bellglobal.com...
>>: > : > ROTFPMP
>>: > : >
>>: > : > Snow...
>>: > : >
>>: > : > "Old Crow" <walliscrow@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>: > : > news:1131541917.891752.325840@g47g2000cwa.googlegr oups.com...
>>: > : >
>>: > : > Stolen from the Harley group...subsitute "Jeep" for any mention of
>>: > : > motorcycles...
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly
>>snatching
>>: > : > flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in
>>the
>>: > : > chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering it
>>against
>>: > : > that freshly painted motorcycle part you were drying.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them
>>somewhere
>>: > : > under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes
>>fingerprint
>>: > : > whorls and hard-earned guitar calluses in about the time it takes
>>you
>>: > : > to say, "Ouch...."
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets in
>>their
>>: > : > holes until you die of old age.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board
>>: > : > principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable
>>: > : > motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more
>>: > : > dismal your future becomes.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > VISE-GRIPS: Used to round off bolt heads. If nothing else is
>>: > : > available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to
>>: > : > the palm of your hand.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting various
>>: > : > flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for igniting
>>the
>>: > : > grease inside the wheel hub you want the bearing race out of.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > WHITWORTH SOCKETS: Once used for working on older British cars
>>: > : > and motorcycles, they are now used mainly for impersonating
>>: > : > that 9/16 or 1/2 socket you've been searching for the last 15
>>minutes.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the ground
>>: > : > after you have installed your new disk brake pads, trapping the
>>jack
>>: > : > handle firmly under the bumper.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > EIGHT-FOOT LONG DOUGLAS FIR 2X4: Used for levering an
>>: > : > automobile upward off a hydraulic jack handle.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > TWEEZERS: A tool for removing wood splinters.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > PHONE: Tool for calling your neighbors to see if he has another
>>: > : > hydraulic floor jack.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > SNAP-ON GASKET SCRAPER: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool
>>for
>>: > : > ------ing mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog ---- off your
>>boot.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool ten times harder than
>>any
>>: > : > known drill bit that snaps off in bolt holes you couldn't use
>>anyway.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the tensile
>>strength
>>: > : > on everything you forgot to disconnect.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > CRAFTSMAN 1/2 x 16-I NCH SCREWDRIVER: A large prybar that
>>: > : > inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on the end
>>: > : > opposite the handle.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > AVIATION METAL SNIPS: See hacksaw.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > TROUBLE LIGHT: The home mechanic's own tanning booth.
>>Sometimes
>>: > : > called a drop light, it is a good source of vitamin D, "the
>>: > : > sunshine vitamin," which is not otherwise found under cars at
>>night.
>>: > : > Health benefits aside, it's main purpose is to consume 40-watt
>>light
>>: > : > bulbs at about the same rate that 105-mm howitzer shells might be
>>: > : > used during, say, the first few hours of the Battle of the Bulge.
>>: > : > More often dark than light, its name is somewhat misleading.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the lids of
>>old-style
>>: > : > paper-and-tin oil cans and splash oil on your shirt; but can
>>: > : > also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw
>>heads.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > AIR COMPRESSOR: A machine that takes energy produced in a
>>: > : > coal-burning power plant 200 miles away and transforms it into
>>: > : > compressed air that travels by hose to a Chicago Pneumatic
>>: > : > impact wrench that grips rusty bolts last over tightened 58 years
>>: > : > ago by someone at H-D, and neatly rounds off their heads.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip
>>or
>>: > : > bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50¢ part.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to cut hoses too short.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer
>>nowadays
>>: > : > is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive
>>: > : > parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the
>>contents
>>: > : > of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works
>>particularly
>>: > : > well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in
>>plastic
>>: > : > bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic
>>: > : > parts.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > DAMMIT TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the
>>: > : > garage while yelling "DAMMIT" at the top of your lungs. It is also
>>the
>>: > : > next tool that you will need.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > EXPLETIVE: A balm, usually applied verbally in hindsight, which
>>: > : > somehow eases those pains and indignities following our every
>>: > : > deficiency in foresight.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > --
>>: > : > Old Crow
>>: > : > '82 FLTC-P "Pearl"
>>: > : > '95 Wrangler YJ
>>: > : > TOMKATAC, SENS, BS#133, MAMBM, SLOB#13, DH#2
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > :
>>: > :
>>: >
>>: >
>>:
>>:
>>
Guest
Posts: n/a
Re: For you tool lovers(OT)
So would that be "second hand" experiance then?
On Mon, 14 Nov 2005 08:02:28 -0600, "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote:
>>*smirk*
>>
>>Ummm... let me think...
>>Well, I don't have any -ehm- first hand experience
>>but after closer observation of the subject I am thinking ... either way.
>>
>>LOL
>>Matt, you are a screwball.
>>
>>KJK
>>
>>
>>"Matt Macchiarolo" <matt@nospamplease.com> wrote in message
>>news:ttSdnSSGuNASYerenZ2dnUVZ_t2dnZ2d@comcast.co m...
>>:I think you may have misptyped...you added a "C" to the word "old"...
>>:
>>: "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
>>: news:hp5df.4307$xK1.711@bignews7.bellsouth.net...
>>: >
>>: > "4X4PLAY" <jrhiltz@eastlink.ca> wrote in message
>>: > news:rlHcf.106167$y_1.41603@edtnps89...
>>: > : ROTFPMP ???????? (roll on the floor pulling my pecker)???? lmao
>>: > :
>>: > : Jeff
>>: >
>>: >
>>: > I'll bet it was "peeing my pants'
>>: > if you keep pullin on that thang, you're gonna stretch it all out and
>>then
>>: > it will get wrinkly when it gets cold!
>>: >
>>: >
>>: > LOL
>>: >
>>: > KJK
>>: >
>>: > :
>>: > :
>>: > :
>>: > :
>>: > :
>>: > :
>>: > :
>>: > : "Snow" <snowbal99@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
>>: > : news:iqncf.9673$EK.282952@news20.bellglobal.com...
>>: > : > ROTFPMP
>>: > : >
>>: > : > Snow...
>>: > : >
>>: > : > "Old Crow" <walliscrow@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>: > : > news:1131541917.891752.325840@g47g2000cwa.googlegr oups.com...
>>: > : >
>>: > : > Stolen from the Harley group...subsitute "Jeep" for any mention of
>>: > : > motorcycles...
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly
>>snatching
>>: > : > flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in
>>the
>>: > : > chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering it
>>against
>>: > : > that freshly painted motorcycle part you were drying.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them
>>somewhere
>>: > : > under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes
>>fingerprint
>>: > : > whorls and hard-earned guitar calluses in about the time it takes
>>you
>>: > : > to say, "Ouch...."
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets in
>>their
>>: > : > holes until you die of old age.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board
>>: > : > principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable
>>: > : > motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more
>>: > : > dismal your future becomes.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > VISE-GRIPS: Used to round off bolt heads. If nothing else is
>>: > : > available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to
>>: > : > the palm of your hand.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting various
>>: > : > flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for igniting
>>the
>>: > : > grease inside the wheel hub you want the bearing race out of.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > WHITWORTH SOCKETS: Once used for working on older British cars
>>: > : > and motorcycles, they are now used mainly for impersonating
>>: > : > that 9/16 or 1/2 socket you've been searching for the last 15
>>minutes.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the ground
>>: > : > after you have installed your new disk brake pads, trapping the
>>jack
>>: > : > handle firmly under the bumper.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > EIGHT-FOOT LONG DOUGLAS FIR 2X4: Used for levering an
>>: > : > automobile upward off a hydraulic jack handle.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > TWEEZERS: A tool for removing wood splinters.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > PHONE: Tool for calling your neighbors to see if he has another
>>: > : > hydraulic floor jack.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > SNAP-ON GASKET SCRAPER: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool
>>for
>>: > : > ------ing mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog ---- off your
>>boot.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool ten times harder than
>>any
>>: > : > known drill bit that snaps off in bolt holes you couldn't use
>>anyway.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the tensile
>>strength
>>: > : > on everything you forgot to disconnect.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > CRAFTSMAN 1/2 x 16-I NCH SCREWDRIVER: A large prybar that
>>: > : > inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on the end
>>: > : > opposite the handle.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > AVIATION METAL SNIPS: See hacksaw.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > TROUBLE LIGHT: The home mechanic's own tanning booth.
>>Sometimes
>>: > : > called a drop light, it is a good source of vitamin D, "the
>>: > : > sunshine vitamin," which is not otherwise found under cars at
>>night.
>>: > : > Health benefits aside, it's main purpose is to consume 40-watt
>>light
>>: > : > bulbs at about the same rate that 105-mm howitzer shells might be
>>: > : > used during, say, the first few hours of the Battle of the Bulge.
>>: > : > More often dark than light, its name is somewhat misleading.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the lids of
>>old-style
>>: > : > paper-and-tin oil cans and splash oil on your shirt; but can
>>: > : > also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw
>>heads.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > AIR COMPRESSOR: A machine that takes energy produced in a
>>: > : > coal-burning power plant 200 miles away and transforms it into
>>: > : > compressed air that travels by hose to a Chicago Pneumatic
>>: > : > impact wrench that grips rusty bolts last over tightened 58 years
>>: > : > ago by someone at H-D, and neatly rounds off their heads.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip
>>or
>>: > : > bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50¢ part.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to cut hoses too short.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer
>>nowadays
>>: > : > is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive
>>: > : > parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the
>>contents
>>: > : > of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works
>>particularly
>>: > : > well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in
>>plastic
>>: > : > bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic
>>: > : > parts.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > DAMMIT TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the
>>: > : > garage while yelling "DAMMIT" at the top of your lungs. It is also
>>the
>>: > : > next tool that you will need.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > EXPLETIVE: A balm, usually applied verbally in hindsight, which
>>: > : > somehow eases those pains and indignities following our every
>>: > : > deficiency in foresight.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > --
>>: > : > Old Crow
>>: > : > '82 FLTC-P "Pearl"
>>: > : > '95 Wrangler YJ
>>: > : > TOMKATAC, SENS, BS#133, MAMBM, SLOB#13, DH#2
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > :
>>: > :
>>: >
>>: >
>>:
>>:
>>
On Mon, 14 Nov 2005 08:02:28 -0600, "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote:
>>*smirk*
>>
>>Ummm... let me think...
>>Well, I don't have any -ehm- first hand experience
>>but after closer observation of the subject I am thinking ... either way.
>>
>>LOL
>>Matt, you are a screwball.
>>
>>KJK
>>
>>
>>"Matt Macchiarolo" <matt@nospamplease.com> wrote in message
>>news:ttSdnSSGuNASYerenZ2dnUVZ_t2dnZ2d@comcast.co m...
>>:I think you may have misptyped...you added a "C" to the word "old"...
>>:
>>: "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
>>: news:hp5df.4307$xK1.711@bignews7.bellsouth.net...
>>: >
>>: > "4X4PLAY" <jrhiltz@eastlink.ca> wrote in message
>>: > news:rlHcf.106167$y_1.41603@edtnps89...
>>: > : ROTFPMP ???????? (roll on the floor pulling my pecker)???? lmao
>>: > :
>>: > : Jeff
>>: >
>>: >
>>: > I'll bet it was "peeing my pants'
>>: > if you keep pullin on that thang, you're gonna stretch it all out and
>>then
>>: > it will get wrinkly when it gets cold!
>>: >
>>: >
>>: > LOL
>>: >
>>: > KJK
>>: >
>>: > :
>>: > :
>>: > :
>>: > :
>>: > :
>>: > :
>>: > :
>>: > : "Snow" <snowbal99@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
>>: > : news:iqncf.9673$EK.282952@news20.bellglobal.com...
>>: > : > ROTFPMP
>>: > : >
>>: > : > Snow...
>>: > : >
>>: > : > "Old Crow" <walliscrow@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>: > : > news:1131541917.891752.325840@g47g2000cwa.googlegr oups.com...
>>: > : >
>>: > : > Stolen from the Harley group...subsitute "Jeep" for any mention of
>>: > : > motorcycles...
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly
>>snatching
>>: > : > flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in
>>the
>>: > : > chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering it
>>against
>>: > : > that freshly painted motorcycle part you were drying.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them
>>somewhere
>>: > : > under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes
>>fingerprint
>>: > : > whorls and hard-earned guitar calluses in about the time it takes
>>you
>>: > : > to say, "Ouch...."
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets in
>>their
>>: > : > holes until you die of old age.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board
>>: > : > principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable
>>: > : > motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more
>>: > : > dismal your future becomes.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > VISE-GRIPS: Used to round off bolt heads. If nothing else is
>>: > : > available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to
>>: > : > the palm of your hand.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting various
>>: > : > flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for igniting
>>the
>>: > : > grease inside the wheel hub you want the bearing race out of.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > WHITWORTH SOCKETS: Once used for working on older British cars
>>: > : > and motorcycles, they are now used mainly for impersonating
>>: > : > that 9/16 or 1/2 socket you've been searching for the last 15
>>minutes.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the ground
>>: > : > after you have installed your new disk brake pads, trapping the
>>jack
>>: > : > handle firmly under the bumper.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > EIGHT-FOOT LONG DOUGLAS FIR 2X4: Used for levering an
>>: > : > automobile upward off a hydraulic jack handle.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > TWEEZERS: A tool for removing wood splinters.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > PHONE: Tool for calling your neighbors to see if he has another
>>: > : > hydraulic floor jack.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > SNAP-ON GASKET SCRAPER: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool
>>for
>>: > : > ------ing mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog ---- off your
>>boot.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool ten times harder than
>>any
>>: > : > known drill bit that snaps off in bolt holes you couldn't use
>>anyway.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the tensile
>>strength
>>: > : > on everything you forgot to disconnect.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > CRAFTSMAN 1/2 x 16-I NCH SCREWDRIVER: A large prybar that
>>: > : > inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on the end
>>: > : > opposite the handle.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > AVIATION METAL SNIPS: See hacksaw.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > TROUBLE LIGHT: The home mechanic's own tanning booth.
>>Sometimes
>>: > : > called a drop light, it is a good source of vitamin D, "the
>>: > : > sunshine vitamin," which is not otherwise found under cars at
>>night.
>>: > : > Health benefits aside, it's main purpose is to consume 40-watt
>>light
>>: > : > bulbs at about the same rate that 105-mm howitzer shells might be
>>: > : > used during, say, the first few hours of the Battle of the Bulge.
>>: > : > More often dark than light, its name is somewhat misleading.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the lids of
>>old-style
>>: > : > paper-and-tin oil cans and splash oil on your shirt; but can
>>: > : > also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw
>>heads.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > AIR COMPRESSOR: A machine that takes energy produced in a
>>: > : > coal-burning power plant 200 miles away and transforms it into
>>: > : > compressed air that travels by hose to a Chicago Pneumatic
>>: > : > impact wrench that grips rusty bolts last over tightened 58 years
>>: > : > ago by someone at H-D, and neatly rounds off their heads.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip
>>or
>>: > : > bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50¢ part.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to cut hoses too short.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer
>>nowadays
>>: > : > is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive
>>: > : > parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the
>>contents
>>: > : > of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works
>>particularly
>>: > : > well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in
>>plastic
>>: > : > bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic
>>: > : > parts.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > DAMMIT TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the
>>: > : > garage while yelling "DAMMIT" at the top of your lungs. It is also
>>the
>>: > : > next tool that you will need.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > EXPLETIVE: A balm, usually applied verbally in hindsight, which
>>: > : > somehow eases those pains and indignities following our every
>>: > : > deficiency in foresight.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > --
>>: > : > Old Crow
>>: > : > '82 FLTC-P "Pearl"
>>: > : > '95 Wrangler YJ
>>: > : > TOMKATAC, SENS, BS#133, MAMBM, SLOB#13, DH#2
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > :
>>: > :
>>: >
>>: >
>>:
>>:
>>
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Re: For you tool lovers(OT)
So would that be "second hand" experiance then?
On Mon, 14 Nov 2005 08:02:28 -0600, "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote:
>>*smirk*
>>
>>Ummm... let me think...
>>Well, I don't have any -ehm- first hand experience
>>but after closer observation of the subject I am thinking ... either way.
>>
>>LOL
>>Matt, you are a screwball.
>>
>>KJK
>>
>>
>>"Matt Macchiarolo" <matt@nospamplease.com> wrote in message
>>news:ttSdnSSGuNASYerenZ2dnUVZ_t2dnZ2d@comcast.co m...
>>:I think you may have misptyped...you added a "C" to the word "old"...
>>:
>>: "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
>>: news:hp5df.4307$xK1.711@bignews7.bellsouth.net...
>>: >
>>: > "4X4PLAY" <jrhiltz@eastlink.ca> wrote in message
>>: > news:rlHcf.106167$y_1.41603@edtnps89...
>>: > : ROTFPMP ???????? (roll on the floor pulling my pecker)???? lmao
>>: > :
>>: > : Jeff
>>: >
>>: >
>>: > I'll bet it was "peeing my pants'
>>: > if you keep pullin on that thang, you're gonna stretch it all out and
>>then
>>: > it will get wrinkly when it gets cold!
>>: >
>>: >
>>: > LOL
>>: >
>>: > KJK
>>: >
>>: > :
>>: > :
>>: > :
>>: > :
>>: > :
>>: > :
>>: > :
>>: > : "Snow" <snowbal99@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
>>: > : news:iqncf.9673$EK.282952@news20.bellglobal.com...
>>: > : > ROTFPMP
>>: > : >
>>: > : > Snow...
>>: > : >
>>: > : > "Old Crow" <walliscrow@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>: > : > news:1131541917.891752.325840@g47g2000cwa.googlegr oups.com...
>>: > : >
>>: > : > Stolen from the Harley group...subsitute "Jeep" for any mention of
>>: > : > motorcycles...
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly
>>snatching
>>: > : > flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in
>>the
>>: > : > chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering it
>>against
>>: > : > that freshly painted motorcycle part you were drying.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them
>>somewhere
>>: > : > under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes
>>fingerprint
>>: > : > whorls and hard-earned guitar calluses in about the time it takes
>>you
>>: > : > to say, "Ouch...."
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets in
>>their
>>: > : > holes until you die of old age.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board
>>: > : > principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable
>>: > : > motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more
>>: > : > dismal your future becomes.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > VISE-GRIPS: Used to round off bolt heads. If nothing else is
>>: > : > available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to
>>: > : > the palm of your hand.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting various
>>: > : > flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for igniting
>>the
>>: > : > grease inside the wheel hub you want the bearing race out of.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > WHITWORTH SOCKETS: Once used for working on older British cars
>>: > : > and motorcycles, they are now used mainly for impersonating
>>: > : > that 9/16 or 1/2 socket you've been searching for the last 15
>>minutes.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the ground
>>: > : > after you have installed your new disk brake pads, trapping the
>>jack
>>: > : > handle firmly under the bumper.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > EIGHT-FOOT LONG DOUGLAS FIR 2X4: Used for levering an
>>: > : > automobile upward off a hydraulic jack handle.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > TWEEZERS: A tool for removing wood splinters.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > PHONE: Tool for calling your neighbors to see if he has another
>>: > : > hydraulic floor jack.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > SNAP-ON GASKET SCRAPER: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool
>>for
>>: > : > ------ing mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog ---- off your
>>boot.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool ten times harder than
>>any
>>: > : > known drill bit that snaps off in bolt holes you couldn't use
>>anyway.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the tensile
>>strength
>>: > : > on everything you forgot to disconnect.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > CRAFTSMAN 1/2 x 16-I NCH SCREWDRIVER: A large prybar that
>>: > : > inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on the end
>>: > : > opposite the handle.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > AVIATION METAL SNIPS: See hacksaw.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > TROUBLE LIGHT: The home mechanic's own tanning booth.
>>Sometimes
>>: > : > called a drop light, it is a good source of vitamin D, "the
>>: > : > sunshine vitamin," which is not otherwise found under cars at
>>night.
>>: > : > Health benefits aside, it's main purpose is to consume 40-watt
>>light
>>: > : > bulbs at about the same rate that 105-mm howitzer shells might be
>>: > : > used during, say, the first few hours of the Battle of the Bulge.
>>: > : > More often dark than light, its name is somewhat misleading.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the lids of
>>old-style
>>: > : > paper-and-tin oil cans and splash oil on your shirt; but can
>>: > : > also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw
>>heads.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > AIR COMPRESSOR: A machine that takes energy produced in a
>>: > : > coal-burning power plant 200 miles away and transforms it into
>>: > : > compressed air that travels by hose to a Chicago Pneumatic
>>: > : > impact wrench that grips rusty bolts last over tightened 58 years
>>: > : > ago by someone at H-D, and neatly rounds off their heads.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip
>>or
>>: > : > bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50¢ part.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to cut hoses too short.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer
>>nowadays
>>: > : > is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive
>>: > : > parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the
>>contents
>>: > : > of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works
>>particularly
>>: > : > well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in
>>plastic
>>: > : > bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic
>>: > : > parts.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > DAMMIT TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the
>>: > : > garage while yelling "DAMMIT" at the top of your lungs. It is also
>>the
>>: > : > next tool that you will need.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > EXPLETIVE: A balm, usually applied verbally in hindsight, which
>>: > : > somehow eases those pains and indignities following our every
>>: > : > deficiency in foresight.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > --
>>: > : > Old Crow
>>: > : > '82 FLTC-P "Pearl"
>>: > : > '95 Wrangler YJ
>>: > : > TOMKATAC, SENS, BS#133, MAMBM, SLOB#13, DH#2
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > :
>>: > :
>>: >
>>: >
>>:
>>:
>>
On Mon, 14 Nov 2005 08:02:28 -0600, "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote:
>>*smirk*
>>
>>Ummm... let me think...
>>Well, I don't have any -ehm- first hand experience
>>but after closer observation of the subject I am thinking ... either way.
>>
>>LOL
>>Matt, you are a screwball.
>>
>>KJK
>>
>>
>>"Matt Macchiarolo" <matt@nospamplease.com> wrote in message
>>news:ttSdnSSGuNASYerenZ2dnUVZ_t2dnZ2d@comcast.co m...
>>:I think you may have misptyped...you added a "C" to the word "old"...
>>:
>>: "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
>>: news:hp5df.4307$xK1.711@bignews7.bellsouth.net...
>>: >
>>: > "4X4PLAY" <jrhiltz@eastlink.ca> wrote in message
>>: > news:rlHcf.106167$y_1.41603@edtnps89...
>>: > : ROTFPMP ???????? (roll on the floor pulling my pecker)???? lmao
>>: > :
>>: > : Jeff
>>: >
>>: >
>>: > I'll bet it was "peeing my pants'
>>: > if you keep pullin on that thang, you're gonna stretch it all out and
>>then
>>: > it will get wrinkly when it gets cold!
>>: >
>>: >
>>: > LOL
>>: >
>>: > KJK
>>: >
>>: > :
>>: > :
>>: > :
>>: > :
>>: > :
>>: > :
>>: > :
>>: > : "Snow" <snowbal99@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
>>: > : news:iqncf.9673$EK.282952@news20.bellglobal.com...
>>: > : > ROTFPMP
>>: > : >
>>: > : > Snow...
>>: > : >
>>: > : > "Old Crow" <walliscrow@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>: > : > news:1131541917.891752.325840@g47g2000cwa.googlegr oups.com...
>>: > : >
>>: > : > Stolen from the Harley group...subsitute "Jeep" for any mention of
>>: > : > motorcycles...
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly
>>snatching
>>: > : > flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in
>>the
>>: > : > chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering it
>>against
>>: > : > that freshly painted motorcycle part you were drying.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them
>>somewhere
>>: > : > under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes
>>fingerprint
>>: > : > whorls and hard-earned guitar calluses in about the time it takes
>>you
>>: > : > to say, "Ouch...."
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets in
>>their
>>: > : > holes until you die of old age.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board
>>: > : > principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable
>>: > : > motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more
>>: > : > dismal your future becomes.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > VISE-GRIPS: Used to round off bolt heads. If nothing else is
>>: > : > available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to
>>: > : > the palm of your hand.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting various
>>: > : > flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for igniting
>>the
>>: > : > grease inside the wheel hub you want the bearing race out of.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > WHITWORTH SOCKETS: Once used for working on older British cars
>>: > : > and motorcycles, they are now used mainly for impersonating
>>: > : > that 9/16 or 1/2 socket you've been searching for the last 15
>>minutes.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the ground
>>: > : > after you have installed your new disk brake pads, trapping the
>>jack
>>: > : > handle firmly under the bumper.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > EIGHT-FOOT LONG DOUGLAS FIR 2X4: Used for levering an
>>: > : > automobile upward off a hydraulic jack handle.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > TWEEZERS: A tool for removing wood splinters.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > PHONE: Tool for calling your neighbors to see if he has another
>>: > : > hydraulic floor jack.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > SNAP-ON GASKET SCRAPER: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool
>>for
>>: > : > ------ing mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog ---- off your
>>boot.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool ten times harder than
>>any
>>: > : > known drill bit that snaps off in bolt holes you couldn't use
>>anyway.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the tensile
>>strength
>>: > : > on everything you forgot to disconnect.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > CRAFTSMAN 1/2 x 16-I NCH SCREWDRIVER: A large prybar that
>>: > : > inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on the end
>>: > : > opposite the handle.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > AVIATION METAL SNIPS: See hacksaw.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > TROUBLE LIGHT: The home mechanic's own tanning booth.
>>Sometimes
>>: > : > called a drop light, it is a good source of vitamin D, "the
>>: > : > sunshine vitamin," which is not otherwise found under cars at
>>night.
>>: > : > Health benefits aside, it's main purpose is to consume 40-watt
>>light
>>: > : > bulbs at about the same rate that 105-mm howitzer shells might be
>>: > : > used during, say, the first few hours of the Battle of the Bulge.
>>: > : > More often dark than light, its name is somewhat misleading.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the lids of
>>old-style
>>: > : > paper-and-tin oil cans and splash oil on your shirt; but can
>>: > : > also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw
>>heads.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > AIR COMPRESSOR: A machine that takes energy produced in a
>>: > : > coal-burning power plant 200 miles away and transforms it into
>>: > : > compressed air that travels by hose to a Chicago Pneumatic
>>: > : > impact wrench that grips rusty bolts last over tightened 58 years
>>: > : > ago by someone at H-D, and neatly rounds off their heads.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip
>>or
>>: > : > bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50¢ part.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to cut hoses too short.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer
>>nowadays
>>: > : > is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive
>>: > : > parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the
>>contents
>>: > : > of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works
>>particularly
>>: > : > well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in
>>plastic
>>: > : > bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic
>>: > : > parts.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > DAMMIT TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the
>>: > : > garage while yelling "DAMMIT" at the top of your lungs. It is also
>>the
>>: > : > next tool that you will need.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > EXPLETIVE: A balm, usually applied verbally in hindsight, which
>>: > : > somehow eases those pains and indignities following our every
>>: > : > deficiency in foresight.
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
>>: > : > --
>>: > : > Old Crow
>>: > : > '82 FLTC-P "Pearl"
>>: > : > '95 Wrangler YJ
>>: > : > TOMKATAC, SENS, BS#133, MAMBM, SLOB#13, DH#2
>>: > : >
>>: > : >
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