For you tool lovers(OT)
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Re: For you tool lovers(OT)
FOFL,
Hell yea, second hand experience is damn near as good as actually being
there
"jbjeep" <jbjeep@saw.net> wrote in message
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: So would that be "second hand" experiance then?
:
:
: On Mon, 14 Nov 2005 08:02:28 -0600, "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com>
wrote:
:
: >>*smirk*
: >>
: >>Ummm... let me think...
: >>Well, I don't have any -ehm- first hand experience
: >>but after closer observation of the subject I am thinking ... either
way.
: >>
: >>LOL
: >>Matt, you are a screwball.
: >>
: >>KJK
: >>
: >>
: >>"Matt Macchiarolo" <matt@nospamplease.com> wrote in message
: >>news:ttSdnSSGuNASYerenZ2dnUVZ_t2dnZ2d@comcast.co m...
: >>:I think you may have misptyped...you added a "C" to the word "old"...
: >>:
: >>: "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
: >>: news:hp5df.4307$xK1.711@bignews7.bellsouth.net...
: >>: >
: >>: > "4X4PLAY" <jrhiltz@eastlink.ca> wrote in message
: >>: > news:rlHcf.106167$y_1.41603@edtnps89...
: >>: > : ROTFPMP ???????? (roll on the floor pulling my pecker)???? lmao
: >>: > :
: >>: > : Jeff
: >>: >
: >>: >
: >>: > I'll bet it was "peeing my pants'
: >>: > if you keep pullin on that thang, you're gonna stretch it all out
and
: >>then
: >>: > it will get wrinkly when it gets cold!
: >>: >
: >>: >
: >>: > LOL
: >>: >
: >>: > KJK
: >>: >
: >>: > :
: >>: > :
: >>: > :
: >>: > :
: >>: > :
: >>: > :
: >>: > :
: >>: > : "Snow" <snowbal99@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
: >>: > : news:iqncf.9673$EK.282952@news20.bellglobal.com...
: >>: > : > ROTFPMP
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > Snow...
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > "Old Crow" <walliscrow@yahoo.com> wrote in message
: >>: > : > news:1131541917.891752.325840@g47g2000cwa.googlegr oups.com...
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > Stolen from the Harley group...subsitute "Jeep" for any mention
of
: >>: > : > motorcycles...
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly
: >>snatching
: >>: > : > flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you
in
: >>the
: >>: > : > chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering it
: >>against
: >>: > : > that freshly painted motorcycle part you were drying.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them
: >>somewhere
: >>: > : > under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes
: >>fingerprint
: >>: > : > whorls and hard-earned guitar calluses in about the time it
takes
: >>you
: >>: > : > to say, "Ouch...."
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets in
: >>their
: >>: > : > holes until you die of old age.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija
board
: >>: > : > principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked,
unpredictable
: >>: > : > motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the
more
: >>: > : > dismal your future becomes.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > VISE-GRIPS: Used to round off bolt heads. If nothing else is
: >>: > : > available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding
heat to
: >>: > : > the palm of your hand.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting
various
: >>: > : > flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for
igniting
: >>the
: >>: > : > grease inside the wheel hub you want the bearing race out of.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > WHITWORTH SOCKETS: Once used for working on older British
cars
: >>: > : > and motorcycles, they are now used mainly for
impersonating
: >>: > : > that 9/16 or 1/2 socket you've been searching for the last 15
: >>minutes.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the
ground
: >>: > : > after you have installed your new disk brake pads, trapping
the
: >>jack
: >>: > : > handle firmly under the bumper.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > EIGHT-FOOT LONG DOUGLAS FIR 2X4: Used for levering an
: >>: > : > automobile upward off a hydraulic jack handle.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > TWEEZERS: A tool for removing wood splinters.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > PHONE: Tool for calling your neighbors to see if he has
another
: >>: > : > hydraulic floor jack.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > SNAP-ON GASKET SCRAPER: Theoretically useful as a sandwich
tool
: >>for
: >>: > : > ------ing mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog ---- off your
: >>boot.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool ten times harder
than
: >>any
: >>: > : > known drill bit that snaps off in bolt holes you couldn't use
: >>anyway.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the tensile
: >>strength
: >>: > : > on everything you forgot to disconnect.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > CRAFTSMAN 1/2 x 16-I NCH SCREWDRIVER: A large prybar that
: >>: > : > inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on the
end
: >>: > : > opposite the handle.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > AVIATION METAL SNIPS: See hacksaw.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > TROUBLE LIGHT: The home mechanic's own tanning booth.
: >>Sometimes
: >>: > : > called a drop light, it is a good source of vitamin D,
"the
: >>: > : > sunshine vitamin," which is not otherwise found under cars at
: >>night.
: >>: > : > Health benefits aside, it's main purpose is to consume 40-watt
: >>light
: >>: > : > bulbs at about the same rate that 105-mm howitzer shells might
be
: >>: > : > used during, say, the first few hours of the Battle of the
Bulge.
: >>: > : > More often dark than light, its name is somewhat misleading.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the lids of
: >>old-style
: >>: > : > paper-and-tin oil cans and splash oil on your shirt; but
can
: >>: > : > also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw
: >>heads.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > AIR COMPRESSOR: A machine that takes energy produced in a
: >>: > : > coal-burning power plant 200 miles away and transforms it into
: >>: > : > compressed air that travels by hose to a Chicago Pneumatic
: >>: > : > impact wrench that grips rusty bolts last over tightened 58
years
: >>: > : > ago by someone at H-D, and neatly rounds off their heads.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that
clip
: >>or
: >>: > : > bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50¢ part.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to cut hoses too short.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer
: >>nowadays
: >>: > : > is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most
expensive
: >>: > : > parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the
: >>contents
: >>: > : > of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works
: >>particularly
: >>: > : > well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in
: >>plastic
: >>: > : > bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or
plastic
: >>: > : > parts.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > DAMMIT TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the
: >>: > : > garage while yelling "DAMMIT" at the top of your lungs. It is
also
: >>the
: >>: > : > next tool that you will need.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > EXPLETIVE: A balm, usually applied verbally in hindsight,
which
: >>: > : > somehow eases those pains and indignities following our every
: >>: > : > deficiency in foresight.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > --
: >>: > : > Old Crow
: >>: > : > '82 FLTC-P "Pearl"
: >>: > : > '95 Wrangler YJ
: >>: > : > TOMKATAC, SENS, BS#133, MAMBM, SLOB#13, DH#2
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > :
: >>: > :
: >>: >
: >>: >
: >>:
: >>:
: >>
Hell yea, second hand experience is damn near as good as actually being
there
"jbjeep" <jbjeep@saw.net> wrote in message
news:rlfin1h6ptt9mb6v1jp9hd8lodqgpjb1bd@4ax.com...
: So would that be "second hand" experiance then?
:
:
: On Mon, 14 Nov 2005 08:02:28 -0600, "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com>
wrote:
:
: >>*smirk*
: >>
: >>Ummm... let me think...
: >>Well, I don't have any -ehm- first hand experience
: >>but after closer observation of the subject I am thinking ... either
way.
: >>
: >>LOL
: >>Matt, you are a screwball.
: >>
: >>KJK
: >>
: >>
: >>"Matt Macchiarolo" <matt@nospamplease.com> wrote in message
: >>news:ttSdnSSGuNASYerenZ2dnUVZ_t2dnZ2d@comcast.co m...
: >>:I think you may have misptyped...you added a "C" to the word "old"...
: >>:
: >>: "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
: >>: news:hp5df.4307$xK1.711@bignews7.bellsouth.net...
: >>: >
: >>: > "4X4PLAY" <jrhiltz@eastlink.ca> wrote in message
: >>: > news:rlHcf.106167$y_1.41603@edtnps89...
: >>: > : ROTFPMP ???????? (roll on the floor pulling my pecker)???? lmao
: >>: > :
: >>: > : Jeff
: >>: >
: >>: >
: >>: > I'll bet it was "peeing my pants'
: >>: > if you keep pullin on that thang, you're gonna stretch it all out
and
: >>then
: >>: > it will get wrinkly when it gets cold!
: >>: >
: >>: >
: >>: > LOL
: >>: >
: >>: > KJK
: >>: >
: >>: > :
: >>: > :
: >>: > :
: >>: > :
: >>: > :
: >>: > :
: >>: > :
: >>: > : "Snow" <snowbal99@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
: >>: > : news:iqncf.9673$EK.282952@news20.bellglobal.com...
: >>: > : > ROTFPMP
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > Snow...
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > "Old Crow" <walliscrow@yahoo.com> wrote in message
: >>: > : > news:1131541917.891752.325840@g47g2000cwa.googlegr oups.com...
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > Stolen from the Harley group...subsitute "Jeep" for any mention
of
: >>: > : > motorcycles...
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly
: >>snatching
: >>: > : > flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you
in
: >>the
: >>: > : > chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering it
: >>against
: >>: > : > that freshly painted motorcycle part you were drying.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them
: >>somewhere
: >>: > : > under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes
: >>fingerprint
: >>: > : > whorls and hard-earned guitar calluses in about the time it
takes
: >>you
: >>: > : > to say, "Ouch...."
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets in
: >>their
: >>: > : > holes until you die of old age.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija
board
: >>: > : > principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked,
unpredictable
: >>: > : > motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the
more
: >>: > : > dismal your future becomes.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > VISE-GRIPS: Used to round off bolt heads. If nothing else is
: >>: > : > available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding
heat to
: >>: > : > the palm of your hand.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting
various
: >>: > : > flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for
igniting
: >>the
: >>: > : > grease inside the wheel hub you want the bearing race out of.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > WHITWORTH SOCKETS: Once used for working on older British
cars
: >>: > : > and motorcycles, they are now used mainly for
impersonating
: >>: > : > that 9/16 or 1/2 socket you've been searching for the last 15
: >>minutes.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the
ground
: >>: > : > after you have installed your new disk brake pads, trapping
the
: >>jack
: >>: > : > handle firmly under the bumper.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > EIGHT-FOOT LONG DOUGLAS FIR 2X4: Used for levering an
: >>: > : > automobile upward off a hydraulic jack handle.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > TWEEZERS: A tool for removing wood splinters.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > PHONE: Tool for calling your neighbors to see if he has
another
: >>: > : > hydraulic floor jack.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > SNAP-ON GASKET SCRAPER: Theoretically useful as a sandwich
tool
: >>for
: >>: > : > ------ing mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog ---- off your
: >>boot.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool ten times harder
than
: >>any
: >>: > : > known drill bit that snaps off in bolt holes you couldn't use
: >>anyway.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the tensile
: >>strength
: >>: > : > on everything you forgot to disconnect.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > CRAFTSMAN 1/2 x 16-I NCH SCREWDRIVER: A large prybar that
: >>: > : > inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on the
end
: >>: > : > opposite the handle.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > AVIATION METAL SNIPS: See hacksaw.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > TROUBLE LIGHT: The home mechanic's own tanning booth.
: >>Sometimes
: >>: > : > called a drop light, it is a good source of vitamin D,
"the
: >>: > : > sunshine vitamin," which is not otherwise found under cars at
: >>night.
: >>: > : > Health benefits aside, it's main purpose is to consume 40-watt
: >>light
: >>: > : > bulbs at about the same rate that 105-mm howitzer shells might
be
: >>: > : > used during, say, the first few hours of the Battle of the
Bulge.
: >>: > : > More often dark than light, its name is somewhat misleading.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the lids of
: >>old-style
: >>: > : > paper-and-tin oil cans and splash oil on your shirt; but
can
: >>: > : > also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw
: >>heads.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > AIR COMPRESSOR: A machine that takes energy produced in a
: >>: > : > coal-burning power plant 200 miles away and transforms it into
: >>: > : > compressed air that travels by hose to a Chicago Pneumatic
: >>: > : > impact wrench that grips rusty bolts last over tightened 58
years
: >>: > : > ago by someone at H-D, and neatly rounds off their heads.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that
clip
: >>or
: >>: > : > bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50¢ part.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to cut hoses too short.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer
: >>nowadays
: >>: > : > is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most
expensive
: >>: > : > parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the
: >>contents
: >>: > : > of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works
: >>particularly
: >>: > : > well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in
: >>plastic
: >>: > : > bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or
plastic
: >>: > : > parts.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > DAMMIT TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the
: >>: > : > garage while yelling "DAMMIT" at the top of your lungs. It is
also
: >>the
: >>: > : > next tool that you will need.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > EXPLETIVE: A balm, usually applied verbally in hindsight,
which
: >>: > : > somehow eases those pains and indignities following our every
: >>: > : > deficiency in foresight.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > --
: >>: > : > Old Crow
: >>: > : > '82 FLTC-P "Pearl"
: >>: > : > '95 Wrangler YJ
: >>: > : > TOMKATAC, SENS, BS#133, MAMBM, SLOB#13, DH#2
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > :
: >>: > :
: >>: >
: >>: >
: >>:
: >>:
: >>
Guest
Posts: n/a
Re: For you tool lovers(OT)
FOFL,
Hell yea, second hand experience is damn near as good as actually being
there
"jbjeep" <jbjeep@saw.net> wrote in message
news:rlfin1h6ptt9mb6v1jp9hd8lodqgpjb1bd@4ax.com...
: So would that be "second hand" experiance then?
:
:
: On Mon, 14 Nov 2005 08:02:28 -0600, "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com>
wrote:
:
: >>*smirk*
: >>
: >>Ummm... let me think...
: >>Well, I don't have any -ehm- first hand experience
: >>but after closer observation of the subject I am thinking ... either
way.
: >>
: >>LOL
: >>Matt, you are a screwball.
: >>
: >>KJK
: >>
: >>
: >>"Matt Macchiarolo" <matt@nospamplease.com> wrote in message
: >>news:ttSdnSSGuNASYerenZ2dnUVZ_t2dnZ2d@comcast.co m...
: >>:I think you may have misptyped...you added a "C" to the word "old"...
: >>:
: >>: "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
: >>: news:hp5df.4307$xK1.711@bignews7.bellsouth.net...
: >>: >
: >>: > "4X4PLAY" <jrhiltz@eastlink.ca> wrote in message
: >>: > news:rlHcf.106167$y_1.41603@edtnps89...
: >>: > : ROTFPMP ???????? (roll on the floor pulling my pecker)???? lmao
: >>: > :
: >>: > : Jeff
: >>: >
: >>: >
: >>: > I'll bet it was "peeing my pants'
: >>: > if you keep pullin on that thang, you're gonna stretch it all out
and
: >>then
: >>: > it will get wrinkly when it gets cold!
: >>: >
: >>: >
: >>: > LOL
: >>: >
: >>: > KJK
: >>: >
: >>: > :
: >>: > :
: >>: > :
: >>: > :
: >>: > :
: >>: > :
: >>: > :
: >>: > : "Snow" <snowbal99@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
: >>: > : news:iqncf.9673$EK.282952@news20.bellglobal.com...
: >>: > : > ROTFPMP
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > Snow...
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > "Old Crow" <walliscrow@yahoo.com> wrote in message
: >>: > : > news:1131541917.891752.325840@g47g2000cwa.googlegr oups.com...
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > Stolen from the Harley group...subsitute "Jeep" for any mention
of
: >>: > : > motorcycles...
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly
: >>snatching
: >>: > : > flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you
in
: >>the
: >>: > : > chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering it
: >>against
: >>: > : > that freshly painted motorcycle part you were drying.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them
: >>somewhere
: >>: > : > under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes
: >>fingerprint
: >>: > : > whorls and hard-earned guitar calluses in about the time it
takes
: >>you
: >>: > : > to say, "Ouch...."
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets in
: >>their
: >>: > : > holes until you die of old age.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija
board
: >>: > : > principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked,
unpredictable
: >>: > : > motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the
more
: >>: > : > dismal your future becomes.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > VISE-GRIPS: Used to round off bolt heads. If nothing else is
: >>: > : > available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding
heat to
: >>: > : > the palm of your hand.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting
various
: >>: > : > flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for
igniting
: >>the
: >>: > : > grease inside the wheel hub you want the bearing race out of.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > WHITWORTH SOCKETS: Once used for working on older British
cars
: >>: > : > and motorcycles, they are now used mainly for
impersonating
: >>: > : > that 9/16 or 1/2 socket you've been searching for the last 15
: >>minutes.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the
ground
: >>: > : > after you have installed your new disk brake pads, trapping
the
: >>jack
: >>: > : > handle firmly under the bumper.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > EIGHT-FOOT LONG DOUGLAS FIR 2X4: Used for levering an
: >>: > : > automobile upward off a hydraulic jack handle.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > TWEEZERS: A tool for removing wood splinters.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > PHONE: Tool for calling your neighbors to see if he has
another
: >>: > : > hydraulic floor jack.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > SNAP-ON GASKET SCRAPER: Theoretically useful as a sandwich
tool
: >>for
: >>: > : > ------ing mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog ---- off your
: >>boot.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool ten times harder
than
: >>any
: >>: > : > known drill bit that snaps off in bolt holes you couldn't use
: >>anyway.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the tensile
: >>strength
: >>: > : > on everything you forgot to disconnect.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > CRAFTSMAN 1/2 x 16-I NCH SCREWDRIVER: A large prybar that
: >>: > : > inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on the
end
: >>: > : > opposite the handle.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > AVIATION METAL SNIPS: See hacksaw.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > TROUBLE LIGHT: The home mechanic's own tanning booth.
: >>Sometimes
: >>: > : > called a drop light, it is a good source of vitamin D,
"the
: >>: > : > sunshine vitamin," which is not otherwise found under cars at
: >>night.
: >>: > : > Health benefits aside, it's main purpose is to consume 40-watt
: >>light
: >>: > : > bulbs at about the same rate that 105-mm howitzer shells might
be
: >>: > : > used during, say, the first few hours of the Battle of the
Bulge.
: >>: > : > More often dark than light, its name is somewhat misleading.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the lids of
: >>old-style
: >>: > : > paper-and-tin oil cans and splash oil on your shirt; but
can
: >>: > : > also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw
: >>heads.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > AIR COMPRESSOR: A machine that takes energy produced in a
: >>: > : > coal-burning power plant 200 miles away and transforms it into
: >>: > : > compressed air that travels by hose to a Chicago Pneumatic
: >>: > : > impact wrench that grips rusty bolts last over tightened 58
years
: >>: > : > ago by someone at H-D, and neatly rounds off their heads.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that
clip
: >>or
: >>: > : > bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50¢ part.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to cut hoses too short.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer
: >>nowadays
: >>: > : > is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most
expensive
: >>: > : > parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the
: >>contents
: >>: > : > of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works
: >>particularly
: >>: > : > well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in
: >>plastic
: >>: > : > bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or
plastic
: >>: > : > parts.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > DAMMIT TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the
: >>: > : > garage while yelling "DAMMIT" at the top of your lungs. It is
also
: >>the
: >>: > : > next tool that you will need.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > EXPLETIVE: A balm, usually applied verbally in hindsight,
which
: >>: > : > somehow eases those pains and indignities following our every
: >>: > : > deficiency in foresight.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > --
: >>: > : > Old Crow
: >>: > : > '82 FLTC-P "Pearl"
: >>: > : > '95 Wrangler YJ
: >>: > : > TOMKATAC, SENS, BS#133, MAMBM, SLOB#13, DH#2
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > :
: >>: > :
: >>: >
: >>: >
: >>:
: >>:
: >>
Hell yea, second hand experience is damn near as good as actually being
there
"jbjeep" <jbjeep@saw.net> wrote in message
news:rlfin1h6ptt9mb6v1jp9hd8lodqgpjb1bd@4ax.com...
: So would that be "second hand" experiance then?
:
:
: On Mon, 14 Nov 2005 08:02:28 -0600, "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com>
wrote:
:
: >>*smirk*
: >>
: >>Ummm... let me think...
: >>Well, I don't have any -ehm- first hand experience
: >>but after closer observation of the subject I am thinking ... either
way.
: >>
: >>LOL
: >>Matt, you are a screwball.
: >>
: >>KJK
: >>
: >>
: >>"Matt Macchiarolo" <matt@nospamplease.com> wrote in message
: >>news:ttSdnSSGuNASYerenZ2dnUVZ_t2dnZ2d@comcast.co m...
: >>:I think you may have misptyped...you added a "C" to the word "old"...
: >>:
: >>: "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
: >>: news:hp5df.4307$xK1.711@bignews7.bellsouth.net...
: >>: >
: >>: > "4X4PLAY" <jrhiltz@eastlink.ca> wrote in message
: >>: > news:rlHcf.106167$y_1.41603@edtnps89...
: >>: > : ROTFPMP ???????? (roll on the floor pulling my pecker)???? lmao
: >>: > :
: >>: > : Jeff
: >>: >
: >>: >
: >>: > I'll bet it was "peeing my pants'
: >>: > if you keep pullin on that thang, you're gonna stretch it all out
and
: >>then
: >>: > it will get wrinkly when it gets cold!
: >>: >
: >>: >
: >>: > LOL
: >>: >
: >>: > KJK
: >>: >
: >>: > :
: >>: > :
: >>: > :
: >>: > :
: >>: > :
: >>: > :
: >>: > :
: >>: > : "Snow" <snowbal99@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
: >>: > : news:iqncf.9673$EK.282952@news20.bellglobal.com...
: >>: > : > ROTFPMP
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > Snow...
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > "Old Crow" <walliscrow@yahoo.com> wrote in message
: >>: > : > news:1131541917.891752.325840@g47g2000cwa.googlegr oups.com...
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > Stolen from the Harley group...subsitute "Jeep" for any mention
of
: >>: > : > motorcycles...
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly
: >>snatching
: >>: > : > flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you
in
: >>the
: >>: > : > chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering it
: >>against
: >>: > : > that freshly painted motorcycle part you were drying.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them
: >>somewhere
: >>: > : > under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes
: >>fingerprint
: >>: > : > whorls and hard-earned guitar calluses in about the time it
takes
: >>you
: >>: > : > to say, "Ouch...."
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets in
: >>their
: >>: > : > holes until you die of old age.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija
board
: >>: > : > principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked,
unpredictable
: >>: > : > motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the
more
: >>: > : > dismal your future becomes.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > VISE-GRIPS: Used to round off bolt heads. If nothing else is
: >>: > : > available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding
heat to
: >>: > : > the palm of your hand.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting
various
: >>: > : > flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for
igniting
: >>the
: >>: > : > grease inside the wheel hub you want the bearing race out of.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > WHITWORTH SOCKETS: Once used for working on older British
cars
: >>: > : > and motorcycles, they are now used mainly for
impersonating
: >>: > : > that 9/16 or 1/2 socket you've been searching for the last 15
: >>minutes.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the
ground
: >>: > : > after you have installed your new disk brake pads, trapping
the
: >>jack
: >>: > : > handle firmly under the bumper.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > EIGHT-FOOT LONG DOUGLAS FIR 2X4: Used for levering an
: >>: > : > automobile upward off a hydraulic jack handle.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > TWEEZERS: A tool for removing wood splinters.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > PHONE: Tool for calling your neighbors to see if he has
another
: >>: > : > hydraulic floor jack.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > SNAP-ON GASKET SCRAPER: Theoretically useful as a sandwich
tool
: >>for
: >>: > : > ------ing mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog ---- off your
: >>boot.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool ten times harder
than
: >>any
: >>: > : > known drill bit that snaps off in bolt holes you couldn't use
: >>anyway.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the tensile
: >>strength
: >>: > : > on everything you forgot to disconnect.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > CRAFTSMAN 1/2 x 16-I NCH SCREWDRIVER: A large prybar that
: >>: > : > inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on the
end
: >>: > : > opposite the handle.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > AVIATION METAL SNIPS: See hacksaw.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > TROUBLE LIGHT: The home mechanic's own tanning booth.
: >>Sometimes
: >>: > : > called a drop light, it is a good source of vitamin D,
"the
: >>: > : > sunshine vitamin," which is not otherwise found under cars at
: >>night.
: >>: > : > Health benefits aside, it's main purpose is to consume 40-watt
: >>light
: >>: > : > bulbs at about the same rate that 105-mm howitzer shells might
be
: >>: > : > used during, say, the first few hours of the Battle of the
Bulge.
: >>: > : > More often dark than light, its name is somewhat misleading.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the lids of
: >>old-style
: >>: > : > paper-and-tin oil cans and splash oil on your shirt; but
can
: >>: > : > also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw
: >>heads.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > AIR COMPRESSOR: A machine that takes energy produced in a
: >>: > : > coal-burning power plant 200 miles away and transforms it into
: >>: > : > compressed air that travels by hose to a Chicago Pneumatic
: >>: > : > impact wrench that grips rusty bolts last over tightened 58
years
: >>: > : > ago by someone at H-D, and neatly rounds off their heads.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that
clip
: >>or
: >>: > : > bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50¢ part.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to cut hoses too short.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer
: >>nowadays
: >>: > : > is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most
expensive
: >>: > : > parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the
: >>contents
: >>: > : > of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works
: >>particularly
: >>: > : > well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in
: >>plastic
: >>: > : > bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or
plastic
: >>: > : > parts.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > DAMMIT TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the
: >>: > : > garage while yelling "DAMMIT" at the top of your lungs. It is
also
: >>the
: >>: > : > next tool that you will need.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > EXPLETIVE: A balm, usually applied verbally in hindsight,
which
: >>: > : > somehow eases those pains and indignities following our every
: >>: > : > deficiency in foresight.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > --
: >>: > : > Old Crow
: >>: > : > '82 FLTC-P "Pearl"
: >>: > : > '95 Wrangler YJ
: >>: > : > TOMKATAC, SENS, BS#133, MAMBM, SLOB#13, DH#2
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > :
: >>: > :
: >>: >
: >>: >
: >>:
: >>:
: >>
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Re: For you tool lovers(OT)
FOFL,
Hell yea, second hand experience is damn near as good as actually being
there
"jbjeep" <jbjeep@saw.net> wrote in message
news:rlfin1h6ptt9mb6v1jp9hd8lodqgpjb1bd@4ax.com...
: So would that be "second hand" experiance then?
:
:
: On Mon, 14 Nov 2005 08:02:28 -0600, "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com>
wrote:
:
: >>*smirk*
: >>
: >>Ummm... let me think...
: >>Well, I don't have any -ehm- first hand experience
: >>but after closer observation of the subject I am thinking ... either
way.
: >>
: >>LOL
: >>Matt, you are a screwball.
: >>
: >>KJK
: >>
: >>
: >>"Matt Macchiarolo" <matt@nospamplease.com> wrote in message
: >>news:ttSdnSSGuNASYerenZ2dnUVZ_t2dnZ2d@comcast.co m...
: >>:I think you may have misptyped...you added a "C" to the word "old"...
: >>:
: >>: "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
: >>: news:hp5df.4307$xK1.711@bignews7.bellsouth.net...
: >>: >
: >>: > "4X4PLAY" <jrhiltz@eastlink.ca> wrote in message
: >>: > news:rlHcf.106167$y_1.41603@edtnps89...
: >>: > : ROTFPMP ???????? (roll on the floor pulling my pecker)???? lmao
: >>: > :
: >>: > : Jeff
: >>: >
: >>: >
: >>: > I'll bet it was "peeing my pants'
: >>: > if you keep pullin on that thang, you're gonna stretch it all out
and
: >>then
: >>: > it will get wrinkly when it gets cold!
: >>: >
: >>: >
: >>: > LOL
: >>: >
: >>: > KJK
: >>: >
: >>: > :
: >>: > :
: >>: > :
: >>: > :
: >>: > :
: >>: > :
: >>: > :
: >>: > : "Snow" <snowbal99@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
: >>: > : news:iqncf.9673$EK.282952@news20.bellglobal.com...
: >>: > : > ROTFPMP
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > Snow...
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > "Old Crow" <walliscrow@yahoo.com> wrote in message
: >>: > : > news:1131541917.891752.325840@g47g2000cwa.googlegr oups.com...
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > Stolen from the Harley group...subsitute "Jeep" for any mention
of
: >>: > : > motorcycles...
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly
: >>snatching
: >>: > : > flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you
in
: >>the
: >>: > : > chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering it
: >>against
: >>: > : > that freshly painted motorcycle part you were drying.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them
: >>somewhere
: >>: > : > under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes
: >>fingerprint
: >>: > : > whorls and hard-earned guitar calluses in about the time it
takes
: >>you
: >>: > : > to say, "Ouch...."
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets in
: >>their
: >>: > : > holes until you die of old age.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija
board
: >>: > : > principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked,
unpredictable
: >>: > : > motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the
more
: >>: > : > dismal your future becomes.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > VISE-GRIPS: Used to round off bolt heads. If nothing else is
: >>: > : > available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding
heat to
: >>: > : > the palm of your hand.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting
various
: >>: > : > flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for
igniting
: >>the
: >>: > : > grease inside the wheel hub you want the bearing race out of.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > WHITWORTH SOCKETS: Once used for working on older British
cars
: >>: > : > and motorcycles, they are now used mainly for
impersonating
: >>: > : > that 9/16 or 1/2 socket you've been searching for the last 15
: >>minutes.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the
ground
: >>: > : > after you have installed your new disk brake pads, trapping
the
: >>jack
: >>: > : > handle firmly under the bumper.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > EIGHT-FOOT LONG DOUGLAS FIR 2X4: Used for levering an
: >>: > : > automobile upward off a hydraulic jack handle.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > TWEEZERS: A tool for removing wood splinters.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > PHONE: Tool for calling your neighbors to see if he has
another
: >>: > : > hydraulic floor jack.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > SNAP-ON GASKET SCRAPER: Theoretically useful as a sandwich
tool
: >>for
: >>: > : > ------ing mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog ---- off your
: >>boot.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool ten times harder
than
: >>any
: >>: > : > known drill bit that snaps off in bolt holes you couldn't use
: >>anyway.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the tensile
: >>strength
: >>: > : > on everything you forgot to disconnect.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > CRAFTSMAN 1/2 x 16-I NCH SCREWDRIVER: A large prybar that
: >>: > : > inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on the
end
: >>: > : > opposite the handle.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > AVIATION METAL SNIPS: See hacksaw.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > TROUBLE LIGHT: The home mechanic's own tanning booth.
: >>Sometimes
: >>: > : > called a drop light, it is a good source of vitamin D,
"the
: >>: > : > sunshine vitamin," which is not otherwise found under cars at
: >>night.
: >>: > : > Health benefits aside, it's main purpose is to consume 40-watt
: >>light
: >>: > : > bulbs at about the same rate that 105-mm howitzer shells might
be
: >>: > : > used during, say, the first few hours of the Battle of the
Bulge.
: >>: > : > More often dark than light, its name is somewhat misleading.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the lids of
: >>old-style
: >>: > : > paper-and-tin oil cans and splash oil on your shirt; but
can
: >>: > : > also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw
: >>heads.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > AIR COMPRESSOR: A machine that takes energy produced in a
: >>: > : > coal-burning power plant 200 miles away and transforms it into
: >>: > : > compressed air that travels by hose to a Chicago Pneumatic
: >>: > : > impact wrench that grips rusty bolts last over tightened 58
years
: >>: > : > ago by someone at H-D, and neatly rounds off their heads.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that
clip
: >>or
: >>: > : > bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50¢ part.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to cut hoses too short.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer
: >>nowadays
: >>: > : > is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most
expensive
: >>: > : > parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the
: >>contents
: >>: > : > of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works
: >>particularly
: >>: > : > well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in
: >>plastic
: >>: > : > bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or
plastic
: >>: > : > parts.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > DAMMIT TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the
: >>: > : > garage while yelling "DAMMIT" at the top of your lungs. It is
also
: >>the
: >>: > : > next tool that you will need.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > EXPLETIVE: A balm, usually applied verbally in hindsight,
which
: >>: > : > somehow eases those pains and indignities following our every
: >>: > : > deficiency in foresight.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > --
: >>: > : > Old Crow
: >>: > : > '82 FLTC-P "Pearl"
: >>: > : > '95 Wrangler YJ
: >>: > : > TOMKATAC, SENS, BS#133, MAMBM, SLOB#13, DH#2
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > :
: >>: > :
: >>: >
: >>: >
: >>:
: >>:
: >>
Hell yea, second hand experience is damn near as good as actually being
there
"jbjeep" <jbjeep@saw.net> wrote in message
news:rlfin1h6ptt9mb6v1jp9hd8lodqgpjb1bd@4ax.com...
: So would that be "second hand" experiance then?
:
:
: On Mon, 14 Nov 2005 08:02:28 -0600, "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com>
wrote:
:
: >>*smirk*
: >>
: >>Ummm... let me think...
: >>Well, I don't have any -ehm- first hand experience
: >>but after closer observation of the subject I am thinking ... either
way.
: >>
: >>LOL
: >>Matt, you are a screwball.
: >>
: >>KJK
: >>
: >>
: >>"Matt Macchiarolo" <matt@nospamplease.com> wrote in message
: >>news:ttSdnSSGuNASYerenZ2dnUVZ_t2dnZ2d@comcast.co m...
: >>:I think you may have misptyped...you added a "C" to the word "old"...
: >>:
: >>: "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
: >>: news:hp5df.4307$xK1.711@bignews7.bellsouth.net...
: >>: >
: >>: > "4X4PLAY" <jrhiltz@eastlink.ca> wrote in message
: >>: > news:rlHcf.106167$y_1.41603@edtnps89...
: >>: > : ROTFPMP ???????? (roll on the floor pulling my pecker)???? lmao
: >>: > :
: >>: > : Jeff
: >>: >
: >>: >
: >>: > I'll bet it was "peeing my pants'
: >>: > if you keep pullin on that thang, you're gonna stretch it all out
and
: >>then
: >>: > it will get wrinkly when it gets cold!
: >>: >
: >>: >
: >>: > LOL
: >>: >
: >>: > KJK
: >>: >
: >>: > :
: >>: > :
: >>: > :
: >>: > :
: >>: > :
: >>: > :
: >>: > :
: >>: > : "Snow" <snowbal99@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
: >>: > : news:iqncf.9673$EK.282952@news20.bellglobal.com...
: >>: > : > ROTFPMP
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > Snow...
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > "Old Crow" <walliscrow@yahoo.com> wrote in message
: >>: > : > news:1131541917.891752.325840@g47g2000cwa.googlegr oups.com...
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > Stolen from the Harley group...subsitute "Jeep" for any mention
of
: >>: > : > motorcycles...
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly
: >>snatching
: >>: > : > flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you
in
: >>the
: >>: > : > chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering it
: >>against
: >>: > : > that freshly painted motorcycle part you were drying.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them
: >>somewhere
: >>: > : > under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes
: >>fingerprint
: >>: > : > whorls and hard-earned guitar calluses in about the time it
takes
: >>you
: >>: > : > to say, "Ouch...."
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets in
: >>their
: >>: > : > holes until you die of old age.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija
board
: >>: > : > principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked,
unpredictable
: >>: > : > motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the
more
: >>: > : > dismal your future becomes.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > VISE-GRIPS: Used to round off bolt heads. If nothing else is
: >>: > : > available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding
heat to
: >>: > : > the palm of your hand.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting
various
: >>: > : > flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for
igniting
: >>the
: >>: > : > grease inside the wheel hub you want the bearing race out of.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > WHITWORTH SOCKETS: Once used for working on older British
cars
: >>: > : > and motorcycles, they are now used mainly for
impersonating
: >>: > : > that 9/16 or 1/2 socket you've been searching for the last 15
: >>minutes.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the
ground
: >>: > : > after you have installed your new disk brake pads, trapping
the
: >>jack
: >>: > : > handle firmly under the bumper.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > EIGHT-FOOT LONG DOUGLAS FIR 2X4: Used for levering an
: >>: > : > automobile upward off a hydraulic jack handle.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > TWEEZERS: A tool for removing wood splinters.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > PHONE: Tool for calling your neighbors to see if he has
another
: >>: > : > hydraulic floor jack.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > SNAP-ON GASKET SCRAPER: Theoretically useful as a sandwich
tool
: >>for
: >>: > : > ------ing mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog ---- off your
: >>boot.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool ten times harder
than
: >>any
: >>: > : > known drill bit that snaps off in bolt holes you couldn't use
: >>anyway.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the tensile
: >>strength
: >>: > : > on everything you forgot to disconnect.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > CRAFTSMAN 1/2 x 16-I NCH SCREWDRIVER: A large prybar that
: >>: > : > inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on the
end
: >>: > : > opposite the handle.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > AVIATION METAL SNIPS: See hacksaw.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > TROUBLE LIGHT: The home mechanic's own tanning booth.
: >>Sometimes
: >>: > : > called a drop light, it is a good source of vitamin D,
"the
: >>: > : > sunshine vitamin," which is not otherwise found under cars at
: >>night.
: >>: > : > Health benefits aside, it's main purpose is to consume 40-watt
: >>light
: >>: > : > bulbs at about the same rate that 105-mm howitzer shells might
be
: >>: > : > used during, say, the first few hours of the Battle of the
Bulge.
: >>: > : > More often dark than light, its name is somewhat misleading.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the lids of
: >>old-style
: >>: > : > paper-and-tin oil cans and splash oil on your shirt; but
can
: >>: > : > also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw
: >>heads.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > AIR COMPRESSOR: A machine that takes energy produced in a
: >>: > : > coal-burning power plant 200 miles away and transforms it into
: >>: > : > compressed air that travels by hose to a Chicago Pneumatic
: >>: > : > impact wrench that grips rusty bolts last over tightened 58
years
: >>: > : > ago by someone at H-D, and neatly rounds off their heads.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that
clip
: >>or
: >>: > : > bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50¢ part.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to cut hoses too short.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer
: >>nowadays
: >>: > : > is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most
expensive
: >>: > : > parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the
: >>contents
: >>: > : > of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works
: >>particularly
: >>: > : > well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in
: >>plastic
: >>: > : > bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or
plastic
: >>: > : > parts.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > DAMMIT TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the
: >>: > : > garage while yelling "DAMMIT" at the top of your lungs. It is
also
: >>the
: >>: > : > next tool that you will need.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > EXPLETIVE: A balm, usually applied verbally in hindsight,
which
: >>: > : > somehow eases those pains and indignities following our every
: >>: > : > deficiency in foresight.
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : > --
: >>: > : > Old Crow
: >>: > : > '82 FLTC-P "Pearl"
: >>: > : > '95 Wrangler YJ
: >>: > : > TOMKATAC, SENS, BS#133, MAMBM, SLOB#13, DH#2
: >>: > : >
: >>: > : >
: >>: > :
: >>: > :
: >>: >
: >>: >
: >>:
: >>:
: >>
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Re: For you tool lovers(OT)
KJ.Kate wrote:
> FOFL,
> Hell yea, second hand experience is damn near as good as actually being
> there
>
>
You know what they say...If you can't be with the one you love, love
the one you're with.
--
Old Crow
'82 FLTC-P "Pearl"
'95 Wrangler YJ
TOMKAT,DOF#51,SENS, BS#133, MAMBM, SLOB#13, DH#2
There's only one RE!
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Re: For you tool lovers(OT)
KJ.Kate wrote:
> FOFL,
> Hell yea, second hand experience is damn near as good as actually being
> there
>
>
You know what they say...If you can't be with the one you love, love
the one you're with.
--
Old Crow
'82 FLTC-P "Pearl"
'95 Wrangler YJ
TOMKAT,DOF#51,SENS, BS#133, MAMBM, SLOB#13, DH#2
There's only one RE!
Guest
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Re: For you tool lovers(OT)
KJ.Kate wrote:
> FOFL,
> Hell yea, second hand experience is damn near as good as actually being
> there
>
>
You know what they say...If you can't be with the one you love, love
the one you're with.
--
Old Crow
'82 FLTC-P "Pearl"
'95 Wrangler YJ
TOMKAT,DOF#51,SENS, BS#133, MAMBM, SLOB#13, DH#2
There's only one RE!
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Re: For you tool lovers(OT)
So now we know where your second hand is, what are you doing with your first
hand? ;-)
"KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
news:Jfnef.30081$td.20432@bignews3.bellsouth.net.. .
> FOFL,
> Hell yea, second hand experience is damn near as good as actually being
> there
>
>
>
>
> "jbjeep" <jbjeep@saw.net> wrote in message
> news:rlfin1h6ptt9mb6v1jp9hd8lodqgpjb1bd@4ax.com...
> : So would that be "second hand" experiance then?
> :
> :
> : On Mon, 14 Nov 2005 08:02:28 -0600, "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com>
> wrote:
> :
> : >>*smirk*
> : >>
> : >>Ummm... let me think...
> : >>Well, I don't have any -ehm- first hand experience
> : >>but after closer observation of the subject I am thinking ... either
> way.
> : >>
> : >>LOL
> : >>Matt, you are a screwball.
> : >>
> : >>KJK
> : >>
> : >>
> : >>"Matt Macchiarolo" <matt@nospamplease.com> wrote in message
> : >>news:ttSdnSSGuNASYerenZ2dnUVZ_t2dnZ2d@comcast.co m...
> : >>:I think you may have misptyped...you added a "C" to the word "old"...
> : >>:
> : >>: "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
> : >>: news:hp5df.4307$xK1.711@bignews7.bellsouth.net...
> : >>: >
> : >>: > "4X4PLAY" <jrhiltz@eastlink.ca> wrote in message
> : >>: > news:rlHcf.106167$y_1.41603@edtnps89...
> : >>: > : ROTFPMP ???????? (roll on the floor pulling my pecker)???? lmao
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > : Jeff
> : >>: >
> : >>: >
> : >>: > I'll bet it was "peeing my pants'
> : >>: > if you keep pullin on that thang, you're gonna stretch it all out
> and
> : >>then
> : >>: > it will get wrinkly when it gets cold!
> : >>: >
> : >>: >
> : >>: > LOL
> : >>: >
> : >>: > KJK
> : >>: >
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > : "Snow" <snowbal99@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
> : >>: > : news:iqncf.9673$EK.282952@news20.bellglobal.com...
> : >>: > : > ROTFPMP
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > Snow...
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > "Old Crow" <walliscrow@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> : >>: > : > news:1131541917.891752.325840@g47g2000cwa.googlegr oups.com...
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > Stolen from the Harley group...subsitute "Jeep" for any
> mention
> of
> : >>: > : > motorcycles...
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly
> : >>snatching
> : >>: > : > flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you
> in
> : >>the
> : >>: > : > chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering it
> : >>against
> : >>: > : > that freshly painted motorcycle part you were drying.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them
> : >>somewhere
> : >>: > : > under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes
> : >>fingerprint
> : >>: > : > whorls and hard-earned guitar calluses in about the time it
> takes
> : >>you
> : >>: > : > to say, "Ouch...."
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets
> in
> : >>their
> : >>: > : > holes until you die of old age.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija
> board
> : >>: > : > principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked,
> unpredictable
> : >>: > : > motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the
> more
> : >>: > : > dismal your future becomes.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > VISE-GRIPS: Used to round off bolt heads. If nothing else is
> : >>: > : > available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding
> heat to
> : >>: > : > the palm of your hand.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting
> various
> : >>: > : > flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for
> igniting
> : >>the
> : >>: > : > grease inside the wheel hub you want the bearing race out of.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > WHITWORTH SOCKETS: Once used for working on older British
> cars
> : >>: > : > and motorcycles, they are now used mainly for
> impersonating
> : >>: > : > that 9/16 or 1/2 socket you've been searching for the last 15
> : >>minutes.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the
> ground
> : >>: > : > after you have installed your new disk brake pads, trapping
> the
> : >>jack
> : >>: > : > handle firmly under the bumper.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > EIGHT-FOOT LONG DOUGLAS FIR 2X4: Used for levering an
> : >>: > : > automobile upward off a hydraulic jack handle.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > TWEEZERS: A tool for removing wood splinters.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > PHONE: Tool for calling your neighbors to see if he has
> another
> : >>: > : > hydraulic floor jack.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > SNAP-ON GASKET SCRAPER: Theoretically useful as a sandwich
> tool
> : >>for
> : >>: > : > ------ing mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog ---- off
> your
> : >>boot.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool ten times harder
> than
> : >>any
> : >>: > : > known drill bit that snaps off in bolt holes you couldn't use
> : >>anyway.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the tensile
> : >>strength
> : >>: > : > on everything you forgot to disconnect.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > CRAFTSMAN 1/2 x 16-I NCH SCREWDRIVER: A large prybar that
> : >>: > : > inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on
> the
> end
> : >>: > : > opposite the handle.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > AVIATION METAL SNIPS: See hacksaw.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > TROUBLE LIGHT: The home mechanic's own tanning booth.
> : >>Sometimes
> : >>: > : > called a drop light, it is a good source of vitamin D,
> "the
> : >>: > : > sunshine vitamin," which is not otherwise found under cars at
> : >>night.
> : >>: > : > Health benefits aside, it's main purpose is to consume
> 40-watt
> : >>light
> : >>: > : > bulbs at about the same rate that 105-mm howitzer shells
> might
> be
> : >>: > : > used during, say, the first few hours of the Battle of the
> Bulge.
> : >>: > : > More often dark than light, its name is somewhat misleading.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the lids of
> : >>old-style
> : >>: > : > paper-and-tin oil cans and splash oil on your shirt; but
> can
> : >>: > : > also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw
> : >>heads.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > AIR COMPRESSOR: A machine that takes energy produced in a
> : >>: > : > coal-burning power plant 200 miles away and transforms it
> into
> : >>: > : > compressed air that travels by hose to a Chicago
> Pneumatic
> : >>: > : > impact wrench that grips rusty bolts last over tightened 58
> years
> : >>: > : > ago by someone at H-D, and neatly rounds off their heads.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that
> clip
> : >>or
> : >>: > : > bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50¢ part.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to cut hoses too short.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer
> : >>nowadays
> : >>: > : > is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most
> expensive
> : >>: > : > parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the
> : >>contents
> : >>: > : > of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works
> : >>particularly
> : >>: > : > well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in
> : >>plastic
> : >>: > : > bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or
> plastic
> : >>: > : > parts.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > DAMMIT TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across
> the
> : >>: > : > garage while yelling "DAMMIT" at the top of your lungs. It is
> also
> : >>the
> : >>: > : > next tool that you will need.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > EXPLETIVE: A balm, usually applied verbally in hindsight,
> which
> : >>: > : > somehow eases those pains and indignities following our
> every
> : >>: > : > deficiency in foresight.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > --
> : >>: > : > Old Crow
> : >>: > : > '82 FLTC-P "Pearl"
> : >>: > : > '95 Wrangler YJ
> : >>: > : > TOMKATAC, SENS, BS#133, MAMBM, SLOB#13, DH#2
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > :
> : >>: >
> : >>: >
> : >>:
> : >>:
> : >>
>
>
hand? ;-)
"KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
news:Jfnef.30081$td.20432@bignews3.bellsouth.net.. .
> FOFL,
> Hell yea, second hand experience is damn near as good as actually being
> there
>
>
>
>
> "jbjeep" <jbjeep@saw.net> wrote in message
> news:rlfin1h6ptt9mb6v1jp9hd8lodqgpjb1bd@4ax.com...
> : So would that be "second hand" experiance then?
> :
> :
> : On Mon, 14 Nov 2005 08:02:28 -0600, "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com>
> wrote:
> :
> : >>*smirk*
> : >>
> : >>Ummm... let me think...
> : >>Well, I don't have any -ehm- first hand experience
> : >>but after closer observation of the subject I am thinking ... either
> way.
> : >>
> : >>LOL
> : >>Matt, you are a screwball.
> : >>
> : >>KJK
> : >>
> : >>
> : >>"Matt Macchiarolo" <matt@nospamplease.com> wrote in message
> : >>news:ttSdnSSGuNASYerenZ2dnUVZ_t2dnZ2d@comcast.co m...
> : >>:I think you may have misptyped...you added a "C" to the word "old"...
> : >>:
> : >>: "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
> : >>: news:hp5df.4307$xK1.711@bignews7.bellsouth.net...
> : >>: >
> : >>: > "4X4PLAY" <jrhiltz@eastlink.ca> wrote in message
> : >>: > news:rlHcf.106167$y_1.41603@edtnps89...
> : >>: > : ROTFPMP ???????? (roll on the floor pulling my pecker)???? lmao
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > : Jeff
> : >>: >
> : >>: >
> : >>: > I'll bet it was "peeing my pants'
> : >>: > if you keep pullin on that thang, you're gonna stretch it all out
> and
> : >>then
> : >>: > it will get wrinkly when it gets cold!
> : >>: >
> : >>: >
> : >>: > LOL
> : >>: >
> : >>: > KJK
> : >>: >
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > : "Snow" <snowbal99@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
> : >>: > : news:iqncf.9673$EK.282952@news20.bellglobal.com...
> : >>: > : > ROTFPMP
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > Snow...
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > "Old Crow" <walliscrow@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> : >>: > : > news:1131541917.891752.325840@g47g2000cwa.googlegr oups.com...
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > Stolen from the Harley group...subsitute "Jeep" for any
> mention
> of
> : >>: > : > motorcycles...
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly
> : >>snatching
> : >>: > : > flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you
> in
> : >>the
> : >>: > : > chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering it
> : >>against
> : >>: > : > that freshly painted motorcycle part you were drying.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them
> : >>somewhere
> : >>: > : > under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes
> : >>fingerprint
> : >>: > : > whorls and hard-earned guitar calluses in about the time it
> takes
> : >>you
> : >>: > : > to say, "Ouch...."
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets
> in
> : >>their
> : >>: > : > holes until you die of old age.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija
> board
> : >>: > : > principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked,
> unpredictable
> : >>: > : > motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the
> more
> : >>: > : > dismal your future becomes.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > VISE-GRIPS: Used to round off bolt heads. If nothing else is
> : >>: > : > available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding
> heat to
> : >>: > : > the palm of your hand.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting
> various
> : >>: > : > flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for
> igniting
> : >>the
> : >>: > : > grease inside the wheel hub you want the bearing race out of.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > WHITWORTH SOCKETS: Once used for working on older British
> cars
> : >>: > : > and motorcycles, they are now used mainly for
> impersonating
> : >>: > : > that 9/16 or 1/2 socket you've been searching for the last 15
> : >>minutes.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the
> ground
> : >>: > : > after you have installed your new disk brake pads, trapping
> the
> : >>jack
> : >>: > : > handle firmly under the bumper.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > EIGHT-FOOT LONG DOUGLAS FIR 2X4: Used for levering an
> : >>: > : > automobile upward off a hydraulic jack handle.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > TWEEZERS: A tool for removing wood splinters.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > PHONE: Tool for calling your neighbors to see if he has
> another
> : >>: > : > hydraulic floor jack.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > SNAP-ON GASKET SCRAPER: Theoretically useful as a sandwich
> tool
> : >>for
> : >>: > : > ------ing mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog ---- off
> your
> : >>boot.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool ten times harder
> than
> : >>any
> : >>: > : > known drill bit that snaps off in bolt holes you couldn't use
> : >>anyway.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the tensile
> : >>strength
> : >>: > : > on everything you forgot to disconnect.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > CRAFTSMAN 1/2 x 16-I NCH SCREWDRIVER: A large prybar that
> : >>: > : > inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on
> the
> end
> : >>: > : > opposite the handle.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > AVIATION METAL SNIPS: See hacksaw.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > TROUBLE LIGHT: The home mechanic's own tanning booth.
> : >>Sometimes
> : >>: > : > called a drop light, it is a good source of vitamin D,
> "the
> : >>: > : > sunshine vitamin," which is not otherwise found under cars at
> : >>night.
> : >>: > : > Health benefits aside, it's main purpose is to consume
> 40-watt
> : >>light
> : >>: > : > bulbs at about the same rate that 105-mm howitzer shells
> might
> be
> : >>: > : > used during, say, the first few hours of the Battle of the
> Bulge.
> : >>: > : > More often dark than light, its name is somewhat misleading.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the lids of
> : >>old-style
> : >>: > : > paper-and-tin oil cans and splash oil on your shirt; but
> can
> : >>: > : > also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw
> : >>heads.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > AIR COMPRESSOR: A machine that takes energy produced in a
> : >>: > : > coal-burning power plant 200 miles away and transforms it
> into
> : >>: > : > compressed air that travels by hose to a Chicago
> Pneumatic
> : >>: > : > impact wrench that grips rusty bolts last over tightened 58
> years
> : >>: > : > ago by someone at H-D, and neatly rounds off their heads.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that
> clip
> : >>or
> : >>: > : > bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50¢ part.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to cut hoses too short.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer
> : >>nowadays
> : >>: > : > is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most
> expensive
> : >>: > : > parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the
> : >>contents
> : >>: > : > of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works
> : >>particularly
> : >>: > : > well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in
> : >>plastic
> : >>: > : > bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or
> plastic
> : >>: > : > parts.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > DAMMIT TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across
> the
> : >>: > : > garage while yelling "DAMMIT" at the top of your lungs. It is
> also
> : >>the
> : >>: > : > next tool that you will need.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > EXPLETIVE: A balm, usually applied verbally in hindsight,
> which
> : >>: > : > somehow eases those pains and indignities following our
> every
> : >>: > : > deficiency in foresight.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > --
> : >>: > : > Old Crow
> : >>: > : > '82 FLTC-P "Pearl"
> : >>: > : > '95 Wrangler YJ
> : >>: > : > TOMKATAC, SENS, BS#133, MAMBM, SLOB#13, DH#2
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > :
> : >>: >
> : >>: >
> : >>:
> : >>:
> : >>
>
>
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Re: For you tool lovers(OT)
So now we know where your second hand is, what are you doing with your first
hand? ;-)
"KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
news:Jfnef.30081$td.20432@bignews3.bellsouth.net.. .
> FOFL,
> Hell yea, second hand experience is damn near as good as actually being
> there
>
>
>
>
> "jbjeep" <jbjeep@saw.net> wrote in message
> news:rlfin1h6ptt9mb6v1jp9hd8lodqgpjb1bd@4ax.com...
> : So would that be "second hand" experiance then?
> :
> :
> : On Mon, 14 Nov 2005 08:02:28 -0600, "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com>
> wrote:
> :
> : >>*smirk*
> : >>
> : >>Ummm... let me think...
> : >>Well, I don't have any -ehm- first hand experience
> : >>but after closer observation of the subject I am thinking ... either
> way.
> : >>
> : >>LOL
> : >>Matt, you are a screwball.
> : >>
> : >>KJK
> : >>
> : >>
> : >>"Matt Macchiarolo" <matt@nospamplease.com> wrote in message
> : >>news:ttSdnSSGuNASYerenZ2dnUVZ_t2dnZ2d@comcast.co m...
> : >>:I think you may have misptyped...you added a "C" to the word "old"...
> : >>:
> : >>: "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
> : >>: news:hp5df.4307$xK1.711@bignews7.bellsouth.net...
> : >>: >
> : >>: > "4X4PLAY" <jrhiltz@eastlink.ca> wrote in message
> : >>: > news:rlHcf.106167$y_1.41603@edtnps89...
> : >>: > : ROTFPMP ???????? (roll on the floor pulling my pecker)???? lmao
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > : Jeff
> : >>: >
> : >>: >
> : >>: > I'll bet it was "peeing my pants'
> : >>: > if you keep pullin on that thang, you're gonna stretch it all out
> and
> : >>then
> : >>: > it will get wrinkly when it gets cold!
> : >>: >
> : >>: >
> : >>: > LOL
> : >>: >
> : >>: > KJK
> : >>: >
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > : "Snow" <snowbal99@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
> : >>: > : news:iqncf.9673$EK.282952@news20.bellglobal.com...
> : >>: > : > ROTFPMP
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > Snow...
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > "Old Crow" <walliscrow@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> : >>: > : > news:1131541917.891752.325840@g47g2000cwa.googlegr oups.com...
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > Stolen from the Harley group...subsitute "Jeep" for any
> mention
> of
> : >>: > : > motorcycles...
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly
> : >>snatching
> : >>: > : > flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you
> in
> : >>the
> : >>: > : > chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering it
> : >>against
> : >>: > : > that freshly painted motorcycle part you were drying.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them
> : >>somewhere
> : >>: > : > under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes
> : >>fingerprint
> : >>: > : > whorls and hard-earned guitar calluses in about the time it
> takes
> : >>you
> : >>: > : > to say, "Ouch...."
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets
> in
> : >>their
> : >>: > : > holes until you die of old age.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija
> board
> : >>: > : > principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked,
> unpredictable
> : >>: > : > motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the
> more
> : >>: > : > dismal your future becomes.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > VISE-GRIPS: Used to round off bolt heads. If nothing else is
> : >>: > : > available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding
> heat to
> : >>: > : > the palm of your hand.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting
> various
> : >>: > : > flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for
> igniting
> : >>the
> : >>: > : > grease inside the wheel hub you want the bearing race out of.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > WHITWORTH SOCKETS: Once used for working on older British
> cars
> : >>: > : > and motorcycles, they are now used mainly for
> impersonating
> : >>: > : > that 9/16 or 1/2 socket you've been searching for the last 15
> : >>minutes.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the
> ground
> : >>: > : > after you have installed your new disk brake pads, trapping
> the
> : >>jack
> : >>: > : > handle firmly under the bumper.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > EIGHT-FOOT LONG DOUGLAS FIR 2X4: Used for levering an
> : >>: > : > automobile upward off a hydraulic jack handle.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > TWEEZERS: A tool for removing wood splinters.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > PHONE: Tool for calling your neighbors to see if he has
> another
> : >>: > : > hydraulic floor jack.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > SNAP-ON GASKET SCRAPER: Theoretically useful as a sandwich
> tool
> : >>for
> : >>: > : > ------ing mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog ---- off
> your
> : >>boot.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool ten times harder
> than
> : >>any
> : >>: > : > known drill bit that snaps off in bolt holes you couldn't use
> : >>anyway.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the tensile
> : >>strength
> : >>: > : > on everything you forgot to disconnect.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > CRAFTSMAN 1/2 x 16-I NCH SCREWDRIVER: A large prybar that
> : >>: > : > inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on
> the
> end
> : >>: > : > opposite the handle.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > AVIATION METAL SNIPS: See hacksaw.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > TROUBLE LIGHT: The home mechanic's own tanning booth.
> : >>Sometimes
> : >>: > : > called a drop light, it is a good source of vitamin D,
> "the
> : >>: > : > sunshine vitamin," which is not otherwise found under cars at
> : >>night.
> : >>: > : > Health benefits aside, it's main purpose is to consume
> 40-watt
> : >>light
> : >>: > : > bulbs at about the same rate that 105-mm howitzer shells
> might
> be
> : >>: > : > used during, say, the first few hours of the Battle of the
> Bulge.
> : >>: > : > More often dark than light, its name is somewhat misleading.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the lids of
> : >>old-style
> : >>: > : > paper-and-tin oil cans and splash oil on your shirt; but
> can
> : >>: > : > also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw
> : >>heads.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > AIR COMPRESSOR: A machine that takes energy produced in a
> : >>: > : > coal-burning power plant 200 miles away and transforms it
> into
> : >>: > : > compressed air that travels by hose to a Chicago
> Pneumatic
> : >>: > : > impact wrench that grips rusty bolts last over tightened 58
> years
> : >>: > : > ago by someone at H-D, and neatly rounds off their heads.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that
> clip
> : >>or
> : >>: > : > bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50¢ part.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to cut hoses too short.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer
> : >>nowadays
> : >>: > : > is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most
> expensive
> : >>: > : > parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the
> : >>contents
> : >>: > : > of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works
> : >>particularly
> : >>: > : > well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in
> : >>plastic
> : >>: > : > bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or
> plastic
> : >>: > : > parts.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > DAMMIT TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across
> the
> : >>: > : > garage while yelling "DAMMIT" at the top of your lungs. It is
> also
> : >>the
> : >>: > : > next tool that you will need.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > EXPLETIVE: A balm, usually applied verbally in hindsight,
> which
> : >>: > : > somehow eases those pains and indignities following our
> every
> : >>: > : > deficiency in foresight.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > --
> : >>: > : > Old Crow
> : >>: > : > '82 FLTC-P "Pearl"
> : >>: > : > '95 Wrangler YJ
> : >>: > : > TOMKATAC, SENS, BS#133, MAMBM, SLOB#13, DH#2
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > :
> : >>: >
> : >>: >
> : >>:
> : >>:
> : >>
>
>
hand? ;-)
"KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
news:Jfnef.30081$td.20432@bignews3.bellsouth.net.. .
> FOFL,
> Hell yea, second hand experience is damn near as good as actually being
> there
>
>
>
>
> "jbjeep" <jbjeep@saw.net> wrote in message
> news:rlfin1h6ptt9mb6v1jp9hd8lodqgpjb1bd@4ax.com...
> : So would that be "second hand" experiance then?
> :
> :
> : On Mon, 14 Nov 2005 08:02:28 -0600, "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com>
> wrote:
> :
> : >>*smirk*
> : >>
> : >>Ummm... let me think...
> : >>Well, I don't have any -ehm- first hand experience
> : >>but after closer observation of the subject I am thinking ... either
> way.
> : >>
> : >>LOL
> : >>Matt, you are a screwball.
> : >>
> : >>KJK
> : >>
> : >>
> : >>"Matt Macchiarolo" <matt@nospamplease.com> wrote in message
> : >>news:ttSdnSSGuNASYerenZ2dnUVZ_t2dnZ2d@comcast.co m...
> : >>:I think you may have misptyped...you added a "C" to the word "old"...
> : >>:
> : >>: "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
> : >>: news:hp5df.4307$xK1.711@bignews7.bellsouth.net...
> : >>: >
> : >>: > "4X4PLAY" <jrhiltz@eastlink.ca> wrote in message
> : >>: > news:rlHcf.106167$y_1.41603@edtnps89...
> : >>: > : ROTFPMP ???????? (roll on the floor pulling my pecker)???? lmao
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > : Jeff
> : >>: >
> : >>: >
> : >>: > I'll bet it was "peeing my pants'
> : >>: > if you keep pullin on that thang, you're gonna stretch it all out
> and
> : >>then
> : >>: > it will get wrinkly when it gets cold!
> : >>: >
> : >>: >
> : >>: > LOL
> : >>: >
> : >>: > KJK
> : >>: >
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > : "Snow" <snowbal99@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
> : >>: > : news:iqncf.9673$EK.282952@news20.bellglobal.com...
> : >>: > : > ROTFPMP
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > Snow...
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > "Old Crow" <walliscrow@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> : >>: > : > news:1131541917.891752.325840@g47g2000cwa.googlegr oups.com...
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > Stolen from the Harley group...subsitute "Jeep" for any
> mention
> of
> : >>: > : > motorcycles...
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly
> : >>snatching
> : >>: > : > flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you
> in
> : >>the
> : >>: > : > chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering it
> : >>against
> : >>: > : > that freshly painted motorcycle part you were drying.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them
> : >>somewhere
> : >>: > : > under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes
> : >>fingerprint
> : >>: > : > whorls and hard-earned guitar calluses in about the time it
> takes
> : >>you
> : >>: > : > to say, "Ouch...."
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets
> in
> : >>their
> : >>: > : > holes until you die of old age.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija
> board
> : >>: > : > principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked,
> unpredictable
> : >>: > : > motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the
> more
> : >>: > : > dismal your future becomes.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > VISE-GRIPS: Used to round off bolt heads. If nothing else is
> : >>: > : > available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding
> heat to
> : >>: > : > the palm of your hand.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting
> various
> : >>: > : > flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for
> igniting
> : >>the
> : >>: > : > grease inside the wheel hub you want the bearing race out of.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > WHITWORTH SOCKETS: Once used for working on older British
> cars
> : >>: > : > and motorcycles, they are now used mainly for
> impersonating
> : >>: > : > that 9/16 or 1/2 socket you've been searching for the last 15
> : >>minutes.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the
> ground
> : >>: > : > after you have installed your new disk brake pads, trapping
> the
> : >>jack
> : >>: > : > handle firmly under the bumper.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > EIGHT-FOOT LONG DOUGLAS FIR 2X4: Used for levering an
> : >>: > : > automobile upward off a hydraulic jack handle.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > TWEEZERS: A tool for removing wood splinters.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > PHONE: Tool for calling your neighbors to see if he has
> another
> : >>: > : > hydraulic floor jack.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > SNAP-ON GASKET SCRAPER: Theoretically useful as a sandwich
> tool
> : >>for
> : >>: > : > ------ing mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog ---- off
> your
> : >>boot.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool ten times harder
> than
> : >>any
> : >>: > : > known drill bit that snaps off in bolt holes you couldn't use
> : >>anyway.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the tensile
> : >>strength
> : >>: > : > on everything you forgot to disconnect.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > CRAFTSMAN 1/2 x 16-I NCH SCREWDRIVER: A large prybar that
> : >>: > : > inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on
> the
> end
> : >>: > : > opposite the handle.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > AVIATION METAL SNIPS: See hacksaw.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > TROUBLE LIGHT: The home mechanic's own tanning booth.
> : >>Sometimes
> : >>: > : > called a drop light, it is a good source of vitamin D,
> "the
> : >>: > : > sunshine vitamin," which is not otherwise found under cars at
> : >>night.
> : >>: > : > Health benefits aside, it's main purpose is to consume
> 40-watt
> : >>light
> : >>: > : > bulbs at about the same rate that 105-mm howitzer shells
> might
> be
> : >>: > : > used during, say, the first few hours of the Battle of the
> Bulge.
> : >>: > : > More often dark than light, its name is somewhat misleading.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the lids of
> : >>old-style
> : >>: > : > paper-and-tin oil cans and splash oil on your shirt; but
> can
> : >>: > : > also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw
> : >>heads.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > AIR COMPRESSOR: A machine that takes energy produced in a
> : >>: > : > coal-burning power plant 200 miles away and transforms it
> into
> : >>: > : > compressed air that travels by hose to a Chicago
> Pneumatic
> : >>: > : > impact wrench that grips rusty bolts last over tightened 58
> years
> : >>: > : > ago by someone at H-D, and neatly rounds off their heads.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that
> clip
> : >>or
> : >>: > : > bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50¢ part.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to cut hoses too short.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer
> : >>nowadays
> : >>: > : > is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most
> expensive
> : >>: > : > parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the
> : >>contents
> : >>: > : > of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works
> : >>particularly
> : >>: > : > well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in
> : >>plastic
> : >>: > : > bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or
> plastic
> : >>: > : > parts.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > DAMMIT TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across
> the
> : >>: > : > garage while yelling "DAMMIT" at the top of your lungs. It is
> also
> : >>the
> : >>: > : > next tool that you will need.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > EXPLETIVE: A balm, usually applied verbally in hindsight,
> which
> : >>: > : > somehow eases those pains and indignities following our
> every
> : >>: > : > deficiency in foresight.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > --
> : >>: > : > Old Crow
> : >>: > : > '82 FLTC-P "Pearl"
> : >>: > : > '95 Wrangler YJ
> : >>: > : > TOMKATAC, SENS, BS#133, MAMBM, SLOB#13, DH#2
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > :
> : >>: >
> : >>: >
> : >>:
> : >>:
> : >>
>
>
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Re: For you tool lovers(OT)
So now we know where your second hand is, what are you doing with your first
hand? ;-)
"KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
news:Jfnef.30081$td.20432@bignews3.bellsouth.net.. .
> FOFL,
> Hell yea, second hand experience is damn near as good as actually being
> there
>
>
>
>
> "jbjeep" <jbjeep@saw.net> wrote in message
> news:rlfin1h6ptt9mb6v1jp9hd8lodqgpjb1bd@4ax.com...
> : So would that be "second hand" experiance then?
> :
> :
> : On Mon, 14 Nov 2005 08:02:28 -0600, "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com>
> wrote:
> :
> : >>*smirk*
> : >>
> : >>Ummm... let me think...
> : >>Well, I don't have any -ehm- first hand experience
> : >>but after closer observation of the subject I am thinking ... either
> way.
> : >>
> : >>LOL
> : >>Matt, you are a screwball.
> : >>
> : >>KJK
> : >>
> : >>
> : >>"Matt Macchiarolo" <matt@nospamplease.com> wrote in message
> : >>news:ttSdnSSGuNASYerenZ2dnUVZ_t2dnZ2d@comcast.co m...
> : >>:I think you may have misptyped...you added a "C" to the word "old"...
> : >>:
> : >>: "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
> : >>: news:hp5df.4307$xK1.711@bignews7.bellsouth.net...
> : >>: >
> : >>: > "4X4PLAY" <jrhiltz@eastlink.ca> wrote in message
> : >>: > news:rlHcf.106167$y_1.41603@edtnps89...
> : >>: > : ROTFPMP ???????? (roll on the floor pulling my pecker)???? lmao
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > : Jeff
> : >>: >
> : >>: >
> : >>: > I'll bet it was "peeing my pants'
> : >>: > if you keep pullin on that thang, you're gonna stretch it all out
> and
> : >>then
> : >>: > it will get wrinkly when it gets cold!
> : >>: >
> : >>: >
> : >>: > LOL
> : >>: >
> : >>: > KJK
> : >>: >
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > : "Snow" <snowbal99@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
> : >>: > : news:iqncf.9673$EK.282952@news20.bellglobal.com...
> : >>: > : > ROTFPMP
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > Snow...
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > "Old Crow" <walliscrow@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> : >>: > : > news:1131541917.891752.325840@g47g2000cwa.googlegr oups.com...
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > Stolen from the Harley group...subsitute "Jeep" for any
> mention
> of
> : >>: > : > motorcycles...
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly
> : >>snatching
> : >>: > : > flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you
> in
> : >>the
> : >>: > : > chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering it
> : >>against
> : >>: > : > that freshly painted motorcycle part you were drying.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them
> : >>somewhere
> : >>: > : > under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes
> : >>fingerprint
> : >>: > : > whorls and hard-earned guitar calluses in about the time it
> takes
> : >>you
> : >>: > : > to say, "Ouch...."
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets
> in
> : >>their
> : >>: > : > holes until you die of old age.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija
> board
> : >>: > : > principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked,
> unpredictable
> : >>: > : > motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the
> more
> : >>: > : > dismal your future becomes.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > VISE-GRIPS: Used to round off bolt heads. If nothing else is
> : >>: > : > available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding
> heat to
> : >>: > : > the palm of your hand.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting
> various
> : >>: > : > flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for
> igniting
> : >>the
> : >>: > : > grease inside the wheel hub you want the bearing race out of.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > WHITWORTH SOCKETS: Once used for working on older British
> cars
> : >>: > : > and motorcycles, they are now used mainly for
> impersonating
> : >>: > : > that 9/16 or 1/2 socket you've been searching for the last 15
> : >>minutes.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the
> ground
> : >>: > : > after you have installed your new disk brake pads, trapping
> the
> : >>jack
> : >>: > : > handle firmly under the bumper.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > EIGHT-FOOT LONG DOUGLAS FIR 2X4: Used for levering an
> : >>: > : > automobile upward off a hydraulic jack handle.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > TWEEZERS: A tool for removing wood splinters.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > PHONE: Tool for calling your neighbors to see if he has
> another
> : >>: > : > hydraulic floor jack.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > SNAP-ON GASKET SCRAPER: Theoretically useful as a sandwich
> tool
> : >>for
> : >>: > : > ------ing mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog ---- off
> your
> : >>boot.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool ten times harder
> than
> : >>any
> : >>: > : > known drill bit that snaps off in bolt holes you couldn't use
> : >>anyway.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the tensile
> : >>strength
> : >>: > : > on everything you forgot to disconnect.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > CRAFTSMAN 1/2 x 16-I NCH SCREWDRIVER: A large prybar that
> : >>: > : > inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on
> the
> end
> : >>: > : > opposite the handle.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > AVIATION METAL SNIPS: See hacksaw.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > TROUBLE LIGHT: The home mechanic's own tanning booth.
> : >>Sometimes
> : >>: > : > called a drop light, it is a good source of vitamin D,
> "the
> : >>: > : > sunshine vitamin," which is not otherwise found under cars at
> : >>night.
> : >>: > : > Health benefits aside, it's main purpose is to consume
> 40-watt
> : >>light
> : >>: > : > bulbs at about the same rate that 105-mm howitzer shells
> might
> be
> : >>: > : > used during, say, the first few hours of the Battle of the
> Bulge.
> : >>: > : > More often dark than light, its name is somewhat misleading.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the lids of
> : >>old-style
> : >>: > : > paper-and-tin oil cans and splash oil on your shirt; but
> can
> : >>: > : > also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw
> : >>heads.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > AIR COMPRESSOR: A machine that takes energy produced in a
> : >>: > : > coal-burning power plant 200 miles away and transforms it
> into
> : >>: > : > compressed air that travels by hose to a Chicago
> Pneumatic
> : >>: > : > impact wrench that grips rusty bolts last over tightened 58
> years
> : >>: > : > ago by someone at H-D, and neatly rounds off their heads.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that
> clip
> : >>or
> : >>: > : > bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50¢ part.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to cut hoses too short.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer
> : >>nowadays
> : >>: > : > is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most
> expensive
> : >>: > : > parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the
> : >>contents
> : >>: > : > of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works
> : >>particularly
> : >>: > : > well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in
> : >>plastic
> : >>: > : > bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or
> plastic
> : >>: > : > parts.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > DAMMIT TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across
> the
> : >>: > : > garage while yelling "DAMMIT" at the top of your lungs. It is
> also
> : >>the
> : >>: > : > next tool that you will need.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > EXPLETIVE: A balm, usually applied verbally in hindsight,
> which
> : >>: > : > somehow eases those pains and indignities following our
> every
> : >>: > : > deficiency in foresight.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > --
> : >>: > : > Old Crow
> : >>: > : > '82 FLTC-P "Pearl"
> : >>: > : > '95 Wrangler YJ
> : >>: > : > TOMKATAC, SENS, BS#133, MAMBM, SLOB#13, DH#2
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > :
> : >>: >
> : >>: >
> : >>:
> : >>:
> : >>
>
>
hand? ;-)
"KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
news:Jfnef.30081$td.20432@bignews3.bellsouth.net.. .
> FOFL,
> Hell yea, second hand experience is damn near as good as actually being
> there
>
>
>
>
> "jbjeep" <jbjeep@saw.net> wrote in message
> news:rlfin1h6ptt9mb6v1jp9hd8lodqgpjb1bd@4ax.com...
> : So would that be "second hand" experiance then?
> :
> :
> : On Mon, 14 Nov 2005 08:02:28 -0600, "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com>
> wrote:
> :
> : >>*smirk*
> : >>
> : >>Ummm... let me think...
> : >>Well, I don't have any -ehm- first hand experience
> : >>but after closer observation of the subject I am thinking ... either
> way.
> : >>
> : >>LOL
> : >>Matt, you are a screwball.
> : >>
> : >>KJK
> : >>
> : >>
> : >>"Matt Macchiarolo" <matt@nospamplease.com> wrote in message
> : >>news:ttSdnSSGuNASYerenZ2dnUVZ_t2dnZ2d@comcast.co m...
> : >>:I think you may have misptyped...you added a "C" to the word "old"...
> : >>:
> : >>: "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
> : >>: news:hp5df.4307$xK1.711@bignews7.bellsouth.net...
> : >>: >
> : >>: > "4X4PLAY" <jrhiltz@eastlink.ca> wrote in message
> : >>: > news:rlHcf.106167$y_1.41603@edtnps89...
> : >>: > : ROTFPMP ???????? (roll on the floor pulling my pecker)???? lmao
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > : Jeff
> : >>: >
> : >>: >
> : >>: > I'll bet it was "peeing my pants'
> : >>: > if you keep pullin on that thang, you're gonna stretch it all out
> and
> : >>then
> : >>: > it will get wrinkly when it gets cold!
> : >>: >
> : >>: >
> : >>: > LOL
> : >>: >
> : >>: > KJK
> : >>: >
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > : "Snow" <snowbal99@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
> : >>: > : news:iqncf.9673$EK.282952@news20.bellglobal.com...
> : >>: > : > ROTFPMP
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > Snow...
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > "Old Crow" <walliscrow@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> : >>: > : > news:1131541917.891752.325840@g47g2000cwa.googlegr oups.com...
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > Stolen from the Harley group...subsitute "Jeep" for any
> mention
> of
> : >>: > : > motorcycles...
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly
> : >>snatching
> : >>: > : > flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you
> in
> : >>the
> : >>: > : > chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering it
> : >>against
> : >>: > : > that freshly painted motorcycle part you were drying.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them
> : >>somewhere
> : >>: > : > under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes
> : >>fingerprint
> : >>: > : > whorls and hard-earned guitar calluses in about the time it
> takes
> : >>you
> : >>: > : > to say, "Ouch...."
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets
> in
> : >>their
> : >>: > : > holes until you die of old age.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija
> board
> : >>: > : > principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked,
> unpredictable
> : >>: > : > motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the
> more
> : >>: > : > dismal your future becomes.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > VISE-GRIPS: Used to round off bolt heads. If nothing else is
> : >>: > : > available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding
> heat to
> : >>: > : > the palm of your hand.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting
> various
> : >>: > : > flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for
> igniting
> : >>the
> : >>: > : > grease inside the wheel hub you want the bearing race out of.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > WHITWORTH SOCKETS: Once used for working on older British
> cars
> : >>: > : > and motorcycles, they are now used mainly for
> impersonating
> : >>: > : > that 9/16 or 1/2 socket you've been searching for the last 15
> : >>minutes.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the
> ground
> : >>: > : > after you have installed your new disk brake pads, trapping
> the
> : >>jack
> : >>: > : > handle firmly under the bumper.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > EIGHT-FOOT LONG DOUGLAS FIR 2X4: Used for levering an
> : >>: > : > automobile upward off a hydraulic jack handle.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > TWEEZERS: A tool for removing wood splinters.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > PHONE: Tool for calling your neighbors to see if he has
> another
> : >>: > : > hydraulic floor jack.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > SNAP-ON GASKET SCRAPER: Theoretically useful as a sandwich
> tool
> : >>for
> : >>: > : > ------ing mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog ---- off
> your
> : >>boot.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool ten times harder
> than
> : >>any
> : >>: > : > known drill bit that snaps off in bolt holes you couldn't use
> : >>anyway.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the tensile
> : >>strength
> : >>: > : > on everything you forgot to disconnect.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > CRAFTSMAN 1/2 x 16-I NCH SCREWDRIVER: A large prybar that
> : >>: > : > inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on
> the
> end
> : >>: > : > opposite the handle.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > AVIATION METAL SNIPS: See hacksaw.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > TROUBLE LIGHT: The home mechanic's own tanning booth.
> : >>Sometimes
> : >>: > : > called a drop light, it is a good source of vitamin D,
> "the
> : >>: > : > sunshine vitamin," which is not otherwise found under cars at
> : >>night.
> : >>: > : > Health benefits aside, it's main purpose is to consume
> 40-watt
> : >>light
> : >>: > : > bulbs at about the same rate that 105-mm howitzer shells
> might
> be
> : >>: > : > used during, say, the first few hours of the Battle of the
> Bulge.
> : >>: > : > More often dark than light, its name is somewhat misleading.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the lids of
> : >>old-style
> : >>: > : > paper-and-tin oil cans and splash oil on your shirt; but
> can
> : >>: > : > also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw
> : >>heads.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > AIR COMPRESSOR: A machine that takes energy produced in a
> : >>: > : > coal-burning power plant 200 miles away and transforms it
> into
> : >>: > : > compressed air that travels by hose to a Chicago
> Pneumatic
> : >>: > : > impact wrench that grips rusty bolts last over tightened 58
> years
> : >>: > : > ago by someone at H-D, and neatly rounds off their heads.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that
> clip
> : >>or
> : >>: > : > bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50¢ part.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to cut hoses too short.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer
> : >>nowadays
> : >>: > : > is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most
> expensive
> : >>: > : > parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the
> : >>contents
> : >>: > : > of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works
> : >>particularly
> : >>: > : > well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in
> : >>plastic
> : >>: > : > bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or
> plastic
> : >>: > : > parts.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > DAMMIT TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across
> the
> : >>: > : > garage while yelling "DAMMIT" at the top of your lungs. It is
> also
> : >>the
> : >>: > : > next tool that you will need.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > EXPLETIVE: A balm, usually applied verbally in hindsight,
> which
> : >>: > : > somehow eases those pains and indignities following our
> every
> : >>: > : > deficiency in foresight.
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : > --
> : >>: > : > Old Crow
> : >>: > : > '82 FLTC-P "Pearl"
> : >>: > : > '95 Wrangler YJ
> : >>: > : > TOMKATAC, SENS, BS#133, MAMBM, SLOB#13, DH#2
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > : >
> : >>: > :
> : >>: > :
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> : >>: >
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> : >>
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Re: For you tool lovers(OT)
I can switch hands and gain a stroke.
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
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Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
>
> So now we know where your second hand is, what are you doing with your first
> hand? ;-)
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
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Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
>
> So now we know where your second hand is, what are you doing with your first
> hand? ;-)