For you tool lovers(OT)
11-16-2005, 02:27 AM
#51
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Re: For you tool lovers(OT)
I can switch hands and gain a stroke.
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
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Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
>
> So now we know where your second hand is, what are you doing with your first
> hand? ;-)
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
>
> So now we know where your second hand is, what are you doing with your first
> hand? ;-)
11-16-2005, 02:27 AM
#52
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Re: For you tool lovers(OT)
I can switch hands and gain a stroke.
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
>
> So now we know where your second hand is, what are you doing with your first
> hand? ;-)
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
>
> So now we know where your second hand is, what are you doing with your first
> hand? ;-)
11-16-2005, 04:33 AM
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Re: For you tool lovers(OT)
L.W. ------ III (ßill) wrote:
> I can switch hands and gain a stroke.
Somehow, I knew that about you, Bill ;-)
--
Old Crow
'82 FLTC-P "Pearl"
'95 Wrangler YJ
TOMKAT,DOF#51,SENS, BS#133, MAMBM, SLOB#13, DH#2
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11-16-2005, 04:33 AM
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Re: For you tool lovers(OT)
L.W. ------ III (ßill) wrote:
> I can switch hands and gain a stroke.
Somehow, I knew that about you, Bill ;-)
--
Old Crow
'82 FLTC-P "Pearl"
'95 Wrangler YJ
TOMKAT,DOF#51,SENS, BS#133, MAMBM, SLOB#13, DH#2
There's only one RE!
11-16-2005, 04:33 AM
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Re: For you tool lovers(OT)
L.W. ------ III (ßill) wrote:
> I can switch hands and gain a stroke.
Somehow, I knew that about you, Bill ;-)
--
Old Crow
'82 FLTC-P "Pearl"
'95 Wrangler YJ
TOMKAT,DOF#51,SENS, BS#133, MAMBM, SLOB#13, DH#2
There's only one RE!
11-16-2005, 06:50 AM
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Re: For you tool lovers(OT)
I dunno.. lemmie look....
Oh yea... TYPING!
what are you doing with YOURS hhmmmm????
"Matt Macchiarolo" <matt@nospamplease.com> wrote in message
news:LcednQiBAP5LQ-feRVn-sA@comcast.com...
: So now we know where your second hand is, what are you doing with your
first
: hand? ;-)
:
: "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
: news:Jfnef.30081$td.20432@bignews3.bellsouth.net.. .
: > FOFL,
: > Hell yea, second hand experience is damn near as good as actually being
: > there
: >
: >
: >
: >
: > "jbjeep" <jbjeep@saw.net> wrote in message
: > news:rlfin1h6ptt9mb6v1jp9hd8lodqgpjb1bd@4ax.com...
: > : So would that be "second hand" experiance then?
: > :
: > :
: > : On Mon, 14 Nov 2005 08:02:28 -0600, "KJ.Kate"
<KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com>
: > wrote:
: > :
: > : >>*smirk*
: > : >>
: > : >>Ummm... let me think...
: > : >>Well, I don't have any -ehm- first hand experience
: > : >>but after closer observation of the subject I am thinking ... either
: > way.
: > : >>
: > : >>LOL
: > : >>Matt, you are a screwball.
: > : >>
: > : >>KJK
: > : >>
: > : >>
: > : >>"Matt Macchiarolo" <matt@nospamplease.com> wrote in message
: > : >>news:ttSdnSSGuNASYerenZ2dnUVZ_t2dnZ2d@comcast.co m...
: > : >>:I think you may have misptyped...you added a "C" to the word
"old"...
: > : >>:
: > : >>: "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
: > : >>: news:hp5df.4307$xK1.711@bignews7.bellsouth.net...
: > : >>: >
: > : >>: > "4X4PLAY" <jrhiltz@eastlink.ca> wrote in message
: > : >>: > news:rlHcf.106167$y_1.41603@edtnps89...
: > : >>: > : ROTFPMP ???????? (roll on the floor pulling my pecker)????
lmao
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > : Jeff
: > : >>: >
: > : >>: >
: > : >>: > I'll bet it was "peeing my pants'
: > : >>: > if you keep pullin on that thang, you're gonna stretch it all
out
: > and
: > : >>then
: > : >>: > it will get wrinkly when it gets cold!
: > : >>: >
: > : >>: >
: > : >>: > LOL
: > : >>: >
: > : >>: > KJK
: > : >>: >
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > : "Snow" <snowbal99@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
: > : >>: > : news:iqncf.9673$EK.282952@news20.bellglobal.com...
: > : >>: > : > ROTFPMP
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > Snow...
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > "Old Crow" <walliscrow@yahoo.com> wrote in message
: > : >>: > : >
news:1131541917.891752.325840@g47g2000cwa.googlegr oups.com...
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > Stolen from the Harley group...subsitute "Jeep" for any
: > mention
: > of
: > : >>: > : > motorcycles...
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly
: > : >>snatching
: > : >>: > : > flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks
you
: > in
: > : >>the
: > : >>: > : > chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering
it
: > : >>against
: > : >>: > : > that freshly painted motorcycle part you were drying.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them
: > : >>somewhere
: > : >>: > : > under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes
: > : >>fingerprint
: > : >>: > : > whorls and hard-earned guitar calluses in about the time it
: > takes
: > : >>you
: > : >>: > : > to say, "Ouch...."
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets
: > in
: > : >>their
: > : >>: > : > holes until you die of old age.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija
: > board
: > : >>: > : > principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked,
: > unpredictable
: > : >>: > : > motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course,
the
: > more
: > : >>: > : > dismal your future becomes.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > VISE-GRIPS: Used to round off bolt heads. If nothing else is
: > : >>: > : > available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding
: > heat to
: > : >>: > : > the palm of your hand.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting
: > various
: > : >>: > : > flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for
: > igniting
: > : >>the
: > : >>: > : > grease inside the wheel hub you want the bearing race out
of.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > WHITWORTH SOCKETS: Once used for working on older British
: > cars
: > : >>: > : > and motorcycles, they are now used mainly for
: > impersonating
: > : >>: > : > that 9/16 or 1/2 socket you've been searching for the last
15
: > : >>minutes.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the
: > ground
: > : >>: > : > after you have installed your new disk brake pads,
trapping
: > the
: > : >>jack
: > : >>: > : > handle firmly under the bumper.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > EIGHT-FOOT LONG DOUGLAS FIR 2X4: Used for levering an
: > : >>: > : > automobile upward off a hydraulic jack handle.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > TWEEZERS: A tool for removing wood splinters.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > PHONE: Tool for calling your neighbors to see if he has
: > another
: > : >>: > : > hydraulic floor jack.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > SNAP-ON GASKET SCRAPER: Theoretically useful as a sandwich
: > tool
: > : >>for
: > : >>: > : > ------ing mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog ---- off
: > your
: > : >>boot.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool ten times harder
: > than
: > : >>any
: > : >>: > : > known drill bit that snaps off in bolt holes you couldn't
use
: > : >>anyway.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the tensile
: > : >>strength
: > : >>: > : > on everything you forgot to disconnect.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > CRAFTSMAN 1/2 x 16-I NCH SCREWDRIVER: A large prybar that
: > : >>: > : > inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on
: > the
: > end
: > : >>: > : > opposite the handle.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > AVIATION METAL SNIPS: See hacksaw.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > TROUBLE LIGHT: The home mechanic's own tanning booth.
: > : >>Sometimes
: > : >>: > : > called a drop light, it is a good source of vitamin
D,
: > "the
: > : >>: > : > sunshine vitamin," which is not otherwise found under cars
at
: > : >>night.
: > : >>: > : > Health benefits aside, it's main purpose is to consume
: > 40-watt
: > : >>light
: > : >>: > : > bulbs at about the same rate that 105-mm howitzer shells
: > might
: > be
: > : >>: > : > used during, say, the first few hours of the Battle of the
: > Bulge.
: > : >>: > : > More often dark than light, its name is somewhat misleading.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the lids of
: > : >>old-style
: > : >>: > : > paper-and-tin oil cans and splash oil on your shirt;
but
: > can
: > : >>: > : > also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips
screw
: > : >>heads.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > AIR COMPRESSOR: A machine that takes energy produced in a
: > : >>: > : > coal-burning power plant 200 miles away and transforms it
: > into
: > : >>: > : > compressed air that travels by hose to a Chicago
: > Pneumatic
: > : >>: > : > impact wrench that grips rusty bolts last over tightened
58
: > years
: > : >>: > : > ago by someone at H-D, and neatly rounds off their heads.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that
: > clip
: > : >>or
: > : >>: > : > bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50¢ part.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to cut hoses too short.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer
: > : >>nowadays
: > : >>: > : > is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most
: > expensive
: > : >>: > : > parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the
: > : >>contents
: > : >>: > : > of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works
: > : >>particularly
: > : >>: > : > well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids
in
: > : >>plastic
: > : >>: > : > bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or
: > plastic
: > : >>: > : > parts.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > DAMMIT TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across
: > the
: > : >>: > : > garage while yelling "DAMMIT" at the top of your lungs. It
is
: > also
: > : >>the
: > : >>: > : > next tool that you will need.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > EXPLETIVE: A balm, usually applied verbally in hindsight,
: > which
: > : >>: > : > somehow eases those pains and indignities following our
: > every
: > : >>: > : > deficiency in foresight.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > --
: > : >>: > : > Old Crow
: > : >>: > : > '82 FLTC-P "Pearl"
: > : >>: > : > '95 Wrangler YJ
: > : >>: > : > TOMKATAC, SENS, BS#133, MAMBM, SLOB#13, DH#2
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: >
: > : >>: >
: > : >>:
: > : >>:
: > : >>
: >
: >
:
:
Oh yea... TYPING!
what are you doing with YOURS hhmmmm????
"Matt Macchiarolo" <matt@nospamplease.com> wrote in message
news:LcednQiBAP5LQ-feRVn-sA@comcast.com...
: So now we know where your second hand is, what are you doing with your
first
: hand? ;-)
:
: "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
: news:Jfnef.30081$td.20432@bignews3.bellsouth.net.. .
: > FOFL,
: > Hell yea, second hand experience is damn near as good as actually being
: > there
: >
: >
: >
: >
: > "jbjeep" <jbjeep@saw.net> wrote in message
: > news:rlfin1h6ptt9mb6v1jp9hd8lodqgpjb1bd@4ax.com...
: > : So would that be "second hand" experiance then?
: > :
: > :
: > : On Mon, 14 Nov 2005 08:02:28 -0600, "KJ.Kate"
<KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com>
: > wrote:
: > :
: > : >>*smirk*
: > : >>
: > : >>Ummm... let me think...
: > : >>Well, I don't have any -ehm- first hand experience
: > : >>but after closer observation of the subject I am thinking ... either
: > way.
: > : >>
: > : >>LOL
: > : >>Matt, you are a screwball.
: > : >>
: > : >>KJK
: > : >>
: > : >>
: > : >>"Matt Macchiarolo" <matt@nospamplease.com> wrote in message
: > : >>news:ttSdnSSGuNASYerenZ2dnUVZ_t2dnZ2d@comcast.co m...
: > : >>:I think you may have misptyped...you added a "C" to the word
"old"...
: > : >>:
: > : >>: "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
: > : >>: news:hp5df.4307$xK1.711@bignews7.bellsouth.net...
: > : >>: >
: > : >>: > "4X4PLAY" <jrhiltz@eastlink.ca> wrote in message
: > : >>: > news:rlHcf.106167$y_1.41603@edtnps89...
: > : >>: > : ROTFPMP ???????? (roll on the floor pulling my pecker)????
lmao
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > : Jeff
: > : >>: >
: > : >>: >
: > : >>: > I'll bet it was "peeing my pants'
: > : >>: > if you keep pullin on that thang, you're gonna stretch it all
out
: > and
: > : >>then
: > : >>: > it will get wrinkly when it gets cold!
: > : >>: >
: > : >>: >
: > : >>: > LOL
: > : >>: >
: > : >>: > KJK
: > : >>: >
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > : "Snow" <snowbal99@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
: > : >>: > : news:iqncf.9673$EK.282952@news20.bellglobal.com...
: > : >>: > : > ROTFPMP
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > Snow...
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > "Old Crow" <walliscrow@yahoo.com> wrote in message
: > : >>: > : >
news:1131541917.891752.325840@g47g2000cwa.googlegr oups.com...
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > Stolen from the Harley group...subsitute "Jeep" for any
: > mention
: > of
: > : >>: > : > motorcycles...
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly
: > : >>snatching
: > : >>: > : > flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks
you
: > in
: > : >>the
: > : >>: > : > chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering
it
: > : >>against
: > : >>: > : > that freshly painted motorcycle part you were drying.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them
: > : >>somewhere
: > : >>: > : > under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes
: > : >>fingerprint
: > : >>: > : > whorls and hard-earned guitar calluses in about the time it
: > takes
: > : >>you
: > : >>: > : > to say, "Ouch...."
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets
: > in
: > : >>their
: > : >>: > : > holes until you die of old age.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija
: > board
: > : >>: > : > principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked,
: > unpredictable
: > : >>: > : > motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course,
the
: > more
: > : >>: > : > dismal your future becomes.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > VISE-GRIPS: Used to round off bolt heads. If nothing else is
: > : >>: > : > available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding
: > heat to
: > : >>: > : > the palm of your hand.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting
: > various
: > : >>: > : > flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for
: > igniting
: > : >>the
: > : >>: > : > grease inside the wheel hub you want the bearing race out
of.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > WHITWORTH SOCKETS: Once used for working on older British
: > cars
: > : >>: > : > and motorcycles, they are now used mainly for
: > impersonating
: > : >>: > : > that 9/16 or 1/2 socket you've been searching for the last
15
: > : >>minutes.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the
: > ground
: > : >>: > : > after you have installed your new disk brake pads,
trapping
: > the
: > : >>jack
: > : >>: > : > handle firmly under the bumper.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > EIGHT-FOOT LONG DOUGLAS FIR 2X4: Used for levering an
: > : >>: > : > automobile upward off a hydraulic jack handle.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > TWEEZERS: A tool for removing wood splinters.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > PHONE: Tool for calling your neighbors to see if he has
: > another
: > : >>: > : > hydraulic floor jack.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > SNAP-ON GASKET SCRAPER: Theoretically useful as a sandwich
: > tool
: > : >>for
: > : >>: > : > ------ing mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog ---- off
: > your
: > : >>boot.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool ten times harder
: > than
: > : >>any
: > : >>: > : > known drill bit that snaps off in bolt holes you couldn't
use
: > : >>anyway.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the tensile
: > : >>strength
: > : >>: > : > on everything you forgot to disconnect.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > CRAFTSMAN 1/2 x 16-I NCH SCREWDRIVER: A large prybar that
: > : >>: > : > inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on
: > the
: > end
: > : >>: > : > opposite the handle.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > AVIATION METAL SNIPS: See hacksaw.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > TROUBLE LIGHT: The home mechanic's own tanning booth.
: > : >>Sometimes
: > : >>: > : > called a drop light, it is a good source of vitamin
D,
: > "the
: > : >>: > : > sunshine vitamin," which is not otherwise found under cars
at
: > : >>night.
: > : >>: > : > Health benefits aside, it's main purpose is to consume
: > 40-watt
: > : >>light
: > : >>: > : > bulbs at about the same rate that 105-mm howitzer shells
: > might
: > be
: > : >>: > : > used during, say, the first few hours of the Battle of the
: > Bulge.
: > : >>: > : > More often dark than light, its name is somewhat misleading.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the lids of
: > : >>old-style
: > : >>: > : > paper-and-tin oil cans and splash oil on your shirt;
but
: > can
: > : >>: > : > also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips
screw
: > : >>heads.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > AIR COMPRESSOR: A machine that takes energy produced in a
: > : >>: > : > coal-burning power plant 200 miles away and transforms it
: > into
: > : >>: > : > compressed air that travels by hose to a Chicago
: > Pneumatic
: > : >>: > : > impact wrench that grips rusty bolts last over tightened
58
: > years
: > : >>: > : > ago by someone at H-D, and neatly rounds off their heads.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that
: > clip
: > : >>or
: > : >>: > : > bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50¢ part.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to cut hoses too short.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer
: > : >>nowadays
: > : >>: > : > is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most
: > expensive
: > : >>: > : > parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the
: > : >>contents
: > : >>: > : > of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works
: > : >>particularly
: > : >>: > : > well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids
in
: > : >>plastic
: > : >>: > : > bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or
: > plastic
: > : >>: > : > parts.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > DAMMIT TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across
: > the
: > : >>: > : > garage while yelling "DAMMIT" at the top of your lungs. It
is
: > also
: > : >>the
: > : >>: > : > next tool that you will need.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > EXPLETIVE: A balm, usually applied verbally in hindsight,
: > which
: > : >>: > : > somehow eases those pains and indignities following our
: > every
: > : >>: > : > deficiency in foresight.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > --
: > : >>: > : > Old Crow
: > : >>: > : > '82 FLTC-P "Pearl"
: > : >>: > : > '95 Wrangler YJ
: > : >>: > : > TOMKATAC, SENS, BS#133, MAMBM, SLOB#13, DH#2
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: >
: > : >>: >
: > : >>:
: > : >>:
: > : >>
: >
: >
:
:
11-16-2005, 06:50 AM
#57
Guest
Posts: n/a
Re: For you tool lovers(OT)
I dunno.. lemmie look....
Oh yea... TYPING!
what are you doing with YOURS hhmmmm????
"Matt Macchiarolo" <matt@nospamplease.com> wrote in message
news:LcednQiBAP5LQ-feRVn-sA@comcast.com...
: So now we know where your second hand is, what are you doing with your
first
: hand? ;-)
:
: "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
: news:Jfnef.30081$td.20432@bignews3.bellsouth.net.. .
: > FOFL,
: > Hell yea, second hand experience is damn near as good as actually being
: > there
: >
: >
: >
: >
: > "jbjeep" <jbjeep@saw.net> wrote in message
: > news:rlfin1h6ptt9mb6v1jp9hd8lodqgpjb1bd@4ax.com...
: > : So would that be "second hand" experiance then?
: > :
: > :
: > : On Mon, 14 Nov 2005 08:02:28 -0600, "KJ.Kate"
<KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com>
: > wrote:
: > :
: > : >>*smirk*
: > : >>
: > : >>Ummm... let me think...
: > : >>Well, I don't have any -ehm- first hand experience
: > : >>but after closer observation of the subject I am thinking ... either
: > way.
: > : >>
: > : >>LOL
: > : >>Matt, you are a screwball.
: > : >>
: > : >>KJK
: > : >>
: > : >>
: > : >>"Matt Macchiarolo" <matt@nospamplease.com> wrote in message
: > : >>news:ttSdnSSGuNASYerenZ2dnUVZ_t2dnZ2d@comcast.co m...
: > : >>:I think you may have misptyped...you added a "C" to the word
"old"...
: > : >>:
: > : >>: "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
: > : >>: news:hp5df.4307$xK1.711@bignews7.bellsouth.net...
: > : >>: >
: > : >>: > "4X4PLAY" <jrhiltz@eastlink.ca> wrote in message
: > : >>: > news:rlHcf.106167$y_1.41603@edtnps89...
: > : >>: > : ROTFPMP ???????? (roll on the floor pulling my pecker)????
lmao
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > : Jeff
: > : >>: >
: > : >>: >
: > : >>: > I'll bet it was "peeing my pants'
: > : >>: > if you keep pullin on that thang, you're gonna stretch it all
out
: > and
: > : >>then
: > : >>: > it will get wrinkly when it gets cold!
: > : >>: >
: > : >>: >
: > : >>: > LOL
: > : >>: >
: > : >>: > KJK
: > : >>: >
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > : "Snow" <snowbal99@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
: > : >>: > : news:iqncf.9673$EK.282952@news20.bellglobal.com...
: > : >>: > : > ROTFPMP
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > Snow...
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > "Old Crow" <walliscrow@yahoo.com> wrote in message
: > : >>: > : >
news:1131541917.891752.325840@g47g2000cwa.googlegr oups.com...
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > Stolen from the Harley group...subsitute "Jeep" for any
: > mention
: > of
: > : >>: > : > motorcycles...
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly
: > : >>snatching
: > : >>: > : > flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks
you
: > in
: > : >>the
: > : >>: > : > chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering
it
: > : >>against
: > : >>: > : > that freshly painted motorcycle part you were drying.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them
: > : >>somewhere
: > : >>: > : > under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes
: > : >>fingerprint
: > : >>: > : > whorls and hard-earned guitar calluses in about the time it
: > takes
: > : >>you
: > : >>: > : > to say, "Ouch...."
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets
: > in
: > : >>their
: > : >>: > : > holes until you die of old age.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija
: > board
: > : >>: > : > principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked,
: > unpredictable
: > : >>: > : > motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course,
the
: > more
: > : >>: > : > dismal your future becomes.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > VISE-GRIPS: Used to round off bolt heads. If nothing else is
: > : >>: > : > available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding
: > heat to
: > : >>: > : > the palm of your hand.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting
: > various
: > : >>: > : > flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for
: > igniting
: > : >>the
: > : >>: > : > grease inside the wheel hub you want the bearing race out
of.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > WHITWORTH SOCKETS: Once used for working on older British
: > cars
: > : >>: > : > and motorcycles, they are now used mainly for
: > impersonating
: > : >>: > : > that 9/16 or 1/2 socket you've been searching for the last
15
: > : >>minutes.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the
: > ground
: > : >>: > : > after you have installed your new disk brake pads,
trapping
: > the
: > : >>jack
: > : >>: > : > handle firmly under the bumper.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > EIGHT-FOOT LONG DOUGLAS FIR 2X4: Used for levering an
: > : >>: > : > automobile upward off a hydraulic jack handle.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > TWEEZERS: A tool for removing wood splinters.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > PHONE: Tool for calling your neighbors to see if he has
: > another
: > : >>: > : > hydraulic floor jack.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > SNAP-ON GASKET SCRAPER: Theoretically useful as a sandwich
: > tool
: > : >>for
: > : >>: > : > ------ing mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog ---- off
: > your
: > : >>boot.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool ten times harder
: > than
: > : >>any
: > : >>: > : > known drill bit that snaps off in bolt holes you couldn't
use
: > : >>anyway.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the tensile
: > : >>strength
: > : >>: > : > on everything you forgot to disconnect.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > CRAFTSMAN 1/2 x 16-I NCH SCREWDRIVER: A large prybar that
: > : >>: > : > inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on
: > the
: > end
: > : >>: > : > opposite the handle.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > AVIATION METAL SNIPS: See hacksaw.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > TROUBLE LIGHT: The home mechanic's own tanning booth.
: > : >>Sometimes
: > : >>: > : > called a drop light, it is a good source of vitamin
D,
: > "the
: > : >>: > : > sunshine vitamin," which is not otherwise found under cars
at
: > : >>night.
: > : >>: > : > Health benefits aside, it's main purpose is to consume
: > 40-watt
: > : >>light
: > : >>: > : > bulbs at about the same rate that 105-mm howitzer shells
: > might
: > be
: > : >>: > : > used during, say, the first few hours of the Battle of the
: > Bulge.
: > : >>: > : > More often dark than light, its name is somewhat misleading.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the lids of
: > : >>old-style
: > : >>: > : > paper-and-tin oil cans and splash oil on your shirt;
but
: > can
: > : >>: > : > also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips
screw
: > : >>heads.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > AIR COMPRESSOR: A machine that takes energy produced in a
: > : >>: > : > coal-burning power plant 200 miles away and transforms it
: > into
: > : >>: > : > compressed air that travels by hose to a Chicago
: > Pneumatic
: > : >>: > : > impact wrench that grips rusty bolts last over tightened
58
: > years
: > : >>: > : > ago by someone at H-D, and neatly rounds off their heads.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that
: > clip
: > : >>or
: > : >>: > : > bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50¢ part.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to cut hoses too short.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer
: > : >>nowadays
: > : >>: > : > is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most
: > expensive
: > : >>: > : > parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the
: > : >>contents
: > : >>: > : > of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works
: > : >>particularly
: > : >>: > : > well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids
in
: > : >>plastic
: > : >>: > : > bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or
: > plastic
: > : >>: > : > parts.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > DAMMIT TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across
: > the
: > : >>: > : > garage while yelling "DAMMIT" at the top of your lungs. It
is
: > also
: > : >>the
: > : >>: > : > next tool that you will need.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > EXPLETIVE: A balm, usually applied verbally in hindsight,
: > which
: > : >>: > : > somehow eases those pains and indignities following our
: > every
: > : >>: > : > deficiency in foresight.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > --
: > : >>: > : > Old Crow
: > : >>: > : > '82 FLTC-P "Pearl"
: > : >>: > : > '95 Wrangler YJ
: > : >>: > : > TOMKATAC, SENS, BS#133, MAMBM, SLOB#13, DH#2
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: >
: > : >>: >
: > : >>:
: > : >>:
: > : >>
: >
: >
:
:
Oh yea... TYPING!
what are you doing with YOURS hhmmmm????
"Matt Macchiarolo" <matt@nospamplease.com> wrote in message
news:LcednQiBAP5LQ-feRVn-sA@comcast.com...
: So now we know where your second hand is, what are you doing with your
first
: hand? ;-)
:
: "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
: news:Jfnef.30081$td.20432@bignews3.bellsouth.net.. .
: > FOFL,
: > Hell yea, second hand experience is damn near as good as actually being
: > there
: >
: >
: >
: >
: > "jbjeep" <jbjeep@saw.net> wrote in message
: > news:rlfin1h6ptt9mb6v1jp9hd8lodqgpjb1bd@4ax.com...
: > : So would that be "second hand" experiance then?
: > :
: > :
: > : On Mon, 14 Nov 2005 08:02:28 -0600, "KJ.Kate"
<KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com>
: > wrote:
: > :
: > : >>*smirk*
: > : >>
: > : >>Ummm... let me think...
: > : >>Well, I don't have any -ehm- first hand experience
: > : >>but after closer observation of the subject I am thinking ... either
: > way.
: > : >>
: > : >>LOL
: > : >>Matt, you are a screwball.
: > : >>
: > : >>KJK
: > : >>
: > : >>
: > : >>"Matt Macchiarolo" <matt@nospamplease.com> wrote in message
: > : >>news:ttSdnSSGuNASYerenZ2dnUVZ_t2dnZ2d@comcast.co m...
: > : >>:I think you may have misptyped...you added a "C" to the word
"old"...
: > : >>:
: > : >>: "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
: > : >>: news:hp5df.4307$xK1.711@bignews7.bellsouth.net...
: > : >>: >
: > : >>: > "4X4PLAY" <jrhiltz@eastlink.ca> wrote in message
: > : >>: > news:rlHcf.106167$y_1.41603@edtnps89...
: > : >>: > : ROTFPMP ???????? (roll on the floor pulling my pecker)????
lmao
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > : Jeff
: > : >>: >
: > : >>: >
: > : >>: > I'll bet it was "peeing my pants'
: > : >>: > if you keep pullin on that thang, you're gonna stretch it all
out
: > and
: > : >>then
: > : >>: > it will get wrinkly when it gets cold!
: > : >>: >
: > : >>: >
: > : >>: > LOL
: > : >>: >
: > : >>: > KJK
: > : >>: >
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > : "Snow" <snowbal99@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
: > : >>: > : news:iqncf.9673$EK.282952@news20.bellglobal.com...
: > : >>: > : > ROTFPMP
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > Snow...
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > "Old Crow" <walliscrow@yahoo.com> wrote in message
: > : >>: > : >
news:1131541917.891752.325840@g47g2000cwa.googlegr oups.com...
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > Stolen from the Harley group...subsitute "Jeep" for any
: > mention
: > of
: > : >>: > : > motorcycles...
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly
: > : >>snatching
: > : >>: > : > flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks
you
: > in
: > : >>the
: > : >>: > : > chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering
it
: > : >>against
: > : >>: > : > that freshly painted motorcycle part you were drying.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them
: > : >>somewhere
: > : >>: > : > under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes
: > : >>fingerprint
: > : >>: > : > whorls and hard-earned guitar calluses in about the time it
: > takes
: > : >>you
: > : >>: > : > to say, "Ouch...."
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets
: > in
: > : >>their
: > : >>: > : > holes until you die of old age.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija
: > board
: > : >>: > : > principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked,
: > unpredictable
: > : >>: > : > motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course,
the
: > more
: > : >>: > : > dismal your future becomes.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > VISE-GRIPS: Used to round off bolt heads. If nothing else is
: > : >>: > : > available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding
: > heat to
: > : >>: > : > the palm of your hand.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting
: > various
: > : >>: > : > flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for
: > igniting
: > : >>the
: > : >>: > : > grease inside the wheel hub you want the bearing race out
of.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > WHITWORTH SOCKETS: Once used for working on older British
: > cars
: > : >>: > : > and motorcycles, they are now used mainly for
: > impersonating
: > : >>: > : > that 9/16 or 1/2 socket you've been searching for the last
15
: > : >>minutes.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the
: > ground
: > : >>: > : > after you have installed your new disk brake pads,
trapping
: > the
: > : >>jack
: > : >>: > : > handle firmly under the bumper.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > EIGHT-FOOT LONG DOUGLAS FIR 2X4: Used for levering an
: > : >>: > : > automobile upward off a hydraulic jack handle.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > TWEEZERS: A tool for removing wood splinters.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > PHONE: Tool for calling your neighbors to see if he has
: > another
: > : >>: > : > hydraulic floor jack.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > SNAP-ON GASKET SCRAPER: Theoretically useful as a sandwich
: > tool
: > : >>for
: > : >>: > : > ------ing mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog ---- off
: > your
: > : >>boot.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool ten times harder
: > than
: > : >>any
: > : >>: > : > known drill bit that snaps off in bolt holes you couldn't
use
: > : >>anyway.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the tensile
: > : >>strength
: > : >>: > : > on everything you forgot to disconnect.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > CRAFTSMAN 1/2 x 16-I NCH SCREWDRIVER: A large prybar that
: > : >>: > : > inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on
: > the
: > end
: > : >>: > : > opposite the handle.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > AVIATION METAL SNIPS: See hacksaw.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > TROUBLE LIGHT: The home mechanic's own tanning booth.
: > : >>Sometimes
: > : >>: > : > called a drop light, it is a good source of vitamin
D,
: > "the
: > : >>: > : > sunshine vitamin," which is not otherwise found under cars
at
: > : >>night.
: > : >>: > : > Health benefits aside, it's main purpose is to consume
: > 40-watt
: > : >>light
: > : >>: > : > bulbs at about the same rate that 105-mm howitzer shells
: > might
: > be
: > : >>: > : > used during, say, the first few hours of the Battle of the
: > Bulge.
: > : >>: > : > More often dark than light, its name is somewhat misleading.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the lids of
: > : >>old-style
: > : >>: > : > paper-and-tin oil cans and splash oil on your shirt;
but
: > can
: > : >>: > : > also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips
screw
: > : >>heads.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > AIR COMPRESSOR: A machine that takes energy produced in a
: > : >>: > : > coal-burning power plant 200 miles away and transforms it
: > into
: > : >>: > : > compressed air that travels by hose to a Chicago
: > Pneumatic
: > : >>: > : > impact wrench that grips rusty bolts last over tightened
58
: > years
: > : >>: > : > ago by someone at H-D, and neatly rounds off their heads.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that
: > clip
: > : >>or
: > : >>: > : > bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50¢ part.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to cut hoses too short.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer
: > : >>nowadays
: > : >>: > : > is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most
: > expensive
: > : >>: > : > parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the
: > : >>contents
: > : >>: > : > of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works
: > : >>particularly
: > : >>: > : > well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids
in
: > : >>plastic
: > : >>: > : > bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or
: > plastic
: > : >>: > : > parts.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > DAMMIT TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across
: > the
: > : >>: > : > garage while yelling "DAMMIT" at the top of your lungs. It
is
: > also
: > : >>the
: > : >>: > : > next tool that you will need.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > EXPLETIVE: A balm, usually applied verbally in hindsight,
: > which
: > : >>: > : > somehow eases those pains and indignities following our
: > every
: > : >>: > : > deficiency in foresight.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > --
: > : >>: > : > Old Crow
: > : >>: > : > '82 FLTC-P "Pearl"
: > : >>: > : > '95 Wrangler YJ
: > : >>: > : > TOMKATAC, SENS, BS#133, MAMBM, SLOB#13, DH#2
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: >
: > : >>: >
: > : >>:
: > : >>:
: > : >>
: >
: >
:
:
11-16-2005, 06:50 AM
#58
Guest
Posts: n/a
Re: For you tool lovers(OT)
I dunno.. lemmie look....
Oh yea... TYPING!
what are you doing with YOURS hhmmmm????
"Matt Macchiarolo" <matt@nospamplease.com> wrote in message
news:LcednQiBAP5LQ-feRVn-sA@comcast.com...
: So now we know where your second hand is, what are you doing with your
first
: hand? ;-)
:
: "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
: news:Jfnef.30081$td.20432@bignews3.bellsouth.net.. .
: > FOFL,
: > Hell yea, second hand experience is damn near as good as actually being
: > there
: >
: >
: >
: >
: > "jbjeep" <jbjeep@saw.net> wrote in message
: > news:rlfin1h6ptt9mb6v1jp9hd8lodqgpjb1bd@4ax.com...
: > : So would that be "second hand" experiance then?
: > :
: > :
: > : On Mon, 14 Nov 2005 08:02:28 -0600, "KJ.Kate"
<KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com>
: > wrote:
: > :
: > : >>*smirk*
: > : >>
: > : >>Ummm... let me think...
: > : >>Well, I don't have any -ehm- first hand experience
: > : >>but after closer observation of the subject I am thinking ... either
: > way.
: > : >>
: > : >>LOL
: > : >>Matt, you are a screwball.
: > : >>
: > : >>KJK
: > : >>
: > : >>
: > : >>"Matt Macchiarolo" <matt@nospamplease.com> wrote in message
: > : >>news:ttSdnSSGuNASYerenZ2dnUVZ_t2dnZ2d@comcast.co m...
: > : >>:I think you may have misptyped...you added a "C" to the word
"old"...
: > : >>:
: > : >>: "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
: > : >>: news:hp5df.4307$xK1.711@bignews7.bellsouth.net...
: > : >>: >
: > : >>: > "4X4PLAY" <jrhiltz@eastlink.ca> wrote in message
: > : >>: > news:rlHcf.106167$y_1.41603@edtnps89...
: > : >>: > : ROTFPMP ???????? (roll on the floor pulling my pecker)????
lmao
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > : Jeff
: > : >>: >
: > : >>: >
: > : >>: > I'll bet it was "peeing my pants'
: > : >>: > if you keep pullin on that thang, you're gonna stretch it all
out
: > and
: > : >>then
: > : >>: > it will get wrinkly when it gets cold!
: > : >>: >
: > : >>: >
: > : >>: > LOL
: > : >>: >
: > : >>: > KJK
: > : >>: >
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > : "Snow" <snowbal99@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
: > : >>: > : news:iqncf.9673$EK.282952@news20.bellglobal.com...
: > : >>: > : > ROTFPMP
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > Snow...
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > "Old Crow" <walliscrow@yahoo.com> wrote in message
: > : >>: > : >
news:1131541917.891752.325840@g47g2000cwa.googlegr oups.com...
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > Stolen from the Harley group...subsitute "Jeep" for any
: > mention
: > of
: > : >>: > : > motorcycles...
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly
: > : >>snatching
: > : >>: > : > flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks
you
: > in
: > : >>the
: > : >>: > : > chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering
it
: > : >>against
: > : >>: > : > that freshly painted motorcycle part you were drying.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them
: > : >>somewhere
: > : >>: > : > under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes
: > : >>fingerprint
: > : >>: > : > whorls and hard-earned guitar calluses in about the time it
: > takes
: > : >>you
: > : >>: > : > to say, "Ouch...."
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets
: > in
: > : >>their
: > : >>: > : > holes until you die of old age.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija
: > board
: > : >>: > : > principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked,
: > unpredictable
: > : >>: > : > motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course,
the
: > more
: > : >>: > : > dismal your future becomes.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > VISE-GRIPS: Used to round off bolt heads. If nothing else is
: > : >>: > : > available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding
: > heat to
: > : >>: > : > the palm of your hand.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting
: > various
: > : >>: > : > flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for
: > igniting
: > : >>the
: > : >>: > : > grease inside the wheel hub you want the bearing race out
of.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > WHITWORTH SOCKETS: Once used for working on older British
: > cars
: > : >>: > : > and motorcycles, they are now used mainly for
: > impersonating
: > : >>: > : > that 9/16 or 1/2 socket you've been searching for the last
15
: > : >>minutes.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the
: > ground
: > : >>: > : > after you have installed your new disk brake pads,
trapping
: > the
: > : >>jack
: > : >>: > : > handle firmly under the bumper.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > EIGHT-FOOT LONG DOUGLAS FIR 2X4: Used for levering an
: > : >>: > : > automobile upward off a hydraulic jack handle.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > TWEEZERS: A tool for removing wood splinters.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > PHONE: Tool for calling your neighbors to see if he has
: > another
: > : >>: > : > hydraulic floor jack.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > SNAP-ON GASKET SCRAPER: Theoretically useful as a sandwich
: > tool
: > : >>for
: > : >>: > : > ------ing mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog ---- off
: > your
: > : >>boot.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool ten times harder
: > than
: > : >>any
: > : >>: > : > known drill bit that snaps off in bolt holes you couldn't
use
: > : >>anyway.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the tensile
: > : >>strength
: > : >>: > : > on everything you forgot to disconnect.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > CRAFTSMAN 1/2 x 16-I NCH SCREWDRIVER: A large prybar that
: > : >>: > : > inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on
: > the
: > end
: > : >>: > : > opposite the handle.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > AVIATION METAL SNIPS: See hacksaw.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > TROUBLE LIGHT: The home mechanic's own tanning booth.
: > : >>Sometimes
: > : >>: > : > called a drop light, it is a good source of vitamin
D,
: > "the
: > : >>: > : > sunshine vitamin," which is not otherwise found under cars
at
: > : >>night.
: > : >>: > : > Health benefits aside, it's main purpose is to consume
: > 40-watt
: > : >>light
: > : >>: > : > bulbs at about the same rate that 105-mm howitzer shells
: > might
: > be
: > : >>: > : > used during, say, the first few hours of the Battle of the
: > Bulge.
: > : >>: > : > More often dark than light, its name is somewhat misleading.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the lids of
: > : >>old-style
: > : >>: > : > paper-and-tin oil cans and splash oil on your shirt;
but
: > can
: > : >>: > : > also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips
screw
: > : >>heads.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > AIR COMPRESSOR: A machine that takes energy produced in a
: > : >>: > : > coal-burning power plant 200 miles away and transforms it
: > into
: > : >>: > : > compressed air that travels by hose to a Chicago
: > Pneumatic
: > : >>: > : > impact wrench that grips rusty bolts last over tightened
58
: > years
: > : >>: > : > ago by someone at H-D, and neatly rounds off their heads.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that
: > clip
: > : >>or
: > : >>: > : > bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50¢ part.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to cut hoses too short.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer
: > : >>nowadays
: > : >>: > : > is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most
: > expensive
: > : >>: > : > parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the
: > : >>contents
: > : >>: > : > of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works
: > : >>particularly
: > : >>: > : > well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids
in
: > : >>plastic
: > : >>: > : > bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or
: > plastic
: > : >>: > : > parts.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > DAMMIT TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across
: > the
: > : >>: > : > garage while yelling "DAMMIT" at the top of your lungs. It
is
: > also
: > : >>the
: > : >>: > : > next tool that you will need.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > EXPLETIVE: A balm, usually applied verbally in hindsight,
: > which
: > : >>: > : > somehow eases those pains and indignities following our
: > every
: > : >>: > : > deficiency in foresight.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > --
: > : >>: > : > Old Crow
: > : >>: > : > '82 FLTC-P "Pearl"
: > : >>: > : > '95 Wrangler YJ
: > : >>: > : > TOMKATAC, SENS, BS#133, MAMBM, SLOB#13, DH#2
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: >
: > : >>: >
: > : >>:
: > : >>:
: > : >>
: >
: >
:
:
Oh yea... TYPING!
what are you doing with YOURS hhmmmm????
"Matt Macchiarolo" <matt@nospamplease.com> wrote in message
news:LcednQiBAP5LQ-feRVn-sA@comcast.com...
: So now we know where your second hand is, what are you doing with your
first
: hand? ;-)
:
: "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
: news:Jfnef.30081$td.20432@bignews3.bellsouth.net.. .
: > FOFL,
: > Hell yea, second hand experience is damn near as good as actually being
: > there
: >
: >
: >
: >
: > "jbjeep" <jbjeep@saw.net> wrote in message
: > news:rlfin1h6ptt9mb6v1jp9hd8lodqgpjb1bd@4ax.com...
: > : So would that be "second hand" experiance then?
: > :
: > :
: > : On Mon, 14 Nov 2005 08:02:28 -0600, "KJ.Kate"
<KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com>
: > wrote:
: > :
: > : >>*smirk*
: > : >>
: > : >>Ummm... let me think...
: > : >>Well, I don't have any -ehm- first hand experience
: > : >>but after closer observation of the subject I am thinking ... either
: > way.
: > : >>
: > : >>LOL
: > : >>Matt, you are a screwball.
: > : >>
: > : >>KJK
: > : >>
: > : >>
: > : >>"Matt Macchiarolo" <matt@nospamplease.com> wrote in message
: > : >>news:ttSdnSSGuNASYerenZ2dnUVZ_t2dnZ2d@comcast.co m...
: > : >>:I think you may have misptyped...you added a "C" to the word
"old"...
: > : >>:
: > : >>: "KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
: > : >>: news:hp5df.4307$xK1.711@bignews7.bellsouth.net...
: > : >>: >
: > : >>: > "4X4PLAY" <jrhiltz@eastlink.ca> wrote in message
: > : >>: > news:rlHcf.106167$y_1.41603@edtnps89...
: > : >>: > : ROTFPMP ???????? (roll on the floor pulling my pecker)????
lmao
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > : Jeff
: > : >>: >
: > : >>: >
: > : >>: > I'll bet it was "peeing my pants'
: > : >>: > if you keep pullin on that thang, you're gonna stretch it all
out
: > and
: > : >>then
: > : >>: > it will get wrinkly when it gets cold!
: > : >>: >
: > : >>: >
: > : >>: > LOL
: > : >>: >
: > : >>: > KJK
: > : >>: >
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > : "Snow" <snowbal99@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
: > : >>: > : news:iqncf.9673$EK.282952@news20.bellglobal.com...
: > : >>: > : > ROTFPMP
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > Snow...
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > "Old Crow" <walliscrow@yahoo.com> wrote in message
: > : >>: > : >
news:1131541917.891752.325840@g47g2000cwa.googlegr oups.com...
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > Stolen from the Harley group...subsitute "Jeep" for any
: > mention
: > of
: > : >>: > : > motorcycles...
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly
: > : >>snatching
: > : >>: > : > flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks
you
: > in
: > : >>the
: > : >>: > : > chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering
it
: > : >>against
: > : >>: > : > that freshly painted motorcycle part you were drying.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them
: > : >>somewhere
: > : >>: > : > under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes
: > : >>fingerprint
: > : >>: > : > whorls and hard-earned guitar calluses in about the time it
: > takes
: > : >>you
: > : >>: > : > to say, "Ouch...."
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets
: > in
: > : >>their
: > : >>: > : > holes until you die of old age.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija
: > board
: > : >>: > : > principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked,
: > unpredictable
: > : >>: > : > motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course,
the
: > more
: > : >>: > : > dismal your future becomes.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > VISE-GRIPS: Used to round off bolt heads. If nothing else is
: > : >>: > : > available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding
: > heat to
: > : >>: > : > the palm of your hand.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting
: > various
: > : >>: > : > flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for
: > igniting
: > : >>the
: > : >>: > : > grease inside the wheel hub you want the bearing race out
of.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > WHITWORTH SOCKETS: Once used for working on older British
: > cars
: > : >>: > : > and motorcycles, they are now used mainly for
: > impersonating
: > : >>: > : > that 9/16 or 1/2 socket you've been searching for the last
15
: > : >>minutes.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the
: > ground
: > : >>: > : > after you have installed your new disk brake pads,
trapping
: > the
: > : >>jack
: > : >>: > : > handle firmly under the bumper.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > EIGHT-FOOT LONG DOUGLAS FIR 2X4: Used for levering an
: > : >>: > : > automobile upward off a hydraulic jack handle.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > TWEEZERS: A tool for removing wood splinters.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > PHONE: Tool for calling your neighbors to see if he has
: > another
: > : >>: > : > hydraulic floor jack.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > SNAP-ON GASKET SCRAPER: Theoretically useful as a sandwich
: > tool
: > : >>for
: > : >>: > : > ------ing mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog ---- off
: > your
: > : >>boot.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool ten times harder
: > than
: > : >>any
: > : >>: > : > known drill bit that snaps off in bolt holes you couldn't
use
: > : >>anyway.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the tensile
: > : >>strength
: > : >>: > : > on everything you forgot to disconnect.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > CRAFTSMAN 1/2 x 16-I NCH SCREWDRIVER: A large prybar that
: > : >>: > : > inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on
: > the
: > end
: > : >>: > : > opposite the handle.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > AVIATION METAL SNIPS: See hacksaw.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > TROUBLE LIGHT: The home mechanic's own tanning booth.
: > : >>Sometimes
: > : >>: > : > called a drop light, it is a good source of vitamin
D,
: > "the
: > : >>: > : > sunshine vitamin," which is not otherwise found under cars
at
: > : >>night.
: > : >>: > : > Health benefits aside, it's main purpose is to consume
: > 40-watt
: > : >>light
: > : >>: > : > bulbs at about the same rate that 105-mm howitzer shells
: > might
: > be
: > : >>: > : > used during, say, the first few hours of the Battle of the
: > Bulge.
: > : >>: > : > More often dark than light, its name is somewhat misleading.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the lids of
: > : >>old-style
: > : >>: > : > paper-and-tin oil cans and splash oil on your shirt;
but
: > can
: > : >>: > : > also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips
screw
: > : >>heads.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > AIR COMPRESSOR: A machine that takes energy produced in a
: > : >>: > : > coal-burning power plant 200 miles away and transforms it
: > into
: > : >>: > : > compressed air that travels by hose to a Chicago
: > Pneumatic
: > : >>: > : > impact wrench that grips rusty bolts last over tightened
58
: > years
: > : >>: > : > ago by someone at H-D, and neatly rounds off their heads.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that
: > clip
: > : >>or
: > : >>: > : > bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50¢ part.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to cut hoses too short.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer
: > : >>nowadays
: > : >>: > : > is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most
: > expensive
: > : >>: > : > parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the
: > : >>contents
: > : >>: > : > of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works
: > : >>particularly
: > : >>: > : > well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids
in
: > : >>plastic
: > : >>: > : > bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or
: > plastic
: > : >>: > : > parts.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > DAMMIT TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across
: > the
: > : >>: > : > garage while yelling "DAMMIT" at the top of your lungs. It
is
: > also
: > : >>the
: > : >>: > : > next tool that you will need.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > EXPLETIVE: A balm, usually applied verbally in hindsight,
: > which
: > : >>: > : > somehow eases those pains and indignities following our
: > every
: > : >>: > : > deficiency in foresight.
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : > --
: > : >>: > : > Old Crow
: > : >>: > : > '82 FLTC-P "Pearl"
: > : >>: > : > '95 Wrangler YJ
: > : >>: > : > TOMKATAC, SENS, BS#133, MAMBM, SLOB#13, DH#2
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > : >
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: > :
: > : >>: >
: > : >>: >
: > : >>:
: > : >>:
: > : >>
: >
: >
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