Lon Stowell

Approximately 9/24/03 18:26, Jerry Newton uttered for posterity:

> Texas is a hell hole. I have been over the whole state, and have yet to
> find a part of it that I enjoyed or even wanted to return to. By far the
> worst thing about Texas, is the fact that it is filled with Texans. On my
> many cross-country journeys, the part that I least looked forward to was
> crossing Texas. Once you have seen the Alamo and Cadillac ranch, you are
> done. Go to Montana.

Yeah, Montana is where all the Texans that are too grouchy for
Texas go. Odd, I never yet met a Texan I didn't like, much
like a Montanan, you are very likely to know pretty much where
you stand in the first few minutes and if you shoot off your
mouth much you are likely to be asked to prove it or shut up.
And the women in Texas.... ymmmmm, altho they do tend to throw
ashtrays when pissed off.

Lon Stowell

Approximately 9/24/03 18:36, L.W.(ßill) ------ III uttered for posterity:

> I never met a Texan I didn't like, right down hospitable. But the
> land is boringly flat in all directions for one thousand miles. Filled
> with giant fling bugs. And miserably cold or extremely hot with a wet
> bulb to match.

El Paso is nothing like that. The town is ringed by mountains
to the north. Real mountains. And the humidity in El Paso
rarely gets above 20% even when it rains... and when it rains
it is a typical desert washer.

Lon Stowell

Approximately 9/24/03 18:36, L.W.(ßill) ------ III uttered for posterity:

> I never met a Texan I didn't like, right down hospitable. But the
> land is boringly flat in all directions for one thousand miles. Filled
> with giant fling bugs. And miserably cold or extremely hot with a wet
> bulb to match.

El Paso is nothing like that. The town is ringed by mountains
to the north. Real mountains. And the humidity in El Paso
rarely gets above 20% even when it rains... and when it rains
it is a typical desert washer.

L.W.(=?iso-8859-1?Q?=DFill?=) Hughes III

That's like nine hundred miles away for Houston.
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/

Stephen Cowell wrote:
>
> Ever hear of Big Bend National Park? Check it out...
> EP is close to the Gila, ever hear of that? Terlingua,
> Lajitas, Davis Mountains...
> __
> Steve
> from west Texas
> .

L.W.(=?iso-8859-1?Q?=DFill?=) Hughes III

That's like nine hundred miles away for Houston.
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/

Stephen Cowell wrote:
>
> Ever hear of Big Bend National Park? Check it out...
> EP is close to the Gila, ever hear of that? Terlingua,
> Lajitas, Davis Mountains...
> __
> Steve
> from west Texas
> .

L.W.(=?iso-8859-1?Q?=DFill?=) Hughes III

Maybe, but going though it many times on Interstate Ten I didn't
even have to drop a gear, transporting my eight thousand pound load:
http://www.----------.com/kenworth.jpg Notice the texas plate.
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:--------------------

Lon Stowell wrote:
>
> El Paso is nothing like that. The town is ringed by mountains
> to the north. Real mountains. And the humidity in El Paso
> rarely gets above 20% even when it rains... and when it rains
> it is a typical desert washer.

L.W.(=?iso-8859-1?Q?=DFill?=) Hughes III

Maybe, but going though it many times on Interstate Ten I didn't
even have to drop a gear, transporting my eight thousand pound load:
http://www.----------.com/kenworth.jpg Notice the texas plate.
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:--------------------

Lon Stowell wrote:
>
> El Paso is nothing like that. The town is ringed by mountains
> to the north. Real mountains. And the humidity in El Paso
> rarely gets above 20% even when it rains... and when it rains
> it is a typical desert washer.

Gerald G. McGeorge

Desert rains in west TX and NM are referred to as "Turd Floaters" by locals.

"L.W. (ßill) ------ III" <----------@***.net> wrote in message
news:3F7271EC.F39C1B2@***.net...
> Maybe, but going though it many times on Interstate Ten I didn't
> even have to drop a gear, transporting my eight thousand pound load:
> http://www.----------.com/kenworth.jpg Notice the texas plate.
> God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
> mailto:--------------------
>
> Lon Stowell wrote:
> >
> > El Paso is nothing like that. The town is ringed by mountains
> > to the north. Real mountains. And the humidity in El Paso
> > rarely gets above 20% even when it rains... and when it rains
> > it is a typical desert washer.

Gerald G. McGeorge

Desert rains in west TX and NM are referred to as "Turd Floaters" by locals.

"L.W. (ßill) ------ III" <----------@***.net> wrote in message
news:3F7271EC.F39C1B2@***.net...
> Maybe, but going though it many times on Interstate Ten I didn't
> even have to drop a gear, transporting my eight thousand pound load:
> http://www.----------.com/kenworth.jpg Notice the texas plate.
> God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
> mailto:--------------------
>
> Lon Stowell wrote:
> >
> > El Paso is nothing like that. The town is ringed by mountains
> > to the north. Real mountains. And the humidity in El Paso
> > rarely gets above 20% even when it rains... and when it rains
> > it is a typical desert washer.

Jeepers

In article <Turcb.265$Zm2.16721@kent.svc.tds.net>,
"Jerry Newton" <dontbotherme@nospam.com> wrote:

> Jerry

Go to Montana, Jerry.


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