There you go again, the little jealous coward. Who's only way to get
attention is to make a fool of it's self, using foul language, like it did
back in elementary school yard. But, too afraid to use it's name and
address, and take on responsibility like a grown up. Totally worthless!
Crawl back in your hole, like the rest of you low life queer, losers!
I'm just really curious as to who you think will believe your lies over
any responsible man, man enough to list his name and address here and in
every place I know of????? . And we're supposed to take the opinion of a
jealous, anonymous coward? Too afraid to use it's name and address, and take
on responsibility like a grown up. Totally worthless! Crawl back in your
hole, like the rest of you low life, losers!
Oh, and thanks for the ammunition to send abuse at *** and Teranews
block you and other low lifes that use databasix. :-) You've given me reason
to devote my energies to persuading Real News Servers to block everyone from
databasix, I know I've cost them millions in commercial revenues. :-)
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/


"Cujo DeSockpuppet" <cujo@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
news:fcdfiv$osj$3@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>
> You've gotta be my sockpuppet. You just stated my exact thinking.
>
> I'd thought of Spermwhale Russell but she fears AUK. Mind you, Ed
> Wollmann has been getting brave and posting into AUK and alt.----nozzles
> but he doesn't quite fit the bill, he's almost lamer than Dimmy.
>
> As for the renaming of the award, just add "memorial" to it. Something or
> someone should remember the poor guy *somewhere*. He left his mark almost
> no place else.
>
> Nf na nygreangvir, V pna qbangr gur pbfg bs ohf sner gb gur Sebag Fg. Tlz
> va uvf anzr.
>
> --



--
Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com

 

There you go again, the little jealous coward. Who's only way to get
attention is to make a fool of it's self, using foul language, like it did
back in elementary school yard. But, too afraid to use it's name and
address, and take on responsibility like a grown up. Totally worthless!
Crawl back in your hole, like the rest of you low life queer, losers!
I'm just really curious as to who you think will believe your lies over
any responsible man, man enough to list his name and address here and in
every place I know of????? . And we're supposed to take the opinion of a
jealous, anonymous coward? Too afraid to use it's name and address, and take
on responsibility like a grown up. Totally worthless! Crawl back in your
hole, like the rest of you low life, losers!
Oh, and thanks for the ammunition to send abuse at *** and Teranews
block you and other low lifes that use databasix. :-) You've given me reason
to devote my energies to persuading Real News Servers to block everyone from
databasix, I know I've cost them millions in commercial revenues. :-)
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/


"Cujo DeSockpuppet" <cujo@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
news:fcdfiv$osj$3@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>
> You've gotta be my sockpuppet. You just stated my exact thinking.
>
> I'd thought of Spermwhale Russell but she fears AUK. Mind you, Ed
> Wollmann has been getting brave and posting into AUK and alt.----nozzles
> but he doesn't quite fit the bill, he's almost lamer than Dimmy.
>
> As for the renaming of the award, just add "memorial" to it. Something or
> someone should remember the poor guy *somewhere*. He left his mark almost
> no place else.
>
> Nf na nygreangvir, V pna qbangr gur pbfg bs ohf sner gb gur Sebag Fg. Tlz
> va uvf anzr.
>
> --



--
Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com

 

There you go again, the little jealous coward. Who's only way to get
attention is to make a fool of it's self, using foul language, like it did
back in elementary school yard. But, too afraid to use it's name and
address, and take on responsibility like a grown up. Totally worthless!
Crawl back in your hole, like the rest of you low life queer, losers!
I'm just really curious as to who you think will believe your lies over
any responsible man, man enough to list his name and address here and in
every place I know of????? . And we're supposed to take the opinion of a
jealous, anonymous coward? Too afraid to use it's name and address, and take
on responsibility like a grown up. Totally worthless! Crawl back in your
hole, like the rest of you low life, losers!
Oh, and thanks for the ammunition to send abuse at *** and Teranews
block you and other low lifes that use databasix. :-) You've given me reason
to devote my energies to persuading Real News Servers to block everyone from
databasix, I know I've cost them millions in commercial revenues. :-)
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/


"Cujo DeSockpuppet" <cujo@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
news:fcdfiv$osj$3@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>
> You've gotta be my sockpuppet. You just stated my exact thinking.
>
> I'd thought of Spermwhale Russell but she fears AUK. Mind you, Ed
> Wollmann has been getting brave and posting into AUK and alt.----nozzles
> but he doesn't quite fit the bill, he's almost lamer than Dimmy.
>
> As for the renaming of the award, just add "memorial" to it. Something or
> someone should remember the poor guy *somewhere*. He left his mark almost
> no place else.
>
> Nf na nygreangvir, V pna qbangr gur pbfg bs ohf sner gb gur Sebag Fg. Tlz
> va uvf anzr.
>
> --



--
Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com

 

Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> Cassandra Incognito <a@b.invalid> wrote in
> news:3%pGi.127009$xx1.109940@newsfe09.phx:
>
>> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
>>> Due to the untimely death of Joseph Bartlo, the incumbent AUK Mascot,
>>> may he rest in peace, it is necessary to call for a special election
>>> to select his replacement to serve the rest of Bartlo's term.
>>> Therefore, I'm calling for nominations.
>>>
>>> CALL FOR NOMINATIONS:
>>>
>>> Nominations are now open.
>>>
>>> Nominations/seconds will close on Sunday the 16th of September, 2007,
>>> at 23:59:59 UTC.
>>>
>>> A special ballot, which will also include a referendum on what to do
>>> with the award named after Mr. Bartlo, will be posted shortly after
>>> the close of nominations.
>>>
>>> The usual Formosa & Galactic Killfile restrictions are in effect.
>>> Additionally, a nominee will not be accepted for the ballot unless
>>> he/she/it has posted to AUK within the last 60 days before this
>>> poast.
>>>
>>> Also, keep in mind the description of the office while making the
>>> nomination:
>>>
>>> "The AUK Mascot is AUK's pet kook or resident fanboi; reserved for
>>> those rare kooks who usually seem to enjoy AUK's attention (or at
>>> least tolerate roughhousing) and whose antics provoke wide------
>>> amusement; elected annually, during the month of May, to serve a
>>> one-year term.
>>>
>>> Should the AUK Mascot disappear from Usenet during his term for 60
>>> days or more, the FNVW would then have the option to call for a
>>> special recall election in which the MIA mascot would be replaced by
>>> another suitable net.kook."
>>>
>>> Also, suggestions for renaming the Pathetic ---- Pineapple will be
>>> welcomed on this thread.
>>>
>>> On behalf of Fluffy, I thank you for your input.
>> After having suggested Bill ------ for this several times, I will in
>> fact not propose him as it is now apparent he is afraid of AUK and
>> repeatedly snecks it from posts in RAMJ+W. (I have substituted it for
>> RAMD here to illustrate this.)
>>
>> Instead, I will nominate miguel, who seems to be more interested in
>> AUK's than most other groups he frequents.
>>
>> As for Bartlo, while his death was tragic I see no reason to do more
>> than add "Memorial" to the title, for his Usenet persona was as it
>> was, and did set a standard by which others are judged to this day.
>> However, if this is not acceptable I would advocate the alternate
>> title "The Bill ------ Burning Emerods Award" as a substitute.
>
> You've gotta be my sockpuppet. You just stated my exact thinking.
>
> I'd thought of Spermwhale Russell but she fears AUK. Mind you, Ed
> Wollmann has been getting brave and posting into AUK and alt.----nozzles
> but he doesn't quite fit the bill, he's almost lamer than Dimmy.
>
> As for the renaming of the award, just add "memorial" to it. Something or
> someone should remember the poor guy *somewhere*. He left his mark almost
> no place else.
>
> Nf na nygreangvir, V pna qbangr gur pbfg bs ohf sner gb gur Sebag Fg. Tlz
> va uvf anzr.
>

Gb jubz jbhyq lbh qbangr vg?

 

Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> Cassandra Incognito <a@b.invalid> wrote in
> news:3%pGi.127009$xx1.109940@newsfe09.phx:
>
>> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
>>> Due to the untimely death of Joseph Bartlo, the incumbent AUK Mascot,
>>> may he rest in peace, it is necessary to call for a special election
>>> to select his replacement to serve the rest of Bartlo's term.
>>> Therefore, I'm calling for nominations.
>>>
>>> CALL FOR NOMINATIONS:
>>>
>>> Nominations are now open.
>>>
>>> Nominations/seconds will close on Sunday the 16th of September, 2007,
>>> at 23:59:59 UTC.
>>>
>>> A special ballot, which will also include a referendum on what to do
>>> with the award named after Mr. Bartlo, will be posted shortly after
>>> the close of nominations.
>>>
>>> The usual Formosa & Galactic Killfile restrictions are in effect.
>>> Additionally, a nominee will not be accepted for the ballot unless
>>> he/she/it has posted to AUK within the last 60 days before this
>>> poast.
>>>
>>> Also, keep in mind the description of the office while making the
>>> nomination:
>>>
>>> "The AUK Mascot is AUK's pet kook or resident fanboi; reserved for
>>> those rare kooks who usually seem to enjoy AUK's attention (or at
>>> least tolerate roughhousing) and whose antics provoke wide------
>>> amusement; elected annually, during the month of May, to serve a
>>> one-year term.
>>>
>>> Should the AUK Mascot disappear from Usenet during his term for 60
>>> days or more, the FNVW would then have the option to call for a
>>> special recall election in which the MIA mascot would be replaced by
>>> another suitable net.kook."
>>>
>>> Also, suggestions for renaming the Pathetic ---- Pineapple will be
>>> welcomed on this thread.
>>>
>>> On behalf of Fluffy, I thank you for your input.
>> After having suggested Bill ------ for this several times, I will in
>> fact not propose him as it is now apparent he is afraid of AUK and
>> repeatedly snecks it from posts in RAMJ+W. (I have substituted it for
>> RAMD here to illustrate this.)
>>
>> Instead, I will nominate miguel, who seems to be more interested in
>> AUK's than most other groups he frequents.
>>
>> As for Bartlo, while his death was tragic I see no reason to do more
>> than add "Memorial" to the title, for his Usenet persona was as it
>> was, and did set a standard by which others are judged to this day.
>> However, if this is not acceptable I would advocate the alternate
>> title "The Bill ------ Burning Emerods Award" as a substitute.
>
> You've gotta be my sockpuppet. You just stated my exact thinking.
>
> I'd thought of Spermwhale Russell but she fears AUK. Mind you, Ed
> Wollmann has been getting brave and posting into AUK and alt.----nozzles
> but he doesn't quite fit the bill, he's almost lamer than Dimmy.
>
> As for the renaming of the award, just add "memorial" to it. Something or
> someone should remember the poor guy *somewhere*. He left his mark almost
> no place else.
>
> Nf na nygreangvir, V pna qbangr gur pbfg bs ohf sner gb gur Sebag Fg. Tlz
> va uvf anzr.
>

Gb jubz jbhyq lbh qbangr vg?

 

Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> Cassandra Incognito <a@b.invalid> wrote in
> news:3%pGi.127009$xx1.109940@newsfe09.phx:
>
>> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
>>> Due to the untimely death of Joseph Bartlo, the incumbent AUK Mascot,
>>> may he rest in peace, it is necessary to call for a special election
>>> to select his replacement to serve the rest of Bartlo's term.
>>> Therefore, I'm calling for nominations.
>>>
>>> CALL FOR NOMINATIONS:
>>>
>>> Nominations are now open.
>>>
>>> Nominations/seconds will close on Sunday the 16th of September, 2007,
>>> at 23:59:59 UTC.
>>>
>>> A special ballot, which will also include a referendum on what to do
>>> with the award named after Mr. Bartlo, will be posted shortly after
>>> the close of nominations.
>>>
>>> The usual Formosa & Galactic Killfile restrictions are in effect.
>>> Additionally, a nominee will not be accepted for the ballot unless
>>> he/she/it has posted to AUK within the last 60 days before this
>>> poast.
>>>
>>> Also, keep in mind the description of the office while making the
>>> nomination:
>>>
>>> "The AUK Mascot is AUK's pet kook or resident fanboi; reserved for
>>> those rare kooks who usually seem to enjoy AUK's attention (or at
>>> least tolerate roughhousing) and whose antics provoke wide------
>>> amusement; elected annually, during the month of May, to serve a
>>> one-year term.
>>>
>>> Should the AUK Mascot disappear from Usenet during his term for 60
>>> days or more, the FNVW would then have the option to call for a
>>> special recall election in which the MIA mascot would be replaced by
>>> another suitable net.kook."
>>>
>>> Also, suggestions for renaming the Pathetic ---- Pineapple will be
>>> welcomed on this thread.
>>>
>>> On behalf of Fluffy, I thank you for your input.
>> After having suggested Bill ------ for this several times, I will in
>> fact not propose him as it is now apparent he is afraid of AUK and
>> repeatedly snecks it from posts in RAMJ+W. (I have substituted it for
>> RAMD here to illustrate this.)
>>
>> Instead, I will nominate miguel, who seems to be more interested in
>> AUK's than most other groups he frequents.
>>
>> As for Bartlo, while his death was tragic I see no reason to do more
>> than add "Memorial" to the title, for his Usenet persona was as it
>> was, and did set a standard by which others are judged to this day.
>> However, if this is not acceptable I would advocate the alternate
>> title "The Bill ------ Burning Emerods Award" as a substitute.
>
> You've gotta be my sockpuppet. You just stated my exact thinking.
>
> I'd thought of Spermwhale Russell but she fears AUK. Mind you, Ed
> Wollmann has been getting brave and posting into AUK and alt.----nozzles
> but he doesn't quite fit the bill, he's almost lamer than Dimmy.
>
> As for the renaming of the award, just add "memorial" to it. Something or
> someone should remember the poor guy *somewhere*. He left his mark almost
> no place else.
>
> Nf na nygreangvir, V pna qbangr gur pbfg bs ohf sner gb gur Sebag Fg. Tlz
> va uvf anzr.
>

Gb jubz jbhyq lbh qbangr vg?

 

Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> Cassandra Incognito <a@b.invalid> wrote in
> news:3%pGi.127009$xx1.109940@newsfe09.phx:
>
>> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
>>> Due to the untimely death of Joseph Bartlo, the incumbent AUK Mascot,
>>> may he rest in peace, it is necessary to call for a special election
>>> to select his replacement to serve the rest of Bartlo's term.
>>> Therefore, I'm calling for nominations.
>>>
>>> CALL FOR NOMINATIONS:
>>>
>>> Nominations are now open.
>>>
>>> Nominations/seconds will close on Sunday the 16th of September, 2007,
>>> at 23:59:59 UTC.
>>>
>>> A special ballot, which will also include a referendum on what to do
>>> with the award named after Mr. Bartlo, will be posted shortly after
>>> the close of nominations.
>>>
>>> The usual Formosa & Galactic Killfile restrictions are in effect.
>>> Additionally, a nominee will not be accepted for the ballot unless
>>> he/she/it has posted to AUK within the last 60 days before this
>>> poast.
>>>
>>> Also, keep in mind the description of the office while making the
>>> nomination:
>>>
>>> "The AUK Mascot is AUK's pet kook or resident fanboi; reserved for
>>> those rare kooks who usually seem to enjoy AUK's attention (or at
>>> least tolerate roughhousing) and whose antics provoke wide------
>>> amusement; elected annually, during the month of May, to serve a
>>> one-year term.
>>>
>>> Should the AUK Mascot disappear from Usenet during his term for 60
>>> days or more, the FNVW would then have the option to call for a
>>> special recall election in which the MIA mascot would be replaced by
>>> another suitable net.kook."
>>>
>>> Also, suggestions for renaming the Pathetic ---- Pineapple will be
>>> welcomed on this thread.
>>>
>>> On behalf of Fluffy, I thank you for your input.
>> After having suggested Bill ------ for this several times, I will in
>> fact not propose him as it is now apparent he is afraid of AUK and
>> repeatedly snecks it from posts in RAMJ+W. (I have substituted it for
>> RAMD here to illustrate this.)
>>
>> Instead, I will nominate miguel, who seems to be more interested in
>> AUK's than most other groups he frequents.
>>
>> As for Bartlo, while his death was tragic I see no reason to do more
>> than add "Memorial" to the title, for his Usenet persona was as it
>> was, and did set a standard by which others are judged to this day.
>> However, if this is not acceptable I would advocate the alternate
>> title "The Bill ------ Burning Emerods Award" as a substitute.
>
> You've gotta be my sockpuppet. You just stated my exact thinking.
>
> I'd thought of Spermwhale Russell but she fears AUK. Mind you, Ed
> Wollmann has been getting brave and posting into AUK and alt.----nozzles
> but he doesn't quite fit the bill, he's almost lamer than Dimmy.
>
> As for the renaming of the award, just add "memorial" to it. Something or
> someone should remember the poor guy *somewhere*. He left his mark almost
> no place else.
>
> Nf na nygreangvir, V pna qbangr gur pbfg bs ohf sner gb gur Sebag Fg. Tlz
> va uvf anzr.
>

Gb jubz jbhyq lbh qbangr vg?

 

Cujo DeSockpuppet <cujo@petitmorte.net> wrote:

>Cassandra Incognito <a@b.invalid> wrote in
>news:3%pGi.127009$xx1.109940@newsfe09.phx:
>
>> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
>>> Due to the untimely death of Joseph Bartlo, the incumbent AUK Mascot,
>>> may he rest in peace, it is necessary to call for a special election
>>> to select his replacement to serve the rest of Bartlo's term.
>>> Therefore, I'm calling for nominations.
>>>
>>> CALL FOR NOMINATIONS:
>>>
>>> Nominations are now open.
>>>
>>> Nominations/seconds will close on Sunday the 16th of September, 2007,
>>> at 23:59:59 UTC.
>>>
>>> A special ballot, which will also include a referendum on what to do
>>> with the award named after Mr. Bartlo, will be posted shortly after
>>> the close of nominations.
>>>
>>> The usual Formosa & Galactic Killfile restrictions are in effect.
>>> Additionally, a nominee will not be accepted for the ballot unless
>>> he/she/it has posted to AUK within the last 60 days before this
>>> poast.
>>>
>>> Also, keep in mind the description of the office while making the
>>> nomination:
>>>
>>> "The AUK Mascot is AUK's pet kook or resident fanboi; reserved for
>>> those rare kooks who usually seem to enjoy AUK's attention (or at
>>> least tolerate roughhousing) and whose antics provoke wide------
>>> amusement; elected annually, during the month of May, to serve a
>>> one-year term.
>>>
>>> Should the AUK Mascot disappear from Usenet during his term for 60
>>> days or more, the FNVW would then have the option to call for a
>>> special recall election in which the MIA mascot would be replaced by
>>> another suitable net.kook."
>>>
>>> Also, suggestions for renaming the Pathetic ---- Pineapple will be
>>> welcomed on this thread.
>>>
>>> On behalf of Fluffy, I thank you for your input.
>>
>> After having suggested Bill ------ for this several times, I will in
>> fact not propose him as it is now apparent he is afraid of AUK and
>> repeatedly snecks it from posts in RAMJ+W. (I have substituted it for
>> RAMD here to illustrate this.)
>>
>> Instead, I will nominate miguel, who seems to be more interested in
>> AUK's than most other groups he frequents.
>>
>> As for Bartlo, while his death was tragic I see no reason to do more
>> than add "Memorial" to the title, for his Usenet persona was as it
>> was, and did set a standard by which others are judged to this day.
>> However, if this is not acceptable I would advocate the alternate
>> title "The Bill ------ Burning Emerods Award" as a substitute.
>
>You've gotta be my sockpuppet. You just stated my exact thinking.
>
>I'd thought of Spermwhale Russell but she fears AUK. Mind you, Ed
>Wollmann has been getting brave and posting into AUK and alt.----nozzles
>but he doesn't quite fit the bill, he's almost lamer than Dimmy.
>
>As for the renaming of the award, just add "memorial" to it. Something or
>someone should remember the poor guy *somewhere*. He left his mark almost
>no place else.

I agree; add "memorial." Bartlo was the definition of the term "foam".
Such history should not be tossed aside.

>Nf na nygreangvir, V pna qbangr gur pbfg bs ohf sner gb gur Sebag Fg. Tlz
>va uvf anzr.

--
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads for alt.astronomy
Wee Davie Tholen is a grade-school lamer
Trainer and leash holder of:
Honest "Clockbrain" John
nightbat "fro0tbat" of alt.astronomy
Tom "TommY Crackpotter" Potter
<http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=deco>

"Classic erroneous presupposition. Others developed websites
so that they could have the Last Word, Deco. In the newsgroups,
I could counter their lies."
--David Tholen

 

Cujo DeSockpuppet <cujo@petitmorte.net> wrote:

>Cassandra Incognito <a@b.invalid> wrote in
>news:3%pGi.127009$xx1.109940@newsfe09.phx:
>
>> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
>>> Due to the untimely death of Joseph Bartlo, the incumbent AUK Mascot,
>>> may he rest in peace, it is necessary to call for a special election
>>> to select his replacement to serve the rest of Bartlo's term.
>>> Therefore, I'm calling for nominations.
>>>
>>> CALL FOR NOMINATIONS:
>>>
>>> Nominations are now open.
>>>
>>> Nominations/seconds will close on Sunday the 16th of September, 2007,
>>> at 23:59:59 UTC.
>>>
>>> A special ballot, which will also include a referendum on what to do
>>> with the award named after Mr. Bartlo, will be posted shortly after
>>> the close of nominations.
>>>
>>> The usual Formosa & Galactic Killfile restrictions are in effect.
>>> Additionally, a nominee will not be accepted for the ballot unless
>>> he/she/it has posted to AUK within the last 60 days before this
>>> poast.
>>>
>>> Also, keep in mind the description of the office while making the
>>> nomination:
>>>
>>> "The AUK Mascot is AUK's pet kook or resident fanboi; reserved for
>>> those rare kooks who usually seem to enjoy AUK's attention (or at
>>> least tolerate roughhousing) and whose antics provoke wide------
>>> amusement; elected annually, during the month of May, to serve a
>>> one-year term.
>>>
>>> Should the AUK Mascot disappear from Usenet during his term for 60
>>> days or more, the FNVW would then have the option to call for a
>>> special recall election in which the MIA mascot would be replaced by
>>> another suitable net.kook."
>>>
>>> Also, suggestions for renaming the Pathetic ---- Pineapple will be
>>> welcomed on this thread.
>>>
>>> On behalf of Fluffy, I thank you for your input.
>>
>> After having suggested Bill ------ for this several times, I will in
>> fact not propose him as it is now apparent he is afraid of AUK and
>> repeatedly snecks it from posts in RAMJ+W. (I have substituted it for
>> RAMD here to illustrate this.)
>>
>> Instead, I will nominate miguel, who seems to be more interested in
>> AUK's than most other groups he frequents.
>>
>> As for Bartlo, while his death was tragic I see no reason to do more
>> than add "Memorial" to the title, for his Usenet persona was as it
>> was, and did set a standard by which others are judged to this day.
>> However, if this is not acceptable I would advocate the alternate
>> title "The Bill ------ Burning Emerods Award" as a substitute.
>
>You've gotta be my sockpuppet. You just stated my exact thinking.
>
>I'd thought of Spermwhale Russell but she fears AUK. Mind you, Ed
>Wollmann has been getting brave and posting into AUK and alt.----nozzles
>but he doesn't quite fit the bill, he's almost lamer than Dimmy.
>
>As for the renaming of the award, just add "memorial" to it. Something or
>someone should remember the poor guy *somewhere*. He left his mark almost
>no place else.

I agree; add "memorial." Bartlo was the definition of the term "foam".
Such history should not be tossed aside.

>Nf na nygreangvir, V pna qbangr gur pbfg bs ohf sner gb gur Sebag Fg. Tlz
>va uvf anzr.

--
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads for alt.astronomy
Wee Davie Tholen is a grade-school lamer
Trainer and leash holder of:
Honest "Clockbrain" John
nightbat "fro0tbat" of alt.astronomy
Tom "TommY Crackpotter" Potter
<http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=deco>

"Classic erroneous presupposition. Others developed websites
so that they could have the Last Word, Deco. In the newsgroups,
I could counter their lies."
--David Tholen

 

Cujo DeSockpuppet <cujo@petitmorte.net> wrote:

>Cassandra Incognito <a@b.invalid> wrote in
>news:3%pGi.127009$xx1.109940@newsfe09.phx:
>
>> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
>>> Due to the untimely death of Joseph Bartlo, the incumbent AUK Mascot,
>>> may he rest in peace, it is necessary to call for a special election
>>> to select his replacement to serve the rest of Bartlo's term.
>>> Therefore, I'm calling for nominations.
>>>
>>> CALL FOR NOMINATIONS:
>>>
>>> Nominations are now open.
>>>
>>> Nominations/seconds will close on Sunday the 16th of September, 2007,
>>> at 23:59:59 UTC.
>>>
>>> A special ballot, which will also include a referendum on what to do
>>> with the award named after Mr. Bartlo, will be posted shortly after
>>> the close of nominations.
>>>
>>> The usual Formosa & Galactic Killfile restrictions are in effect.
>>> Additionally, a nominee will not be accepted for the ballot unless
>>> he/she/it has posted to AUK within the last 60 days before this
>>> poast.
>>>
>>> Also, keep in mind the description of the office while making the
>>> nomination:
>>>
>>> "The AUK Mascot is AUK's pet kook or resident fanboi; reserved for
>>> those rare kooks who usually seem to enjoy AUK's attention (or at
>>> least tolerate roughhousing) and whose antics provoke wide------
>>> amusement; elected annually, during the month of May, to serve a
>>> one-year term.
>>>
>>> Should the AUK Mascot disappear from Usenet during his term for 60
>>> days or more, the FNVW would then have the option to call for a
>>> special recall election in which the MIA mascot would be replaced by
>>> another suitable net.kook."
>>>
>>> Also, suggestions for renaming the Pathetic ---- Pineapple will be
>>> welcomed on this thread.
>>>
>>> On behalf of Fluffy, I thank you for your input.
>>
>> After having suggested Bill ------ for this several times, I will in
>> fact not propose him as it is now apparent he is afraid of AUK and
>> repeatedly snecks it from posts in RAMJ+W. (I have substituted it for
>> RAMD here to illustrate this.)
>>
>> Instead, I will nominate miguel, who seems to be more interested in
>> AUK's than most other groups he frequents.
>>
>> As for Bartlo, while his death was tragic I see no reason to do more
>> than add "Memorial" to the title, for his Usenet persona was as it
>> was, and did set a standard by which others are judged to this day.
>> However, if this is not acceptable I would advocate the alternate
>> title "The Bill ------ Burning Emerods Award" as a substitute.
>
>You've gotta be my sockpuppet. You just stated my exact thinking.
>
>I'd thought of Spermwhale Russell but she fears AUK. Mind you, Ed
>Wollmann has been getting brave and posting into AUK and alt.----nozzles
>but he doesn't quite fit the bill, he's almost lamer than Dimmy.
>
>As for the renaming of the award, just add "memorial" to it. Something or
>someone should remember the poor guy *somewhere*. He left his mark almost
>no place else.

I agree; add "memorial." Bartlo was the definition of the term "foam".
Such history should not be tossed aside.

>Nf na nygreangvir, V pna qbangr gur pbfg bs ohf sner gb gur Sebag Fg. Tlz
>va uvf anzr.

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