Cujo DeSockpuppet <cujo@petitmorte.net> wrote:

>Cassandra Incognito <a@b.invalid> wrote in
>news:3%pGi.127009$xx1.109940@newsfe09.phx:
>
>> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
>>> Due to the untimely death of Joseph Bartlo, the incumbent AUK Mascot,
>>> may he rest in peace, it is necessary to call for a special election
>>> to select his replacement to serve the rest of Bartlo's term.
>>> Therefore, I'm calling for nominations.
>>>
>>> CALL FOR NOMINATIONS:
>>>
>>> Nominations are now open.
>>>
>>> Nominations/seconds will close on Sunday the 16th of September, 2007,
>>> at 23:59:59 UTC.
>>>
>>> A special ballot, which will also include a referendum on what to do
>>> with the award named after Mr. Bartlo, will be posted shortly after
>>> the close of nominations.
>>>
>>> The usual Formosa & Galactic Killfile restrictions are in effect.
>>> Additionally, a nominee will not be accepted for the ballot unless
>>> he/she/it has posted to AUK within the last 60 days before this
>>> poast.
>>>
>>> Also, keep in mind the description of the office while making the
>>> nomination:
>>>
>>> "The AUK Mascot is AUK's pet kook or resident fanboi; reserved for
>>> those rare kooks who usually seem to enjoy AUK's attention (or at
>>> least tolerate roughhousing) and whose antics provoke wide------
>>> amusement; elected annually, during the month of May, to serve a
>>> one-year term.
>>>
>>> Should the AUK Mascot disappear from Usenet during his term for 60
>>> days or more, the FNVW would then have the option to call for a
>>> special recall election in which the MIA mascot would be replaced by
>>> another suitable net.kook."
>>>
>>> Also, suggestions for renaming the Pathetic ---- Pineapple will be
>>> welcomed on this thread.
>>>
>>> On behalf of Fluffy, I thank you for your input.
>>
>> After having suggested Bill ------ for this several times, I will in
>> fact not propose him as it is now apparent he is afraid of AUK and
>> repeatedly snecks it from posts in RAMJ+W. (I have substituted it for
>> RAMD here to illustrate this.)
>>
>> Instead, I will nominate miguel, who seems to be more interested in
>> AUK's than most other groups he frequents.
>>
>> As for Bartlo, while his death was tragic I see no reason to do more
>> than add "Memorial" to the title, for his Usenet persona was as it
>> was, and did set a standard by which others are judged to this day.
>> However, if this is not acceptable I would advocate the alternate
>> title "The Bill ------ Burning Emerods Award" as a substitute.
>
>You've gotta be my sockpuppet. You just stated my exact thinking.
>
>I'd thought of Spermwhale Russell but she fears AUK. Mind you, Ed
>Wollmann has been getting brave and posting into AUK and alt.----nozzles
>but he doesn't quite fit the bill, he's almost lamer than Dimmy.
>
>As for the renaming of the award, just add "memorial" to it. Something or
>someone should remember the poor guy *somewhere*. He left his mark almost
>no place else.

I agree; add "memorial." Bartlo was the definition of the term "foam".
Such history should not be tossed aside.

>Nf na nygreangvir, V pna qbangr gur pbfg bs ohf sner gb gur Sebag Fg. Tlz
>va uvf anzr.

--
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads for alt.astronomy
Wee Davie Tholen is a grade-school lamer
Trainer and leash holder of:
Honest "Clockbrain" John
nightbat "fro0tbat" of alt.astronomy
Tom "TommY Crackpotter" Potter
<http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=deco>

"Classic erroneous presupposition. Others developed websites
so that they could have the Last Word, Deco. In the newsgroups,
I could counter their lies."
--David Tholen

 

There you go again, the little Psychopath, jealous, REALLY JEALOUS,
over the fact that I once own a '37 Lasalle, ranting over my documents,
possessions, successes, manliness, Super Southern California surfer body,
Christian family, and name. What a jealous little draft dodging senile
coward from 12.205.158.32 AT&T WorldNet Services ATT, Mediacom
Communications Corp MEDIACOMCC-12-205-156-0-GULF-BREEZE-Florida, that of
course, doesn't have a DD214, it had to have served our country for that.
Who's only way to get attention is to make a fool of its self, with its goat
obsession/fetish, where it writes via remailers, to no one's surprise. Like
when the other kids laughed at its attempt to use foul language in
elementary school play grounds, but its just gibberish. Too senile to
remember what he last wrote, like the rest of Florida. You remind me of a
little rat dog, like a Mexican Chiwawa with its senseless barking it's rabid
head off, me too, me too. And is too afraid to use your name, address, or
even sign your statement as any man would, totally worthless!
Posted pornography at: news:0u7g43dkje4pdkqi07hl66s8kpifo564k1@4ax.com
As a member of the moral majority I know what ---- is when I see it!
But now worth the time to forward this low life to: abuse@mchsi.com,
fraud@mchsi.com, fraud@4AX.COM, abuse@aioe.org, admin@***.net,
abuse@teranews.com for forgery.
I thought your attacks were just personal disagreements, but with
passing of my country's Independents Day, I realize these attacks are
stemming from my love of God and America, and that's what you've been doing
all along is declaring your hatred for the United States of America, with
each declaration of my signature, but just too cowardly to be a ---------.
It's America, love it, or leave it, so get the f*ck out!
Considering the source, which you're a habitual lair, so these plus your
other accusations would be thrown out of court.
When are you going to take responsibility for yourself, and become a
man??????????
People that follow astrology, know the traits you have listed are a
hundred eighty out from any Capricorn.
Forwarded to: alt.binaries.pictures.autos, alt.binaries.automobile.pictures
groups so they may to see what an a**hole you really are!!!!!
Is this what your Psychologist wrote about you? They don't fit any
Capricorn, sounds like a spoil Leo.
You're a LIAR and never been in the Service much less Vietnam, as you
suggest!!!!!
If you think I'm a Psycho, then report me to my friends at the San Diego
Sheriffs Department.
I'm just really curious as to who you think will believe you over any
man responsible enough to list his name and address here and in every place
I know of????? All you can do is lie, as most everything you have said
contradicts it's self.
You know what they say, once a ------ coward, always a ------ coward.
I won't give up until traitors like you are gone from these groups I
participate and see you've pretty well killed this group I will devote my
life to reminding your groups who you are!!!!!!!
I would appreciate the name and address of these trolls, Square Wheel:
S0106000ea6ba70e7.vn.shawcable.net 24.86.24.251 intrepidator@shaw.ca and
24bit:
12.205.158.32 AT&T WorldNet Services ATT Mediacom Communications Corp. I
will keep your name in confidence, kindly email -------------------- or
LW------@------.net
Sincerely,
Llewellyn W. (Bill) ------ III
--
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/


"Cassandra Incognito" <a@b.invalid> wrote in message
news:4cFGi.134865$TW6.89542@newsfe06.phx...
>
> Gb jubz jbhyq lbh qbangr vg?



--
Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com

 

There you go again, the little Psychopath, jealous, REALLY JEALOUS,
over the fact that I once own a '37 Lasalle, ranting over my documents,
possessions, successes, manliness, Super Southern California surfer body,
Christian family, and name. What a jealous little draft dodging senile
coward from 12.205.158.32 AT&T WorldNet Services ATT, Mediacom
Communications Corp MEDIACOMCC-12-205-156-0-GULF-BREEZE-Florida, that of
course, doesn't have a DD214, it had to have served our country for that.
Who's only way to get attention is to make a fool of its self, with its goat
obsession/fetish, where it writes via remailers, to no one's surprise. Like
when the other kids laughed at its attempt to use foul language in
elementary school play grounds, but its just gibberish. Too senile to
remember what he last wrote, like the rest of Florida. You remind me of a
little rat dog, like a Mexican Chiwawa with its senseless barking it's rabid
head off, me too, me too. And is too afraid to use your name, address, or
even sign your statement as any man would, totally worthless!
Posted pornography at: news:0u7g43dkje4pdkqi07hl66s8kpifo564k1@4ax.com
As a member of the moral majority I know what ---- is when I see it!
But now worth the time to forward this low life to: abuse@mchsi.com,
fraud@mchsi.com, fraud@4AX.COM, abuse@aioe.org, admin@***.net,
abuse@teranews.com for forgery.
I thought your attacks were just personal disagreements, but with
passing of my country's Independents Day, I realize these attacks are
stemming from my love of God and America, and that's what you've been doing
all along is declaring your hatred for the United States of America, with
each declaration of my signature, but just too cowardly to be a ---------.
It's America, love it, or leave it, so get the f*ck out!
Considering the source, which you're a habitual lair, so these plus your
other accusations would be thrown out of court.
When are you going to take responsibility for yourself, and become a
man??????????
People that follow astrology, know the traits you have listed are a
hundred eighty out from any Capricorn.
Forwarded to: alt.binaries.pictures.autos, alt.binaries.automobile.pictures
groups so they may to see what an a**hole you really are!!!!!
Is this what your Psychologist wrote about you? They don't fit any
Capricorn, sounds like a spoil Leo.
You're a LIAR and never been in the Service much less Vietnam, as you
suggest!!!!!
If you think I'm a Psycho, then report me to my friends at the San Diego
Sheriffs Department.
I'm just really curious as to who you think will believe you over any
man responsible enough to list his name and address here and in every place
I know of????? All you can do is lie, as most everything you have said
contradicts it's self.
You know what they say, once a ------ coward, always a ------ coward.
I won't give up until traitors like you are gone from these groups I
participate and see you've pretty well killed this group I will devote my
life to reminding your groups who you are!!!!!!!
I would appreciate the name and address of these trolls, Square Wheel:
S0106000ea6ba70e7.vn.shawcable.net 24.86.24.251 intrepidator@shaw.ca and
24bit:
12.205.158.32 AT&T WorldNet Services ATT Mediacom Communications Corp. I
will keep your name in confidence, kindly email -------------------- or
LW------@------.net
Sincerely,
Llewellyn W. (Bill) ------ III
--
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/


"Cassandra Incognito" <a@b.invalid> wrote in message
news:4cFGi.134865$TW6.89542@newsfe06.phx...
>
> Gb jubz jbhyq lbh qbangr vg?



--
Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com

 

There you go again, the little Psychopath, jealous, REALLY JEALOUS,
over the fact that I once own a '37 Lasalle, ranting over my documents,
possessions, successes, manliness, Super Southern California surfer body,
Christian family, and name. What a jealous little draft dodging senile
coward from 12.205.158.32 AT&T WorldNet Services ATT, Mediacom
Communications Corp MEDIACOMCC-12-205-156-0-GULF-BREEZE-Florida, that of
course, doesn't have a DD214, it had to have served our country for that.
Who's only way to get attention is to make a fool of its self, with its goat
obsession/fetish, where it writes via remailers, to no one's surprise. Like
when the other kids laughed at its attempt to use foul language in
elementary school play grounds, but its just gibberish. Too senile to
remember what he last wrote, like the rest of Florida. You remind me of a
little rat dog, like a Mexican Chiwawa with its senseless barking it's rabid
head off, me too, me too. And is too afraid to use your name, address, or
even sign your statement as any man would, totally worthless!
Posted pornography at: news:0u7g43dkje4pdkqi07hl66s8kpifo564k1@4ax.com
As a member of the moral majority I know what ---- is when I see it!
But now worth the time to forward this low life to: abuse@mchsi.com,
fraud@mchsi.com, fraud@4AX.COM, abuse@aioe.org, admin@***.net,
abuse@teranews.com for forgery.
I thought your attacks were just personal disagreements, but with
passing of my country's Independents Day, I realize these attacks are
stemming from my love of God and America, and that's what you've been doing
all along is declaring your hatred for the United States of America, with
each declaration of my signature, but just too cowardly to be a ---------.
It's America, love it, or leave it, so get the f*ck out!
Considering the source, which you're a habitual lair, so these plus your
other accusations would be thrown out of court.
When are you going to take responsibility for yourself, and become a
man??????????
People that follow astrology, know the traits you have listed are a
hundred eighty out from any Capricorn.
Forwarded to: alt.binaries.pictures.autos, alt.binaries.automobile.pictures
groups so they may to see what an a**hole you really are!!!!!
Is this what your Psychologist wrote about you? They don't fit any
Capricorn, sounds like a spoil Leo.
You're a LIAR and never been in the Service much less Vietnam, as you
suggest!!!!!
If you think I'm a Psycho, then report me to my friends at the San Diego
Sheriffs Department.
I'm just really curious as to who you think will believe you over any
man responsible enough to list his name and address here and in every place
I know of????? All you can do is lie, as most everything you have said
contradicts it's self.
You know what they say, once a ------ coward, always a ------ coward.
I won't give up until traitors like you are gone from these groups I
participate and see you've pretty well killed this group I will devote my
life to reminding your groups who you are!!!!!!!
I would appreciate the name and address of these trolls, Square Wheel:
S0106000ea6ba70e7.vn.shawcable.net 24.86.24.251 intrepidator@shaw.ca and
24bit:
12.205.158.32 AT&T WorldNet Services ATT Mediacom Communications Corp. I
will keep your name in confidence, kindly email -------------------- or
LW------@------.net
Sincerely,
Llewellyn W. (Bill) ------ III
--
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/


"Cassandra Incognito" <a@b.invalid> wrote in message
news:4cFGi.134865$TW6.89542@newsfe06.phx...
>
> Gb jubz jbhyq lbh qbangr vg?



--
Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com

 

There you go again, the little Psychopath, jealous, REALLY JEALOUS,
over the fact that I once own a '37 Lasalle, ranting over my documents,
possessions, successes, manliness, Super Southern California surfer body,
Christian family, and name. What a jealous little draft dodging senile
coward from 12.205.158.32 AT&T WorldNet Services ATT, Mediacom
Communications Corp MEDIACOMCC-12-205-156-0-GULF-BREEZE-Florida, that of
course, doesn't have a DD214, it had to have served our country for that.
Who's only way to get attention is to make a fool of its self, with its goat
obsession/fetish, where it writes via remailers, to no one's surprise. Like
when the other kids laughed at its attempt to use foul language in
elementary school play grounds, but its just gibberish. Too senile to
remember what he last wrote, like the rest of Florida. You remind me of a
little rat dog, like a Mexican Chiwawa with its senseless barking it's rabid
head off, me too, me too. And is too afraid to use your name, address, or
even sign your statement as any man would, totally worthless!
Posted pornography at: news:0u7g43dkje4pdkqi07hl66s8kpifo564k1@4ax.com
As a member of the moral majority I know what ---- is when I see it!
But now worth the time to forward this low life to: abuse@mchsi.com,
fraud@mchsi.com, fraud@4AX.COM, abuse@aioe.org, admin@***.net,
abuse@teranews.com for forgery.
I thought your attacks were just personal disagreements, but with
passing of my country's Independents Day, I realize these attacks are
stemming from my love of God and America, and that's what you've been doing
all along is declaring your hatred for the United States of America, with
each declaration of my signature, but just too cowardly to be a ---------.
It's America, love it, or leave it, so get the f*ck out!
Considering the source, which you're a habitual lair, so these plus your
other accusations would be thrown out of court.
When are you going to take responsibility for yourself, and become a
man??????????
People that follow astrology, know the traits you have listed are a
hundred eighty out from any Capricorn.
Forwarded to: alt.binaries.pictures.autos, alt.binaries.automobile.pictures
groups so they may to see what an a**hole you really are!!!!!
Is this what your Psychologist wrote about you? They don't fit any
Capricorn, sounds like a spoil Leo.
You're a LIAR and never been in the Service much less Vietnam, as you
suggest!!!!!
If you think I'm a Psycho, then report me to my friends at the San Diego
Sheriffs Department.
I'm just really curious as to who you think will believe you over any
man responsible enough to list his name and address here and in every place
I know of????? All you can do is lie, as most everything you have said
contradicts it's self.
You know what they say, once a ------ coward, always a ------ coward.
I won't give up until traitors like you are gone from these groups I
participate and see you've pretty well killed this group I will devote my
life to reminding your groups who you are!!!!!!!
I would appreciate the name and address of these trolls, Square Wheel:
S0106000ea6ba70e7.vn.shawcable.net 24.86.24.251 intrepidator@shaw.ca and
24bit:
12.205.158.32 AT&T WorldNet Services ATT Mediacom Communications Corp. I
will keep your name in confidence, kindly email -------------------- or
LW------@------.net
Sincerely,
Llewellyn W. (Bill) ------ III
--
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/


"Cassandra Incognito" <a@b.invalid> wrote in message
news:4cFGi.134865$TW6.89542@newsfe06.phx...
>
> Gb jubz jbhyq lbh qbangr vg?



--
Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com

 

On Fri, 14 Sep 2007 08:09:04 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet
<cujo@petitmorte.net> painted a red bull's eye on his forehead,
ascended the altar of Fluffy and shouted:

>Cassandra Incognito <a@b.invalid> wrote in
>news:3%pGi.127009$xx1.109940@newsfe09.phx:
>
>> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
>>> Due to the untimely death of Joseph Bartlo, the incumbent AUK Mascot,
>>> may he rest in peace, it is necessary to call for a special election
>>> to select his replacement to serve the rest of Bartlo's term.
>>> Therefore, I'm calling for nominations.
>>>
>>> CALL FOR NOMINATIONS:
>>>
>>> Nominations are now open.
>>>
>>> Nominations/seconds will close on Sunday the 16th of September, 2007,
>>> at 23:59:59 UTC.
>>>
>>> A special ballot, which will also include a referendum on what to do
>>> with the award named after Mr. Bartlo, will be posted shortly after
>>> the close of nominations.
>>>
>>> The usual Formosa & Galactic Killfile restrictions are in effect.
>>> Additionally, a nominee will not be accepted for the ballot unless
>>> he/she/it has posted to AUK within the last 60 days before this
>>> poast.
>>>
>>> Also, keep in mind the description of the office while making the
>>> nomination:
>>>
>>> "The AUK Mascot is AUK's pet kook or resident fanboi; reserved for
>>> those rare kooks who usually seem to enjoy AUK's attention (or at
>>> least tolerate roughhousing) and whose antics provoke wide------
>>> amusement; elected annually, during the month of May, to serve a
>>> one-year term.
>>>
>>> Should the AUK Mascot disappear from Usenet during his term for 60
>>> days or more, the FNVW would then have the option to call for a
>>> special recall election in which the MIA mascot would be replaced by
>>> another suitable net.kook."
>>>
>>> Also, suggestions for renaming the Pathetic ---- Pineapple will be
>>> welcomed on this thread.
>>>
>>> On behalf of Fluffy, I thank you for your input.
>>
>> After having suggested Bill ------ for this several times, I will in
>> fact not propose him as it is now apparent he is afraid of AUK and
>> repeatedly snecks it from posts in RAMJ+W. (I have substituted it for
>> RAMD here to illustrate this.)
>>
>> Instead, I will nominate miguel, who seems to be more interested in
>> AUK's than most other groups he frequents.
>>
>> As for Bartlo, while his death was tragic I see no reason to do more
>> than add "Memorial" to the title, for his Usenet persona was as it
>> was, and did set a standard by which others are judged to this day.
>> However, if this is not acceptable I would advocate the alternate
>> title "The Bill ------ Burning Emerods Award" as a substitute.
>
>You've gotta be my sockpuppet. You just stated my exact thinking.
>
>I'd thought of Spermwhale Russell but she fears AUK. Mind you, Ed
>Wollmann has been getting brave and posting into AUK and alt.----nozzles
>but he doesn't quite fit the bill, he's almost lamer than Dimmy.
>
>As for the renaming of the award, just add "memorial" to it. Something or
>someone should remember the poor guy *somewhere*. He left his mark almost
>no place else.

Indeed, let us always remember the kooks that have gone before.

>
>Nf na nygreangvir, V pna qbangr gur pbfg bs ohf sner gb gur Sebag Fg. Tlz
>va uvf anzr.

--
- A (Temporary) Dog |"[W]hy don't admins let people settle
"Dog of Disinformation" | things like adults. Frankly, I'm not
The Domain is *erols dot com* | sure I wanted to equipt my users with
The Name is tempdog | AK-47s and napalm".
Put together as name@domain | - Rebecca Ore

 

On Fri, 14 Sep 2007 08:09:04 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet
<cujo@petitmorte.net> painted a red bull's eye on his forehead,
ascended the altar of Fluffy and shouted:

>Cassandra Incognito <a@b.invalid> wrote in
>news:3%pGi.127009$xx1.109940@newsfe09.phx:
>
>> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
>>> Due to the untimely death of Joseph Bartlo, the incumbent AUK Mascot,
>>> may he rest in peace, it is necessary to call for a special election
>>> to select his replacement to serve the rest of Bartlo's term.
>>> Therefore, I'm calling for nominations.
>>>
>>> CALL FOR NOMINATIONS:
>>>
>>> Nominations are now open.
>>>
>>> Nominations/seconds will close on Sunday the 16th of September, 2007,
>>> at 23:59:59 UTC.
>>>
>>> A special ballot, which will also include a referendum on what to do
>>> with the award named after Mr. Bartlo, will be posted shortly after
>>> the close of nominations.
>>>
>>> The usual Formosa & Galactic Killfile restrictions are in effect.
>>> Additionally, a nominee will not be accepted for the ballot unless
>>> he/she/it has posted to AUK within the last 60 days before this
>>> poast.
>>>
>>> Also, keep in mind the description of the office while making the
>>> nomination:
>>>
>>> "The AUK Mascot is AUK's pet kook or resident fanboi; reserved for
>>> those rare kooks who usually seem to enjoy AUK's attention (or at
>>> least tolerate roughhousing) and whose antics provoke wide------
>>> amusement; elected annually, during the month of May, to serve a
>>> one-year term.
>>>
>>> Should the AUK Mascot disappear from Usenet during his term for 60
>>> days or more, the FNVW would then have the option to call for a
>>> special recall election in which the MIA mascot would be replaced by
>>> another suitable net.kook."
>>>
>>> Also, suggestions for renaming the Pathetic ---- Pineapple will be
>>> welcomed on this thread.
>>>
>>> On behalf of Fluffy, I thank you for your input.
>>
>> After having suggested Bill ------ for this several times, I will in
>> fact not propose him as it is now apparent he is afraid of AUK and
>> repeatedly snecks it from posts in RAMJ+W. (I have substituted it for
>> RAMD here to illustrate this.)
>>
>> Instead, I will nominate miguel, who seems to be more interested in
>> AUK's than most other groups he frequents.
>>
>> As for Bartlo, while his death was tragic I see no reason to do more
>> than add "Memorial" to the title, for his Usenet persona was as it
>> was, and did set a standard by which others are judged to this day.
>> However, if this is not acceptable I would advocate the alternate
>> title "The Bill ------ Burning Emerods Award" as a substitute.
>
>You've gotta be my sockpuppet. You just stated my exact thinking.
>
>I'd thought of Spermwhale Russell but she fears AUK. Mind you, Ed
>Wollmann has been getting brave and posting into AUK and alt.----nozzles
>but he doesn't quite fit the bill, he's almost lamer than Dimmy.
>
>As for the renaming of the award, just add "memorial" to it. Something or
>someone should remember the poor guy *somewhere*. He left his mark almost
>no place else.

Indeed, let us always remember the kooks that have gone before.

>
>Nf na nygreangvir, V pna qbangr gur pbfg bs ohf sner gb gur Sebag Fg. Tlz
>va uvf anzr.

--
- A (Temporary) Dog |"[W]hy don't admins let people settle
"Dog of Disinformation" | things like adults. Frankly, I'm not
The Domain is *erols dot com* | sure I wanted to equipt my users with
The Name is tempdog | AK-47s and napalm".
Put together as name@domain | - Rebecca Ore

 

On Fri, 14 Sep 2007 08:09:04 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet
<cujo@petitmorte.net> painted a red bull's eye on his forehead,
ascended the altar of Fluffy and shouted:

>Cassandra Incognito <a@b.invalid> wrote in
>news:3%pGi.127009$xx1.109940@newsfe09.phx:
>
>> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
>>> Due to the untimely death of Joseph Bartlo, the incumbent AUK Mascot,
>>> may he rest in peace, it is necessary to call for a special election
>>> to select his replacement to serve the rest of Bartlo's term.
>>> Therefore, I'm calling for nominations.
>>>
>>> CALL FOR NOMINATIONS:
>>>
>>> Nominations are now open.
>>>
>>> Nominations/seconds will close on Sunday the 16th of September, 2007,
>>> at 23:59:59 UTC.
>>>
>>> A special ballot, which will also include a referendum on what to do
>>> with the award named after Mr. Bartlo, will be posted shortly after
>>> the close of nominations.
>>>
>>> The usual Formosa & Galactic Killfile restrictions are in effect.
>>> Additionally, a nominee will not be accepted for the ballot unless
>>> he/she/it has posted to AUK within the last 60 days before this
>>> poast.
>>>
>>> Also, keep in mind the description of the office while making the
>>> nomination:
>>>
>>> "The AUK Mascot is AUK's pet kook or resident fanboi; reserved for
>>> those rare kooks who usually seem to enjoy AUK's attention (or at
>>> least tolerate roughhousing) and whose antics provoke wide------
>>> amusement; elected annually, during the month of May, to serve a
>>> one-year term.
>>>
>>> Should the AUK Mascot disappear from Usenet during his term for 60
>>> days or more, the FNVW would then have the option to call for a
>>> special recall election in which the MIA mascot would be replaced by
>>> another suitable net.kook."
>>>
>>> Also, suggestions for renaming the Pathetic ---- Pineapple will be
>>> welcomed on this thread.
>>>
>>> On behalf of Fluffy, I thank you for your input.
>>
>> After having suggested Bill ------ for this several times, I will in
>> fact not propose him as it is now apparent he is afraid of AUK and
>> repeatedly snecks it from posts in RAMJ+W. (I have substituted it for
>> RAMD here to illustrate this.)
>>
>> Instead, I will nominate miguel, who seems to be more interested in
>> AUK's than most other groups he frequents.
>>
>> As for Bartlo, while his death was tragic I see no reason to do more
>> than add "Memorial" to the title, for his Usenet persona was as it
>> was, and did set a standard by which others are judged to this day.
>> However, if this is not acceptable I would advocate the alternate
>> title "The Bill ------ Burning Emerods Award" as a substitute.
>
>You've gotta be my sockpuppet. You just stated my exact thinking.
>
>I'd thought of Spermwhale Russell but she fears AUK. Mind you, Ed
>Wollmann has been getting brave and posting into AUK and alt.----nozzles
>but he doesn't quite fit the bill, he's almost lamer than Dimmy.
>
>As for the renaming of the award, just add "memorial" to it. Something or
>someone should remember the poor guy *somewhere*. He left his mark almost
>no place else.

Indeed, let us always remember the kooks that have gone before.

>
>Nf na nygreangvir, V pna qbangr gur pbfg bs ohf sner gb gur Sebag Fg. Tlz
>va uvf anzr.

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The Name is tempdog | AK-47s and napalm".
Put together as name@domain | - Rebecca Ore

 

On Fri, 14 Sep 2007 08:09:04 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet
<cujo@petitmorte.net> painted a red bull's eye on his forehead,
ascended the altar of Fluffy and shouted:

>Cassandra Incognito <a@b.invalid> wrote in
>news:3%pGi.127009$xx1.109940@newsfe09.phx:
>
>> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
>>> Due to the untimely death of Joseph Bartlo, the incumbent AUK Mascot,
>>> may he rest in peace, it is necessary to call for a special election
>>> to select his replacement to serve the rest of Bartlo's term.
>>> Therefore, I'm calling for nominations.
>>>
>>> CALL FOR NOMINATIONS:
>>>
>>> Nominations are now open.
>>>
>>> Nominations/seconds will close on Sunday the 16th of September, 2007,
>>> at 23:59:59 UTC.
>>>
>>> A special ballot, which will also include a referendum on what to do
>>> with the award named after Mr. Bartlo, will be posted shortly after
>>> the close of nominations.
>>>
>>> The usual Formosa & Galactic Killfile restrictions are in effect.
>>> Additionally, a nominee will not be accepted for the ballot unless
>>> he/she/it has posted to AUK within the last 60 days before this
>>> poast.
>>>
>>> Also, keep in mind the description of the office while making the
>>> nomination:
>>>
>>> "The AUK Mascot is AUK's pet kook or resident fanboi; reserved for
>>> those rare kooks who usually seem to enjoy AUK's attention (or at
>>> least tolerate roughhousing) and whose antics provoke wide------
>>> amusement; elected annually, during the month of May, to serve a
>>> one-year term.
>>>
>>> Should the AUK Mascot disappear from Usenet during his term for 60
>>> days or more, the FNVW would then have the option to call for a
>>> special recall election in which the MIA mascot would be replaced by
>>> another suitable net.kook."
>>>
>>> Also, suggestions for renaming the Pathetic ---- Pineapple will be
>>> welcomed on this thread.
>>>
>>> On behalf of Fluffy, I thank you for your input.
>>
>> After having suggested Bill ------ for this several times, I will in
>> fact not propose him as it is now apparent he is afraid of AUK and
>> repeatedly snecks it from posts in RAMJ+W. (I have substituted it for
>> RAMD here to illustrate this.)
>>
>> Instead, I will nominate miguel, who seems to be more interested in
>> AUK's than most other groups he frequents.
>>
>> As for Bartlo, while his death was tragic I see no reason to do more
>> than add "Memorial" to the title, for his Usenet persona was as it
>> was, and did set a standard by which others are judged to this day.
>> However, if this is not acceptable I would advocate the alternate
>> title "The Bill ------ Burning Emerods Award" as a substitute.
>
>You've gotta be my sockpuppet. You just stated my exact thinking.
>
>I'd thought of Spermwhale Russell but she fears AUK. Mind you, Ed
>Wollmann has been getting brave and posting into AUK and alt.----nozzles
>but he doesn't quite fit the bill, he's almost lamer than Dimmy.
>
>As for the renaming of the award, just add "memorial" to it. Something or
>someone should remember the poor guy *somewhere*. He left his mark almost
>no place else.

Indeed, let us always remember the kooks that have gone before.

>
>Nf na nygreangvir, V pna qbangr gur pbfg bs ohf sner gb gur Sebag Fg. Tlz
>va uvf anzr.

--
- A (Temporary) Dog |"[W]hy don't admins let people settle
"Dog of Disinformation" | things like adults. Frankly, I'm not
The Domain is *erols dot com* | sure I wanted to equipt my users with
The Name is tempdog | AK-47s and napalm".
Put together as name@domain | - Rebecca Ore

 

In article <j4one31p7o9khtem5fkatfp4qh14b11ed7@4ax.com>, "A [Temporary] Dog" <AMungedTempdog@munged.see.sig> wrote:
>On Fri, 14 Sep 2007 08:09:04 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet
><cujo@petitmorte.net> painted a red bull's eye on his forehead,
>ascended the altar of Fluffy and shouted:
>
>>Cassandra Incognito <a@b.invalid> wrote in
>>news:3%pGi.127009$xx1.109940@newsfe09.phx:
>>
>>> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
>>>> Due to the untimely death of Joseph Bartlo, the incumbent AUK Mascot,
>>>> may he rest in peace, it is necessary to call for a special election
>>>> to select his replacement to serve the rest of Bartlo's term.
>>>> Therefore, I'm calling for nominations.
>>>>
>>>> CALL FOR NOMINATIONS:
>>>>
>>>> Nominations are now open.
>>>>
>>>> Nominations/seconds will close on Sunday the 16th of September, 2007,
>>>> at 23:59:59 UTC.
>>>>
>>>> A special ballot, which will also include a referendum on what to do
>>>> with the award named after Mr. Bartlo, will be posted shortly after
>>>> the close of nominations.
>>>>
>>>> The usual Formosa & Galactic Killfile restrictions are in effect.
>>>> Additionally, a nominee will not be accepted for the ballot unless
>>>> he/she/it has posted to AUK within the last 60 days before this
>>>> poast.
>>>>
>>>> Also, keep in mind the description of the office while making the
>>>> nomination:
>>>>
>>>> "The AUK Mascot is AUK's pet kook or resident fanboi; reserved for
>>>> those rare kooks who usually seem to enjoy AUK's attention (or at
>>>> least tolerate roughhousing) and whose antics provoke wide------
>>>> amusement; elected annually, during the month of May, to serve a
>>>> one-year term.
>>>>
>>>> Should the AUK Mascot disappear from Usenet during his term for 60
>>>> days or more, the FNVW would then have the option to call for a
>>>> special recall election in which the MIA mascot would be replaced by
>>>> another suitable net.kook."
>>>>
>>>> Also, suggestions for renaming the Pathetic ---- Pineapple will be
>>>> welcomed on this thread.
>>>>
>>>> On behalf of Fluffy, I thank you for your input.
>>>
>>> After having suggested Bill ------ for this several times, I will in
>>> fact not propose him as it is now apparent he is afraid of AUK and
>>> repeatedly snecks it from posts in RAMJ+W. (I have substituted it for
>>> RAMD here to illustrate this.)
>>>
>>> Instead, I will nominate miguel, who seems to be more interested in
>>> AUK's than most other groups he frequents.
>>>
>>> As for Bartlo, while his death was tragic I see no reason to do more
>>> than add "Memorial" to the title, for his Usenet persona was as it
>>> was, and did set a standard by which others are judged to this day.
>>> However, if this is not acceptable I would advocate the alternate
>>> title "The Bill ------ Burning Emerods Award" as a substitute.
>>
>>You've gotta be my sockpuppet. You just stated my exact thinking.
>>
>>I'd thought of Spermwhale Russell but she fears AUK. Mind you, Ed
>>Wollmann has been getting brave and posting into AUK and alt.----nozzles
>>but he doesn't quite fit the bill, he's almost lamer than Dimmy.
>>
>>As for the renaming of the award, just add "memorial" to it. Something or
>>someone should remember the poor guy *somewhere*. He left his mark almost
>>no place else.
>
>Indeed, let us always remember the kooks that have gone before.

And praise the lord they walk among you.
Most of you do not even deserve a spit
compared to just about any "kook".

Think about that.

Kooks provide you with fluidity and a sense of unsupressed,
unhindered freedom.

They are the birds of peace flying high.

Respect them.

>>Nf na nygreangvir, V pna qbangr gur pbfg bs ohf sner gb gur Sebag Fg. Tlz
>>va uvf anzr.
>

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