Re: More VW Diesel Knee-Slappers
 

"Mike" <mas39spamfreezone@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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>
> Petrol power?
>
>
> Don't be silly......
>
>
> http://www.bath.ac.uk/~ccsshb/12cyl/
>

Holy $#!T!!!! Dr. Diesel's risen from the abyss to get his revenge! Imagine
this clattering, stinking POS parked in the next shipyard. The smell alone
would be enough to exterminate 100 species a day!

Now, how you going to stuff that thing into a VW Golf, huh? (Maybe there's a
Fiat out there that needs a new engine...most of ;'em do, anyway.)

Diesels are for wankers!

Re: More VW Diesel Knee-Slappers
 

"Mike" <mas39spamfreezone@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
news:TqDvc.122$mc7.93@newsfe6-win...
>
> Petrol power?
>
>
> Don't be silly......
>
>
> http://www.bath.ac.uk/~ccsshb/12cyl/
>

Holy $#!T!!!! Dr. Diesel's risen from the abyss to get his revenge! Imagine
this clattering, stinking POS parked in the next shipyard. The smell alone
would be enough to exterminate 100 species a day!

Now, how you going to stuff that thing into a VW Golf, huh? (Maybe there's a
Fiat out there that needs a new engine...most of ;'em do, anyway.)

Diesels are for wankers!

Re: More VW Diesel Knee-Slappers
 

"Mike" <mas39spamfreezone@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
news:TqDvc.122$mc7.93@newsfe6-win...
>
> Petrol power?
>
>
> Don't be silly......
>
>
> http://www.bath.ac.uk/~ccsshb/12cyl/
>

Holy $#!T!!!! Dr. Diesel's risen from the abyss to get his revenge! Imagine
this clattering, stinking POS parked in the next shipyard. The smell alone
would be enough to exterminate 100 species a day!

Now, how you going to stuff that thing into a VW Golf, huh? (Maybe there's a
Fiat out there that needs a new engine...most of ;'em do, anyway.)

Diesels are for wankers!

Re: More VW Diesel Knee-Slappers
 

"L.W. (ßill) ------ III" <----------@cox.net> wrote in message
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> Less than six thousand a year? Sounds like it's spent most of the
> time in the shop.

It's been waiting for the VW rep to sign off on more Goodwill repairs. As we
used to say at VW: "So many design flaws, so little money."

Re: More VW Diesel Knee-Slappers
 

"L.W. (ßill) ------ III" <----------@cox.net> wrote in message
news:40BEBAAC.9104D3DB@cox.net...
> Less than six thousand a year? Sounds like it's spent most of the
> time in the shop.

It's been waiting for the VW rep to sign off on more Goodwill repairs. As we
used to say at VW: "So many design flaws, so little money."

Re: More VW Diesel Knee-Slappers
 

"L.W. (ßill) ------ III" <----------@cox.net> wrote in message
news:40BEBAAC.9104D3DB@cox.net...
> Less than six thousand a year? Sounds like it's spent most of the
> time in the shop.

It's been waiting for the VW rep to sign off on more Goodwill repairs. As we
used to say at VW: "So many design flaws, so little money."

Re: More VW Diesel Knee-Slappers
 

"L.W. (ßill) ------ III" <----------@cox.net> wrote in message
news:40BEBAAC.9104D3DB@cox.net...
> Less than six thousand a year? Sounds like it's spent most of the
> time in the shop.

It's been waiting for the VW rep to sign off on more Goodwill repairs. As we
used to say at VW: "So many design flaws, so little money."

Re: More VW Diesel Knee-Slappers
 

"Paul Calman" <spam@trap.com> wrote in message news:2i7ud6Fjs08nU1@uni-\

> The former owner got it from her Granny <

Granny got the best of this deal...

<and painted it >

Of course, it was made at Westmoreland where VW used no paint unless it was
guaranteed to fail....

< used it for local trips.>

The only safe thing to do, except your neighbors will laugh at you behind
your back. Sorta like owning a vintage Citroen and driviung it wearing a
disguise...

<I put 80K on it in 3 years.>

...between repairs.

< Replaced the normal stuff, waterpump,
> T-belt and related seals, Cv Boots, Brakes, rear wheel brngs, alt,
> windshield rubber (leaked water into electrical panel), but that's all
> normal for it's age.<

That was "normal" at 30k miles!

> The little sucker is slow, but it's a perfect companion to my gas guzzling
Jeepster.<

Have you aske dthe Jeepster what it thinks of this relationship??

Re: More VW Diesel Knee-Slappers
 

"Paul Calman" <spam@trap.com> wrote in message news:2i7ud6Fjs08nU1@uni-\

> The former owner got it from her Granny <

Granny got the best of this deal...

<and painted it >

Of course, it was made at Westmoreland where VW used no paint unless it was
guaranteed to fail....

< used it for local trips.>

The only safe thing to do, except your neighbors will laugh at you behind
your back. Sorta like owning a vintage Citroen and driviung it wearing a
disguise...

<I put 80K on it in 3 years.>

...between repairs.

< Replaced the normal stuff, waterpump,
> T-belt and related seals, Cv Boots, Brakes, rear wheel brngs, alt,
> windshield rubber (leaked water into electrical panel), but that's all
> normal for it's age.<

That was "normal" at 30k miles!

> The little sucker is slow, but it's a perfect companion to my gas guzzling
Jeepster.<

Have you aske dthe Jeepster what it thinks of this relationship??

Re: More VW Diesel Knee-Slappers
 

"Paul Calman" <spam@trap.com> wrote in message news:2i7ud6Fjs08nU1@uni-\

> The former owner got it from her Granny <

Granny got the best of this deal...

<and painted it >

Of course, it was made at Westmoreland where VW used no paint unless it was
guaranteed to fail....

< used it for local trips.>

The only safe thing to do, except your neighbors will laugh at you behind
your back. Sorta like owning a vintage Citroen and driviung it wearing a
disguise...

<I put 80K on it in 3 years.>

...between repairs.

< Replaced the normal stuff, waterpump,
> T-belt and related seals, Cv Boots, Brakes, rear wheel brngs, alt,
> windshield rubber (leaked water into electrical panel), but that's all
> normal for it's age.<

That was "normal" at 30k miles!

> The little sucker is slow, but it's a perfect companion to my gas guzzling
Jeepster.<

Have you aske dthe Jeepster what it thinks of this relationship??