Lisa Horton is One Smart Woman: SUVs Stink
>Not being an SUV driver, I'd simply steer out of the way, knowing that I
>can actually turn sharply without rolling over. With any luck, it would >be rainy, or on a curve, and I could see evolution in action as a bonus. > >Lisa Lisa, you scored with me. Taking on hundreds of redneck bozos takes guts. You must have been reading my posts, because I have said the same thing over and over and over again, almost to the point of ad infinitum & ad nauseum. Building cars in the 2000's with the balance (or lack of) of cars discarded to the rubbish bin in the 1920's is the epitomy of hilarity. I never cease to be amazed that so many fools are blowing their wads on those tipsy SUVs. The problem with SUVs isn't fuel consumption. Its your gas. You can burn it with a match for all I care. The problem is you SUV owners are going to kill somebody with it because you are scared shitless to whip that steering wheel back and forth to do a collision advoidance. You have no alternative but to plow at full speed directly into some defenseless car full of kids because if you try anything like steering around an emergency situation you will flip and kill yourself first, before continuing your death slide into your victims' car and taking them out as well. There is a way. If it can be reasonably demonstrated (51%) that you could have prevented a fatal by manuevering, but you didn't, I would charge you with frustrated manslaughter. Even though its really your SUV's fault because it steers like a battleship. I would also hold the manufacturer accountable for peddling off an accident waiting to happen. Prosecute some of those executives for conspiracy to commit unmitigated manslaughter. Don't fine them...they've already made monetary allowances for fines and judgments in the overcharges. Don't those trash heaps cost $30,000 and up? One more thing for you out there that don't read my posts regularly. You already know how tipsy SUVs are. But its worse than you think. When they are loaded to maximum gross weight, including the roof rack load, they are MORE TIPSY. And when fuel is minimum, they are MORE TIPSY YET. All things considered, they are much much worse than you thought and worse than CONSUMER REPORTS THINK ALSO. I suggest all you SUV owners organize and launch a class-action suit to recover all the unused value (as if they had any to start with) left in your SUVs, based on a straight-lin 10 year depreciation. It will bankrupt the lenders, dealers, and manufacturers! Take the money and run before you flip and kill yourself or ram somebody and go to prison penniless. Federal Government: In between wars, set up the DOT so it regulates and certifies cars for roadworthiness just like you did private airplanes back in the '30s. Don't let any cars be sold for the road unless they are triple safe. |
Re: Lisa Horton is One Smart Woman: SUVs Stink
"Nomen Nescio" <nobody@dizum.com> wrote in message
news:5e190aec50b6739ba291544f9a87fbb9@dizum.com... > >Not being an SUV driver, I'd simply steer out of the way, knowing > >that I can actually turn sharply without rolling over. With any luck, > >it would be rainy, or on a curve, and I could see evolution in action > >as a bonus. > > > >Lisa > > Lisa, you scored with me. Taking on hundreds of redneck bozos takes > guts. Yeah, it probably does. Almost as much as it takes to post to Usenet with a fake name and anonymizing remailer software. The trouble with Hortons is that they never know when to give up, even when they are WRONG. Lisa must be a real close cousin. ;o) Earle ---self-righteous rant snipped--- |
Re: Lisa Horton is One Smart Woman: SUVs Stink
"Nomen Nescio" <nobody@dizum.com> wrote in message
news:5e190aec50b6739ba291544f9a87fbb9@dizum.com... > >Not being an SUV driver, I'd simply steer out of the way, knowing > >that I can actually turn sharply without rolling over. With any luck, > >it would be rainy, or on a curve, and I could see evolution in action > >as a bonus. > > > >Lisa > > Lisa, you scored with me. Taking on hundreds of redneck bozos takes > guts. Yeah, it probably does. Almost as much as it takes to post to Usenet with a fake name and anonymizing remailer software. The trouble with Hortons is that they never know when to give up, even when they are WRONG. Lisa must be a real close cousin. ;o) Earle ---self-righteous rant snipped--- |
Re: Lisa Horton is One Smart Woman: SUVs Stink
"Nomen Nescio" <nobody@dizum.com> wrote in message
news:5e190aec50b6739ba291544f9a87fbb9@dizum.com... > >Not being an SUV driver, I'd simply steer out of the way, knowing > >that I can actually turn sharply without rolling over. With any luck, > >it would be rainy, or on a curve, and I could see evolution in action > >as a bonus. > > > >Lisa > > Lisa, you scored with me. Taking on hundreds of redneck bozos takes > guts. Yeah, it probably does. Almost as much as it takes to post to Usenet with a fake name and anonymizing remailer software. The trouble with Hortons is that they never know when to give up, even when they are WRONG. Lisa must be a real close cousin. ;o) Earle ---self-righteous rant snipped--- |
Re: Lisa Horton is One Smart Woman: SUVs Stink
In article <5e190aec50b6739ba291544f9a87fbb9@dizum.com>,
nobody@dizum.com says... > >Not being an SUV driver, I'd simply steer out of the way, knowing that I > >can actually turn sharply without rolling over. With any luck, it would > >be rainy, or on a curve, and I could see evolution in action as a bonus. > > > >Lisa > > Lisa, you scored with me. Taking on hundreds of redneck bozos takes guts. > > You must have been reading my posts, because I have said the same thing > over and over and over again, almost to the point of ad infinitum & ad > nauseum. > > Building cars in the 2000's with the balance (or lack of) of cars discarded > to the rubbish bin in the 1920's is the epitomy of hilarity. I never cease > to be amazed that so many fools are blowing their wads on those tipsy SUVs. > It never ceases to amaze me the ignorance on a subject that can be propagated by the media. My jacked up redneck SUV with big tires can take any corner on any road at the posted speed limit. Explain to me why that is not enough to be safe. -- ____________________ Remove "X" from email address to reply. |
Re: Lisa Horton is One Smart Woman: SUVs Stink
In article <5e190aec50b6739ba291544f9a87fbb9@dizum.com>,
nobody@dizum.com says... > >Not being an SUV driver, I'd simply steer out of the way, knowing that I > >can actually turn sharply without rolling over. With any luck, it would > >be rainy, or on a curve, and I could see evolution in action as a bonus. > > > >Lisa > > Lisa, you scored with me. Taking on hundreds of redneck bozos takes guts. > > You must have been reading my posts, because I have said the same thing > over and over and over again, almost to the point of ad infinitum & ad > nauseum. > > Building cars in the 2000's with the balance (or lack of) of cars discarded > to the rubbish bin in the 1920's is the epitomy of hilarity. I never cease > to be amazed that so many fools are blowing their wads on those tipsy SUVs. > It never ceases to amaze me the ignorance on a subject that can be propagated by the media. My jacked up redneck SUV with big tires can take any corner on any road at the posted speed limit. Explain to me why that is not enough to be safe. -- ____________________ Remove "X" from email address to reply. |
Re: Lisa Horton is One Smart Woman: SUVs Stink
In article <5e190aec50b6739ba291544f9a87fbb9@dizum.com>,
nobody@dizum.com says... > >Not being an SUV driver, I'd simply steer out of the way, knowing that I > >can actually turn sharply without rolling over. With any luck, it would > >be rainy, or on a curve, and I could see evolution in action as a bonus. > > > >Lisa > > Lisa, you scored with me. Taking on hundreds of redneck bozos takes guts. > > You must have been reading my posts, because I have said the same thing > over and over and over again, almost to the point of ad infinitum & ad > nauseum. > > Building cars in the 2000's with the balance (or lack of) of cars discarded > to the rubbish bin in the 1920's is the epitomy of hilarity. I never cease > to be amazed that so many fools are blowing their wads on those tipsy SUVs. > It never ceases to amaze me the ignorance on a subject that can be propagated by the media. My jacked up redneck SUV with big tires can take any corner on any road at the posted speed limit. Explain to me why that is not enough to be safe. -- ____________________ Remove "X" from email address to reply. |
Re: Lisa Horton is One Smart Woman: SUVs Stink
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Re: Lisa Horton is One Smart Woman: SUVs Stink
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Re: Lisa Horton is One Smart Woman: SUVs Stink
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Nobody, you're an inconsiderate a**hole for crossposting. If you had half a brain you'd know it is a violation many new groups' charters, and you did again here at: rec.autos.makers.jeep+willys: ftp://ftp.uu.net/usenet/news.announc...rs.jeep+willys God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/ Nomen NERCO wrote: ><snip> |
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