The "Joshua Nelson" Story
10-17-2003, 11:58 AM
#91
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Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story
Approximately 10/17/03 08:42, Jeff Strickland uttered for posterity:
> That's just stupid, everybody knows you can't milk a bull.
Joshua Nelson: But Jeff, that's not a bull. That is just
a cow with only one teat. Watch this, I'll
show you.....
--
My governor can kick your governor's ***
> That's just stupid, everybody knows you can't milk a bull.
Joshua Nelson: But Jeff, that's not a bull. That is just
a cow with only one teat. Watch this, I'll
show you.....
--
My governor can kick your governor's ***
10-17-2003, 11:59 AM
#92
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Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story
In article <bTadnfgo7sl6kg2iU-KYhQ@magma.ca>,
FrankW <fworm@mxznorpak.ca> wrote:
> LOL Reminds me when I was a Kid and went
> to the farm to get the farmers famous Rooster eggs
> Boy, I was gullible back then. :-)
Boy, I'll bet the rooster was none too pleased about you trying to touch
his huevos! They don't like that.
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FrankW <fworm@mxznorpak.ca> wrote:
> LOL Reminds me when I was a Kid and went
> to the farm to get the farmers famous Rooster eggs
> Boy, I was gullible back then. :-)
Boy, I'll bet the rooster was none too pleased about you trying to touch
his huevos! They don't like that.
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10-17-2003, 11:59 AM
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Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story
In article <bTadnfgo7sl6kg2iU-KYhQ@magma.ca>,
FrankW <fworm@mxznorpak.ca> wrote:
> LOL Reminds me when I was a Kid and went
> to the farm to get the farmers famous Rooster eggs
> Boy, I was gullible back then. :-)
Boy, I'll bet the rooster was none too pleased about you trying to touch
his huevos! They don't like that.
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FrankW <fworm@mxznorpak.ca> wrote:
> LOL Reminds me when I was a Kid and went
> to the farm to get the farmers famous Rooster eggs
> Boy, I was gullible back then. :-)
Boy, I'll bet the rooster was none too pleased about you trying to touch
his huevos! They don't like that.
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10-17-2003, 11:59 AM
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Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story
In article <bTadnfgo7sl6kg2iU-KYhQ@magma.ca>,
FrankW <fworm@mxznorpak.ca> wrote:
> LOL Reminds me when I was a Kid and went
> to the farm to get the farmers famous Rooster eggs
> Boy, I was gullible back then. :-)
Boy, I'll bet the rooster was none too pleased about you trying to touch
his huevos! They don't like that.
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FrankW <fworm@mxznorpak.ca> wrote:
> LOL Reminds me when I was a Kid and went
> to the farm to get the farmers famous Rooster eggs
> Boy, I was gullible back then. :-)
Boy, I'll bet the rooster was none too pleased about you trying to touch
his huevos! They don't like that.
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10-17-2003, 12:01 PM
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Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story
....well, you can, but who wants to...
Eeewwwww!!!!
--
Jim
"Jeff Strickland" <beerman@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:vp03gjovm83j53@corp.supernews.com...
> That's just stupid, everybody knows you can't milk a bull.
>
>
>
>
> "Lon Stowell" <LonDot.Stowell@ComcastPeriod.Net> wrote in message
> news:QZDjb.482870$2x.197269@rwcrnsc52.ops.asp.att. net...
> > Yeah, bring in Earle in the "Joshua Nelson Milks the Bull"
> > chapter.
> >
> >
> > Approximately 10/16/03 13:48, twaldron uttered for posterity:
> >
> > > Sorry Earle, maybe chapter two? :)
> > >
> > > Earle Horton wrote:
> > >
> > >> This is good, real good. I kind of feel left-out though.
> > >>
> > >> Earle
> > >>
> >
> >
> > --
> > My governor can kick your governor's ***
> >
>
Eeewwwww!!!!
--
Jim
"Jeff Strickland" <beerman@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:vp03gjovm83j53@corp.supernews.com...
> That's just stupid, everybody knows you can't milk a bull.
>
>
>
>
> "Lon Stowell" <LonDot.Stowell@ComcastPeriod.Net> wrote in message
> news:QZDjb.482870$2x.197269@rwcrnsc52.ops.asp.att. net...
> > Yeah, bring in Earle in the "Joshua Nelson Milks the Bull"
> > chapter.
> >
> >
> > Approximately 10/16/03 13:48, twaldron uttered for posterity:
> >
> > > Sorry Earle, maybe chapter two? :)
> > >
> > > Earle Horton wrote:
> > >
> > >> This is good, real good. I kind of feel left-out though.
> > >>
> > >> Earle
> > >>
> >
> >
> > --
> > My governor can kick your governor's ***
> >
>
10-17-2003, 12:01 PM
#96
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Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story
....well, you can, but who wants to...
Eeewwwww!!!!
--
Jim
"Jeff Strickland" <beerman@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:vp03gjovm83j53@corp.supernews.com...
> That's just stupid, everybody knows you can't milk a bull.
>
>
>
>
> "Lon Stowell" <LonDot.Stowell@ComcastPeriod.Net> wrote in message
> news:QZDjb.482870$2x.197269@rwcrnsc52.ops.asp.att. net...
> > Yeah, bring in Earle in the "Joshua Nelson Milks the Bull"
> > chapter.
> >
> >
> > Approximately 10/16/03 13:48, twaldron uttered for posterity:
> >
> > > Sorry Earle, maybe chapter two? :)
> > >
> > > Earle Horton wrote:
> > >
> > >> This is good, real good. I kind of feel left-out though.
> > >>
> > >> Earle
> > >>
> >
> >
> > --
> > My governor can kick your governor's ***
> >
>
Eeewwwww!!!!
--
Jim
"Jeff Strickland" <beerman@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:vp03gjovm83j53@corp.supernews.com...
> That's just stupid, everybody knows you can't milk a bull.
>
>
>
>
> "Lon Stowell" <LonDot.Stowell@ComcastPeriod.Net> wrote in message
> news:QZDjb.482870$2x.197269@rwcrnsc52.ops.asp.att. net...
> > Yeah, bring in Earle in the "Joshua Nelson Milks the Bull"
> > chapter.
> >
> >
> > Approximately 10/16/03 13:48, twaldron uttered for posterity:
> >
> > > Sorry Earle, maybe chapter two? :)
> > >
> > > Earle Horton wrote:
> > >
> > >> This is good, real good. I kind of feel left-out though.
> > >>
> > >> Earle
> > >>
> >
> >
> > --
> > My governor can kick your governor's ***
> >
>
10-17-2003, 12:01 PM
#97
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Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story
....well, you can, but who wants to...
Eeewwwww!!!!
--
Jim
"Jeff Strickland" <beerman@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:vp03gjovm83j53@corp.supernews.com...
> That's just stupid, everybody knows you can't milk a bull.
>
>
>
>
> "Lon Stowell" <LonDot.Stowell@ComcastPeriod.Net> wrote in message
> news:QZDjb.482870$2x.197269@rwcrnsc52.ops.asp.att. net...
> > Yeah, bring in Earle in the "Joshua Nelson Milks the Bull"
> > chapter.
> >
> >
> > Approximately 10/16/03 13:48, twaldron uttered for posterity:
> >
> > > Sorry Earle, maybe chapter two? :)
> > >
> > > Earle Horton wrote:
> > >
> > >> This is good, real good. I kind of feel left-out though.
> > >>
> > >> Earle
> > >>
> >
> >
> > --
> > My governor can kick your governor's ***
> >
>
Eeewwwww!!!!
--
Jim
"Jeff Strickland" <beerman@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:vp03gjovm83j53@corp.supernews.com...
> That's just stupid, everybody knows you can't milk a bull.
>
>
>
>
> "Lon Stowell" <LonDot.Stowell@ComcastPeriod.Net> wrote in message
> news:QZDjb.482870$2x.197269@rwcrnsc52.ops.asp.att. net...
> > Yeah, bring in Earle in the "Joshua Nelson Milks the Bull"
> > chapter.
> >
> >
> > Approximately 10/16/03 13:48, twaldron uttered for posterity:
> >
> > > Sorry Earle, maybe chapter two? :)
> > >
> > > Earle Horton wrote:
> > >
> > >> This is good, real good. I kind of feel left-out though.
> > >>
> > >> Earle
> > >>
> >
> >
> > --
> > My governor can kick your governor's ***
> >
>
10-17-2003, 01:45 PM
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Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story
I don't know if any of you ever saw the movie Kingpin, but in the movie
Woody Harrellson tried to fit in to an Amish community. One morning he comes
walking out of the family's barn drinking fresh, raw milk out of a pail.
With a class A milk moustache, he says, I'm done milking the cow. Just as
he's taking yet another drink of the milk, the father says, "We don't have a
cow, we have a bull." Of course he spits it all over, but that was
hilarious.
Chris
"TJim" <jim@ranlet.nospam.com> wrote in message
news:WbmdnWJP66XHjw2iRVn-gA@comcast.com...
> ...well, you can, but who wants to...
>
> Eeewwwww!!!!
>
> --
> Jim
>
> "Jeff Strickland" <beerman@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:vp03gjovm83j53@corp.supernews.com...
> > That's just stupid, everybody knows you can't milk a bull.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "Lon Stowell" <LonDot.Stowell@ComcastPeriod.Net> wrote in message
> > news:QZDjb.482870$2x.197269@rwcrnsc52.ops.asp.att. net...
> > > Yeah, bring in Earle in the "Joshua Nelson Milks the Bull"
> > > chapter.
> > >
> > >
> > > Approximately 10/16/03 13:48, twaldron uttered for posterity:
> > >
> > > > Sorry Earle, maybe chapter two? :)
> > > >
> > > > Earle Horton wrote:
> > > >
> > > >> This is good, real good. I kind of feel left-out though.
> > > >>
> > > >> Earle
> > > >>
> > >
> > >
> > > --
> > > My governor can kick your governor's ***
> > >
> >
>
>
Woody Harrellson tried to fit in to an Amish community. One morning he comes
walking out of the family's barn drinking fresh, raw milk out of a pail.
With a class A milk moustache, he says, I'm done milking the cow. Just as
he's taking yet another drink of the milk, the father says, "We don't have a
cow, we have a bull." Of course he spits it all over, but that was
hilarious.
Chris
"TJim" <jim@ranlet.nospam.com> wrote in message
news:WbmdnWJP66XHjw2iRVn-gA@comcast.com...
> ...well, you can, but who wants to...
>
> Eeewwwww!!!!
>
> --
> Jim
>
> "Jeff Strickland" <beerman@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:vp03gjovm83j53@corp.supernews.com...
> > That's just stupid, everybody knows you can't milk a bull.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "Lon Stowell" <LonDot.Stowell@ComcastPeriod.Net> wrote in message
> > news:QZDjb.482870$2x.197269@rwcrnsc52.ops.asp.att. net...
> > > Yeah, bring in Earle in the "Joshua Nelson Milks the Bull"
> > > chapter.
> > >
> > >
> > > Approximately 10/16/03 13:48, twaldron uttered for posterity:
> > >
> > > > Sorry Earle, maybe chapter two? :)
> > > >
> > > > Earle Horton wrote:
> > > >
> > > >> This is good, real good. I kind of feel left-out though.
> > > >>
> > > >> Earle
> > > >>
> > >
> > >
> > > --
> > > My governor can kick your governor's ***
> > >
> >
>
>
10-17-2003, 01:45 PM
#99
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Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story
I don't know if any of you ever saw the movie Kingpin, but in the movie
Woody Harrellson tried to fit in to an Amish community. One morning he comes
walking out of the family's barn drinking fresh, raw milk out of a pail.
With a class A milk moustache, he says, I'm done milking the cow. Just as
he's taking yet another drink of the milk, the father says, "We don't have a
cow, we have a bull." Of course he spits it all over, but that was
hilarious.
Chris
"TJim" <jim@ranlet.nospam.com> wrote in message
news:WbmdnWJP66XHjw2iRVn-gA@comcast.com...
> ...well, you can, but who wants to...
>
> Eeewwwww!!!!
>
> --
> Jim
>
> "Jeff Strickland" <beerman@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:vp03gjovm83j53@corp.supernews.com...
> > That's just stupid, everybody knows you can't milk a bull.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "Lon Stowell" <LonDot.Stowell@ComcastPeriod.Net> wrote in message
> > news:QZDjb.482870$2x.197269@rwcrnsc52.ops.asp.att. net...
> > > Yeah, bring in Earle in the "Joshua Nelson Milks the Bull"
> > > chapter.
> > >
> > >
> > > Approximately 10/16/03 13:48, twaldron uttered for posterity:
> > >
> > > > Sorry Earle, maybe chapter two? :)
> > > >
> > > > Earle Horton wrote:
> > > >
> > > >> This is good, real good. I kind of feel left-out though.
> > > >>
> > > >> Earle
> > > >>
> > >
> > >
> > > --
> > > My governor can kick your governor's ***
> > >
> >
>
>
Woody Harrellson tried to fit in to an Amish community. One morning he comes
walking out of the family's barn drinking fresh, raw milk out of a pail.
With a class A milk moustache, he says, I'm done milking the cow. Just as
he's taking yet another drink of the milk, the father says, "We don't have a
cow, we have a bull." Of course he spits it all over, but that was
hilarious.
Chris
"TJim" <jim@ranlet.nospam.com> wrote in message
news:WbmdnWJP66XHjw2iRVn-gA@comcast.com...
> ...well, you can, but who wants to...
>
> Eeewwwww!!!!
>
> --
> Jim
>
> "Jeff Strickland" <beerman@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:vp03gjovm83j53@corp.supernews.com...
> > That's just stupid, everybody knows you can't milk a bull.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "Lon Stowell" <LonDot.Stowell@ComcastPeriod.Net> wrote in message
> > news:QZDjb.482870$2x.197269@rwcrnsc52.ops.asp.att. net...
> > > Yeah, bring in Earle in the "Joshua Nelson Milks the Bull"
> > > chapter.
> > >
> > >
> > > Approximately 10/16/03 13:48, twaldron uttered for posterity:
> > >
> > > > Sorry Earle, maybe chapter two? :)
> > > >
> > > > Earle Horton wrote:
> > > >
> > > >> This is good, real good. I kind of feel left-out though.
> > > >>
> > > >> Earle
> > > >>
> > >
> > >
> > > --
> > > My governor can kick your governor's ***
> > >
> >
>
>
10-17-2003, 01:45 PM
#100
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Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story
I don't know if any of you ever saw the movie Kingpin, but in the movie
Woody Harrellson tried to fit in to an Amish community. One morning he comes
walking out of the family's barn drinking fresh, raw milk out of a pail.
With a class A milk moustache, he says, I'm done milking the cow. Just as
he's taking yet another drink of the milk, the father says, "We don't have a
cow, we have a bull." Of course he spits it all over, but that was
hilarious.
Chris
"TJim" <jim@ranlet.nospam.com> wrote in message
news:WbmdnWJP66XHjw2iRVn-gA@comcast.com...
> ...well, you can, but who wants to...
>
> Eeewwwww!!!!
>
> --
> Jim
>
> "Jeff Strickland" <beerman@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:vp03gjovm83j53@corp.supernews.com...
> > That's just stupid, everybody knows you can't milk a bull.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "Lon Stowell" <LonDot.Stowell@ComcastPeriod.Net> wrote in message
> > news:QZDjb.482870$2x.197269@rwcrnsc52.ops.asp.att. net...
> > > Yeah, bring in Earle in the "Joshua Nelson Milks the Bull"
> > > chapter.
> > >
> > >
> > > Approximately 10/16/03 13:48, twaldron uttered for posterity:
> > >
> > > > Sorry Earle, maybe chapter two? :)
> > > >
> > > > Earle Horton wrote:
> > > >
> > > >> This is good, real good. I kind of feel left-out though.
> > > >>
> > > >> Earle
> > > >>
> > >
> > >
> > > --
> > > My governor can kick your governor's ***
> > >
> >
>
>
Woody Harrellson tried to fit in to an Amish community. One morning he comes
walking out of the family's barn drinking fresh, raw milk out of a pail.
With a class A milk moustache, he says, I'm done milking the cow. Just as
he's taking yet another drink of the milk, the father says, "We don't have a
cow, we have a bull." Of course he spits it all over, but that was
hilarious.
Chris
"TJim" <jim@ranlet.nospam.com> wrote in message
news:WbmdnWJP66XHjw2iRVn-gA@comcast.com...
> ...well, you can, but who wants to...
>
> Eeewwwww!!!!
>
> --
> Jim
>
> "Jeff Strickland" <beerman@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:vp03gjovm83j53@corp.supernews.com...
> > That's just stupid, everybody knows you can't milk a bull.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "Lon Stowell" <LonDot.Stowell@ComcastPeriod.Net> wrote in message
> > news:QZDjb.482870$2x.197269@rwcrnsc52.ops.asp.att. net...
> > > Yeah, bring in Earle in the "Joshua Nelson Milks the Bull"
> > > chapter.
> > >
> > >
> > > Approximately 10/16/03 13:48, twaldron uttered for posterity:
> > >
> > > > Sorry Earle, maybe chapter two? :)
> > > >
> > > > Earle Horton wrote:
> > > >
> > > >> This is good, real good. I kind of feel left-out though.
> > > >>
> > > >> Earle
> > > >>
> > >
> > >
> > > --
> > > My governor can kick your governor's ***
> > >
> >
>
>
