The "Joshua Nelson" Story
10-16-2003, 04:47 PM
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Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story
It's a joke, lighten up.
Cherokee-LTD wrote:
> "twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
> news:JgDjb.238$gk.148@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
> :
> : Joshie: "No! It's good, it's NOT DOG ----! What a bunch of morons!!"
> :
> : (...to be continued...)
> :
> : --
>
>
> You have way too much time on your hands. Grow up.
> There are plenty of NG's with on-going flame wars, do you really think we
> need another one here? Let the Josh thing die. If you don't like him, don't
> read his posts.
> -Brian
>
>
--
__________________________________________________ _________
tw
03 TJ Rubicon
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There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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Cherokee-LTD wrote:
> "twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
> news:JgDjb.238$gk.148@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
> :
> : Joshie: "No! It's good, it's NOT DOG ----! What a bunch of morons!!"
> :
> : (...to be continued...)
> :
> : --
>
>
> You have way too much time on your hands. Grow up.
> There are plenty of NG's with on-going flame wars, do you really think we
> need another one here? Let the Josh thing die. If you don't like him, don't
> read his posts.
> -Brian
>
>
--
__________________________________________________ _________
tw
03 TJ Rubicon
01 XJ Sport
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
-- Dave Barry
http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
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10-16-2003, 04:47 PM
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Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story
It's a joke, lighten up.
Cherokee-LTD wrote:
> "twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
> news:JgDjb.238$gk.148@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
> :
> : Joshie: "No! It's good, it's NOT DOG ----! What a bunch of morons!!"
> :
> : (...to be continued...)
> :
> : --
>
>
> You have way too much time on your hands. Grow up.
> There are plenty of NG's with on-going flame wars, do you really think we
> need another one here? Let the Josh thing die. If you don't like him, don't
> read his posts.
> -Brian
>
>
--
__________________________________________________ _________
tw
03 TJ Rubicon
01 XJ Sport
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
-- Dave Barry
http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
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Cherokee-LTD wrote:
> "twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
> news:JgDjb.238$gk.148@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
> :
> : Joshie: "No! It's good, it's NOT DOG ----! What a bunch of morons!!"
> :
> : (...to be continued...)
> :
> : --
>
>
> You have way too much time on your hands. Grow up.
> There are plenty of NG's with on-going flame wars, do you really think we
> need another one here? Let the Josh thing die. If you don't like him, don't
> read his posts.
> -Brian
>
>
--
__________________________________________________ _________
tw
03 TJ Rubicon
01 XJ Sport
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
-- Dave Barry
http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
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10-16-2003, 04:47 PM
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Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story
It's a joke, lighten up.
Cherokee-LTD wrote:
> "twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
> news:JgDjb.238$gk.148@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
> :
> : Joshie: "No! It's good, it's NOT DOG ----! What a bunch of morons!!"
> :
> : (...to be continued...)
> :
> : --
>
>
> You have way too much time on your hands. Grow up.
> There are plenty of NG's with on-going flame wars, do you really think we
> need another one here? Let the Josh thing die. If you don't like him, don't
> read his posts.
> -Brian
>
>
--
__________________________________________________ _________
tw
03 TJ Rubicon
01 XJ Sport
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
-- Dave Barry
http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
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Cherokee-LTD wrote:
> "twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
> news:JgDjb.238$gk.148@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
> :
> : Joshie: "No! It's good, it's NOT DOG ----! What a bunch of morons!!"
> :
> : (...to be continued...)
> :
> : --
>
>
> You have way too much time on your hands. Grow up.
> There are plenty of NG's with on-going flame wars, do you really think we
> need another one here? Let the Josh thing die. If you don't like him, don't
> read his posts.
> -Brian
>
>
--
__________________________________________________ _________
tw
03 TJ Rubicon
01 XJ Sport
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
-- Dave Barry
http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
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10-16-2003, 04:47 PM
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Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story
In article <JgDjb.238$gk.148@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com>,
twaldron <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote:
> Two Jeepers
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Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story
In article <JgDjb.238$gk.148@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com>,
twaldron <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote:
> Two Jeepers
AAaaaaaghhhh. I 've been cloned! Noooooo! RUN!
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> Two Jeepers
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10-16-2003, 04:47 PM
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Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story
In article <JgDjb.238$gk.148@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com>,
twaldron <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote:
> Two Jeepers
AAaaaaaghhhh. I 've been cloned! Noooooo! RUN!
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> Two Jeepers
AAaaaaaghhhh. I 've been cloned! Noooooo! RUN!
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10-16-2003, 04:48 PM
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Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story
Sorry Earle, maybe chapter two? :)
Earle Horton wrote:
> This is good, real good. I kind of feel left-out though.
>
> Earle
>
> "twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
> news:JgDjb.238$gk.148@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
>
>>CHAPTER ONE:
>>
>>Scene opens in a hot, arid wasteland in Moab. A group of Jeeps and
>>drivers have convened near a sprinkling of boulders. Two Jeepers are
>>approaching the group.
>>
>>twaldron: "Hey Joshie! Watch out, I almost stepped in a pile of dog ----!"
>>
>>Joshie: "No, tw. That's not dog ----."
>>
>>twaldron: "Um, yeah it is, and I almost stepped in it. Just trying to
>>help you out a bit."
>>
>>Joshie: "No, dude, it's not dog ----, it's vanilla ice cream".
>>
>>twaldron: "Joshie, I don't think vanilla ice cream would be here in the
>>middle of Moab, in
>>August. Besides, it's brown and smelly."
>>
>>Joshie: "No, I am telling you it's not dog ----!!!"
>>
>>(THE GROUP OF JEEPERS CLOSE IN)
>>
>>TJim: "Hey man, it's dog ----!"
>>
>>Nathan: "Brother, you're wrong, it's dog ----. I've been working with
>>dog ---- since I was
>>five and I know dog ----. That's it!"
>>
>>L.W. (Bill) ------ III: "I guess then rivet makers spawn tadpoles during
>>1958?"
>>http:\\rivetmakers.com "American integrity has gone to hell in a hand
>>basket, and you
>>young guys don't care".
>>
>>Jerry Bransford: "This is exactly why I don't visit here much anymore!"
>>
>>Jeff Strickland: "Dude, it's ----! Grow up!"
>>
>>travis: "Hey guys, I'm not real experienced at this, can you tell me why
>>it's ----?"
>>
>>Joshie: "It's not ---- and I'm gonna prove it." (pulls out spoon).
>>
>>Nathan: "Don't do it, brother!"
>>
>>Joshie: "Yes! MMMmmmm! Yummie! See?! It's not ----, it's vanilla ice
>>cream!!"
>>
>>(A NEW JEEPER APPROACHES)
>>
>>Mike Romain: (walks up) Oh! You've got ---- on your chin, Joshie!"
>>
>>Joshie: "No! It's good, it's NOT DOG ----! What a bunch of morons!!"
>>
>>(...to be continued...)
>>
>>--
>>________________________________________________ ___________
>>tw
>>03 TJ Rubicon
>>01 XJ Sport
>>
>>There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
>>-- Dave Barry
>>
>>http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
>>(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
>>________________________________________________ ___________
>>
>
>
>
--
__________________________________________________ _________
tw
03 TJ Rubicon
01 XJ Sport
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
-- Dave Barry
http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
__________________________________________________ _________
Earle Horton wrote:
> This is good, real good. I kind of feel left-out though.
>
> Earle
>
> "twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
> news:JgDjb.238$gk.148@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
>
>>CHAPTER ONE:
>>
>>Scene opens in a hot, arid wasteland in Moab. A group of Jeeps and
>>drivers have convened near a sprinkling of boulders. Two Jeepers are
>>approaching the group.
>>
>>twaldron: "Hey Joshie! Watch out, I almost stepped in a pile of dog ----!"
>>
>>Joshie: "No, tw. That's not dog ----."
>>
>>twaldron: "Um, yeah it is, and I almost stepped in it. Just trying to
>>help you out a bit."
>>
>>Joshie: "No, dude, it's not dog ----, it's vanilla ice cream".
>>
>>twaldron: "Joshie, I don't think vanilla ice cream would be here in the
>>middle of Moab, in
>>August. Besides, it's brown and smelly."
>>
>>Joshie: "No, I am telling you it's not dog ----!!!"
>>
>>(THE GROUP OF JEEPERS CLOSE IN)
>>
>>TJim: "Hey man, it's dog ----!"
>>
>>Nathan: "Brother, you're wrong, it's dog ----. I've been working with
>>dog ---- since I was
>>five and I know dog ----. That's it!"
>>
>>L.W. (Bill) ------ III: "I guess then rivet makers spawn tadpoles during
>>1958?"
>>http:\\rivetmakers.com "American integrity has gone to hell in a hand
>>basket, and you
>>young guys don't care".
>>
>>Jerry Bransford: "This is exactly why I don't visit here much anymore!"
>>
>>Jeff Strickland: "Dude, it's ----! Grow up!"
>>
>>travis: "Hey guys, I'm not real experienced at this, can you tell me why
>>it's ----?"
>>
>>Joshie: "It's not ---- and I'm gonna prove it." (pulls out spoon).
>>
>>Nathan: "Don't do it, brother!"
>>
>>Joshie: "Yes! MMMmmmm! Yummie! See?! It's not ----, it's vanilla ice
>>cream!!"
>>
>>(A NEW JEEPER APPROACHES)
>>
>>Mike Romain: (walks up) Oh! You've got ---- on your chin, Joshie!"
>>
>>Joshie: "No! It's good, it's NOT DOG ----! What a bunch of morons!!"
>>
>>(...to be continued...)
>>
>>--
>>________________________________________________ ___________
>>tw
>>03 TJ Rubicon
>>01 XJ Sport
>>
>>There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
>>-- Dave Barry
>>
>>http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
>>(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
>>________________________________________________ ___________
>>
>
>
>
--
__________________________________________________ _________
tw
03 TJ Rubicon
01 XJ Sport
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
-- Dave Barry
http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
__________________________________________________ _________
10-16-2003, 04:48 PM
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Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story
Sorry Earle, maybe chapter two? :)
Earle Horton wrote:
> This is good, real good. I kind of feel left-out though.
>
> Earle
>
> "twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
> news:JgDjb.238$gk.148@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
>
>>CHAPTER ONE:
>>
>>Scene opens in a hot, arid wasteland in Moab. A group of Jeeps and
>>drivers have convened near a sprinkling of boulders. Two Jeepers are
>>approaching the group.
>>
>>twaldron: "Hey Joshie! Watch out, I almost stepped in a pile of dog ----!"
>>
>>Joshie: "No, tw. That's not dog ----."
>>
>>twaldron: "Um, yeah it is, and I almost stepped in it. Just trying to
>>help you out a bit."
>>
>>Joshie: "No, dude, it's not dog ----, it's vanilla ice cream".
>>
>>twaldron: "Joshie, I don't think vanilla ice cream would be here in the
>>middle of Moab, in
>>August. Besides, it's brown and smelly."
>>
>>Joshie: "No, I am telling you it's not dog ----!!!"
>>
>>(THE GROUP OF JEEPERS CLOSE IN)
>>
>>TJim: "Hey man, it's dog ----!"
>>
>>Nathan: "Brother, you're wrong, it's dog ----. I've been working with
>>dog ---- since I was
>>five and I know dog ----. That's it!"
>>
>>L.W. (Bill) ------ III: "I guess then rivet makers spawn tadpoles during
>>1958?"
>>http:\\rivetmakers.com "American integrity has gone to hell in a hand
>>basket, and you
>>young guys don't care".
>>
>>Jerry Bransford: "This is exactly why I don't visit here much anymore!"
>>
>>Jeff Strickland: "Dude, it's ----! Grow up!"
>>
>>travis: "Hey guys, I'm not real experienced at this, can you tell me why
>>it's ----?"
>>
>>Joshie: "It's not ---- and I'm gonna prove it." (pulls out spoon).
>>
>>Nathan: "Don't do it, brother!"
>>
>>Joshie: "Yes! MMMmmmm! Yummie! See?! It's not ----, it's vanilla ice
>>cream!!"
>>
>>(A NEW JEEPER APPROACHES)
>>
>>Mike Romain: (walks up) Oh! You've got ---- on your chin, Joshie!"
>>
>>Joshie: "No! It's good, it's NOT DOG ----! What a bunch of morons!!"
>>
>>(...to be continued...)
>>
>>--
>>________________________________________________ ___________
>>tw
>>03 TJ Rubicon
>>01 XJ Sport
>>
>>There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
>>-- Dave Barry
>>
>>http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
>>(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
>>________________________________________________ ___________
>>
>
>
>
--
__________________________________________________ _________
tw
03 TJ Rubicon
01 XJ Sport
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
-- Dave Barry
http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
__________________________________________________ _________
Earle Horton wrote:
> This is good, real good. I kind of feel left-out though.
>
> Earle
>
> "twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
> news:JgDjb.238$gk.148@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
>
>>CHAPTER ONE:
>>
>>Scene opens in a hot, arid wasteland in Moab. A group of Jeeps and
>>drivers have convened near a sprinkling of boulders. Two Jeepers are
>>approaching the group.
>>
>>twaldron: "Hey Joshie! Watch out, I almost stepped in a pile of dog ----!"
>>
>>Joshie: "No, tw. That's not dog ----."
>>
>>twaldron: "Um, yeah it is, and I almost stepped in it. Just trying to
>>help you out a bit."
>>
>>Joshie: "No, dude, it's not dog ----, it's vanilla ice cream".
>>
>>twaldron: "Joshie, I don't think vanilla ice cream would be here in the
>>middle of Moab, in
>>August. Besides, it's brown and smelly."
>>
>>Joshie: "No, I am telling you it's not dog ----!!!"
>>
>>(THE GROUP OF JEEPERS CLOSE IN)
>>
>>TJim: "Hey man, it's dog ----!"
>>
>>Nathan: "Brother, you're wrong, it's dog ----. I've been working with
>>dog ---- since I was
>>five and I know dog ----. That's it!"
>>
>>L.W. (Bill) ------ III: "I guess then rivet makers spawn tadpoles during
>>1958?"
>>http:\\rivetmakers.com "American integrity has gone to hell in a hand
>>basket, and you
>>young guys don't care".
>>
>>Jerry Bransford: "This is exactly why I don't visit here much anymore!"
>>
>>Jeff Strickland: "Dude, it's ----! Grow up!"
>>
>>travis: "Hey guys, I'm not real experienced at this, can you tell me why
>>it's ----?"
>>
>>Joshie: "It's not ---- and I'm gonna prove it." (pulls out spoon).
>>
>>Nathan: "Don't do it, brother!"
>>
>>Joshie: "Yes! MMMmmmm! Yummie! See?! It's not ----, it's vanilla ice
>>cream!!"
>>
>>(A NEW JEEPER APPROACHES)
>>
>>Mike Romain: (walks up) Oh! You've got ---- on your chin, Joshie!"
>>
>>Joshie: "No! It's good, it's NOT DOG ----! What a bunch of morons!!"
>>
>>(...to be continued...)
>>
>>--
>>________________________________________________ ___________
>>tw
>>03 TJ Rubicon
>>01 XJ Sport
>>
>>There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
>>-- Dave Barry
>>
>>http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
>>(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
>>________________________________________________ ___________
>>
>
>
>
--
__________________________________________________ _________
tw
03 TJ Rubicon
01 XJ Sport
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
-- Dave Barry
http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
__________________________________________________ _________
10-16-2003, 04:48 PM
#19
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Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story
Sorry Earle, maybe chapter two? :)
Earle Horton wrote:
> This is good, real good. I kind of feel left-out though.
>
> Earle
>
> "twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
> news:JgDjb.238$gk.148@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
>
>>CHAPTER ONE:
>>
>>Scene opens in a hot, arid wasteland in Moab. A group of Jeeps and
>>drivers have convened near a sprinkling of boulders. Two Jeepers are
>>approaching the group.
>>
>>twaldron: "Hey Joshie! Watch out, I almost stepped in a pile of dog ----!"
>>
>>Joshie: "No, tw. That's not dog ----."
>>
>>twaldron: "Um, yeah it is, and I almost stepped in it. Just trying to
>>help you out a bit."
>>
>>Joshie: "No, dude, it's not dog ----, it's vanilla ice cream".
>>
>>twaldron: "Joshie, I don't think vanilla ice cream would be here in the
>>middle of Moab, in
>>August. Besides, it's brown and smelly."
>>
>>Joshie: "No, I am telling you it's not dog ----!!!"
>>
>>(THE GROUP OF JEEPERS CLOSE IN)
>>
>>TJim: "Hey man, it's dog ----!"
>>
>>Nathan: "Brother, you're wrong, it's dog ----. I've been working with
>>dog ---- since I was
>>five and I know dog ----. That's it!"
>>
>>L.W. (Bill) ------ III: "I guess then rivet makers spawn tadpoles during
>>1958?"
>>http:\\rivetmakers.com "American integrity has gone to hell in a hand
>>basket, and you
>>young guys don't care".
>>
>>Jerry Bransford: "This is exactly why I don't visit here much anymore!"
>>
>>Jeff Strickland: "Dude, it's ----! Grow up!"
>>
>>travis: "Hey guys, I'm not real experienced at this, can you tell me why
>>it's ----?"
>>
>>Joshie: "It's not ---- and I'm gonna prove it." (pulls out spoon).
>>
>>Nathan: "Don't do it, brother!"
>>
>>Joshie: "Yes! MMMmmmm! Yummie! See?! It's not ----, it's vanilla ice
>>cream!!"
>>
>>(A NEW JEEPER APPROACHES)
>>
>>Mike Romain: (walks up) Oh! You've got ---- on your chin, Joshie!"
>>
>>Joshie: "No! It's good, it's NOT DOG ----! What a bunch of morons!!"
>>
>>(...to be continued...)
>>
>>--
>>________________________________________________ ___________
>>tw
>>03 TJ Rubicon
>>01 XJ Sport
>>
>>There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
>>-- Dave Barry
>>
>>http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
>>(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
>>________________________________________________ ___________
>>
>
>
>
--
__________________________________________________ _________
tw
03 TJ Rubicon
01 XJ Sport
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
-- Dave Barry
http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
__________________________________________________ _________
Earle Horton wrote:
> This is good, real good. I kind of feel left-out though.
>
> Earle
>
> "twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
> news:JgDjb.238$gk.148@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
>
>>CHAPTER ONE:
>>
>>Scene opens in a hot, arid wasteland in Moab. A group of Jeeps and
>>drivers have convened near a sprinkling of boulders. Two Jeepers are
>>approaching the group.
>>
>>twaldron: "Hey Joshie! Watch out, I almost stepped in a pile of dog ----!"
>>
>>Joshie: "No, tw. That's not dog ----."
>>
>>twaldron: "Um, yeah it is, and I almost stepped in it. Just trying to
>>help you out a bit."
>>
>>Joshie: "No, dude, it's not dog ----, it's vanilla ice cream".
>>
>>twaldron: "Joshie, I don't think vanilla ice cream would be here in the
>>middle of Moab, in
>>August. Besides, it's brown and smelly."
>>
>>Joshie: "No, I am telling you it's not dog ----!!!"
>>
>>(THE GROUP OF JEEPERS CLOSE IN)
>>
>>TJim: "Hey man, it's dog ----!"
>>
>>Nathan: "Brother, you're wrong, it's dog ----. I've been working with
>>dog ---- since I was
>>five and I know dog ----. That's it!"
>>
>>L.W. (Bill) ------ III: "I guess then rivet makers spawn tadpoles during
>>1958?"
>>http:\\rivetmakers.com "American integrity has gone to hell in a hand
>>basket, and you
>>young guys don't care".
>>
>>Jerry Bransford: "This is exactly why I don't visit here much anymore!"
>>
>>Jeff Strickland: "Dude, it's ----! Grow up!"
>>
>>travis: "Hey guys, I'm not real experienced at this, can you tell me why
>>it's ----?"
>>
>>Joshie: "It's not ---- and I'm gonna prove it." (pulls out spoon).
>>
>>Nathan: "Don't do it, brother!"
>>
>>Joshie: "Yes! MMMmmmm! Yummie! See?! It's not ----, it's vanilla ice
>>cream!!"
>>
>>(A NEW JEEPER APPROACHES)
>>
>>Mike Romain: (walks up) Oh! You've got ---- on your chin, Joshie!"
>>
>>Joshie: "No! It's good, it's NOT DOG ----! What a bunch of morons!!"
>>
>>(...to be continued...)
>>
>>--
>>________________________________________________ ___________
>>tw
>>03 TJ Rubicon
>>01 XJ Sport
>>
>>There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
>>-- Dave Barry
>>
>>http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
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Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story
In article <etDjb.244$gk.235@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com>,
twaldron <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote:
> It's a joke, lighten up.
THATS NOT YOUR REAL NAME! Ooops, wrong thread. Sorry.
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twaldron <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote:
> It's a joke, lighten up.
THATS NOT YOUR REAL NAME! Ooops, wrong thread. Sorry.
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