The "Joshua Nelson" Story
10-17-2003, 12:46 AM
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Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story
In message <zrDjb.141943$ko%.46442@news04.bloor.is.net.cable. rogers.com>,
"Cherokee-LTD" wrote:
>"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
>news:JgDjb.238$gk.148@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. ..
>:
>: Joshie: "No! It's good, it's NOT DOG ----! What a bunch of morons!!"
>:
>: (...to be continued...)
>:
>: --
>
>
>You have way too much time on your hands. Grow up.
>There are plenty of NG's with on-going flame wars, do you really think we
>need another one here? Let the Josh thing die. If you don't like him, don't
>read his posts.
>-Brian
>
Wipe the ---- off your chin and lighten up a little.
"Cherokee-LTD" wrote:
>"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
>news:JgDjb.238$gk.148@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. ..
>:
>: Joshie: "No! It's good, it's NOT DOG ----! What a bunch of morons!!"
>:
>: (...to be continued...)
>:
>: --
>
>
>You have way too much time on your hands. Grow up.
>There are plenty of NG's with on-going flame wars, do you really think we
>need another one here? Let the Josh thing die. If you don't like him, don't
>read his posts.
>-Brian
>
Wipe the ---- off your chin and lighten up a little.
10-17-2003, 01:46 AM
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Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story
So where's chapter two? I want in!!
n.
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:VuDjb.245$gk.104@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
> Sorry Earle, maybe chapter two? :)
>
> Earle Horton wrote:
>
> > This is good, real good. I kind of feel left-out though.
> >
> > Earle
> >
> > "twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
> > news:JgDjb.238$gk.148@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
> >
> >>CHAPTER ONE:
> >>
> >>Scene opens in a hot, arid wasteland in Moab. A group of Jeeps and
> >>drivers have convened near a sprinkling of boulders. Two Jeepers are
> >>approaching the group.
> >>
> >>twaldron: "Hey Joshie! Watch out, I almost stepped in a pile of dog
----!"
> >>
> >>Joshie: "No, tw. That's not dog ----."
> >>
> >>twaldron: "Um, yeah it is, and I almost stepped in it. Just trying to
> >>help you out a bit."
> >>
> >>Joshie: "No, dude, it's not dog ----, it's vanilla ice cream".
> >>
> >>twaldron: "Joshie, I don't think vanilla ice cream would be here in the
> >>middle of Moab, in
> >>August. Besides, it's brown and smelly."
> >>
> >>Joshie: "No, I am telling you it's not dog ----!!!"
> >>
> >>(THE GROUP OF JEEPERS CLOSE IN)
> >>
> >>TJim: "Hey man, it's dog ----!"
> >>
> >>Nathan: "Brother, you're wrong, it's dog ----. I've been working with
> >>dog ---- since I was
> >>five and I know dog ----. That's it!"
> >>
> >>L.W. (Bill) ------ III: "I guess then rivet makers spawn tadpoles during
> >>1958?"
> >>http:\\rivetmakers.com "American integrity has gone to hell in a hand
> >>basket, and you
> >>young guys don't care".
> >>
> >>Jerry Bransford: "This is exactly why I don't visit here much anymore!"
> >>
> >>Jeff Strickland: "Dude, it's ----! Grow up!"
> >>
> >>travis: "Hey guys, I'm not real experienced at this, can you tell me why
> >>it's ----?"
> >>
> >>Joshie: "It's not ---- and I'm gonna prove it." (pulls out spoon).
> >>
> >>Nathan: "Don't do it, brother!"
> >>
> >>Joshie: "Yes! MMMmmmm! Yummie! See?! It's not ----, it's vanilla ice
> >>cream!!"
> >>
> >>(A NEW JEEPER APPROACHES)
> >>
> >>Mike Romain: (walks up) Oh! You've got ---- on your chin, Joshie!"
> >>
> >>Joshie: "No! It's good, it's NOT DOG ----! What a bunch of morons!!"
> >>
> >>(...to be continued...)
> >>
> >>--
> >>________________________________________________ ___________
> >>tw
> >>03 TJ Rubicon
> >>01 XJ Sport
> >>
> >>There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> >>-- Dave Barry
> >>
> >>http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> >>(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> >>________________________________________________ ___________
> >>
> >
> >
> >
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
> 03 TJ Rubicon
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
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"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:VuDjb.245$gk.104@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
> Sorry Earle, maybe chapter two? :)
>
> Earle Horton wrote:
>
> > This is good, real good. I kind of feel left-out though.
> >
> > Earle
> >
> > "twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
> > news:JgDjb.238$gk.148@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
> >
> >>CHAPTER ONE:
> >>
> >>Scene opens in a hot, arid wasteland in Moab. A group of Jeeps and
> >>drivers have convened near a sprinkling of boulders. Two Jeepers are
> >>approaching the group.
> >>
> >>twaldron: "Hey Joshie! Watch out, I almost stepped in a pile of dog
----!"
> >>
> >>Joshie: "No, tw. That's not dog ----."
> >>
> >>twaldron: "Um, yeah it is, and I almost stepped in it. Just trying to
> >>help you out a bit."
> >>
> >>Joshie: "No, dude, it's not dog ----, it's vanilla ice cream".
> >>
> >>twaldron: "Joshie, I don't think vanilla ice cream would be here in the
> >>middle of Moab, in
> >>August. Besides, it's brown and smelly."
> >>
> >>Joshie: "No, I am telling you it's not dog ----!!!"
> >>
> >>(THE GROUP OF JEEPERS CLOSE IN)
> >>
> >>TJim: "Hey man, it's dog ----!"
> >>
> >>Nathan: "Brother, you're wrong, it's dog ----. I've been working with
> >>dog ---- since I was
> >>five and I know dog ----. That's it!"
> >>
> >>L.W. (Bill) ------ III: "I guess then rivet makers spawn tadpoles during
> >>1958?"
> >>http:\\rivetmakers.com "American integrity has gone to hell in a hand
> >>basket, and you
> >>young guys don't care".
> >>
> >>Jerry Bransford: "This is exactly why I don't visit here much anymore!"
> >>
> >>Jeff Strickland: "Dude, it's ----! Grow up!"
> >>
> >>travis: "Hey guys, I'm not real experienced at this, can you tell me why
> >>it's ----?"
> >>
> >>Joshie: "It's not ---- and I'm gonna prove it." (pulls out spoon).
> >>
> >>Nathan: "Don't do it, brother!"
> >>
> >>Joshie: "Yes! MMMmmmm! Yummie! See?! It's not ----, it's vanilla ice
> >>cream!!"
> >>
> >>(A NEW JEEPER APPROACHES)
> >>
> >>Mike Romain: (walks up) Oh! You've got ---- on your chin, Joshie!"
> >>
> >>Joshie: "No! It's good, it's NOT DOG ----! What a bunch of morons!!"
> >>
> >>(...to be continued...)
> >>
> >>--
> >>________________________________________________ ___________
> >>tw
> >>03 TJ Rubicon
> >>01 XJ Sport
> >>
> >>There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> >>-- Dave Barry
> >>
> >>http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> >>(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> >>________________________________________________ ___________
> >>
> >
> >
> >
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
> 03 TJ Rubicon
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> __________________________________________________ _________
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10-17-2003, 01:46 AM
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Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story
So where's chapter two? I want in!!
n.
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:VuDjb.245$gk.104@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
> Sorry Earle, maybe chapter two? :)
>
> Earle Horton wrote:
>
> > This is good, real good. I kind of feel left-out though.
> >
> > Earle
> >
> > "twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
> > news:JgDjb.238$gk.148@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
> >
> >>CHAPTER ONE:
> >>
> >>Scene opens in a hot, arid wasteland in Moab. A group of Jeeps and
> >>drivers have convened near a sprinkling of boulders. Two Jeepers are
> >>approaching the group.
> >>
> >>twaldron: "Hey Joshie! Watch out, I almost stepped in a pile of dog
----!"
> >>
> >>Joshie: "No, tw. That's not dog ----."
> >>
> >>twaldron: "Um, yeah it is, and I almost stepped in it. Just trying to
> >>help you out a bit."
> >>
> >>Joshie: "No, dude, it's not dog ----, it's vanilla ice cream".
> >>
> >>twaldron: "Joshie, I don't think vanilla ice cream would be here in the
> >>middle of Moab, in
> >>August. Besides, it's brown and smelly."
> >>
> >>Joshie: "No, I am telling you it's not dog ----!!!"
> >>
> >>(THE GROUP OF JEEPERS CLOSE IN)
> >>
> >>TJim: "Hey man, it's dog ----!"
> >>
> >>Nathan: "Brother, you're wrong, it's dog ----. I've been working with
> >>dog ---- since I was
> >>five and I know dog ----. That's it!"
> >>
> >>L.W. (Bill) ------ III: "I guess then rivet makers spawn tadpoles during
> >>1958?"
> >>http:\\rivetmakers.com "American integrity has gone to hell in a hand
> >>basket, and you
> >>young guys don't care".
> >>
> >>Jerry Bransford: "This is exactly why I don't visit here much anymore!"
> >>
> >>Jeff Strickland: "Dude, it's ----! Grow up!"
> >>
> >>travis: "Hey guys, I'm not real experienced at this, can you tell me why
> >>it's ----?"
> >>
> >>Joshie: "It's not ---- and I'm gonna prove it." (pulls out spoon).
> >>
> >>Nathan: "Don't do it, brother!"
> >>
> >>Joshie: "Yes! MMMmmmm! Yummie! See?! It's not ----, it's vanilla ice
> >>cream!!"
> >>
> >>(A NEW JEEPER APPROACHES)
> >>
> >>Mike Romain: (walks up) Oh! You've got ---- on your chin, Joshie!"
> >>
> >>Joshie: "No! It's good, it's NOT DOG ----! What a bunch of morons!!"
> >>
> >>(...to be continued...)
> >>
> >>--
> >>________________________________________________ ___________
> >>tw
> >>03 TJ Rubicon
> >>01 XJ Sport
> >>
> >>There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> >>-- Dave Barry
> >>
> >>http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> >>(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> >>________________________________________________ ___________
> >>
> >
> >
> >
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
> 03 TJ Rubicon
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> __________________________________________________ _________
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"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:VuDjb.245$gk.104@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
> Sorry Earle, maybe chapter two? :)
>
> Earle Horton wrote:
>
> > This is good, real good. I kind of feel left-out though.
> >
> > Earle
> >
> > "twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
> > news:JgDjb.238$gk.148@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
> >
> >>CHAPTER ONE:
> >>
> >>Scene opens in a hot, arid wasteland in Moab. A group of Jeeps and
> >>drivers have convened near a sprinkling of boulders. Two Jeepers are
> >>approaching the group.
> >>
> >>twaldron: "Hey Joshie! Watch out, I almost stepped in a pile of dog
----!"
> >>
> >>Joshie: "No, tw. That's not dog ----."
> >>
> >>twaldron: "Um, yeah it is, and I almost stepped in it. Just trying to
> >>help you out a bit."
> >>
> >>Joshie: "No, dude, it's not dog ----, it's vanilla ice cream".
> >>
> >>twaldron: "Joshie, I don't think vanilla ice cream would be here in the
> >>middle of Moab, in
> >>August. Besides, it's brown and smelly."
> >>
> >>Joshie: "No, I am telling you it's not dog ----!!!"
> >>
> >>(THE GROUP OF JEEPERS CLOSE IN)
> >>
> >>TJim: "Hey man, it's dog ----!"
> >>
> >>Nathan: "Brother, you're wrong, it's dog ----. I've been working with
> >>dog ---- since I was
> >>five and I know dog ----. That's it!"
> >>
> >>L.W. (Bill) ------ III: "I guess then rivet makers spawn tadpoles during
> >>1958?"
> >>http:\\rivetmakers.com "American integrity has gone to hell in a hand
> >>basket, and you
> >>young guys don't care".
> >>
> >>Jerry Bransford: "This is exactly why I don't visit here much anymore!"
> >>
> >>Jeff Strickland: "Dude, it's ----! Grow up!"
> >>
> >>travis: "Hey guys, I'm not real experienced at this, can you tell me why
> >>it's ----?"
> >>
> >>Joshie: "It's not ---- and I'm gonna prove it." (pulls out spoon).
> >>
> >>Nathan: "Don't do it, brother!"
> >>
> >>Joshie: "Yes! MMMmmmm! Yummie! See?! It's not ----, it's vanilla ice
> >>cream!!"
> >>
> >>(A NEW JEEPER APPROACHES)
> >>
> >>Mike Romain: (walks up) Oh! You've got ---- on your chin, Joshie!"
> >>
> >>Joshie: "No! It's good, it's NOT DOG ----! What a bunch of morons!!"
> >>
> >>(...to be continued...)
> >>
> >>--
> >>________________________________________________ ___________
> >>tw
> >>03 TJ Rubicon
> >>01 XJ Sport
> >>
> >>There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> >>-- Dave Barry
> >>
> >>http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> >>(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> >>________________________________________________ ___________
> >>
> >
> >
> >
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
> 03 TJ Rubicon
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> __________________________________________________ _________
>
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10-17-2003, 01:46 AM
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Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story
So where's chapter two? I want in!!
n.
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:VuDjb.245$gk.104@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
> Sorry Earle, maybe chapter two? :)
>
> Earle Horton wrote:
>
> > This is good, real good. I kind of feel left-out though.
> >
> > Earle
> >
> > "twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
> > news:JgDjb.238$gk.148@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
> >
> >>CHAPTER ONE:
> >>
> >>Scene opens in a hot, arid wasteland in Moab. A group of Jeeps and
> >>drivers have convened near a sprinkling of boulders. Two Jeepers are
> >>approaching the group.
> >>
> >>twaldron: "Hey Joshie! Watch out, I almost stepped in a pile of dog
----!"
> >>
> >>Joshie: "No, tw. That's not dog ----."
> >>
> >>twaldron: "Um, yeah it is, and I almost stepped in it. Just trying to
> >>help you out a bit."
> >>
> >>Joshie: "No, dude, it's not dog ----, it's vanilla ice cream".
> >>
> >>twaldron: "Joshie, I don't think vanilla ice cream would be here in the
> >>middle of Moab, in
> >>August. Besides, it's brown and smelly."
> >>
> >>Joshie: "No, I am telling you it's not dog ----!!!"
> >>
> >>(THE GROUP OF JEEPERS CLOSE IN)
> >>
> >>TJim: "Hey man, it's dog ----!"
> >>
> >>Nathan: "Brother, you're wrong, it's dog ----. I've been working with
> >>dog ---- since I was
> >>five and I know dog ----. That's it!"
> >>
> >>L.W. (Bill) ------ III: "I guess then rivet makers spawn tadpoles during
> >>1958?"
> >>http:\\rivetmakers.com "American integrity has gone to hell in a hand
> >>basket, and you
> >>young guys don't care".
> >>
> >>Jerry Bransford: "This is exactly why I don't visit here much anymore!"
> >>
> >>Jeff Strickland: "Dude, it's ----! Grow up!"
> >>
> >>travis: "Hey guys, I'm not real experienced at this, can you tell me why
> >>it's ----?"
> >>
> >>Joshie: "It's not ---- and I'm gonna prove it." (pulls out spoon).
> >>
> >>Nathan: "Don't do it, brother!"
> >>
> >>Joshie: "Yes! MMMmmmm! Yummie! See?! It's not ----, it's vanilla ice
> >>cream!!"
> >>
> >>(A NEW JEEPER APPROACHES)
> >>
> >>Mike Romain: (walks up) Oh! You've got ---- on your chin, Joshie!"
> >>
> >>Joshie: "No! It's good, it's NOT DOG ----! What a bunch of morons!!"
> >>
> >>(...to be continued...)
> >>
> >>--
> >>________________________________________________ ___________
> >>tw
> >>03 TJ Rubicon
> >>01 XJ Sport
> >>
> >>There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> >>-- Dave Barry
> >>
> >>http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> >>(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> >>________________________________________________ ___________
> >>
> >
> >
> >
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
> 03 TJ Rubicon
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> __________________________________________________ _________
>
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"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:VuDjb.245$gk.104@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
> Sorry Earle, maybe chapter two? :)
>
> Earle Horton wrote:
>
> > This is good, real good. I kind of feel left-out though.
> >
> > Earle
> >
> > "twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
> > news:JgDjb.238$gk.148@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
> >
> >>CHAPTER ONE:
> >>
> >>Scene opens in a hot, arid wasteland in Moab. A group of Jeeps and
> >>drivers have convened near a sprinkling of boulders. Two Jeepers are
> >>approaching the group.
> >>
> >>twaldron: "Hey Joshie! Watch out, I almost stepped in a pile of dog
----!"
> >>
> >>Joshie: "No, tw. That's not dog ----."
> >>
> >>twaldron: "Um, yeah it is, and I almost stepped in it. Just trying to
> >>help you out a bit."
> >>
> >>Joshie: "No, dude, it's not dog ----, it's vanilla ice cream".
> >>
> >>twaldron: "Joshie, I don't think vanilla ice cream would be here in the
> >>middle of Moab, in
> >>August. Besides, it's brown and smelly."
> >>
> >>Joshie: "No, I am telling you it's not dog ----!!!"
> >>
> >>(THE GROUP OF JEEPERS CLOSE IN)
> >>
> >>TJim: "Hey man, it's dog ----!"
> >>
> >>Nathan: "Brother, you're wrong, it's dog ----. I've been working with
> >>dog ---- since I was
> >>five and I know dog ----. That's it!"
> >>
> >>L.W. (Bill) ------ III: "I guess then rivet makers spawn tadpoles during
> >>1958?"
> >>http:\\rivetmakers.com "American integrity has gone to hell in a hand
> >>basket, and you
> >>young guys don't care".
> >>
> >>Jerry Bransford: "This is exactly why I don't visit here much anymore!"
> >>
> >>Jeff Strickland: "Dude, it's ----! Grow up!"
> >>
> >>travis: "Hey guys, I'm not real experienced at this, can you tell me why
> >>it's ----?"
> >>
> >>Joshie: "It's not ---- and I'm gonna prove it." (pulls out spoon).
> >>
> >>Nathan: "Don't do it, brother!"
> >>
> >>Joshie: "Yes! MMMmmmm! Yummie! See?! It's not ----, it's vanilla ice
> >>cream!!"
> >>
> >>(A NEW JEEPER APPROACHES)
> >>
> >>Mike Romain: (walks up) Oh! You've got ---- on your chin, Joshie!"
> >>
> >>Joshie: "No! It's good, it's NOT DOG ----! What a bunch of morons!!"
> >>
> >>(...to be continued...)
> >>
> >>--
> >>________________________________________________ ___________
> >>tw
> >>03 TJ Rubicon
> >>01 XJ Sport
> >>
> >>There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> >>-- Dave Barry
> >>
> >>http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> >>(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> >>________________________________________________ ___________
> >>
> >
> >
> >
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
> 03 TJ Rubicon
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> __________________________________________________ _________
>
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10-17-2003, 08:57 AM
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Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story
So where's chapter two? I want in!!
n.
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:VuDjb.245$gk.104@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
> Sorry Earle, maybe chapter two? :)
>
> Earle Horton wrote:
>
> > This is good, real good. I kind of feel left-out though.
> >
> > Earle
> >
> > "twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
> > news:JgDjb.238$gk.148@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
> >
> >>CHAPTER ONE:
> >>
> >>Scene opens in a hot, arid wasteland in Moab. A group of Jeeps and
> >>drivers have convened near a sprinkling of boulders. Two Jeepers are
> >>approaching the group.
> >>
> >>twaldron: "Hey Joshie! Watch out, I almost stepped in a pile of dog
----!"
> >>
> >>Joshie: "No, tw. That's not dog ----."
> >>
> >>twaldron: "Um, yeah it is, and I almost stepped in it. Just trying to
> >>help you out a bit."
> >>
> >>Joshie: "No, dude, it's not dog ----, it's vanilla ice cream".
> >>
> >>twaldron: "Joshie, I don't think vanilla ice cream would be here in the
> >>middle of Moab, in
> >>August. Besides, it's brown and smelly."
> >>
> >>Joshie: "No, I am telling you it's not dog ----!!!"
> >>
> >>(THE GROUP OF JEEPERS CLOSE IN)
> >>
> >>TJim: "Hey man, it's dog ----!"
> >>
> >>Nathan: "Brother, you're wrong, it's dog ----. I've been working with
> >>dog ---- since I was
> >>five and I know dog ----. That's it!"
> >>
> >>L.W. (Bill) ------ III: "I guess then rivet makers spawn tadpoles during
> >>1958?"
> >>http:\\rivetmakers.com "American integrity has gone to hell in a hand
> >>basket, and you
> >>young guys don't care".
> >>
> >>Jerry Bransford: "This is exactly why I don't visit here much anymore!"
> >>
> >>Jeff Strickland: "Dude, it's ----! Grow up!"
> >>
> >>travis: "Hey guys, I'm not real experienced at this, can you tell me why
> >>it's ----?"
> >>
> >>Joshie: "It's not ---- and I'm gonna prove it." (pulls out spoon).
> >>
> >>Nathan: "Don't do it, brother!"
> >>
> >>Joshie: "Yes! MMMmmmm! Yummie! See?! It's not ----, it's vanilla ice
> >>cream!!"
> >>
> >>(A NEW JEEPER APPROACHES)
> >>
> >>Mike Romain: (walks up) Oh! You've got ---- on your chin, Joshie!"
> >>
> >>Joshie: "No! It's good, it's NOT DOG ----! What a bunch of morons!!"
> >>
> >>(...to be continued...)
> >>
> >>--
> >>________________________________________________ ___________
> >>tw
> >>03 TJ Rubicon
> >>01 XJ Sport
> >>
> >>There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> >>-- Dave Barry
> >>
> >>http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> >>(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> >>________________________________________________ ___________
> >>
> >
> >
> >
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
> 03 TJ Rubicon
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
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"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
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> Sorry Earle, maybe chapter two? :)
>
> Earle Horton wrote:
>
> > This is good, real good. I kind of feel left-out though.
> >
> > Earle
> >
> > "twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
> > news:JgDjb.238$gk.148@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
> >
> >>CHAPTER ONE:
> >>
> >>Scene opens in a hot, arid wasteland in Moab. A group of Jeeps and
> >>drivers have convened near a sprinkling of boulders. Two Jeepers are
> >>approaching the group.
> >>
> >>twaldron: "Hey Joshie! Watch out, I almost stepped in a pile of dog
----!"
> >>
> >>Joshie: "No, tw. That's not dog ----."
> >>
> >>twaldron: "Um, yeah it is, and I almost stepped in it. Just trying to
> >>help you out a bit."
> >>
> >>Joshie: "No, dude, it's not dog ----, it's vanilla ice cream".
> >>
> >>twaldron: "Joshie, I don't think vanilla ice cream would be here in the
> >>middle of Moab, in
> >>August. Besides, it's brown and smelly."
> >>
> >>Joshie: "No, I am telling you it's not dog ----!!!"
> >>
> >>(THE GROUP OF JEEPERS CLOSE IN)
> >>
> >>TJim: "Hey man, it's dog ----!"
> >>
> >>Nathan: "Brother, you're wrong, it's dog ----. I've been working with
> >>dog ---- since I was
> >>five and I know dog ----. That's it!"
> >>
> >>L.W. (Bill) ------ III: "I guess then rivet makers spawn tadpoles during
> >>1958?"
> >>http:\\rivetmakers.com "American integrity has gone to hell in a hand
> >>basket, and you
> >>young guys don't care".
> >>
> >>Jerry Bransford: "This is exactly why I don't visit here much anymore!"
> >>
> >>Jeff Strickland: "Dude, it's ----! Grow up!"
> >>
> >>travis: "Hey guys, I'm not real experienced at this, can you tell me why
> >>it's ----?"
> >>
> >>Joshie: "It's not ---- and I'm gonna prove it." (pulls out spoon).
> >>
> >>Nathan: "Don't do it, brother!"
> >>
> >>Joshie: "Yes! MMMmmmm! Yummie! See?! It's not ----, it's vanilla ice
> >>cream!!"
> >>
> >>(A NEW JEEPER APPROACHES)
> >>
> >>Mike Romain: (walks up) Oh! You've got ---- on your chin, Joshie!"
> >>
> >>Joshie: "No! It's good, it's NOT DOG ----! What a bunch of morons!!"
> >>
> >>(...to be continued...)
> >>
> >>--
> >>________________________________________________ ___________
> >>tw
> >>03 TJ Rubicon
> >>01 XJ Sport
> >>
> >>There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> >>-- Dave Barry
> >>
> >>http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> >>(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> >>________________________________________________ ___________
> >>
> >
> >
> >
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
> 03 TJ Rubicon
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
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Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story
So where's chapter two? I want in!!
n.
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:VuDjb.245$gk.104@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
> Sorry Earle, maybe chapter two? :)
>
> Earle Horton wrote:
>
> > This is good, real good. I kind of feel left-out though.
> >
> > Earle
> >
> > "twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
> > news:JgDjb.238$gk.148@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
> >
> >>CHAPTER ONE:
> >>
> >>Scene opens in a hot, arid wasteland in Moab. A group of Jeeps and
> >>drivers have convened near a sprinkling of boulders. Two Jeepers are
> >>approaching the group.
> >>
> >>twaldron: "Hey Joshie! Watch out, I almost stepped in a pile of dog
----!"
> >>
> >>Joshie: "No, tw. That's not dog ----."
> >>
> >>twaldron: "Um, yeah it is, and I almost stepped in it. Just trying to
> >>help you out a bit."
> >>
> >>Joshie: "No, dude, it's not dog ----, it's vanilla ice cream".
> >>
> >>twaldron: "Joshie, I don't think vanilla ice cream would be here in the
> >>middle of Moab, in
> >>August. Besides, it's brown and smelly."
> >>
> >>Joshie: "No, I am telling you it's not dog ----!!!"
> >>
> >>(THE GROUP OF JEEPERS CLOSE IN)
> >>
> >>TJim: "Hey man, it's dog ----!"
> >>
> >>Nathan: "Brother, you're wrong, it's dog ----. I've been working with
> >>dog ---- since I was
> >>five and I know dog ----. That's it!"
> >>
> >>L.W. (Bill) ------ III: "I guess then rivet makers spawn tadpoles during
> >>1958?"
> >>http:\\rivetmakers.com "American integrity has gone to hell in a hand
> >>basket, and you
> >>young guys don't care".
> >>
> >>Jerry Bransford: "This is exactly why I don't visit here much anymore!"
> >>
> >>Jeff Strickland: "Dude, it's ----! Grow up!"
> >>
> >>travis: "Hey guys, I'm not real experienced at this, can you tell me why
> >>it's ----?"
> >>
> >>Joshie: "It's not ---- and I'm gonna prove it." (pulls out spoon).
> >>
> >>Nathan: "Don't do it, brother!"
> >>
> >>Joshie: "Yes! MMMmmmm! Yummie! See?! It's not ----, it's vanilla ice
> >>cream!!"
> >>
> >>(A NEW JEEPER APPROACHES)
> >>
> >>Mike Romain: (walks up) Oh! You've got ---- on your chin, Joshie!"
> >>
> >>Joshie: "No! It's good, it's NOT DOG ----! What a bunch of morons!!"
> >>
> >>(...to be continued...)
> >>
> >>--
> >>________________________________________________ ___________
> >>tw
> >>03 TJ Rubicon
> >>01 XJ Sport
> >>
> >>There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> >>-- Dave Barry
> >>
> >>http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> >>(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> >>________________________________________________ ___________
> >>
> >
> >
> >
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
> 03 TJ Rubicon
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
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"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
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> Sorry Earle, maybe chapter two? :)
>
> Earle Horton wrote:
>
> > This is good, real good. I kind of feel left-out though.
> >
> > Earle
> >
> > "twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
> > news:JgDjb.238$gk.148@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
> >
> >>CHAPTER ONE:
> >>
> >>Scene opens in a hot, arid wasteland in Moab. A group of Jeeps and
> >>drivers have convened near a sprinkling of boulders. Two Jeepers are
> >>approaching the group.
> >>
> >>twaldron: "Hey Joshie! Watch out, I almost stepped in a pile of dog
----!"
> >>
> >>Joshie: "No, tw. That's not dog ----."
> >>
> >>twaldron: "Um, yeah it is, and I almost stepped in it. Just trying to
> >>help you out a bit."
> >>
> >>Joshie: "No, dude, it's not dog ----, it's vanilla ice cream".
> >>
> >>twaldron: "Joshie, I don't think vanilla ice cream would be here in the
> >>middle of Moab, in
> >>August. Besides, it's brown and smelly."
> >>
> >>Joshie: "No, I am telling you it's not dog ----!!!"
> >>
> >>(THE GROUP OF JEEPERS CLOSE IN)
> >>
> >>TJim: "Hey man, it's dog ----!"
> >>
> >>Nathan: "Brother, you're wrong, it's dog ----. I've been working with
> >>dog ---- since I was
> >>five and I know dog ----. That's it!"
> >>
> >>L.W. (Bill) ------ III: "I guess then rivet makers spawn tadpoles during
> >>1958?"
> >>http:\\rivetmakers.com "American integrity has gone to hell in a hand
> >>basket, and you
> >>young guys don't care".
> >>
> >>Jerry Bransford: "This is exactly why I don't visit here much anymore!"
> >>
> >>Jeff Strickland: "Dude, it's ----! Grow up!"
> >>
> >>travis: "Hey guys, I'm not real experienced at this, can you tell me why
> >>it's ----?"
> >>
> >>Joshie: "It's not ---- and I'm gonna prove it." (pulls out spoon).
> >>
> >>Nathan: "Don't do it, brother!"
> >>
> >>Joshie: "Yes! MMMmmmm! Yummie! See?! It's not ----, it's vanilla ice
> >>cream!!"
> >>
> >>(A NEW JEEPER APPROACHES)
> >>
> >>Mike Romain: (walks up) Oh! You've got ---- on your chin, Joshie!"
> >>
> >>Joshie: "No! It's good, it's NOT DOG ----! What a bunch of morons!!"
> >>
> >>(...to be continued...)
> >>
> >>--
> >>________________________________________________ ___________
> >>tw
> >>03 TJ Rubicon
> >>01 XJ Sport
> >>
> >>There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> >>-- Dave Barry
> >>
> >>http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> >>(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> >>________________________________________________ ___________
> >>
> >
> >
> >
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
> 03 TJ Rubicon
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
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Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story
So where's chapter two? I want in!!
n.
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:VuDjb.245$gk.104@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
> Sorry Earle, maybe chapter two? :)
>
> Earle Horton wrote:
>
> > This is good, real good. I kind of feel left-out though.
> >
> > Earle
> >
> > "twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
> > news:JgDjb.238$gk.148@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
> >
> >>CHAPTER ONE:
> >>
> >>Scene opens in a hot, arid wasteland in Moab. A group of Jeeps and
> >>drivers have convened near a sprinkling of boulders. Two Jeepers are
> >>approaching the group.
> >>
> >>twaldron: "Hey Joshie! Watch out, I almost stepped in a pile of dog
----!"
> >>
> >>Joshie: "No, tw. That's not dog ----."
> >>
> >>twaldron: "Um, yeah it is, and I almost stepped in it. Just trying to
> >>help you out a bit."
> >>
> >>Joshie: "No, dude, it's not dog ----, it's vanilla ice cream".
> >>
> >>twaldron: "Joshie, I don't think vanilla ice cream would be here in the
> >>middle of Moab, in
> >>August. Besides, it's brown and smelly."
> >>
> >>Joshie: "No, I am telling you it's not dog ----!!!"
> >>
> >>(THE GROUP OF JEEPERS CLOSE IN)
> >>
> >>TJim: "Hey man, it's dog ----!"
> >>
> >>Nathan: "Brother, you're wrong, it's dog ----. I've been working with
> >>dog ---- since I was
> >>five and I know dog ----. That's it!"
> >>
> >>L.W. (Bill) ------ III: "I guess then rivet makers spawn tadpoles during
> >>1958?"
> >>http:\\rivetmakers.com "American integrity has gone to hell in a hand
> >>basket, and you
> >>young guys don't care".
> >>
> >>Jerry Bransford: "This is exactly why I don't visit here much anymore!"
> >>
> >>Jeff Strickland: "Dude, it's ----! Grow up!"
> >>
> >>travis: "Hey guys, I'm not real experienced at this, can you tell me why
> >>it's ----?"
> >>
> >>Joshie: "It's not ---- and I'm gonna prove it." (pulls out spoon).
> >>
> >>Nathan: "Don't do it, brother!"
> >>
> >>Joshie: "Yes! MMMmmmm! Yummie! See?! It's not ----, it's vanilla ice
> >>cream!!"
> >>
> >>(A NEW JEEPER APPROACHES)
> >>
> >>Mike Romain: (walks up) Oh! You've got ---- on your chin, Joshie!"
> >>
> >>Joshie: "No! It's good, it's NOT DOG ----! What a bunch of morons!!"
> >>
> >>(...to be continued...)
> >>
> >>--
> >>________________________________________________ ___________
> >>tw
> >>03 TJ Rubicon
> >>01 XJ Sport
> >>
> >>There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> >>-- Dave Barry
> >>
> >>http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> >>(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> >>________________________________________________ ___________
> >>
> >
> >
> >
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
> 03 TJ Rubicon
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
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"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
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> Sorry Earle, maybe chapter two? :)
>
> Earle Horton wrote:
>
> > This is good, real good. I kind of feel left-out though.
> >
> > Earle
> >
> > "twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
> > news:JgDjb.238$gk.148@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
> >
> >>CHAPTER ONE:
> >>
> >>Scene opens in a hot, arid wasteland in Moab. A group of Jeeps and
> >>drivers have convened near a sprinkling of boulders. Two Jeepers are
> >>approaching the group.
> >>
> >>twaldron: "Hey Joshie! Watch out, I almost stepped in a pile of dog
----!"
> >>
> >>Joshie: "No, tw. That's not dog ----."
> >>
> >>twaldron: "Um, yeah it is, and I almost stepped in it. Just trying to
> >>help you out a bit."
> >>
> >>Joshie: "No, dude, it's not dog ----, it's vanilla ice cream".
> >>
> >>twaldron: "Joshie, I don't think vanilla ice cream would be here in the
> >>middle of Moab, in
> >>August. Besides, it's brown and smelly."
> >>
> >>Joshie: "No, I am telling you it's not dog ----!!!"
> >>
> >>(THE GROUP OF JEEPERS CLOSE IN)
> >>
> >>TJim: "Hey man, it's dog ----!"
> >>
> >>Nathan: "Brother, you're wrong, it's dog ----. I've been working with
> >>dog ---- since I was
> >>five and I know dog ----. That's it!"
> >>
> >>L.W. (Bill) ------ III: "I guess then rivet makers spawn tadpoles during
> >>1958?"
> >>http:\\rivetmakers.com "American integrity has gone to hell in a hand
> >>basket, and you
> >>young guys don't care".
> >>
> >>Jerry Bransford: "This is exactly why I don't visit here much anymore!"
> >>
> >>Jeff Strickland: "Dude, it's ----! Grow up!"
> >>
> >>travis: "Hey guys, I'm not real experienced at this, can you tell me why
> >>it's ----?"
> >>
> >>Joshie: "It's not ---- and I'm gonna prove it." (pulls out spoon).
> >>
> >>Nathan: "Don't do it, brother!"
> >>
> >>Joshie: "Yes! MMMmmmm! Yummie! See?! It's not ----, it's vanilla ice
> >>cream!!"
> >>
> >>(A NEW JEEPER APPROACHES)
> >>
> >>Mike Romain: (walks up) Oh! You've got ---- on your chin, Joshie!"
> >>
> >>Joshie: "No! It's good, it's NOT DOG ----! What a bunch of morons!!"
> >>
> >>(...to be continued...)
> >>
> >>--
> >>________________________________________________ ___________
> >>tw
> >>03 TJ Rubicon
> >>01 XJ Sport
> >>
> >>There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> >>-- Dave Barry
> >>
> >>http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> >>(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> >>________________________________________________ ___________
> >>
> >
> >
> >
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
> 03 TJ Rubicon
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
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Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story
OMG!!! ROFLMFAO!!!!!! You Nailed It, Dude!!!
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P.S. "Hey man, it's dog ----!"
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
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> CHAPTER ONE:
>
> Scene opens in a hot, arid wasteland in Moab. A group of Jeeps and
> drivers have convened near a sprinkling of boulders. Two Jeepers are
> approaching the group.
>
> twaldron: "Hey Joshie! Watch out, I almost stepped in a pile of dog ----!"
>
> Joshie: "No, tw. That's not dog ----."
>
> twaldron: "Um, yeah it is, and I almost stepped in it. Just trying to
> help you out a bit."
>
> Joshie: "No, dude, it's not dog ----, it's vanilla ice cream".
>
> twaldron: "Joshie, I don't think vanilla ice cream would be here in the
> middle of Moab, in
> August. Besides, it's brown and smelly."
>
> Joshie: "No, I am telling you it's not dog ----!!!"
>
> (THE GROUP OF JEEPERS CLOSE IN)
>
> TJim: "Hey man, it's dog ----!"
>
> Nathan: "Brother, you're wrong, it's dog ----. I've been working with
> dog ---- since I was
> five and I know dog ----. That's it!"
>
> L.W. (Bill) ------ III: "I guess then rivet makers spawn tadpoles during
> 1958?"
> http:\\rivetmakers.com "American integrity has gone to hell in a hand
> basket, and you
> young guys don't care".
>
> Jerry Bransford: "This is exactly why I don't visit here much anymore!"
>
> Jeff Strickland: "Dude, it's ----! Grow up!"
>
> travis: "Hey guys, I'm not real experienced at this, can you tell me why
> it's ----?"
>
> Joshie: "It's not ---- and I'm gonna prove it." (pulls out spoon).
>
> Nathan: "Don't do it, brother!"
>
> Joshie: "Yes! MMMmmmm! Yummie! See?! It's not ----, it's vanilla ice
> cream!!"
>
> (A NEW JEEPER APPROACHES)
>
> Mike Romain: (walks up) Oh! You've got ---- on your chin, Joshie!"
>
> Joshie: "No! It's good, it's NOT DOG ----! What a bunch of morons!!"
>
> (...to be continued...)
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
> 03 TJ Rubicon
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> __________________________________________________ _________
>
--
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--
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P.S. "Hey man, it's dog ----!"
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:JgDjb.238$gk.148@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
> CHAPTER ONE:
>
> Scene opens in a hot, arid wasteland in Moab. A group of Jeeps and
> drivers have convened near a sprinkling of boulders. Two Jeepers are
> approaching the group.
>
> twaldron: "Hey Joshie! Watch out, I almost stepped in a pile of dog ----!"
>
> Joshie: "No, tw. That's not dog ----."
>
> twaldron: "Um, yeah it is, and I almost stepped in it. Just trying to
> help you out a bit."
>
> Joshie: "No, dude, it's not dog ----, it's vanilla ice cream".
>
> twaldron: "Joshie, I don't think vanilla ice cream would be here in the
> middle of Moab, in
> August. Besides, it's brown and smelly."
>
> Joshie: "No, I am telling you it's not dog ----!!!"
>
> (THE GROUP OF JEEPERS CLOSE IN)
>
> TJim: "Hey man, it's dog ----!"
>
> Nathan: "Brother, you're wrong, it's dog ----. I've been working with
> dog ---- since I was
> five and I know dog ----. That's it!"
>
> L.W. (Bill) ------ III: "I guess then rivet makers spawn tadpoles during
> 1958?"
> http:\\rivetmakers.com "American integrity has gone to hell in a hand
> basket, and you
> young guys don't care".
>
> Jerry Bransford: "This is exactly why I don't visit here much anymore!"
>
> Jeff Strickland: "Dude, it's ----! Grow up!"
>
> travis: "Hey guys, I'm not real experienced at this, can you tell me why
> it's ----?"
>
> Joshie: "It's not ---- and I'm gonna prove it." (pulls out spoon).
>
> Nathan: "Don't do it, brother!"
>
> Joshie: "Yes! MMMmmmm! Yummie! See?! It's not ----, it's vanilla ice
> cream!!"
>
> (A NEW JEEPER APPROACHES)
>
> Mike Romain: (walks up) Oh! You've got ---- on your chin, Joshie!"
>
> Joshie: "No! It's good, it's NOT DOG ----! What a bunch of morons!!"
>
> (...to be continued...)
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
> 03 TJ Rubicon
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> __________________________________________________ _________
>
10-17-2003, 09:45 AM
#69
Guest
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Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story
OMG!!! ROFLMFAO!!!!!! You Nailed It, Dude!!!
--
Jim
--
98 TJ SE
90 SJ GW
http://www.delawareja.com/gallery/JDJeep98
P.S. "Hey man, it's dog ----!"
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:JgDjb.238$gk.148@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
> CHAPTER ONE:
>
> Scene opens in a hot, arid wasteland in Moab. A group of Jeeps and
> drivers have convened near a sprinkling of boulders. Two Jeepers are
> approaching the group.
>
> twaldron: "Hey Joshie! Watch out, I almost stepped in a pile of dog ----!"
>
> Joshie: "No, tw. That's not dog ----."
>
> twaldron: "Um, yeah it is, and I almost stepped in it. Just trying to
> help you out a bit."
>
> Joshie: "No, dude, it's not dog ----, it's vanilla ice cream".
>
> twaldron: "Joshie, I don't think vanilla ice cream would be here in the
> middle of Moab, in
> August. Besides, it's brown and smelly."
>
> Joshie: "No, I am telling you it's not dog ----!!!"
>
> (THE GROUP OF JEEPERS CLOSE IN)
>
> TJim: "Hey man, it's dog ----!"
>
> Nathan: "Brother, you're wrong, it's dog ----. I've been working with
> dog ---- since I was
> five and I know dog ----. That's it!"
>
> L.W. (Bill) ------ III: "I guess then rivet makers spawn tadpoles during
> 1958?"
> http:\\rivetmakers.com "American integrity has gone to hell in a hand
> basket, and you
> young guys don't care".
>
> Jerry Bransford: "This is exactly why I don't visit here much anymore!"
>
> Jeff Strickland: "Dude, it's ----! Grow up!"
>
> travis: "Hey guys, I'm not real experienced at this, can you tell me why
> it's ----?"
>
> Joshie: "It's not ---- and I'm gonna prove it." (pulls out spoon).
>
> Nathan: "Don't do it, brother!"
>
> Joshie: "Yes! MMMmmmm! Yummie! See?! It's not ----, it's vanilla ice
> cream!!"
>
> (A NEW JEEPER APPROACHES)
>
> Mike Romain: (walks up) Oh! You've got ---- on your chin, Joshie!"
>
> Joshie: "No! It's good, it's NOT DOG ----! What a bunch of morons!!"
>
> (...to be continued...)
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
> 03 TJ Rubicon
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> __________________________________________________ _________
>
--
Jim
--
98 TJ SE
90 SJ GW
http://www.delawareja.com/gallery/JDJeep98
P.S. "Hey man, it's dog ----!"
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:JgDjb.238$gk.148@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
> CHAPTER ONE:
>
> Scene opens in a hot, arid wasteland in Moab. A group of Jeeps and
> drivers have convened near a sprinkling of boulders. Two Jeepers are
> approaching the group.
>
> twaldron: "Hey Joshie! Watch out, I almost stepped in a pile of dog ----!"
>
> Joshie: "No, tw. That's not dog ----."
>
> twaldron: "Um, yeah it is, and I almost stepped in it. Just trying to
> help you out a bit."
>
> Joshie: "No, dude, it's not dog ----, it's vanilla ice cream".
>
> twaldron: "Joshie, I don't think vanilla ice cream would be here in the
> middle of Moab, in
> August. Besides, it's brown and smelly."
>
> Joshie: "No, I am telling you it's not dog ----!!!"
>
> (THE GROUP OF JEEPERS CLOSE IN)
>
> TJim: "Hey man, it's dog ----!"
>
> Nathan: "Brother, you're wrong, it's dog ----. I've been working with
> dog ---- since I was
> five and I know dog ----. That's it!"
>
> L.W. (Bill) ------ III: "I guess then rivet makers spawn tadpoles during
> 1958?"
> http:\\rivetmakers.com "American integrity has gone to hell in a hand
> basket, and you
> young guys don't care".
>
> Jerry Bransford: "This is exactly why I don't visit here much anymore!"
>
> Jeff Strickland: "Dude, it's ----! Grow up!"
>
> travis: "Hey guys, I'm not real experienced at this, can you tell me why
> it's ----?"
>
> Joshie: "It's not ---- and I'm gonna prove it." (pulls out spoon).
>
> Nathan: "Don't do it, brother!"
>
> Joshie: "Yes! MMMmmmm! Yummie! See?! It's not ----, it's vanilla ice
> cream!!"
>
> (A NEW JEEPER APPROACHES)
>
> Mike Romain: (walks up) Oh! You've got ---- on your chin, Joshie!"
>
> Joshie: "No! It's good, it's NOT DOG ----! What a bunch of morons!!"
>
> (...to be continued...)
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
> 03 TJ Rubicon
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> __________________________________________________ _________
>
10-17-2003, 09:45 AM
#70
Guest
Posts: n/a
Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story
OMG!!! ROFLMFAO!!!!!! You Nailed It, Dude!!!
--
Jim
--
98 TJ SE
90 SJ GW
http://www.delawareja.com/gallery/JDJeep98
P.S. "Hey man, it's dog ----!"
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:JgDjb.238$gk.148@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
> CHAPTER ONE:
>
> Scene opens in a hot, arid wasteland in Moab. A group of Jeeps and
> drivers have convened near a sprinkling of boulders. Two Jeepers are
> approaching the group.
>
> twaldron: "Hey Joshie! Watch out, I almost stepped in a pile of dog ----!"
>
> Joshie: "No, tw. That's not dog ----."
>
> twaldron: "Um, yeah it is, and I almost stepped in it. Just trying to
> help you out a bit."
>
> Joshie: "No, dude, it's not dog ----, it's vanilla ice cream".
>
> twaldron: "Joshie, I don't think vanilla ice cream would be here in the
> middle of Moab, in
> August. Besides, it's brown and smelly."
>
> Joshie: "No, I am telling you it's not dog ----!!!"
>
> (THE GROUP OF JEEPERS CLOSE IN)
>
> TJim: "Hey man, it's dog ----!"
>
> Nathan: "Brother, you're wrong, it's dog ----. I've been working with
> dog ---- since I was
> five and I know dog ----. That's it!"
>
> L.W. (Bill) ------ III: "I guess then rivet makers spawn tadpoles during
> 1958?"
> http:\\rivetmakers.com "American integrity has gone to hell in a hand
> basket, and you
> young guys don't care".
>
> Jerry Bransford: "This is exactly why I don't visit here much anymore!"
>
> Jeff Strickland: "Dude, it's ----! Grow up!"
>
> travis: "Hey guys, I'm not real experienced at this, can you tell me why
> it's ----?"
>
> Joshie: "It's not ---- and I'm gonna prove it." (pulls out spoon).
>
> Nathan: "Don't do it, brother!"
>
> Joshie: "Yes! MMMmmmm! Yummie! See?! It's not ----, it's vanilla ice
> cream!!"
>
> (A NEW JEEPER APPROACHES)
>
> Mike Romain: (walks up) Oh! You've got ---- on your chin, Joshie!"
>
> Joshie: "No! It's good, it's NOT DOG ----! What a bunch of morons!!"
>
> (...to be continued...)
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
> 03 TJ Rubicon
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> __________________________________________________ _________
>
--
Jim
--
98 TJ SE
90 SJ GW
http://www.delawareja.com/gallery/JDJeep98
P.S. "Hey man, it's dog ----!"
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:JgDjb.238$gk.148@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com.. .
> CHAPTER ONE:
>
> Scene opens in a hot, arid wasteland in Moab. A group of Jeeps and
> drivers have convened near a sprinkling of boulders. Two Jeepers are
> approaching the group.
>
> twaldron: "Hey Joshie! Watch out, I almost stepped in a pile of dog ----!"
>
> Joshie: "No, tw. That's not dog ----."
>
> twaldron: "Um, yeah it is, and I almost stepped in it. Just trying to
> help you out a bit."
>
> Joshie: "No, dude, it's not dog ----, it's vanilla ice cream".
>
> twaldron: "Joshie, I don't think vanilla ice cream would be here in the
> middle of Moab, in
> August. Besides, it's brown and smelly."
>
> Joshie: "No, I am telling you it's not dog ----!!!"
>
> (THE GROUP OF JEEPERS CLOSE IN)
>
> TJim: "Hey man, it's dog ----!"
>
> Nathan: "Brother, you're wrong, it's dog ----. I've been working with
> dog ---- since I was
> five and I know dog ----. That's it!"
>
> L.W. (Bill) ------ III: "I guess then rivet makers spawn tadpoles during
> 1958?"
> http:\\rivetmakers.com "American integrity has gone to hell in a hand
> basket, and you
> young guys don't care".
>
> Jerry Bransford: "This is exactly why I don't visit here much anymore!"
>
> Jeff Strickland: "Dude, it's ----! Grow up!"
>
> travis: "Hey guys, I'm not real experienced at this, can you tell me why
> it's ----?"
>
> Joshie: "It's not ---- and I'm gonna prove it." (pulls out spoon).
>
> Nathan: "Don't do it, brother!"
>
> Joshie: "Yes! MMMmmmm! Yummie! See?! It's not ----, it's vanilla ice
> cream!!"
>
> (A NEW JEEPER APPROACHES)
>
> Mike Romain: (walks up) Oh! You've got ---- on your chin, Joshie!"
>
> Joshie: "No! It's good, it's NOT DOG ----! What a bunch of morons!!"
>
> (...to be continued...)
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
> 03 TJ Rubicon
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> __________________________________________________ _________
>