<music>
"20th Century Fox Fanfare"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z54ynmUPZ5c
</music>

The time has come to announce the winners of the October 2007 Usenet
Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!

*drumroll*

KOOK OF THE MONTH

The winner is...ZANTHIUS AKA DR. DRUGGIE!

10 votes Zanthius AKA Dr. Druggie
06 votes Ernie Primeau
01 votes Neither of the above

Congratulations, InZany! Your insistence that you're an alien and that
you're looking forward to the extinction of humanity were wonderful
qualifications for this award. Getting in a fight with Alexa, one of
the few people who might actually believe you, didn't hurt your chances
either.

CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH

The winner is...CHIEF THRACIAN!

11 votes Chief Thracian
03 votes Petey of alt.folklore.ghost-stories
02 votes The poster last in PDX in 2003
00 votes None of the above

Congratulations, Chief! Your whining about trolls to AUK, then
threatening to netcop the people who were trying to give you a clue made
you a runaway winner.

COWARD OF THE MONTH

The winner is...BILL ------!

15 votes Bill ------
05 votes Raymond Karczewski
01 votes Neither of the above

Congratulations, Bizarro! For the second time in three months your
threats of inflicting real-life harm on your online opponents for words
on a screen have earned you this award. Good thing for those who wish
to recognize other deserving individuals that you can only win this
award once more between now and next August.

JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ---- PINEAPPLE AWARD

The winner is...BILL ------!

15 votes Bill ------
06 votes Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
01 votes Neither of the above

Congratulations again, Bizarro! There is a reason why the "Bill ------
'Golden Goat ******** of Nonsense'" was the runner-up for an award
recognizing "a pattern of stupidity, idiocy, moronism, silliness,
cretinism and general kookery"and this month you demonstrated that
reason in spades!

PALMJOB PADDLE

The winner is...JIM RILEY!

12 votes Jim Riley
10 votes Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
00 votes Neither of the above

Congratulations, Jim! Not only were your efforts to suck up to the Big-
8 Management Board mocked by the B8MBies' critics, they were rebuffed by
the Board itself. So, are you going to bend over again in front of
news.groups this month and say, "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"

TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD

The winner is...MICHAEL "HOWDY/TRUMPET OF THE LORD" SCHMIDT!

10 votes Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
07 votes Babaloonie posting as nuke lalouche addington
01 votes Neither of the above

Congratulations, Howdy! This has been an epic exercise in attention
seeking for you this month, beginning with your meltdown over the
deletion of your vanity Wikipedia article (it wasn't any of your USENET
enemies; it was the Wikipedia editing team, who think you're just not
notable enough), continuing through your k'lame that one of your
accounts was hacked (it wasn't; someone merely spoofed your address),
and climaxing with your advertising a vintage horn in the face of
massive mocking. With all that, it's no surprise that you defeated a
mission poster who has been melting down on AUK nonstop for the past two
years.

VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD

The winner is...ZANTHIUS AKA DR. DRUGGIE!

18 votes YES
00 votes NO

Congratulations again, InZany! While it was your heterodox ideas about
the cosmic redshift that earned you the nomination for this award, your
other scientific eccentricities certainly helped make you a unanimous
winner.

GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY

The winner is...BILL ------!

21 votes YES
00 votes NO

Congratulations a final time, Bizarro! Your crusade to have Databasix
suffer a USENET Death Penalty certainly /looked/ like it was a rousing
success--for one day. Too bad it was merely Gary moving over to a new
server.

SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART

The winner is...TIM "THREE ------- WEEKS" THORNE!

17 votes Tim "Three ------- Weeks" Thorne
05 votes Bill ------
00 votes Neither of the above

Congratulations, Dimmy! Posting a poll to determine that you pwned
Aratzio in a lame war was a real effective tactic. Rilly.

TAR AND FEATHERS

The winner is...THE BIG-8 MANAGEMENT BOARD!

20 votes YES
03 votes NO

Congratulations, B8MBies! Your attempts at "obvious group creation"
didn't work so well, especially since there was an active alt.* group
who didn't think think they needed your help. So, are any of you going
to play World of Warcraft on a Player vs. Player server?

MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS

The winner is...THE BIG-8 MANAGEMENT BOARD!

16 votes Big-8 Management Board
06 votes Saucerheads of alt.astronomy

Congratulations a second time, B8MBies! Your shared delusions of power
and importance, in addition to your imperviousness to legitimate
criticism, have catapulted you back into this office over its longtime
repeat tenants, the Saucerheads. I'd wish you a long term in office,
but you might take that to mean something else entirely.

This concludes the announcement of the winners of the October 2007
Usenet Kook Awards. Twenty-seven people submitted twenty-seven ballots.
One of these was a flame submission from a disenfranchised notorious
net.kook. Fluffy appreciated the new filler in his litter box.
Consequently, twenty-six ballots were deemed valid and counted.

See you all next month, when Christmas shopping should be in full swing
all over the English-speaking world. Until then, enjoy and all hail
Ming, Bob, and Fluffy!

And now, a special recessional in honor of this month's big w(h)inner--
Bill ------, who still thinks he's Superman, when in reality he's merely
Bizarro.

<music>
"Adventures of Superman Season One Opening Credits"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=p0B1ufyXOds
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--
The Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of AUK
http://www.caballista.org/auk/index.html

 

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@caballista.org> wrote in
news:fhbpqe$j9l$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

>
> 05 votes Bill ------
>



Well done there Billy. always had faith in you.

Bertie

 

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@caballista.org> wrote in
news:fhbpqe$j9l$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

>
> 05 votes Bill ------
>



Well done there Billy. always had faith in you.

Bertie

 

11.13.07***************Stephen Paul Vanier....................

You notice how these chickenshit back stabbing jerkoffs used this form
to really do a conspiracy number on me. You notice how they just
backed off.

They had Stephen Paul Vanier with 600 votes for Kook of the year and
they
were posting them over and over so anyone that looked up my name would
see 600 negative posts about me. That was some chickenshit deal.

Any of you cowards have anything to say about getting together and
figuring out
that move on me?

I notice my name is now not in your file of ******** to ruin if you
can????

Remember what Liz Taylor said, "All news is good news." For me, but
not for you.

 

11.13.07***************Stephen Paul Vanier....................

You notice how these chickenshit back stabbing jerkoffs used this form
to really do a conspiracy number on me. You notice how they just
backed off.

They had Stephen Paul Vanier with 600 votes for Kook of the year and
they
were posting them over and over so anyone that looked up my name would
see 600 negative posts about me. That was some chickenshit deal.

Any of you cowards have anything to say about getting together and
figuring out
that move on me?

I notice my name is now not in your file of ******** to ruin if you
can????

Remember what Liz Taylor said, "All news is good news." For me, but
not for you.

 

"Man in Black" <mdetail0037@yahoo.com> wrote in
message
news:1194978994.266710.111520@i38g2000prf.googlegr oups.com...
> 11.13.07***************Stephen Paul
Vanier....................
>
> You notice how these chickenshit back stabbing
jerkoffs used this form
> to really do a conspiracy number on me. You
notice how they just
> backed off.
>
> They had Stephen Paul Vanier with 600 votes for
Kook of the year and
> they
> were posting them over and over so anyone that
looked up my name would
> see 600 negative posts about me. That was some
chickenshit deal.
>
> Any of you cowards have anything to say about
getting together and
> figuring out
> that move on me?
>
> I notice my name is now not in your file of
******** to ruin if you
> can????

Miss Pinky Sue Lamb will get to you when she can.
She just under went surgery to become a woman and
is in recovery.

Number One

 

"Man in Black" <mdetail0037@yahoo.com> wrote in
message
news:1194978994.266710.111520@i38g2000prf.googlegr oups.com...
> 11.13.07***************Stephen Paul
Vanier....................
>
> You notice how these chickenshit back stabbing
jerkoffs used this form
> to really do a conspiracy number on me. You
notice how they just
> backed off.
>
> They had Stephen Paul Vanier with 600 votes for
Kook of the year and
> they
> were posting them over and over so anyone that
looked up my name would
> see 600 negative posts about me. That was some
chickenshit deal.
>
> Any of you cowards have anything to say about
getting together and
> figuring out
> that move on me?
>
> I notice my name is now not in your file of
******** to ruin if you
> can????

Miss Pinky Sue Lamb will get to you when she can.
She just under went surgery to become a woman and
is in recovery.

Number One

 

There you go again, the little Psychopath, jealous, REALLY JEALOUS,
over the fact that I once own a '37 Lasalle, ranting over my documents,
possessions, successes, manliness, Super Southern California surfer body,
Christian family, and name. What a jealous little draft dodging senile
coward from 12.205.158.32 AT&T WorldNet Services ATT, Mediacom
Communications Corp MEDIACOMCC-12-205-156-0-GULF-BREEZE-Florida, that of
course, I killed, now it's 12-202-247-159.client.mchsi.com New Albany,
Indiana asylum. now's it's back in 12-202-247-159.client.mchsi.com Navarre,
Florida: http://----------.com/temp/24wimp.jpg It doesn't have a DD214, it
had to have served our country for that. Who's only way to get attention is
to make a fool of its self, with its goat obsession/fetish, where it writes
via remailers, to no one's surprise. Like when the other kids laughed at its
attempt to use foul language in elementary school play grounds, but its just
gibberish. Too senile to remember what he last wrote, like the rest of
Florida. You remind me of a little rat dog, like a Mexican Chiwawa with its
senseless barking it's rabid head off, me too, me too. And is too afraid to
use your name, address, or even sign your statement as any man would,
totally worthless!
Posted pornography at: news:0u7g43dkje4pdkqi07hl66s8kpifo564k1@4ax.com
As a member of the moral majority I know what ---- is when I see it!
But now worth the time to forward this low life to: abuse@mchsi.com,
fraud@mchsi.com, fraud@4AX.COM, abuse@aioe.org, admin@***.net,
abuse@teranews.com for forgery.
I thought your attacks were just personal disagreements, but with
passing of my country's Independents Day, I realize these attacks are
stemming from my love of God and America, and that's what you've been doing
all along is declaring your hatred for the United States of America, with
each declaration of my signature, but just too cowardly to be a ---------.
It's America, love it, or leave it, so get the f*ck out!
Considering the source, which you're a habitual lair, so these plus your
other accusations would be thrown out of court.
When are you going to take responsibility for yourself, and become a
man??????????
People that follow astrology, know the traits you have listed are a
hundred eighty out from any Capricorn.
Forwarded to: alt.binaries.pictures.autos, alt.binaries.automobile.pictures
groups so they may to see what an a**hole you really are!!!!!
Is this what your Psychologist wrote about you? They don't fit any
Capricorn, sounds like a spoil Leo.
You're a LIAR and never been in the Service much less Vietnam, as you
suggest!!!!!
If you think I'm a Psycho, then report me to my friends at the San Diego
Sheriffs Department.
I'm just really curious as to who you think will believe you over any
man responsible enough to list his name and address here and in every place
I know of????? All you can do is lie, as most everything you have said
contradicts it's self.
You know what they say, once a ------ coward, always a ------ coward.
I won't give up until traitors like you are gone from these groups I
participate and see you've pretty well killed this group I will devote my
life to reminding your groups who you are!!!!!!!
I would appreciate the name and address of these trolls, Square Wheel:
S0106000ea6ba70e7.vn.shawcable.net 24.86.24.251 intrepidator@shaw.ca and
24bit:
12.205.158.32 AT&T WorldNet Services ATT Mediacom Communications Corp. I
will keep your name in confidence, kindly email -------------------- or
LW------@------.net
Sincerely,
Llewellyn W. (Bill) ------ III
You're not fooling anyone, ------! You need to get back in the hospital
before you hurt yourself or someone else.
Oh, and thanks for keeping my fight against troll/******* like you at
the top of your groups! :-)
The only reason you write me is to try to put down my friends and my
Lord Jesus Christ. Well try as you may you're not strong enough for that,
coward.
BTW I put up a couple more of my friends cars for you to be jealous of.
:-)
I happen to know you've been locked in a rubber room, laced in a
straight jacket. Time for lights out at your insane asylum again.
Fortunately it is against the law for you to own a firearm.
There you go with that psychopathic goat obsession/fetish, that only
******* like would think of.
That's what I've said, it's common knowledge you're a schizophrenic
------.
Hehehe I've got your user name blocked over at: Motzarella, ***, and
soon the world of servers.
What are you babbling about?????
And you think the news members won't recognize your girlie writing, and
see your user names, as fake as you.
I used to pity retarded people like you, now you just make me
laugh!!!!!!
You pathetic little schizophrenic psychopath, you make me laugh the way
a girlie, ------ writes, it gives me a feeling of extreme superiority!
<ROTFLMAO>
And you think the news members won't catch on and be able to see your
pursuing *** names, as fake as you.
More jealous foul mouth girlie maricón acosador gibberish/babbling.
My service is well documented at: http://www.----------.com/ARMY.htm It
is you that has the dishonorable discharge, you're a coward.

All you little schizophrenic psychopath 24wimp:
http://www.----------.com/temp/24wimpIndiana.jpg liars having as much fun as
I'm having forwarding your groups?
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/


"Bertie the Bunyip" <Sn@rt.1> wrote in message
news:Xns99E789D481A10pissupropeeh@207.14.116.130.. .
>
>
>
> Well done there Billy. always had faith in you.
>
> Bertie

 

There you go again, the little Psychopath, jealous, REALLY JEALOUS,
over the fact that I once own a '37 Lasalle, ranting over my documents,
possessions, successes, manliness, Super Southern California surfer body,
Christian family, and name. What a jealous little draft dodging senile
coward from 12.205.158.32 AT&T WorldNet Services ATT, Mediacom
Communications Corp MEDIACOMCC-12-205-156-0-GULF-BREEZE-Florida, that of
course, I killed, now it's 12-202-247-159.client.mchsi.com New Albany,
Indiana asylum. now's it's back in 12-202-247-159.client.mchsi.com Navarre,
Florida: http://----------.com/temp/24wimp.jpg It doesn't have a DD214, it
had to have served our country for that. Who's only way to get attention is
to make a fool of its self, with its goat obsession/fetish, where it writes
via remailers, to no one's surprise. Like when the other kids laughed at its
attempt to use foul language in elementary school play grounds, but its just
gibberish. Too senile to remember what he last wrote, like the rest of
Florida. You remind me of a little rat dog, like a Mexican Chiwawa with its
senseless barking it's rabid head off, me too, me too. And is too afraid to
use your name, address, or even sign your statement as any man would,
totally worthless!
Posted pornography at: news:0u7g43dkje4pdkqi07hl66s8kpifo564k1@4ax.com
As a member of the moral majority I know what ---- is when I see it!
But now worth the time to forward this low life to: abuse@mchsi.com,
fraud@mchsi.com, fraud@4AX.COM, abuse@aioe.org, admin@***.net,
abuse@teranews.com for forgery.
I thought your attacks were just personal disagreements, but with
passing of my country's Independents Day, I realize these attacks are
stemming from my love of God and America, and that's what you've been doing
all along is declaring your hatred for the United States of America, with
each declaration of my signature, but just too cowardly to be a ---------.
It's America, love it, or leave it, so get the f*ck out!
Considering the source, which you're a habitual lair, so these plus your
other accusations would be thrown out of court.
When are you going to take responsibility for yourself, and become a
man??????????
People that follow astrology, know the traits you have listed are a
hundred eighty out from any Capricorn.
Forwarded to: alt.binaries.pictures.autos, alt.binaries.automobile.pictures
groups so they may to see what an a**hole you really are!!!!!
Is this what your Psychologist wrote about you? They don't fit any
Capricorn, sounds like a spoil Leo.
You're a LIAR and never been in the Service much less Vietnam, as you
suggest!!!!!
If you think I'm a Psycho, then report me to my friends at the San Diego
Sheriffs Department.
I'm just really curious as to who you think will believe you over any
man responsible enough to list his name and address here and in every place
I know of????? All you can do is lie, as most everything you have said
contradicts it's self.
You know what they say, once a ------ coward, always a ------ coward.
I won't give up until traitors like you are gone from these groups I
participate and see you've pretty well killed this group I will devote my
life to reminding your groups who you are!!!!!!!
I would appreciate the name and address of these trolls, Square Wheel:
S0106000ea6ba70e7.vn.shawcable.net 24.86.24.251 intrepidator@shaw.ca and
24bit:
12.205.158.32 AT&T WorldNet Services ATT Mediacom Communications Corp. I
will keep your name in confidence, kindly email -------------------- or
LW------@------.net
Sincerely,
Llewellyn W. (Bill) ------ III
You're not fooling anyone, ------! You need to get back in the hospital
before you hurt yourself or someone else.
Oh, and thanks for keeping my fight against troll/******* like you at
the top of your groups! :-)
The only reason you write me is to try to put down my friends and my
Lord Jesus Christ. Well try as you may you're not strong enough for that,
coward.
BTW I put up a couple more of my friends cars for you to be jealous of.
:-)
I happen to know you've been locked in a rubber room, laced in a
straight jacket. Time for lights out at your insane asylum again.
Fortunately it is against the law for you to own a firearm.
There you go with that psychopathic goat obsession/fetish, that only
******* like would think of.
That's what I've said, it's common knowledge you're a schizophrenic
------.
Hehehe I've got your user name blocked over at: Motzarella, ***, and
soon the world of servers.
What are you babbling about?????
And you think the news members won't recognize your girlie writing, and
see your user names, as fake as you.
I used to pity retarded people like you, now you just make me
laugh!!!!!!
You pathetic little schizophrenic psychopath, you make me laugh the way
a girlie, ------ writes, it gives me a feeling of extreme superiority!
<ROTFLMAO>
And you think the news members won't catch on and be able to see your
pursuing *** names, as fake as you.
More jealous foul mouth girlie maricón acosador gibberish/babbling.
My service is well documented at: http://www.----------.com/ARMY.htm It
is you that has the dishonorable discharge, you're a coward.

All you little schizophrenic psychopath 24wimp:
http://www.----------.com/temp/24wimpIndiana.jpg liars having as much fun as
I'm having forwarding your groups?
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/


"Bertie the Bunyip" <Sn@rt.1> wrote in message
news:Xns99E789D481A10pissupropeeh@207.14.116.130.. .
>
>
>
> Well done there Billy. always had faith in you.
>
> Bertie

 

"L.W. \(Bill\) ------ III" <LWBill------@------.net> wrote in
news:t4OdnbvL2vkei6fanZ2dnUVZ_qelnZ2d@giganews.com :



Slerp



>
> "Bertie the Bunyip" <Sn@rt.1> wrote in message
> news:Xns99E789D481A10pissupropeeh@207.14.116.130.. .
>>
>>
>>
>> Well done there Billy. always had faith in you.
>>
>> Bertie
>
>
>
>