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WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2007
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"20th Century Fox Fanfare" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z54ynmUPZ5c </music> The time has come to announce the winners of the October 2007 Usenet Kook Awards. Envelopes, please! *drumroll* KOOK OF THE MONTH The winner is...ZANTHIUS AKA DR. DRUGGIE! 10 votes Zanthius AKA Dr. Druggie 06 votes Ernie Primeau 01 votes Neither of the above Congratulations, InZany! Your insistence that you're an alien and that you're looking forward to the extinction of humanity were wonderful qualifications for this award. Getting in a fight with Alexa, one of the few people who might actually believe you, didn't hurt your chances either. CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH The winner is...CHIEF THRACIAN! 11 votes Chief Thracian 03 votes Petey of alt.folklore.ghost-stories 02 votes The poster last in PDX in 2003 00 votes None of the above Congratulations, Chief! Your whining about trolls to AUK, then threatening to netcop the people who were trying to give you a clue made you a runaway winner. COWARD OF THE MONTH The winner is...BILL ------! 15 votes Bill ------ 05 votes Raymond Karczewski 01 votes Neither of the above Congratulations, Bizarro! For the second time in three months your threats of inflicting real-life harm on your online opponents for words on a screen have earned you this award. Good thing for those who wish to recognize other deserving individuals that you can only win this award once more between now and next August. JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ---- PINEAPPLE AWARD The winner is...BILL ------! 15 votes Bill ------ 06 votes Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt 01 votes Neither of the above Congratulations again, Bizarro! There is a reason why the "Bill ------ 'Golden Goat Testicle of Nonsense'" was the runner-up for an award recognizing "a pattern of stupidity, idiocy, moronism, silliness, cretinism and general kookery"and this month you demonstrated that reason in spades! PALMJOB PADDLE The winner is...JIM RILEY! 12 votes Jim Riley 10 votes Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt 00 votes Neither of the above Congratulations, Jim! Not only were your efforts to suck up to the Big- 8 Management Board mocked by the B8MBies' critics, they were rebuffed by the Board itself. So, are you going to bend over again in front of news.groups this month and say, "Thank you, sir. May I have another?" TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD The winner is...MICHAEL "HOWDY/TRUMPET OF THE LORD" SCHMIDT! 10 votes Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt 07 votes Babaloonie posting as nuke lalouche addington 01 votes Neither of the above Congratulations, Howdy! This has been an epic exercise in attention seeking for you this month, beginning with your meltdown over the deletion of your vanity Wikipedia article (it wasn't any of your USENET enemies; it was the Wikipedia editing team, who think you're just not notable enough), continuing through your k'lame that one of your accounts was hacked (it wasn't; someone merely spoofed your address), and climaxing with your advertising a vintage horn in the face of massive mocking. With all that, it's no surprise that you defeated a mission poster who has been melting down on AUK nonstop for the past two years. VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD The winner is...ZANTHIUS AKA DR. DRUGGIE! 18 votes YES 00 votes NO Congratulations again, InZany! While it was your heterodox ideas about the cosmic redshift that earned you the nomination for this award, your other scientific eccentricities certainly helped make you a unanimous winner. GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY The winner is...BILL ------! 21 votes YES 00 votes NO Congratulations a final time, Bizarro! Your crusade to have Databasix suffer a USENET Death Penalty certainly /looked/ like it was a rousing success--for one day. Too bad it was merely Gary moving over to a new server. SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART The winner is...TIM "THREE ------- WEEKS" THORNE! 17 votes Tim "Three ------- Weeks" Thorne 05 votes Bill ------ 00 votes Neither of the above Congratulations, Dimmy! Posting a poll to determine that you pwned Aratzio in a lame war was a real effective tactic. Rilly. TAR AND FEATHERS The winner is...THE BIG-8 MANAGEMENT BOARD! 20 votes YES 03 votes NO Congratulations, B8MBies! Your attempts at "obvious group creation" didn't work so well, especially since there was an active alt.* group who didn't think think they needed your help. So, are any of you going to play World of Warcraft on a Player vs. Player server? MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS The winner is...THE BIG-8 MANAGEMENT BOARD! 16 votes Big-8 Management Board 06 votes Saucerheads of alt.astronomy Congratulations a second time, B8MBies! Your shared delusions of power and importance, in addition to your imperviousness to legitimate criticism, have catapulted you back into this office over its longtime repeat tenants, the Saucerheads. I'd wish you a long term in office, but you might take that to mean something else entirely. This concludes the announcement of the winners of the October 2007 Usenet Kook Awards. Twenty-seven people submitted twenty-seven ballots. One of these was a flame submission from a disenfranchised notorious net.kook. Fluffy appreciated the new filler in his litter box. Consequently, twenty-six ballots were deemed valid and counted. See you all next month, when Christmas shopping should be in full swing all over the English-speaking world. Until then, enjoy and all hail Ming, Bob, and Fluffy! And now, a special recessional in honor of this month's big w(h)inner-- Bill ------, who still thinks he's Superman, when in reality he's merely Bizarro. <music> "Adventures of Superman Season One Opening Credits" http://youtube.com/watch?v=p0B1ufyXOds </music> -- The Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of AUK http://www.caballista.org/auk/index.html |
Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2007
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@caballista.org> wrote in
news:fhbpqe$j9l$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com: > > 05 votes Bill ------ > Well done there Billy. always had faith in you. Bertie |
Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2007
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@caballista.org> wrote in
news:fhbpqe$j9l$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com: > > 05 votes Bill ------ > Well done there Billy. always had faith in you. Bertie |
Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2007
11.13.07***************Stephen Paul Vanier....................
You notice how these chickenshit back stabbing jerkoffs used this form to really do a conspiracy number on me. You notice how they just backed off. They had Stephen Paul Vanier with 600 votes for Kook of the year and they were posting them over and over so anyone that looked up my name would see 600 negative posts about me. That was some chickenshit deal. Any of you cowards have anything to say about getting together and figuring out that move on me? I notice my name is now not in your file of assholes to ruin if you can???? Remember what Liz Taylor said, "All news is good news." For me, but not for you. |
Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2007
11.13.07***************Stephen Paul Vanier....................
You notice how these chickenshit back stabbing jerkoffs used this form to really do a conspiracy number on me. You notice how they just backed off. They had Stephen Paul Vanier with 600 votes for Kook of the year and they were posting them over and over so anyone that looked up my name would see 600 negative posts about me. That was some chickenshit deal. Any of you cowards have anything to say about getting together and figuring out that move on me? I notice my name is now not in your file of assholes to ruin if you can???? Remember what Liz Taylor said, "All news is good news." For me, but not for you. |
Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2007
"Man in Black" <mdetail0037@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:1194978994.266710.111520@i38g2000prf.googlegr oups.com... > 11.13.07***************Stephen Paul Vanier.................... > > You notice how these chickenshit back stabbing jerkoffs used this form > to really do a conspiracy number on me. You notice how they just > backed off. > > They had Stephen Paul Vanier with 600 votes for Kook of the year and > they > were posting them over and over so anyone that looked up my name would > see 600 negative posts about me. That was some chickenshit deal. > > Any of you cowards have anything to say about getting together and > figuring out > that move on me? > > I notice my name is now not in your file of assholes to ruin if you > can???? Miss Pinky Sue Lamb will get to you when she can. She just under went surgery to become a woman and is in recovery. Number One |
Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2007
"Man in Black" <mdetail0037@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:1194978994.266710.111520@i38g2000prf.googlegr oups.com... > 11.13.07***************Stephen Paul Vanier.................... > > You notice how these chickenshit back stabbing jerkoffs used this form > to really do a conspiracy number on me. You notice how they just > backed off. > > They had Stephen Paul Vanier with 600 votes for Kook of the year and > they > were posting them over and over so anyone that looked up my name would > see 600 negative posts about me. That was some chickenshit deal. > > Any of you cowards have anything to say about getting together and > figuring out > that move on me? > > I notice my name is now not in your file of assholes to ruin if you > can???? Miss Pinky Sue Lamb will get to you when she can. She just under went surgery to become a woman and is in recovery. Number One |
Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2007
There you go again, the little Psychopath, jealous, REALLY JEALOUS,
over the fact that I once own a '37 Lasalle, ranting over my documents, possessions, successes, manliness, Super Southern California surfer body, Christian family, and name. What a jealous little draft dodging senile coward from 12.205.158.32 AT&T WorldNet Services ATT, Mediacom Communications Corp MEDIACOMCC-12-205-156-0-GULF-BREEZE-Florida, that of course, I killed, now it's 12-202-247-159.client.mchsi.com New Albany, Indiana asylum. now's it's back in 12-202-247-159.client.mchsi.com Navarre, Florida: http://----------.com/temp/24wimp.jpg It doesn't have a DD214, it had to have served our country for that. Who's only way to get attention is to make a fool of its self, with its goat obsession/fetish, where it writes via remailers, to no one's surprise. Like when the other kids laughed at its attempt to use foul language in elementary school play grounds, but its just gibberish. Too senile to remember what he last wrote, like the rest of Florida. You remind me of a little rat dog, like a Mexican Chiwawa with its senseless barking it's rabid head off, me too, me too. And is too afraid to use your name, address, or even sign your statement as any man would, totally worthless! Posted pornography at: news:0u7g43dkje4pdkqi07hl66s8kpifo564k1@4ax.com As a member of the moral majority I know what ---- is when I see it! But now worth the time to forward this low life to: abuse@mchsi.com, fraud@mchsi.com, fraud@4AX.COM, abuse@aioe.org, admin@cox.net, abuse@teranews.com for forgery. I thought your attacks were just personal disagreements, but with passing of my country's Independents Day, I realize these attacks are stemming from my love of God and America, and that's what you've been doing all along is declaring your hatred for the United States of America, with each declaration of my signature, but just too cowardly to be a ---------. It's America, love it, or leave it, so get the f*ck out! Considering the source, which you're a habitual lair, so these plus your other accusations would be thrown out of court. When are you going to take responsibility for yourself, and become a man?????????? People that follow astrology, know the traits you have listed are a hundred eighty out from any Capricorn. Forwarded to: alt.binaries.pictures.autos, alt.binaries.automobile.pictures groups so they may to see what an a**hole you really are!!!!! Is this what your Psychologist wrote about you? They don't fit any Capricorn, sounds like a spoil Leo. You're a LIAR and never been in the Service much less Vietnam, as you suggest!!!!! If you think I'm a Psycho, then report me to my friends at the San Diego Sheriffs Department. I'm just really curious as to who you think will believe you over any man responsible enough to list his name and address here and in every place I know of????? All you can do is lie, as most everything you have said contradicts it's self. You know what they say, once a ------ coward, always a ------ coward. I won't give up until traitors like you are gone from these groups I participate and see you've pretty well killed this group I will devote my life to reminding your groups who you are!!!!!!! I would appreciate the name and address of these trolls, Square Wheel: S0106000ea6ba70e7.vn.shawcable.net 24.86.24.251 intrepidator@shaw.ca and 24bit: 12.205.158.32 AT&T WorldNet Services ATT Mediacom Communications Corp. I will keep your name in confidence, kindly email -------------------- or LW------@------.net Sincerely, Llewellyn W. (Bill) ------ III You're not fooling anyone, ------! You need to get back in the hospital before you hurt yourself or someone else. Oh, and thanks for keeping my fight against troll/faggots like you at the top of your groups! :-) The only reason you write me is to try to put down my friends and my Lord Jesus Christ. Well try as you may you're not strong enough for that, coward. BTW I put up a couple more of my friends cars for you to be jealous of. :-) I happen to know you've been locked in a rubber room, laced in a straight jacket. Time for lights out at your insane asylum again. Fortunately it is against the law for you to own a firearm. There you go with that psychopathic goat obsession/fetish, that only faggots like would think of. That's what I've said, it's common knowledge you're a schizophrenic ------. Hehehe I've got your user name blocked over at: Motzarella, COX, and soon the world of servers. What are you babbling about????? And you think the news members won't recognize your girlie writing, and see your user names, as fake as you. I used to pity retarded people like you, now you just make me laugh!!!!!! You pathetic little schizophrenic psychopath, you make me laugh the way a girlie, ------ writes, it gives me a feeling of extreme superiority! <ROTFLMAO> And you think the news members won't catch on and be able to see your pursuing fag names, as fake as you. More jealous foul mouth girlie maricón acosador gibberish/babbling. My service is well documented at: http://www.----------.com/ARMY.htm It is you that has the dishonorable discharge, you're a coward. All you little schizophrenic psychopath 24wimp: http://www.----------.com/temp/24wimpIndiana.jpg liars having as much fun as I'm having forwarding your groups? God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/ "Bertie the Bunyip" <Sn@rt.1> wrote in message news:Xns99E789D481A10pissupropeeh@207.14.116.130.. . > > > > Well done there Billy. always had faith in you. > > Bertie |
Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2007
There you go again, the little Psychopath, jealous, REALLY JEALOUS,
over the fact that I once own a '37 Lasalle, ranting over my documents, possessions, successes, manliness, Super Southern California surfer body, Christian family, and name. What a jealous little draft dodging senile coward from 12.205.158.32 AT&T WorldNet Services ATT, Mediacom Communications Corp MEDIACOMCC-12-205-156-0-GULF-BREEZE-Florida, that of course, I killed, now it's 12-202-247-159.client.mchsi.com New Albany, Indiana asylum. now's it's back in 12-202-247-159.client.mchsi.com Navarre, Florida: http://----------.com/temp/24wimp.jpg It doesn't have a DD214, it had to have served our country for that. Who's only way to get attention is to make a fool of its self, with its goat obsession/fetish, where it writes via remailers, to no one's surprise. Like when the other kids laughed at its attempt to use foul language in elementary school play grounds, but its just gibberish. Too senile to remember what he last wrote, like the rest of Florida. You remind me of a little rat dog, like a Mexican Chiwawa with its senseless barking it's rabid head off, me too, me too. And is too afraid to use your name, address, or even sign your statement as any man would, totally worthless! Posted pornography at: news:0u7g43dkje4pdkqi07hl66s8kpifo564k1@4ax.com As a member of the moral majority I know what ---- is when I see it! But now worth the time to forward this low life to: abuse@mchsi.com, fraud@mchsi.com, fraud@4AX.COM, abuse@aioe.org, admin@cox.net, abuse@teranews.com for forgery. I thought your attacks were just personal disagreements, but with passing of my country's Independents Day, I realize these attacks are stemming from my love of God and America, and that's what you've been doing all along is declaring your hatred for the United States of America, with each declaration of my signature, but just too cowardly to be a ---------. It's America, love it, or leave it, so get the f*ck out! Considering the source, which you're a habitual lair, so these plus your other accusations would be thrown out of court. When are you going to take responsibility for yourself, and become a man?????????? People that follow astrology, know the traits you have listed are a hundred eighty out from any Capricorn. Forwarded to: alt.binaries.pictures.autos, alt.binaries.automobile.pictures groups so they may to see what an a**hole you really are!!!!! Is this what your Psychologist wrote about you? They don't fit any Capricorn, sounds like a spoil Leo. You're a LIAR and never been in the Service much less Vietnam, as you suggest!!!!! If you think I'm a Psycho, then report me to my friends at the San Diego Sheriffs Department. I'm just really curious as to who you think will believe you over any man responsible enough to list his name and address here and in every place I know of????? All you can do is lie, as most everything you have said contradicts it's self. You know what they say, once a ------ coward, always a ------ coward. I won't give up until traitors like you are gone from these groups I participate and see you've pretty well killed this group I will devote my life to reminding your groups who you are!!!!!!! I would appreciate the name and address of these trolls, Square Wheel: S0106000ea6ba70e7.vn.shawcable.net 24.86.24.251 intrepidator@shaw.ca and 24bit: 12.205.158.32 AT&T WorldNet Services ATT Mediacom Communications Corp. I will keep your name in confidence, kindly email -------------------- or LW------@------.net Sincerely, Llewellyn W. (Bill) ------ III You're not fooling anyone, ------! You need to get back in the hospital before you hurt yourself or someone else. Oh, and thanks for keeping my fight against troll/faggots like you at the top of your groups! :-) The only reason you write me is to try to put down my friends and my Lord Jesus Christ. Well try as you may you're not strong enough for that, coward. BTW I put up a couple more of my friends cars for you to be jealous of. :-) I happen to know you've been locked in a rubber room, laced in a straight jacket. Time for lights out at your insane asylum again. Fortunately it is against the law for you to own a firearm. There you go with that psychopathic goat obsession/fetish, that only faggots like would think of. That's what I've said, it's common knowledge you're a schizophrenic ------. Hehehe I've got your user name blocked over at: Motzarella, COX, and soon the world of servers. What are you babbling about????? And you think the news members won't recognize your girlie writing, and see your user names, as fake as you. I used to pity retarded people like you, now you just make me laugh!!!!!! You pathetic little schizophrenic psychopath, you make me laugh the way a girlie, ------ writes, it gives me a feeling of extreme superiority! <ROTFLMAO> And you think the news members won't catch on and be able to see your pursuing fag names, as fake as you. More jealous foul mouth girlie maricón acosador gibberish/babbling. My service is well documented at: http://www.----------.com/ARMY.htm It is you that has the dishonorable discharge, you're a coward. All you little schizophrenic psychopath 24wimp: http://www.----------.com/temp/24wimpIndiana.jpg liars having as much fun as I'm having forwarding your groups? God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/ "Bertie the Bunyip" <Sn@rt.1> wrote in message news:Xns99E789D481A10pissupropeeh@207.14.116.130.. . > > > > Well done there Billy. always had faith in you. > > Bertie |
Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2007
"L.W. \(Bill\) ------ III" <LWBill------@------.net> wrote in
news:t4OdnbvL2vkei6fanZ2dnUVZ_qelnZ2d@giganews.com : Slerp > > "Bertie the Bunyip" <Sn@rt.1> wrote in message > news:Xns99E789D481A10pissupropeeh@207.14.116.130.. . >> >> >> >> Well done there Billy. always had faith in you. >> >> Bertie > > > > |
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