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Re: Preferred language of the EU
Now that's funny.
"Billy Ray" <Billy_Ray@SPAMfuse.net> wrote in message
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> The European Union commissioners have announced that
> agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred
> language for European communications, rather than German,
> which was the other possibility. As part of the
> negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English
> spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a
> five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish
> (Euro for short).
>
> European officials have often pointed out that English
> spelling is unnecessarily difficult -- for example, cough,
> plough, rough, through and thorough. What is clearly needed
> is a phased program of changes to iron out these anomalies.
> The program would, of course, be administered by a committee
> staff at top level by participating nations.
>
> In the first year, for example, the committee would suggest
> using 's' instead of the soft 'c'. Sertainly, sivil servants
> in all sities would resieve this news with joy. Then the
> hard 'c' could be replaced by 'k' sinse both letters are
> pronounsed alike. Not only would this klear up konfusion in
> the minds of klerikal workers, but typewriters kould be made
> with one less letter.
>
> There would be growing enthusiasm when in the sekond year,
> it kould be announsed that the troublesome 'ph' would
> henseforth be written 'f'. This would make words like
> 'fotograf' twenty persent shorter in print.
>
> In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan
> be expekted to reash the stage where more komplikated
> shanges are possible. Governments would enkourage the
> removal of double letters, which have always been a deterent
> to akurate speling.
>
> We would al agre that the horible mes of silent 'e's in the
> languag is disgrasful. Therfor we kould drop thes and
> kontinu to read and writ as though nothing had hapend. By
> this tim it would be four years sins the skem began and
> peopl would be reseptive to steps sutsh as replasing 'th' by
> 'z'. Perhaps zen ze funktion of 'w' kould be taken on by
> 'v', vitsh is, after al, half a 'w'. Shortly after zis, ze
> unesesary 'o kould be dropd from words kontaining 'ou'.
> Similar arguments vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations
> of leters.
>
> Kontinuing zis proses yer after yer, ve vud eventuli hav a
> reli sensibl riten styl. After tventi yers zer vud be no mor
> trubls, difikultis and evrivun vud fin it ezi tu understand
> ech ozer. Ze drems of ze Guvermnt vud finali hav kum tru.
>
> Received from Carrie Burroughs.
>
> "Tom Greening" <tgreen@yohmama.com> wrote in message
> news:yHmdf.201683$lI5.48407@tornado.ohiordc.rr.com ...
>>
>> "Coasty" <uscg_retSPOOGE@comcast.net> wrote in message
>> news:r9udncaWztg4SejenZ2dnUVZ_sSdnZ2d@comcast.com. ..
>>> Here in MD the legislature is pushing through a bill to make English the
>>> official language, I thought it was. Sort of an oxymoron don't you
>>> think.
>>> It has a real good chance of passing the poles show 78% of marylanders
>>> concur.
>>>
>>> --
>>
>
>
"Billy Ray" <Billy_Ray@SPAMfuse.net> wrote in message
news:89ea3$43760f6e$4831b233$11829@FUSE.NET...
> The European Union commissioners have announced that
> agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred
> language for European communications, rather than German,
> which was the other possibility. As part of the
> negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English
> spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a
> five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish
> (Euro for short).
>
> European officials have often pointed out that English
> spelling is unnecessarily difficult -- for example, cough,
> plough, rough, through and thorough. What is clearly needed
> is a phased program of changes to iron out these anomalies.
> The program would, of course, be administered by a committee
> staff at top level by participating nations.
>
> In the first year, for example, the committee would suggest
> using 's' instead of the soft 'c'. Sertainly, sivil servants
> in all sities would resieve this news with joy. Then the
> hard 'c' could be replaced by 'k' sinse both letters are
> pronounsed alike. Not only would this klear up konfusion in
> the minds of klerikal workers, but typewriters kould be made
> with one less letter.
>
> There would be growing enthusiasm when in the sekond year,
> it kould be announsed that the troublesome 'ph' would
> henseforth be written 'f'. This would make words like
> 'fotograf' twenty persent shorter in print.
>
> In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan
> be expekted to reash the stage where more komplikated
> shanges are possible. Governments would enkourage the
> removal of double letters, which have always been a deterent
> to akurate speling.
>
> We would al agre that the horible mes of silent 'e's in the
> languag is disgrasful. Therfor we kould drop thes and
> kontinu to read and writ as though nothing had hapend. By
> this tim it would be four years sins the skem began and
> peopl would be reseptive to steps sutsh as replasing 'th' by
> 'z'. Perhaps zen ze funktion of 'w' kould be taken on by
> 'v', vitsh is, after al, half a 'w'. Shortly after zis, ze
> unesesary 'o kould be dropd from words kontaining 'ou'.
> Similar arguments vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations
> of leters.
>
> Kontinuing zis proses yer after yer, ve vud eventuli hav a
> reli sensibl riten styl. After tventi yers zer vud be no mor
> trubls, difikultis and evrivun vud fin it ezi tu understand
> ech ozer. Ze drems of ze Guvermnt vud finali hav kum tru.
>
> Received from Carrie Burroughs.
>
> "Tom Greening" <tgreen@yohmama.com> wrote in message
> news:yHmdf.201683$lI5.48407@tornado.ohiordc.rr.com ...
>>
>> "Coasty" <uscg_retSPOOGE@comcast.net> wrote in message
>> news:r9udncaWztg4SejenZ2dnUVZ_sSdnZ2d@comcast.com. ..
>>> Here in MD the legislature is pushing through a bill to make English the
>>> official language, I thought it was. Sort of an oxymoron don't you
>>> think.
>>> It has a real good chance of passing the poles show 78% of marylanders
>>> concur.
>>>
>>> --
>>
>
>
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Re: Preferred language of the EU
Now that's funny.
"Billy Ray" <Billy_Ray@SPAMfuse.net> wrote in message
news:89ea3$43760f6e$4831b233$11829@FUSE.NET...
> The European Union commissioners have announced that
> agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred
> language for European communications, rather than German,
> which was the other possibility. As part of the
> negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English
> spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a
> five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish
> (Euro for short).
>
> European officials have often pointed out that English
> spelling is unnecessarily difficult -- for example, cough,
> plough, rough, through and thorough. What is clearly needed
> is a phased program of changes to iron out these anomalies.
> The program would, of course, be administered by a committee
> staff at top level by participating nations.
>
> In the first year, for example, the committee would suggest
> using 's' instead of the soft 'c'. Sertainly, sivil servants
> in all sities would resieve this news with joy. Then the
> hard 'c' could be replaced by 'k' sinse both letters are
> pronounsed alike. Not only would this klear up konfusion in
> the minds of klerikal workers, but typewriters kould be made
> with one less letter.
>
> There would be growing enthusiasm when in the sekond year,
> it kould be announsed that the troublesome 'ph' would
> henseforth be written 'f'. This would make words like
> 'fotograf' twenty persent shorter in print.
>
> In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan
> be expekted to reash the stage where more komplikated
> shanges are possible. Governments would enkourage the
> removal of double letters, which have always been a deterent
> to akurate speling.
>
> We would al agre that the horible mes of silent 'e's in the
> languag is disgrasful. Therfor we kould drop thes and
> kontinu to read and writ as though nothing had hapend. By
> this tim it would be four years sins the skem began and
> peopl would be reseptive to steps sutsh as replasing 'th' by
> 'z'. Perhaps zen ze funktion of 'w' kould be taken on by
> 'v', vitsh is, after al, half a 'w'. Shortly after zis, ze
> unesesary 'o kould be dropd from words kontaining 'ou'.
> Similar arguments vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations
> of leters.
>
> Kontinuing zis proses yer after yer, ve vud eventuli hav a
> reli sensibl riten styl. After tventi yers zer vud be no mor
> trubls, difikultis and evrivun vud fin it ezi tu understand
> ech ozer. Ze drems of ze Guvermnt vud finali hav kum tru.
>
> Received from Carrie Burroughs.
>
> "Tom Greening" <tgreen@yohmama.com> wrote in message
> news:yHmdf.201683$lI5.48407@tornado.ohiordc.rr.com ...
>>
>> "Coasty" <uscg_retSPOOGE@comcast.net> wrote in message
>> news:r9udncaWztg4SejenZ2dnUVZ_sSdnZ2d@comcast.com. ..
>>> Here in MD the legislature is pushing through a bill to make English the
>>> official language, I thought it was. Sort of an oxymoron don't you
>>> think.
>>> It has a real good chance of passing the poles show 78% of marylanders
>>> concur.
>>>
>>> --
>>
>
>
"Billy Ray" <Billy_Ray@SPAMfuse.net> wrote in message
news:89ea3$43760f6e$4831b233$11829@FUSE.NET...
> The European Union commissioners have announced that
> agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred
> language for European communications, rather than German,
> which was the other possibility. As part of the
> negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English
> spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a
> five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish
> (Euro for short).
>
> European officials have often pointed out that English
> spelling is unnecessarily difficult -- for example, cough,
> plough, rough, through and thorough. What is clearly needed
> is a phased program of changes to iron out these anomalies.
> The program would, of course, be administered by a committee
> staff at top level by participating nations.
>
> In the first year, for example, the committee would suggest
> using 's' instead of the soft 'c'. Sertainly, sivil servants
> in all sities would resieve this news with joy. Then the
> hard 'c' could be replaced by 'k' sinse both letters are
> pronounsed alike. Not only would this klear up konfusion in
> the minds of klerikal workers, but typewriters kould be made
> with one less letter.
>
> There would be growing enthusiasm when in the sekond year,
> it kould be announsed that the troublesome 'ph' would
> henseforth be written 'f'. This would make words like
> 'fotograf' twenty persent shorter in print.
>
> In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan
> be expekted to reash the stage where more komplikated
> shanges are possible. Governments would enkourage the
> removal of double letters, which have always been a deterent
> to akurate speling.
>
> We would al agre that the horible mes of silent 'e's in the
> languag is disgrasful. Therfor we kould drop thes and
> kontinu to read and writ as though nothing had hapend. By
> this tim it would be four years sins the skem began and
> peopl would be reseptive to steps sutsh as replasing 'th' by
> 'z'. Perhaps zen ze funktion of 'w' kould be taken on by
> 'v', vitsh is, after al, half a 'w'. Shortly after zis, ze
> unesesary 'o kould be dropd from words kontaining 'ou'.
> Similar arguments vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations
> of leters.
>
> Kontinuing zis proses yer after yer, ve vud eventuli hav a
> reli sensibl riten styl. After tventi yers zer vud be no mor
> trubls, difikultis and evrivun vud fin it ezi tu understand
> ech ozer. Ze drems of ze Guvermnt vud finali hav kum tru.
>
> Received from Carrie Burroughs.
>
> "Tom Greening" <tgreen@yohmama.com> wrote in message
> news:yHmdf.201683$lI5.48407@tornado.ohiordc.rr.com ...
>>
>> "Coasty" <uscg_retSPOOGE@comcast.net> wrote in message
>> news:r9udncaWztg4SejenZ2dnUVZ_sSdnZ2d@comcast.com. ..
>>> Here in MD the legislature is pushing through a bill to make English the
>>> official language, I thought it was. Sort of an oxymoron don't you
>>> think.
>>> It has a real good chance of passing the poles show 78% of marylanders
>>> concur.
>>>
>>> --
>>
>
>
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Re: Preferred language of the EU
Es hat mich in die Hose zu pissen bewegt.
Earle
"Matt Macchiarolo" <matt@nospamplease.com> wrote in message
news:Rb-dncka8_H2geveRVn-jg@comcast.com...
> Now that's funny.
>
> "Billy Ray" <Billy_Ray@SPAMfuse.net> wrote in message
> news:89ea3$43760f6e$4831b233$11829@FUSE.NET...
> > The European Union commissioners have announced that
> > agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred
> > language for European communications, rather than German,
> > which was the other possibility. As part of the
> > negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English
> > spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a
> > five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish
> > (Euro for short).
> >
> > European officials have often pointed out that English
> > spelling is unnecessarily difficult -- for example, cough,
> > plough, rough, through and thorough. What is clearly needed
> > is a phased program of changes to iron out these anomalies.
> > The program would, of course, be administered by a committee
> > staff at top level by participating nations.
> >
> > In the first year, for example, the committee would suggest
> > using 's' instead of the soft 'c'. Sertainly, sivil servants
> > in all sities would resieve this news with joy. Then the
> > hard 'c' could be replaced by 'k' sinse both letters are
> > pronounsed alike. Not only would this klear up konfusion in
> > the minds of klerikal workers, but typewriters kould be made
> > with one less letter.
> >
> > There would be growing enthusiasm when in the sekond year,
> > it kould be announsed that the troublesome 'ph' would
> > henseforth be written 'f'. This would make words like
> > 'fotograf' twenty persent shorter in print.
> >
> > In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan
> > be expekted to reash the stage where more komplikated
> > shanges are possible. Governments would enkourage the
> > removal of double letters, which have always been a deterent
> > to akurate speling.
> >
> > We would al agre that the horible mes of silent 'e's in the
> > languag is disgrasful. Therfor we kould drop thes and
> > kontinu to read and writ as though nothing had hapend. By
> > this tim it would be four years sins the skem began and
> > peopl would be reseptive to steps sutsh as replasing 'th' by
> > 'z'. Perhaps zen ze funktion of 'w' kould be taken on by
> > 'v', vitsh is, after al, half a 'w'. Shortly after zis, ze
> > unesesary 'o kould be dropd from words kontaining 'ou'.
> > Similar arguments vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations
> > of leters.
> >
> > Kontinuing zis proses yer after yer, ve vud eventuli hav a
> > reli sensibl riten styl. After tventi yers zer vud be no mor
> > trubls, difikultis and evrivun vud fin it ezi tu understand
> > ech ozer. Ze drems of ze Guvermnt vud finali hav kum tru.
> >
> > Received from Carrie Burroughs.
> >
> > "Tom Greening" <tgreen@yohmama.com> wrote in message
> > news:yHmdf.201683$lI5.48407@tornado.ohiordc.rr.com ...
> >>
> >> "Coasty" <uscg_retSPOOGE@comcast.net> wrote in message
> >> news:r9udncaWztg4SejenZ2dnUVZ_sSdnZ2d@comcast.com. ..
> >>> Here in MD the legislature is pushing through a bill to make English
the
> >>> official language, I thought it was. Sort of an oxymoron don't you
> >>> think.
> >>> It has a real good chance of passing the poles show 78% of marylanders
> >>> concur.
> >>>
> >>> --
> >>
> >
> >
>
>
>
Earle
"Matt Macchiarolo" <matt@nospamplease.com> wrote in message
news:Rb-dncka8_H2geveRVn-jg@comcast.com...
> Now that's funny.
>
> "Billy Ray" <Billy_Ray@SPAMfuse.net> wrote in message
> news:89ea3$43760f6e$4831b233$11829@FUSE.NET...
> > The European Union commissioners have announced that
> > agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred
> > language for European communications, rather than German,
> > which was the other possibility. As part of the
> > negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English
> > spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a
> > five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish
> > (Euro for short).
> >
> > European officials have often pointed out that English
> > spelling is unnecessarily difficult -- for example, cough,
> > plough, rough, through and thorough. What is clearly needed
> > is a phased program of changes to iron out these anomalies.
> > The program would, of course, be administered by a committee
> > staff at top level by participating nations.
> >
> > In the first year, for example, the committee would suggest
> > using 's' instead of the soft 'c'. Sertainly, sivil servants
> > in all sities would resieve this news with joy. Then the
> > hard 'c' could be replaced by 'k' sinse both letters are
> > pronounsed alike. Not only would this klear up konfusion in
> > the minds of klerikal workers, but typewriters kould be made
> > with one less letter.
> >
> > There would be growing enthusiasm when in the sekond year,
> > it kould be announsed that the troublesome 'ph' would
> > henseforth be written 'f'. This would make words like
> > 'fotograf' twenty persent shorter in print.
> >
> > In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan
> > be expekted to reash the stage where more komplikated
> > shanges are possible. Governments would enkourage the
> > removal of double letters, which have always been a deterent
> > to akurate speling.
> >
> > We would al agre that the horible mes of silent 'e's in the
> > languag is disgrasful. Therfor we kould drop thes and
> > kontinu to read and writ as though nothing had hapend. By
> > this tim it would be four years sins the skem began and
> > peopl would be reseptive to steps sutsh as replasing 'th' by
> > 'z'. Perhaps zen ze funktion of 'w' kould be taken on by
> > 'v', vitsh is, after al, half a 'w'. Shortly after zis, ze
> > unesesary 'o kould be dropd from words kontaining 'ou'.
> > Similar arguments vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations
> > of leters.
> >
> > Kontinuing zis proses yer after yer, ve vud eventuli hav a
> > reli sensibl riten styl. After tventi yers zer vud be no mor
> > trubls, difikultis and evrivun vud fin it ezi tu understand
> > ech ozer. Ze drems of ze Guvermnt vud finali hav kum tru.
> >
> > Received from Carrie Burroughs.
> >
> > "Tom Greening" <tgreen@yohmama.com> wrote in message
> > news:yHmdf.201683$lI5.48407@tornado.ohiordc.rr.com ...
> >>
> >> "Coasty" <uscg_retSPOOGE@comcast.net> wrote in message
> >> news:r9udncaWztg4SejenZ2dnUVZ_sSdnZ2d@comcast.com. ..
> >>> Here in MD the legislature is pushing through a bill to make English
the
> >>> official language, I thought it was. Sort of an oxymoron don't you
> >>> think.
> >>> It has a real good chance of passing the poles show 78% of marylanders
> >>> concur.
> >>>
> >>> --
> >>
> >
> >
>
>
>
Guest
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Re: Preferred language of the EU
Es hat mich in die Hose zu pissen bewegt.
Earle
"Matt Macchiarolo" <matt@nospamplease.com> wrote in message
news:Rb-dncka8_H2geveRVn-jg@comcast.com...
> Now that's funny.
>
> "Billy Ray" <Billy_Ray@SPAMfuse.net> wrote in message
> news:89ea3$43760f6e$4831b233$11829@FUSE.NET...
> > The European Union commissioners have announced that
> > agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred
> > language for European communications, rather than German,
> > which was the other possibility. As part of the
> > negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English
> > spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a
> > five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish
> > (Euro for short).
> >
> > European officials have often pointed out that English
> > spelling is unnecessarily difficult -- for example, cough,
> > plough, rough, through and thorough. What is clearly needed
> > is a phased program of changes to iron out these anomalies.
> > The program would, of course, be administered by a committee
> > staff at top level by participating nations.
> >
> > In the first year, for example, the committee would suggest
> > using 's' instead of the soft 'c'. Sertainly, sivil servants
> > in all sities would resieve this news with joy. Then the
> > hard 'c' could be replaced by 'k' sinse both letters are
> > pronounsed alike. Not only would this klear up konfusion in
> > the minds of klerikal workers, but typewriters kould be made
> > with one less letter.
> >
> > There would be growing enthusiasm when in the sekond year,
> > it kould be announsed that the troublesome 'ph' would
> > henseforth be written 'f'. This would make words like
> > 'fotograf' twenty persent shorter in print.
> >
> > In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan
> > be expekted to reash the stage where more komplikated
> > shanges are possible. Governments would enkourage the
> > removal of double letters, which have always been a deterent
> > to akurate speling.
> >
> > We would al agre that the horible mes of silent 'e's in the
> > languag is disgrasful. Therfor we kould drop thes and
> > kontinu to read and writ as though nothing had hapend. By
> > this tim it would be four years sins the skem began and
> > peopl would be reseptive to steps sutsh as replasing 'th' by
> > 'z'. Perhaps zen ze funktion of 'w' kould be taken on by
> > 'v', vitsh is, after al, half a 'w'. Shortly after zis, ze
> > unesesary 'o kould be dropd from words kontaining 'ou'.
> > Similar arguments vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations
> > of leters.
> >
> > Kontinuing zis proses yer after yer, ve vud eventuli hav a
> > reli sensibl riten styl. After tventi yers zer vud be no mor
> > trubls, difikultis and evrivun vud fin it ezi tu understand
> > ech ozer. Ze drems of ze Guvermnt vud finali hav kum tru.
> >
> > Received from Carrie Burroughs.
> >
> > "Tom Greening" <tgreen@yohmama.com> wrote in message
> > news:yHmdf.201683$lI5.48407@tornado.ohiordc.rr.com ...
> >>
> >> "Coasty" <uscg_retSPOOGE@comcast.net> wrote in message
> >> news:r9udncaWztg4SejenZ2dnUVZ_sSdnZ2d@comcast.com. ..
> >>> Here in MD the legislature is pushing through a bill to make English
the
> >>> official language, I thought it was. Sort of an oxymoron don't you
> >>> think.
> >>> It has a real good chance of passing the poles show 78% of marylanders
> >>> concur.
> >>>
> >>> --
> >>
> >
> >
>
>
>
Earle
"Matt Macchiarolo" <matt@nospamplease.com> wrote in message
news:Rb-dncka8_H2geveRVn-jg@comcast.com...
> Now that's funny.
>
> "Billy Ray" <Billy_Ray@SPAMfuse.net> wrote in message
> news:89ea3$43760f6e$4831b233$11829@FUSE.NET...
> > The European Union commissioners have announced that
> > agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred
> > language for European communications, rather than German,
> > which was the other possibility. As part of the
> > negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English
> > spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a
> > five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish
> > (Euro for short).
> >
> > European officials have often pointed out that English
> > spelling is unnecessarily difficult -- for example, cough,
> > plough, rough, through and thorough. What is clearly needed
> > is a phased program of changes to iron out these anomalies.
> > The program would, of course, be administered by a committee
> > staff at top level by participating nations.
> >
> > In the first year, for example, the committee would suggest
> > using 's' instead of the soft 'c'. Sertainly, sivil servants
> > in all sities would resieve this news with joy. Then the
> > hard 'c' could be replaced by 'k' sinse both letters are
> > pronounsed alike. Not only would this klear up konfusion in
> > the minds of klerikal workers, but typewriters kould be made
> > with one less letter.
> >
> > There would be growing enthusiasm when in the sekond year,
> > it kould be announsed that the troublesome 'ph' would
> > henseforth be written 'f'. This would make words like
> > 'fotograf' twenty persent shorter in print.
> >
> > In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan
> > be expekted to reash the stage where more komplikated
> > shanges are possible. Governments would enkourage the
> > removal of double letters, which have always been a deterent
> > to akurate speling.
> >
> > We would al agre that the horible mes of silent 'e's in the
> > languag is disgrasful. Therfor we kould drop thes and
> > kontinu to read and writ as though nothing had hapend. By
> > this tim it would be four years sins the skem began and
> > peopl would be reseptive to steps sutsh as replasing 'th' by
> > 'z'. Perhaps zen ze funktion of 'w' kould be taken on by
> > 'v', vitsh is, after al, half a 'w'. Shortly after zis, ze
> > unesesary 'o kould be dropd from words kontaining 'ou'.
> > Similar arguments vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations
> > of leters.
> >
> > Kontinuing zis proses yer after yer, ve vud eventuli hav a
> > reli sensibl riten styl. After tventi yers zer vud be no mor
> > trubls, difikultis and evrivun vud fin it ezi tu understand
> > ech ozer. Ze drems of ze Guvermnt vud finali hav kum tru.
> >
> > Received from Carrie Burroughs.
> >
> > "Tom Greening" <tgreen@yohmama.com> wrote in message
> > news:yHmdf.201683$lI5.48407@tornado.ohiordc.rr.com ...
> >>
> >> "Coasty" <uscg_retSPOOGE@comcast.net> wrote in message
> >> news:r9udncaWztg4SejenZ2dnUVZ_sSdnZ2d@comcast.com. ..
> >>> Here in MD the legislature is pushing through a bill to make English
the
> >>> official language, I thought it was. Sort of an oxymoron don't you
> >>> think.
> >>> It has a real good chance of passing the poles show 78% of marylanders
> >>> concur.
> >>>
> >>> --
> >>
> >
> >
>
>
>
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Re: Preferred language of the EU
Es hat mich in die Hose zu pissen bewegt.
Earle
"Matt Macchiarolo" <matt@nospamplease.com> wrote in message
news:Rb-dncka8_H2geveRVn-jg@comcast.com...
> Now that's funny.
>
> "Billy Ray" <Billy_Ray@SPAMfuse.net> wrote in message
> news:89ea3$43760f6e$4831b233$11829@FUSE.NET...
> > The European Union commissioners have announced that
> > agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred
> > language for European communications, rather than German,
> > which was the other possibility. As part of the
> > negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English
> > spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a
> > five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish
> > (Euro for short).
> >
> > European officials have often pointed out that English
> > spelling is unnecessarily difficult -- for example, cough,
> > plough, rough, through and thorough. What is clearly needed
> > is a phased program of changes to iron out these anomalies.
> > The program would, of course, be administered by a committee
> > staff at top level by participating nations.
> >
> > In the first year, for example, the committee would suggest
> > using 's' instead of the soft 'c'. Sertainly, sivil servants
> > in all sities would resieve this news with joy. Then the
> > hard 'c' could be replaced by 'k' sinse both letters are
> > pronounsed alike. Not only would this klear up konfusion in
> > the minds of klerikal workers, but typewriters kould be made
> > with one less letter.
> >
> > There would be growing enthusiasm when in the sekond year,
> > it kould be announsed that the troublesome 'ph' would
> > henseforth be written 'f'. This would make words like
> > 'fotograf' twenty persent shorter in print.
> >
> > In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan
> > be expekted to reash the stage where more komplikated
> > shanges are possible. Governments would enkourage the
> > removal of double letters, which have always been a deterent
> > to akurate speling.
> >
> > We would al agre that the horible mes of silent 'e's in the
> > languag is disgrasful. Therfor we kould drop thes and
> > kontinu to read and writ as though nothing had hapend. By
> > this tim it would be four years sins the skem began and
> > peopl would be reseptive to steps sutsh as replasing 'th' by
> > 'z'. Perhaps zen ze funktion of 'w' kould be taken on by
> > 'v', vitsh is, after al, half a 'w'. Shortly after zis, ze
> > unesesary 'o kould be dropd from words kontaining 'ou'.
> > Similar arguments vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations
> > of leters.
> >
> > Kontinuing zis proses yer after yer, ve vud eventuli hav a
> > reli sensibl riten styl. After tventi yers zer vud be no mor
> > trubls, difikultis and evrivun vud fin it ezi tu understand
> > ech ozer. Ze drems of ze Guvermnt vud finali hav kum tru.
> >
> > Received from Carrie Burroughs.
> >
> > "Tom Greening" <tgreen@yohmama.com> wrote in message
> > news:yHmdf.201683$lI5.48407@tornado.ohiordc.rr.com ...
> >>
> >> "Coasty" <uscg_retSPOOGE@comcast.net> wrote in message
> >> news:r9udncaWztg4SejenZ2dnUVZ_sSdnZ2d@comcast.com. ..
> >>> Here in MD the legislature is pushing through a bill to make English
the
> >>> official language, I thought it was. Sort of an oxymoron don't you
> >>> think.
> >>> It has a real good chance of passing the poles show 78% of marylanders
> >>> concur.
> >>>
> >>> --
> >>
> >
> >
>
>
>
Earle
"Matt Macchiarolo" <matt@nospamplease.com> wrote in message
news:Rb-dncka8_H2geveRVn-jg@comcast.com...
> Now that's funny.
>
> "Billy Ray" <Billy_Ray@SPAMfuse.net> wrote in message
> news:89ea3$43760f6e$4831b233$11829@FUSE.NET...
> > The European Union commissioners have announced that
> > agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred
> > language for European communications, rather than German,
> > which was the other possibility. As part of the
> > negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English
> > spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a
> > five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish
> > (Euro for short).
> >
> > European officials have often pointed out that English
> > spelling is unnecessarily difficult -- for example, cough,
> > plough, rough, through and thorough. What is clearly needed
> > is a phased program of changes to iron out these anomalies.
> > The program would, of course, be administered by a committee
> > staff at top level by participating nations.
> >
> > In the first year, for example, the committee would suggest
> > using 's' instead of the soft 'c'. Sertainly, sivil servants
> > in all sities would resieve this news with joy. Then the
> > hard 'c' could be replaced by 'k' sinse both letters are
> > pronounsed alike. Not only would this klear up konfusion in
> > the minds of klerikal workers, but typewriters kould be made
> > with one less letter.
> >
> > There would be growing enthusiasm when in the sekond year,
> > it kould be announsed that the troublesome 'ph' would
> > henseforth be written 'f'. This would make words like
> > 'fotograf' twenty persent shorter in print.
> >
> > In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan
> > be expekted to reash the stage where more komplikated
> > shanges are possible. Governments would enkourage the
> > removal of double letters, which have always been a deterent
> > to akurate speling.
> >
> > We would al agre that the horible mes of silent 'e's in the
> > languag is disgrasful. Therfor we kould drop thes and
> > kontinu to read and writ as though nothing had hapend. By
> > this tim it would be four years sins the skem began and
> > peopl would be reseptive to steps sutsh as replasing 'th' by
> > 'z'. Perhaps zen ze funktion of 'w' kould be taken on by
> > 'v', vitsh is, after al, half a 'w'. Shortly after zis, ze
> > unesesary 'o kould be dropd from words kontaining 'ou'.
> > Similar arguments vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations
> > of leters.
> >
> > Kontinuing zis proses yer after yer, ve vud eventuli hav a
> > reli sensibl riten styl. After tventi yers zer vud be no mor
> > trubls, difikultis and evrivun vud fin it ezi tu understand
> > ech ozer. Ze drems of ze Guvermnt vud finali hav kum tru.
> >
> > Received from Carrie Burroughs.
> >
> > "Tom Greening" <tgreen@yohmama.com> wrote in message
> > news:yHmdf.201683$lI5.48407@tornado.ohiordc.rr.com ...
> >>
> >> "Coasty" <uscg_retSPOOGE@comcast.net> wrote in message
> >> news:r9udncaWztg4SejenZ2dnUVZ_sSdnZ2d@comcast.com. ..
> >>> Here in MD the legislature is pushing through a bill to make English
the
> >>> official language, I thought it was. Sort of an oxymoron don't you
> >>> think.
> >>> It has a real good chance of passing the poles show 78% of marylanders
> >>> concur.
> >>>
> >>> --
> >>
> >
> >
>
>
>
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Re: Thank you Veterans.
"Rich" <harrisfam1988@verizon.net> wrote in message
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> If this country keeps going in the direction the liberal left wants to go
> we'll be reading it in Arabic one day.
Not if a vetran has anything to say about it ...
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Re: Thank you Veterans.
"Rich" <harrisfam1988@verizon.net> wrote in message
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> If this country keeps going in the direction the liberal left wants to go
> we'll be reading it in Arabic one day.
Not if a vetran has anything to say about it ...
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Re: Thank you Veterans.
"Rich" <harrisfam1988@verizon.net> wrote in message
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> If this country keeps going in the direction the liberal left wants to go
> we'll be reading it in Arabic one day.
Not if a vetran has anything to say about it ...
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Re: Thank you Veterans.
Shouldn't that read "the polls show ..."
:-)
Dave Milne, Scotland
'91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
"Coasty" <uscg_retSPOOGE@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:r9udncaWztg4SejenZ2dnUVZ_sSdnZ2d@comcast.com. ..
> Here in MD the legislature is pushing through a bill to make English the
> official language, I thought it was. Sort of an oxymoron don't you think.
> It has a real good chance of passing the poles show 78% of marylanders
> concur.
>
> --
> Coasty
>
> Remove the SPOOGE to reply
> "L.W. ("ßill") ------ III" <----------@***.net> wrote in message
> news:43754D5F.2605820D@***.net...
> > Hi Rich,
> > It is incredibly disappointing for me thinking election of Arnie
> > would signal sanity to return to Kalifornia, but this last Tuesday the
> > bleeding hart liberals of the state of San Francisco, voted to ban guns:
> >
http://www.thetriangle.org/media/pap...hetriangle.org
> > That was hitler's fascist party first step.
> > I got this in the mail today, of which you were a part of: If you
> > consider that there have been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq
> > theater operations during the last 22 months, and a total of 2112
> > deaths, that gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000.
> > The firearm death rate in Washington D.C. is 80.6 per 100,000. That
> > means that you are about 25% more likely to be shot and killed in our
> > Nation's Capitol, which has some of the strictest gun control laws in
> > the nation, than you are in Iraq. Conclusion: We should immediately pull
> > out of Washington D.C.
> > God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
> > mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
> >
> > Rich wrote:
> >>
> >> If this country keeps going in the direction the liberal left wants to
go
> >> we'll be reading it in Arabic one day.
>
>
:-)
Dave Milne, Scotland
'91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
"Coasty" <uscg_retSPOOGE@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:r9udncaWztg4SejenZ2dnUVZ_sSdnZ2d@comcast.com. ..
> Here in MD the legislature is pushing through a bill to make English the
> official language, I thought it was. Sort of an oxymoron don't you think.
> It has a real good chance of passing the poles show 78% of marylanders
> concur.
>
> --
> Coasty
>
> Remove the SPOOGE to reply
> "L.W. ("ßill") ------ III" <----------@***.net> wrote in message
> news:43754D5F.2605820D@***.net...
> > Hi Rich,
> > It is incredibly disappointing for me thinking election of Arnie
> > would signal sanity to return to Kalifornia, but this last Tuesday the
> > bleeding hart liberals of the state of San Francisco, voted to ban guns:
> >
http://www.thetriangle.org/media/pap...hetriangle.org
> > That was hitler's fascist party first step.
> > I got this in the mail today, of which you were a part of: If you
> > consider that there have been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq
> > theater operations during the last 22 months, and a total of 2112
> > deaths, that gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000.
> > The firearm death rate in Washington D.C. is 80.6 per 100,000. That
> > means that you are about 25% more likely to be shot and killed in our
> > Nation's Capitol, which has some of the strictest gun control laws in
> > the nation, than you are in Iraq. Conclusion: We should immediately pull
> > out of Washington D.C.
> > God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
> > mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
> >
> > Rich wrote:
> >>
> >> If this country keeps going in the direction the liberal left wants to
go
> >> we'll be reading it in Arabic one day.
>
>
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Re: Thank you Veterans.
Shouldn't that read "the polls show ..."
:-)
Dave Milne, Scotland
'91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
"Coasty" <uscg_retSPOOGE@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:r9udncaWztg4SejenZ2dnUVZ_sSdnZ2d@comcast.com. ..
> Here in MD the legislature is pushing through a bill to make English the
> official language, I thought it was. Sort of an oxymoron don't you think.
> It has a real good chance of passing the poles show 78% of marylanders
> concur.
>
> --
> Coasty
>
> Remove the SPOOGE to reply
> "L.W. ("ßill") ------ III" <----------@***.net> wrote in message
> news:43754D5F.2605820D@***.net...
> > Hi Rich,
> > It is incredibly disappointing for me thinking election of Arnie
> > would signal sanity to return to Kalifornia, but this last Tuesday the
> > bleeding hart liberals of the state of San Francisco, voted to ban guns:
> >
http://www.thetriangle.org/media/pap...hetriangle.org
> > That was hitler's fascist party first step.
> > I got this in the mail today, of which you were a part of: If you
> > consider that there have been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq
> > theater operations during the last 22 months, and a total of 2112
> > deaths, that gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000.
> > The firearm death rate in Washington D.C. is 80.6 per 100,000. That
> > means that you are about 25% more likely to be shot and killed in our
> > Nation's Capitol, which has some of the strictest gun control laws in
> > the nation, than you are in Iraq. Conclusion: We should immediately pull
> > out of Washington D.C.
> > God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
> > mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
> >
> > Rich wrote:
> >>
> >> If this country keeps going in the direction the liberal left wants to
go
> >> we'll be reading it in Arabic one day.
>
>
:-)
Dave Milne, Scotland
'91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
"Coasty" <uscg_retSPOOGE@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:r9udncaWztg4SejenZ2dnUVZ_sSdnZ2d@comcast.com. ..
> Here in MD the legislature is pushing through a bill to make English the
> official language, I thought it was. Sort of an oxymoron don't you think.
> It has a real good chance of passing the poles show 78% of marylanders
> concur.
>
> --
> Coasty
>
> Remove the SPOOGE to reply
> "L.W. ("ßill") ------ III" <----------@***.net> wrote in message
> news:43754D5F.2605820D@***.net...
> > Hi Rich,
> > It is incredibly disappointing for me thinking election of Arnie
> > would signal sanity to return to Kalifornia, but this last Tuesday the
> > bleeding hart liberals of the state of San Francisco, voted to ban guns:
> >
http://www.thetriangle.org/media/pap...hetriangle.org
> > That was hitler's fascist party first step.
> > I got this in the mail today, of which you were a part of: If you
> > consider that there have been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq
> > theater operations during the last 22 months, and a total of 2112
> > deaths, that gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000.
> > The firearm death rate in Washington D.C. is 80.6 per 100,000. That
> > means that you are about 25% more likely to be shot and killed in our
> > Nation's Capitol, which has some of the strictest gun control laws in
> > the nation, than you are in Iraq. Conclusion: We should immediately pull
> > out of Washington D.C.
> > God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
> > mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
> >
> > Rich wrote:
> >>
> >> If this country keeps going in the direction the liberal left wants to
go
> >> we'll be reading it in Arabic one day.
>
>
