Silverton vs. Austin
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Re: Silverton vs. Austin
LOL.
Earle Horton wrote:
>
> Lucky for me, the aforementioned cliff is in San Miguel County and out of
> *her* jurisdiction. The only female sheriff in Colorado, but not,
> apparently, the only one with no brains. Remember Barney Fife with his one
> bullet? These people won't even look at me, that's how scared they are.
> "Insurance" was a letter to all 452 resident voters here, describing the
> situation. Now, I feel safe because if anything happens to me, everyone
> will know who did it. A stalemate, until the next election when I hit her
> with a mailing campaign alleging corruption, stupidity, and believing that
> an idiot from Austin, TX could know anything. I figure if these folks vote
> her in again they deserve what they get.
>
> This is a non-violent, low crime rate community. Five years ago there was a
> stabbing in the Miner's Tavern. The sheriff didn't know what to do about
> it. She had the weapon, two victims on the way to the hospital, and the
> perpetrator in custody. She told him "not to leave town" and released him,
> until she and the DA could come up with enough evidence to charge him!
> Imagine cops in New York or LA doing that. The amazing thing was that the
> perp., who was from out of state, hung around long enough to get arrested!
> I couldn't make up stuff like this.
>
> Earle
Earle Horton wrote:
>
> Lucky for me, the aforementioned cliff is in San Miguel County and out of
> *her* jurisdiction. The only female sheriff in Colorado, but not,
> apparently, the only one with no brains. Remember Barney Fife with his one
> bullet? These people won't even look at me, that's how scared they are.
> "Insurance" was a letter to all 452 resident voters here, describing the
> situation. Now, I feel safe because if anything happens to me, everyone
> will know who did it. A stalemate, until the next election when I hit her
> with a mailing campaign alleging corruption, stupidity, and believing that
> an idiot from Austin, TX could know anything. I figure if these folks vote
> her in again they deserve what they get.
>
> This is a non-violent, low crime rate community. Five years ago there was a
> stabbing in the Miner's Tavern. The sheriff didn't know what to do about
> it. She had the weapon, two victims on the way to the hospital, and the
> perpetrator in custody. She told him "not to leave town" and released him,
> until she and the DA could come up with enough evidence to charge him!
> Imagine cops in New York or LA doing that. The amazing thing was that the
> perp., who was from out of state, hung around long enough to get arrested!
> I couldn't make up stuff like this.
>
> Earle
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Re: Silverton vs. Austin
LOL.
Earle Horton wrote:
>
> Lucky for me, the aforementioned cliff is in San Miguel County and out of
> *her* jurisdiction. The only female sheriff in Colorado, but not,
> apparently, the only one with no brains. Remember Barney Fife with his one
> bullet? These people won't even look at me, that's how scared they are.
> "Insurance" was a letter to all 452 resident voters here, describing the
> situation. Now, I feel safe because if anything happens to me, everyone
> will know who did it. A stalemate, until the next election when I hit her
> with a mailing campaign alleging corruption, stupidity, and believing that
> an idiot from Austin, TX could know anything. I figure if these folks vote
> her in again they deserve what they get.
>
> This is a non-violent, low crime rate community. Five years ago there was a
> stabbing in the Miner's Tavern. The sheriff didn't know what to do about
> it. She had the weapon, two victims on the way to the hospital, and the
> perpetrator in custody. She told him "not to leave town" and released him,
> until she and the DA could come up with enough evidence to charge him!
> Imagine cops in New York or LA doing that. The amazing thing was that the
> perp., who was from out of state, hung around long enough to get arrested!
> I couldn't make up stuff like this.
>
> Earle
Earle Horton wrote:
>
> Lucky for me, the aforementioned cliff is in San Miguel County and out of
> *her* jurisdiction. The only female sheriff in Colorado, but not,
> apparently, the only one with no brains. Remember Barney Fife with his one
> bullet? These people won't even look at me, that's how scared they are.
> "Insurance" was a letter to all 452 resident voters here, describing the
> situation. Now, I feel safe because if anything happens to me, everyone
> will know who did it. A stalemate, until the next election when I hit her
> with a mailing campaign alleging corruption, stupidity, and believing that
> an idiot from Austin, TX could know anything. I figure if these folks vote
> her in again they deserve what they get.
>
> This is a non-violent, low crime rate community. Five years ago there was a
> stabbing in the Miner's Tavern. The sheriff didn't know what to do about
> it. She had the weapon, two victims on the way to the hospital, and the
> perpetrator in custody. She told him "not to leave town" and released him,
> until she and the DA could come up with enough evidence to charge him!
> Imagine cops in New York or LA doing that. The amazing thing was that the
> perp., who was from out of state, hung around long enough to get arrested!
> I couldn't make up stuff like this.
>
> Earle
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Re: Silverton vs. Austin
LOL.
Earle Horton wrote:
>
> Lucky for me, the aforementioned cliff is in San Miguel County and out of
> *her* jurisdiction. The only female sheriff in Colorado, but not,
> apparently, the only one with no brains. Remember Barney Fife with his one
> bullet? These people won't even look at me, that's how scared they are.
> "Insurance" was a letter to all 452 resident voters here, describing the
> situation. Now, I feel safe because if anything happens to me, everyone
> will know who did it. A stalemate, until the next election when I hit her
> with a mailing campaign alleging corruption, stupidity, and believing that
> an idiot from Austin, TX could know anything. I figure if these folks vote
> her in again they deserve what they get.
>
> This is a non-violent, low crime rate community. Five years ago there was a
> stabbing in the Miner's Tavern. The sheriff didn't know what to do about
> it. She had the weapon, two victims on the way to the hospital, and the
> perpetrator in custody. She told him "not to leave town" and released him,
> until she and the DA could come up with enough evidence to charge him!
> Imagine cops in New York or LA doing that. The amazing thing was that the
> perp., who was from out of state, hung around long enough to get arrested!
> I couldn't make up stuff like this.
>
> Earle
Earle Horton wrote:
>
> Lucky for me, the aforementioned cliff is in San Miguel County and out of
> *her* jurisdiction. The only female sheriff in Colorado, but not,
> apparently, the only one with no brains. Remember Barney Fife with his one
> bullet? These people won't even look at me, that's how scared they are.
> "Insurance" was a letter to all 452 resident voters here, describing the
> situation. Now, I feel safe because if anything happens to me, everyone
> will know who did it. A stalemate, until the next election when I hit her
> with a mailing campaign alleging corruption, stupidity, and believing that
> an idiot from Austin, TX could know anything. I figure if these folks vote
> her in again they deserve what they get.
>
> This is a non-violent, low crime rate community. Five years ago there was a
> stabbing in the Miner's Tavern. The sheriff didn't know what to do about
> it. She had the weapon, two victims on the way to the hospital, and the
> perpetrator in custody. She told him "not to leave town" and released him,
> until she and the DA could come up with enough evidence to charge him!
> Imagine cops in New York or LA doing that. The amazing thing was that the
> perp., who was from out of state, hung around long enough to get arrested!
> I couldn't make up stuff like this.
>
> Earle
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Re: Silverton vs. Austin
"Earle Horton" <earle-NOSPAM-horton@msn.com> wrote in message news:1120330659.7914cd378928d1b3bfca4ca15e88faef@t eranews...
> This is for you, Stevie. http://tinyurl.com/93cpr
>
> Hope you all are having a good summer too. What does this have to do with
> Jeeping, Silverton, or Austin? Well, Silverton is just about full of Jeeps
> of every description now, and the "perp" originally hails from Austin, just
> like Stevie!
So what? I don't 'originally hail' from Austin, btw...
pretty lame, Earle.
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Steve
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Re: Silverton vs. Austin
"Earle Horton" <earle-NOSPAM-horton@msn.com> wrote in message news:1120330659.7914cd378928d1b3bfca4ca15e88faef@t eranews...
> This is for you, Stevie. http://tinyurl.com/93cpr
>
> Hope you all are having a good summer too. What does this have to do with
> Jeeping, Silverton, or Austin? Well, Silverton is just about full of Jeeps
> of every description now, and the "perp" originally hails from Austin, just
> like Stevie!
So what? I don't 'originally hail' from Austin, btw...
pretty lame, Earle.
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Steve
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Re: Silverton vs. Austin
"Earle Horton" <earle-NOSPAM-horton@msn.com> wrote in message news:1120330659.7914cd378928d1b3bfca4ca15e88faef@t eranews...
> This is for you, Stevie. http://tinyurl.com/93cpr
>
> Hope you all are having a good summer too. What does this have to do with
> Jeeping, Silverton, or Austin? Well, Silverton is just about full of Jeeps
> of every description now, and the "perp" originally hails from Austin, just
> like Stevie!
So what? I don't 'originally hail' from Austin, btw...
pretty lame, Earle.
__
Steve
..
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Re: Silverton vs. Austin
"Earle Horton" <earle-NOSPAM-horton@msn.com> wrote in message news:1120330659.7914cd378928d1b3bfca4ca15e88faef@t eranews...
> This is for you, Stevie. http://tinyurl.com/93cpr
>
> Hope you all are having a good summer too. What does this have to do with
> Jeeping, Silverton, or Austin? Well, Silverton is just about full of Jeeps
> of every description now, and the "perp" originally hails from Austin, just
> like Stevie!
So what? I don't 'originally hail' from Austin, btw...
pretty lame, Earle.
__
Steve
..
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Re: Silverton vs. Austin
> Hey Dave the link contains a MIME virus.
I hate mimes. That's what you get when clowns inbreed.
I'm going to be spending a day or 2 in Ouray after coming up from Mancos,
about Aug 3, but we will be on bikes and unable to go out on the trails.
We will be having fun on the passes, but I guess we had better try to not
crash. Is that your place in Silverton on Blair or Mineral, with multiple
Jeeps in the in front?
--
Paul Calman, Hathaway Pines, California
I hate mimes. That's what you get when clowns inbreed.
I'm going to be spending a day or 2 in Ouray after coming up from Mancos,
about Aug 3, but we will be on bikes and unable to go out on the trails.
We will be having fun on the passes, but I guess we had better try to not
crash. Is that your place in Silverton on Blair or Mineral, with multiple
Jeeps in the in front?
--
Paul Calman, Hathaway Pines, California
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Re: Silverton vs. Austin
> Hey Dave the link contains a MIME virus.
I hate mimes. That's what you get when clowns inbreed.
I'm going to be spending a day or 2 in Ouray after coming up from Mancos,
about Aug 3, but we will be on bikes and unable to go out on the trails.
We will be having fun on the passes, but I guess we had better try to not
crash. Is that your place in Silverton on Blair or Mineral, with multiple
Jeeps in the in front?
--
Paul Calman, Hathaway Pines, California
I hate mimes. That's what you get when clowns inbreed.
I'm going to be spending a day or 2 in Ouray after coming up from Mancos,
about Aug 3, but we will be on bikes and unable to go out on the trails.
We will be having fun on the passes, but I guess we had better try to not
crash. Is that your place in Silverton on Blair or Mineral, with multiple
Jeeps in the in front?
--
Paul Calman, Hathaway Pines, California
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Re: Silverton vs. Austin
> Hey Dave the link contains a MIME virus.
I hate mimes. That's what you get when clowns inbreed.
I'm going to be spending a day or 2 in Ouray after coming up from Mancos,
about Aug 3, but we will be on bikes and unable to go out on the trails.
We will be having fun on the passes, but I guess we had better try to not
crash. Is that your place in Silverton on Blair or Mineral, with multiple
Jeeps in the in front?
--
Paul Calman, Hathaway Pines, California
I hate mimes. That's what you get when clowns inbreed.
I'm going to be spending a day or 2 in Ouray after coming up from Mancos,
about Aug 3, but we will be on bikes and unable to go out on the trails.
We will be having fun on the passes, but I guess we had better try to not
crash. Is that your place in Silverton on Blair or Mineral, with multiple
Jeeps in the in front?
--
Paul Calman, Hathaway Pines, California