OT: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
12-20-2005, 10:14 PM
#61
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Re: OT: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
billy ray proclaimed:
> Okay........ I just got home a little while ago. This morning, shortly
> after dawn, I get a phone call that wakes me up.
>
> "Daddy the battery on my car is dead, can you come over?"
That, sir, is your appointed duty and a property of your genetic
heritage consisting of at least some portion of a y chromosome.
>
> Her 5 year old battery as been cranking slow for A MONTH NOW EVER SINCE THE
> WEATHER TURNED COLD and today it finally gave up.
What's your point? It could has easily have been a mysterious failure
to start and run just because coincidentally the fuel guage needle
happened to have been below zero for the past week. You see, that is
*her* genetic heritage--a lack of being able to put mechanical cause and
effect in the correct order.
>
> Okay.... it is 12 degrees (-11C) outside plus the wind chill atop that.
> They do not have a garage so I am standing in the snow removing the battery
> from its compartment in the cowling.
> Is it kids or women?
Both. But at least you get oddball ties on Fathers Day...
Oh, and sometimes you get grandchildren and revenge is ooohhhh so sweet.
Plus you can spoil the grandkids as they grow enough to need parental
mechanical help.
> Okay........ I just got home a little while ago. This morning, shortly
> after dawn, I get a phone call that wakes me up.
>
> "Daddy the battery on my car is dead, can you come over?"
That, sir, is your appointed duty and a property of your genetic
heritage consisting of at least some portion of a y chromosome.
>
> Her 5 year old battery as been cranking slow for A MONTH NOW EVER SINCE THE
> WEATHER TURNED COLD and today it finally gave up.
What's your point? It could has easily have been a mysterious failure
to start and run just because coincidentally the fuel guage needle
happened to have been below zero for the past week. You see, that is
*her* genetic heritage--a lack of being able to put mechanical cause and
effect in the correct order.
>
> Okay.... it is 12 degrees (-11C) outside plus the wind chill atop that.
> They do not have a garage so I am standing in the snow removing the battery
> from its compartment in the cowling.
> Is it kids or women?
Both. But at least you get oddball ties on Fathers Day...
Oh, and sometimes you get grandchildren and revenge is ooohhhh so sweet.
Plus you can spoil the grandkids as they grow enough to need parental
mechanical help.
12-20-2005, 10:23 PM
#62
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Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
And would that necessarily be a disqualification?
Matt Macchiarolo proclaimed:
> Wouldn't that be a patrol woman?
>
> "L.W. ("ßill") ------ III" <----------@***.net> wrote in message
> news:43A87FF4.DBA7954@***.net...
>
>> Reminds me of the girls in their Lamborghini stopped for speed in
>>the movie Canon Ball, unbuttoned their blouses only to be greeted by a
>>female patrolmen.
>> God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
>>mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
>>
>>Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
>>
>>>See the AAA thread elsewhere in this group...that said, with AAA she'd
>>>just
>>>have to undo one extra button on her blouse and her battery would be
>>>replaced by lunchtime..
>
>
>
Matt Macchiarolo proclaimed:
> Wouldn't that be a patrol woman?
>
> "L.W. ("ßill") ------ III" <----------@***.net> wrote in message
> news:43A87FF4.DBA7954@***.net...
>
>> Reminds me of the girls in their Lamborghini stopped for speed in
>>the movie Canon Ball, unbuttoned their blouses only to be greeted by a
>>female patrolmen.
>> God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
>>mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
>>
>>Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
>>
>>>See the AAA thread elsewhere in this group...that said, with AAA she'd
>>>just
>>>have to undo one extra button on her blouse and her battery would be
>>>replaced by lunchtime..
>
>
>
12-20-2005, 10:23 PM
#63
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Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
And would that necessarily be a disqualification?
Matt Macchiarolo proclaimed:
> Wouldn't that be a patrol woman?
>
> "L.W. ("ßill") ------ III" <----------@***.net> wrote in message
> news:43A87FF4.DBA7954@***.net...
>
>> Reminds me of the girls in their Lamborghini stopped for speed in
>>the movie Canon Ball, unbuttoned their blouses only to be greeted by a
>>female patrolmen.
>> God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
>>mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
>>
>>Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
>>
>>>See the AAA thread elsewhere in this group...that said, with AAA she'd
>>>just
>>>have to undo one extra button on her blouse and her battery would be
>>>replaced by lunchtime..
>
>
>
Matt Macchiarolo proclaimed:
> Wouldn't that be a patrol woman?
>
> "L.W. ("ßill") ------ III" <----------@***.net> wrote in message
> news:43A87FF4.DBA7954@***.net...
>
>> Reminds me of the girls in their Lamborghini stopped for speed in
>>the movie Canon Ball, unbuttoned their blouses only to be greeted by a
>>female patrolmen.
>> God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
>>mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
>>
>>Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
>>
>>>See the AAA thread elsewhere in this group...that said, with AAA she'd
>>>just
>>>have to undo one extra button on her blouse and her battery would be
>>>replaced by lunchtime..
>
>
>
12-20-2005, 10:23 PM
#64
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Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
And would that necessarily be a disqualification?
Matt Macchiarolo proclaimed:
> Wouldn't that be a patrol woman?
>
> "L.W. ("ßill") ------ III" <----------@***.net> wrote in message
> news:43A87FF4.DBA7954@***.net...
>
>> Reminds me of the girls in their Lamborghini stopped for speed in
>>the movie Canon Ball, unbuttoned their blouses only to be greeted by a
>>female patrolmen.
>> God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
>>mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
>>
>>Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
>>
>>>See the AAA thread elsewhere in this group...that said, with AAA she'd
>>>just
>>>have to undo one extra button on her blouse and her battery would be
>>>replaced by lunchtime..
>
>
>
Matt Macchiarolo proclaimed:
> Wouldn't that be a patrol woman?
>
> "L.W. ("ßill") ------ III" <----------@***.net> wrote in message
> news:43A87FF4.DBA7954@***.net...
>
>> Reminds me of the girls in their Lamborghini stopped for speed in
>>the movie Canon Ball, unbuttoned their blouses only to be greeted by a
>>female patrolmen.
>> God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
>>mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
>>
>>Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
>>
>>>See the AAA thread elsewhere in this group...that said, with AAA she'd
>>>just
>>>have to undo one extra button on her blouse and her battery would be
>>>replaced by lunchtime..
>
>
>
12-20-2005, 11:10 PM
#65
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Re: OT: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
I don't have any grandkids but I do have a grand-pup named Zoë.
http://www.imagestation.com/album/?id=2121921567
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2002 WJ Brilliant Black Crystal Pearl Coat
Helping is why we are all here on RAMJ+W, or should be.
..>
> Both. But at least you get oddball ties on Fathers Day...
>
> Oh, and sometimes you get grandchildren and revenge is ooohhhh so sweet.
> Plus you can spoil the grandkids as they grow enough to need parental
> mechanical help.
>
>
>
>
http://www.imagestation.com/album/?id=2121921567
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Billy_Ray@fuseSPAM.net (Remove the SPAM)
2002 WJ Brilliant Black Crystal Pearl Coat
Helping is why we are all here on RAMJ+W, or should be.
..>
> Both. But at least you get oddball ties on Fathers Day...
>
> Oh, and sometimes you get grandchildren and revenge is ooohhhh so sweet.
> Plus you can spoil the grandkids as they grow enough to need parental
> mechanical help.
>
>
>
>
12-20-2005, 11:10 PM
#66
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Re: OT: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
I don't have any grandkids but I do have a grand-pup named Zoë.
http://www.imagestation.com/album/?id=2121921567
--
Billy_Ray@fuseSPAM.net (Remove the SPAM)
2002 WJ Brilliant Black Crystal Pearl Coat
Helping is why we are all here on RAMJ+W, or should be.
..>
> Both. But at least you get oddball ties on Fathers Day...
>
> Oh, and sometimes you get grandchildren and revenge is ooohhhh so sweet.
> Plus you can spoil the grandkids as they grow enough to need parental
> mechanical help.
>
>
>
>
http://www.imagestation.com/album/?id=2121921567
--
Billy_Ray@fuseSPAM.net (Remove the SPAM)
2002 WJ Brilliant Black Crystal Pearl Coat
Helping is why we are all here on RAMJ+W, or should be.
..>
> Both. But at least you get oddball ties on Fathers Day...
>
> Oh, and sometimes you get grandchildren and revenge is ooohhhh so sweet.
> Plus you can spoil the grandkids as they grow enough to need parental
> mechanical help.
>
>
>
>
12-20-2005, 11:10 PM
#67
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Re: OT: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
I don't have any grandkids but I do have a grand-pup named Zoë.
http://www.imagestation.com/album/?id=2121921567
--
Billy_Ray@fuseSPAM.net (Remove the SPAM)
2002 WJ Brilliant Black Crystal Pearl Coat
Helping is why we are all here on RAMJ+W, or should be.
..>
> Both. But at least you get oddball ties on Fathers Day...
>
> Oh, and sometimes you get grandchildren and revenge is ooohhhh so sweet.
> Plus you can spoil the grandkids as they grow enough to need parental
> mechanical help.
>
>
>
>
http://www.imagestation.com/album/?id=2121921567
--
Billy_Ray@fuseSPAM.net (Remove the SPAM)
2002 WJ Brilliant Black Crystal Pearl Coat
Helping is why we are all here on RAMJ+W, or should be.
..>
> Both. But at least you get oddball ties on Fathers Day...
>
> Oh, and sometimes you get grandchildren and revenge is ooohhhh so sweet.
> Plus you can spoil the grandkids as they grow enough to need parental
> mechanical help.
>
>
>
>
12-21-2005, 04:20 AM
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Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
I did see it, anyone in a cop uniform and aviator sunglasses looks like a
man.
"KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
news:TW0qf.10788$eF1.2411@bignews2.bellsouth.net.. .
> If you saw the movie, you would know, that broad looked like a PatrolMAN.
>
> KJK
>
>
> "L.W. ("ßill") ------ III" <----------@***.net> wrote in message
> news:43A89525.6100D0F6@***.net...
> : If you have a mail-lady deliver your mail.
> : God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
> : mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
> :
> : Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
> : >
> : > Wouldn't that be a patrol woman?
>
>
man.
"KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
news:TW0qf.10788$eF1.2411@bignews2.bellsouth.net.. .
> If you saw the movie, you would know, that broad looked like a PatrolMAN.
>
> KJK
>
>
> "L.W. ("ßill") ------ III" <----------@***.net> wrote in message
> news:43A89525.6100D0F6@***.net...
> : If you have a mail-lady deliver your mail.
> : God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
> : mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
> :
> : Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
> : >
> : > Wouldn't that be a patrol woman?
>
>
12-21-2005, 04:20 AM
#69
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Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
I did see it, anyone in a cop uniform and aviator sunglasses looks like a
man.
"KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
news:TW0qf.10788$eF1.2411@bignews2.bellsouth.net.. .
> If you saw the movie, you would know, that broad looked like a PatrolMAN.
>
> KJK
>
>
> "L.W. ("ßill") ------ III" <----------@***.net> wrote in message
> news:43A89525.6100D0F6@***.net...
> : If you have a mail-lady deliver your mail.
> : God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
> : mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
> :
> : Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
> : >
> : > Wouldn't that be a patrol woman?
>
>
man.
"KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
news:TW0qf.10788$eF1.2411@bignews2.bellsouth.net.. .
> If you saw the movie, you would know, that broad looked like a PatrolMAN.
>
> KJK
>
>
> "L.W. ("ßill") ------ III" <----------@***.net> wrote in message
> news:43A89525.6100D0F6@***.net...
> : If you have a mail-lady deliver your mail.
> : God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
> : mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
> :
> : Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
> : >
> : > Wouldn't that be a patrol woman?
>
>
12-21-2005, 04:20 AM
#70
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Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
I did see it, anyone in a cop uniform and aviator sunglasses looks like a
man.
"KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
news:TW0qf.10788$eF1.2411@bignews2.bellsouth.net.. .
> If you saw the movie, you would know, that broad looked like a PatrolMAN.
>
> KJK
>
>
> "L.W. ("ßill") ------ III" <----------@***.net> wrote in message
> news:43A89525.6100D0F6@***.net...
> : If you have a mail-lady deliver your mail.
> : God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
> : mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
> :
> : Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
> : >
> : > Wouldn't that be a patrol woman?
>
>
man.
"KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
news:TW0qf.10788$eF1.2411@bignews2.bellsouth.net.. .
> If you saw the movie, you would know, that broad looked like a PatrolMAN.
>
> KJK
>
>
> "L.W. ("ßill") ------ III" <----------@***.net> wrote in message
> news:43A89525.6100D0F6@***.net...
> : If you have a mail-lady deliver your mail.
> : God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
> : mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
> :
> : Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
> : >
> : > Wouldn't that be a patrol woman?
>
>