OT: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
12-20-2005, 03:38 PM
#21
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Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
But Men Are Just Happier People. Your last name stays put. The
garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is
just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You
can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a
water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. You never have to drive to
another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You
don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same
work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux
rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to
them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all
the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know
stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You
can open
all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be
your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of
shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in
public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on
your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years,
maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play
with toys all your life. Your belly
usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color
for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You
can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice
concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25
relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier. Send
this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy
reading it.
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
Earle Horton wrote:
>
> No Dave, it's his fault for being male. I finally figured this out after
> thirty years of marriage.
>
> Earle
garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is
just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You
can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a
water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. You never have to drive to
another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You
don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same
work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux
rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to
them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all
the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know
stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You
can open
all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be
your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of
shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in
public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on
your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years,
maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play
with toys all your life. Your belly
usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color
for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You
can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice
concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25
relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier. Send
this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy
reading it.
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
Earle Horton wrote:
>
> No Dave, it's his fault for being male. I finally figured this out after
> thirty years of marriage.
>
> Earle
12-20-2005, 03:38 PM
#22
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Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
But Men Are Just Happier People. Your last name stays put. The
garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is
just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You
can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a
water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. You never have to drive to
another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You
don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same
work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux
rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to
them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all
the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know
stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You
can open
all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be
your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of
shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in
public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on
your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years,
maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play
with toys all your life. Your belly
usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color
for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You
can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice
concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25
relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier. Send
this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy
reading it.
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
Earle Horton wrote:
>
> No Dave, it's his fault for being male. I finally figured this out after
> thirty years of marriage.
>
> Earle
garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is
just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You
can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a
water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. You never have to drive to
another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You
don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same
work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux
rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to
them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all
the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know
stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You
can open
all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be
your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of
shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in
public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on
your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years,
maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play
with toys all your life. Your belly
usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color
for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You
can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice
concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25
relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier. Send
this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy
reading it.
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
Earle Horton wrote:
>
> No Dave, it's his fault for being male. I finally figured this out after
> thirty years of marriage.
>
> Earle
12-20-2005, 03:41 PM
#23
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Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
And we do have this knight in shining armor complex.
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
"KJ.Kate" wrote:
>
> Yea BUT
> He isn't Daddy....
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
"KJ.Kate" wrote:
>
> Yea BUT
> He isn't Daddy....
12-20-2005, 03:41 PM
#24
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Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
And we do have this knight in shining armor complex.
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
"KJ.Kate" wrote:
>
> Yea BUT
> He isn't Daddy....
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
"KJ.Kate" wrote:
>
> Yea BUT
> He isn't Daddy....
12-20-2005, 03:41 PM
#25
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Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
And we do have this knight in shining armor complex.
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
"KJ.Kate" wrote:
>
> Yea BUT
> He isn't Daddy....
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
"KJ.Kate" wrote:
>
> Yea BUT
> He isn't Daddy....
12-20-2005, 04:08 PM
#26
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Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
See the AAA thread elsewhere in this group...that said, with AAA she'd just
have to undo one extra button on her blouse and her battery would be
replaced by lunchtime...
"KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
news:WOZpf.16540$k76.13472@bignews6.bellsouth.net. ..
> It's YOUR fault.
>
> Don't you know that yet? It's ALWAYS the man's fault.
>
> In this case, because you have not taught her to do it herself or insisted
> that she get it fixed before it became your problem or even insisted that
> she have a AAA card for just such an occasion. (tow it in, have it fixed
> and
> so on so you don't have to freeze your **** off)
>
have to undo one extra button on her blouse and her battery would be
replaced by lunchtime...
"KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
news:WOZpf.16540$k76.13472@bignews6.bellsouth.net. ..
> It's YOUR fault.
>
> Don't you know that yet? It's ALWAYS the man's fault.
>
> In this case, because you have not taught her to do it herself or insisted
> that she get it fixed before it became your problem or even insisted that
> she have a AAA card for just such an occasion. (tow it in, have it fixed
> and
> so on so you don't have to freeze your **** off)
>
12-20-2005, 04:08 PM
#27
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Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
See the AAA thread elsewhere in this group...that said, with AAA she'd just
have to undo one extra button on her blouse and her battery would be
replaced by lunchtime...
"KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
news:WOZpf.16540$k76.13472@bignews6.bellsouth.net. ..
> It's YOUR fault.
>
> Don't you know that yet? It's ALWAYS the man's fault.
>
> In this case, because you have not taught her to do it herself or insisted
> that she get it fixed before it became your problem or even insisted that
> she have a AAA card for just such an occasion. (tow it in, have it fixed
> and
> so on so you don't have to freeze your **** off)
>
have to undo one extra button on her blouse and her battery would be
replaced by lunchtime...
"KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
news:WOZpf.16540$k76.13472@bignews6.bellsouth.net. ..
> It's YOUR fault.
>
> Don't you know that yet? It's ALWAYS the man's fault.
>
> In this case, because you have not taught her to do it herself or insisted
> that she get it fixed before it became your problem or even insisted that
> she have a AAA card for just such an occasion. (tow it in, have it fixed
> and
> so on so you don't have to freeze your **** off)
>
12-20-2005, 04:08 PM
#28
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Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
See the AAA thread elsewhere in this group...that said, with AAA she'd just
have to undo one extra button on her blouse and her battery would be
replaced by lunchtime...
"KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
news:WOZpf.16540$k76.13472@bignews6.bellsouth.net. ..
> It's YOUR fault.
>
> Don't you know that yet? It's ALWAYS the man's fault.
>
> In this case, because you have not taught her to do it herself or insisted
> that she get it fixed before it became your problem or even insisted that
> she have a AAA card for just such an occasion. (tow it in, have it fixed
> and
> so on so you don't have to freeze your **** off)
>
have to undo one extra button on her blouse and her battery would be
replaced by lunchtime...
"KJ.Kate" <KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote in message
news:WOZpf.16540$k76.13472@bignews6.bellsouth.net. ..
> It's YOUR fault.
>
> Don't you know that yet? It's ALWAYS the man's fault.
>
> In this case, because you have not taught her to do it herself or insisted
> that she get it fixed before it became your problem or even insisted that
> she have a AAA card for just such an occasion. (tow it in, have it fixed
> and
> so on so you don't have to freeze your **** off)
>
12-20-2005, 05:04 PM
#29
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Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
Reminds me of the girls in their Lamborghini stopped for speed in
the movie Canon Ball, unbuttoned their blouses only to be greeted by a
female patrolmen.
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
>
> See the AAA thread elsewhere in this group...that said, with AAA she'd just
> have to undo one extra button on her blouse and her battery would be
> replaced by lunchtime..
the movie Canon Ball, unbuttoned their blouses only to be greeted by a
female patrolmen.
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
>
> See the AAA thread elsewhere in this group...that said, with AAA she'd just
> have to undo one extra button on her blouse and her battery would be
> replaced by lunchtime..
12-20-2005, 05:04 PM
#30
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Re: Is it Kids or Women Rant.....
Reminds me of the girls in their Lamborghini stopped for speed in
the movie Canon Ball, unbuttoned their blouses only to be greeted by a
female patrolmen.
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
>
> See the AAA thread elsewhere in this group...that said, with AAA she'd just
> have to undo one extra button on her blouse and her battery would be
> replaced by lunchtime..
the movie Canon Ball, unbuttoned their blouses only to be greeted by a
female patrolmen.
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
>
> See the AAA thread elsewhere in this group...that said, with AAA she'd just
> have to undo one extra button on her blouse and her battery would be
> replaced by lunchtime..