OT:Funny
05-12-2004, 03:02 PM
#21
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Re: OT:Funny
I'm not sure what it means, but the gelding procedure must hurt like hell
because my mouse has no ***** either, but it sure it red where the ball(s)
is/are supposed to be. ;-)
Chris
"serg" <sfonNOSPAM@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:2gf44iF24npeU1@uni-berlin.de...
> lol!! my mouse is gelded too...what does it mean to have a mouse with no
> *****?
>
> "c" <c@me.org> wrote in message
> news:mnsoc.7639$aB5.7297@twister.rdc-kc.rr.com...
> > I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This was a real
> > memo sent out by a computer company (IBM) to its
> > employees in all seriousness. It went to all field engineers about a
> > computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo
> > was quite genuine. The engineers rolled on the floor! Especially note
> > the last couple of sentences.
> >
> > Re: Replacement of Mouse *****.
> >
> > If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may
> > need a ball replacement. Mouse ***** are now available as
> > FRU (Field Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature of this
> > procedure, replacement of mouse ***** should only be
> > attempted by properly trained personnel.
> > Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse ***** by examining the
> > underside of the mouse
> > Domestic ***** will be larger and harder than foreign *****. Ball
> > removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of
> > the mouse. Foreign ***** can be replaced using the pop off method.
> > Domestic ***** are replaced by using the twist off method.
> > Mouse ***** are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive
> > handling can result in sudden discharge.
> >
> > Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.
> > It is recommended that each person have a pair of
> > spare ***** for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.
> > Any customer missing his ***** should contact the local personnel in
> > charge of removing and replacing these necessary items.
> > Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working ***** is an
> > unhappy customer.
> >
> >
>
>
because my mouse has no ***** either, but it sure it red where the ball(s)
is/are supposed to be. ;-)
Chris
"serg" <sfonNOSPAM@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:2gf44iF24npeU1@uni-berlin.de...
> lol!! my mouse is gelded too...what does it mean to have a mouse with no
> *****?
>
> "c" <c@me.org> wrote in message
> news:mnsoc.7639$aB5.7297@twister.rdc-kc.rr.com...
> > I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This was a real
> > memo sent out by a computer company (IBM) to its
> > employees in all seriousness. It went to all field engineers about a
> > computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo
> > was quite genuine. The engineers rolled on the floor! Especially note
> > the last couple of sentences.
> >
> > Re: Replacement of Mouse *****.
> >
> > If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may
> > need a ball replacement. Mouse ***** are now available as
> > FRU (Field Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature of this
> > procedure, replacement of mouse ***** should only be
> > attempted by properly trained personnel.
> > Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse ***** by examining the
> > underside of the mouse
> > Domestic ***** will be larger and harder than foreign *****. Ball
> > removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of
> > the mouse. Foreign ***** can be replaced using the pop off method.
> > Domestic ***** are replaced by using the twist off method.
> > Mouse ***** are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive
> > handling can result in sudden discharge.
> >
> > Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.
> > It is recommended that each person have a pair of
> > spare ***** for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.
> > Any customer missing his ***** should contact the local personnel in
> > charge of removing and replacing these necessary items.
> > Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working ***** is an
> > unhappy customer.
> >
> >
>
>
05-12-2004, 04:31 PM
#22
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Re: OT:Funny
What, no gramophone humor? ;)
c wrote:
> I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This was a real
> memo sent out by a computer company (IBM) to its
> employees in all seriousness. It went to all field engineers about a
> computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo
> was quite genuine. The engineers rolled on the floor! Especially note
> the last couple of sentences.
>
> Re: Replacement of Mouse *****.
>
> If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may
> need a ball replacement. Mouse ***** are now available as
> FRU (Field Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature of this
> procedure, replacement of mouse ***** should only be
> attempted by properly trained personnel.
> Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse ***** by examining the
> underside of the mouse
> Domestic ***** will be larger and harder than foreign *****. Ball
> removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of
> the mouse. Foreign ***** can be replaced using the pop off method.
> Domestic ***** are replaced by using the twist off method.
> Mouse ***** are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive
> handling can result in sudden discharge.
>
> Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.
> It is recommended that each person have a pair of
> spare ***** for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.
> Any customer missing his ***** should contact the local personnel in
> charge of removing and replacing these necessary items.
> Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working ***** is an
> unhappy customer.
>
>
--
__________________________________________________ _________
tw
03 TJ Rubicon - Rubicon Express 4.5"
01 XJ Sport
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
-- Dave Barry
Pronunciation: 'jEp
Function: noun
Date: 1940
Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
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1/4-ton capacity, and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in
World War II.
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c wrote:
> I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This was a real
> memo sent out by a computer company (IBM) to its
> employees in all seriousness. It went to all field engineers about a
> computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo
> was quite genuine. The engineers rolled on the floor! Especially note
> the last couple of sentences.
>
> Re: Replacement of Mouse *****.
>
> If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may
> need a ball replacement. Mouse ***** are now available as
> FRU (Field Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature of this
> procedure, replacement of mouse ***** should only be
> attempted by properly trained personnel.
> Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse ***** by examining the
> underside of the mouse
> Domestic ***** will be larger and harder than foreign *****. Ball
> removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of
> the mouse. Foreign ***** can be replaced using the pop off method.
> Domestic ***** are replaced by using the twist off method.
> Mouse ***** are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive
> handling can result in sudden discharge.
>
> Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.
> It is recommended that each person have a pair of
> spare ***** for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.
> Any customer missing his ***** should contact the local personnel in
> charge of removing and replacing these necessary items.
> Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working ***** is an
> unhappy customer.
>
>
--
__________________________________________________ _________
tw
03 TJ Rubicon - Rubicon Express 4.5"
01 XJ Sport
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
-- Dave Barry
Pronunciation: 'jEp
Function: noun
Date: 1940
Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80-inch wheelbase,
1/4-ton capacity, and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in
World War II.
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05-12-2004, 04:31 PM
#23
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Re: OT:Funny
What, no gramophone humor? ;)
c wrote:
> I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This was a real
> memo sent out by a computer company (IBM) to its
> employees in all seriousness. It went to all field engineers about a
> computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo
> was quite genuine. The engineers rolled on the floor! Especially note
> the last couple of sentences.
>
> Re: Replacement of Mouse *****.
>
> If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may
> need a ball replacement. Mouse ***** are now available as
> FRU (Field Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature of this
> procedure, replacement of mouse ***** should only be
> attempted by properly trained personnel.
> Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse ***** by examining the
> underside of the mouse
> Domestic ***** will be larger and harder than foreign *****. Ball
> removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of
> the mouse. Foreign ***** can be replaced using the pop off method.
> Domestic ***** are replaced by using the twist off method.
> Mouse ***** are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive
> handling can result in sudden discharge.
>
> Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.
> It is recommended that each person have a pair of
> spare ***** for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.
> Any customer missing his ***** should contact the local personnel in
> charge of removing and replacing these necessary items.
> Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working ***** is an
> unhappy customer.
>
>
--
__________________________________________________ _________
tw
03 TJ Rubicon - Rubicon Express 4.5"
01 XJ Sport
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
-- Dave Barry
Pronunciation: 'jEp
Function: noun
Date: 1940
Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80-inch wheelbase,
1/4-ton capacity, and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in
World War II.
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c wrote:
> I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This was a real
> memo sent out by a computer company (IBM) to its
> employees in all seriousness. It went to all field engineers about a
> computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo
> was quite genuine. The engineers rolled on the floor! Especially note
> the last couple of sentences.
>
> Re: Replacement of Mouse *****.
>
> If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may
> need a ball replacement. Mouse ***** are now available as
> FRU (Field Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature of this
> procedure, replacement of mouse ***** should only be
> attempted by properly trained personnel.
> Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse ***** by examining the
> underside of the mouse
> Domestic ***** will be larger and harder than foreign *****. Ball
> removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of
> the mouse. Foreign ***** can be replaced using the pop off method.
> Domestic ***** are replaced by using the twist off method.
> Mouse ***** are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive
> handling can result in sudden discharge.
>
> Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.
> It is recommended that each person have a pair of
> spare ***** for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.
> Any customer missing his ***** should contact the local personnel in
> charge of removing and replacing these necessary items.
> Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working ***** is an
> unhappy customer.
>
>
--
__________________________________________________ _________
tw
03 TJ Rubicon - Rubicon Express 4.5"
01 XJ Sport
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
-- Dave Barry
Pronunciation: 'jEp
Function: noun
Date: 1940
Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80-inch wheelbase,
1/4-ton capacity, and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in
World War II.
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05-12-2004, 04:31 PM
#24
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Re: OT:Funny
What, no gramophone humor? ;)
c wrote:
> I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This was a real
> memo sent out by a computer company (IBM) to its
> employees in all seriousness. It went to all field engineers about a
> computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo
> was quite genuine. The engineers rolled on the floor! Especially note
> the last couple of sentences.
>
> Re: Replacement of Mouse *****.
>
> If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may
> need a ball replacement. Mouse ***** are now available as
> FRU (Field Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature of this
> procedure, replacement of mouse ***** should only be
> attempted by properly trained personnel.
> Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse ***** by examining the
> underside of the mouse
> Domestic ***** will be larger and harder than foreign *****. Ball
> removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of
> the mouse. Foreign ***** can be replaced using the pop off method.
> Domestic ***** are replaced by using the twist off method.
> Mouse ***** are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive
> handling can result in sudden discharge.
>
> Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.
> It is recommended that each person have a pair of
> spare ***** for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.
> Any customer missing his ***** should contact the local personnel in
> charge of removing and replacing these necessary items.
> Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working ***** is an
> unhappy customer.
>
>
--
__________________________________________________ _________
tw
03 TJ Rubicon - Rubicon Express 4.5"
01 XJ Sport
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
-- Dave Barry
Pronunciation: 'jEp
Function: noun
Date: 1940
Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80-inch wheelbase,
1/4-ton capacity, and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in
World War II.
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c wrote:
> I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This was a real
> memo sent out by a computer company (IBM) to its
> employees in all seriousness. It went to all field engineers about a
> computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo
> was quite genuine. The engineers rolled on the floor! Especially note
> the last couple of sentences.
>
> Re: Replacement of Mouse *****.
>
> If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may
> need a ball replacement. Mouse ***** are now available as
> FRU (Field Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature of this
> procedure, replacement of mouse ***** should only be
> attempted by properly trained personnel.
> Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse ***** by examining the
> underside of the mouse
> Domestic ***** will be larger and harder than foreign *****. Ball
> removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of
> the mouse. Foreign ***** can be replaced using the pop off method.
> Domestic ***** are replaced by using the twist off method.
> Mouse ***** are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive
> handling can result in sudden discharge.
>
> Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.
> It is recommended that each person have a pair of
> spare ***** for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.
> Any customer missing his ***** should contact the local personnel in
> charge of removing and replacing these necessary items.
> Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working ***** is an
> unhappy customer.
>
>
--
__________________________________________________ _________
tw
03 TJ Rubicon - Rubicon Express 4.5"
01 XJ Sport
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
-- Dave Barry
Pronunciation: 'jEp
Function: noun
Date: 1940
Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80-inch wheelbase,
1/4-ton capacity, and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in
World War II.
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05-12-2004, 04:31 PM
#25
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Re: OT:Funny
What, no gramophone humor? ;)
c wrote:
> I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This was a real
> memo sent out by a computer company (IBM) to its
> employees in all seriousness. It went to all field engineers about a
> computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo
> was quite genuine. The engineers rolled on the floor! Especially note
> the last couple of sentences.
>
> Re: Replacement of Mouse *****.
>
> If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may
> need a ball replacement. Mouse ***** are now available as
> FRU (Field Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature of this
> procedure, replacement of mouse ***** should only be
> attempted by properly trained personnel.
> Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse ***** by examining the
> underside of the mouse
> Domestic ***** will be larger and harder than foreign *****. Ball
> removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of
> the mouse. Foreign ***** can be replaced using the pop off method.
> Domestic ***** are replaced by using the twist off method.
> Mouse ***** are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive
> handling can result in sudden discharge.
>
> Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.
> It is recommended that each person have a pair of
> spare ***** for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.
> Any customer missing his ***** should contact the local personnel in
> charge of removing and replacing these necessary items.
> Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working ***** is an
> unhappy customer.
>
>
--
__________________________________________________ _________
tw
03 TJ Rubicon - Rubicon Express 4.5"
01 XJ Sport
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
-- Dave Barry
Pronunciation: 'jEp
Function: noun
Date: 1940
Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80-inch wheelbase,
1/4-ton capacity, and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in
World War II.
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c wrote:
> I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This was a real
> memo sent out by a computer company (IBM) to its
> employees in all seriousness. It went to all field engineers about a
> computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo
> was quite genuine. The engineers rolled on the floor! Especially note
> the last couple of sentences.
>
> Re: Replacement of Mouse *****.
>
> If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may
> need a ball replacement. Mouse ***** are now available as
> FRU (Field Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature of this
> procedure, replacement of mouse ***** should only be
> attempted by properly trained personnel.
> Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse ***** by examining the
> underside of the mouse
> Domestic ***** will be larger and harder than foreign *****. Ball
> removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of
> the mouse. Foreign ***** can be replaced using the pop off method.
> Domestic ***** are replaced by using the twist off method.
> Mouse ***** are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive
> handling can result in sudden discharge.
>
> Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.
> It is recommended that each person have a pair of
> spare ***** for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.
> Any customer missing his ***** should contact the local personnel in
> charge of removing and replacing these necessary items.
> Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working ***** is an
> unhappy customer.
>
>
--
__________________________________________________ _________
tw
03 TJ Rubicon - Rubicon Express 4.5"
01 XJ Sport
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
-- Dave Barry
Pronunciation: 'jEp
Function: noun
Date: 1940
Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80-inch wheelbase,
1/4-ton capacity, and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in
World War II.
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05-12-2004, 05:25 PM
#26
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Re: OT:Funny
Bill....you certainly look different!
"L.W. (ßill) ------ III" <----------@***.net> wrote in message
news:40A27469.42E96A3D@***.net...
> That reminds me there was no mouse on the IBM Personal Computers:
> http://www.----------.com/KayPro.jpg
> God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
> mailto:--------------------
>
> Jo wrote:
> >
> > This was a riot in 1990...
"L.W. (ßill) ------ III" <----------@***.net> wrote in message
news:40A27469.42E96A3D@***.net...
> That reminds me there was no mouse on the IBM Personal Computers:
> http://www.----------.com/KayPro.jpg
> God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
> mailto:--------------------
>
> Jo wrote:
> >
> > This was a riot in 1990...
05-12-2004, 05:25 PM
#27
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Re: OT:Funny
Bill....you certainly look different!
"L.W. (ßill) ------ III" <----------@***.net> wrote in message
news:40A27469.42E96A3D@***.net...
> That reminds me there was no mouse on the IBM Personal Computers:
> http://www.----------.com/KayPro.jpg
> God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
> mailto:--------------------
>
> Jo wrote:
> >
> > This was a riot in 1990...
"L.W. (ßill) ------ III" <----------@***.net> wrote in message
news:40A27469.42E96A3D@***.net...
> That reminds me there was no mouse on the IBM Personal Computers:
> http://www.----------.com/KayPro.jpg
> God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
> mailto:--------------------
>
> Jo wrote:
> >
> > This was a riot in 1990...
05-12-2004, 05:25 PM
#28
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Re: OT:Funny
Bill....you certainly look different!
"L.W. (ßill) ------ III" <----------@***.net> wrote in message
news:40A27469.42E96A3D@***.net...
> That reminds me there was no mouse on the IBM Personal Computers:
> http://www.----------.com/KayPro.jpg
> God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
> mailto:--------------------
>
> Jo wrote:
> >
> > This was a riot in 1990...
"L.W. (ßill) ------ III" <----------@***.net> wrote in message
news:40A27469.42E96A3D@***.net...
> That reminds me there was no mouse on the IBM Personal Computers:
> http://www.----------.com/KayPro.jpg
> God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
> mailto:--------------------
>
> Jo wrote:
> >
> > This was a riot in 1990...
05-12-2004, 05:25 PM
#29
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Re: OT:Funny
Bill....you certainly look different!
"L.W. (ßill) ------ III" <----------@***.net> wrote in message
news:40A27469.42E96A3D@***.net...
> That reminds me there was no mouse on the IBM Personal Computers:
> http://www.----------.com/KayPro.jpg
> God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
> mailto:--------------------
>
> Jo wrote:
> >
> > This was a riot in 1990...
"L.W. (ßill) ------ III" <----------@***.net> wrote in message
news:40A27469.42E96A3D@***.net...
> That reminds me there was no mouse on the IBM Personal Computers:
> http://www.----------.com/KayPro.jpg
> God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
> mailto:--------------------
>
> Jo wrote:
> >
> > This was a riot in 1990...
05-12-2004, 05:30 PM
#30
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Re: OT:Funny
My Mother at my age, then.
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
SB wrote:
>
> Bill....you certainly look different!
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
SB wrote:
>
> Bill....you certainly look different!
