OT:Funny
05-12-2004, 05:30 PM
#31
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Re: OT:Funny
My Mother at my age, then.
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SB wrote:
>
> Bill....you certainly look different!
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
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SB wrote:
>
> Bill....you certainly look different!
05-12-2004, 05:30 PM
#32
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Re: OT:Funny
My Mother at my age, then.
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
SB wrote:
>
> Bill....you certainly look different!
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
SB wrote:
>
> Bill....you certainly look different!
05-12-2004, 05:30 PM
#33
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Re: OT:Funny
My Mother at my age, then.
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
SB wrote:
>
> Bill....you certainly look different!
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
SB wrote:
>
> Bill....you certainly look different!
05-12-2004, 11:24 PM
#34
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Re: OT:Funny
In news:mnsoc.7639$aB5.7297@twister.rdc-kc.rr.com,
c from <c@me.org> was injured because:
| I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This
| was a real memo sent out by a computer company (IBM) to its
| employees in all seriousness. It went to all field engineers
| about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo
| was quite genuine. The engineers rolled on the floor!
| Especially note the last couple of sentences.
|
| Re: Replacement of Mouse *****.
|
| If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically,
| it may need a ball replacement. Mouse ***** are now available
| as
| FRU (Field Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature
| of this procedure, replacement of mouse ***** should only be
| attempted by properly trained personnel.
| Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse ***** by
| examining the underside of the mouse
| Domestic ***** will be larger and harder than foreign *****.
| Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer
| of
| the mouse. Foreign ***** can be replaced using the pop off
| method. Domestic ***** are replaced by using the twist off
| method.
| Mouse ***** are not usually static sensitive. However,
| excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.
|
| Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used
| immediately. It is recommended that each person have a pair of
| spare ***** for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.
| Any customer missing his ***** should contact the local
| personnel in charge of removing and replacing these necessary
| items.
| Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working
| ***** is an unhappy customer.
This has been circulating for years, never really came from IBM, or
anyone else but a guy who thought he would be funny.....
--
--
Joe Pribe
NC
jpribe 'at' nc.rr.com <you know the drill
jegp 'at' hotmail.com < at is really @
---- I Love My O|||||||O TJ
c from <c@me.org> was injured because:
| I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This
| was a real memo sent out by a computer company (IBM) to its
| employees in all seriousness. It went to all field engineers
| about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo
| was quite genuine. The engineers rolled on the floor!
| Especially note the last couple of sentences.
|
| Re: Replacement of Mouse *****.
|
| If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically,
| it may need a ball replacement. Mouse ***** are now available
| as
| FRU (Field Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature
| of this procedure, replacement of mouse ***** should only be
| attempted by properly trained personnel.
| Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse ***** by
| examining the underside of the mouse
| Domestic ***** will be larger and harder than foreign *****.
| Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer
| of
| the mouse. Foreign ***** can be replaced using the pop off
| method. Domestic ***** are replaced by using the twist off
| method.
| Mouse ***** are not usually static sensitive. However,
| excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.
|
| Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used
| immediately. It is recommended that each person have a pair of
| spare ***** for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.
| Any customer missing his ***** should contact the local
| personnel in charge of removing and replacing these necessary
| items.
| Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working
| ***** is an unhappy customer.
This has been circulating for years, never really came from IBM, or
anyone else but a guy who thought he would be funny.....
--
--
Joe Pribe
NC
jpribe 'at' nc.rr.com <you know the drill
jegp 'at' hotmail.com < at is really @
---- I Love My O|||||||O TJ
05-12-2004, 11:24 PM
#35
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Re: OT:Funny
In news:mnsoc.7639$aB5.7297@twister.rdc-kc.rr.com,
c from <c@me.org> was injured because:
| I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This
| was a real memo sent out by a computer company (IBM) to its
| employees in all seriousness. It went to all field engineers
| about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo
| was quite genuine. The engineers rolled on the floor!
| Especially note the last couple of sentences.
|
| Re: Replacement of Mouse *****.
|
| If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically,
| it may need a ball replacement. Mouse ***** are now available
| as
| FRU (Field Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature
| of this procedure, replacement of mouse ***** should only be
| attempted by properly trained personnel.
| Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse ***** by
| examining the underside of the mouse
| Domestic ***** will be larger and harder than foreign *****.
| Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer
| of
| the mouse. Foreign ***** can be replaced using the pop off
| method. Domestic ***** are replaced by using the twist off
| method.
| Mouse ***** are not usually static sensitive. However,
| excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.
|
| Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used
| immediately. It is recommended that each person have a pair of
| spare ***** for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.
| Any customer missing his ***** should contact the local
| personnel in charge of removing and replacing these necessary
| items.
| Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working
| ***** is an unhappy customer.
This has been circulating for years, never really came from IBM, or
anyone else but a guy who thought he would be funny.....
--
--
Joe Pribe
NC
jpribe 'at' nc.rr.com <you know the drill
jegp 'at' hotmail.com < at is really @
---- I Love My O|||||||O TJ
c from <c@me.org> was injured because:
| I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This
| was a real memo sent out by a computer company (IBM) to its
| employees in all seriousness. It went to all field engineers
| about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo
| was quite genuine. The engineers rolled on the floor!
| Especially note the last couple of sentences.
|
| Re: Replacement of Mouse *****.
|
| If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically,
| it may need a ball replacement. Mouse ***** are now available
| as
| FRU (Field Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature
| of this procedure, replacement of mouse ***** should only be
| attempted by properly trained personnel.
| Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse ***** by
| examining the underside of the mouse
| Domestic ***** will be larger and harder than foreign *****.
| Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer
| of
| the mouse. Foreign ***** can be replaced using the pop off
| method. Domestic ***** are replaced by using the twist off
| method.
| Mouse ***** are not usually static sensitive. However,
| excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.
|
| Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used
| immediately. It is recommended that each person have a pair of
| spare ***** for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.
| Any customer missing his ***** should contact the local
| personnel in charge of removing and replacing these necessary
| items.
| Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working
| ***** is an unhappy customer.
This has been circulating for years, never really came from IBM, or
anyone else but a guy who thought he would be funny.....
--
--
Joe Pribe
NC
jpribe 'at' nc.rr.com <you know the drill
jegp 'at' hotmail.com < at is really @
---- I Love My O|||||||O TJ
05-12-2004, 11:24 PM
#36
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Re: OT:Funny
In news:mnsoc.7639$aB5.7297@twister.rdc-kc.rr.com,
c from <c@me.org> was injured because:
| I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This
| was a real memo sent out by a computer company (IBM) to its
| employees in all seriousness. It went to all field engineers
| about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo
| was quite genuine. The engineers rolled on the floor!
| Especially note the last couple of sentences.
|
| Re: Replacement of Mouse *****.
|
| If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically,
| it may need a ball replacement. Mouse ***** are now available
| as
| FRU (Field Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature
| of this procedure, replacement of mouse ***** should only be
| attempted by properly trained personnel.
| Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse ***** by
| examining the underside of the mouse
| Domestic ***** will be larger and harder than foreign *****.
| Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer
| of
| the mouse. Foreign ***** can be replaced using the pop off
| method. Domestic ***** are replaced by using the twist off
| method.
| Mouse ***** are not usually static sensitive. However,
| excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.
|
| Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used
| immediately. It is recommended that each person have a pair of
| spare ***** for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.
| Any customer missing his ***** should contact the local
| personnel in charge of removing and replacing these necessary
| items.
| Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working
| ***** is an unhappy customer.
This has been circulating for years, never really came from IBM, or
anyone else but a guy who thought he would be funny.....
--
--
Joe Pribe
NC
jpribe 'at' nc.rr.com <you know the drill
jegp 'at' hotmail.com < at is really @
---- I Love My O|||||||O TJ
c from <c@me.org> was injured because:
| I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This
| was a real memo sent out by a computer company (IBM) to its
| employees in all seriousness. It went to all field engineers
| about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo
| was quite genuine. The engineers rolled on the floor!
| Especially note the last couple of sentences.
|
| Re: Replacement of Mouse *****.
|
| If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically,
| it may need a ball replacement. Mouse ***** are now available
| as
| FRU (Field Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature
| of this procedure, replacement of mouse ***** should only be
| attempted by properly trained personnel.
| Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse ***** by
| examining the underside of the mouse
| Domestic ***** will be larger and harder than foreign *****.
| Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer
| of
| the mouse. Foreign ***** can be replaced using the pop off
| method. Domestic ***** are replaced by using the twist off
| method.
| Mouse ***** are not usually static sensitive. However,
| excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.
|
| Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used
| immediately. It is recommended that each person have a pair of
| spare ***** for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.
| Any customer missing his ***** should contact the local
| personnel in charge of removing and replacing these necessary
| items.
| Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working
| ***** is an unhappy customer.
This has been circulating for years, never really came from IBM, or
anyone else but a guy who thought he would be funny.....
--
--
Joe Pribe
NC
jpribe 'at' nc.rr.com <you know the drill
jegp 'at' hotmail.com < at is really @
---- I Love My O|||||||O TJ
05-12-2004, 11:24 PM
#37
Guest
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Re: OT:Funny
In news:mnsoc.7639$aB5.7297@twister.rdc-kc.rr.com,
c from <c@me.org> was injured because:
| I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This
| was a real memo sent out by a computer company (IBM) to its
| employees in all seriousness. It went to all field engineers
| about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo
| was quite genuine. The engineers rolled on the floor!
| Especially note the last couple of sentences.
|
| Re: Replacement of Mouse *****.
|
| If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically,
| it may need a ball replacement. Mouse ***** are now available
| as
| FRU (Field Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature
| of this procedure, replacement of mouse ***** should only be
| attempted by properly trained personnel.
| Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse ***** by
| examining the underside of the mouse
| Domestic ***** will be larger and harder than foreign *****.
| Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer
| of
| the mouse. Foreign ***** can be replaced using the pop off
| method. Domestic ***** are replaced by using the twist off
| method.
| Mouse ***** are not usually static sensitive. However,
| excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.
|
| Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used
| immediately. It is recommended that each person have a pair of
| spare ***** for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.
| Any customer missing his ***** should contact the local
| personnel in charge of removing and replacing these necessary
| items.
| Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working
| ***** is an unhappy customer.
This has been circulating for years, never really came from IBM, or
anyone else but a guy who thought he would be funny.....
--
--
Joe Pribe
NC
jpribe 'at' nc.rr.com <you know the drill
jegp 'at' hotmail.com < at is really @
---- I Love My O|||||||O TJ
c from <c@me.org> was injured because:
| I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This
| was a real memo sent out by a computer company (IBM) to its
| employees in all seriousness. It went to all field engineers
| about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo
| was quite genuine. The engineers rolled on the floor!
| Especially note the last couple of sentences.
|
| Re: Replacement of Mouse *****.
|
| If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically,
| it may need a ball replacement. Mouse ***** are now available
| as
| FRU (Field Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature
| of this procedure, replacement of mouse ***** should only be
| attempted by properly trained personnel.
| Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse ***** by
| examining the underside of the mouse
| Domestic ***** will be larger and harder than foreign *****.
| Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer
| of
| the mouse. Foreign ***** can be replaced using the pop off
| method. Domestic ***** are replaced by using the twist off
| method.
| Mouse ***** are not usually static sensitive. However,
| excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.
|
| Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used
| immediately. It is recommended that each person have a pair of
| spare ***** for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.
| Any customer missing his ***** should contact the local
| personnel in charge of removing and replacing these necessary
| items.
| Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working
| ***** is an unhappy customer.
This has been circulating for years, never really came from IBM, or
anyone else but a guy who thought he would be funny.....
--
--
Joe Pribe
NC
jpribe 'at' nc.rr.com <you know the drill
jegp 'at' hotmail.com < at is really @
---- I Love My O|||||||O TJ
05-13-2004, 12:19 AM
#38
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Re: OT:Funny
"L.W. (ßill) ------ III" <----------@***.net> wrote in message
news:40A257B9.3D66F86C@***.net...
> My mouse has been gelded: http://www.----------.com/mouse.jpg
> God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
> mailto:--------------------
Real mice don't have *****.
05-13-2004, 12:19 AM
#39
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Re: OT:Funny
"L.W. (ßill) ------ III" <----------@***.net> wrote in message
news:40A257B9.3D66F86C@***.net...
> My mouse has been gelded: http://www.----------.com/mouse.jpg
> God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
> mailto:--------------------
Real mice don't have *****.
05-13-2004, 12:19 AM
#40
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Re: OT:Funny
"L.W. (ßill) ------ III" <----------@***.net> wrote in message
news:40A257B9.3D66F86C@***.net...
> My mouse has been gelded: http://www.----------.com/mouse.jpg
> God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
> mailto:--------------------
Real mice don't have *****.