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Re: OFF TOPIC - Truth or Joke?

Jeff Strickland wrote:
>
> I got this email yesterday. Notice the offer extends through 8/20, but I
> didn't get the notification until 8/27. There is a link provided, but my
> suggestion is to NOT click it.
>

> 4. New shipment of cocaine has arrived, buy 9 grams and get 10th for free.
>
> 5. We also offer gay-slaves for sale, we offer only such service on the NET,
> you can choose the one you like, then get straight to business.

It's abviously fake!

A) There are no discounts on Cocaine!

B) Gay-slaves would never "get straight" to work...

:) :) :)

Re: OFF TOPIC - Truth or Joke?

Dreamweaver ?? What's wrong with VI ? That's what real men use to do their
webby intellectual flower arranging !

( when I were a lad, we programmed in 2 bytes of memory ... luxury !)

[ apologies to the Python team - that's Mony Python, not the language ].
Dave Milne, Scotland
'99 TJ 4.0 Sahara

"Jeff Gross" <jeffgross@charter.net> wrote in message
news:vktqvceitm5m7a@corp.supernews.com...
: I looked at the source of their front page.
: They made it with MS Front Page - the Fisher-Price of the internet.
: What a joke. Learn Dreamweaver, ya dweebs! Buncha twits!
:
: Cheers,
: - Jeff G
: http://jeffgross.com

Re: OFF TOPIC - Truth or Joke?

lol ...

Dave Milne wrote:

>Dreamweaver ?? What's wrong with VI ? That's what real men use to do their
>webby intellectual flower arranging !
>
>( when I were a lad, we programmed in 2 bytes of memory ... luxury !)
>
>

Re: OFF TOPIC - Truth or Joke?

Ahhh, little glasshopper. Available with the DreamWeaver/Fireworks
suite is the highly powerful tool known as HomeSite. Which is
pretty much a glorified PC style emacs complete with color coding,
but otherwise an extremely powerful raw html editor. And once
you register HomeSite, you can go get TopStyle from the guy who
wrote HomeSite originally.

Besides, *real* men don't do websites with vi, they use PERL,
CGI, JavaBeans, XML, Oraperl, SQL, etc. etc. etc.

Approximately 8/29/03 00:49, Dave Milne uttered for posterity:

> Dreamweaver ?? What's wrong with VI ? That's what real men use to do their
> webby intellectual flower arranging !
>
> ( when I were a lad, we programmed in 2 bytes of memory ... luxury !)
>
> [ apologies to the Python team - that's Mony Python, not the language ].
> Dave Milne, Scotland
> '99 TJ 4.0 Sahara
>
> "Jeff Gross" <jeffgross@charter.net> wrote in message
> news:vktqvceitm5m7a@corp.supernews.com...
> : I looked at the source of their front page.
> : They made it with MS Front Page - the Fisher-Price of the internet.
> : What a joke. Learn Dreamweaver, ya dweebs! Buncha twits!
> :
> : Cheers,
> : - Jeff G
> : http://jeffgross.com
>
>

Re: OFF TOPIC - Truth or Joke?

1. Open Dreamweaver.
2. hit the F10 key.
3. Make a webpage like a real man.

- JG

Dave Milne wrote:

>Dreamweaver ?? What's wrong with VI ? That's what real men use to do their
>webby intellectual flower arranging !
>
>( when I were a lad, we programmed in 2 bytes of memory ... luxury !)
>
>[ apologies to the Python team - that's Mony Python, not the language ].
>Dave Milne, Scotland
>'99 TJ 4.0 Sahara
>
>"Jeff Gross" <jeffgross@charter.net> wrote in message
>news:vktqvceitm5m7a@corp.supernews.com...
>: I looked at the source of their front page.
>: They made it with MS Front Page - the Fisher-Price of the internet.
>: What a joke. Learn Dreamweaver, ya dweebs! Buncha twits!
>:
>: Cheers,
>: - Jeff G
>: http://jeffgross.com
>
>
>
>

Re: OFF TOPIC - Truth or Joke?

Feh, any time you'd care to learn raw html, css, dhtml, xml,
just cough up a few hundred per hour and buy a good raw
code editor so you can keep up. Notepad is ok for script
kiddies, but if you are not familiar with HomeSite, the
teaching price goes up another hundred per hour.

Or to quote one cow orker's answer to the query on the tools
folks used to maintain information on our internal website,
"Forte Java Compiler."

Approximately 8/31/03 18:22, Tyler Dirden uttered for posterity:

> You will be that Master when you can snatch the NOTEPAD from my hand.
> DreamWeaver, indeed. Learn code, ya knobs!
> :-)
> notice the smiley.
> td
>
> "Lon Stowell" <lon.stowell@comcast.net> wrote in message
> news:4kN3b.298149$Ho3.41803@sccrnsc03...
>>
>> Ahhh, little glasshopper. Available with the DreamWeaver/Fireworks
>> suite is the highly powerful tool known as HomeSite. Which is
>> pretty much a glorified PC style emacs complete with color coding,
>> but otherwise an extremely powerful raw html editor. And once
>> you register HomeSite, you can go get TopStyle from the guy who
>> wrote HomeSite originally.
>>
>> Besides, *real* men don't do websites with vi, they use PERL,
>> CGI, JavaBeans, XML, Oraperl, SQL, etc. etc. etc.
>>
>> Approximately 8/29/03 00:49, Dave Milne uttered for posterity:
>>
>> > Dreamweaver ?? What's wrong with VI ? That's what real men use to do
> their
>> > webby intellectual flower arranging !
>> >
>> > ( when I were a lad, we programmed in 2 bytes of memory ... luxury !)
>> >
>> > [ apologies to the Python team - that's Mony Python, not the language ].
>> > Dave Milne, Scotland
>> > '99 TJ 4.0 Sahara
>> >
>> > "Jeff Gross" <jeffgross@charter.net> wrote in message
>> > news:vktqvceitm5m7a@corp.supernews.com...
>> > : I looked at the source of their front page.
>> > : They made it with MS Front Page - the Fisher-Price of the internet.
>> > : What a joke. Learn Dreamweaver, ya dweebs! Buncha twits!
>> > :
>> > : Cheers,
>> > : - Jeff G
>> > : http://jeffgross.com
>> >
>> >
>>
>
>