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I got this email yesterday. Notice the offer extends through 8/20, but I
didn't get the notification until 8/27. There is a link provided, but my suggestion is to NOT click it. +++++ Welcome to the site http://www.darkprofits.com, it's us again, now we extended our offerings, here is a list: 1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form. 2. Rocket fuel and Tomohawk rockets (serious enquiries only). 3. Other rockets (Air-to-Air), orders in batches of 10. 4. New shipment of cocaine has arrived, buy 9 grams and get 10th for free. 5. We also offer gay-slaves for sale, we offer only such service on the NET, you can choose the one you like, then get straight to business. 6. Fake currencies, such as Euros and US dollars, prices would match competition. 7. Also, as always, we offer widest range of child pornography and exclusive lolita galleries, to keep out clients busy. Everyone is welcome, be it in States or any other place worldwide. ATTENTION. Clearance offer. Buy 30 grams of heroin, get 5 free. Prepay your batch of rockets (air-to-air) and recieve a portable rocket-lacuncher for free. http://www.darkprofits.com This offer won't last! Only until 20th of August all our clients will also recieve a pack of 2 CDs, with best selection of child pornography. |
Re: OFF TOPIC - Truth or Joke?
Approximately 8/28/03 09:20, Jeff Strickland uttered for posterity:
> I got this email yesterday. Notice the offer extends through 8/20, but I > didn't get the notification until 8/27. There is a link provided, but my > suggestion is to NOT click it. > > +++++ > Welcome to the site http://www.darkprofits.com, it's us again, now we > extended our offerings, > here is a list: > > 1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form. > If you do go to the website, there is a link to the spam disclaimer. The site itself looks like the sort of thing a bunch of teenage script kiddies would run. The disclaimer: *************** "Spam Disclaimer Please note that we do not send Spam of any kind. The Spam you received is from a disgruntled banned member of our forum. We thank our host for seeing that the claims of content are ludicrous and this is what is known as a "joe job". We apologize for the Spammer's actions and if you are here looking for what is contained in the Spam you will be disappointed. We do not have any ---- for you perverts. We also do not have any nuclear weapons or pounds of drugs for you junkies. We are also fresh out of gay slaves, hookers and the like. Please check the headers of your Spam and complain to the true senders account. |
Re: OFF TOPIC - Truth or Joke?
Approximately 8/28/03 09:20, Jeff Strickland uttered for posterity:
> I got this email yesterday. Notice the offer extends through 8/20, but I > didn't get the notification until 8/27. There is a link provided, but my > suggestion is to NOT click it. > > +++++ > Welcome to the site http://www.darkprofits.com, it's us again, now we > extended our offerings, > here is a list: > > 1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form. > If you do go to the website, there is a link to the spam disclaimer. The site itself looks like the sort of thing a bunch of teenage script kiddies would run. The disclaimer: *************** "Spam Disclaimer Please note that we do not send Spam of any kind. The Spam you received is from a disgruntled banned member of our forum. We thank our host for seeing that the claims of content are ludicrous and this is what is known as a "joe job". We apologize for the Spammer's actions and if you are here looking for what is contained in the Spam you will be disappointed. We do not have any ---- for you perverts. We also do not have any nuclear weapons or pounds of drugs for you junkies. We are also fresh out of gay slaves, hookers and the like. Please check the headers of your Spam and complain to the true senders account. |
Re: OFF TOPIC - Truth or Joke?
I didn't click the link because my first thought was that it was going to
launch some kind of virus. I recognized the joke for what it is, I mean, what sort of moron with pounds of heroin to sell, not to mention cruise missles, is going to use spam to peddle his wares? What does darkprofits peddle, by the way? "Lon Stowell" <lon.stowell@comcast.net> wrote in message news:rGqdnTM7eo1p3tOiXTWJjA@comcast.com... > Approximately 8/28/03 09:20, Jeff Strickland uttered for posterity: > > > I got this email yesterday. Notice the offer extends through 8/20, but I > > didn't get the notification until 8/27. There is a link provided, but my > > suggestion is to NOT click it. > > > > +++++ > > Welcome to the site http://www.darkprofits.com, it's us again, now we > > extended our offerings, > > here is a list: > > > > 1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form. > > > > If you do go to the website, there is a link to the spam > disclaimer. > > The site itself looks like the sort of thing a bunch of teenage > script kiddies would run. > > The disclaimer: > > > *************** > "Spam Disclaimer > > > Please note that we do not send Spam of any kind. The Spam you received > is from a disgruntled banned member of our forum. We thank our host for > seeing that the claims of content are ludicrous and this is what is > known as a "joe job". > > We apologize for the Spammer's actions and if you are here looking for > what is contained in the Spam you will be disappointed. We do not have > any ---- for you perverts. We also do not have any nuclear weapons or > pounds of drugs for you junkies. We are also fresh out of gay slaves, > hookers and the like. > > Please check the headers of your Spam and complain to the true senders > account. > |
Re: OFF TOPIC - Truth or Joke?
I didn't click the link because my first thought was that it was going to
launch some kind of virus. I recognized the joke for what it is, I mean, what sort of moron with pounds of heroin to sell, not to mention cruise missles, is going to use spam to peddle his wares? What does darkprofits peddle, by the way? "Lon Stowell" <lon.stowell@comcast.net> wrote in message news:rGqdnTM7eo1p3tOiXTWJjA@comcast.com... > Approximately 8/28/03 09:20, Jeff Strickland uttered for posterity: > > > I got this email yesterday. Notice the offer extends through 8/20, but I > > didn't get the notification until 8/27. There is a link provided, but my > > suggestion is to NOT click it. > > > > +++++ > > Welcome to the site http://www.darkprofits.com, it's us again, now we > > extended our offerings, > > here is a list: > > > > 1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form. > > > > If you do go to the website, there is a link to the spam > disclaimer. > > The site itself looks like the sort of thing a bunch of teenage > script kiddies would run. > > The disclaimer: > > > *************** > "Spam Disclaimer > > > Please note that we do not send Spam of any kind. The Spam you received > is from a disgruntled banned member of our forum. We thank our host for > seeing that the claims of content are ludicrous and this is what is > known as a "joe job". > > We apologize for the Spammer's actions and if you are here looking for > what is contained in the Spam you will be disappointed. We do not have > any ---- for you perverts. We also do not have any nuclear weapons or > pounds of drugs for you junkies. We are also fresh out of gay slaves, > hookers and the like. > > Please check the headers of your Spam and complain to the true senders > account. > |
Re: OFF TOPIC - Truth or Joke?
Smart.
Jeff Strickland wrote: > > I didn't click the link because my first thought was that it was going to > launch some kind of virus. I recognized the joke for what it is, I mean, > what sort of moron with pounds of heroin to sell, not to mention cruise > missles, is going to use spam to peddle his wares? > > What does darkprofits peddle, by the way? |
Re: OFF TOPIC - Truth or Joke?
Smart.
Jeff Strickland wrote: > > I didn't click the link because my first thought was that it was going to > launch some kind of virus. I recognized the joke for what it is, I mean, > what sort of moron with pounds of heroin to sell, not to mention cruise > missles, is going to use spam to peddle his wares? > > What does darkprofits peddle, by the way? |
Re: OFF TOPIC - Truth or Joke?
Approximately 8/28/03 11:48, Jeff Strickland uttered for posterity:
> I didn't click the link because my first thought was that it was going to > launch some kind of virus. I recognized the joke for what it is, I mean, > what sort of moron with pounds of heroin to sell, not to mention cruise > missles, is going to use spam to peddle his wares? > > What does darkprofits peddle, by the way? As near as I can tell, not much more than a tricycle. But I admit to a somewhat scornful attitude toward script kiddies in general. |
Re: OFF TOPIC - Truth or Joke?
Approximately 8/28/03 11:48, Jeff Strickland uttered for posterity:
> I didn't click the link because my first thought was that it was going to > launch some kind of virus. I recognized the joke for what it is, I mean, > what sort of moron with pounds of heroin to sell, not to mention cruise > missles, is going to use spam to peddle his wares? > > What does darkprofits peddle, by the way? As near as I can tell, not much more than a tricycle. But I admit to a somewhat scornful attitude toward script kiddies in general. |
Re: OFF TOPIC - Truth or Joke?
Jeff Strickland wrote:
> > I got this email yesterday. Notice the offer extends through 8/20, but I > didn't get the notification until 8/27. There is a link provided, but my > suggestion is to NOT click it. > > 4. New shipment of cocaine has arrived, buy 9 grams and get 10th for free. > > 5. We also offer gay-slaves for sale, we offer only such service on the NET, > you can choose the one you like, then get straight to business. It's abviously fake! A) There are no discounts on Cocaine! B) Gay-slaves would never "get straight" to work... :) :) :) |
Re: OFF TOPIC - Truth or Joke?
Jeff Strickland wrote:
> > I got this email yesterday. Notice the offer extends through 8/20, but I > didn't get the notification until 8/27. There is a link provided, but my > suggestion is to NOT click it. > > 4. New shipment of cocaine has arrived, buy 9 grams and get 10th for free. > > 5. We also offer gay-slaves for sale, we offer only such service on the NET, > you can choose the one you like, then get straight to business. It's abviously fake! A) There are no discounts on Cocaine! B) Gay-slaves would never "get straight" to work... :) :) :) |
Re: OFF TOPIC - Truth or Joke?
Dreamweaver ?? What's wrong with VI ? That's what real men use to do their
webby intellectual flower arranging ! ( when I were a lad, we programmed in 2 bytes of memory ... luxury !) [ apologies to the Python team - that's Mony Python, not the language ]. Dave Milne, Scotland '99 TJ 4.0 Sahara "Jeff Gross" <jeffgross@charter.net> wrote in message news:vktqvceitm5m7a@corp.supernews.com... : I looked at the source of their front page. : They made it with MS Front Page - the Fisher-Price of the internet. : What a joke. Learn Dreamweaver, ya dweebs! Buncha twits! : : Cheers, : - Jeff G : http://jeffgross.com |
Re: OFF TOPIC - Truth or Joke?
Dreamweaver ?? What's wrong with VI ? That's what real men use to do their
webby intellectual flower arranging ! ( when I were a lad, we programmed in 2 bytes of memory ... luxury !) [ apologies to the Python team - that's Mony Python, not the language ]. Dave Milne, Scotland '99 TJ 4.0 Sahara "Jeff Gross" <jeffgross@charter.net> wrote in message news:vktqvceitm5m7a@corp.supernews.com... : I looked at the source of their front page. : They made it with MS Front Page - the Fisher-Price of the internet. : What a joke. Learn Dreamweaver, ya dweebs! Buncha twits! : : Cheers, : - Jeff G : http://jeffgross.com |
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lol ...
Dave Milne wrote: >Dreamweaver ?? What's wrong with VI ? That's what real men use to do their >webby intellectual flower arranging ! > >( when I were a lad, we programmed in 2 bytes of memory ... luxury !) > > |
Re: OFF TOPIC - Truth or Joke?
lol ...
Dave Milne wrote: >Dreamweaver ?? What's wrong with VI ? That's what real men use to do their >webby intellectual flower arranging ! > >( when I were a lad, we programmed in 2 bytes of memory ... luxury !) > > |
Re: OFF TOPIC - Truth or Joke?
Ahhh, little glasshopper. Available with the DreamWeaver/Fireworks suite is the highly powerful tool known as HomeSite. Which is pretty much a glorified PC style emacs complete with color coding, but otherwise an extremely powerful raw html editor. And once you register HomeSite, you can go get TopStyle from the guy who wrote HomeSite originally. Besides, *real* men don't do websites with vi, they use PERL, CGI, JavaBeans, XML, Oraperl, SQL, etc. etc. etc. Approximately 8/29/03 00:49, Dave Milne uttered for posterity: > Dreamweaver ?? What's wrong with VI ? That's what real men use to do their > webby intellectual flower arranging ! > > ( when I were a lad, we programmed in 2 bytes of memory ... luxury !) > > [ apologies to the Python team - that's Mony Python, not the language ]. > Dave Milne, Scotland > '99 TJ 4.0 Sahara > > "Jeff Gross" <jeffgross@charter.net> wrote in message > news:vktqvceitm5m7a@corp.supernews.com... > : I looked at the source of their front page. > : They made it with MS Front Page - the Fisher-Price of the internet. > : What a joke. Learn Dreamweaver, ya dweebs! Buncha twits! > : > : Cheers, > : - Jeff G > : http://jeffgross.com > > |
Re: OFF TOPIC - Truth or Joke?
Ahhh, little glasshopper. Available with the DreamWeaver/Fireworks suite is the highly powerful tool known as HomeSite. Which is pretty much a glorified PC style emacs complete with color coding, but otherwise an extremely powerful raw html editor. And once you register HomeSite, you can go get TopStyle from the guy who wrote HomeSite originally. Besides, *real* men don't do websites with vi, they use PERL, CGI, JavaBeans, XML, Oraperl, SQL, etc. etc. etc. Approximately 8/29/03 00:49, Dave Milne uttered for posterity: > Dreamweaver ?? What's wrong with VI ? That's what real men use to do their > webby intellectual flower arranging ! > > ( when I were a lad, we programmed in 2 bytes of memory ... luxury !) > > [ apologies to the Python team - that's Mony Python, not the language ]. > Dave Milne, Scotland > '99 TJ 4.0 Sahara > > "Jeff Gross" <jeffgross@charter.net> wrote in message > news:vktqvceitm5m7a@corp.supernews.com... > : I looked at the source of their front page. > : They made it with MS Front Page - the Fisher-Price of the internet. > : What a joke. Learn Dreamweaver, ya dweebs! Buncha twits! > : > : Cheers, > : - Jeff G > : http://jeffgross.com > > |
Re: OFF TOPIC - Truth or Joke?
1. Open Dreamweaver.
2. hit the F10 key. 3. Make a webpage like a real man. - JG Dave Milne wrote: >Dreamweaver ?? What's wrong with VI ? That's what real men use to do their >webby intellectual flower arranging ! > >( when I were a lad, we programmed in 2 bytes of memory ... luxury !) > >[ apologies to the Python team - that's Mony Python, not the language ]. >Dave Milne, Scotland >'99 TJ 4.0 Sahara > >"Jeff Gross" <jeffgross@charter.net> wrote in message >news:vktqvceitm5m7a@corp.supernews.com... >: I looked at the source of their front page. >: They made it with MS Front Page - the Fisher-Price of the internet. >: What a joke. Learn Dreamweaver, ya dweebs! Buncha twits! >: >: Cheers, >: - Jeff G >: http://jeffgross.com > > > > |
Re: OFF TOPIC - Truth or Joke?
1. Open Dreamweaver.
2. hit the F10 key. 3. Make a webpage like a real man. - JG Dave Milne wrote: >Dreamweaver ?? What's wrong with VI ? That's what real men use to do their >webby intellectual flower arranging ! > >( when I were a lad, we programmed in 2 bytes of memory ... luxury !) > >[ apologies to the Python team - that's Mony Python, not the language ]. >Dave Milne, Scotland >'99 TJ 4.0 Sahara > >"Jeff Gross" <jeffgross@charter.net> wrote in message >news:vktqvceitm5m7a@corp.supernews.com... >: I looked at the source of their front page. >: They made it with MS Front Page - the Fisher-Price of the internet. >: What a joke. Learn Dreamweaver, ya dweebs! Buncha twits! >: >: Cheers, >: - Jeff G >: http://jeffgross.com > > > > |
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Feh, any time you'd care to learn raw html, css, dhtml, xml,
just cough up a few hundred per hour and buy a good raw code editor so you can keep up. Notepad is ok for script kiddies, but if you are not familiar with HomeSite, the teaching price goes up another hundred per hour. Or to quote one cow orker's answer to the query on the tools folks used to maintain information on our internal website, "Forte Java Compiler." Approximately 8/31/03 18:22, Tyler Dirden uttered for posterity: > You will be that Master when you can snatch the NOTEPAD from my hand. > DreamWeaver, indeed. Learn code, ya knobs! > :-) > notice the smiley. > td > > "Lon Stowell" <lon.stowell@comcast.net> wrote in message > news:4kN3b.298149$Ho3.41803@sccrnsc03... >> >> Ahhh, little glasshopper. Available with the DreamWeaver/Fireworks >> suite is the highly powerful tool known as HomeSite. Which is >> pretty much a glorified PC style emacs complete with color coding, >> but otherwise an extremely powerful raw html editor. And once >> you register HomeSite, you can go get TopStyle from the guy who >> wrote HomeSite originally. >> >> Besides, *real* men don't do websites with vi, they use PERL, >> CGI, JavaBeans, XML, Oraperl, SQL, etc. etc. etc. >> >> Approximately 8/29/03 00:49, Dave Milne uttered for posterity: >> >> > Dreamweaver ?? What's wrong with VI ? That's what real men use to do > their >> > webby intellectual flower arranging ! >> > >> > ( when I were a lad, we programmed in 2 bytes of memory ... luxury !) >> > >> > [ apologies to the Python team - that's Mony Python, not the language ]. >> > Dave Milne, Scotland >> > '99 TJ 4.0 Sahara >> > >> > "Jeff Gross" <jeffgross@charter.net> wrote in message >> > news:vktqvceitm5m7a@corp.supernews.com... >> > : I looked at the source of their front page. >> > : They made it with MS Front Page - the Fisher-Price of the internet. >> > : What a joke. Learn Dreamweaver, ya dweebs! Buncha twits! >> > : >> > : Cheers, >> > : - Jeff G >> > : http://jeffgross.com >> > >> > >> > > |
Re: OFF TOPIC - Truth or Joke?
Feh, any time you'd care to learn raw html, css, dhtml, xml,
just cough up a few hundred per hour and buy a good raw code editor so you can keep up. Notepad is ok for script kiddies, but if you are not familiar with HomeSite, the teaching price goes up another hundred per hour. Or to quote one cow orker's answer to the query on the tools folks used to maintain information on our internal website, "Forte Java Compiler." Approximately 8/31/03 18:22, Tyler Dirden uttered for posterity: > You will be that Master when you can snatch the NOTEPAD from my hand. > DreamWeaver, indeed. Learn code, ya knobs! > :-) > notice the smiley. > td > > "Lon Stowell" <lon.stowell@comcast.net> wrote in message > news:4kN3b.298149$Ho3.41803@sccrnsc03... >> >> Ahhh, little glasshopper. Available with the DreamWeaver/Fireworks >> suite is the highly powerful tool known as HomeSite. Which is >> pretty much a glorified PC style emacs complete with color coding, >> but otherwise an extremely powerful raw html editor. And once >> you register HomeSite, you can go get TopStyle from the guy who >> wrote HomeSite originally. >> >> Besides, *real* men don't do websites with vi, they use PERL, >> CGI, JavaBeans, XML, Oraperl, SQL, etc. etc. etc. >> >> Approximately 8/29/03 00:49, Dave Milne uttered for posterity: >> >> > Dreamweaver ?? What's wrong with VI ? That's what real men use to do > their >> > webby intellectual flower arranging ! >> > >> > ( when I were a lad, we programmed in 2 bytes of memory ... luxury !) >> > >> > [ apologies to the Python team - that's Mony Python, not the language ]. >> > Dave Milne, Scotland >> > '99 TJ 4.0 Sahara >> > >> > "Jeff Gross" <jeffgross@charter.net> wrote in message >> > news:vktqvceitm5m7a@corp.supernews.com... >> > : I looked at the source of their front page. >> > : They made it with MS Front Page - the Fisher-Price of the internet. >> > : What a joke. Learn Dreamweaver, ya dweebs! Buncha twits! >> > : >> > : Cheers, >> > : - Jeff G >> > : http://jeffgross.com >> > >> > >> > > |
Re: OFF TOPIC - Truth or Joke?
Tyler Dirden wrote:
> You will be that Master when you can snatch the NOTEPAD from my hand. > DreamWeaver, indeed. Learn code, ya knobs! > :-) > notice the smiley. Lots of my pages are crafted by good old notepad or Netscape editor/Mozilla. The fugleiest code comes from word and save-as-html. -- DougW |
Re: OFF TOPIC - Truth or Joke?
Tyler Dirden wrote:
> You will be that Master when you can snatch the NOTEPAD from my hand. > DreamWeaver, indeed. Learn code, ya knobs! > :-) > notice the smiley. Lots of my pages are crafted by good old notepad or Netscape editor/Mozilla. The fugleiest code comes from word and save-as-html. -- DougW |
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Approximately 8/31/03 22:36, DougW uttered for posterity:
> Tyler Dirden wrote: >> You will be that Master when you can snatch the NOTEPAD from my hand. >> DreamWeaver, indeed. Learn code, ya knobs! >> :-) >> notice the smiley. > > Lots of my pages are crafted by good old notepad or Netscape editor/Mozilla. > The fugleiest code comes from word and save-as-html. > Word html is a thing of beauty and grace and simplicity compared to the cruft created by Excel. The biggest advantage of the newer DreamWeaver versions isn't crafting pages, it is the site maintenance feature. Imagine you have a few thousand web pages and you want to move or rename or replace *one* page. You have no idea how many of the thousands of other pages have links to this page. Yes with perl, etc. you could fix this. Or just rename the page and wait for something like dreamweaver to automatically find and fix every link automatically. As for raw coding, IMNHO, it sucks compared to HomeSite. |
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Approximately 8/31/03 22:36, DougW uttered for posterity:
> Tyler Dirden wrote: >> You will be that Master when you can snatch the NOTEPAD from my hand. >> DreamWeaver, indeed. Learn code, ya knobs! >> :-) >> notice the smiley. > > Lots of my pages are crafted by good old notepad or Netscape editor/Mozilla. > The fugleiest code comes from word and save-as-html. > Word html is a thing of beauty and grace and simplicity compared to the cruft created by Excel. The biggest advantage of the newer DreamWeaver versions isn't crafting pages, it is the site maintenance feature. Imagine you have a few thousand web pages and you want to move or rename or replace *one* page. You have no idea how many of the thousands of other pages have links to this page. Yes with perl, etc. you could fix this. Or just rename the page and wait for something like dreamweaver to automatically find and fix every link automatically. As for raw coding, IMNHO, it sucks compared to HomeSite. |
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In article <sVA4b.114380$Ij4.102346@news2.central.cox.net>, "DougW"
<post.replies@invalid.address> writes: >The fugleiest code comes from word and save-as-html. Damn straight. * * * Matt Macchiarolo www.townpeddler.com www.wolverine4wd.org http://wolverine4wd.org/rigs/macchiarolo_ml.html |
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In article <sVA4b.114380$Ij4.102346@news2.central.cox.net>, "DougW"
<post.replies@invalid.address> writes: >The fugleiest code comes from word and save-as-html. Damn straight. * * * Matt Macchiarolo www.townpeddler.com www.wolverine4wd.org http://wolverine4wd.org/rigs/macchiarolo_ml.html |
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God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O mailto:-------------------- DougW wrote: > > Lots of my pages are crafted by good old notepad or Netscape editor/Mozilla. > The fugleiest code comes from word and save-as-html. > > -- > DougW |
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http://www.----------.com/notepad.jpg
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O mailto:-------------------- DougW wrote: > > Lots of my pages are crafted by good old notepad or Netscape editor/Mozilla. > The fugleiest code comes from word and save-as-html. > > -- > DougW |
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