Jim85CJ

Just drop the stupid name and go back to CJ like god intended...

DougW wrote:

> Cherokee-LTD did pass the time by typing:
>
>>"Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
>>news:iBCsc.1862$te5.18720949@news-text.cableinet.net...
>>
>>>Apparently Jeep managed to sell ... wait for it ... 200 Wranglers here last
>>>year.
>>>Perhaps 33,115 USD and astronomical spare parts prices are too much ...
>>>
>>>Dave Milne, Scotland
>>>'91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>>>
>>
>>Just poking fun....
>>
>>TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
>>
>>10. Regular maintenance to include free fluid and coin holder top-ups.
>>9. "FREE (anything)" promotion.
>>8. "Made in Aberdeen"
>
>
> Caithness or Orkney would also work. :)
>
>
>>7. Slip a few pence between the seats from factory.
>
>
> Lucky, all mine had was a couple of fries/crisps stuffed
> in the center console.
>
>
>>6. Drammie holders.
>>5. "Pub Rated"
>>
>>4. "Guinness Edition"
>
>
> Black paint, tan top. What's so wrong with that? :D
>
>
>>3. Tartan soft-top option.
>
>
> How about Guinness Edition with Tartan Seats? I'd like
> Gunn Tartan.
>
>
>>2. Kilt friendly entry/exit.
>
>
> Aye!
>
>
>>1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".
>
>
> :) You know the bagpipes were invented just to annoy
> the Britts, right. :)
>
> Q. What's the range of a bagpipe?
> A. Twenty yards if you have a good arm.
>
> Q. What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?
> A. No one cries when you chop up a bagpipe
>
>

L.W.(=?iso-8859-1?Q?=DFill?=) Hughes III

LOL "Pub rated!"
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/

Jerry McG wrote:
>
> Ay, if he could only see his way, me Scottish great, great, great
> Grandpapy'd be havin' one o' them that's Pub rated!
> >
> >

L.W.(=?iso-8859-1?Q?=DFill?=) Hughes III

LOL "Pub rated!"
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/

Jerry McG wrote:
>
> Ay, if he could only see his way, me Scottish great, great, great
> Grandpapy'd be havin' one o' them that's Pub rated!
> >
> >

L.W.(=?iso-8859-1?Q?=DFill?=) Hughes III

LOL "Pub rated!"
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/

Jerry McG wrote:
>
> Ay, if he could only see his way, me Scottish great, great, great
> Grandpapy'd be havin' one o' them that's Pub rated!
> >
> >

L.W.(=?iso-8859-1?Q?=DFill?=) Hughes III

LOL "Pub rated!"
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/

Jerry McG wrote:
>
> Ay, if he could only see his way, me Scottish great, great, great
> Grandpapy'd be havin' one o' them that's Pub rated!
> >
> >

Dave Milne

Oh you are in trouble now ..... Guiness is Irish !!
Loved the Scotsman and Jewish man joke .. very funny :-)

Dave Milne, Scotland
'91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ

"Cherokee-LTD" <spammenot@home.com> wrote in message
news:wqFsc.946$Sjc1.762@news01.bloor.is.net.cable. rogers.com...
>
> "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> news:iBCsc.1862$te5.18720949@news-text.cableinet.net...
> : Apparently Jeep managed to sell ... wait for it ... 200 Wranglers here
> last
> : year.
> : Perhaps 33,115 USD and astronomical spare parts prices are too much ...
> :
> : Dave Milne, Scotland
> : '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
> :
>
> Just poking fun....
>
> TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
>
> 10. Regular maintenance to include free fluid and coin holder top-ups.
> 9. "FREE (anything)" promotion.
> 8. "Made in Aberdeen"
> 7. Slip a few pence between the seats from factory.
> 6. Drammie holders.
> 5. "Pub Rated"
> 4. "Guinness Edition"
> 3. Tartan soft-top option.
> 2. Kilt friendly entry/exit.
> 1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".
>
> A Scotsmen and a Jewish man were having a magnificent meal at one of the
> finest restaurants in New York .At the end of the evening the waiter came
> over to present the check. A Scottish voice said "that's all right laddie
> just give the check to me". The headlines in the local newspaper next day
> proclaimed "Jewish ventriloquist found beaten to death".
>
> -Brian
>
>

Dave Milne

Oh you are in trouble now ..... Guiness is Irish !!
Loved the Scotsman and Jewish man joke .. very funny :-)

Dave Milne, Scotland
'91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ

"Cherokee-LTD" <spammenot@home.com> wrote in message
news:wqFsc.946$Sjc1.762@news01.bloor.is.net.cable. rogers.com...
>
> "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> news:iBCsc.1862$te5.18720949@news-text.cableinet.net...
> : Apparently Jeep managed to sell ... wait for it ... 200 Wranglers here
> last
> : year.
> : Perhaps 33,115 USD and astronomical spare parts prices are too much ...
> :
> : Dave Milne, Scotland
> : '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
> :
>
> Just poking fun....
>
> TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
>
> 10. Regular maintenance to include free fluid and coin holder top-ups.
> 9. "FREE (anything)" promotion.
> 8. "Made in Aberdeen"
> 7. Slip a few pence between the seats from factory.
> 6. Drammie holders.
> 5. "Pub Rated"
> 4. "Guinness Edition"
> 3. Tartan soft-top option.
> 2. Kilt friendly entry/exit.
> 1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".
>
> A Scotsmen and a Jewish man were having a magnificent meal at one of the
> finest restaurants in New York .At the end of the evening the waiter came
> over to present the check. A Scottish voice said "that's all right laddie
> just give the check to me". The headlines in the local newspaper next day
> proclaimed "Jewish ventriloquist found beaten to death".
>
> -Brian
>
>

Dave Milne

Oh you are in trouble now ..... Guiness is Irish !!
Loved the Scotsman and Jewish man joke .. very funny :-)

Dave Milne, Scotland
'91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ

"Cherokee-LTD" <spammenot@home.com> wrote in message
news:wqFsc.946$Sjc1.762@news01.bloor.is.net.cable. rogers.com...
>
> "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> news:iBCsc.1862$te5.18720949@news-text.cableinet.net...
> : Apparently Jeep managed to sell ... wait for it ... 200 Wranglers here
> last
> : year.
> : Perhaps 33,115 USD and astronomical spare parts prices are too much ...
> :
> : Dave Milne, Scotland
> : '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
> :
>
> Just poking fun....
>
> TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
>
> 10. Regular maintenance to include free fluid and coin holder top-ups.
> 9. "FREE (anything)" promotion.
> 8. "Made in Aberdeen"
> 7. Slip a few pence between the seats from factory.
> 6. Drammie holders.
> 5. "Pub Rated"
> 4. "Guinness Edition"
> 3. Tartan soft-top option.
> 2. Kilt friendly entry/exit.
> 1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".
>
> A Scotsmen and a Jewish man were having a magnificent meal at one of the
> finest restaurants in New York .At the end of the evening the waiter came
> over to present the check. A Scottish voice said "that's all right laddie
> just give the check to me". The headlines in the local newspaper next day
> proclaimed "Jewish ventriloquist found beaten to death".
>
> -Brian
>
>

Dave Milne

Oh you are in trouble now ..... Guiness is Irish !!
Loved the Scotsman and Jewish man joke .. very funny :-)

Dave Milne, Scotland
'91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ

"Cherokee-LTD" <spammenot@home.com> wrote in message
news:wqFsc.946$Sjc1.762@news01.bloor.is.net.cable. rogers.com...
>
> "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> news:iBCsc.1862$te5.18720949@news-text.cableinet.net...
> : Apparently Jeep managed to sell ... wait for it ... 200 Wranglers here
> last
> : year.
> : Perhaps 33,115 USD and astronomical spare parts prices are too much ...
> :
> : Dave Milne, Scotland
> : '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
> :
>
> Just poking fun....
>
> TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
>
> 10. Regular maintenance to include free fluid and coin holder top-ups.
> 9. "FREE (anything)" promotion.
> 8. "Made in Aberdeen"
> 7. Slip a few pence between the seats from factory.
> 6. Drammie holders.
> 5. "Pub Rated"
> 4. "Guinness Edition"
> 3. Tartan soft-top option.
> 2. Kilt friendly entry/exit.
> 1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".
>
> A Scotsmen and a Jewish man were having a magnificent meal at one of the
> finest restaurants in New York .At the end of the evening the waiter came
> over to present the check. A Scottish voice said "that's all right laddie
> just give the check to me". The headlines in the local newspaper next day
> proclaimed "Jewish ventriloquist found beaten to death".
>
> -Brian
>
>

Jerry McG

"Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
news:oHOsc.2556$Gm4.25948306@news-text.cableinet.net...
> Oh you are in trouble now ..... Guiness is Irish !!

Ya, well as it became, me Great, Great, Great Grandpappy Billy had the
impertinence to marry an Englishwoman around 1790 and they were ostracized &
forced to head for the former Colonies, where they arrived around in 1795,
me Great, Great Grandpappy Jim having just arrived. At the age of 40 or so,
Jimmy it seems took a fancy to a wee Irish tart some 20 years his junior and
they proceeded to have 11 offspring, 9 of whom lived, the last arriving when
Jimmy was 61 years old. It musta either been the Guinness in 'em that kept
the hearts poundin', or it was awful lonely ooot dere on the farm!


> Loved the Scotsman and Jewish man joke .. very funny :-)
>
> Dave Milne, Scotland
> '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>
> "Cherokee-LTD" <spammenot@home.com> wrote in message
> news:wqFsc.946$Sjc1.762@news01.bloor.is.net.cable. rogers.com...
> >
> > "Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
> > news:iBCsc.1862$te5.18720949@news-text.cableinet.net...
> > : Apparently Jeep managed to sell ... wait for it ... 200 Wranglers here
> > last
> > : year.
> > : Perhaps 33,115 USD and astronomical spare parts prices are too much
....
> > :
> > : Dave Milne, Scotland
> > : '91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
> > :
> >
> > Just poking fun....
> >
> > TOP 10 WAYS TO INCREASE WRANGLER SALES IN SCOTLAND
> >
> > 10. Regular maintenance to include free fluid and coin holder top-ups.
> > 9. "FREE (anything)" promotion.
> > 8. "Made in Aberdeen"
> > 7. Slip a few pence between the seats from factory.
> > 6. Drammie holders.
> > 5. "Pub Rated"
> > 4. "Guinness Edition"
> > 3. Tartan soft-top option.
> > 2. Kilt friendly entry/exit.
> > 1. Lockable Bagpipe storage by "Tuffy Products".
> >
> > A Scotsmen and a Jewish man were having a magnificent meal at one of the
> > finest restaurants in New York .At the end of the evening the waiter
came
> > over to present the check. A Scottish voice said "that's all right
laddie
> > just give the check to me". The headlines in the local newspaper next
day
> > proclaimed "Jewish ventriloquist found beaten to death".
> >
> > -Brian
> >
> >
>
>