More VW Diesel Knee-Slappers
#211
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Re: More VW Diesel Knee-Slappers
On Thu, 3 Jun 2004 21:49:16 -0700, "Paul Calman" <spam@trap.com>
wrote:
>> Quit being stupid. Everyone knows diesels smoke. You're embarrassing
>> yourself.
>
> Ah, yes. The old school of common knowlege? The one that teaches that all
>offroaders live to destroy nature? All blacks are good at basketball?
>
>All of the diesels that you see smoking, smoke. The rest don't. Nearly all
>diesels will smoke under a heavy load at high RPMs, or under hard
>acceleration,
OK, you're almost there... Get rid of the "Nearly" in that sentence
and you'll be one step closer. I'm glad I could assist you through
this learning process! :-)
> but even that is still producing less pollutants than a gas
>vehicle of similar displacement under the same load. Just because you can
>see or smell it, doesn't make it worse.
>Stinky it may be, but my diesel does not smoke in normal use, and I get
>nearly 50 MPG.
>I have a grand that says we can pick out five strangers in town, and they
>won't see smoke when I drive by the market in either direction. Come on up,
>bring money.
I don't live in California, thank God. But I can almost smell your
fumes all the way over here on the east coast. Do us all a favor and
trade your hunk o' junk in on a real vehicle. Spend your "grand" as
part of a down-payment on something that doesn't put out such stanky
smells. Think of the kids. You don't want them growing up with
black-lung and stuff like that just because you're selfish and wanna
get 50mpg in your pollution-spewing rattle-trap! As you get older,
you'll understand stuff like this better and learn to think of other
people besides just yourself, son. :-)
--
Less drivel, more Dremel.
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite,
and furthermore always carry a small snake.
- W.C. Fields
wrote:
>> Quit being stupid. Everyone knows diesels smoke. You're embarrassing
>> yourself.
>
> Ah, yes. The old school of common knowlege? The one that teaches that all
>offroaders live to destroy nature? All blacks are good at basketball?
>
>All of the diesels that you see smoking, smoke. The rest don't. Nearly all
>diesels will smoke under a heavy load at high RPMs, or under hard
>acceleration,
OK, you're almost there... Get rid of the "Nearly" in that sentence
and you'll be one step closer. I'm glad I could assist you through
this learning process! :-)
> but even that is still producing less pollutants than a gas
>vehicle of similar displacement under the same load. Just because you can
>see or smell it, doesn't make it worse.
>Stinky it may be, but my diesel does not smoke in normal use, and I get
>nearly 50 MPG.
>I have a grand that says we can pick out five strangers in town, and they
>won't see smoke when I drive by the market in either direction. Come on up,
>bring money.
I don't live in California, thank God. But I can almost smell your
fumes all the way over here on the east coast. Do us all a favor and
trade your hunk o' junk in on a real vehicle. Spend your "grand" as
part of a down-payment on something that doesn't put out such stanky
smells. Think of the kids. You don't want them growing up with
black-lung and stuff like that just because you're selfish and wanna
get 50mpg in your pollution-spewing rattle-trap! As you get older,
you'll understand stuff like this better and learn to think of other
people besides just yourself, son. :-)
--
Less drivel, more Dremel.
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite,
and furthermore always carry a small snake.
- W.C. Fields
#212
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Re: More VW Diesel Knee-Slappers
On Thu, 3 Jun 2004 21:49:16 -0700, "Paul Calman" <spam@trap.com>
wrote:
>> Quit being stupid. Everyone knows diesels smoke. You're embarrassing
>> yourself.
>
> Ah, yes. The old school of common knowlege? The one that teaches that all
>offroaders live to destroy nature? All blacks are good at basketball?
>
>All of the diesels that you see smoking, smoke. The rest don't. Nearly all
>diesels will smoke under a heavy load at high RPMs, or under hard
>acceleration,
OK, you're almost there... Get rid of the "Nearly" in that sentence
and you'll be one step closer. I'm glad I could assist you through
this learning process! :-)
> but even that is still producing less pollutants than a gas
>vehicle of similar displacement under the same load. Just because you can
>see or smell it, doesn't make it worse.
>Stinky it may be, but my diesel does not smoke in normal use, and I get
>nearly 50 MPG.
>I have a grand that says we can pick out five strangers in town, and they
>won't see smoke when I drive by the market in either direction. Come on up,
>bring money.
I don't live in California, thank God. But I can almost smell your
fumes all the way over here on the east coast. Do us all a favor and
trade your hunk o' junk in on a real vehicle. Spend your "grand" as
part of a down-payment on something that doesn't put out such stanky
smells. Think of the kids. You don't want them growing up with
black-lung and stuff like that just because you're selfish and wanna
get 50mpg in your pollution-spewing rattle-trap! As you get older,
you'll understand stuff like this better and learn to think of other
people besides just yourself, son. :-)
--
Less drivel, more Dremel.
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite,
and furthermore always carry a small snake.
- W.C. Fields
wrote:
>> Quit being stupid. Everyone knows diesels smoke. You're embarrassing
>> yourself.
>
> Ah, yes. The old school of common knowlege? The one that teaches that all
>offroaders live to destroy nature? All blacks are good at basketball?
>
>All of the diesels that you see smoking, smoke. The rest don't. Nearly all
>diesels will smoke under a heavy load at high RPMs, or under hard
>acceleration,
OK, you're almost there... Get rid of the "Nearly" in that sentence
and you'll be one step closer. I'm glad I could assist you through
this learning process! :-)
> but even that is still producing less pollutants than a gas
>vehicle of similar displacement under the same load. Just because you can
>see or smell it, doesn't make it worse.
>Stinky it may be, but my diesel does not smoke in normal use, and I get
>nearly 50 MPG.
>I have a grand that says we can pick out five strangers in town, and they
>won't see smoke when I drive by the market in either direction. Come on up,
>bring money.
I don't live in California, thank God. But I can almost smell your
fumes all the way over here on the east coast. Do us all a favor and
trade your hunk o' junk in on a real vehicle. Spend your "grand" as
part of a down-payment on something that doesn't put out such stanky
smells. Think of the kids. You don't want them growing up with
black-lung and stuff like that just because you're selfish and wanna
get 50mpg in your pollution-spewing rattle-trap! As you get older,
you'll understand stuff like this better and learn to think of other
people besides just yourself, son. :-)
--
Less drivel, more Dremel.
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite,
and furthermore always carry a small snake.
- W.C. Fields
#213
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Re: More VW Diesel Knee-Slappers
On Thu, 3 Jun 2004 21:49:16 -0700, "Paul Calman" <spam@trap.com>
wrote:
>> Quit being stupid. Everyone knows diesels smoke. You're embarrassing
>> yourself.
>
> Ah, yes. The old school of common knowlege? The one that teaches that all
>offroaders live to destroy nature? All blacks are good at basketball?
>
>All of the diesels that you see smoking, smoke. The rest don't. Nearly all
>diesels will smoke under a heavy load at high RPMs, or under hard
>acceleration,
OK, you're almost there... Get rid of the "Nearly" in that sentence
and you'll be one step closer. I'm glad I could assist you through
this learning process! :-)
> but even that is still producing less pollutants than a gas
>vehicle of similar displacement under the same load. Just because you can
>see or smell it, doesn't make it worse.
>Stinky it may be, but my diesel does not smoke in normal use, and I get
>nearly 50 MPG.
>I have a grand that says we can pick out five strangers in town, and they
>won't see smoke when I drive by the market in either direction. Come on up,
>bring money.
I don't live in California, thank God. But I can almost smell your
fumes all the way over here on the east coast. Do us all a favor and
trade your hunk o' junk in on a real vehicle. Spend your "grand" as
part of a down-payment on something that doesn't put out such stanky
smells. Think of the kids. You don't want them growing up with
black-lung and stuff like that just because you're selfish and wanna
get 50mpg in your pollution-spewing rattle-trap! As you get older,
you'll understand stuff like this better and learn to think of other
people besides just yourself, son. :-)
--
Less drivel, more Dremel.
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite,
and furthermore always carry a small snake.
- W.C. Fields
wrote:
>> Quit being stupid. Everyone knows diesels smoke. You're embarrassing
>> yourself.
>
> Ah, yes. The old school of common knowlege? The one that teaches that all
>offroaders live to destroy nature? All blacks are good at basketball?
>
>All of the diesels that you see smoking, smoke. The rest don't. Nearly all
>diesels will smoke under a heavy load at high RPMs, or under hard
>acceleration,
OK, you're almost there... Get rid of the "Nearly" in that sentence
and you'll be one step closer. I'm glad I could assist you through
this learning process! :-)
> but even that is still producing less pollutants than a gas
>vehicle of similar displacement under the same load. Just because you can
>see or smell it, doesn't make it worse.
>Stinky it may be, but my diesel does not smoke in normal use, and I get
>nearly 50 MPG.
>I have a grand that says we can pick out five strangers in town, and they
>won't see smoke when I drive by the market in either direction. Come on up,
>bring money.
I don't live in California, thank God. But I can almost smell your
fumes all the way over here on the east coast. Do us all a favor and
trade your hunk o' junk in on a real vehicle. Spend your "grand" as
part of a down-payment on something that doesn't put out such stanky
smells. Think of the kids. You don't want them growing up with
black-lung and stuff like that just because you're selfish and wanna
get 50mpg in your pollution-spewing rattle-trap! As you get older,
you'll understand stuff like this better and learn to think of other
people besides just yourself, son. :-)
--
Less drivel, more Dremel.
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite,
and furthermore always carry a small snake.
- W.C. Fields
#214
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Re: More VW Diesel Knee-Slappers
I think your term selfish does fit the present diesel owners.
Twenty years ago the diesel car owners were the thieves steeling from
their heavy equipment employer's fuel tanks, before both the contractors
and the Federal tax collectors color died the fuel and caught these low
lifes.
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
Shaggie wrote:
>
> On Thu, 3 Jun 2004 21:49:16 -0700, "Paul Calman" <spam@trap.com>
> wrote:
>
> OK, you're almost there... Get rid of the "Nearly" in that sentence
> and you'll be one step closer. I'm glad I could assist you through
> this learning process! :-)
>
> I don't live in California, thank God. But I can almost smell your
> fumes all the way over here on the east coast. Do us all a favor and
> trade your hunk o' junk in on a real vehicle. Spend your "grand" as
> part of a down-payment on something that doesn't put out such stanky
> smells. Think of the kids. You don't want them growing up with
> black-lung and stuff like that just because you're selfish and wanna
> get 50mpg in your pollution-spewing rattle-trap! As you get older,
> you'll understand stuff like this better and learn to think of other
> people besides just yourself, son. :-)
>
> --
>
> Less drivel, more Dremel.
> Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite,
> and furthermore always carry a small snake.
> - W.C. Fields
Twenty years ago the diesel car owners were the thieves steeling from
their heavy equipment employer's fuel tanks, before both the contractors
and the Federal tax collectors color died the fuel and caught these low
lifes.
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
Shaggie wrote:
>
> On Thu, 3 Jun 2004 21:49:16 -0700, "Paul Calman" <spam@trap.com>
> wrote:
>
> OK, you're almost there... Get rid of the "Nearly" in that sentence
> and you'll be one step closer. I'm glad I could assist you through
> this learning process! :-)
>
> I don't live in California, thank God. But I can almost smell your
> fumes all the way over here on the east coast. Do us all a favor and
> trade your hunk o' junk in on a real vehicle. Spend your "grand" as
> part of a down-payment on something that doesn't put out such stanky
> smells. Think of the kids. You don't want them growing up with
> black-lung and stuff like that just because you're selfish and wanna
> get 50mpg in your pollution-spewing rattle-trap! As you get older,
> you'll understand stuff like this better and learn to think of other
> people besides just yourself, son. :-)
>
> --
>
> Less drivel, more Dremel.
> Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite,
> and furthermore always carry a small snake.
> - W.C. Fields
#215
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Re: More VW Diesel Knee-Slappers
I think your term selfish does fit the present diesel owners.
Twenty years ago the diesel car owners were the thieves steeling from
their heavy equipment employer's fuel tanks, before both the contractors
and the Federal tax collectors color died the fuel and caught these low
lifes.
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
Shaggie wrote:
>
> On Thu, 3 Jun 2004 21:49:16 -0700, "Paul Calman" <spam@trap.com>
> wrote:
>
> OK, you're almost there... Get rid of the "Nearly" in that sentence
> and you'll be one step closer. I'm glad I could assist you through
> this learning process! :-)
>
> I don't live in California, thank God. But I can almost smell your
> fumes all the way over here on the east coast. Do us all a favor and
> trade your hunk o' junk in on a real vehicle. Spend your "grand" as
> part of a down-payment on something that doesn't put out such stanky
> smells. Think of the kids. You don't want them growing up with
> black-lung and stuff like that just because you're selfish and wanna
> get 50mpg in your pollution-spewing rattle-trap! As you get older,
> you'll understand stuff like this better and learn to think of other
> people besides just yourself, son. :-)
>
> --
>
> Less drivel, more Dremel.
> Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite,
> and furthermore always carry a small snake.
> - W.C. Fields
Twenty years ago the diesel car owners were the thieves steeling from
their heavy equipment employer's fuel tanks, before both the contractors
and the Federal tax collectors color died the fuel and caught these low
lifes.
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
Shaggie wrote:
>
> On Thu, 3 Jun 2004 21:49:16 -0700, "Paul Calman" <spam@trap.com>
> wrote:
>
> OK, you're almost there... Get rid of the "Nearly" in that sentence
> and you'll be one step closer. I'm glad I could assist you through
> this learning process! :-)
>
> I don't live in California, thank God. But I can almost smell your
> fumes all the way over here on the east coast. Do us all a favor and
> trade your hunk o' junk in on a real vehicle. Spend your "grand" as
> part of a down-payment on something that doesn't put out such stanky
> smells. Think of the kids. You don't want them growing up with
> black-lung and stuff like that just because you're selfish and wanna
> get 50mpg in your pollution-spewing rattle-trap! As you get older,
> you'll understand stuff like this better and learn to think of other
> people besides just yourself, son. :-)
>
> --
>
> Less drivel, more Dremel.
> Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite,
> and furthermore always carry a small snake.
> - W.C. Fields
#216
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Re: More VW Diesel Knee-Slappers
I think your term selfish does fit the present diesel owners.
Twenty years ago the diesel car owners were the thieves steeling from
their heavy equipment employer's fuel tanks, before both the contractors
and the Federal tax collectors color died the fuel and caught these low
lifes.
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
Shaggie wrote:
>
> On Thu, 3 Jun 2004 21:49:16 -0700, "Paul Calman" <spam@trap.com>
> wrote:
>
> OK, you're almost there... Get rid of the "Nearly" in that sentence
> and you'll be one step closer. I'm glad I could assist you through
> this learning process! :-)
>
> I don't live in California, thank God. But I can almost smell your
> fumes all the way over here on the east coast. Do us all a favor and
> trade your hunk o' junk in on a real vehicle. Spend your "grand" as
> part of a down-payment on something that doesn't put out such stanky
> smells. Think of the kids. You don't want them growing up with
> black-lung and stuff like that just because you're selfish and wanna
> get 50mpg in your pollution-spewing rattle-trap! As you get older,
> you'll understand stuff like this better and learn to think of other
> people besides just yourself, son. :-)
>
> --
>
> Less drivel, more Dremel.
> Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite,
> and furthermore always carry a small snake.
> - W.C. Fields
Twenty years ago the diesel car owners were the thieves steeling from
their heavy equipment employer's fuel tanks, before both the contractors
and the Federal tax collectors color died the fuel and caught these low
lifes.
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
Shaggie wrote:
>
> On Thu, 3 Jun 2004 21:49:16 -0700, "Paul Calman" <spam@trap.com>
> wrote:
>
> OK, you're almost there... Get rid of the "Nearly" in that sentence
> and you'll be one step closer. I'm glad I could assist you through
> this learning process! :-)
>
> I don't live in California, thank God. But I can almost smell your
> fumes all the way over here on the east coast. Do us all a favor and
> trade your hunk o' junk in on a real vehicle. Spend your "grand" as
> part of a down-payment on something that doesn't put out such stanky
> smells. Think of the kids. You don't want them growing up with
> black-lung and stuff like that just because you're selfish and wanna
> get 50mpg in your pollution-spewing rattle-trap! As you get older,
> you'll understand stuff like this better and learn to think of other
> people besides just yourself, son. :-)
>
> --
>
> Less drivel, more Dremel.
> Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite,
> and furthermore always carry a small snake.
> - W.C. Fields
#217
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Re: More VW Diesel Knee-Slappers
I think your term selfish does fit the present diesel owners.
Twenty years ago the diesel car owners were the thieves steeling from
their heavy equipment employer's fuel tanks, before both the contractors
and the Federal tax collectors color died the fuel and caught these low
lifes.
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
Shaggie wrote:
>
> On Thu, 3 Jun 2004 21:49:16 -0700, "Paul Calman" <spam@trap.com>
> wrote:
>
> OK, you're almost there... Get rid of the "Nearly" in that sentence
> and you'll be one step closer. I'm glad I could assist you through
> this learning process! :-)
>
> I don't live in California, thank God. But I can almost smell your
> fumes all the way over here on the east coast. Do us all a favor and
> trade your hunk o' junk in on a real vehicle. Spend your "grand" as
> part of a down-payment on something that doesn't put out such stanky
> smells. Think of the kids. You don't want them growing up with
> black-lung and stuff like that just because you're selfish and wanna
> get 50mpg in your pollution-spewing rattle-trap! As you get older,
> you'll understand stuff like this better and learn to think of other
> people besides just yourself, son. :-)
>
> --
>
> Less drivel, more Dremel.
> Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite,
> and furthermore always carry a small snake.
> - W.C. Fields
Twenty years ago the diesel car owners were the thieves steeling from
their heavy equipment employer's fuel tanks, before both the contractors
and the Federal tax collectors color died the fuel and caught these low
lifes.
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
Shaggie wrote:
>
> On Thu, 3 Jun 2004 21:49:16 -0700, "Paul Calman" <spam@trap.com>
> wrote:
>
> OK, you're almost there... Get rid of the "Nearly" in that sentence
> and you'll be one step closer. I'm glad I could assist you through
> this learning process! :-)
>
> I don't live in California, thank God. But I can almost smell your
> fumes all the way over here on the east coast. Do us all a favor and
> trade your hunk o' junk in on a real vehicle. Spend your "grand" as
> part of a down-payment on something that doesn't put out such stanky
> smells. Think of the kids. You don't want them growing up with
> black-lung and stuff like that just because you're selfish and wanna
> get 50mpg in your pollution-spewing rattle-trap! As you get older,
> you'll understand stuff like this better and learn to think of other
> people besides just yourself, son. :-)
>
> --
>
> Less drivel, more Dremel.
> Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite,
> and furthermore always carry a small snake.
> - W.C. Fields
#218
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Re: More VW Diesel Knee-Slappers
On Thu, 03 Jun 2004 14:59:24 -0700, L.W.------ wrote:
> How about finding a
> site that thinks they can, with some numbers, like it's time to put up
> or shut up!
Well, lets see, since you were sleeping through the program, you missed
Ford, Mercedes, & VW all touting their newer Diesels. So I'm supposed to
think they're doing all this work with Diesels for nothing.
Let's put it this way... Nothing I or anyone else says is ever going to
change your weird opinion of Diesels.
-bob-
> How about finding a
> site that thinks they can, with some numbers, like it's time to put up
> or shut up!
Well, lets see, since you were sleeping through the program, you missed
Ford, Mercedes, & VW all touting their newer Diesels. So I'm supposed to
think they're doing all this work with Diesels for nothing.
Let's put it this way... Nothing I or anyone else says is ever going to
change your weird opinion of Diesels.
-bob-
#219
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Re: More VW Diesel Knee-Slappers
On Thu, 03 Jun 2004 14:59:24 -0700, L.W.------ wrote:
> How about finding a
> site that thinks they can, with some numbers, like it's time to put up
> or shut up!
Well, lets see, since you were sleeping through the program, you missed
Ford, Mercedes, & VW all touting their newer Diesels. So I'm supposed to
think they're doing all this work with Diesels for nothing.
Let's put it this way... Nothing I or anyone else says is ever going to
change your weird opinion of Diesels.
-bob-
> How about finding a
> site that thinks they can, with some numbers, like it's time to put up
> or shut up!
Well, lets see, since you were sleeping through the program, you missed
Ford, Mercedes, & VW all touting their newer Diesels. So I'm supposed to
think they're doing all this work with Diesels for nothing.
Let's put it this way... Nothing I or anyone else says is ever going to
change your weird opinion of Diesels.
-bob-
#220
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Re: More VW Diesel Knee-Slappers
On Thu, 03 Jun 2004 14:59:24 -0700, L.W.------ wrote:
> How about finding a
> site that thinks they can, with some numbers, like it's time to put up
> or shut up!
Well, lets see, since you were sleeping through the program, you missed
Ford, Mercedes, & VW all touting their newer Diesels. So I'm supposed to
think they're doing all this work with Diesels for nothing.
Let's put it this way... Nothing I or anyone else says is ever going to
change your weird opinion of Diesels.
-bob-
> How about finding a
> site that thinks they can, with some numbers, like it's time to put up
> or shut up!
Well, lets see, since you were sleeping through the program, you missed
Ford, Mercedes, & VW all touting their newer Diesels. So I'm supposed to
think they're doing all this work with Diesels for nothing.
Let's put it this way... Nothing I or anyone else says is ever going to
change your weird opinion of Diesels.
-bob-