The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
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Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
Damn. You been taken to school. I thought it was "it's" as well.
n.
"TJim" <jim@ranlet.nospam.com> wrote in message
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> Actually you're wrong. "it's" is a contraction. "its" is a possessive,
> just like "his" and "hers".
>
> --
> Jim
>
> "twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
> news:UGUjb.471$374.235@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. ..
> > Yes? I'm being graded? Lon, in literature, creative license is taken and
> > given. It adds character. Besides, I'm right..."it's" is possessive in
> > this situation. :)
> >
> > Lon Stowell wrote:
> >
> > > Approximately 10/17/03 07:38, twaldron uttered for posterity:
> > >
> > >
> > >>CHAPTER TWO:
> > >>
> > >>A crescent sun etched it's fiery edge over the horizon, dousing Moab
> > >
> > >
> > > <http://www.apostrophe.fsnet.co.uk/>
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> > --
> > __________________________________________________ _________
> > tw
> > 03 TJ Rubicon
> > 01 XJ Sport
> >
> > There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> > -- Dave Barry
> >
> > http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> > (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> > __________________________________________________ _________
> >
>
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"TJim" <jim@ranlet.nospam.com> wrote in message
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> Actually you're wrong. "it's" is a contraction. "its" is a possessive,
> just like "his" and "hers".
>
> --
> Jim
>
> "twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
> news:UGUjb.471$374.235@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. ..
> > Yes? I'm being graded? Lon, in literature, creative license is taken and
> > given. It adds character. Besides, I'm right..."it's" is possessive in
> > this situation. :)
> >
> > Lon Stowell wrote:
> >
> > > Approximately 10/17/03 07:38, twaldron uttered for posterity:
> > >
> > >
> > >>CHAPTER TWO:
> > >>
> > >>A crescent sun etched it's fiery edge over the horizon, dousing Moab
> > >
> > >
> > > <http://www.apostrophe.fsnet.co.uk/>
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> > --
> > __________________________________________________ _________
> > tw
> > 03 TJ Rubicon
> > 01 XJ Sport
> >
> > There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> > -- Dave Barry
> >
> > http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> > (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> > __________________________________________________ _________
> >
>
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#62
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Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
Cherokee-LTD wrote:
>
> Do you know what a crescent sun is? With a crescent sun, the only thing
> dousing Moab is shadows:
> http://tinyurl.com/rbnw
> -Brian (also with nothing better to do)
Everyone's a critic...
Kimball (ditto)
>
> Do you know what a crescent sun is? With a crescent sun, the only thing
> dousing Moab is shadows:
> http://tinyurl.com/rbnw
> -Brian (also with nothing better to do)
Everyone's a critic...
Kimball (ditto)
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Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
Cherokee-LTD wrote:
>
> Do you know what a crescent sun is? With a crescent sun, the only thing
> dousing Moab is shadows:
> http://tinyurl.com/rbnw
> -Brian (also with nothing better to do)
Everyone's a critic...
Kimball (ditto)
>
> Do you know what a crescent sun is? With a crescent sun, the only thing
> dousing Moab is shadows:
> http://tinyurl.com/rbnw
> -Brian (also with nothing better to do)
Everyone's a critic...
Kimball (ditto)
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Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
Cherokee-LTD wrote:
>
> Do you know what a crescent sun is? With a crescent sun, the only thing
> dousing Moab is shadows:
> http://tinyurl.com/rbnw
> -Brian (also with nothing better to do)
Everyone's a critic...
Kimball (ditto)
>
> Do you know what a crescent sun is? With a crescent sun, the only thing
> dousing Moab is shadows:
> http://tinyurl.com/rbnw
> -Brian (also with nothing better to do)
Everyone's a critic...
Kimball (ditto)
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Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
Another genius talent, wasted programming computers. I hope your boss knows
the sacrifices that society has made, allowing you to work for him. This is
beautiful.
Earle
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:bEUjb.469$374.384@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. ..
> Sure, it's one of the best lines in the script. Here's TJim standing in
> front of a fallen colleague and the only one who is sharp enough to
> realize the gravity of the scene. A great Jeeper perishes in his own
> creation, a coffin if you will. The line drips with irony. It's pensive
> yet extremely poignant.
>
> TJim wrote:
>
> > Ow! Ow! Stop!! My side hurts!!! ROF holding side...
> >
> >
> >
> > Hey, Wait a minute... 'TJim: "Still sitting in his 97 TJ."'?
> >
> > What kind of a line is that?!? Jeez!! Don't I even get a decent line??
> >
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
> 03 TJ Rubicon
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> __________________________________________________ _________
>
the sacrifices that society has made, allowing you to work for him. This is
beautiful.
Earle
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:bEUjb.469$374.384@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. ..
> Sure, it's one of the best lines in the script. Here's TJim standing in
> front of a fallen colleague and the only one who is sharp enough to
> realize the gravity of the scene. A great Jeeper perishes in his own
> creation, a coffin if you will. The line drips with irony. It's pensive
> yet extremely poignant.
>
> TJim wrote:
>
> > Ow! Ow! Stop!! My side hurts!!! ROF holding side...
> >
> >
> >
> > Hey, Wait a minute... 'TJim: "Still sitting in his 97 TJ."'?
> >
> > What kind of a line is that?!? Jeez!! Don't I even get a decent line??
> >
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
> 03 TJ Rubicon
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> __________________________________________________ _________
>
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Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
Another genius talent, wasted programming computers. I hope your boss knows
the sacrifices that society has made, allowing you to work for him. This is
beautiful.
Earle
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:bEUjb.469$374.384@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. ..
> Sure, it's one of the best lines in the script. Here's TJim standing in
> front of a fallen colleague and the only one who is sharp enough to
> realize the gravity of the scene. A great Jeeper perishes in his own
> creation, a coffin if you will. The line drips with irony. It's pensive
> yet extremely poignant.
>
> TJim wrote:
>
> > Ow! Ow! Stop!! My side hurts!!! ROF holding side...
> >
> >
> >
> > Hey, Wait a minute... 'TJim: "Still sitting in his 97 TJ."'?
> >
> > What kind of a line is that?!? Jeez!! Don't I even get a decent line??
> >
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
> 03 TJ Rubicon
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> __________________________________________________ _________
>
the sacrifices that society has made, allowing you to work for him. This is
beautiful.
Earle
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:bEUjb.469$374.384@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. ..
> Sure, it's one of the best lines in the script. Here's TJim standing in
> front of a fallen colleague and the only one who is sharp enough to
> realize the gravity of the scene. A great Jeeper perishes in his own
> creation, a coffin if you will. The line drips with irony. It's pensive
> yet extremely poignant.
>
> TJim wrote:
>
> > Ow! Ow! Stop!! My side hurts!!! ROF holding side...
> >
> >
> >
> > Hey, Wait a minute... 'TJim: "Still sitting in his 97 TJ."'?
> >
> > What kind of a line is that?!? Jeez!! Don't I even get a decent line??
> >
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
> 03 TJ Rubicon
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> __________________________________________________ _________
>
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Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
Another genius talent, wasted programming computers. I hope your boss knows
the sacrifices that society has made, allowing you to work for him. This is
beautiful.
Earle
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:bEUjb.469$374.384@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. ..
> Sure, it's one of the best lines in the script. Here's TJim standing in
> front of a fallen colleague and the only one who is sharp enough to
> realize the gravity of the scene. A great Jeeper perishes in his own
> creation, a coffin if you will. The line drips with irony. It's pensive
> yet extremely poignant.
>
> TJim wrote:
>
> > Ow! Ow! Stop!! My side hurts!!! ROF holding side...
> >
> >
> >
> > Hey, Wait a minute... 'TJim: "Still sitting in his 97 TJ."'?
> >
> > What kind of a line is that?!? Jeez!! Don't I even get a decent line??
> >
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
> 03 TJ Rubicon
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> __________________________________________________ _________
>
the sacrifices that society has made, allowing you to work for him. This is
beautiful.
Earle
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:bEUjb.469$374.384@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. ..
> Sure, it's one of the best lines in the script. Here's TJim standing in
> front of a fallen colleague and the only one who is sharp enough to
> realize the gravity of the scene. A great Jeeper perishes in his own
> creation, a coffin if you will. The line drips with irony. It's pensive
> yet extremely poignant.
>
> TJim wrote:
>
> > Ow! Ow! Stop!! My side hurts!!! ROF holding side...
> >
> >
> >
> > Hey, Wait a minute... 'TJim: "Still sitting in his 97 TJ."'?
> >
> > What kind of a line is that?!? Jeez!! Don't I even get a decent line??
> >
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
> 03 TJ Rubicon
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> __________________________________________________ _________
>
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Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
This is great stuff... LMAO!!
Eric
99 TJ SE
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:i9Tjb.447$374.169@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. ..
> CHAPTER TWO:
>
> A crescent sun etched it's fiery edge over the horizon, dousing Moab
> with it's golden warmth over the campsite. As the Jeepers arise from
> their lairs, a lone Jeeper sits indian style by a dark brown object.
>
> twaldron: "Joshie, didn't you get any sleep?"
>
> Joshie: "No. See? Look! It's got ice crystals on it. It's ice cream."
>
> Jeepers: "No, Josh. The desert just gets really cold at night, it's dog
> sh_" (INTERRUPTED)
>
> A JEEPER RUNS UP.
>
> Kevin Sperle: "Hey! Some of the guys found Harry B. in a cave!"
>
> THE JEEPERS CONVENE AROUND THE CAVE'S OPENING
>
> DougW: "Wow! The great Harry Brosofsky!"
>
> travis: "Who's Harry Brosofsky?"
>
> Jbjeep: "He's mummified? Yuck!"
>
> Lon Stowell: "Like a creamsicle!"
>
> Joshie: "Oooh, you're making me hungry again."
>
> Jerry Bransford: "Now that's ----!"
>
> Joshie: "See, and it doesn't even look like that ice cream! Told ya!"
> (sighs) "The inventor of square wheels..."
>
> Group: "WHAT??"
>
> Joshie: "Yes, all CJs had square wheels."
>
> Group: "What kind of...? (interrupted)
>
> TJim: "Still sitting in his 97 TJ."
>
> L.W. "Bill" ------: "If he'd of had a REAL JEEP, this wouldn't have
> happened!" http://www.realjeep.com "Not only that, in kalifornia, we
> never had enough fossil energy to sell kumquats. Damn Texans.
>
> Jerry Bransford: "I knew those heim joints would never last!"
>
>
> JUST OUTSIDE THE CAVE, A WHIMPER IS HEARD. THE GROUP STARES AS A MANGY
> DINGO TROTS UP TO THE CRUSTY PILE. THE DOG SNIFFS AND CIRCLES AROUND THE
> LUMP. STOPPING, HE ARCHES HIS HAUNCHES AND RELEASES A LARGE STEAMING
> BROWN TORPEDO. AS IT COILS ON THE GROUND THE GROUP MURMURS.
>
> twaldron: "Well, Einstein, there's your proof."
>
> Joshie: "What? An ice cream vendor??"
>
> Jeff Strickland: "Oh, c'mon! What else do you need??"
>
> Earle Horton: "Let me take a look at this. We had a similar problem at
> Microsoft. Did you guys know I worked there? Billy G. and I solved it.
> Lesse....yep, same problem. Only we called it Windows 98. Hey! have you
> guys seen my 1099 yet???"
>
> Joshie: "Where's Nathan, show him!"
>
> tyler dirden: "He went to go play with Mike and his "Dingy".
>
> Group: "EW!!!"
>
> Kevin in San Diego: "NO!! He's over the hill, stacking rocks."
>
> JimG: "STACKING ROCKS??!! He drives a RUBICON! Tell him he doesn't need
> to stack ROCKS under his wheels!!"
>
> Mike Romain: "He's not, he's stacking them in his seat so he can see
> over the steering wheel..."
>
> Group: "oh..."
>
> (...to be continued...)
>
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
> 03 TJ Rubicon
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> __________________________________________________ _________
>
Eric
99 TJ SE
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:i9Tjb.447$374.169@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. ..
> CHAPTER TWO:
>
> A crescent sun etched it's fiery edge over the horizon, dousing Moab
> with it's golden warmth over the campsite. As the Jeepers arise from
> their lairs, a lone Jeeper sits indian style by a dark brown object.
>
> twaldron: "Joshie, didn't you get any sleep?"
>
> Joshie: "No. See? Look! It's got ice crystals on it. It's ice cream."
>
> Jeepers: "No, Josh. The desert just gets really cold at night, it's dog
> sh_" (INTERRUPTED)
>
> A JEEPER RUNS UP.
>
> Kevin Sperle: "Hey! Some of the guys found Harry B. in a cave!"
>
> THE JEEPERS CONVENE AROUND THE CAVE'S OPENING
>
> DougW: "Wow! The great Harry Brosofsky!"
>
> travis: "Who's Harry Brosofsky?"
>
> Jbjeep: "He's mummified? Yuck!"
>
> Lon Stowell: "Like a creamsicle!"
>
> Joshie: "Oooh, you're making me hungry again."
>
> Jerry Bransford: "Now that's ----!"
>
> Joshie: "See, and it doesn't even look like that ice cream! Told ya!"
> (sighs) "The inventor of square wheels..."
>
> Group: "WHAT??"
>
> Joshie: "Yes, all CJs had square wheels."
>
> Group: "What kind of...? (interrupted)
>
> TJim: "Still sitting in his 97 TJ."
>
> L.W. "Bill" ------: "If he'd of had a REAL JEEP, this wouldn't have
> happened!" http://www.realjeep.com "Not only that, in kalifornia, we
> never had enough fossil energy to sell kumquats. Damn Texans.
>
> Jerry Bransford: "I knew those heim joints would never last!"
>
>
> JUST OUTSIDE THE CAVE, A WHIMPER IS HEARD. THE GROUP STARES AS A MANGY
> DINGO TROTS UP TO THE CRUSTY PILE. THE DOG SNIFFS AND CIRCLES AROUND THE
> LUMP. STOPPING, HE ARCHES HIS HAUNCHES AND RELEASES A LARGE STEAMING
> BROWN TORPEDO. AS IT COILS ON THE GROUND THE GROUP MURMURS.
>
> twaldron: "Well, Einstein, there's your proof."
>
> Joshie: "What? An ice cream vendor??"
>
> Jeff Strickland: "Oh, c'mon! What else do you need??"
>
> Earle Horton: "Let me take a look at this. We had a similar problem at
> Microsoft. Did you guys know I worked there? Billy G. and I solved it.
> Lesse....yep, same problem. Only we called it Windows 98. Hey! have you
> guys seen my 1099 yet???"
>
> Joshie: "Where's Nathan, show him!"
>
> tyler dirden: "He went to go play with Mike and his "Dingy".
>
> Group: "EW!!!"
>
> Kevin in San Diego: "NO!! He's over the hill, stacking rocks."
>
> JimG: "STACKING ROCKS??!! He drives a RUBICON! Tell him he doesn't need
> to stack ROCKS under his wheels!!"
>
> Mike Romain: "He's not, he's stacking them in his seat so he can see
> over the steering wheel..."
>
> Group: "oh..."
>
> (...to be continued...)
>
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
> 03 TJ Rubicon
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> __________________________________________________ _________
>
#69
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Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
This is great stuff... LMAO!!
Eric
99 TJ SE
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:i9Tjb.447$374.169@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. ..
> CHAPTER TWO:
>
> A crescent sun etched it's fiery edge over the horizon, dousing Moab
> with it's golden warmth over the campsite. As the Jeepers arise from
> their lairs, a lone Jeeper sits indian style by a dark brown object.
>
> twaldron: "Joshie, didn't you get any sleep?"
>
> Joshie: "No. See? Look! It's got ice crystals on it. It's ice cream."
>
> Jeepers: "No, Josh. The desert just gets really cold at night, it's dog
> sh_" (INTERRUPTED)
>
> A JEEPER RUNS UP.
>
> Kevin Sperle: "Hey! Some of the guys found Harry B. in a cave!"
>
> THE JEEPERS CONVENE AROUND THE CAVE'S OPENING
>
> DougW: "Wow! The great Harry Brosofsky!"
>
> travis: "Who's Harry Brosofsky?"
>
> Jbjeep: "He's mummified? Yuck!"
>
> Lon Stowell: "Like a creamsicle!"
>
> Joshie: "Oooh, you're making me hungry again."
>
> Jerry Bransford: "Now that's ----!"
>
> Joshie: "See, and it doesn't even look like that ice cream! Told ya!"
> (sighs) "The inventor of square wheels..."
>
> Group: "WHAT??"
>
> Joshie: "Yes, all CJs had square wheels."
>
> Group: "What kind of...? (interrupted)
>
> TJim: "Still sitting in his 97 TJ."
>
> L.W. "Bill" ------: "If he'd of had a REAL JEEP, this wouldn't have
> happened!" http://www.realjeep.com "Not only that, in kalifornia, we
> never had enough fossil energy to sell kumquats. Damn Texans.
>
> Jerry Bransford: "I knew those heim joints would never last!"
>
>
> JUST OUTSIDE THE CAVE, A WHIMPER IS HEARD. THE GROUP STARES AS A MANGY
> DINGO TROTS UP TO THE CRUSTY PILE. THE DOG SNIFFS AND CIRCLES AROUND THE
> LUMP. STOPPING, HE ARCHES HIS HAUNCHES AND RELEASES A LARGE STEAMING
> BROWN TORPEDO. AS IT COILS ON THE GROUND THE GROUP MURMURS.
>
> twaldron: "Well, Einstein, there's your proof."
>
> Joshie: "What? An ice cream vendor??"
>
> Jeff Strickland: "Oh, c'mon! What else do you need??"
>
> Earle Horton: "Let me take a look at this. We had a similar problem at
> Microsoft. Did you guys know I worked there? Billy G. and I solved it.
> Lesse....yep, same problem. Only we called it Windows 98. Hey! have you
> guys seen my 1099 yet???"
>
> Joshie: "Where's Nathan, show him!"
>
> tyler dirden: "He went to go play with Mike and his "Dingy".
>
> Group: "EW!!!"
>
> Kevin in San Diego: "NO!! He's over the hill, stacking rocks."
>
> JimG: "STACKING ROCKS??!! He drives a RUBICON! Tell him he doesn't need
> to stack ROCKS under his wheels!!"
>
> Mike Romain: "He's not, he's stacking them in his seat so he can see
> over the steering wheel..."
>
> Group: "oh..."
>
> (...to be continued...)
>
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
> 03 TJ Rubicon
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> __________________________________________________ _________
>
Eric
99 TJ SE
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:i9Tjb.447$374.169@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. ..
> CHAPTER TWO:
>
> A crescent sun etched it's fiery edge over the horizon, dousing Moab
> with it's golden warmth over the campsite. As the Jeepers arise from
> their lairs, a lone Jeeper sits indian style by a dark brown object.
>
> twaldron: "Joshie, didn't you get any sleep?"
>
> Joshie: "No. See? Look! It's got ice crystals on it. It's ice cream."
>
> Jeepers: "No, Josh. The desert just gets really cold at night, it's dog
> sh_" (INTERRUPTED)
>
> A JEEPER RUNS UP.
>
> Kevin Sperle: "Hey! Some of the guys found Harry B. in a cave!"
>
> THE JEEPERS CONVENE AROUND THE CAVE'S OPENING
>
> DougW: "Wow! The great Harry Brosofsky!"
>
> travis: "Who's Harry Brosofsky?"
>
> Jbjeep: "He's mummified? Yuck!"
>
> Lon Stowell: "Like a creamsicle!"
>
> Joshie: "Oooh, you're making me hungry again."
>
> Jerry Bransford: "Now that's ----!"
>
> Joshie: "See, and it doesn't even look like that ice cream! Told ya!"
> (sighs) "The inventor of square wheels..."
>
> Group: "WHAT??"
>
> Joshie: "Yes, all CJs had square wheels."
>
> Group: "What kind of...? (interrupted)
>
> TJim: "Still sitting in his 97 TJ."
>
> L.W. "Bill" ------: "If he'd of had a REAL JEEP, this wouldn't have
> happened!" http://www.realjeep.com "Not only that, in kalifornia, we
> never had enough fossil energy to sell kumquats. Damn Texans.
>
> Jerry Bransford: "I knew those heim joints would never last!"
>
>
> JUST OUTSIDE THE CAVE, A WHIMPER IS HEARD. THE GROUP STARES AS A MANGY
> DINGO TROTS UP TO THE CRUSTY PILE. THE DOG SNIFFS AND CIRCLES AROUND THE
> LUMP. STOPPING, HE ARCHES HIS HAUNCHES AND RELEASES A LARGE STEAMING
> BROWN TORPEDO. AS IT COILS ON THE GROUND THE GROUP MURMURS.
>
> twaldron: "Well, Einstein, there's your proof."
>
> Joshie: "What? An ice cream vendor??"
>
> Jeff Strickland: "Oh, c'mon! What else do you need??"
>
> Earle Horton: "Let me take a look at this. We had a similar problem at
> Microsoft. Did you guys know I worked there? Billy G. and I solved it.
> Lesse....yep, same problem. Only we called it Windows 98. Hey! have you
> guys seen my 1099 yet???"
>
> Joshie: "Where's Nathan, show him!"
>
> tyler dirden: "He went to go play with Mike and his "Dingy".
>
> Group: "EW!!!"
>
> Kevin in San Diego: "NO!! He's over the hill, stacking rocks."
>
> JimG: "STACKING ROCKS??!! He drives a RUBICON! Tell him he doesn't need
> to stack ROCKS under his wheels!!"
>
> Mike Romain: "He's not, he's stacking them in his seat so he can see
> over the steering wheel..."
>
> Group: "oh..."
>
> (...to be continued...)
>
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
> 03 TJ Rubicon
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
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Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
This is great stuff... LMAO!!
Eric
99 TJ SE
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:i9Tjb.447$374.169@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. ..
> CHAPTER TWO:
>
> A crescent sun etched it's fiery edge over the horizon, dousing Moab
> with it's golden warmth over the campsite. As the Jeepers arise from
> their lairs, a lone Jeeper sits indian style by a dark brown object.
>
> twaldron: "Joshie, didn't you get any sleep?"
>
> Joshie: "No. See? Look! It's got ice crystals on it. It's ice cream."
>
> Jeepers: "No, Josh. The desert just gets really cold at night, it's dog
> sh_" (INTERRUPTED)
>
> A JEEPER RUNS UP.
>
> Kevin Sperle: "Hey! Some of the guys found Harry B. in a cave!"
>
> THE JEEPERS CONVENE AROUND THE CAVE'S OPENING
>
> DougW: "Wow! The great Harry Brosofsky!"
>
> travis: "Who's Harry Brosofsky?"
>
> Jbjeep: "He's mummified? Yuck!"
>
> Lon Stowell: "Like a creamsicle!"
>
> Joshie: "Oooh, you're making me hungry again."
>
> Jerry Bransford: "Now that's ----!"
>
> Joshie: "See, and it doesn't even look like that ice cream! Told ya!"
> (sighs) "The inventor of square wheels..."
>
> Group: "WHAT??"
>
> Joshie: "Yes, all CJs had square wheels."
>
> Group: "What kind of...? (interrupted)
>
> TJim: "Still sitting in his 97 TJ."
>
> L.W. "Bill" ------: "If he'd of had a REAL JEEP, this wouldn't have
> happened!" http://www.realjeep.com "Not only that, in kalifornia, we
> never had enough fossil energy to sell kumquats. Damn Texans.
>
> Jerry Bransford: "I knew those heim joints would never last!"
>
>
> JUST OUTSIDE THE CAVE, A WHIMPER IS HEARD. THE GROUP STARES AS A MANGY
> DINGO TROTS UP TO THE CRUSTY PILE. THE DOG SNIFFS AND CIRCLES AROUND THE
> LUMP. STOPPING, HE ARCHES HIS HAUNCHES AND RELEASES A LARGE STEAMING
> BROWN TORPEDO. AS IT COILS ON THE GROUND THE GROUP MURMURS.
>
> twaldron: "Well, Einstein, there's your proof."
>
> Joshie: "What? An ice cream vendor??"
>
> Jeff Strickland: "Oh, c'mon! What else do you need??"
>
> Earle Horton: "Let me take a look at this. We had a similar problem at
> Microsoft. Did you guys know I worked there? Billy G. and I solved it.
> Lesse....yep, same problem. Only we called it Windows 98. Hey! have you
> guys seen my 1099 yet???"
>
> Joshie: "Where's Nathan, show him!"
>
> tyler dirden: "He went to go play with Mike and his "Dingy".
>
> Group: "EW!!!"
>
> Kevin in San Diego: "NO!! He's over the hill, stacking rocks."
>
> JimG: "STACKING ROCKS??!! He drives a RUBICON! Tell him he doesn't need
> to stack ROCKS under his wheels!!"
>
> Mike Romain: "He's not, he's stacking them in his seat so he can see
> over the steering wheel..."
>
> Group: "oh..."
>
> (...to be continued...)
>
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
> 03 TJ Rubicon
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> __________________________________________________ _________
>
Eric
99 TJ SE
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:i9Tjb.447$374.169@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. ..
> CHAPTER TWO:
>
> A crescent sun etched it's fiery edge over the horizon, dousing Moab
> with it's golden warmth over the campsite. As the Jeepers arise from
> their lairs, a lone Jeeper sits indian style by a dark brown object.
>
> twaldron: "Joshie, didn't you get any sleep?"
>
> Joshie: "No. See? Look! It's got ice crystals on it. It's ice cream."
>
> Jeepers: "No, Josh. The desert just gets really cold at night, it's dog
> sh_" (INTERRUPTED)
>
> A JEEPER RUNS UP.
>
> Kevin Sperle: "Hey! Some of the guys found Harry B. in a cave!"
>
> THE JEEPERS CONVENE AROUND THE CAVE'S OPENING
>
> DougW: "Wow! The great Harry Brosofsky!"
>
> travis: "Who's Harry Brosofsky?"
>
> Jbjeep: "He's mummified? Yuck!"
>
> Lon Stowell: "Like a creamsicle!"
>
> Joshie: "Oooh, you're making me hungry again."
>
> Jerry Bransford: "Now that's ----!"
>
> Joshie: "See, and it doesn't even look like that ice cream! Told ya!"
> (sighs) "The inventor of square wheels..."
>
> Group: "WHAT??"
>
> Joshie: "Yes, all CJs had square wheels."
>
> Group: "What kind of...? (interrupted)
>
> TJim: "Still sitting in his 97 TJ."
>
> L.W. "Bill" ------: "If he'd of had a REAL JEEP, this wouldn't have
> happened!" http://www.realjeep.com "Not only that, in kalifornia, we
> never had enough fossil energy to sell kumquats. Damn Texans.
>
> Jerry Bransford: "I knew those heim joints would never last!"
>
>
> JUST OUTSIDE THE CAVE, A WHIMPER IS HEARD. THE GROUP STARES AS A MANGY
> DINGO TROTS UP TO THE CRUSTY PILE. THE DOG SNIFFS AND CIRCLES AROUND THE
> LUMP. STOPPING, HE ARCHES HIS HAUNCHES AND RELEASES A LARGE STEAMING
> BROWN TORPEDO. AS IT COILS ON THE GROUND THE GROUP MURMURS.
>
> twaldron: "Well, Einstein, there's your proof."
>
> Joshie: "What? An ice cream vendor??"
>
> Jeff Strickland: "Oh, c'mon! What else do you need??"
>
> Earle Horton: "Let me take a look at this. We had a similar problem at
> Microsoft. Did you guys know I worked there? Billy G. and I solved it.
> Lesse....yep, same problem. Only we called it Windows 98. Hey! have you
> guys seen my 1099 yet???"
>
> Joshie: "Where's Nathan, show him!"
>
> tyler dirden: "He went to go play with Mike and his "Dingy".
>
> Group: "EW!!!"
>
> Kevin in San Diego: "NO!! He's over the hill, stacking rocks."
>
> JimG: "STACKING ROCKS??!! He drives a RUBICON! Tell him he doesn't need
> to stack ROCKS under his wheels!!"
>
> Mike Romain: "He's not, he's stacking them in his seat so he can see
> over the steering wheel..."
>
> Group: "oh..."
>
> (...to be continued...)
>
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
> 03 TJ Rubicon
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> __________________________________________________ _________
>