The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
10-17-2003, 10:38 AM
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The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
CHAPTER TWO:
A crescent sun etched it's fiery edge over the horizon, dousing Moab
with it's golden warmth over the campsite. As the Jeepers arise from
their lairs, a lone Jeeper sits indian style by a dark brown object.
twaldron: "Joshie, didn't you get any sleep?"
Joshie: "No. See? Look! It's got ice crystals on it. It's ice cream."
Jeepers: "No, Josh. The desert just gets really cold at night, it's dog
sh_" (INTERRUPTED)
A JEEPER RUNS UP.
Kevin Sperle: "Hey! Some of the guys found Harry B. in a cave!"
THE JEEPERS CONVENE AROUND THE CAVE'S OPENING
DougW: "Wow! The great Harry Brosofsky!"
travis: "Who's Harry Brosofsky?"
Jbjeep: "He's mummified? Yuck!"
Lon Stowell: "Like a creamsicle!"
Joshie: "Oooh, you're making me hungry again."
Jerry Bransford: "Now that's ----!"
Joshie: "See, and it doesn't even look like that ice cream! Told ya!"
(sighs) "The inventor of square wheels..."
Group: "WHAT??"
Joshie: "Yes, all CJs had square wheels."
Group: "What kind of...? (interrupted)
TJim: "Still sitting in his 97 TJ."
L.W. "Bill" ------: "If he'd of had a REAL JEEP, this wouldn't have
happened!" http://www.realjeep.com "Not only that, in kalifornia, we
never had enough fossil energy to sell kumquats. Damn Texans.
Jerry Bransford: "I knew those heim joints would never last!"
JUST OUTSIDE THE CAVE, A WHIMPER IS HEARD. THE GROUP STARES AS A MANGY
DINGO TROTS UP TO THE CRUSTY PILE. THE DOG SNIFFS AND CIRCLES AROUND THE
LUMP. STOPPING, HE ARCHES HIS HAUNCHES AND RELEASES A LARGE STEAMING
BROWN TORPEDO. AS IT COILS ON THE GROUND THE GROUP MURMURS.
twaldron: "Well, Einstein, there's your proof."
Joshie: "What? An ice cream vendor??"
Jeff Strickland: "Oh, c'mon! What else do you need??"
Earle Horton: "Let me take a look at this. We had a similar problem at
Microsoft. Did you guys know I worked there? Billy G. and I solved it.
Lesse....yep, same problem. Only we called it Windows 98. Hey! have you
guys seen my 1099 yet???"
Joshie: "Where's Nathan, show him!"
tyler dirden: "He went to go play with Mike and his "Dingy".
Group: "EW!!!"
Kevin in San Diego: "NO!! He's over the hill, stacking rocks."
JimG: "STACKING ROCKS??!! He drives a RUBICON! Tell him he doesn't need
to stack ROCKS under his wheels!!"
Mike Romain: "He's not, he's stacking them in his seat so he can see
over the steering wheel..."
Group: "oh..."
(...to be continued...)
--
__________________________________________________ _________
tw
03 TJ Rubicon
01 XJ Sport
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
-- Dave Barry
http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
__________________________________________________ _________
A crescent sun etched it's fiery edge over the horizon, dousing Moab
with it's golden warmth over the campsite. As the Jeepers arise from
their lairs, a lone Jeeper sits indian style by a dark brown object.
twaldron: "Joshie, didn't you get any sleep?"
Joshie: "No. See? Look! It's got ice crystals on it. It's ice cream."
Jeepers: "No, Josh. The desert just gets really cold at night, it's dog
sh_" (INTERRUPTED)
A JEEPER RUNS UP.
Kevin Sperle: "Hey! Some of the guys found Harry B. in a cave!"
THE JEEPERS CONVENE AROUND THE CAVE'S OPENING
DougW: "Wow! The great Harry Brosofsky!"
travis: "Who's Harry Brosofsky?"
Jbjeep: "He's mummified? Yuck!"
Lon Stowell: "Like a creamsicle!"
Joshie: "Oooh, you're making me hungry again."
Jerry Bransford: "Now that's ----!"
Joshie: "See, and it doesn't even look like that ice cream! Told ya!"
(sighs) "The inventor of square wheels..."
Group: "WHAT??"
Joshie: "Yes, all CJs had square wheels."
Group: "What kind of...? (interrupted)
TJim: "Still sitting in his 97 TJ."
L.W. "Bill" ------: "If he'd of had a REAL JEEP, this wouldn't have
happened!" http://www.realjeep.com "Not only that, in kalifornia, we
never had enough fossil energy to sell kumquats. Damn Texans.
Jerry Bransford: "I knew those heim joints would never last!"
JUST OUTSIDE THE CAVE, A WHIMPER IS HEARD. THE GROUP STARES AS A MANGY
DINGO TROTS UP TO THE CRUSTY PILE. THE DOG SNIFFS AND CIRCLES AROUND THE
LUMP. STOPPING, HE ARCHES HIS HAUNCHES AND RELEASES A LARGE STEAMING
BROWN TORPEDO. AS IT COILS ON THE GROUND THE GROUP MURMURS.
twaldron: "Well, Einstein, there's your proof."
Joshie: "What? An ice cream vendor??"
Jeff Strickland: "Oh, c'mon! What else do you need??"
Earle Horton: "Let me take a look at this. We had a similar problem at
Microsoft. Did you guys know I worked there? Billy G. and I solved it.
Lesse....yep, same problem. Only we called it Windows 98. Hey! have you
guys seen my 1099 yet???"
Joshie: "Where's Nathan, show him!"
tyler dirden: "He went to go play with Mike and his "Dingy".
Group: "EW!!!"
Kevin in San Diego: "NO!! He's over the hill, stacking rocks."
JimG: "STACKING ROCKS??!! He drives a RUBICON! Tell him he doesn't need
to stack ROCKS under his wheels!!"
Mike Romain: "He's not, he's stacking them in his seat so he can see
over the steering wheel..."
Group: "oh..."
(...to be continued...)
--
__________________________________________________ _________
tw
03 TJ Rubicon
01 XJ Sport
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
-- Dave Barry
http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
__________________________________________________ _________
10-17-2003, 10:41 AM
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Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
Heh, you have a talent for this kind of stuff... and a long damned memory.
;)
Jerry
--
Jerry Bransford
To email, remove 'me' from my email address
KC6TAY, PP-ASEL
See the Geezer Jeep at
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"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:i9Tjb.447$374.169@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. ..
> CHAPTER TWO:
>
> A crescent sun etched it's fiery edge over the horizon, dousing Moab
> with it's golden warmth over the campsite. As the Jeepers arise from
> their lairs, a lone Jeeper sits indian style by a dark brown object.
>
> twaldron: "Joshie, didn't you get any sleep?"
>
> Joshie: "No. See? Look! It's got ice crystals on it. It's ice cream."
>
> Jeepers: "No, Josh. The desert just gets really cold at night, it's dog
> sh_" (INTERRUPTED)
>
> A JEEPER RUNS UP.
>
> Kevin Sperle: "Hey! Some of the guys found Harry B. in a cave!"
>
> THE JEEPERS CONVENE AROUND THE CAVE'S OPENING
>
> DougW: "Wow! The great Harry Brosofsky!"
>
> travis: "Who's Harry Brosofsky?"
>
> Jbjeep: "He's mummified? Yuck!"
>
> Lon Stowell: "Like a creamsicle!"
>
> Joshie: "Oooh, you're making me hungry again."
>
> Jerry Bransford: "Now that's ----!"
>
> Joshie: "See, and it doesn't even look like that ice cream! Told ya!"
> (sighs) "The inventor of square wheels..."
>
> Group: "WHAT??"
>
> Joshie: "Yes, all CJs had square wheels."
>
> Group: "What kind of...? (interrupted)
>
> TJim: "Still sitting in his 97 TJ."
>
> L.W. "Bill" ------: "If he'd of had a REAL JEEP, this wouldn't have
> happened!" http://www.realjeep.com "Not only that, in kalifornia, we
> never had enough fossil energy to sell kumquats. Damn Texans.
>
> Jerry Bransford: "I knew those heim joints would never last!"
>
>
> JUST OUTSIDE THE CAVE, A WHIMPER IS HEARD. THE GROUP STARES AS A MANGY
> DINGO TROTS UP TO THE CRUSTY PILE. THE DOG SNIFFS AND CIRCLES AROUND THE
> LUMP. STOPPING, HE ARCHES HIS HAUNCHES AND RELEASES A LARGE STEAMING
> BROWN TORPEDO. AS IT COILS ON THE GROUND THE GROUP MURMURS.
>
> twaldron: "Well, Einstein, there's your proof."
>
> Joshie: "What? An ice cream vendor??"
>
> Jeff Strickland: "Oh, c'mon! What else do you need??"
>
> Earle Horton: "Let me take a look at this. We had a similar problem at
> Microsoft. Did you guys know I worked there? Billy G. and I solved it.
> Lesse....yep, same problem. Only we called it Windows 98. Hey! have you
> guys seen my 1099 yet???"
>
> Joshie: "Where's Nathan, show him!"
>
> tyler dirden: "He went to go play with Mike and his "Dingy".
>
> Group: "EW!!!"
>
> Kevin in San Diego: "NO!! He's over the hill, stacking rocks."
>
> JimG: "STACKING ROCKS??!! He drives a RUBICON! Tell him he doesn't need
> to stack ROCKS under his wheels!!"
>
> Mike Romain: "He's not, he's stacking them in his seat so he can see
> over the steering wheel..."
>
> Group: "oh..."
>
> (...to be continued...)
>
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
> 03 TJ Rubicon
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> __________________________________________________ _________
>
;)
Jerry
--
Jerry Bransford
To email, remove 'me' from my email address
KC6TAY, PP-ASEL
See the Geezer Jeep at
http://members.***.net/jerrypb/
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:i9Tjb.447$374.169@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. ..
> CHAPTER TWO:
>
> A crescent sun etched it's fiery edge over the horizon, dousing Moab
> with it's golden warmth over the campsite. As the Jeepers arise from
> their lairs, a lone Jeeper sits indian style by a dark brown object.
>
> twaldron: "Joshie, didn't you get any sleep?"
>
> Joshie: "No. See? Look! It's got ice crystals on it. It's ice cream."
>
> Jeepers: "No, Josh. The desert just gets really cold at night, it's dog
> sh_" (INTERRUPTED)
>
> A JEEPER RUNS UP.
>
> Kevin Sperle: "Hey! Some of the guys found Harry B. in a cave!"
>
> THE JEEPERS CONVENE AROUND THE CAVE'S OPENING
>
> DougW: "Wow! The great Harry Brosofsky!"
>
> travis: "Who's Harry Brosofsky?"
>
> Jbjeep: "He's mummified? Yuck!"
>
> Lon Stowell: "Like a creamsicle!"
>
> Joshie: "Oooh, you're making me hungry again."
>
> Jerry Bransford: "Now that's ----!"
>
> Joshie: "See, and it doesn't even look like that ice cream! Told ya!"
> (sighs) "The inventor of square wheels..."
>
> Group: "WHAT??"
>
> Joshie: "Yes, all CJs had square wheels."
>
> Group: "What kind of...? (interrupted)
>
> TJim: "Still sitting in his 97 TJ."
>
> L.W. "Bill" ------: "If he'd of had a REAL JEEP, this wouldn't have
> happened!" http://www.realjeep.com "Not only that, in kalifornia, we
> never had enough fossil energy to sell kumquats. Damn Texans.
>
> Jerry Bransford: "I knew those heim joints would never last!"
>
>
> JUST OUTSIDE THE CAVE, A WHIMPER IS HEARD. THE GROUP STARES AS A MANGY
> DINGO TROTS UP TO THE CRUSTY PILE. THE DOG SNIFFS AND CIRCLES AROUND THE
> LUMP. STOPPING, HE ARCHES HIS HAUNCHES AND RELEASES A LARGE STEAMING
> BROWN TORPEDO. AS IT COILS ON THE GROUND THE GROUP MURMURS.
>
> twaldron: "Well, Einstein, there's your proof."
>
> Joshie: "What? An ice cream vendor??"
>
> Jeff Strickland: "Oh, c'mon! What else do you need??"
>
> Earle Horton: "Let me take a look at this. We had a similar problem at
> Microsoft. Did you guys know I worked there? Billy G. and I solved it.
> Lesse....yep, same problem. Only we called it Windows 98. Hey! have you
> guys seen my 1099 yet???"
>
> Joshie: "Where's Nathan, show him!"
>
> tyler dirden: "He went to go play with Mike and his "Dingy".
>
> Group: "EW!!!"
>
> Kevin in San Diego: "NO!! He's over the hill, stacking rocks."
>
> JimG: "STACKING ROCKS??!! He drives a RUBICON! Tell him he doesn't need
> to stack ROCKS under his wheels!!"
>
> Mike Romain: "He's not, he's stacking them in his seat so he can see
> over the steering wheel..."
>
> Group: "oh..."
>
> (...to be continued...)
>
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
> 03 TJ Rubicon
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> __________________________________________________ _________
>
10-17-2003, 10:41 AM
#3
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Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
Heh, you have a talent for this kind of stuff... and a long damned memory.
;)
Jerry
--
Jerry Bransford
To email, remove 'me' from my email address
KC6TAY, PP-ASEL
See the Geezer Jeep at
http://members.***.net/jerrypb/
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:i9Tjb.447$374.169@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. ..
> CHAPTER TWO:
>
> A crescent sun etched it's fiery edge over the horizon, dousing Moab
> with it's golden warmth over the campsite. As the Jeepers arise from
> their lairs, a lone Jeeper sits indian style by a dark brown object.
>
> twaldron: "Joshie, didn't you get any sleep?"
>
> Joshie: "No. See? Look! It's got ice crystals on it. It's ice cream."
>
> Jeepers: "No, Josh. The desert just gets really cold at night, it's dog
> sh_" (INTERRUPTED)
>
> A JEEPER RUNS UP.
>
> Kevin Sperle: "Hey! Some of the guys found Harry B. in a cave!"
>
> THE JEEPERS CONVENE AROUND THE CAVE'S OPENING
>
> DougW: "Wow! The great Harry Brosofsky!"
>
> travis: "Who's Harry Brosofsky?"
>
> Jbjeep: "He's mummified? Yuck!"
>
> Lon Stowell: "Like a creamsicle!"
>
> Joshie: "Oooh, you're making me hungry again."
>
> Jerry Bransford: "Now that's ----!"
>
> Joshie: "See, and it doesn't even look like that ice cream! Told ya!"
> (sighs) "The inventor of square wheels..."
>
> Group: "WHAT??"
>
> Joshie: "Yes, all CJs had square wheels."
>
> Group: "What kind of...? (interrupted)
>
> TJim: "Still sitting in his 97 TJ."
>
> L.W. "Bill" ------: "If he'd of had a REAL JEEP, this wouldn't have
> happened!" http://www.realjeep.com "Not only that, in kalifornia, we
> never had enough fossil energy to sell kumquats. Damn Texans.
>
> Jerry Bransford: "I knew those heim joints would never last!"
>
>
> JUST OUTSIDE THE CAVE, A WHIMPER IS HEARD. THE GROUP STARES AS A MANGY
> DINGO TROTS UP TO THE CRUSTY PILE. THE DOG SNIFFS AND CIRCLES AROUND THE
> LUMP. STOPPING, HE ARCHES HIS HAUNCHES AND RELEASES A LARGE STEAMING
> BROWN TORPEDO. AS IT COILS ON THE GROUND THE GROUP MURMURS.
>
> twaldron: "Well, Einstein, there's your proof."
>
> Joshie: "What? An ice cream vendor??"
>
> Jeff Strickland: "Oh, c'mon! What else do you need??"
>
> Earle Horton: "Let me take a look at this. We had a similar problem at
> Microsoft. Did you guys know I worked there? Billy G. and I solved it.
> Lesse....yep, same problem. Only we called it Windows 98. Hey! have you
> guys seen my 1099 yet???"
>
> Joshie: "Where's Nathan, show him!"
>
> tyler dirden: "He went to go play with Mike and his "Dingy".
>
> Group: "EW!!!"
>
> Kevin in San Diego: "NO!! He's over the hill, stacking rocks."
>
> JimG: "STACKING ROCKS??!! He drives a RUBICON! Tell him he doesn't need
> to stack ROCKS under his wheels!!"
>
> Mike Romain: "He's not, he's stacking them in his seat so he can see
> over the steering wheel..."
>
> Group: "oh..."
>
> (...to be continued...)
>
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
> 03 TJ Rubicon
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> __________________________________________________ _________
>
;)
Jerry
--
Jerry Bransford
To email, remove 'me' from my email address
KC6TAY, PP-ASEL
See the Geezer Jeep at
http://members.***.net/jerrypb/
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:i9Tjb.447$374.169@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. ..
> CHAPTER TWO:
>
> A crescent sun etched it's fiery edge over the horizon, dousing Moab
> with it's golden warmth over the campsite. As the Jeepers arise from
> their lairs, a lone Jeeper sits indian style by a dark brown object.
>
> twaldron: "Joshie, didn't you get any sleep?"
>
> Joshie: "No. See? Look! It's got ice crystals on it. It's ice cream."
>
> Jeepers: "No, Josh. The desert just gets really cold at night, it's dog
> sh_" (INTERRUPTED)
>
> A JEEPER RUNS UP.
>
> Kevin Sperle: "Hey! Some of the guys found Harry B. in a cave!"
>
> THE JEEPERS CONVENE AROUND THE CAVE'S OPENING
>
> DougW: "Wow! The great Harry Brosofsky!"
>
> travis: "Who's Harry Brosofsky?"
>
> Jbjeep: "He's mummified? Yuck!"
>
> Lon Stowell: "Like a creamsicle!"
>
> Joshie: "Oooh, you're making me hungry again."
>
> Jerry Bransford: "Now that's ----!"
>
> Joshie: "See, and it doesn't even look like that ice cream! Told ya!"
> (sighs) "The inventor of square wheels..."
>
> Group: "WHAT??"
>
> Joshie: "Yes, all CJs had square wheels."
>
> Group: "What kind of...? (interrupted)
>
> TJim: "Still sitting in his 97 TJ."
>
> L.W. "Bill" ------: "If he'd of had a REAL JEEP, this wouldn't have
> happened!" http://www.realjeep.com "Not only that, in kalifornia, we
> never had enough fossil energy to sell kumquats. Damn Texans.
>
> Jerry Bransford: "I knew those heim joints would never last!"
>
>
> JUST OUTSIDE THE CAVE, A WHIMPER IS HEARD. THE GROUP STARES AS A MANGY
> DINGO TROTS UP TO THE CRUSTY PILE. THE DOG SNIFFS AND CIRCLES AROUND THE
> LUMP. STOPPING, HE ARCHES HIS HAUNCHES AND RELEASES A LARGE STEAMING
> BROWN TORPEDO. AS IT COILS ON THE GROUND THE GROUP MURMURS.
>
> twaldron: "Well, Einstein, there's your proof."
>
> Joshie: "What? An ice cream vendor??"
>
> Jeff Strickland: "Oh, c'mon! What else do you need??"
>
> Earle Horton: "Let me take a look at this. We had a similar problem at
> Microsoft. Did you guys know I worked there? Billy G. and I solved it.
> Lesse....yep, same problem. Only we called it Windows 98. Hey! have you
> guys seen my 1099 yet???"
>
> Joshie: "Where's Nathan, show him!"
>
> tyler dirden: "He went to go play with Mike and his "Dingy".
>
> Group: "EW!!!"
>
> Kevin in San Diego: "NO!! He's over the hill, stacking rocks."
>
> JimG: "STACKING ROCKS??!! He drives a RUBICON! Tell him he doesn't need
> to stack ROCKS under his wheels!!"
>
> Mike Romain: "He's not, he's stacking them in his seat so he can see
> over the steering wheel..."
>
> Group: "oh..."
>
> (...to be continued...)
>
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
> 03 TJ Rubicon
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> __________________________________________________ _________
>
10-17-2003, 10:41 AM
#4
Guest
Posts: n/a
Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
Heh, you have a talent for this kind of stuff... and a long damned memory.
;)
Jerry
--
Jerry Bransford
To email, remove 'me' from my email address
KC6TAY, PP-ASEL
See the Geezer Jeep at
http://members.***.net/jerrypb/
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:i9Tjb.447$374.169@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. ..
> CHAPTER TWO:
>
> A crescent sun etched it's fiery edge over the horizon, dousing Moab
> with it's golden warmth over the campsite. As the Jeepers arise from
> their lairs, a lone Jeeper sits indian style by a dark brown object.
>
> twaldron: "Joshie, didn't you get any sleep?"
>
> Joshie: "No. See? Look! It's got ice crystals on it. It's ice cream."
>
> Jeepers: "No, Josh. The desert just gets really cold at night, it's dog
> sh_" (INTERRUPTED)
>
> A JEEPER RUNS UP.
>
> Kevin Sperle: "Hey! Some of the guys found Harry B. in a cave!"
>
> THE JEEPERS CONVENE AROUND THE CAVE'S OPENING
>
> DougW: "Wow! The great Harry Brosofsky!"
>
> travis: "Who's Harry Brosofsky?"
>
> Jbjeep: "He's mummified? Yuck!"
>
> Lon Stowell: "Like a creamsicle!"
>
> Joshie: "Oooh, you're making me hungry again."
>
> Jerry Bransford: "Now that's ----!"
>
> Joshie: "See, and it doesn't even look like that ice cream! Told ya!"
> (sighs) "The inventor of square wheels..."
>
> Group: "WHAT??"
>
> Joshie: "Yes, all CJs had square wheels."
>
> Group: "What kind of...? (interrupted)
>
> TJim: "Still sitting in his 97 TJ."
>
> L.W. "Bill" ------: "If he'd of had a REAL JEEP, this wouldn't have
> happened!" http://www.realjeep.com "Not only that, in kalifornia, we
> never had enough fossil energy to sell kumquats. Damn Texans.
>
> Jerry Bransford: "I knew those heim joints would never last!"
>
>
> JUST OUTSIDE THE CAVE, A WHIMPER IS HEARD. THE GROUP STARES AS A MANGY
> DINGO TROTS UP TO THE CRUSTY PILE. THE DOG SNIFFS AND CIRCLES AROUND THE
> LUMP. STOPPING, HE ARCHES HIS HAUNCHES AND RELEASES A LARGE STEAMING
> BROWN TORPEDO. AS IT COILS ON THE GROUND THE GROUP MURMURS.
>
> twaldron: "Well, Einstein, there's your proof."
>
> Joshie: "What? An ice cream vendor??"
>
> Jeff Strickland: "Oh, c'mon! What else do you need??"
>
> Earle Horton: "Let me take a look at this. We had a similar problem at
> Microsoft. Did you guys know I worked there? Billy G. and I solved it.
> Lesse....yep, same problem. Only we called it Windows 98. Hey! have you
> guys seen my 1099 yet???"
>
> Joshie: "Where's Nathan, show him!"
>
> tyler dirden: "He went to go play with Mike and his "Dingy".
>
> Group: "EW!!!"
>
> Kevin in San Diego: "NO!! He's over the hill, stacking rocks."
>
> JimG: "STACKING ROCKS??!! He drives a RUBICON! Tell him he doesn't need
> to stack ROCKS under his wheels!!"
>
> Mike Romain: "He's not, he's stacking them in his seat so he can see
> over the steering wheel..."
>
> Group: "oh..."
>
> (...to be continued...)
>
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
> 03 TJ Rubicon
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> __________________________________________________ _________
>
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"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:i9Tjb.447$374.169@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. ..
> CHAPTER TWO:
>
> A crescent sun etched it's fiery edge over the horizon, dousing Moab
> with it's golden warmth over the campsite. As the Jeepers arise from
> their lairs, a lone Jeeper sits indian style by a dark brown object.
>
> twaldron: "Joshie, didn't you get any sleep?"
>
> Joshie: "No. See? Look! It's got ice crystals on it. It's ice cream."
>
> Jeepers: "No, Josh. The desert just gets really cold at night, it's dog
> sh_" (INTERRUPTED)
>
> A JEEPER RUNS UP.
>
> Kevin Sperle: "Hey! Some of the guys found Harry B. in a cave!"
>
> THE JEEPERS CONVENE AROUND THE CAVE'S OPENING
>
> DougW: "Wow! The great Harry Brosofsky!"
>
> travis: "Who's Harry Brosofsky?"
>
> Jbjeep: "He's mummified? Yuck!"
>
> Lon Stowell: "Like a creamsicle!"
>
> Joshie: "Oooh, you're making me hungry again."
>
> Jerry Bransford: "Now that's ----!"
>
> Joshie: "See, and it doesn't even look like that ice cream! Told ya!"
> (sighs) "The inventor of square wheels..."
>
> Group: "WHAT??"
>
> Joshie: "Yes, all CJs had square wheels."
>
> Group: "What kind of...? (interrupted)
>
> TJim: "Still sitting in his 97 TJ."
>
> L.W. "Bill" ------: "If he'd of had a REAL JEEP, this wouldn't have
> happened!" http://www.realjeep.com "Not only that, in kalifornia, we
> never had enough fossil energy to sell kumquats. Damn Texans.
>
> Jerry Bransford: "I knew those heim joints would never last!"
>
>
> JUST OUTSIDE THE CAVE, A WHIMPER IS HEARD. THE GROUP STARES AS A MANGY
> DINGO TROTS UP TO THE CRUSTY PILE. THE DOG SNIFFS AND CIRCLES AROUND THE
> LUMP. STOPPING, HE ARCHES HIS HAUNCHES AND RELEASES A LARGE STEAMING
> BROWN TORPEDO. AS IT COILS ON THE GROUND THE GROUP MURMURS.
>
> twaldron: "Well, Einstein, there's your proof."
>
> Joshie: "What? An ice cream vendor??"
>
> Jeff Strickland: "Oh, c'mon! What else do you need??"
>
> Earle Horton: "Let me take a look at this. We had a similar problem at
> Microsoft. Did you guys know I worked there? Billy G. and I solved it.
> Lesse....yep, same problem. Only we called it Windows 98. Hey! have you
> guys seen my 1099 yet???"
>
> Joshie: "Where's Nathan, show him!"
>
> tyler dirden: "He went to go play with Mike and his "Dingy".
>
> Group: "EW!!!"
>
> Kevin in San Diego: "NO!! He's over the hill, stacking rocks."
>
> JimG: "STACKING ROCKS??!! He drives a RUBICON! Tell him he doesn't need
> to stack ROCKS under his wheels!!"
>
> Mike Romain: "He's not, he's stacking them in his seat so he can see
> over the steering wheel..."
>
> Group: "oh..."
>
> (...to be continued...)
>
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
> 03 TJ Rubicon
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> __________________________________________________ _________
>
10-17-2003, 10:44 AM
#5
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Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:i9Tjb.447$374.169@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. ..
> CHAPTER TWO:
>
> A crescent sun etched it's fiery edge over the horizon, dousing Moab
> with it's golden warmth over the campsite. As the Jeepers arise from
> their lairs, a lone Jeeper sits indian style by a dark brown object.
>
> twaldron: "Joshie, didn't you get any sleep?"
>
> Joshie: "No. See? Look! It's got ice crystals on it. It's ice cream."
>
> Jeepers: "No, Josh. The desert just gets really cold at night, it's dog
> sh_" (INTERRUPTED)
>
> A JEEPER RUNS UP.
>
> Kevin Sperle: "Hey! Some of the guys found Harry B. in a cave!"
>
> THE JEEPERS CONVENE AROUND THE CAVE'S OPENING
>
> DougW: "Wow! The great Harry Brosofsky!"
>
> travis: "Who's Harry Brosofsky?"
>
> Jbjeep: "He's mummified? Yuck!"
>
> Lon Stowell: "Like a creamsicle!"
>
> Joshie: "Oooh, you're making me hungry again."
>
> Jerry Bransford: "Now that's ----!"
>
> Joshie: "See, and it doesn't even look like that ice cream! Told ya!"
> (sighs) "The inventor of square wheels..."
>
> Group: "WHAT??"
>
> Joshie: "Yes, all CJs had square wheels."
>
> Group: "What kind of...? (interrupted)
>
> TJim: "Still sitting in his 97 TJ."
>
> L.W. "Bill" ------: "If he'd of had a REAL JEEP, this wouldn't have
> happened!" http://www.realjeep.com "Not only that, in kalifornia, we
> never had enough fossil energy to sell kumquats. Damn Texans.
>
> Jerry Bransford: "I knew those heim joints would never last!"
>
>
> JUST OUTSIDE THE CAVE, A WHIMPER IS HEARD. THE GROUP STARES AS A MANGY
> DINGO TROTS UP TO THE CRUSTY PILE. THE DOG SNIFFS AND CIRCLES AROUND THE
> LUMP. STOPPING, HE ARCHES HIS HAUNCHES AND RELEASES A LARGE STEAMING
> BROWN TORPEDO. AS IT COILS ON THE GROUND THE GROUP MURMURS.
>
> twaldron: "Well, Einstein, there's your proof."
>
> Joshie: "What? An ice cream vendor??"
>
> Jeff Strickland: "Oh, c'mon! What else do you need??"
>
> Earle Horton: "Let me take a look at this. We had a similar problem at
> Microsoft. Did you guys know I worked there? Billy G. and I solved it.
> Lesse....yep, same problem. Only we called it Windows 98. Hey! have you
> guys seen my 1099 yet???"
>
> Joshie: "Where's Nathan, show him!"
>
> tyler dirden: "He went to go play with Mike and his "Dingy".
>
> Group: "EW!!!"
>
> Kevin in San Diego: "NO!! He's over the hill, stacking rocks."
>
> JimG: "STACKING ROCKS??!! He drives a RUBICON! Tell him he doesn't need
> to stack ROCKS under his wheels!!"
>
> Mike Romain: "He's not, he's stacking them in his seat so he can see
> over the steering wheel..."
>
> Group: "oh..."
>
> (...to be continued...)
>
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
> 03 TJ Rubicon
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> __________________________________________________ _________
>
ROFLMFAO
Chris
10-17-2003, 10:44 AM
#6
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Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:i9Tjb.447$374.169@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. ..
> CHAPTER TWO:
>
> A crescent sun etched it's fiery edge over the horizon, dousing Moab
> with it's golden warmth over the campsite. As the Jeepers arise from
> their lairs, a lone Jeeper sits indian style by a dark brown object.
>
> twaldron: "Joshie, didn't you get any sleep?"
>
> Joshie: "No. See? Look! It's got ice crystals on it. It's ice cream."
>
> Jeepers: "No, Josh. The desert just gets really cold at night, it's dog
> sh_" (INTERRUPTED)
>
> A JEEPER RUNS UP.
>
> Kevin Sperle: "Hey! Some of the guys found Harry B. in a cave!"
>
> THE JEEPERS CONVENE AROUND THE CAVE'S OPENING
>
> DougW: "Wow! The great Harry Brosofsky!"
>
> travis: "Who's Harry Brosofsky?"
>
> Jbjeep: "He's mummified? Yuck!"
>
> Lon Stowell: "Like a creamsicle!"
>
> Joshie: "Oooh, you're making me hungry again."
>
> Jerry Bransford: "Now that's ----!"
>
> Joshie: "See, and it doesn't even look like that ice cream! Told ya!"
> (sighs) "The inventor of square wheels..."
>
> Group: "WHAT??"
>
> Joshie: "Yes, all CJs had square wheels."
>
> Group: "What kind of...? (interrupted)
>
> TJim: "Still sitting in his 97 TJ."
>
> L.W. "Bill" ------: "If he'd of had a REAL JEEP, this wouldn't have
> happened!" http://www.realjeep.com "Not only that, in kalifornia, we
> never had enough fossil energy to sell kumquats. Damn Texans.
>
> Jerry Bransford: "I knew those heim joints would never last!"
>
>
> JUST OUTSIDE THE CAVE, A WHIMPER IS HEARD. THE GROUP STARES AS A MANGY
> DINGO TROTS UP TO THE CRUSTY PILE. THE DOG SNIFFS AND CIRCLES AROUND THE
> LUMP. STOPPING, HE ARCHES HIS HAUNCHES AND RELEASES A LARGE STEAMING
> BROWN TORPEDO. AS IT COILS ON THE GROUND THE GROUP MURMURS.
>
> twaldron: "Well, Einstein, there's your proof."
>
> Joshie: "What? An ice cream vendor??"
>
> Jeff Strickland: "Oh, c'mon! What else do you need??"
>
> Earle Horton: "Let me take a look at this. We had a similar problem at
> Microsoft. Did you guys know I worked there? Billy G. and I solved it.
> Lesse....yep, same problem. Only we called it Windows 98. Hey! have you
> guys seen my 1099 yet???"
>
> Joshie: "Where's Nathan, show him!"
>
> tyler dirden: "He went to go play with Mike and his "Dingy".
>
> Group: "EW!!!"
>
> Kevin in San Diego: "NO!! He's over the hill, stacking rocks."
>
> JimG: "STACKING ROCKS??!! He drives a RUBICON! Tell him he doesn't need
> to stack ROCKS under his wheels!!"
>
> Mike Romain: "He's not, he's stacking them in his seat so he can see
> over the steering wheel..."
>
> Group: "oh..."
>
> (...to be continued...)
>
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
> 03 TJ Rubicon
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> __________________________________________________ _________
>
ROFLMFAO
Chris
10-17-2003, 10:44 AM
#7
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Posts: n/a
Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:i9Tjb.447$374.169@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. ..
> CHAPTER TWO:
>
> A crescent sun etched it's fiery edge over the horizon, dousing Moab
> with it's golden warmth over the campsite. As the Jeepers arise from
> their lairs, a lone Jeeper sits indian style by a dark brown object.
>
> twaldron: "Joshie, didn't you get any sleep?"
>
> Joshie: "No. See? Look! It's got ice crystals on it. It's ice cream."
>
> Jeepers: "No, Josh. The desert just gets really cold at night, it's dog
> sh_" (INTERRUPTED)
>
> A JEEPER RUNS UP.
>
> Kevin Sperle: "Hey! Some of the guys found Harry B. in a cave!"
>
> THE JEEPERS CONVENE AROUND THE CAVE'S OPENING
>
> DougW: "Wow! The great Harry Brosofsky!"
>
> travis: "Who's Harry Brosofsky?"
>
> Jbjeep: "He's mummified? Yuck!"
>
> Lon Stowell: "Like a creamsicle!"
>
> Joshie: "Oooh, you're making me hungry again."
>
> Jerry Bransford: "Now that's ----!"
>
> Joshie: "See, and it doesn't even look like that ice cream! Told ya!"
> (sighs) "The inventor of square wheels..."
>
> Group: "WHAT??"
>
> Joshie: "Yes, all CJs had square wheels."
>
> Group: "What kind of...? (interrupted)
>
> TJim: "Still sitting in his 97 TJ."
>
> L.W. "Bill" ------: "If he'd of had a REAL JEEP, this wouldn't have
> happened!" http://www.realjeep.com "Not only that, in kalifornia, we
> never had enough fossil energy to sell kumquats. Damn Texans.
>
> Jerry Bransford: "I knew those heim joints would never last!"
>
>
> JUST OUTSIDE THE CAVE, A WHIMPER IS HEARD. THE GROUP STARES AS A MANGY
> DINGO TROTS UP TO THE CRUSTY PILE. THE DOG SNIFFS AND CIRCLES AROUND THE
> LUMP. STOPPING, HE ARCHES HIS HAUNCHES AND RELEASES A LARGE STEAMING
> BROWN TORPEDO. AS IT COILS ON THE GROUND THE GROUP MURMURS.
>
> twaldron: "Well, Einstein, there's your proof."
>
> Joshie: "What? An ice cream vendor??"
>
> Jeff Strickland: "Oh, c'mon! What else do you need??"
>
> Earle Horton: "Let me take a look at this. We had a similar problem at
> Microsoft. Did you guys know I worked there? Billy G. and I solved it.
> Lesse....yep, same problem. Only we called it Windows 98. Hey! have you
> guys seen my 1099 yet???"
>
> Joshie: "Where's Nathan, show him!"
>
> tyler dirden: "He went to go play with Mike and his "Dingy".
>
> Group: "EW!!!"
>
> Kevin in San Diego: "NO!! He's over the hill, stacking rocks."
>
> JimG: "STACKING ROCKS??!! He drives a RUBICON! Tell him he doesn't need
> to stack ROCKS under his wheels!!"
>
> Mike Romain: "He's not, he's stacking them in his seat so he can see
> over the steering wheel..."
>
> Group: "oh..."
>
> (...to be continued...)
>
>
> --
> __________________________________________________ _________
> tw
> 03 TJ Rubicon
> 01 XJ Sport
>
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> -- Dave Barry
>
> http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html
> (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
> __________________________________________________ _________
>
ROFLMFAO
Chris
10-17-2003, 11:19 AM
#8
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Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:i9Tjb.447$374.169@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. ..
> JimG: "STACKING ROCKS??!! He drives a RUBICON! Tell him he doesn't need
> to stack ROCKS under his wheels!!"
>
> Mike Romain: "He's not, he's stacking them in his seat so he can see
> over the steering wheel..."
BUWHAHAHA! now thats original!
--
Nathan W. Collier
http://7SlotGrille.com
news:i9Tjb.447$374.169@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. ..
> JimG: "STACKING ROCKS??!! He drives a RUBICON! Tell him he doesn't need
> to stack ROCKS under his wheels!!"
>
> Mike Romain: "He's not, he's stacking them in his seat so he can see
> over the steering wheel..."
BUWHAHAHA! now thats original!
--
Nathan W. Collier
http://7SlotGrille.com
10-17-2003, 11:19 AM
#9
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Posts: n/a
Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:i9Tjb.447$374.169@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. ..
> JimG: "STACKING ROCKS??!! He drives a RUBICON! Tell him he doesn't need
> to stack ROCKS under his wheels!!"
>
> Mike Romain: "He's not, he's stacking them in his seat so he can see
> over the steering wheel..."
BUWHAHAHA! now thats original!
--
Nathan W. Collier
http://7SlotGrille.com
news:i9Tjb.447$374.169@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. ..
> JimG: "STACKING ROCKS??!! He drives a RUBICON! Tell him he doesn't need
> to stack ROCKS under his wheels!!"
>
> Mike Romain: "He's not, he's stacking them in his seat so he can see
> over the steering wheel..."
BUWHAHAHA! now thats original!
--
Nathan W. Collier
http://7SlotGrille.com
10-17-2003, 11:19 AM
#10
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Posts: n/a
Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:i9Tjb.447$374.169@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. ..
> JimG: "STACKING ROCKS??!! He drives a RUBICON! Tell him he doesn't need
> to stack ROCKS under his wheels!!"
>
> Mike Romain: "He's not, he's stacking them in his seat so he can see
> over the steering wheel..."
BUWHAHAHA! now thats original!
--
Nathan W. Collier
http://7SlotGrille.com
news:i9Tjb.447$374.169@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. ..
> JimG: "STACKING ROCKS??!! He drives a RUBICON! Tell him he doesn't need
> to stack ROCKS under his wheels!!"
>
> Mike Romain: "He's not, he's stacking them in his seat so he can see
> over the steering wheel..."
BUWHAHAHA! now thats original!
--
Nathan W. Collier
http://7SlotGrille.com