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The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
CHAPTER TWO:
A crescent sun etched it's fiery edge over the horizon, dousing Moab with it's golden warmth over the campsite. As the Jeepers arise from their lairs, a lone Jeeper sits indian style by a dark brown object. twaldron: "Joshie, didn't you get any sleep?" Joshie: "No. See? Look! It's got ice crystals on it. It's ice cream." Jeepers: "No, Josh. The desert just gets really cold at night, it's dog sh_" (INTERRUPTED) A JEEPER RUNS UP. Kevin Sperle: "Hey! Some of the guys found Harry B. in a cave!" THE JEEPERS CONVENE AROUND THE CAVE'S OPENING DougW: "Wow! The great Harry Brosofsky!" travis: "Who's Harry Brosofsky?" Jbjeep: "He's mummified? Yuck!" Lon Stowell: "Like a creamsicle!" Joshie: "Oooh, you're making me hungry again." Jerry Bransford: "Now that's ----!" Joshie: "See, and it doesn't even look like that ice cream! Told ya!" (sighs) "The inventor of square wheels..." Group: "WHAT??" Joshie: "Yes, all CJs had square wheels." Group: "What kind of...? (interrupted) TJim: "Still sitting in his 97 TJ." L.W. "Bill" ------: "If he'd of had a REAL JEEP, this wouldn't have happened!" http://www.realjeep.com "Not only that, in kalifornia, we never had enough fossil energy to sell kumquats. Damn Texans. Jerry Bransford: "I knew those heim joints would never last!" JUST OUTSIDE THE CAVE, A WHIMPER IS HEARD. THE GROUP STARES AS A MANGY DINGO TROTS UP TO THE CRUSTY PILE. THE DOG SNIFFS AND CIRCLES AROUND THE LUMP. STOPPING, HE ARCHES HIS HAUNCHES AND RELEASES A LARGE STEAMING BROWN TORPEDO. AS IT COILS ON THE GROUND THE GROUP MURMURS. twaldron: "Well, Einstein, there's your proof." Joshie: "What? An ice cream vendor??" Jeff Strickland: "Oh, c'mon! What else do you need??" Earle Horton: "Let me take a look at this. We had a similar problem at Microsoft. Did you guys know I worked there? Billy G. and I solved it. Lesse....yep, same problem. Only we called it Windows 98. Hey! have you guys seen my 1099 yet???" Joshie: "Where's Nathan, show him!" tyler dirden: "He went to go play with Mike and his "Dingy". Group: "EW!!!" Kevin in San Diego: "NO!! He's over the hill, stacking rocks." JimG: "STACKING ROCKS??!! He drives a RUBICON! Tell him he doesn't need to stack ROCKS under his wheels!!" Mike Romain: "He's not, he's stacking them in his seat so he can see over the steering wheel..." Group: "oh..." (...to be continued...) -- __________________________________________________ _________ tw 03 TJ Rubicon 01 XJ Sport There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." -- Dave Barry http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email) __________________________________________________ _________ |
Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
Heh, you have a talent for this kind of stuff... and a long damned memory.
;) Jerry -- Jerry Bransford To email, remove 'me' from my email address KC6TAY, PP-ASEL See the Geezer Jeep at http://members.cox.net/jerrypb/ "twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message news:i9Tjb.447$374.169@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. .. > CHAPTER TWO: > > A crescent sun etched it's fiery edge over the horizon, dousing Moab > with it's golden warmth over the campsite. As the Jeepers arise from > their lairs, a lone Jeeper sits indian style by a dark brown object. > > twaldron: "Joshie, didn't you get any sleep?" > > Joshie: "No. See? Look! It's got ice crystals on it. It's ice cream." > > Jeepers: "No, Josh. The desert just gets really cold at night, it's dog > sh_" (INTERRUPTED) > > A JEEPER RUNS UP. > > Kevin Sperle: "Hey! Some of the guys found Harry B. in a cave!" > > THE JEEPERS CONVENE AROUND THE CAVE'S OPENING > > DougW: "Wow! The great Harry Brosofsky!" > > travis: "Who's Harry Brosofsky?" > > Jbjeep: "He's mummified? Yuck!" > > Lon Stowell: "Like a creamsicle!" > > Joshie: "Oooh, you're making me hungry again." > > Jerry Bransford: "Now that's ----!" > > Joshie: "See, and it doesn't even look like that ice cream! Told ya!" > (sighs) "The inventor of square wheels..." > > Group: "WHAT??" > > Joshie: "Yes, all CJs had square wheels." > > Group: "What kind of...? (interrupted) > > TJim: "Still sitting in his 97 TJ." > > L.W. "Bill" ------: "If he'd of had a REAL JEEP, this wouldn't have > happened!" http://www.realjeep.com "Not only that, in kalifornia, we > never had enough fossil energy to sell kumquats. Damn Texans. > > Jerry Bransford: "I knew those heim joints would never last!" > > > JUST OUTSIDE THE CAVE, A WHIMPER IS HEARD. THE GROUP STARES AS A MANGY > DINGO TROTS UP TO THE CRUSTY PILE. THE DOG SNIFFS AND CIRCLES AROUND THE > LUMP. STOPPING, HE ARCHES HIS HAUNCHES AND RELEASES A LARGE STEAMING > BROWN TORPEDO. AS IT COILS ON THE GROUND THE GROUP MURMURS. > > twaldron: "Well, Einstein, there's your proof." > > Joshie: "What? An ice cream vendor??" > > Jeff Strickland: "Oh, c'mon! What else do you need??" > > Earle Horton: "Let me take a look at this. We had a similar problem at > Microsoft. Did you guys know I worked there? Billy G. and I solved it. > Lesse....yep, same problem. Only we called it Windows 98. Hey! have you > guys seen my 1099 yet???" > > Joshie: "Where's Nathan, show him!" > > tyler dirden: "He went to go play with Mike and his "Dingy". > > Group: "EW!!!" > > Kevin in San Diego: "NO!! He's over the hill, stacking rocks." > > JimG: "STACKING ROCKS??!! He drives a RUBICON! Tell him he doesn't need > to stack ROCKS under his wheels!!" > > Mike Romain: "He's not, he's stacking them in his seat so he can see > over the steering wheel..." > > Group: "oh..." > > (...to be continued...) > > > -- > __________________________________________________ _________ > tw > 03 TJ Rubicon > 01 XJ Sport > > There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." > -- Dave Barry > > http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html > (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email) > __________________________________________________ _________ > |
Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
Heh, you have a talent for this kind of stuff... and a long damned memory.
;) Jerry -- Jerry Bransford To email, remove 'me' from my email address KC6TAY, PP-ASEL See the Geezer Jeep at http://members.cox.net/jerrypb/ "twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message news:i9Tjb.447$374.169@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. .. > CHAPTER TWO: > > A crescent sun etched it's fiery edge over the horizon, dousing Moab > with it's golden warmth over the campsite. As the Jeepers arise from > their lairs, a lone Jeeper sits indian style by a dark brown object. > > twaldron: "Joshie, didn't you get any sleep?" > > Joshie: "No. See? Look! It's got ice crystals on it. It's ice cream." > > Jeepers: "No, Josh. The desert just gets really cold at night, it's dog > sh_" (INTERRUPTED) > > A JEEPER RUNS UP. > > Kevin Sperle: "Hey! Some of the guys found Harry B. in a cave!" > > THE JEEPERS CONVENE AROUND THE CAVE'S OPENING > > DougW: "Wow! The great Harry Brosofsky!" > > travis: "Who's Harry Brosofsky?" > > Jbjeep: "He's mummified? Yuck!" > > Lon Stowell: "Like a creamsicle!" > > Joshie: "Oooh, you're making me hungry again." > > Jerry Bransford: "Now that's ----!" > > Joshie: "See, and it doesn't even look like that ice cream! Told ya!" > (sighs) "The inventor of square wheels..." > > Group: "WHAT??" > > Joshie: "Yes, all CJs had square wheels." > > Group: "What kind of...? (interrupted) > > TJim: "Still sitting in his 97 TJ." > > L.W. "Bill" ------: "If he'd of had a REAL JEEP, this wouldn't have > happened!" http://www.realjeep.com "Not only that, in kalifornia, we > never had enough fossil energy to sell kumquats. Damn Texans. > > Jerry Bransford: "I knew those heim joints would never last!" > > > JUST OUTSIDE THE CAVE, A WHIMPER IS HEARD. THE GROUP STARES AS A MANGY > DINGO TROTS UP TO THE CRUSTY PILE. THE DOG SNIFFS AND CIRCLES AROUND THE > LUMP. STOPPING, HE ARCHES HIS HAUNCHES AND RELEASES A LARGE STEAMING > BROWN TORPEDO. AS IT COILS ON THE GROUND THE GROUP MURMURS. > > twaldron: "Well, Einstein, there's your proof." > > Joshie: "What? An ice cream vendor??" > > Jeff Strickland: "Oh, c'mon! What else do you need??" > > Earle Horton: "Let me take a look at this. We had a similar problem at > Microsoft. Did you guys know I worked there? Billy G. and I solved it. > Lesse....yep, same problem. Only we called it Windows 98. Hey! have you > guys seen my 1099 yet???" > > Joshie: "Where's Nathan, show him!" > > tyler dirden: "He went to go play with Mike and his "Dingy". > > Group: "EW!!!" > > Kevin in San Diego: "NO!! He's over the hill, stacking rocks." > > JimG: "STACKING ROCKS??!! He drives a RUBICON! Tell him he doesn't need > to stack ROCKS under his wheels!!" > > Mike Romain: "He's not, he's stacking them in his seat so he can see > over the steering wheel..." > > Group: "oh..." > > (...to be continued...) > > > -- > __________________________________________________ _________ > tw > 03 TJ Rubicon > 01 XJ Sport > > There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." > -- Dave Barry > > http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html > (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email) > __________________________________________________ _________ > |
Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
Heh, you have a talent for this kind of stuff... and a long damned memory.
;) Jerry -- Jerry Bransford To email, remove 'me' from my email address KC6TAY, PP-ASEL See the Geezer Jeep at http://members.cox.net/jerrypb/ "twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message news:i9Tjb.447$374.169@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. .. > CHAPTER TWO: > > A crescent sun etched it's fiery edge over the horizon, dousing Moab > with it's golden warmth over the campsite. As the Jeepers arise from > their lairs, a lone Jeeper sits indian style by a dark brown object. > > twaldron: "Joshie, didn't you get any sleep?" > > Joshie: "No. See? Look! It's got ice crystals on it. It's ice cream." > > Jeepers: "No, Josh. The desert just gets really cold at night, it's dog > sh_" (INTERRUPTED) > > A JEEPER RUNS UP. > > Kevin Sperle: "Hey! Some of the guys found Harry B. in a cave!" > > THE JEEPERS CONVENE AROUND THE CAVE'S OPENING > > DougW: "Wow! The great Harry Brosofsky!" > > travis: "Who's Harry Brosofsky?" > > Jbjeep: "He's mummified? Yuck!" > > Lon Stowell: "Like a creamsicle!" > > Joshie: "Oooh, you're making me hungry again." > > Jerry Bransford: "Now that's ----!" > > Joshie: "See, and it doesn't even look like that ice cream! Told ya!" > (sighs) "The inventor of square wheels..." > > Group: "WHAT??" > > Joshie: "Yes, all CJs had square wheels." > > Group: "What kind of...? (interrupted) > > TJim: "Still sitting in his 97 TJ." > > L.W. "Bill" ------: "If he'd of had a REAL JEEP, this wouldn't have > happened!" http://www.realjeep.com "Not only that, in kalifornia, we > never had enough fossil energy to sell kumquats. Damn Texans. > > Jerry Bransford: "I knew those heim joints would never last!" > > > JUST OUTSIDE THE CAVE, A WHIMPER IS HEARD. THE GROUP STARES AS A MANGY > DINGO TROTS UP TO THE CRUSTY PILE. THE DOG SNIFFS AND CIRCLES AROUND THE > LUMP. STOPPING, HE ARCHES HIS HAUNCHES AND RELEASES A LARGE STEAMING > BROWN TORPEDO. AS IT COILS ON THE GROUND THE GROUP MURMURS. > > twaldron: "Well, Einstein, there's your proof." > > Joshie: "What? An ice cream vendor??" > > Jeff Strickland: "Oh, c'mon! What else do you need??" > > Earle Horton: "Let me take a look at this. We had a similar problem at > Microsoft. Did you guys know I worked there? Billy G. and I solved it. > Lesse....yep, same problem. Only we called it Windows 98. Hey! have you > guys seen my 1099 yet???" > > Joshie: "Where's Nathan, show him!" > > tyler dirden: "He went to go play with Mike and his "Dingy". > > Group: "EW!!!" > > Kevin in San Diego: "NO!! He's over the hill, stacking rocks." > > JimG: "STACKING ROCKS??!! He drives a RUBICON! Tell him he doesn't need > to stack ROCKS under his wheels!!" > > Mike Romain: "He's not, he's stacking them in his seat so he can see > over the steering wheel..." > > Group: "oh..." > > (...to be continued...) > > > -- > __________________________________________________ _________ > tw > 03 TJ Rubicon > 01 XJ Sport > > There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." > -- Dave Barry > > http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html > (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email) > __________________________________________________ _________ > |
Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message news:i9Tjb.447$374.169@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. .. > CHAPTER TWO: > > A crescent sun etched it's fiery edge over the horizon, dousing Moab > with it's golden warmth over the campsite. As the Jeepers arise from > their lairs, a lone Jeeper sits indian style by a dark brown object. > > twaldron: "Joshie, didn't you get any sleep?" > > Joshie: "No. See? Look! It's got ice crystals on it. It's ice cream." > > Jeepers: "No, Josh. The desert just gets really cold at night, it's dog > sh_" (INTERRUPTED) > > A JEEPER RUNS UP. > > Kevin Sperle: "Hey! Some of the guys found Harry B. in a cave!" > > THE JEEPERS CONVENE AROUND THE CAVE'S OPENING > > DougW: "Wow! The great Harry Brosofsky!" > > travis: "Who's Harry Brosofsky?" > > Jbjeep: "He's mummified? Yuck!" > > Lon Stowell: "Like a creamsicle!" > > Joshie: "Oooh, you're making me hungry again." > > Jerry Bransford: "Now that's ----!" > > Joshie: "See, and it doesn't even look like that ice cream! Told ya!" > (sighs) "The inventor of square wheels..." > > Group: "WHAT??" > > Joshie: "Yes, all CJs had square wheels." > > Group: "What kind of...? (interrupted) > > TJim: "Still sitting in his 97 TJ." > > L.W. "Bill" ------: "If he'd of had a REAL JEEP, this wouldn't have > happened!" http://www.realjeep.com "Not only that, in kalifornia, we > never had enough fossil energy to sell kumquats. Damn Texans. > > Jerry Bransford: "I knew those heim joints would never last!" > > > JUST OUTSIDE THE CAVE, A WHIMPER IS HEARD. THE GROUP STARES AS A MANGY > DINGO TROTS UP TO THE CRUSTY PILE. THE DOG SNIFFS AND CIRCLES AROUND THE > LUMP. STOPPING, HE ARCHES HIS HAUNCHES AND RELEASES A LARGE STEAMING > BROWN TORPEDO. AS IT COILS ON THE GROUND THE GROUP MURMURS. > > twaldron: "Well, Einstein, there's your proof." > > Joshie: "What? An ice cream vendor??" > > Jeff Strickland: "Oh, c'mon! What else do you need??" > > Earle Horton: "Let me take a look at this. We had a similar problem at > Microsoft. Did you guys know I worked there? Billy G. and I solved it. > Lesse....yep, same problem. Only we called it Windows 98. Hey! have you > guys seen my 1099 yet???" > > Joshie: "Where's Nathan, show him!" > > tyler dirden: "He went to go play with Mike and his "Dingy". > > Group: "EW!!!" > > Kevin in San Diego: "NO!! He's over the hill, stacking rocks." > > JimG: "STACKING ROCKS??!! He drives a RUBICON! Tell him he doesn't need > to stack ROCKS under his wheels!!" > > Mike Romain: "He's not, he's stacking them in his seat so he can see > over the steering wheel..." > > Group: "oh..." > > (...to be continued...) > > > -- > __________________________________________________ _________ > tw > 03 TJ Rubicon > 01 XJ Sport > > There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." > -- Dave Barry > > http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html > (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email) > __________________________________________________ _________ > ROFLMFAO Chris |
Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message news:i9Tjb.447$374.169@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. .. > CHAPTER TWO: > > A crescent sun etched it's fiery edge over the horizon, dousing Moab > with it's golden warmth over the campsite. As the Jeepers arise from > their lairs, a lone Jeeper sits indian style by a dark brown object. > > twaldron: "Joshie, didn't you get any sleep?" > > Joshie: "No. See? Look! It's got ice crystals on it. It's ice cream." > > Jeepers: "No, Josh. The desert just gets really cold at night, it's dog > sh_" (INTERRUPTED) > > A JEEPER RUNS UP. > > Kevin Sperle: "Hey! Some of the guys found Harry B. in a cave!" > > THE JEEPERS CONVENE AROUND THE CAVE'S OPENING > > DougW: "Wow! The great Harry Brosofsky!" > > travis: "Who's Harry Brosofsky?" > > Jbjeep: "He's mummified? Yuck!" > > Lon Stowell: "Like a creamsicle!" > > Joshie: "Oooh, you're making me hungry again." > > Jerry Bransford: "Now that's ----!" > > Joshie: "See, and it doesn't even look like that ice cream! Told ya!" > (sighs) "The inventor of square wheels..." > > Group: "WHAT??" > > Joshie: "Yes, all CJs had square wheels." > > Group: "What kind of...? (interrupted) > > TJim: "Still sitting in his 97 TJ." > > L.W. "Bill" ------: "If he'd of had a REAL JEEP, this wouldn't have > happened!" http://www.realjeep.com "Not only that, in kalifornia, we > never had enough fossil energy to sell kumquats. Damn Texans. > > Jerry Bransford: "I knew those heim joints would never last!" > > > JUST OUTSIDE THE CAVE, A WHIMPER IS HEARD. THE GROUP STARES AS A MANGY > DINGO TROTS UP TO THE CRUSTY PILE. THE DOG SNIFFS AND CIRCLES AROUND THE > LUMP. STOPPING, HE ARCHES HIS HAUNCHES AND RELEASES A LARGE STEAMING > BROWN TORPEDO. AS IT COILS ON THE GROUND THE GROUP MURMURS. > > twaldron: "Well, Einstein, there's your proof." > > Joshie: "What? An ice cream vendor??" > > Jeff Strickland: "Oh, c'mon! What else do you need??" > > Earle Horton: "Let me take a look at this. We had a similar problem at > Microsoft. Did you guys know I worked there? Billy G. and I solved it. > Lesse....yep, same problem. Only we called it Windows 98. Hey! have you > guys seen my 1099 yet???" > > Joshie: "Where's Nathan, show him!" > > tyler dirden: "He went to go play with Mike and his "Dingy". > > Group: "EW!!!" > > Kevin in San Diego: "NO!! He's over the hill, stacking rocks." > > JimG: "STACKING ROCKS??!! He drives a RUBICON! Tell him he doesn't need > to stack ROCKS under his wheels!!" > > Mike Romain: "He's not, he's stacking them in his seat so he can see > over the steering wheel..." > > Group: "oh..." > > (...to be continued...) > > > -- > __________________________________________________ _________ > tw > 03 TJ Rubicon > 01 XJ Sport > > There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." > -- Dave Barry > > http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html > (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email) > __________________________________________________ _________ > ROFLMFAO Chris |
Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message news:i9Tjb.447$374.169@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. .. > CHAPTER TWO: > > A crescent sun etched it's fiery edge over the horizon, dousing Moab > with it's golden warmth over the campsite. As the Jeepers arise from > their lairs, a lone Jeeper sits indian style by a dark brown object. > > twaldron: "Joshie, didn't you get any sleep?" > > Joshie: "No. See? Look! It's got ice crystals on it. It's ice cream." > > Jeepers: "No, Josh. The desert just gets really cold at night, it's dog > sh_" (INTERRUPTED) > > A JEEPER RUNS UP. > > Kevin Sperle: "Hey! Some of the guys found Harry B. in a cave!" > > THE JEEPERS CONVENE AROUND THE CAVE'S OPENING > > DougW: "Wow! The great Harry Brosofsky!" > > travis: "Who's Harry Brosofsky?" > > Jbjeep: "He's mummified? Yuck!" > > Lon Stowell: "Like a creamsicle!" > > Joshie: "Oooh, you're making me hungry again." > > Jerry Bransford: "Now that's ----!" > > Joshie: "See, and it doesn't even look like that ice cream! Told ya!" > (sighs) "The inventor of square wheels..." > > Group: "WHAT??" > > Joshie: "Yes, all CJs had square wheels." > > Group: "What kind of...? (interrupted) > > TJim: "Still sitting in his 97 TJ." > > L.W. "Bill" ------: "If he'd of had a REAL JEEP, this wouldn't have > happened!" http://www.realjeep.com "Not only that, in kalifornia, we > never had enough fossil energy to sell kumquats. Damn Texans. > > Jerry Bransford: "I knew those heim joints would never last!" > > > JUST OUTSIDE THE CAVE, A WHIMPER IS HEARD. THE GROUP STARES AS A MANGY > DINGO TROTS UP TO THE CRUSTY PILE. THE DOG SNIFFS AND CIRCLES AROUND THE > LUMP. STOPPING, HE ARCHES HIS HAUNCHES AND RELEASES A LARGE STEAMING > BROWN TORPEDO. AS IT COILS ON THE GROUND THE GROUP MURMURS. > > twaldron: "Well, Einstein, there's your proof." > > Joshie: "What? An ice cream vendor??" > > Jeff Strickland: "Oh, c'mon! What else do you need??" > > Earle Horton: "Let me take a look at this. We had a similar problem at > Microsoft. Did you guys know I worked there? Billy G. and I solved it. > Lesse....yep, same problem. Only we called it Windows 98. Hey! have you > guys seen my 1099 yet???" > > Joshie: "Where's Nathan, show him!" > > tyler dirden: "He went to go play with Mike and his "Dingy". > > Group: "EW!!!" > > Kevin in San Diego: "NO!! He's over the hill, stacking rocks." > > JimG: "STACKING ROCKS??!! He drives a RUBICON! Tell him he doesn't need > to stack ROCKS under his wheels!!" > > Mike Romain: "He's not, he's stacking them in his seat so he can see > over the steering wheel..." > > Group: "oh..." > > (...to be continued...) > > > -- > __________________________________________________ _________ > tw > 03 TJ Rubicon > 01 XJ Sport > > There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." > -- Dave Barry > > http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html > (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email) > __________________________________________________ _________ > ROFLMFAO Chris |
Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:i9Tjb.447$374.169@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. .. > JimG: "STACKING ROCKS??!! He drives a RUBICON! Tell him he doesn't need > to stack ROCKS under his wheels!!" > > Mike Romain: "He's not, he's stacking them in his seat so he can see > over the steering wheel..." BUWHAHAHA! now thats original! -- Nathan W. Collier http://7SlotGrille.com |
Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:i9Tjb.447$374.169@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. .. > JimG: "STACKING ROCKS??!! He drives a RUBICON! Tell him he doesn't need > to stack ROCKS under his wheels!!" > > Mike Romain: "He's not, he's stacking them in his seat so he can see > over the steering wheel..." BUWHAHAHA! now thats original! -- Nathan W. Collier http://7SlotGrille.com |
Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message
news:i9Tjb.447$374.169@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. .. > JimG: "STACKING ROCKS??!! He drives a RUBICON! Tell him he doesn't need > to stack ROCKS under his wheels!!" > > Mike Romain: "He's not, he's stacking them in his seat so he can see > over the steering wheel..." BUWHAHAHA! now thats original! -- Nathan W. Collier http://7SlotGrille.com |
Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
Ow! Ow! Stop!! My side hurts!!! ROF holding side...
Hey, Wait a minute... 'TJim: "Still sitting in his 97 TJ."'? What kind of a line is that?!? Jeez!! Don't I even get a decent line?? -- Jim -- 98 TJ SE 90 SJ GW http://www.delawareja.com/gallery/JDJeep98 "twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message news:i9Tjb.447$374.169@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. .. > CHAPTER TWO: > > A crescent sun etched it's fiery edge over the horizon, dousing Moab > with it's golden warmth over the campsite. As the Jeepers arise from > their lairs, a lone Jeeper sits indian style by a dark brown object. > > twaldron: "Joshie, didn't you get any sleep?" > > Joshie: "No. See? Look! It's got ice crystals on it. It's ice cream." > > Jeepers: "No, Josh. The desert just gets really cold at night, it's dog > sh_" (INTERRUPTED) > > A JEEPER RUNS UP. > > Kevin Sperle: "Hey! Some of the guys found Harry B. in a cave!" > > THE JEEPERS CONVENE AROUND THE CAVE'S OPENING > > DougW: "Wow! The great Harry Brosofsky!" > > travis: "Who's Harry Brosofsky?" > > Jbjeep: "He's mummified? Yuck!" > > Lon Stowell: "Like a creamsicle!" > > Joshie: "Oooh, you're making me hungry again." > > Jerry Bransford: "Now that's ----!" > > Joshie: "See, and it doesn't even look like that ice cream! Told ya!" > (sighs) "The inventor of square wheels..." > > Group: "WHAT??" > > Joshie: "Yes, all CJs had square wheels." > > Group: "What kind of...? (interrupted) > > TJim: "Still sitting in his 97 TJ." > > L.W. "Bill" ------: "If he'd of had a REAL JEEP, this wouldn't have > happened!" http://www.realjeep.com "Not only that, in kalifornia, we > never had enough fossil energy to sell kumquats. Damn Texans. > > Jerry Bransford: "I knew those heim joints would never last!" > > > JUST OUTSIDE THE CAVE, A WHIMPER IS HEARD. THE GROUP STARES AS A MANGY > DINGO TROTS UP TO THE CRUSTY PILE. THE DOG SNIFFS AND CIRCLES AROUND THE > LUMP. STOPPING, HE ARCHES HIS HAUNCHES AND RELEASES A LARGE STEAMING > BROWN TORPEDO. AS IT COILS ON THE GROUND THE GROUP MURMURS. > > twaldron: "Well, Einstein, there's your proof." > > Joshie: "What? An ice cream vendor??" > > Jeff Strickland: "Oh, c'mon! What else do you need??" > > Earle Horton: "Let me take a look at this. We had a similar problem at > Microsoft. Did you guys know I worked there? Billy G. and I solved it. > Lesse....yep, same problem. Only we called it Windows 98. Hey! have you > guys seen my 1099 yet???" > > Joshie: "Where's Nathan, show him!" > > tyler dirden: "He went to go play with Mike and his "Dingy". > > Group: "EW!!!" > > Kevin in San Diego: "NO!! He's over the hill, stacking rocks." > > JimG: "STACKING ROCKS??!! He drives a RUBICON! Tell him he doesn't need > to stack ROCKS under his wheels!!" > > Mike Romain: "He's not, he's stacking them in his seat so he can see > over the steering wheel..." > > Group: "oh..." > > (...to be continued...) > > > -- > __________________________________________________ _________ > tw > 03 TJ Rubicon > 01 XJ Sport > > There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." > -- Dave Barry > > http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html > (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email) > __________________________________________________ _________ > |
Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
Ow! Ow! Stop!! My side hurts!!! ROF holding side...
Hey, Wait a minute... 'TJim: "Still sitting in his 97 TJ."'? What kind of a line is that?!? Jeez!! Don't I even get a decent line?? -- Jim -- 98 TJ SE 90 SJ GW http://www.delawareja.com/gallery/JDJeep98 "twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message news:i9Tjb.447$374.169@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. .. > CHAPTER TWO: > > A crescent sun etched it's fiery edge over the horizon, dousing Moab > with it's golden warmth over the campsite. As the Jeepers arise from > their lairs, a lone Jeeper sits indian style by a dark brown object. > > twaldron: "Joshie, didn't you get any sleep?" > > Joshie: "No. See? Look! It's got ice crystals on it. It's ice cream." > > Jeepers: "No, Josh. The desert just gets really cold at night, it's dog > sh_" (INTERRUPTED) > > A JEEPER RUNS UP. > > Kevin Sperle: "Hey! Some of the guys found Harry B. in a cave!" > > THE JEEPERS CONVENE AROUND THE CAVE'S OPENING > > DougW: "Wow! The great Harry Brosofsky!" > > travis: "Who's Harry Brosofsky?" > > Jbjeep: "He's mummified? Yuck!" > > Lon Stowell: "Like a creamsicle!" > > Joshie: "Oooh, you're making me hungry again." > > Jerry Bransford: "Now that's ----!" > > Joshie: "See, and it doesn't even look like that ice cream! Told ya!" > (sighs) "The inventor of square wheels..." > > Group: "WHAT??" > > Joshie: "Yes, all CJs had square wheels." > > Group: "What kind of...? (interrupted) > > TJim: "Still sitting in his 97 TJ." > > L.W. "Bill" ------: "If he'd of had a REAL JEEP, this wouldn't have > happened!" http://www.realjeep.com "Not only that, in kalifornia, we > never had enough fossil energy to sell kumquats. Damn Texans. > > Jerry Bransford: "I knew those heim joints would never last!" > > > JUST OUTSIDE THE CAVE, A WHIMPER IS HEARD. THE GROUP STARES AS A MANGY > DINGO TROTS UP TO THE CRUSTY PILE. THE DOG SNIFFS AND CIRCLES AROUND THE > LUMP. STOPPING, HE ARCHES HIS HAUNCHES AND RELEASES A LARGE STEAMING > BROWN TORPEDO. AS IT COILS ON THE GROUND THE GROUP MURMURS. > > twaldron: "Well, Einstein, there's your proof." > > Joshie: "What? An ice cream vendor??" > > Jeff Strickland: "Oh, c'mon! What else do you need??" > > Earle Horton: "Let me take a look at this. We had a similar problem at > Microsoft. Did you guys know I worked there? Billy G. and I solved it. > Lesse....yep, same problem. Only we called it Windows 98. Hey! have you > guys seen my 1099 yet???" > > Joshie: "Where's Nathan, show him!" > > tyler dirden: "He went to go play with Mike and his "Dingy". > > Group: "EW!!!" > > Kevin in San Diego: "NO!! He's over the hill, stacking rocks." > > JimG: "STACKING ROCKS??!! He drives a RUBICON! Tell him he doesn't need > to stack ROCKS under his wheels!!" > > Mike Romain: "He's not, he's stacking them in his seat so he can see > over the steering wheel..." > > Group: "oh..." > > (...to be continued...) > > > -- > __________________________________________________ _________ > tw > 03 TJ Rubicon > 01 XJ Sport > > There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." > -- Dave Barry > > http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html > (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email) > __________________________________________________ _________ > |
Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
Ow! Ow! Stop!! My side hurts!!! ROF holding side...
Hey, Wait a minute... 'TJim: "Still sitting in his 97 TJ."'? What kind of a line is that?!? Jeez!! Don't I even get a decent line?? -- Jim -- 98 TJ SE 90 SJ GW http://www.delawareja.com/gallery/JDJeep98 "twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message news:i9Tjb.447$374.169@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. .. > CHAPTER TWO: > > A crescent sun etched it's fiery edge over the horizon, dousing Moab > with it's golden warmth over the campsite. As the Jeepers arise from > their lairs, a lone Jeeper sits indian style by a dark brown object. > > twaldron: "Joshie, didn't you get any sleep?" > > Joshie: "No. See? Look! It's got ice crystals on it. It's ice cream." > > Jeepers: "No, Josh. The desert just gets really cold at night, it's dog > sh_" (INTERRUPTED) > > A JEEPER RUNS UP. > > Kevin Sperle: "Hey! Some of the guys found Harry B. in a cave!" > > THE JEEPERS CONVENE AROUND THE CAVE'S OPENING > > DougW: "Wow! The great Harry Brosofsky!" > > travis: "Who's Harry Brosofsky?" > > Jbjeep: "He's mummified? Yuck!" > > Lon Stowell: "Like a creamsicle!" > > Joshie: "Oooh, you're making me hungry again." > > Jerry Bransford: "Now that's ----!" > > Joshie: "See, and it doesn't even look like that ice cream! Told ya!" > (sighs) "The inventor of square wheels..." > > Group: "WHAT??" > > Joshie: "Yes, all CJs had square wheels." > > Group: "What kind of...? (interrupted) > > TJim: "Still sitting in his 97 TJ." > > L.W. "Bill" ------: "If he'd of had a REAL JEEP, this wouldn't have > happened!" http://www.realjeep.com "Not only that, in kalifornia, we > never had enough fossil energy to sell kumquats. Damn Texans. > > Jerry Bransford: "I knew those heim joints would never last!" > > > JUST OUTSIDE THE CAVE, A WHIMPER IS HEARD. THE GROUP STARES AS A MANGY > DINGO TROTS UP TO THE CRUSTY PILE. THE DOG SNIFFS AND CIRCLES AROUND THE > LUMP. STOPPING, HE ARCHES HIS HAUNCHES AND RELEASES A LARGE STEAMING > BROWN TORPEDO. AS IT COILS ON THE GROUND THE GROUP MURMURS. > > twaldron: "Well, Einstein, there's your proof." > > Joshie: "What? An ice cream vendor??" > > Jeff Strickland: "Oh, c'mon! What else do you need??" > > Earle Horton: "Let me take a look at this. We had a similar problem at > Microsoft. Did you guys know I worked there? Billy G. and I solved it. > Lesse....yep, same problem. Only we called it Windows 98. Hey! have you > guys seen my 1099 yet???" > > Joshie: "Where's Nathan, show him!" > > tyler dirden: "He went to go play with Mike and his "Dingy". > > Group: "EW!!!" > > Kevin in San Diego: "NO!! He's over the hill, stacking rocks." > > JimG: "STACKING ROCKS??!! He drives a RUBICON! Tell him he doesn't need > to stack ROCKS under his wheels!!" > > Mike Romain: "He's not, he's stacking them in his seat so he can see > over the steering wheel..." > > Group: "oh..." > > (...to be continued...) > > > -- > __________________________________________________ _________ > tw > 03 TJ Rubicon > 01 XJ Sport > > There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." > -- Dave Barry > > http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html > (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email) > __________________________________________________ _________ > |
Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
Really! Harry B.! Holy cow! There's a name we haven't uttered in a
while... -- Jim -- 98 TJ SE 90 SJ GW http://www.delawareja.com/gallery/JDJeep98 "Jerry Bransford" <jerrypb@mecox.net> wrote in message news:AcTjb.86457$gv5.12232@fed1read05... > Heh, you have a talent for this kind of stuff... and a long damned memory. > ;) > > Jerry > -- > Jerry Bransford > To email, remove 'me' from my email address > KC6TAY, PP-ASEL > See the Geezer Jeep at > http://members.cox.net/jerrypb/ > > "twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message > news:i9Tjb.447$374.169@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. .. > > CHAPTER TWO: > > > > A crescent sun etched it's fiery edge over the horizon, dousing Moab > > with it's golden warmth over the campsite. As the Jeepers arise from > > their lairs, a lone Jeeper sits indian style by a dark brown object. > > > > twaldron: "Joshie, didn't you get any sleep?" > > > > Joshie: "No. See? Look! It's got ice crystals on it. It's ice cream." > > > > Jeepers: "No, Josh. The desert just gets really cold at night, it's dog > > sh_" (INTERRUPTED) > > > > A JEEPER RUNS UP. > > > > Kevin Sperle: "Hey! Some of the guys found Harry B. in a cave!" > > > > THE JEEPERS CONVENE AROUND THE CAVE'S OPENING > > > > DougW: "Wow! The great Harry Brosofsky!" > > > > travis: "Who's Harry Brosofsky?" > > > > Jbjeep: "He's mummified? Yuck!" > > > > Lon Stowell: "Like a creamsicle!" > > > > Joshie: "Oooh, you're making me hungry again." > > > > Jerry Bransford: "Now that's ----!" > > > > Joshie: "See, and it doesn't even look like that ice cream! Told ya!" > > (sighs) "The inventor of square wheels..." > > > > Group: "WHAT??" > > > > Joshie: "Yes, all CJs had square wheels." > > > > Group: "What kind of...? (interrupted) > > > > TJim: "Still sitting in his 97 TJ." > > > > L.W. "Bill" ------: "If he'd of had a REAL JEEP, this wouldn't have > > happened!" http://www.realjeep.com "Not only that, in kalifornia, we > > never had enough fossil energy to sell kumquats. Damn Texans. > > > > Jerry Bransford: "I knew those heim joints would never last!" > > > > > > JUST OUTSIDE THE CAVE, A WHIMPER IS HEARD. THE GROUP STARES AS A MANGY > > DINGO TROTS UP TO THE CRUSTY PILE. THE DOG SNIFFS AND CIRCLES AROUND THE > > LUMP. STOPPING, HE ARCHES HIS HAUNCHES AND RELEASES A LARGE STEAMING > > BROWN TORPEDO. AS IT COILS ON THE GROUND THE GROUP MURMURS. > > > > twaldron: "Well, Einstein, there's your proof." > > > > Joshie: "What? An ice cream vendor??" > > > > Jeff Strickland: "Oh, c'mon! What else do you need??" > > > > Earle Horton: "Let me take a look at this. We had a similar problem at > > Microsoft. Did you guys know I worked there? Billy G. and I solved it. > > Lesse....yep, same problem. Only we called it Windows 98. Hey! have you > > guys seen my 1099 yet???" > > > > Joshie: "Where's Nathan, show him!" > > > > tyler dirden: "He went to go play with Mike and his "Dingy". > > > > Group: "EW!!!" > > > > Kevin in San Diego: "NO!! He's over the hill, stacking rocks." > > > > JimG: "STACKING ROCKS??!! He drives a RUBICON! Tell him he doesn't need > > to stack ROCKS under his wheels!!" > > > > Mike Romain: "He's not, he's stacking them in his seat so he can see > > over the steering wheel..." > > > > Group: "oh..." > > > > (...to be continued...) > > > > > > -- > > __________________________________________________ _________ > > tw > > 03 TJ Rubicon > > 01 XJ Sport > > > > There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." > > -- Dave Barry > > > > http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html > > (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email) > > __________________________________________________ _________ > > > > > |
Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
Really! Harry B.! Holy cow! There's a name we haven't uttered in a
while... -- Jim -- 98 TJ SE 90 SJ GW http://www.delawareja.com/gallery/JDJeep98 "Jerry Bransford" <jerrypb@mecox.net> wrote in message news:AcTjb.86457$gv5.12232@fed1read05... > Heh, you have a talent for this kind of stuff... and a long damned memory. > ;) > > Jerry > -- > Jerry Bransford > To email, remove 'me' from my email address > KC6TAY, PP-ASEL > See the Geezer Jeep at > http://members.cox.net/jerrypb/ > > "twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message > news:i9Tjb.447$374.169@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. .. > > CHAPTER TWO: > > > > A crescent sun etched it's fiery edge over the horizon, dousing Moab > > with it's golden warmth over the campsite. As the Jeepers arise from > > their lairs, a lone Jeeper sits indian style by a dark brown object. > > > > twaldron: "Joshie, didn't you get any sleep?" > > > > Joshie: "No. See? Look! It's got ice crystals on it. It's ice cream." > > > > Jeepers: "No, Josh. The desert just gets really cold at night, it's dog > > sh_" (INTERRUPTED) > > > > A JEEPER RUNS UP. > > > > Kevin Sperle: "Hey! Some of the guys found Harry B. in a cave!" > > > > THE JEEPERS CONVENE AROUND THE CAVE'S OPENING > > > > DougW: "Wow! The great Harry Brosofsky!" > > > > travis: "Who's Harry Brosofsky?" > > > > Jbjeep: "He's mummified? Yuck!" > > > > Lon Stowell: "Like a creamsicle!" > > > > Joshie: "Oooh, you're making me hungry again." > > > > Jerry Bransford: "Now that's ----!" > > > > Joshie: "See, and it doesn't even look like that ice cream! Told ya!" > > (sighs) "The inventor of square wheels..." > > > > Group: "WHAT??" > > > > Joshie: "Yes, all CJs had square wheels." > > > > Group: "What kind of...? (interrupted) > > > > TJim: "Still sitting in his 97 TJ." > > > > L.W. "Bill" ------: "If he'd of had a REAL JEEP, this wouldn't have > > happened!" http://www.realjeep.com "Not only that, in kalifornia, we > > never had enough fossil energy to sell kumquats. Damn Texans. > > > > Jerry Bransford: "I knew those heim joints would never last!" > > > > > > JUST OUTSIDE THE CAVE, A WHIMPER IS HEARD. THE GROUP STARES AS A MANGY > > DINGO TROTS UP TO THE CRUSTY PILE. THE DOG SNIFFS AND CIRCLES AROUND THE > > LUMP. STOPPING, HE ARCHES HIS HAUNCHES AND RELEASES A LARGE STEAMING > > BROWN TORPEDO. AS IT COILS ON THE GROUND THE GROUP MURMURS. > > > > twaldron: "Well, Einstein, there's your proof." > > > > Joshie: "What? An ice cream vendor??" > > > > Jeff Strickland: "Oh, c'mon! What else do you need??" > > > > Earle Horton: "Let me take a look at this. We had a similar problem at > > Microsoft. Did you guys know I worked there? Billy G. and I solved it. > > Lesse....yep, same problem. Only we called it Windows 98. Hey! have you > > guys seen my 1099 yet???" > > > > Joshie: "Where's Nathan, show him!" > > > > tyler dirden: "He went to go play with Mike and his "Dingy". > > > > Group: "EW!!!" > > > > Kevin in San Diego: "NO!! He's over the hill, stacking rocks." > > > > JimG: "STACKING ROCKS??!! He drives a RUBICON! Tell him he doesn't need > > to stack ROCKS under his wheels!!" > > > > Mike Romain: "He's not, he's stacking them in his seat so he can see > > over the steering wheel..." > > > > Group: "oh..." > > > > (...to be continued...) > > > > > > -- > > __________________________________________________ _________ > > tw > > 03 TJ Rubicon > > 01 XJ Sport > > > > There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." > > -- Dave Barry > > > > http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html > > (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email) > > __________________________________________________ _________ > > > > > |
Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
Really! Harry B.! Holy cow! There's a name we haven't uttered in a
while... -- Jim -- 98 TJ SE 90 SJ GW http://www.delawareja.com/gallery/JDJeep98 "Jerry Bransford" <jerrypb@mecox.net> wrote in message news:AcTjb.86457$gv5.12232@fed1read05... > Heh, you have a talent for this kind of stuff... and a long damned memory. > ;) > > Jerry > -- > Jerry Bransford > To email, remove 'me' from my email address > KC6TAY, PP-ASEL > See the Geezer Jeep at > http://members.cox.net/jerrypb/ > > "twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message > news:i9Tjb.447$374.169@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. .. > > CHAPTER TWO: > > > > A crescent sun etched it's fiery edge over the horizon, dousing Moab > > with it's golden warmth over the campsite. As the Jeepers arise from > > their lairs, a lone Jeeper sits indian style by a dark brown object. > > > > twaldron: "Joshie, didn't you get any sleep?" > > > > Joshie: "No. See? Look! It's got ice crystals on it. It's ice cream." > > > > Jeepers: "No, Josh. The desert just gets really cold at night, it's dog > > sh_" (INTERRUPTED) > > > > A JEEPER RUNS UP. > > > > Kevin Sperle: "Hey! Some of the guys found Harry B. in a cave!" > > > > THE JEEPERS CONVENE AROUND THE CAVE'S OPENING > > > > DougW: "Wow! The great Harry Brosofsky!" > > > > travis: "Who's Harry Brosofsky?" > > > > Jbjeep: "He's mummified? Yuck!" > > > > Lon Stowell: "Like a creamsicle!" > > > > Joshie: "Oooh, you're making me hungry again." > > > > Jerry Bransford: "Now that's ----!" > > > > Joshie: "See, and it doesn't even look like that ice cream! Told ya!" > > (sighs) "The inventor of square wheels..." > > > > Group: "WHAT??" > > > > Joshie: "Yes, all CJs had square wheels." > > > > Group: "What kind of...? (interrupted) > > > > TJim: "Still sitting in his 97 TJ." > > > > L.W. "Bill" ------: "If he'd of had a REAL JEEP, this wouldn't have > > happened!" http://www.realjeep.com "Not only that, in kalifornia, we > > never had enough fossil energy to sell kumquats. Damn Texans. > > > > Jerry Bransford: "I knew those heim joints would never last!" > > > > > > JUST OUTSIDE THE CAVE, A WHIMPER IS HEARD. THE GROUP STARES AS A MANGY > > DINGO TROTS UP TO THE CRUSTY PILE. THE DOG SNIFFS AND CIRCLES AROUND THE > > LUMP. STOPPING, HE ARCHES HIS HAUNCHES AND RELEASES A LARGE STEAMING > > BROWN TORPEDO. AS IT COILS ON THE GROUND THE GROUP MURMURS. > > > > twaldron: "Well, Einstein, there's your proof." > > > > Joshie: "What? An ice cream vendor??" > > > > Jeff Strickland: "Oh, c'mon! What else do you need??" > > > > Earle Horton: "Let me take a look at this. We had a similar problem at > > Microsoft. Did you guys know I worked there? Billy G. and I solved it. > > Lesse....yep, same problem. Only we called it Windows 98. Hey! have you > > guys seen my 1099 yet???" > > > > Joshie: "Where's Nathan, show him!" > > > > tyler dirden: "He went to go play with Mike and his "Dingy". > > > > Group: "EW!!!" > > > > Kevin in San Diego: "NO!! He's over the hill, stacking rocks." > > > > JimG: "STACKING ROCKS??!! He drives a RUBICON! Tell him he doesn't need > > to stack ROCKS under his wheels!!" > > > > Mike Romain: "He's not, he's stacking them in his seat so he can see > > over the steering wheel..." > > > > Group: "oh..." > > > > (...to be continued...) > > > > > > -- > > __________________________________________________ _________ > > tw > > 03 TJ Rubicon > > 01 XJ Sport > > > > There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." > > -- Dave Barry > > > > http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html > > (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email) > > __________________________________________________ _________ > > > > > |
Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
Approximately 10/17/03 07:38, twaldron uttered for posterity:
> CHAPTER TWO: > > A crescent sun etched it's fiery edge over the horizon, dousing Moab <http://www.apostrophe.fsnet.co.uk/> -- My governor can kick your governor's ass |
Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
Approximately 10/17/03 07:38, twaldron uttered for posterity:
> CHAPTER TWO: > > A crescent sun etched it's fiery edge over the horizon, dousing Moab <http://www.apostrophe.fsnet.co.uk/> -- My governor can kick your governor's ass |
Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
Approximately 10/17/03 07:38, twaldron uttered for posterity:
> CHAPTER TWO: > > A crescent sun etched it's fiery edge over the horizon, dousing Moab <http://www.apostrophe.fsnet.co.uk/> -- My governor can kick your governor's ass |
Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
Sure, it's one of the best lines in the script. Here's TJim standing in
front of a fallen colleague and the only one who is sharp enough to realize the gravity of the scene. A great Jeeper perishes in his own creation, a coffin if you will. The line drips with irony. It's pensive yet extremely poignant. TJim wrote: > Ow! Ow! Stop!! My side hurts!!! ROF holding side... > > > > Hey, Wait a minute... 'TJim: "Still sitting in his 97 TJ."'? > > What kind of a line is that?!? Jeez!! Don't I even get a decent line?? > -- __________________________________________________ _________ tw 03 TJ Rubicon 01 XJ Sport There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." -- Dave Barry http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email) __________________________________________________ _________ |
Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
Sure, it's one of the best lines in the script. Here's TJim standing in
front of a fallen colleague and the only one who is sharp enough to realize the gravity of the scene. A great Jeeper perishes in his own creation, a coffin if you will. The line drips with irony. It's pensive yet extremely poignant. TJim wrote: > Ow! Ow! Stop!! My side hurts!!! ROF holding side... > > > > Hey, Wait a minute... 'TJim: "Still sitting in his 97 TJ."'? > > What kind of a line is that?!? Jeez!! Don't I even get a decent line?? > -- __________________________________________________ _________ tw 03 TJ Rubicon 01 XJ Sport There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." -- Dave Barry http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email) __________________________________________________ _________ |
Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
Sure, it's one of the best lines in the script. Here's TJim standing in
front of a fallen colleague and the only one who is sharp enough to realize the gravity of the scene. A great Jeeper perishes in his own creation, a coffin if you will. The line drips with irony. It's pensive yet extremely poignant. TJim wrote: > Ow! Ow! Stop!! My side hurts!!! ROF holding side... > > > > Hey, Wait a minute... 'TJim: "Still sitting in his 97 TJ."'? > > What kind of a line is that?!? Jeez!! Don't I even get a decent line?? > -- __________________________________________________ _________ tw 03 TJ Rubicon 01 XJ Sport There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." -- Dave Barry http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email) __________________________________________________ _________ |
Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
Yes? I'm being graded? Lon, in literature, creative license is taken and
given. It adds character. Besides, I'm right..."it's" is possessive in this situation. :) Lon Stowell wrote: > Approximately 10/17/03 07:38, twaldron uttered for posterity: > > >>CHAPTER TWO: >> >>A crescent sun etched it's fiery edge over the horizon, dousing Moab > > > <http://www.apostrophe.fsnet.co.uk/> > > > -- __________________________________________________ _________ tw 03 TJ Rubicon 01 XJ Sport There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." -- Dave Barry http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email) __________________________________________________ _________ |
Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
Yes? I'm being graded? Lon, in literature, creative license is taken and
given. It adds character. Besides, I'm right..."it's" is possessive in this situation. :) Lon Stowell wrote: > Approximately 10/17/03 07:38, twaldron uttered for posterity: > > >>CHAPTER TWO: >> >>A crescent sun etched it's fiery edge over the horizon, dousing Moab > > > <http://www.apostrophe.fsnet.co.uk/> > > > -- __________________________________________________ _________ tw 03 TJ Rubicon 01 XJ Sport There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." -- Dave Barry http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email) __________________________________________________ _________ |
Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
Yes? I'm being graded? Lon, in literature, creative license is taken and
given. It adds character. Besides, I'm right..."it's" is possessive in this situation. :) Lon Stowell wrote: > Approximately 10/17/03 07:38, twaldron uttered for posterity: > > >>CHAPTER TWO: >> >>A crescent sun etched it's fiery edge over the horizon, dousing Moab > > > <http://www.apostrophe.fsnet.co.uk/> > > > -- __________________________________________________ _________ tw 03 TJ Rubicon 01 XJ Sport There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." -- Dave Barry http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email) __________________________________________________ _________ |
Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
Oh.
OK. Thanks. I like it! STILL sitting in his 97 TJ. Still SITTING in his 97 TJ! Still sitting in HIS 97 TJ? Still sitting in his 97 TJ... I'm going to be a STAR!!!! Wheeeee!!!! -- TJim "twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message news:bEUjb.469$374.384@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. .. > Sure, it's one of the best lines in the script. Here's TJim standing in > front of a fallen colleague and the only one who is sharp enough to > realize the gravity of the scene. A great Jeeper perishes in his own > creation, a coffin if you will. The line drips with irony. It's pensive > yet extremely poignant. > > TJim wrote: > > > Ow! Ow! Stop!! My side hurts!!! ROF holding side... > > > > > > > > Hey, Wait a minute... 'TJim: "Still sitting in his 97 TJ."'? > > > > What kind of a line is that?!? Jeez!! Don't I even get a decent line?? > > > > -- > __________________________________________________ _________ > tw > 03 TJ Rubicon > 01 XJ Sport > > There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." > -- Dave Barry > > http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html > (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email) > __________________________________________________ _________ > |
Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
Oh.
OK. Thanks. I like it! STILL sitting in his 97 TJ. Still SITTING in his 97 TJ! Still sitting in HIS 97 TJ? Still sitting in his 97 TJ... I'm going to be a STAR!!!! Wheeeee!!!! -- TJim "twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message news:bEUjb.469$374.384@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. .. > Sure, it's one of the best lines in the script. Here's TJim standing in > front of a fallen colleague and the only one who is sharp enough to > realize the gravity of the scene. A great Jeeper perishes in his own > creation, a coffin if you will. The line drips with irony. It's pensive > yet extremely poignant. > > TJim wrote: > > > Ow! Ow! Stop!! My side hurts!!! ROF holding side... > > > > > > > > Hey, Wait a minute... 'TJim: "Still sitting in his 97 TJ."'? > > > > What kind of a line is that?!? Jeez!! Don't I even get a decent line?? > > > > -- > __________________________________________________ _________ > tw > 03 TJ Rubicon > 01 XJ Sport > > There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." > -- Dave Barry > > http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html > (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email) > __________________________________________________ _________ > |
Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
Oh.
OK. Thanks. I like it! STILL sitting in his 97 TJ. Still SITTING in his 97 TJ! Still sitting in HIS 97 TJ? Still sitting in his 97 TJ... I'm going to be a STAR!!!! Wheeeee!!!! -- TJim "twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message news:bEUjb.469$374.384@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. .. > Sure, it's one of the best lines in the script. Here's TJim standing in > front of a fallen colleague and the only one who is sharp enough to > realize the gravity of the scene. A great Jeeper perishes in his own > creation, a coffin if you will. The line drips with irony. It's pensive > yet extremely poignant. > > TJim wrote: > > > Ow! Ow! Stop!! My side hurts!!! ROF holding side... > > > > > > > > Hey, Wait a minute... 'TJim: "Still sitting in his 97 TJ."'? > > > > What kind of a line is that?!? Jeez!! Don't I even get a decent line?? > > > > -- > __________________________________________________ _________ > tw > 03 TJ Rubicon > 01 XJ Sport > > There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." > -- Dave Barry > > http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html > (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email) > __________________________________________________ _________ > |
Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
Actually you're wrong. "it's" is a contraction. "its" is a possessive,
just like "his" and "hers". -- Jim "twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message news:UGUjb.471$374.235@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. .. > Yes? I'm being graded? Lon, in literature, creative license is taken and > given. It adds character. Besides, I'm right..."it's" is possessive in > this situation. :) > > Lon Stowell wrote: > > > Approximately 10/17/03 07:38, twaldron uttered for posterity: > > > > > >>CHAPTER TWO: > >> > >>A crescent sun etched it's fiery edge over the horizon, dousing Moab > > > > > > <http://www.apostrophe.fsnet.co.uk/> > > > > > > > > -- > __________________________________________________ _________ > tw > 03 TJ Rubicon > 01 XJ Sport > > There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." > -- Dave Barry > > http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html > (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email) > __________________________________________________ _________ > |
Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
Actually you're wrong. "it's" is a contraction. "its" is a possessive,
just like "his" and "hers". -- Jim "twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message news:UGUjb.471$374.235@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. .. > Yes? I'm being graded? Lon, in literature, creative license is taken and > given. It adds character. Besides, I'm right..."it's" is possessive in > this situation. :) > > Lon Stowell wrote: > > > Approximately 10/17/03 07:38, twaldron uttered for posterity: > > > > > >>CHAPTER TWO: > >> > >>A crescent sun etched it's fiery edge over the horizon, dousing Moab > > > > > > <http://www.apostrophe.fsnet.co.uk/> > > > > > > > > -- > __________________________________________________ _________ > tw > 03 TJ Rubicon > 01 XJ Sport > > There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." > -- Dave Barry > > http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html > (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email) > __________________________________________________ _________ > |
Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
Actually you're wrong. "it's" is a contraction. "its" is a possessive,
just like "his" and "hers". -- Jim "twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message news:UGUjb.471$374.235@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. .. > Yes? I'm being graded? Lon, in literature, creative license is taken and > given. It adds character. Besides, I'm right..."it's" is possessive in > this situation. :) > > Lon Stowell wrote: > > > Approximately 10/17/03 07:38, twaldron uttered for posterity: > > > > > >>CHAPTER TWO: > >> > >>A crescent sun etched it's fiery edge over the horizon, dousing Moab > > > > > > <http://www.apostrophe.fsnet.co.uk/> > > > > > > > > -- > __________________________________________________ _________ > tw > 03 TJ Rubicon > 01 XJ Sport > > There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." > -- Dave Barry > > http://www.7slotgrille.com/jeepers/t...ron/index.html > (Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email) > __________________________________________________ _________ > |
Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
"TJim" <jim@ranlet.nospam.com> wrote in message news:E5ydnQC00bqUsw2iRVn-sw@comcast.com... > > I'm going to be a STAR!!!! Wheeeee!!!! > > -- > TJim > bob z. wants to be a star, too. 8~)> -- bob z. "people with less brain power than you are doing more difficult things everyday"© |
Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
"TJim" <jim@ranlet.nospam.com> wrote in message news:E5ydnQC00bqUsw2iRVn-sw@comcast.com... > > I'm going to be a STAR!!!! Wheeeee!!!! > > -- > TJim > bob z. wants to be a star, too. 8~)> -- bob z. "people with less brain power than you are doing more difficult things everyday"© |
Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
"TJim" <jim@ranlet.nospam.com> wrote in message news:E5ydnQC00bqUsw2iRVn-sw@comcast.com... > > I'm going to be a STAR!!!! Wheeeee!!!! > > -- > TJim > bob z. wants to be a star, too. 8~)> -- bob z. "people with less brain power than you are doing more difficult things everyday"© |
Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message news:UGUjb.471$374.235@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. .. > Yes? I'm being graded? Lon, in literature, creative license is taken and > given. It adds character. Besides, I'm right..."it's" is possessive in > this situation. :) > Just a technicality here, but it's is a contraction of it is, its is possessive. On the other hand, you have created the situation, and if you WANT to say it's possessive, what choice do we have? |
Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message news:UGUjb.471$374.235@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. .. > Yes? I'm being graded? Lon, in literature, creative license is taken and > given. It adds character. Besides, I'm right..."it's" is possessive in > this situation. :) > Just a technicality here, but it's is a contraction of it is, its is possessive. On the other hand, you have created the situation, and if you WANT to say it's possessive, what choice do we have? |
Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message news:UGUjb.471$374.235@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. .. > Yes? I'm being graded? Lon, in literature, creative license is taken and > given. It adds character. Besides, I'm right..."it's" is possessive in > this situation. :) > Just a technicality here, but it's is a contraction of it is, its is possessive. On the other hand, you have created the situation, and if you WANT to say it's possessive, what choice do we have? |
Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message news:i9Tjb.447$374.169@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. .. : CHAPTER TWO: : : A crescent sun etched it's fiery edge over the horizon, dousing Moab : with it's golden warmth over the campsite. As the Jeepers arise from : their lairs, a lone Jeeper sits indian style by a dark brown object. Do you know what a crescent sun is? With a crescent sun, the only thing dousing Moab is shadows: http://tinyurl.com/rbnw -Brian (also with nothing better to do) |
Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message news:i9Tjb.447$374.169@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. .. : CHAPTER TWO: : : A crescent sun etched it's fiery edge over the horizon, dousing Moab : with it's golden warmth over the campsite. As the Jeepers arise from : their lairs, a lone Jeeper sits indian style by a dark brown object. Do you know what a crescent sun is? With a crescent sun, the only thing dousing Moab is shadows: http://tinyurl.com/rbnw -Brian (also with nothing better to do) |
Re: The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2
"twaldron" <twaldron@sbcOBVIOUSglobal.net> wrote in message news:i9Tjb.447$374.169@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com. .. : CHAPTER TWO: : : A crescent sun etched it's fiery edge over the horizon, dousing Moab : with it's golden warmth over the campsite. As the Jeepers arise from : their lairs, a lone Jeeper sits indian style by a dark brown object. Do you know what a crescent sun is? With a crescent sun, the only thing dousing Moab is shadows: http://tinyurl.com/rbnw -Brian (also with nothing better to do) |
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