I own a lemon
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Re: I own a lemon
"lemonowner" <lemonowner@witsend.com> wrote in message
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> Sadly you just don't have the interlect to understand do you
Thomas. Another sucker with a Jeep
> wanders blindly on.
> X5 on order - now that's what you call engineering.
If you can afford £40 - 50,000 for an X5 why are you moaning about
£2k you spent on a 6 year old Jeep, in fact, why are you buying a 6
year old Jeep??
Oh I just remembered I have a Porsche Cayenne Turbo 4WD on order as
I found £70,000 spare in my bank account after I bought my
Cherokee............yeah right!!!
news:cbi41i$o7v$60@news8.svr.pol.co.uk...
> Sadly you just don't have the interlect to understand do you
Thomas. Another sucker with a Jeep
> wanders blindly on.
> X5 on order - now that's what you call engineering.
If you can afford £40 - 50,000 for an X5 why are you moaning about
£2k you spent on a 6 year old Jeep, in fact, why are you buying a 6
year old Jeep??
Oh I just remembered I have a Porsche Cayenne Turbo 4WD on order as
I found £70,000 spare in my bank account after I bought my
Cherokee............yeah right!!!
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Re: I own a lemon
"lemonowner" <lemonowner@witsend.com> wrote in message
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> Sadly you just don't have the interlect to understand do you
Thomas. Another sucker with a Jeep
> wanders blindly on.
> X5 on order - now that's what you call engineering.
If you can afford £40 - 50,000 for an X5 why are you moaning about
£2k you spent on a 6 year old Jeep, in fact, why are you buying a 6
year old Jeep??
Oh I just remembered I have a Porsche Cayenne Turbo 4WD on order as
I found £70,000 spare in my bank account after I bought my
Cherokee............yeah right!!!
news:cbi41i$o7v$60@news8.svr.pol.co.uk...
> Sadly you just don't have the interlect to understand do you
Thomas. Another sucker with a Jeep
> wanders blindly on.
> X5 on order - now that's what you call engineering.
If you can afford £40 - 50,000 for an X5 why are you moaning about
£2k you spent on a 6 year old Jeep, in fact, why are you buying a 6
year old Jeep??
Oh I just remembered I have a Porsche Cayenne Turbo 4WD on order as
I found £70,000 spare in my bank account after I bought my
Cherokee............yeah right!!!
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Re: I own a lemon
"lemonowner" <lemonowner@witsend.com> wrote in message
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> Sadly you just don't have the interlect to understand do you
Thomas. Another sucker with a Jeep
> wanders blindly on.
> X5 on order - now that's what you call engineering.
If you can afford £40 - 50,000 for an X5 why are you moaning about
£2k you spent on a 6 year old Jeep, in fact, why are you buying a 6
year old Jeep??
Oh I just remembered I have a Porsche Cayenne Turbo 4WD on order as
I found £70,000 spare in my bank account after I bought my
Cherokee............yeah right!!!
news:cbi41i$o7v$60@news8.svr.pol.co.uk...
> Sadly you just don't have the interlect to understand do you
Thomas. Another sucker with a Jeep
> wanders blindly on.
> X5 on order - now that's what you call engineering.
If you can afford £40 - 50,000 for an X5 why are you moaning about
£2k you spent on a 6 year old Jeep, in fact, why are you buying a 6
year old Jeep??
Oh I just remembered I have a Porsche Cayenne Turbo 4WD on order as
I found £70,000 spare in my bank account after I bought my
Cherokee............yeah right!!!
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Re: I own a lemon
Ever notice how a poor carpenter always blames his tools?
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
lemonowner wrote:
>
> You make my point entirely. You seem happy, no, almost elated, to accept poor engineering, poor
> design, rip-off manufacturers. I happen to think that bills of this magnitude and failures of
> this kind for a six year old car with such a low mileage is unacceptable. You carry on grinning
> whilst being shafted by the big corps - that's ok by me.
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
lemonowner wrote:
>
> You make my point entirely. You seem happy, no, almost elated, to accept poor engineering, poor
> design, rip-off manufacturers. I happen to think that bills of this magnitude and failures of
> this kind for a six year old car with such a low mileage is unacceptable. You carry on grinning
> whilst being shafted by the big corps - that's ok by me.
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Re: I own a lemon
Ever notice how a poor carpenter always blames his tools?
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
lemonowner wrote:
>
> You make my point entirely. You seem happy, no, almost elated, to accept poor engineering, poor
> design, rip-off manufacturers. I happen to think that bills of this magnitude and failures of
> this kind for a six year old car with such a low mileage is unacceptable. You carry on grinning
> whilst being shafted by the big corps - that's ok by me.
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
lemonowner wrote:
>
> You make my point entirely. You seem happy, no, almost elated, to accept poor engineering, poor
> design, rip-off manufacturers. I happen to think that bills of this magnitude and failures of
> this kind for a six year old car with such a low mileage is unacceptable. You carry on grinning
> whilst being shafted by the big corps - that's ok by me.
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Re: I own a lemon
Ever notice how a poor carpenter always blames his tools?
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
lemonowner wrote:
>
> You make my point entirely. You seem happy, no, almost elated, to accept poor engineering, poor
> design, rip-off manufacturers. I happen to think that bills of this magnitude and failures of
> this kind for a six year old car with such a low mileage is unacceptable. You carry on grinning
> whilst being shafted by the big corps - that's ok by me.
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
lemonowner wrote:
>
> You make my point entirely. You seem happy, no, almost elated, to accept poor engineering, poor
> design, rip-off manufacturers. I happen to think that bills of this magnitude and failures of
> this kind for a six year old car with such a low mileage is unacceptable. You carry on grinning
> whilst being shafted by the big corps - that's ok by me.
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Re: I own a lemon
Ever notice how a poor carpenter always blames his tools?
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
lemonowner wrote:
>
> You make my point entirely. You seem happy, no, almost elated, to accept poor engineering, poor
> design, rip-off manufacturers. I happen to think that bills of this magnitude and failures of
> this kind for a six year old car with such a low mileage is unacceptable. You carry on grinning
> whilst being shafted by the big corps - that's ok by me.
God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
lemonowner wrote:
>
> You make my point entirely. You seem happy, no, almost elated, to accept poor engineering, poor
> design, rip-off manufacturers. I happen to think that bills of this magnitude and failures of
> this kind for a six year old car with such a low mileage is unacceptable. You carry on grinning
> whilst being shafted by the big corps - that's ok by me.
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Re: I own a lemon
Oh, yes. I understand. But lemon, you've got to wonder why you are right
and EVERYONE else is wrong. It can be clinical, get it checked.
Remember, BMWs are not idiot-proof either. My advice: Buy New. Buy a
VERY extended bumper to bumper warranty. I wouldn't give that advice to
a normal person, but you certainly are an exception.
lemonowner wrote:
> Sadly you just don't have the interlect to understand do you Thomas. Another sucker with a Jeep
> wanders blindly on.
> X5 on order - now that's what you call engineering.
>
> "twaldron" <thomas@OBVIOUSrubicons.com> wrote in message
> news:m40Dc.8401$0M3.4313@newssvr22.news.prodigy.co m...
>
>>So you just posted here to cry about your own idiocy and lack of
>>research and forethought, mixed with a very tiny touch of bad luck...now
>>I understand. I wonder why they closed the file on you...puzzling.
>>(cuckoo, cuckoo)
>>
>>I have a hard luck story too, lemonhead:
>>
>>Starving and without money, I decided to resort to looking in a trash
>>bin in the hopes of finding a morsel. WHAT LUCK!! A week old, half eaten
>>McDonalds cheeseburger! After knocking off the worms (you'd think those
>>bastards at Mickey D's could keep the wildlife off the burgers, I'm
>>going to have to file suit about that!) I scarfed it down. A couple
>>hours later, after vomiting most of it up, reeling with abdominal pain,
>>I collapsed on the street corner. WHAT IN GOD'S NAME DOES MCDONALDS PUT
>>IN THEIR BURGERS???? How can they expect people to buy their food if
>>this happens?? I must get a class action suit going! I curse them as a
>>car runs over my fingers. Damn Goodyear! Why do they design tires to run
>>over fingers?? Bastards! My hand was fine before that dastardly,
>>defective Goodyear tire rolled over it! All I was doing was lying in the
>>road. I don't understand how large companies can sell this crap and get
>>away with it! I called to complain, but those conspiring bastards
>>wouldn't talk to me after explaining that it was MY fault?! The GALL!!
>>Well, mister, my file's not closed either.
>>
>>Enjoy your Jeep and welcome to the NG.
>>
>>lemonowner wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Because it is ugly, it's badly engineered and designed and I would be embarrassed to be
>
> seen in
>
>>>one. This thread was never intended as a bash America, just Jeep and DaimlerChrysler. I
>
> have no
>
>>>respect for blind nationalistic loyalty, from any country.
>>>I bought a lemon (my mistake), I have paid for it, the manufacturers are morally bankrupt
>
> and I
>
>>>am now having my revenge. Simple really.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>"Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
>>>news:MK_Cc.2803$3m7.28344421@news-text.cableinet.net...
>>>
>>>
>>>>And why didn't you buy a Range Rover ?
>>>>
>>>>Dave Milne, Scotland
>>>>'91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>>
>>--
>>________________________________________________ ___________
>>tw
>>
>>03 TJ Rubicon - Rubicon Express 4.5"
>>01 XJ Sport
>>
>>There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
>>-- Dave Barry
>>
>>Pronunciation: 'jEp
>>Function: noun
>>Date: 1940
>>
>>Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
>>A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80-inch wheelbase,
>>1/4-ton capacity, and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in
>>World War II.
>>
>>(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
>>________________________________________________ ___________
>>
>
>
>
--
__________________________________________________ _________
tw
03 TJ Rubicon - Rubicon Express 4.5"
01 XJ Sport
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
-- Dave Barry
Pronunciation: 'jEp
Function: noun
Date: 1940
Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80-inch wheelbase,
1/4-ton capacity, and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in
World War II.
(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
__________________________________________________ _________
and EVERYONE else is wrong. It can be clinical, get it checked.
Remember, BMWs are not idiot-proof either. My advice: Buy New. Buy a
VERY extended bumper to bumper warranty. I wouldn't give that advice to
a normal person, but you certainly are an exception.
lemonowner wrote:
> Sadly you just don't have the interlect to understand do you Thomas. Another sucker with a Jeep
> wanders blindly on.
> X5 on order - now that's what you call engineering.
>
> "twaldron" <thomas@OBVIOUSrubicons.com> wrote in message
> news:m40Dc.8401$0M3.4313@newssvr22.news.prodigy.co m...
>
>>So you just posted here to cry about your own idiocy and lack of
>>research and forethought, mixed with a very tiny touch of bad luck...now
>>I understand. I wonder why they closed the file on you...puzzling.
>>(cuckoo, cuckoo)
>>
>>I have a hard luck story too, lemonhead:
>>
>>Starving and without money, I decided to resort to looking in a trash
>>bin in the hopes of finding a morsel. WHAT LUCK!! A week old, half eaten
>>McDonalds cheeseburger! After knocking off the worms (you'd think those
>>bastards at Mickey D's could keep the wildlife off the burgers, I'm
>>going to have to file suit about that!) I scarfed it down. A couple
>>hours later, after vomiting most of it up, reeling with abdominal pain,
>>I collapsed on the street corner. WHAT IN GOD'S NAME DOES MCDONALDS PUT
>>IN THEIR BURGERS???? How can they expect people to buy their food if
>>this happens?? I must get a class action suit going! I curse them as a
>>car runs over my fingers. Damn Goodyear! Why do they design tires to run
>>over fingers?? Bastards! My hand was fine before that dastardly,
>>defective Goodyear tire rolled over it! All I was doing was lying in the
>>road. I don't understand how large companies can sell this crap and get
>>away with it! I called to complain, but those conspiring bastards
>>wouldn't talk to me after explaining that it was MY fault?! The GALL!!
>>Well, mister, my file's not closed either.
>>
>>Enjoy your Jeep and welcome to the NG.
>>
>>lemonowner wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Because it is ugly, it's badly engineered and designed and I would be embarrassed to be
>
> seen in
>
>>>one. This thread was never intended as a bash America, just Jeep and DaimlerChrysler. I
>
> have no
>
>>>respect for blind nationalistic loyalty, from any country.
>>>I bought a lemon (my mistake), I have paid for it, the manufacturers are morally bankrupt
>
> and I
>
>>>am now having my revenge. Simple really.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>"Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
>>>news:MK_Cc.2803$3m7.28344421@news-text.cableinet.net...
>>>
>>>
>>>>And why didn't you buy a Range Rover ?
>>>>
>>>>Dave Milne, Scotland
>>>>'91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>>
>>--
>>________________________________________________ ___________
>>tw
>>
>>03 TJ Rubicon - Rubicon Express 4.5"
>>01 XJ Sport
>>
>>There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
>>-- Dave Barry
>>
>>Pronunciation: 'jEp
>>Function: noun
>>Date: 1940
>>
>>Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
>>A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80-inch wheelbase,
>>1/4-ton capacity, and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in
>>World War II.
>>
>>(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
>>________________________________________________ ___________
>>
>
>
>
--
__________________________________________________ _________
tw
03 TJ Rubicon - Rubicon Express 4.5"
01 XJ Sport
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
-- Dave Barry
Pronunciation: 'jEp
Function: noun
Date: 1940
Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80-inch wheelbase,
1/4-ton capacity, and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in
World War II.
(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
__________________________________________________ _________
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Re: I own a lemon
Oh, yes. I understand. But lemon, you've got to wonder why you are right
and EVERYONE else is wrong. It can be clinical, get it checked.
Remember, BMWs are not idiot-proof either. My advice: Buy New. Buy a
VERY extended bumper to bumper warranty. I wouldn't give that advice to
a normal person, but you certainly are an exception.
lemonowner wrote:
> Sadly you just don't have the interlect to understand do you Thomas. Another sucker with a Jeep
> wanders blindly on.
> X5 on order - now that's what you call engineering.
>
> "twaldron" <thomas@OBVIOUSrubicons.com> wrote in message
> news:m40Dc.8401$0M3.4313@newssvr22.news.prodigy.co m...
>
>>So you just posted here to cry about your own idiocy and lack of
>>research and forethought, mixed with a very tiny touch of bad luck...now
>>I understand. I wonder why they closed the file on you...puzzling.
>>(cuckoo, cuckoo)
>>
>>I have a hard luck story too, lemonhead:
>>
>>Starving and without money, I decided to resort to looking in a trash
>>bin in the hopes of finding a morsel. WHAT LUCK!! A week old, half eaten
>>McDonalds cheeseburger! After knocking off the worms (you'd think those
>>bastards at Mickey D's could keep the wildlife off the burgers, I'm
>>going to have to file suit about that!) I scarfed it down. A couple
>>hours later, after vomiting most of it up, reeling with abdominal pain,
>>I collapsed on the street corner. WHAT IN GOD'S NAME DOES MCDONALDS PUT
>>IN THEIR BURGERS???? How can they expect people to buy their food if
>>this happens?? I must get a class action suit going! I curse them as a
>>car runs over my fingers. Damn Goodyear! Why do they design tires to run
>>over fingers?? Bastards! My hand was fine before that dastardly,
>>defective Goodyear tire rolled over it! All I was doing was lying in the
>>road. I don't understand how large companies can sell this crap and get
>>away with it! I called to complain, but those conspiring bastards
>>wouldn't talk to me after explaining that it was MY fault?! The GALL!!
>>Well, mister, my file's not closed either.
>>
>>Enjoy your Jeep and welcome to the NG.
>>
>>lemonowner wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Because it is ugly, it's badly engineered and designed and I would be embarrassed to be
>
> seen in
>
>>>one. This thread was never intended as a bash America, just Jeep and DaimlerChrysler. I
>
> have no
>
>>>respect for blind nationalistic loyalty, from any country.
>>>I bought a lemon (my mistake), I have paid for it, the manufacturers are morally bankrupt
>
> and I
>
>>>am now having my revenge. Simple really.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>"Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
>>>news:MK_Cc.2803$3m7.28344421@news-text.cableinet.net...
>>>
>>>
>>>>And why didn't you buy a Range Rover ?
>>>>
>>>>Dave Milne, Scotland
>>>>'91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>>
>>--
>>________________________________________________ ___________
>>tw
>>
>>03 TJ Rubicon - Rubicon Express 4.5"
>>01 XJ Sport
>>
>>There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
>>-- Dave Barry
>>
>>Pronunciation: 'jEp
>>Function: noun
>>Date: 1940
>>
>>Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
>>A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80-inch wheelbase,
>>1/4-ton capacity, and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in
>>World War II.
>>
>>(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
>>________________________________________________ ___________
>>
>
>
>
--
__________________________________________________ _________
tw
03 TJ Rubicon - Rubicon Express 4.5"
01 XJ Sport
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
-- Dave Barry
Pronunciation: 'jEp
Function: noun
Date: 1940
Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80-inch wheelbase,
1/4-ton capacity, and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in
World War II.
(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
__________________________________________________ _________
and EVERYONE else is wrong. It can be clinical, get it checked.
Remember, BMWs are not idiot-proof either. My advice: Buy New. Buy a
VERY extended bumper to bumper warranty. I wouldn't give that advice to
a normal person, but you certainly are an exception.
lemonowner wrote:
> Sadly you just don't have the interlect to understand do you Thomas. Another sucker with a Jeep
> wanders blindly on.
> X5 on order - now that's what you call engineering.
>
> "twaldron" <thomas@OBVIOUSrubicons.com> wrote in message
> news:m40Dc.8401$0M3.4313@newssvr22.news.prodigy.co m...
>
>>So you just posted here to cry about your own idiocy and lack of
>>research and forethought, mixed with a very tiny touch of bad luck...now
>>I understand. I wonder why they closed the file on you...puzzling.
>>(cuckoo, cuckoo)
>>
>>I have a hard luck story too, lemonhead:
>>
>>Starving and without money, I decided to resort to looking in a trash
>>bin in the hopes of finding a morsel. WHAT LUCK!! A week old, half eaten
>>McDonalds cheeseburger! After knocking off the worms (you'd think those
>>bastards at Mickey D's could keep the wildlife off the burgers, I'm
>>going to have to file suit about that!) I scarfed it down. A couple
>>hours later, after vomiting most of it up, reeling with abdominal pain,
>>I collapsed on the street corner. WHAT IN GOD'S NAME DOES MCDONALDS PUT
>>IN THEIR BURGERS???? How can they expect people to buy their food if
>>this happens?? I must get a class action suit going! I curse them as a
>>car runs over my fingers. Damn Goodyear! Why do they design tires to run
>>over fingers?? Bastards! My hand was fine before that dastardly,
>>defective Goodyear tire rolled over it! All I was doing was lying in the
>>road. I don't understand how large companies can sell this crap and get
>>away with it! I called to complain, but those conspiring bastards
>>wouldn't talk to me after explaining that it was MY fault?! The GALL!!
>>Well, mister, my file's not closed either.
>>
>>Enjoy your Jeep and welcome to the NG.
>>
>>lemonowner wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Because it is ugly, it's badly engineered and designed and I would be embarrassed to be
>
> seen in
>
>>>one. This thread was never intended as a bash America, just Jeep and DaimlerChrysler. I
>
> have no
>
>>>respect for blind nationalistic loyalty, from any country.
>>>I bought a lemon (my mistake), I have paid for it, the manufacturers are morally bankrupt
>
> and I
>
>>>am now having my revenge. Simple really.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>"Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
>>>news:MK_Cc.2803$3m7.28344421@news-text.cableinet.net...
>>>
>>>
>>>>And why didn't you buy a Range Rover ?
>>>>
>>>>Dave Milne, Scotland
>>>>'91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>>
>>--
>>________________________________________________ ___________
>>tw
>>
>>03 TJ Rubicon - Rubicon Express 4.5"
>>01 XJ Sport
>>
>>There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
>>-- Dave Barry
>>
>>Pronunciation: 'jEp
>>Function: noun
>>Date: 1940
>>
>>Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
>>A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80-inch wheelbase,
>>1/4-ton capacity, and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in
>>World War II.
>>
>>(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
>>________________________________________________ ___________
>>
>
>
>
--
__________________________________________________ _________
tw
03 TJ Rubicon - Rubicon Express 4.5"
01 XJ Sport
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
-- Dave Barry
Pronunciation: 'jEp
Function: noun
Date: 1940
Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80-inch wheelbase,
1/4-ton capacity, and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in
World War II.
(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
__________________________________________________ _________
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Re: I own a lemon
Oh, yes. I understand. But lemon, you've got to wonder why you are right
and EVERYONE else is wrong. It can be clinical, get it checked.
Remember, BMWs are not idiot-proof either. My advice: Buy New. Buy a
VERY extended bumper to bumper warranty. I wouldn't give that advice to
a normal person, but you certainly are an exception.
lemonowner wrote:
> Sadly you just don't have the interlect to understand do you Thomas. Another sucker with a Jeep
> wanders blindly on.
> X5 on order - now that's what you call engineering.
>
> "twaldron" <thomas@OBVIOUSrubicons.com> wrote in message
> news:m40Dc.8401$0M3.4313@newssvr22.news.prodigy.co m...
>
>>So you just posted here to cry about your own idiocy and lack of
>>research and forethought, mixed with a very tiny touch of bad luck...now
>>I understand. I wonder why they closed the file on you...puzzling.
>>(cuckoo, cuckoo)
>>
>>I have a hard luck story too, lemonhead:
>>
>>Starving and without money, I decided to resort to looking in a trash
>>bin in the hopes of finding a morsel. WHAT LUCK!! A week old, half eaten
>>McDonalds cheeseburger! After knocking off the worms (you'd think those
>>bastards at Mickey D's could keep the wildlife off the burgers, I'm
>>going to have to file suit about that!) I scarfed it down. A couple
>>hours later, after vomiting most of it up, reeling with abdominal pain,
>>I collapsed on the street corner. WHAT IN GOD'S NAME DOES MCDONALDS PUT
>>IN THEIR BURGERS???? How can they expect people to buy their food if
>>this happens?? I must get a class action suit going! I curse them as a
>>car runs over my fingers. Damn Goodyear! Why do they design tires to run
>>over fingers?? Bastards! My hand was fine before that dastardly,
>>defective Goodyear tire rolled over it! All I was doing was lying in the
>>road. I don't understand how large companies can sell this crap and get
>>away with it! I called to complain, but those conspiring bastards
>>wouldn't talk to me after explaining that it was MY fault?! The GALL!!
>>Well, mister, my file's not closed either.
>>
>>Enjoy your Jeep and welcome to the NG.
>>
>>lemonowner wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Because it is ugly, it's badly engineered and designed and I would be embarrassed to be
>
> seen in
>
>>>one. This thread was never intended as a bash America, just Jeep and DaimlerChrysler. I
>
> have no
>
>>>respect for blind nationalistic loyalty, from any country.
>>>I bought a lemon (my mistake), I have paid for it, the manufacturers are morally bankrupt
>
> and I
>
>>>am now having my revenge. Simple really.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>"Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
>>>news:MK_Cc.2803$3m7.28344421@news-text.cableinet.net...
>>>
>>>
>>>>And why didn't you buy a Range Rover ?
>>>>
>>>>Dave Milne, Scotland
>>>>'91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>>
>>--
>>________________________________________________ ___________
>>tw
>>
>>03 TJ Rubicon - Rubicon Express 4.5"
>>01 XJ Sport
>>
>>There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
>>-- Dave Barry
>>
>>Pronunciation: 'jEp
>>Function: noun
>>Date: 1940
>>
>>Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
>>A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80-inch wheelbase,
>>1/4-ton capacity, and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in
>>World War II.
>>
>>(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
>>________________________________________________ ___________
>>
>
>
>
--
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tw
03 TJ Rubicon - Rubicon Express 4.5"
01 XJ Sport
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
-- Dave Barry
Pronunciation: 'jEp
Function: noun
Date: 1940
Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80-inch wheelbase,
1/4-ton capacity, and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in
World War II.
(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
__________________________________________________ _________
and EVERYONE else is wrong. It can be clinical, get it checked.
Remember, BMWs are not idiot-proof either. My advice: Buy New. Buy a
VERY extended bumper to bumper warranty. I wouldn't give that advice to
a normal person, but you certainly are an exception.
lemonowner wrote:
> Sadly you just don't have the interlect to understand do you Thomas. Another sucker with a Jeep
> wanders blindly on.
> X5 on order - now that's what you call engineering.
>
> "twaldron" <thomas@OBVIOUSrubicons.com> wrote in message
> news:m40Dc.8401$0M3.4313@newssvr22.news.prodigy.co m...
>
>>So you just posted here to cry about your own idiocy and lack of
>>research and forethought, mixed with a very tiny touch of bad luck...now
>>I understand. I wonder why they closed the file on you...puzzling.
>>(cuckoo, cuckoo)
>>
>>I have a hard luck story too, lemonhead:
>>
>>Starving and without money, I decided to resort to looking in a trash
>>bin in the hopes of finding a morsel. WHAT LUCK!! A week old, half eaten
>>McDonalds cheeseburger! After knocking off the worms (you'd think those
>>bastards at Mickey D's could keep the wildlife off the burgers, I'm
>>going to have to file suit about that!) I scarfed it down. A couple
>>hours later, after vomiting most of it up, reeling with abdominal pain,
>>I collapsed on the street corner. WHAT IN GOD'S NAME DOES MCDONALDS PUT
>>IN THEIR BURGERS???? How can they expect people to buy their food if
>>this happens?? I must get a class action suit going! I curse them as a
>>car runs over my fingers. Damn Goodyear! Why do they design tires to run
>>over fingers?? Bastards! My hand was fine before that dastardly,
>>defective Goodyear tire rolled over it! All I was doing was lying in the
>>road. I don't understand how large companies can sell this crap and get
>>away with it! I called to complain, but those conspiring bastards
>>wouldn't talk to me after explaining that it was MY fault?! The GALL!!
>>Well, mister, my file's not closed either.
>>
>>Enjoy your Jeep and welcome to the NG.
>>
>>lemonowner wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Because it is ugly, it's badly engineered and designed and I would be embarrassed to be
>
> seen in
>
>>>one. This thread was never intended as a bash America, just Jeep and DaimlerChrysler. I
>
> have no
>
>>>respect for blind nationalistic loyalty, from any country.
>>>I bought a lemon (my mistake), I have paid for it, the manufacturers are morally bankrupt
>
> and I
>
>>>am now having my revenge. Simple really.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>"Dave Milne" <jeep@_nospam_milne.info> wrote in message
>>>news:MK_Cc.2803$3m7.28344421@news-text.cableinet.net...
>>>
>>>
>>>>And why didn't you buy a Range Rover ?
>>>>
>>>>Dave Milne, Scotland
>>>>'91 Grand Wagoneer, '99 TJ
>>
>>--
>>________________________________________________ ___________
>>tw
>>
>>03 TJ Rubicon - Rubicon Express 4.5"
>>01 XJ Sport
>>
>>There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
>>-- Dave Barry
>>
>>Pronunciation: 'jEp
>>Function: noun
>>Date: 1940
>>
>>Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
>>A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80-inch wheelbase,
>>1/4-ton capacity, and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in
>>World War II.
>>
>>(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
>>________________________________________________ ___________
>>
>
>
>
--
__________________________________________________ _________
tw
03 TJ Rubicon - Rubicon Express 4.5"
01 XJ Sport
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
-- Dave Barry
Pronunciation: 'jEp
Function: noun
Date: 1940
Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80-inch wheelbase,
1/4-ton capacity, and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in
World War II.
(Please remove the OBVIOUS to reply by email)
__________________________________________________ _________
