E-10 Gasoline The New Standard April 1st
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Re: E-10 Gasoline The New Standard April 1st
Pretty funny joke. I likes it.
The thing about the term "bird flu" is that waterfowl are the world's
reservoir of influenza, if you've got the flu it originally came from a
bird /anyway/. For the most part they can't make the leap from fowl to
human, but put a swine into the transmission chain and the flu has a
better chance of jumping from bird to pig, stewing and morphing for a
bit and then making the leap from pig to man. If Asia could feed her
population without penning swine and fowl together we'd see a lot less
influenza.
Historical tidbit: The US military lost more men to influenza during WWI
than to battlefield injury.
Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
> If people would stop sleeping next to their livestock these diseases
> wouldn't ------ to humans.
>
>
>>Bird flu might have the desired driver-reduction effect, if the doomsayers
>>are correct. Neither of us, of course, wishes to be part of the "no
>>longer driving or breathing" group.
>
>
> "A bear, a lion and a chicken are talking. "When I roar" said the bear, "the
> forest rumbles."
>
> The lion sniffed. "When *I* roar, the jungle trembles", he said.
>
> "Oh." Said the chicken. The lion and bear looked at her, thinking about
> dinner.
>
> The chicken smiled a small, knowing smile, and said "When I cough, the whole
> world ***** itself."
>
> [Written by Helen Armfield, Hastings, UK]
The thing about the term "bird flu" is that waterfowl are the world's
reservoir of influenza, if you've got the flu it originally came from a
bird /anyway/. For the most part they can't make the leap from fowl to
human, but put a swine into the transmission chain and the flu has a
better chance of jumping from bird to pig, stewing and morphing for a
bit and then making the leap from pig to man. If Asia could feed her
population without penning swine and fowl together we'd see a lot less
influenza.
Historical tidbit: The US military lost more men to influenza during WWI
than to battlefield injury.
Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
> If people would stop sleeping next to their livestock these diseases
> wouldn't ------ to humans.
>
>
>>Bird flu might have the desired driver-reduction effect, if the doomsayers
>>are correct. Neither of us, of course, wishes to be part of the "no
>>longer driving or breathing" group.
>
>
> "A bear, a lion and a chicken are talking. "When I roar" said the bear, "the
> forest rumbles."
>
> The lion sniffed. "When *I* roar, the jungle trembles", he said.
>
> "Oh." Said the chicken. The lion and bear looked at her, thinking about
> dinner.
>
> The chicken smiled a small, knowing smile, and said "When I cough, the whole
> world ***** itself."
>
> [Written by Helen Armfield, Hastings, UK]
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Re: E-10 Gasoline The New Standard April 1st
Pretty funny joke. I likes it.
The thing about the term "bird flu" is that waterfowl are the world's
reservoir of influenza, if you've got the flu it originally came from a
bird /anyway/. For the most part they can't make the leap from fowl to
human, but put a swine into the transmission chain and the flu has a
better chance of jumping from bird to pig, stewing and morphing for a
bit and then making the leap from pig to man. If Asia could feed her
population without penning swine and fowl together we'd see a lot less
influenza.
Historical tidbit: The US military lost more men to influenza during WWI
than to battlefield injury.
Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
> If people would stop sleeping next to their livestock these diseases
> wouldn't ------ to humans.
>
>
>>Bird flu might have the desired driver-reduction effect, if the doomsayers
>>are correct. Neither of us, of course, wishes to be part of the "no
>>longer driving or breathing" group.
>
>
> "A bear, a lion and a chicken are talking. "When I roar" said the bear, "the
> forest rumbles."
>
> The lion sniffed. "When *I* roar, the jungle trembles", he said.
>
> "Oh." Said the chicken. The lion and bear looked at her, thinking about
> dinner.
>
> The chicken smiled a small, knowing smile, and said "When I cough, the whole
> world ***** itself."
>
> [Written by Helen Armfield, Hastings, UK]
The thing about the term "bird flu" is that waterfowl are the world's
reservoir of influenza, if you've got the flu it originally came from a
bird /anyway/. For the most part they can't make the leap from fowl to
human, but put a swine into the transmission chain and the flu has a
better chance of jumping from bird to pig, stewing and morphing for a
bit and then making the leap from pig to man. If Asia could feed her
population without penning swine and fowl together we'd see a lot less
influenza.
Historical tidbit: The US military lost more men to influenza during WWI
than to battlefield injury.
Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
> If people would stop sleeping next to their livestock these diseases
> wouldn't ------ to humans.
>
>
>>Bird flu might have the desired driver-reduction effect, if the doomsayers
>>are correct. Neither of us, of course, wishes to be part of the "no
>>longer driving or breathing" group.
>
>
> "A bear, a lion and a chicken are talking. "When I roar" said the bear, "the
> forest rumbles."
>
> The lion sniffed. "When *I* roar, the jungle trembles", he said.
>
> "Oh." Said the chicken. The lion and bear looked at her, thinking about
> dinner.
>
> The chicken smiled a small, knowing smile, and said "When I cough, the whole
> world ***** itself."
>
> [Written by Helen Armfield, Hastings, UK]
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Re: E-10 Gasoline The New Standard April 1st
Pretty funny joke. I likes it.
The thing about the term "bird flu" is that waterfowl are the world's
reservoir of influenza, if you've got the flu it originally came from a
bird /anyway/. For the most part they can't make the leap from fowl to
human, but put a swine into the transmission chain and the flu has a
better chance of jumping from bird to pig, stewing and morphing for a
bit and then making the leap from pig to man. If Asia could feed her
population without penning swine and fowl together we'd see a lot less
influenza.
Historical tidbit: The US military lost more men to influenza during WWI
than to battlefield injury.
Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
> If people would stop sleeping next to their livestock these diseases
> wouldn't ------ to humans.
>
>
>>Bird flu might have the desired driver-reduction effect, if the doomsayers
>>are correct. Neither of us, of course, wishes to be part of the "no
>>longer driving or breathing" group.
>
>
> "A bear, a lion and a chicken are talking. "When I roar" said the bear, "the
> forest rumbles."
>
> The lion sniffed. "When *I* roar, the jungle trembles", he said.
>
> "Oh." Said the chicken. The lion and bear looked at her, thinking about
> dinner.
>
> The chicken smiled a small, knowing smile, and said "When I cough, the whole
> world ***** itself."
>
> [Written by Helen Armfield, Hastings, UK]
The thing about the term "bird flu" is that waterfowl are the world's
reservoir of influenza, if you've got the flu it originally came from a
bird /anyway/. For the most part they can't make the leap from fowl to
human, but put a swine into the transmission chain and the flu has a
better chance of jumping from bird to pig, stewing and morphing for a
bit and then making the leap from pig to man. If Asia could feed her
population without penning swine and fowl together we'd see a lot less
influenza.
Historical tidbit: The US military lost more men to influenza during WWI
than to battlefield injury.
Matt Macchiarolo wrote:
> If people would stop sleeping next to their livestock these diseases
> wouldn't ------ to humans.
>
>
>>Bird flu might have the desired driver-reduction effect, if the doomsayers
>>are correct. Neither of us, of course, wishes to be part of the "no
>>longer driving or breathing" group.
>
>
> "A bear, a lion and a chicken are talking. "When I roar" said the bear, "the
> forest rumbles."
>
> The lion sniffed. "When *I* roar, the jungle trembles", he said.
>
> "Oh." Said the chicken. The lion and bear looked at her, thinking about
> dinner.
>
> The chicken smiled a small, knowing smile, and said "When I cough, the whole
> world ***** itself."
>
> [Written by Helen Armfield, Hastings, UK]
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Re: E-10 Gasoline The New Standard April 1st
The bird flu has made the jump to human, just not human to
human.... Yet. 1918: http://virus.stanford.edu/uda/
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
Lee Ayrton wrote:
>
> Pretty funny joke. I likes it.
>
> The thing about the term "bird flu" is that waterfowl are the world's
> reservoir of influenza, if you've got the flu it originally came from a
> bird /anyway/. For the most part they can't make the leap from fowl to
> human, but put a swine into the transmission chain and the flu has a
> better chance of jumping from bird to pig, stewing and morphing for a
> bit and then making the leap from pig to man. If Asia could feed her
> population without penning swine and fowl together we'd see a lot less
> influenza.
>
> Historical tidbit: The US military lost more men to influenza during WWI
> than to battlefield injury.
human.... Yet. 1918: http://virus.stanford.edu/uda/
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
Lee Ayrton wrote:
>
> Pretty funny joke. I likes it.
>
> The thing about the term "bird flu" is that waterfowl are the world's
> reservoir of influenza, if you've got the flu it originally came from a
> bird /anyway/. For the most part they can't make the leap from fowl to
> human, but put a swine into the transmission chain and the flu has a
> better chance of jumping from bird to pig, stewing and morphing for a
> bit and then making the leap from pig to man. If Asia could feed her
> population without penning swine and fowl together we'd see a lot less
> influenza.
>
> Historical tidbit: The US military lost more men to influenza during WWI
> than to battlefield injury.
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Re: E-10 Gasoline The New Standard April 1st
The bird flu has made the jump to human, just not human to
human.... Yet. 1918: http://virus.stanford.edu/uda/
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
Lee Ayrton wrote:
>
> Pretty funny joke. I likes it.
>
> The thing about the term "bird flu" is that waterfowl are the world's
> reservoir of influenza, if you've got the flu it originally came from a
> bird /anyway/. For the most part they can't make the leap from fowl to
> human, but put a swine into the transmission chain and the flu has a
> better chance of jumping from bird to pig, stewing and morphing for a
> bit and then making the leap from pig to man. If Asia could feed her
> population without penning swine and fowl together we'd see a lot less
> influenza.
>
> Historical tidbit: The US military lost more men to influenza during WWI
> than to battlefield injury.
human.... Yet. 1918: http://virus.stanford.edu/uda/
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
Lee Ayrton wrote:
>
> Pretty funny joke. I likes it.
>
> The thing about the term "bird flu" is that waterfowl are the world's
> reservoir of influenza, if you've got the flu it originally came from a
> bird /anyway/. For the most part they can't make the leap from fowl to
> human, but put a swine into the transmission chain and the flu has a
> better chance of jumping from bird to pig, stewing and morphing for a
> bit and then making the leap from pig to man. If Asia could feed her
> population without penning swine and fowl together we'd see a lot less
> influenza.
>
> Historical tidbit: The US military lost more men to influenza during WWI
> than to battlefield injury.
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Re: E-10 Gasoline The New Standard April 1st
The bird flu has made the jump to human, just not human to
human.... Yet. 1918: http://virus.stanford.edu/uda/
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
Lee Ayrton wrote:
>
> Pretty funny joke. I likes it.
>
> The thing about the term "bird flu" is that waterfowl are the world's
> reservoir of influenza, if you've got the flu it originally came from a
> bird /anyway/. For the most part they can't make the leap from fowl to
> human, but put a swine into the transmission chain and the flu has a
> better chance of jumping from bird to pig, stewing and morphing for a
> bit and then making the leap from pig to man. If Asia could feed her
> population without penning swine and fowl together we'd see a lot less
> influenza.
>
> Historical tidbit: The US military lost more men to influenza during WWI
> than to battlefield injury.
human.... Yet. 1918: http://virus.stanford.edu/uda/
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
Lee Ayrton wrote:
>
> Pretty funny joke. I likes it.
>
> The thing about the term "bird flu" is that waterfowl are the world's
> reservoir of influenza, if you've got the flu it originally came from a
> bird /anyway/. For the most part they can't make the leap from fowl to
> human, but put a swine into the transmission chain and the flu has a
> better chance of jumping from bird to pig, stewing and morphing for a
> bit and then making the leap from pig to man. If Asia could feed her
> population without penning swine and fowl together we'd see a lot less
> influenza.
>
> Historical tidbit: The US military lost more men to influenza during WWI
> than to battlefield injury.
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Re: E-10 Gasoline The New Standard April 1st
Sold here in Canada - I'm waiting to see a pinball game on the freeway with
them.
The are supposed to be extremely safe - complete roll cage - small diesel
engine and a/c
Take a look at http://www.thesmart.ca
Bill
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> "Earle Horton" <nurse--NOSPAM--busters@msn.com> wrote in message
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>> There were ATV based vehicles on the street too.
>
> I looked up the SmartCar on the web... Found the specs for it... 98.5" (8'
> 2.5") long... A bit too long to park crosswise in a normal parking spot,
> but
> you might be able to get away with it in a lot of places considering how
> bad
> some people are at pulling their cars all the way next to the curb when
> parallel parking... Their brochure even shows a car parked this way...
> 59.7"
> wide, so a bit wider than an ATV and you probably couldn't squeeze as many
> into a normal parking space... Still, you could probably get 3 of them in
> there with room for the doors to open... I didn't see anything about an
> air-conditioner being in the units, so that would be a definite problem
> for
> much of the US market...
>
>
them.
The are supposed to be extremely safe - complete roll cage - small diesel
engine and a/c
Take a look at http://www.thesmart.ca
Bill
"Grumman-581" <grumman581@DIE-SPAMMER-SCUM@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> "Earle Horton" <nurse--NOSPAM--busters@msn.com> wrote in message
> news:4429a3e8$0$20263$6d36acad@titian.nntpserver.c om...
>> There were ATV based vehicles on the street too.
>
> I looked up the SmartCar on the web... Found the specs for it... 98.5" (8'
> 2.5") long... A bit too long to park crosswise in a normal parking spot,
> but
> you might be able to get away with it in a lot of places considering how
> bad
> some people are at pulling their cars all the way next to the curb when
> parallel parking... Their brochure even shows a car parked this way...
> 59.7"
> wide, so a bit wider than an ATV and you probably couldn't squeeze as many
> into a normal parking space... Still, you could probably get 3 of them in
> there with room for the doors to open... I didn't see anything about an
> air-conditioner being in the units, so that would be a definite problem
> for
> much of the US market...
>
>
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Re: E-10 Gasoline The New Standard April 1st
Sold here in Canada - I'm waiting to see a pinball game on the freeway with
them.
The are supposed to be extremely safe - complete roll cage - small diesel
engine and a/c
Take a look at http://www.thesmart.ca
Bill
"Grumman-581" <grumman581@DIE-SPAMMER-SCUM@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:dAiWf.18027$uX5.16688@tornado.texas.rr.com...
> "Earle Horton" <nurse--NOSPAM--busters@msn.com> wrote in message
> news:4429a3e8$0$20263$6d36acad@titian.nntpserver.c om...
>> There were ATV based vehicles on the street too.
>
> I looked up the SmartCar on the web... Found the specs for it... 98.5" (8'
> 2.5") long... A bit too long to park crosswise in a normal parking spot,
> but
> you might be able to get away with it in a lot of places considering how
> bad
> some people are at pulling their cars all the way next to the curb when
> parallel parking... Their brochure even shows a car parked this way...
> 59.7"
> wide, so a bit wider than an ATV and you probably couldn't squeeze as many
> into a normal parking space... Still, you could probably get 3 of them in
> there with room for the doors to open... I didn't see anything about an
> air-conditioner being in the units, so that would be a definite problem
> for
> much of the US market...
>
>
them.
The are supposed to be extremely safe - complete roll cage - small diesel
engine and a/c
Take a look at http://www.thesmart.ca
Bill
"Grumman-581" <grumman581@DIE-SPAMMER-SCUM@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:dAiWf.18027$uX5.16688@tornado.texas.rr.com...
> "Earle Horton" <nurse--NOSPAM--busters@msn.com> wrote in message
> news:4429a3e8$0$20263$6d36acad@titian.nntpserver.c om...
>> There were ATV based vehicles on the street too.
>
> I looked up the SmartCar on the web... Found the specs for it... 98.5" (8'
> 2.5") long... A bit too long to park crosswise in a normal parking spot,
> but
> you might be able to get away with it in a lot of places considering how
> bad
> some people are at pulling their cars all the way next to the curb when
> parallel parking... Their brochure even shows a car parked this way...
> 59.7"
> wide, so a bit wider than an ATV and you probably couldn't squeeze as many
> into a normal parking space... Still, you could probably get 3 of them in
> there with room for the doors to open... I didn't see anything about an
> air-conditioner being in the units, so that would be a definite problem
> for
> much of the US market...
>
>
Guest
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Re: E-10 Gasoline The New Standard April 1st
Sold here in Canada - I'm waiting to see a pinball game on the freeway with
them.
The are supposed to be extremely safe - complete roll cage - small diesel
engine and a/c
Take a look at http://www.thesmart.ca
Bill
"Grumman-581" <grumman581@DIE-SPAMMER-SCUM@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:dAiWf.18027$uX5.16688@tornado.texas.rr.com...
> "Earle Horton" <nurse--NOSPAM--busters@msn.com> wrote in message
> news:4429a3e8$0$20263$6d36acad@titian.nntpserver.c om...
>> There were ATV based vehicles on the street too.
>
> I looked up the SmartCar on the web... Found the specs for it... 98.5" (8'
> 2.5") long... A bit too long to park crosswise in a normal parking spot,
> but
> you might be able to get away with it in a lot of places considering how
> bad
> some people are at pulling their cars all the way next to the curb when
> parallel parking... Their brochure even shows a car parked this way...
> 59.7"
> wide, so a bit wider than an ATV and you probably couldn't squeeze as many
> into a normal parking space... Still, you could probably get 3 of them in
> there with room for the doors to open... I didn't see anything about an
> air-conditioner being in the units, so that would be a definite problem
> for
> much of the US market...
>
>
them.
The are supposed to be extremely safe - complete roll cage - small diesel
engine and a/c
Take a look at http://www.thesmart.ca
Bill
"Grumman-581" <grumman581@DIE-SPAMMER-SCUM@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:dAiWf.18027$uX5.16688@tornado.texas.rr.com...
> "Earle Horton" <nurse--NOSPAM--busters@msn.com> wrote in message
> news:4429a3e8$0$20263$6d36acad@titian.nntpserver.c om...
>> There were ATV based vehicles on the street too.
>
> I looked up the SmartCar on the web... Found the specs for it... 98.5" (8'
> 2.5") long... A bit too long to park crosswise in a normal parking spot,
> but
> you might be able to get away with it in a lot of places considering how
> bad
> some people are at pulling their cars all the way next to the curb when
> parallel parking... Their brochure even shows a car parked this way...
> 59.7"
> wide, so a bit wider than an ATV and you probably couldn't squeeze as many
> into a normal parking space... Still, you could probably get 3 of them in
> there with room for the doors to open... I didn't see anything about an
> air-conditioner being in the units, so that would be a definite problem
> for
> much of the US market...
>
>
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Re: E-10 Gasoline The New Standard April 1st
When I was in Germany a few years ago I saw these all over the place and
fell in love with them. Just look at their face even! I did see them
parked head-in in parallel parking situations in many locations.
Tomes
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> "Earle Horton" <nurse--NOSPAM--busters@msn.com> wrote in message
> news:4429a3e8$0$20263$6d36acad@titian.nntpserver.c om...
>> There were ATV based vehicles on the street too.
>
> I looked up the SmartCar on the web... Found the specs for it... 98.5" (8'
> 2.5") long... A bit too long to park crosswise in a normal parking spot,
> but
> you might be able to get away with it in a lot of places considering how
> bad
> some people are at pulling their cars all the way next to the curb when
> parallel parking... Their brochure even shows a car parked this way...
> 59.7"
> wide, so a bit wider than an ATV and you probably couldn't squeeze as many
> into a normal parking space... Still, you could probably get 3 of them in
> there with room for the doors to open... I didn't see anything about an
> air-conditioner being in the units, so that would be a definite problem
> for
> much of the US market...
>
>
fell in love with them. Just look at their face even! I did see them
parked head-in in parallel parking situations in many locations.
Tomes
"Grumman-581" <grumman581@DIE-SPAMMER-SCUM@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> "Earle Horton" <nurse--NOSPAM--busters@msn.com> wrote in message
> news:4429a3e8$0$20263$6d36acad@titian.nntpserver.c om...
>> There were ATV based vehicles on the street too.
>
> I looked up the SmartCar on the web... Found the specs for it... 98.5" (8'
> 2.5") long... A bit too long to park crosswise in a normal parking spot,
> but
> you might be able to get away with it in a lot of places considering how
> bad
> some people are at pulling their cars all the way next to the curb when
> parallel parking... Their brochure even shows a car parked this way...
> 59.7"
> wide, so a bit wider than an ATV and you probably couldn't squeeze as many
> into a normal parking space... Still, you could probably get 3 of them in
> there with room for the doors to open... I didn't see anything about an
> air-conditioner being in the units, so that would be a definite problem
> for
> much of the US market...
>
>
