Bad American by George Carlin
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Bad American by George Carlin
YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
by George Carlin
I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level
governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!
I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart
American.
I think being a minority does not make you noble! or victimized, and does
not entitle you to anything.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.
I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than
working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put
your pansy *** through 4 years plus of college, you haven't begun to be
enlightened.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they
want to.
My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry
Springer.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.
I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when
I'm freezing my *** off during these long winters and paying, paying,
paying?
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In the
desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or
been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut-the-Hell-up
already.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson
practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of ! the
problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry *** if you're running
from them.
I also think they have the right to pull your *** over if you're breaking
the law, regardless of what color you are.
And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think
it's good.....and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money.
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you
deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the
next four years.
I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap
or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These people
should be targets.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two
parents.
And what the hell is going on with gas prices... again?
If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.
We need our country back
--
Billy_Ray@SPAM.fuse.net (remove SPAM)
2002 Jeep WJ 4 Liter Automatic
Sharing is why we are all here....... or should be.
..
by George Carlin
I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level
governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!
I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart
American.
I think being a minority does not make you noble! or victimized, and does
not entitle you to anything.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.
I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than
working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put
your pansy *** through 4 years plus of college, you haven't begun to be
enlightened.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they
want to.
My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry
Springer.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.
I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when
I'm freezing my *** off during these long winters and paying, paying,
paying?
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In the
desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or
been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut-the-Hell-up
already.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson
practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of ! the
problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry *** if you're running
from them.
I also think they have the right to pull your *** over if you're breaking
the law, regardless of what color you are.
And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think
it's good.....and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money.
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you
deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the
next four years.
I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap
or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These people
should be targets.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two
parents.
And what the hell is going on with gas prices... again?
If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.
We need our country back
--
Billy_Ray@SPAM.fuse.net (remove SPAM)
2002 Jeep WJ 4 Liter Automatic
Sharing is why we are all here....... or should be.
..
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O.T. Re: Bad American by George Carlin
Bill, according to snopes.com that is totally false.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlin.asp
Tom
"Billy Ray" <Billy_Ray@SPAMfuse.net> wrote in message
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> YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
> by George Carlin
>
>
> I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
>
> I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level
> governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!
>
> I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!
> I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you
> deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for
the
> next four years.
snipped the rest
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlin.asp
Tom
"Billy Ray" <Billy_Ray@SPAMfuse.net> wrote in message
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> YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
> by George Carlin
>
>
> I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
>
> I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level
> governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!
>
> I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!
> I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you
> deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for
the
> next four years.
snipped the rest
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O.T. Re: Bad American by George Carlin
Bill, according to snopes.com that is totally false.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlin.asp
Tom
"Billy Ray" <Billy_Ray@SPAMfuse.net> wrote in message
news:c81e8$434309a3$d8449845$26124@FUSE.NET...
> YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
> by George Carlin
>
>
> I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
>
> I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level
> governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!
>
> I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!
> I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you
> deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for
the
> next four years.
snipped the rest
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlin.asp
Tom
"Billy Ray" <Billy_Ray@SPAMfuse.net> wrote in message
news:c81e8$434309a3$d8449845$26124@FUSE.NET...
> YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
> by George Carlin
>
>
> I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
>
> I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level
> governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!
>
> I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!
> I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you
> deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for
the
> next four years.
snipped the rest
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O.T. Re: Bad American by George Carlin
Bill, according to snopes.com that is totally false.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlin.asp
Tom
"Billy Ray" <Billy_Ray@SPAMfuse.net> wrote in message
news:c81e8$434309a3$d8449845$26124@FUSE.NET...
> YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
> by George Carlin
>
>
> I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
>
> I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level
> governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!
>
> I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!
> I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you
> deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for
the
> next four years.
snipped the rest
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlin.asp
Tom
"Billy Ray" <Billy_Ray@SPAMfuse.net> wrote in message
news:c81e8$434309a3$d8449845$26124@FUSE.NET...
> YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
> by George Carlin
>
>
> I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
>
> I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level
> governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!
>
> I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!
> I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you
> deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for
the
> next four years.
snipped the rest
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Re: O.T. Re: Bad American by George Carlin
mabar did pass the time by typing:
> Bill, according to snopes.com that is totally false.
>
> http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlin.asp
Even if Carlin didn't say it, it's still a good rant.
And why do they call it a hot water heater, who needs
a hot water heater when it's already hot?
> "Billy Ray" wrote ...
>> YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
>> by George Carlin
>>
>>
>> I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
>>
>> I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level
>> governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!
>>
>> I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!
>> I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you
>> deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the
>> next four years.
>
> snipped the rest
> Bill, according to snopes.com that is totally false.
>
> http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlin.asp
Even if Carlin didn't say it, it's still a good rant.
And why do they call it a hot water heater, who needs
a hot water heater when it's already hot?
> "Billy Ray" wrote ...
>> YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
>> by George Carlin
>>
>>
>> I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
>>
>> I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level
>> governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!
>>
>> I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!
>> I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you
>> deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the
>> next four years.
>
> snipped the rest
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Re: O.T. Re: Bad American by George Carlin
mabar did pass the time by typing:
> Bill, according to snopes.com that is totally false.
>
> http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlin.asp
Even if Carlin didn't say it, it's still a good rant.
And why do they call it a hot water heater, who needs
a hot water heater when it's already hot?
> "Billy Ray" wrote ...
>> YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
>> by George Carlin
>>
>>
>> I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
>>
>> I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level
>> governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!
>>
>> I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!
>> I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you
>> deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the
>> next four years.
>
> snipped the rest
> Bill, according to snopes.com that is totally false.
>
> http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlin.asp
Even if Carlin didn't say it, it's still a good rant.
And why do they call it a hot water heater, who needs
a hot water heater when it's already hot?
> "Billy Ray" wrote ...
>> YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
>> by George Carlin
>>
>>
>> I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
>>
>> I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level
>> governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!
>>
>> I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!
>> I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you
>> deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the
>> next four years.
>
> snipped the rest
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Re: O.T. Re: Bad American by George Carlin
mabar did pass the time by typing:
> Bill, according to snopes.com that is totally false.
>
> http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlin.asp
Even if Carlin didn't say it, it's still a good rant.
And why do they call it a hot water heater, who needs
a hot water heater when it's already hot?
> "Billy Ray" wrote ...
>> YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
>> by George Carlin
>>
>>
>> I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
>>
>> I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level
>> governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!
>>
>> I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!
>> I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you
>> deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the
>> next four years.
>
> snipped the rest
> Bill, according to snopes.com that is totally false.
>
> http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlin.asp
Even if Carlin didn't say it, it's still a good rant.
And why do they call it a hot water heater, who needs
a hot water heater when it's already hot?
> "Billy Ray" wrote ...
>> YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
>> by George Carlin
>>
>>
>> I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
>>
>> I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level
>> governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!
>>
>> I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!
>> I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you
>> deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the
>> next four years.
>
> snipped the rest
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Re: Bad American by George Carlin
Apparently he *Isn't* a bad American-
http://www.georgecarlin.com/home/bogus.html
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlin.asp
H.
On Tue, 4 Oct 2005 18:56:40 -0400, "Billy Ray"
<Billy_Ray@SPAMfuse.net> wrote:
>YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
>by George Carlin
>
>
>I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
>
>I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level
>governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!
>
>I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!
>
>I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart
>American.
>
>I think being a minority does not make you noble! or victimized, and does
>not entitle you to anything.
>
>I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.
>
>I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
>
>I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than
>working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put
>your pansy *** through 4 years plus of college, you haven't begun to be
>enlightened.
>
>I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they
>want to.
>
>My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry
>Springer.
>
>I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
>
>I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.
>
>I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when
>I'm freezing my *** off during these long winters and paying, paying,
>paying?
>
>I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In the
>desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or
>been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut-the-Hell-up
>already.
>
>I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson
>practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of ! the
>problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?
>
>I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry *** if you're running
>from them.
>
>I also think they have the right to pull your *** over if you're breaking
>the law, regardless of what color you are.
>
>And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think
>it's good.....and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money.
>
>I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you
>deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the
>next four years.
>
>I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap
>or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These people
>should be targets.
>
>I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two
>parents.
>
>And what the hell is going on with gas prices... again?
>
>If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
>
>If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.
>
>We need our country back
http://www.georgecarlin.com/home/bogus.html
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlin.asp
H.
On Tue, 4 Oct 2005 18:56:40 -0400, "Billy Ray"
<Billy_Ray@SPAMfuse.net> wrote:
>YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
>by George Carlin
>
>
>I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
>
>I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level
>governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!
>
>I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!
>
>I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart
>American.
>
>I think being a minority does not make you noble! or victimized, and does
>not entitle you to anything.
>
>I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.
>
>I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
>
>I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than
>working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put
>your pansy *** through 4 years plus of college, you haven't begun to be
>enlightened.
>
>I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they
>want to.
>
>My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry
>Springer.
>
>I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
>
>I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.
>
>I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when
>I'm freezing my *** off during these long winters and paying, paying,
>paying?
>
>I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In the
>desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or
>been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut-the-Hell-up
>already.
>
>I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson
>practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of ! the
>problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?
>
>I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry *** if you're running
>from them.
>
>I also think they have the right to pull your *** over if you're breaking
>the law, regardless of what color you are.
>
>And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think
>it's good.....and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money.
>
>I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you
>deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the
>next four years.
>
>I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap
>or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These people
>should be targets.
>
>I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two
>parents.
>
>And what the hell is going on with gas prices... again?
>
>If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
>
>If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.
>
>We need our country back
#9
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Posts: n/a
Re: Bad American by George Carlin
Apparently he *Isn't* a bad American-
http://www.georgecarlin.com/home/bogus.html
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlin.asp
H.
On Tue, 4 Oct 2005 18:56:40 -0400, "Billy Ray"
<Billy_Ray@SPAMfuse.net> wrote:
>YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
>by George Carlin
>
>
>I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
>
>I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level
>governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!
>
>I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!
>
>I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart
>American.
>
>I think being a minority does not make you noble! or victimized, and does
>not entitle you to anything.
>
>I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.
>
>I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
>
>I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than
>working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put
>your pansy *** through 4 years plus of college, you haven't begun to be
>enlightened.
>
>I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they
>want to.
>
>My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry
>Springer.
>
>I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
>
>I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.
>
>I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when
>I'm freezing my *** off during these long winters and paying, paying,
>paying?
>
>I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In the
>desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or
>been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut-the-Hell-up
>already.
>
>I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson
>practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of ! the
>problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?
>
>I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry *** if you're running
>from them.
>
>I also think they have the right to pull your *** over if you're breaking
>the law, regardless of what color you are.
>
>And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think
>it's good.....and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money.
>
>I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you
>deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the
>next four years.
>
>I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap
>or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These people
>should be targets.
>
>I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two
>parents.
>
>And what the hell is going on with gas prices... again?
>
>If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
>
>If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.
>
>We need our country back
http://www.georgecarlin.com/home/bogus.html
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlin.asp
H.
On Tue, 4 Oct 2005 18:56:40 -0400, "Billy Ray"
<Billy_Ray@SPAMfuse.net> wrote:
>YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
>by George Carlin
>
>
>I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
>
>I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level
>governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!
>
>I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!
>
>I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart
>American.
>
>I think being a minority does not make you noble! or victimized, and does
>not entitle you to anything.
>
>I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.
>
>I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
>
>I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than
>working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put
>your pansy *** through 4 years plus of college, you haven't begun to be
>enlightened.
>
>I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they
>want to.
>
>My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry
>Springer.
>
>I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
>
>I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.
>
>I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when
>I'm freezing my *** off during these long winters and paying, paying,
>paying?
>
>I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In the
>desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or
>been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut-the-Hell-up
>already.
>
>I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson
>practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of ! the
>problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?
>
>I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry *** if you're running
>from them.
>
>I also think they have the right to pull your *** over if you're breaking
>the law, regardless of what color you are.
>
>And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think
>it's good.....and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money.
>
>I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you
>deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the
>next four years.
>
>I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap
>or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These people
>should be targets.
>
>I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two
>parents.
>
>And what the hell is going on with gas prices... again?
>
>If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
>
>If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.
>
>We need our country back
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Re: Bad American by George Carlin
Apparently he *Isn't* a bad American-
http://www.georgecarlin.com/home/bogus.html
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlin.asp
H.
On Tue, 4 Oct 2005 18:56:40 -0400, "Billy Ray"
<Billy_Ray@SPAMfuse.net> wrote:
>YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
>by George Carlin
>
>
>I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
>
>I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level
>governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!
>
>I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!
>
>I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart
>American.
>
>I think being a minority does not make you noble! or victimized, and does
>not entitle you to anything.
>
>I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.
>
>I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
>
>I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than
>working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put
>your pansy *** through 4 years plus of college, you haven't begun to be
>enlightened.
>
>I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they
>want to.
>
>My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry
>Springer.
>
>I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
>
>I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.
>
>I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when
>I'm freezing my *** off during these long winters and paying, paying,
>paying?
>
>I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In the
>desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or
>been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut-the-Hell-up
>already.
>
>I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson
>practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of ! the
>problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?
>
>I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry *** if you're running
>from them.
>
>I also think they have the right to pull your *** over if you're breaking
>the law, regardless of what color you are.
>
>And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think
>it's good.....and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money.
>
>I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you
>deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the
>next four years.
>
>I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap
>or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These people
>should be targets.
>
>I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two
>parents.
>
>And what the hell is going on with gas prices... again?
>
>If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
>
>If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.
>
>We need our country back
http://www.georgecarlin.com/home/bogus.html
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlin.asp
H.
On Tue, 4 Oct 2005 18:56:40 -0400, "Billy Ray"
<Billy_Ray@SPAMfuse.net> wrote:
>YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
>by George Carlin
>
>
>I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
>
>I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level
>governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!
>
>I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!
>
>I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart
>American.
>
>I think being a minority does not make you noble! or victimized, and does
>not entitle you to anything.
>
>I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.
>
>I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
>
>I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than
>working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put
>your pansy *** through 4 years plus of college, you haven't begun to be
>enlightened.
>
>I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they
>want to.
>
>My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry
>Springer.
>
>I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
>
>I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.
>
>I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when
>I'm freezing my *** off during these long winters and paying, paying,
>paying?
>
>I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In the
>desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or
>been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut-the-Hell-up
>already.
>
>I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson
>practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of ! the
>problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?
>
>I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry *** if you're running
>from them.
>
>I also think they have the right to pull your *** over if you're breaking
>the law, regardless of what color you are.
>
>And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think
>it's good.....and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money.
>
>I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you
>deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the
>next four years.
>
>I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap
>or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These people
>should be targets.
>
>I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two
>parents.
>
>And what the hell is going on with gas prices... again?
>
>If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
>
>If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.
>
>We need our country back