Bad American by George Carlin
YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
by George Carlin I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it! I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American. I think being a minority does not make you noble! or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English. I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July. I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4 years plus of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened. I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to. My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it. I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I'm freezing my ass off during these long winters and paying, paying, paying? I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut-the-Hell-up already. I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of ! the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one? I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them. I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are. And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think it's good.....and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money. I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years. I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These people should be targets. I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents. And what the hell is going on with gas prices... again? If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American. If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know. We need our country back -- Billy_Ray@SPAM.fuse.net (remove SPAM) 2002 Jeep WJ 4 Liter Automatic Sharing is why we are all here....... or should be. .. |
O.T. Re: Bad American by George Carlin
Bill, according to snopes.com that is totally false.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlin.asp Tom "Billy Ray" <Billy_Ray@SPAMfuse.net> wrote in message news:c81e8$434309a3$d8449845$26124@FUSE.NET... > YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN > by George Carlin > > > I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. > > I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level > governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! > > I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it! > I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you > deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the > next four years. snipped the rest |
O.T. Re: Bad American by George Carlin
Bill, according to snopes.com that is totally false.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlin.asp Tom "Billy Ray" <Billy_Ray@SPAMfuse.net> wrote in message news:c81e8$434309a3$d8449845$26124@FUSE.NET... > YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN > by George Carlin > > > I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. > > I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level > governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! > > I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it! > I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you > deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the > next four years. snipped the rest |
O.T. Re: Bad American by George Carlin
Bill, according to snopes.com that is totally false.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlin.asp Tom "Billy Ray" <Billy_Ray@SPAMfuse.net> wrote in message news:c81e8$434309a3$d8449845$26124@FUSE.NET... > YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN > by George Carlin > > > I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. > > I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level > governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! > > I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it! > I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you > deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the > next four years. snipped the rest |
Re: O.T. Re: Bad American by George Carlin
mabar did pass the time by typing:
> Bill, according to snopes.com that is totally false. > > http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlin.asp Even if Carlin didn't say it, it's still a good rant. And why do they call it a hot water heater, who needs a hot water heater when it's already hot? > "Billy Ray" wrote ... >> YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN >> by George Carlin >> >> >> I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. >> >> I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level >> governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! >> >> I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it! >> I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you >> deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the >> next four years. > > snipped the rest |
Re: O.T. Re: Bad American by George Carlin
mabar did pass the time by typing:
> Bill, according to snopes.com that is totally false. > > http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlin.asp Even if Carlin didn't say it, it's still a good rant. And why do they call it a hot water heater, who needs a hot water heater when it's already hot? > "Billy Ray" wrote ... >> YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN >> by George Carlin >> >> >> I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. >> >> I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level >> governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! >> >> I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it! >> I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you >> deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the >> next four years. > > snipped the rest |
Re: O.T. Re: Bad American by George Carlin
mabar did pass the time by typing:
> Bill, according to snopes.com that is totally false. > > http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlin.asp Even if Carlin didn't say it, it's still a good rant. And why do they call it a hot water heater, who needs a hot water heater when it's already hot? > "Billy Ray" wrote ... >> YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN >> by George Carlin >> >> >> I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. >> >> I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level >> governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! >> >> I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it! >> I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you >> deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the >> next four years. > > snipped the rest |
Re: Bad American by George Carlin
Apparently he *Isn't* a bad American-
http://www.georgecarlin.com/home/bogus.html http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlin.asp H. On Tue, 4 Oct 2005 18:56:40 -0400, "Billy Ray" <Billy_Ray@SPAMfuse.net> wrote: >YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN >by George Carlin > > >I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. > >I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level >governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! > >I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it! > >I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart >American. > >I think being a minority does not make you noble! or victimized, and does >not entitle you to anything. > >I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English. > >I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July. > >I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than >working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put >your pansy ass through 4 years plus of college, you haven't begun to be >enlightened. > >I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they >want to. > >My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry >Springer. > >I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. > >I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it. > >I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when >I'm freezing my ass off during these long winters and paying, paying, >paying? > >I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In the >desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or >been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut-the-Hell-up >already. > >I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson >practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of ! the >problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one? > >I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running >from them. > >I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you're breaking >the law, regardless of what color you are. > >And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think >it's good.....and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money. > >I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you >deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the >next four years. > >I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap >or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These people >should be targets. > >I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two >parents. > >And what the hell is going on with gas prices... again? > >If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American. > >If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know. > >We need our country back |
Re: Bad American by George Carlin
Apparently he *Isn't* a bad American-
http://www.georgecarlin.com/home/bogus.html http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlin.asp H. On Tue, 4 Oct 2005 18:56:40 -0400, "Billy Ray" <Billy_Ray@SPAMfuse.net> wrote: >YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN >by George Carlin > > >I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. > >I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level >governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! > >I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it! > >I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart >American. > >I think being a minority does not make you noble! or victimized, and does >not entitle you to anything. > >I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English. > >I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July. > >I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than >working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put >your pansy ass through 4 years plus of college, you haven't begun to be >enlightened. > >I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they >want to. > >My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry >Springer. > >I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. > >I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it. > >I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when >I'm freezing my ass off during these long winters and paying, paying, >paying? > >I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In the >desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or >been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut-the-Hell-up >already. > >I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson >practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of ! the >problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one? > >I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running >from them. > >I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you're breaking >the law, regardless of what color you are. > >And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think >it's good.....and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money. > >I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you >deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the >next four years. > >I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap >or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These people >should be targets. > >I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two >parents. > >And what the hell is going on with gas prices... again? > >If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American. > >If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know. > >We need our country back |
Re: Bad American by George Carlin
Apparently he *Isn't* a bad American-
http://www.georgecarlin.com/home/bogus.html http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlin.asp H. On Tue, 4 Oct 2005 18:56:40 -0400, "Billy Ray" <Billy_Ray@SPAMfuse.net> wrote: >YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN >by George Carlin > > >I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. > >I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level >governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! > >I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it! > >I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart >American. > >I think being a minority does not make you noble! or victimized, and does >not entitle you to anything. > >I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English. > >I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July. > >I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than >working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put >your pansy ass through 4 years plus of college, you haven't begun to be >enlightened. > >I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they >want to. > >My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry >Springer. > >I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. > >I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it. > >I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when >I'm freezing my ass off during these long winters and paying, paying, >paying? > >I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In the >desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or >been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut-the-Hell-up >already. > >I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson >practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of ! the >problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one? > >I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running >from them. > >I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you're breaking >the law, regardless of what color you are. > >And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think >it's good.....and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money. > >I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you >deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the >next four years. > >I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap >or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These people >should be targets. > >I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two >parents. > >And what the hell is going on with gas prices... again? > >If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American. > >If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know. > >We need our country back |
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