It is not illegal for your dog to bite them in the ***, when they are in the
process of stealing your property. Also the thief can't surrender to the
dog, or talk the dog out of biting him. A good watch dog knows how to apply
justice, when dealing with a thief. Just make sure he has his rabies shot up
to date.

I was on a fishing trip a while back, and I left my dog Bozo in my boat in
the motel parking lot. About 2am the manager called and woke me up. The
local cops wanted me to get my dog, so they could get a thief off the top of
a dumpster.

My dog came out of the boat when the thief tried to steel the prop. As Gomer
used to say "Surprise, surprise, surprse!" Was the thief guilty? Bozo though
so. Besides he confessed to the cops when they asked him why he was on top
of the dumpster.

Jim

And as most cops say "its better to be tried by twelve, than it is to be
carried by six".

<ABanks5@columbus.rr.com> wrote in message
news:MX1Gb.10503$ms2.4722@fe2.columbus.rcom...
> My point wasn't to advocate to shoot, but would be a deterrent to
criminals
> if all citizens were armed...in home and on person...(laws permitting...my
> state sucks (Ohio) and we don't have a CCW). All states are different and
> you can not lump all laws under the umbrella of the USA.
> Allen
>
>
>
> "John Davies" <johnedavies@comcast.net> wrote in message
> news:nftguvssrt57ttca6v6ic89amivpndab87@4ax.com...
> > On Tue, 23 Dec 2003 15:17:43 GMT, <ABanks5@columbus.rr.com> wrote:
> >
> > >If we truly all had guns, that guy who attempted to try to steal might
> have
> > >thought twice ;-)
> >
> > It is usually a felony to shoot a crook who is stealing your stuff. If
> > he threatened you, that's another matter entirely. If you blow someone
> > away who is messing with your vehicle, YOU are the one who who will be
> > in deep ----. You will be thrown in jail and face manslaughter
> > charges.
> >
> > The only time you may legally shoot a crimainal in the USA is when
> > your (or another's) life is in danger and you have nowhere to run.
> >
> > If you own a firearm it's critical that you understand this legal
> > point.
> >
> > John Davies
> > Spokane WA USA
> >
>
>

 

It is not illegal for your dog to bite them in the ***, when they are in the
process of stealing your property. Also the thief can't surrender to the
dog, or talk the dog out of biting him. A good watch dog knows how to apply
justice, when dealing with a thief. Just make sure he has his rabies shot up
to date.

I was on a fishing trip a while back, and I left my dog Bozo in my boat in
the motel parking lot. About 2am the manager called and woke me up. The
local cops wanted me to get my dog, so they could get a thief off the top of
a dumpster.

My dog came out of the boat when the thief tried to steel the prop. As Gomer
used to say "Surprise, surprise, surprse!" Was the thief guilty? Bozo though
so. Besides he confessed to the cops when they asked him why he was on top
of the dumpster.

Jim

And as most cops say "its better to be tried by twelve, than it is to be
carried by six".

<ABanks5@columbus.rr.com> wrote in message
news:MX1Gb.10503$ms2.4722@fe2.columbus.rcom...
> My point wasn't to advocate to shoot, but would be a deterrent to
criminals
> if all citizens were armed...in home and on person...(laws permitting...my
> state sucks (Ohio) and we don't have a CCW). All states are different and
> you can not lump all laws under the umbrella of the USA.
> Allen
>
>
>
> "John Davies" <johnedavies@comcast.net> wrote in message
> news:nftguvssrt57ttca6v6ic89amivpndab87@4ax.com...
> > On Tue, 23 Dec 2003 15:17:43 GMT, <ABanks5@columbus.rr.com> wrote:
> >
> > >If we truly all had guns, that guy who attempted to try to steal might
> have
> > >thought twice ;-)
> >
> > It is usually a felony to shoot a crook who is stealing your stuff. If
> > he threatened you, that's another matter entirely. If you blow someone
> > away who is messing with your vehicle, YOU are the one who who will be
> > in deep ----. You will be thrown in jail and face manslaughter
> > charges.
> >
> > The only time you may legally shoot a crimainal in the USA is when
> > your (or another's) life is in danger and you have nowhere to run.
> >
> > If you own a firearm it's critical that you understand this legal
> > point.
> >
> > John Davies
> > Spokane WA USA
> >
>
>

 

LMAOROTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"L.W. (ßill) ------ III" <----------@***.net> wrote in message
news:3FE90569.9E723D1F@***.net...
> Yes, bleeding heart liberals have poor memories.
> God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
> mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
>
> Joe wrote:
> >
> > didn't we go over all this just a few weeks ago???

 

LMAOROTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"L.W. (ßill) ------ III" <----------@***.net> wrote in message
news:3FE90569.9E723D1F@***.net...
> Yes, bleeding heart liberals have poor memories.
> God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
> mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
>
> Joe wrote:
> >
> > didn't we go over all this just a few weeks ago???

 

LMAOROTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"L.W. (ßill) ------ III" <----------@***.net> wrote in message
news:3FE90569.9E723D1F@***.net...
> Yes, bleeding heart liberals have poor memories.
> God Bless America, ßill O|||||||O
> mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
>
> Joe wrote:
> >
> > didn't we go over all this just a few weeks ago???

 

Yikes, I sure started sumpthin...! interesting though.
Chances are my wife could beat the S*** outa lots of people, espececially the
pathetic dirtbag junkie who was rummaging around my car. As I said - he was so dumb
he ran towards the gas station - where he had already parked the FIRST stolen
Jeep --- in the brightest light around!

Capt. Purple


"David C. Moller" <dmoller@verizon.net> wrote in message
news:pjihuv4bq8qs47ta782n4hv42k9qea5rtm@4ax.com...
> Your wife started chasing him? Dude..... hehehehehe.
> Glad they caught the guys, but you might want to have a sit down talk
> with your wife. :)
>
> Dave
> http://mysite.verizon.net/res0p2es/david/index.htm
>
> On Tue, 23 Dec 2003 08:04:34 GMT, "Captain Purple"
> <test@somewhere.com> wrote:
>
> >The other night about 4AM I heard my Jeep alarm going off. I jumped out of bed,
ran
> >to the door, and saw some A*****E breaking into the front of the car... I ran out,
so
> >did my wife, I yelled at him (he looked like a kinda punk kid) he started running;
I
> >didn't have any shoes on, so my wife starts chasing him, I ran back in the house
(a
> >whole 6 feet away) grabbed my shoes, grabbed the phone and called 911.
> >
> >By this time I knew where the guy was headed - to the gas station down the alley.
> >Duh, it's fully lit: everything else is dark.
> >I told you he didn't look too bright.
> >
> >I get there (it's only 250 feet away) and he's inside, but there's another jeep
> >parked there with someone in it.
> >
> >Maybe a minute later, first one then another squad cars pull up, appraise the
> >situation, get the guy out of the jeep in front of the gas station, AND the guy
who's
> >inside the gas station... only to find that that 2nd jeep is stolen, and there's
no
> >gas in it, and the tank is locked.
> >
> >So The police (eventually 5 squad cars, 10 officers) got the 3 guys, the other
lady
> >got her jeep back (she may not even have known it was stolen) my jeep seems to be
ok,
> >and all's well here in La La Land.
> >
> >Pretty cool!
> >
> >Capt. Purple
>

 

Yikes, I sure started sumpthin...! interesting though.
Chances are my wife could beat the S*** outa lots of people, espececially the
pathetic dirtbag junkie who was rummaging around my car. As I said - he was so dumb
he ran towards the gas station - where he had already parked the FIRST stolen
Jeep --- in the brightest light around!

Capt. Purple


"David C. Moller" <dmoller@verizon.net> wrote in message
news:pjihuv4bq8qs47ta782n4hv42k9qea5rtm@4ax.com...
> Your wife started chasing him? Dude..... hehehehehe.
> Glad they caught the guys, but you might want to have a sit down talk
> with your wife. :)
>
> Dave
> http://mysite.verizon.net/res0p2es/david/index.htm
>
> On Tue, 23 Dec 2003 08:04:34 GMT, "Captain Purple"
> <test@somewhere.com> wrote:
>
> >The other night about 4AM I heard my Jeep alarm going off. I jumped out of bed,
ran
> >to the door, and saw some A*****E breaking into the front of the car... I ran out,
so
> >did my wife, I yelled at him (he looked like a kinda punk kid) he started running;
I
> >didn't have any shoes on, so my wife starts chasing him, I ran back in the house
(a
> >whole 6 feet away) grabbed my shoes, grabbed the phone and called 911.
> >
> >By this time I knew where the guy was headed - to the gas station down the alley.
> >Duh, it's fully lit: everything else is dark.
> >I told you he didn't look too bright.
> >
> >I get there (it's only 250 feet away) and he's inside, but there's another jeep
> >parked there with someone in it.
> >
> >Maybe a minute later, first one then another squad cars pull up, appraise the
> >situation, get the guy out of the jeep in front of the gas station, AND the guy
who's
> >inside the gas station... only to find that that 2nd jeep is stolen, and there's
no
> >gas in it, and the tank is locked.
> >
> >So The police (eventually 5 squad cars, 10 officers) got the 3 guys, the other
lady
> >got her jeep back (she may not even have known it was stolen) my jeep seems to be
ok,
> >and all's well here in La La Land.
> >
> >Pretty cool!
> >
> >Capt. Purple
>

 

Yikes, I sure started sumpthin...! interesting though.
Chances are my wife could beat the S*** outa lots of people, espececially the
pathetic dirtbag junkie who was rummaging around my car. As I said - he was so dumb
he ran towards the gas station - where he had already parked the FIRST stolen
Jeep --- in the brightest light around!

Capt. Purple


"David C. Moller" <dmoller@verizon.net> wrote in message
news:pjihuv4bq8qs47ta782n4hv42k9qea5rtm@4ax.com...
> Your wife started chasing him? Dude..... hehehehehe.
> Glad they caught the guys, but you might want to have a sit down talk
> with your wife. :)
>
> Dave
> http://mysite.verizon.net/res0p2es/david/index.htm
>
> On Tue, 23 Dec 2003 08:04:34 GMT, "Captain Purple"
> <test@somewhere.com> wrote:
>
> >The other night about 4AM I heard my Jeep alarm going off. I jumped out of bed,
ran
> >to the door, and saw some A*****E breaking into the front of the car... I ran out,
so
> >did my wife, I yelled at him (he looked like a kinda punk kid) he started running;
I
> >didn't have any shoes on, so my wife starts chasing him, I ran back in the house
(a
> >whole 6 feet away) grabbed my shoes, grabbed the phone and called 911.
> >
> >By this time I knew where the guy was headed - to the gas station down the alley.
> >Duh, it's fully lit: everything else is dark.
> >I told you he didn't look too bright.
> >
> >I get there (it's only 250 feet away) and he's inside, but there's another jeep
> >parked there with someone in it.
> >
> >Maybe a minute later, first one then another squad cars pull up, appraise the
> >situation, get the guy out of the jeep in front of the gas station, AND the guy
who's
> >inside the gas station... only to find that that 2nd jeep is stolen, and there's
no
> >gas in it, and the tank is locked.
> >
> >So The police (eventually 5 squad cars, 10 officers) got the 3 guys, the other
lady
> >got her jeep back (she may not even have known it was stolen) my jeep seems to be
ok,
> >and all's well here in La La Land.
> >
> >Pretty cool!
> >
> >Capt. Purple
>

 

Hey man, it was a joke...

Ever listen to Foxworthy?


"Jeepers" <moomesa@INVALIDfnbnet.net> wrote in message
news:moomesa-B8B5D7.20053723122003@corp.newsfeeds.com...
> In article <vj6Gb.17053$Pg1.7624@newsread1.news.pas.earthlink .net>,
> "Terry Jeffrey" <twjeffrey@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > "Your honor, he deserved a killin" is a valid defense in TX.
>
> No, it's not.
>
>
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Hey man, it was a joke...

Ever listen to Foxworthy?


"Jeepers" <moomesa@INVALIDfnbnet.net> wrote in message
news:moomesa-B8B5D7.20053723122003@corp.newsfeeds.com...
> In article <vj6Gb.17053$Pg1.7624@newsread1.news.pas.earthlink .net>,
> "Terry Jeffrey" <twjeffrey@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > "Your honor, he deserved a killin" is a valid defense in TX.
>
> No, it's not.
>
>
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