Jeep Humor
03-17-2009, 09:32 PM
#11
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Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: saskatchwan
Posts: 11
Re: Jeep Humor
You might be a Jeep Nut if...
Your constantly asking your significantly other is there's anything lying around
the house that can be sold on eBay to buy the next item on your "Wish List".
Your child's big wheel can articulate.
Your lawn mower has a grill guard, tow hooks, fog lights, and can ramp 800 ft.
You skimp on groceries to save up for that lift, new tires, lockers, etc.
You buy real cheap tires for your car, so you can save $$$for the BFG's.
Your Christmas list begins with disconnects and ARB... (and your significant
other knows what these are).
More than one 4WD supply house recognizes your voice and greets you by
name when you call.
You get upset when people don't return the "Jeep Wave".
Your friends don't recognize you without muddy clothes and a tow strap in
your hand.
You get offended when people call a Geo Tracker a Jeep.
You get offended when people call your Jeep "cute".
Crawling around in the muck wrenching on your own Jeep is much more
appealing than reclining on the sofa, watching women's volleyball on TV with
a beer in your hand.
People know you by your "brokes"----"Oh, you're the one who broke a drive shaft
last weekend!"
You've ever tried to convince your significant other you needed that winch to do
work around the house.
You have enough spare parts to build another Jeep .
When you see a Jeep that's never been off-road and you think of animals at the
zoo.
Your reading material in your bathroom consists of Jeep catalogs, topographical
maps, and 400 Jeep magazines, none of which have centerfolds.
You know that getting from point A to point B involves being winched at least
once.
You save broken Jeep parts as " momento's".
You drive over curbs instead of backing up.
Your idea of a car wash is driving through a mud puddle.
Your constantly asking your significantly other is there's anything lying around
the house that can be sold on eBay to buy the next item on your "Wish List".
Your child's big wheel can articulate.
Your lawn mower has a grill guard, tow hooks, fog lights, and can ramp 800 ft.
You skimp on groceries to save up for that lift, new tires, lockers, etc.
You buy real cheap tires for your car, so you can save $$$for the BFG's.
Your Christmas list begins with disconnects and ARB... (and your significant
other knows what these are).
More than one 4WD supply house recognizes your voice and greets you by
name when you call.
You get upset when people don't return the "Jeep Wave".
Your friends don't recognize you without muddy clothes and a tow strap in
your hand.
You get offended when people call a Geo Tracker a Jeep.
You get offended when people call your Jeep "cute".
Crawling around in the muck wrenching on your own Jeep is much more
appealing than reclining on the sofa, watching women's volleyball on TV with
a beer in your hand.
People know you by your "brokes"----"Oh, you're the one who broke a drive shaft
last weekend!"
You've ever tried to convince your significant other you needed that winch to do
work around the house.
You have enough spare parts to build another Jeep .
When you see a Jeep that's never been off-road and you think of animals at the
zoo.
Your reading material in your bathroom consists of Jeep catalogs, topographical
maps, and 400 Jeep magazines, none of which have centerfolds.
You know that getting from point A to point B involves being winched at least
once.
You save broken Jeep parts as " momento's".
You drive over curbs instead of backing up.
Your idea of a car wash is driving through a mud puddle.
03-17-2009, 10:39 PM
#12
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Thread Starter
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Somewhere between NE and SW Alberta
Posts: 1,216
Re: Jeep Humor
"When you see a Jeep that's never been off-road and you think of animals at the
zoo."
How true
Whenever I get near the gf's 100% stock 98 ZJ I'm like "Honey it's suffering, let me help it!"
Dan
zoo."
How true
Whenever I get near the gf's 100% stock 98 ZJ I'm like "Honey it's suffering, let me help it!"
Dan
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