O.T. Humor- Biker Gang
01-19-2006, 08:18 AM
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O.T. Humor- Biker Gang
A man appears before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done
anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offers. "Once, on a trip to
the Black Hills, out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of
high-testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed
them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the
largest and most heavily tattooed biker. I smacked him on the head,
kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the
ground, and told him, 'Leave her alone now or you'll answer to me.'"
St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple of minutes ago."
anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offers. "Once, on a trip to
the Black Hills, out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of
high-testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed
them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the
largest and most heavily tattooed biker. I smacked him on the head,
kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the
ground, and told him, 'Leave her alone now or you'll answer to me.'"
St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple of minutes ago."
01-19-2006, 08:43 AM
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01-19-2006, 08:43 AM
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01-19-2006, 08:43 AM
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01-19-2006, 08:44 AM
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Re: O.T. Humor- Biker Gang
LOL!
That was a good one!
KJK
"FrankW" <fworm@norpak.ca> wrote in message
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:A man appears before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done
: anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.
:
: "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offers. "Once, on a trip to
: the Black Hills, out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of
: high-testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed
: them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the
: largest and most heavily tattooed biker. I smacked him on the head,
: kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the
: ground, and told him, 'Leave her alone now or you'll answer to me.'"
:
: St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
:
: "Just a couple of minutes ago."
:
That was a good one!
KJK
"FrankW" <fworm@norpak.ca> wrote in message
news:L6qdnQuP6Z3-DFLeRVn-jw@magma.ca...
:A man appears before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done
: anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.
:
: "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offers. "Once, on a trip to
: the Black Hills, out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of
: high-testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed
: them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the
: largest and most heavily tattooed biker. I smacked him on the head,
: kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the
: ground, and told him, 'Leave her alone now or you'll answer to me.'"
:
: St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
:
: "Just a couple of minutes ago."
:
01-19-2006, 08:44 AM
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Re: O.T. Humor- Biker Gang
LOL!
That was a good one!
KJK
"FrankW" <fworm@norpak.ca> wrote in message
news:L6qdnQuP6Z3-DFLeRVn-jw@magma.ca...
:A man appears before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done
: anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.
:
: "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offers. "Once, on a trip to
: the Black Hills, out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of
: high-testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed
: them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the
: largest and most heavily tattooed biker. I smacked him on the head,
: kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the
: ground, and told him, 'Leave her alone now or you'll answer to me.'"
:
: St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
:
: "Just a couple of minutes ago."
:
That was a good one!
KJK
"FrankW" <fworm@norpak.ca> wrote in message
news:L6qdnQuP6Z3-DFLeRVn-jw@magma.ca...
:A man appears before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done
: anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.
:
: "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offers. "Once, on a trip to
: the Black Hills, out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of
: high-testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed
: them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the
: largest and most heavily tattooed biker. I smacked him on the head,
: kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the
: ground, and told him, 'Leave her alone now or you'll answer to me.'"
:
: St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
:
: "Just a couple of minutes ago."
:
01-19-2006, 08:44 AM
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Re: O.T. Humor- Biker Gang
LOL!
That was a good one!
KJK
"FrankW" <fworm@norpak.ca> wrote in message
news:L6qdnQuP6Z3-DFLeRVn-jw@magma.ca...
:A man appears before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done
: anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.
:
: "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offers. "Once, on a trip to
: the Black Hills, out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of
: high-testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed
: them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the
: largest and most heavily tattooed biker. I smacked him on the head,
: kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the
: ground, and told him, 'Leave her alone now or you'll answer to me.'"
:
: St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
:
: "Just a couple of minutes ago."
:
That was a good one!
KJK
"FrankW" <fworm@norpak.ca> wrote in message
news:L6qdnQuP6Z3-DFLeRVn-jw@magma.ca...
:A man appears before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done
: anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.
:
: "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offers. "Once, on a trip to
: the Black Hills, out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of
: high-testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed
: them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the
: largest and most heavily tattooed biker. I smacked him on the head,
: kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the
: ground, and told him, 'Leave her alone now or you'll answer to me.'"
:
: St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
:
: "Just a couple of minutes ago."
:
01-19-2006, 09:07 AM
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Re: O.T. Humor- Biker Gang
Thank you for your support, Professor.
tw
__________________________________________________ ___________________
2003 TJ Rubicon * 2001 XJ Sport * 1971 Bill Stroppe Baja Bronco
"There is a very fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness'."
Pronunciation: 'jEp Function: noun Date: 1940
Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80" wheelbase, 1/4-ton
capacity and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in World War II.
__________________________________________________ ___________________
Professor wrote:
> LOL...
>
> Professor
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>
tw
__________________________________________________ ___________________
2003 TJ Rubicon * 2001 XJ Sport * 1971 Bill Stroppe Baja Bronco
"There is a very fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness'."
Pronunciation: 'jEp Function: noun Date: 1940
Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80" wheelbase, 1/4-ton
capacity and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in World War II.
__________________________________________________ ___________________
Professor wrote:
> LOL...
>
> Professor
> www.telstar-electronics.com
>
01-19-2006, 09:07 AM
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Re: O.T. Humor- Biker Gang
Thank you for your support, Professor.
tw
__________________________________________________ ___________________
2003 TJ Rubicon * 2001 XJ Sport * 1971 Bill Stroppe Baja Bronco
"There is a very fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness'."
Pronunciation: 'jEp Function: noun Date: 1940
Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80" wheelbase, 1/4-ton
capacity and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in World War II.
__________________________________________________ ___________________
Professor wrote:
> LOL...
>
> Professor
> www.telstar-electronics.com
>
tw
__________________________________________________ ___________________
2003 TJ Rubicon * 2001 XJ Sport * 1971 Bill Stroppe Baja Bronco
"There is a very fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness'."
Pronunciation: 'jEp Function: noun Date: 1940
Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80" wheelbase, 1/4-ton
capacity and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in World War II.
__________________________________________________ ___________________
Professor wrote:
> LOL...
>
> Professor
> www.telstar-electronics.com
>
01-19-2006, 09:07 AM
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Re: O.T. Humor- Biker Gang
Thank you for your support, Professor.
tw
__________________________________________________ ___________________
2003 TJ Rubicon * 2001 XJ Sport * 1971 Bill Stroppe Baja Bronco
"There is a very fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness'."
Pronunciation: 'jEp Function: noun Date: 1940
Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80" wheelbase, 1/4-ton
capacity and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in World War II.
__________________________________________________ ___________________
Professor wrote:
> LOL...
>
> Professor
> www.telstar-electronics.com
>
tw
__________________________________________________ ___________________
2003 TJ Rubicon * 2001 XJ Sport * 1971 Bill Stroppe Baja Bronco
"There is a very fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness'."
Pronunciation: 'jEp Function: noun Date: 1940
Etymology: from g. p. (G= 'Government' P= '80 inch wheelbase')
A small general-purpose motor vehicle with 80" wheelbase, 1/4-ton
capacity and four-wheel drive used by the U.S. army in World War II.
__________________________________________________ ___________________
Professor wrote:
> LOL...
>
> Professor
> www.telstar-electronics.com
>