X-mas at Paul's house.
12-24-2003, 01:36 PM
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X-mas at Paul's house.
Being that I know paul real well, and considering he is a cheap bastard, I'm
going to give the low down on christmas at pauls.
Used toys for the kid, probably from the wal-mart lay-away trash cart.
A bottle of perfume for the old lady. It was probably one of those sampler
bottles that they put on the counter at the local wal-mart. About 3/4 full.
Something pretty from the lingerie department. returned from a customer who
wore it once, on her 3rd anniversary tryst in the back of her suburban. He
scored a hell of a deal on this one, all he really has to do is wash it, and
he can get some soap from a neighbor.
A brand new alternator for the sentra from AutoZone. Should last about a
month or so. Probably pulled some shifty scam on the genius behind the
parts counter. And a set of curb feelers.
Another empty liquor bottle for the jeep. Used as a coolant overflow
bottle. I was actually impressed when I saw it.
Merry Christmas, you cheap bastard!
--
Matt
'03 TJ Sport
91 kawasaki 650sx
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going to give the low down on christmas at pauls.
Used toys for the kid, probably from the wal-mart lay-away trash cart.
A bottle of perfume for the old lady. It was probably one of those sampler
bottles that they put on the counter at the local wal-mart. About 3/4 full.
Something pretty from the lingerie department. returned from a customer who
wore it once, on her 3rd anniversary tryst in the back of her suburban. He
scored a hell of a deal on this one, all he really has to do is wash it, and
he can get some soap from a neighbor.
A brand new alternator for the sentra from AutoZone. Should last about a
month or so. Probably pulled some shifty scam on the genius behind the
parts counter. And a set of curb feelers.
Another empty liquor bottle for the jeep. Used as a coolant overflow
bottle. I was actually impressed when I saw it.
Merry Christmas, you cheap bastard!
--
Matt
'03 TJ Sport
91 kawasaki 650sx
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12-25-2003, 03:22 AM
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Re: X-mas at Paul's house.
Merry Christmas, Little Girl!
Actually, the lingerie was from your home. The Salvation Army. I cleaned
the Crabs from off in it first. I did haggle the guy at the second hand
store though. I just couldn't pay the $1.50 for a liquor jigger. It had a
scratch. Got'em down to quarter and handed him a smoke for the effort. I
even sent my resume to the corporate Auto Zone office. I figured that since
I'm such a cheap ***, I'd might as well demand the CEO position. As far the
empty Smirnoff Handle. Bet You wish you'd though of that before me! It's
still holding tight as the reservoir for the radiator overflow.
Merry Christmas Sweetheart!
Call ya tomorrow Brother!
--
Thanks Always !!!
Paul '75 CJ5 258
Vail, CO.
"DougW" <post.replies@invalid.address> wrote in message
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> Matt did incoherently babble:
>
> <drivelectomy>
>
>
> <PLONK>
>
> --
> DougW
>
>
Actually, the lingerie was from your home. The Salvation Army. I cleaned
the Crabs from off in it first. I did haggle the guy at the second hand
store though. I just couldn't pay the $1.50 for a liquor jigger. It had a
scratch. Got'em down to quarter and handed him a smoke for the effort. I
even sent my resume to the corporate Auto Zone office. I figured that since
I'm such a cheap ***, I'd might as well demand the CEO position. As far the
empty Smirnoff Handle. Bet You wish you'd though of that before me! It's
still holding tight as the reservoir for the radiator overflow.
Merry Christmas Sweetheart!
Call ya tomorrow Brother!
--
Thanks Always !!!
Paul '75 CJ5 258
Vail, CO.
"DougW" <post.replies@invalid.address> wrote in message
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> Matt did incoherently babble:
>
> <drivelectomy>
>
>
> <PLONK>
>
> --
> DougW
>
>
12-25-2003, 03:22 AM
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Re: X-mas at Paul's house.
Merry Christmas, Little Girl!
Actually, the lingerie was from your home. The Salvation Army. I cleaned
the Crabs from off in it first. I did haggle the guy at the second hand
store though. I just couldn't pay the $1.50 for a liquor jigger. It had a
scratch. Got'em down to quarter and handed him a smoke for the effort. I
even sent my resume to the corporate Auto Zone office. I figured that since
I'm such a cheap ***, I'd might as well demand the CEO position. As far the
empty Smirnoff Handle. Bet You wish you'd though of that before me! It's
still holding tight as the reservoir for the radiator overflow.
Merry Christmas Sweetheart!
Call ya tomorrow Brother!
--
Thanks Always !!!
Paul '75 CJ5 258
Vail, CO.
"DougW" <post.replies@invalid.address> wrote in message
news:ghmGb.21284$PK3.4050@okepread01...
> Matt did incoherently babble:
>
> <drivelectomy>
>
>
> <PLONK>
>
> --
> DougW
>
>
Actually, the lingerie was from your home. The Salvation Army. I cleaned
the Crabs from off in it first. I did haggle the guy at the second hand
store though. I just couldn't pay the $1.50 for a liquor jigger. It had a
scratch. Got'em down to quarter and handed him a smoke for the effort. I
even sent my resume to the corporate Auto Zone office. I figured that since
I'm such a cheap ***, I'd might as well demand the CEO position. As far the
empty Smirnoff Handle. Bet You wish you'd though of that before me! It's
still holding tight as the reservoir for the radiator overflow.
Merry Christmas Sweetheart!
Call ya tomorrow Brother!
--
Thanks Always !!!
Paul '75 CJ5 258
Vail, CO.
"DougW" <post.replies@invalid.address> wrote in message
news:ghmGb.21284$PK3.4050@okepread01...
> Matt did incoherently babble:
>
> <drivelectomy>
>
>
> <PLONK>
>
> --
> DougW
>
>
12-25-2003, 03:22 AM
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Re: X-mas at Paul's house.
Merry Christmas, Little Girl!
Actually, the lingerie was from your home. The Salvation Army. I cleaned
the Crabs from off in it first. I did haggle the guy at the second hand
store though. I just couldn't pay the $1.50 for a liquor jigger. It had a
scratch. Got'em down to quarter and handed him a smoke for the effort. I
even sent my resume to the corporate Auto Zone office. I figured that since
I'm such a cheap ***, I'd might as well demand the CEO position. As far the
empty Smirnoff Handle. Bet You wish you'd though of that before me! It's
still holding tight as the reservoir for the radiator overflow.
Merry Christmas Sweetheart!
Call ya tomorrow Brother!
--
Thanks Always !!!
Paul '75 CJ5 258
Vail, CO.
"DougW" <post.replies@invalid.address> wrote in message
news:ghmGb.21284$PK3.4050@okepread01...
> Matt did incoherently babble:
>
> <drivelectomy>
>
>
> <PLONK>
>
> --
> DougW
>
>
Actually, the lingerie was from your home. The Salvation Army. I cleaned
the Crabs from off in it first. I did haggle the guy at the second hand
store though. I just couldn't pay the $1.50 for a liquor jigger. It had a
scratch. Got'em down to quarter and handed him a smoke for the effort. I
even sent my resume to the corporate Auto Zone office. I figured that since
I'm such a cheap ***, I'd might as well demand the CEO position. As far the
empty Smirnoff Handle. Bet You wish you'd though of that before me! It's
still holding tight as the reservoir for the radiator overflow.
Merry Christmas Sweetheart!
Call ya tomorrow Brother!
--
Thanks Always !!!
Paul '75 CJ5 258
Vail, CO.
"DougW" <post.replies@invalid.address> wrote in message
news:ghmGb.21284$PK3.4050@okepread01...
> Matt did incoherently babble:
>
> <drivelectomy>
>
>
> <PLONK>
>
> --
> DougW
>
>
12-25-2003, 10:47 PM
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Re: X-mas at Paul's house.
Christmas at Pauls was just as I called it. The same year after year.
As for myself. I did find a buddy to leach dinner off of. Ham, Turkey, all
the sides. Being the boozehound I am, I did score my X-mas case of Miller
Lite on X-mas eve, being no booze in Michigan on Christmas. Dinner at 4pm,
Beer and cards until 9pm, drop off some toys for some of my buddy's kids,
then back home for a few more beers, then bed. Of course, all of the
courtesy calls to family, since I paid zero visits this year. TOO BUSY.
I'll do my visiting next week.
Oh, before bed, I do have to comb out those damn crabs. At least I saved
the comb from the last box of Rit that I bought. those little bastard crabs
stand no chance tonight. hell, i might even wash the sheets while I'm at
it.
At least it snowed today. I got to put the Jeep in 4wd, and tear *** all
over the place. good time. just waiting for the real big snow.
Merry Christmas, You Cheap Bastard.
--
Matt
'03 TJ Sport
91 kawasaki 650sx
"Paul Brogren" <pibrogren@msn.com> wrote in message
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> Merry Christmas, Little Girl!
>
> Actually, the lingerie was from your home. The Salvation Army. I cleaned
> the Crabs from off in it first. I did haggle the guy at the second hand
> store though. I just couldn't pay the $1.50 for a liquor jigger. It had
a
> scratch. Got'em down to quarter and handed him a smoke for the effort. I
> even sent my resume to the corporate Auto Zone office. I figured that
since
> I'm such a cheap ***, I'd might as well demand the CEO position. As far
the
> empty Smirnoff Handle. Bet You wish you'd though of that before me! It's
> still holding tight as the reservoir for the radiator overflow.
>
> Merry Christmas Sweetheart!
> Call ya tomorrow Brother!
>
> --
> Thanks Always !!!
> Paul '75 CJ5 258
> Vail, CO.
> "DougW" <post.replies@invalid.address> wrote in message
> news:ghmGb.21284$PK3.4050@okepread01...
> > Matt did incoherently babble:
> >
> > <drivelectomy>
> >
> >
> > <PLONK>
> >
> > --
> > DougW
> >
> >
>
>
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As for myself. I did find a buddy to leach dinner off of. Ham, Turkey, all
the sides. Being the boozehound I am, I did score my X-mas case of Miller
Lite on X-mas eve, being no booze in Michigan on Christmas. Dinner at 4pm,
Beer and cards until 9pm, drop off some toys for some of my buddy's kids,
then back home for a few more beers, then bed. Of course, all of the
courtesy calls to family, since I paid zero visits this year. TOO BUSY.
I'll do my visiting next week.
Oh, before bed, I do have to comb out those damn crabs. At least I saved
the comb from the last box of Rit that I bought. those little bastard crabs
stand no chance tonight. hell, i might even wash the sheets while I'm at
it.
At least it snowed today. I got to put the Jeep in 4wd, and tear *** all
over the place. good time. just waiting for the real big snow.
Merry Christmas, You Cheap Bastard.
--
Matt
'03 TJ Sport
91 kawasaki 650sx
"Paul Brogren" <pibrogren@msn.com> wrote in message
news:bse6il$bs34u$1@ID-190695.news.uni-berlin.de...
> Merry Christmas, Little Girl!
>
> Actually, the lingerie was from your home. The Salvation Army. I cleaned
> the Crabs from off in it first. I did haggle the guy at the second hand
> store though. I just couldn't pay the $1.50 for a liquor jigger. It had
a
> scratch. Got'em down to quarter and handed him a smoke for the effort. I
> even sent my resume to the corporate Auto Zone office. I figured that
since
> I'm such a cheap ***, I'd might as well demand the CEO position. As far
the
> empty Smirnoff Handle. Bet You wish you'd though of that before me! It's
> still holding tight as the reservoir for the radiator overflow.
>
> Merry Christmas Sweetheart!
> Call ya tomorrow Brother!
>
> --
> Thanks Always !!!
> Paul '75 CJ5 258
> Vail, CO.
> "DougW" <post.replies@invalid.address> wrote in message
> news:ghmGb.21284$PK3.4050@okepread01...
> > Matt did incoherently babble:
> >
> > <drivelectomy>
> >
> >
> > <PLONK>
> >
> > --
> > DougW
> >
> >
>
>
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12-25-2003, 10:47 PM
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Re: X-mas at Paul's house.
Christmas at Pauls was just as I called it. The same year after year.
As for myself. I did find a buddy to leach dinner off of. Ham, Turkey, all
the sides. Being the boozehound I am, I did score my X-mas case of Miller
Lite on X-mas eve, being no booze in Michigan on Christmas. Dinner at 4pm,
Beer and cards until 9pm, drop off some toys for some of my buddy's kids,
then back home for a few more beers, then bed. Of course, all of the
courtesy calls to family, since I paid zero visits this year. TOO BUSY.
I'll do my visiting next week.
Oh, before bed, I do have to comb out those damn crabs. At least I saved
the comb from the last box of Rit that I bought. those little bastard crabs
stand no chance tonight. hell, i might even wash the sheets while I'm at
it.
At least it snowed today. I got to put the Jeep in 4wd, and tear *** all
over the place. good time. just waiting for the real big snow.
Merry Christmas, You Cheap Bastard.
--
Matt
'03 TJ Sport
91 kawasaki 650sx
"Paul Brogren" <pibrogren@msn.com> wrote in message
news:bse6il$bs34u$1@ID-190695.news.uni-berlin.de...
> Merry Christmas, Little Girl!
>
> Actually, the lingerie was from your home. The Salvation Army. I cleaned
> the Crabs from off in it first. I did haggle the guy at the second hand
> store though. I just couldn't pay the $1.50 for a liquor jigger. It had
a
> scratch. Got'em down to quarter and handed him a smoke for the effort. I
> even sent my resume to the corporate Auto Zone office. I figured that
since
> I'm such a cheap ***, I'd might as well demand the CEO position. As far
the
> empty Smirnoff Handle. Bet You wish you'd though of that before me! It's
> still holding tight as the reservoir for the radiator overflow.
>
> Merry Christmas Sweetheart!
> Call ya tomorrow Brother!
>
> --
> Thanks Always !!!
> Paul '75 CJ5 258
> Vail, CO.
> "DougW" <post.replies@invalid.address> wrote in message
> news:ghmGb.21284$PK3.4050@okepread01...
> > Matt did incoherently babble:
> >
> > <drivelectomy>
> >
> >
> > <PLONK>
> >
> > --
> > DougW
> >
> >
>
>
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As for myself. I did find a buddy to leach dinner off of. Ham, Turkey, all
the sides. Being the boozehound I am, I did score my X-mas case of Miller
Lite on X-mas eve, being no booze in Michigan on Christmas. Dinner at 4pm,
Beer and cards until 9pm, drop off some toys for some of my buddy's kids,
then back home for a few more beers, then bed. Of course, all of the
courtesy calls to family, since I paid zero visits this year. TOO BUSY.
I'll do my visiting next week.
Oh, before bed, I do have to comb out those damn crabs. At least I saved
the comb from the last box of Rit that I bought. those little bastard crabs
stand no chance tonight. hell, i might even wash the sheets while I'm at
it.
At least it snowed today. I got to put the Jeep in 4wd, and tear *** all
over the place. good time. just waiting for the real big snow.
Merry Christmas, You Cheap Bastard.
--
Matt
'03 TJ Sport
91 kawasaki 650sx
"Paul Brogren" <pibrogren@msn.com> wrote in message
news:bse6il$bs34u$1@ID-190695.news.uni-berlin.de...
> Merry Christmas, Little Girl!
>
> Actually, the lingerie was from your home. The Salvation Army. I cleaned
> the Crabs from off in it first. I did haggle the guy at the second hand
> store though. I just couldn't pay the $1.50 for a liquor jigger. It had
a
> scratch. Got'em down to quarter and handed him a smoke for the effort. I
> even sent my resume to the corporate Auto Zone office. I figured that
since
> I'm such a cheap ***, I'd might as well demand the CEO position. As far
the
> empty Smirnoff Handle. Bet You wish you'd though of that before me! It's
> still holding tight as the reservoir for the radiator overflow.
>
> Merry Christmas Sweetheart!
> Call ya tomorrow Brother!
>
> --
> Thanks Always !!!
> Paul '75 CJ5 258
> Vail, CO.
> "DougW" <post.replies@invalid.address> wrote in message
> news:ghmGb.21284$PK3.4050@okepread01...
> > Matt did incoherently babble:
> >
> > <drivelectomy>
> >
> >
> > <PLONK>
> >
> > --
> > DougW
> >
> >
>
>
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12-25-2003, 10:47 PM
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Re: X-mas at Paul's house.
Christmas at Pauls was just as I called it. The same year after year.
As for myself. I did find a buddy to leach dinner off of. Ham, Turkey, all
the sides. Being the boozehound I am, I did score my X-mas case of Miller
Lite on X-mas eve, being no booze in Michigan on Christmas. Dinner at 4pm,
Beer and cards until 9pm, drop off some toys for some of my buddy's kids,
then back home for a few more beers, then bed. Of course, all of the
courtesy calls to family, since I paid zero visits this year. TOO BUSY.
I'll do my visiting next week.
Oh, before bed, I do have to comb out those damn crabs. At least I saved
the comb from the last box of Rit that I bought. those little bastard crabs
stand no chance tonight. hell, i might even wash the sheets while I'm at
it.
At least it snowed today. I got to put the Jeep in 4wd, and tear *** all
over the place. good time. just waiting for the real big snow.
Merry Christmas, You Cheap Bastard.
--
Matt
'03 TJ Sport
91 kawasaki 650sx
"Paul Brogren" <pibrogren@msn.com> wrote in message
news:bse6il$bs34u$1@ID-190695.news.uni-berlin.de...
> Merry Christmas, Little Girl!
>
> Actually, the lingerie was from your home. The Salvation Army. I cleaned
> the Crabs from off in it first. I did haggle the guy at the second hand
> store though. I just couldn't pay the $1.50 for a liquor jigger. It had
a
> scratch. Got'em down to quarter and handed him a smoke for the effort. I
> even sent my resume to the corporate Auto Zone office. I figured that
since
> I'm such a cheap ***, I'd might as well demand the CEO position. As far
the
> empty Smirnoff Handle. Bet You wish you'd though of that before me! It's
> still holding tight as the reservoir for the radiator overflow.
>
> Merry Christmas Sweetheart!
> Call ya tomorrow Brother!
>
> --
> Thanks Always !!!
> Paul '75 CJ5 258
> Vail, CO.
> "DougW" <post.replies@invalid.address> wrote in message
> news:ghmGb.21284$PK3.4050@okepread01...
> > Matt did incoherently babble:
> >
> > <drivelectomy>
> >
> >
> > <PLONK>
> >
> > --
> > DougW
> >
> >
>
>
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As for myself. I did find a buddy to leach dinner off of. Ham, Turkey, all
the sides. Being the boozehound I am, I did score my X-mas case of Miller
Lite on X-mas eve, being no booze in Michigan on Christmas. Dinner at 4pm,
Beer and cards until 9pm, drop off some toys for some of my buddy's kids,
then back home for a few more beers, then bed. Of course, all of the
courtesy calls to family, since I paid zero visits this year. TOO BUSY.
I'll do my visiting next week.
Oh, before bed, I do have to comb out those damn crabs. At least I saved
the comb from the last box of Rit that I bought. those little bastard crabs
stand no chance tonight. hell, i might even wash the sheets while I'm at
it.
At least it snowed today. I got to put the Jeep in 4wd, and tear *** all
over the place. good time. just waiting for the real big snow.
Merry Christmas, You Cheap Bastard.
--
Matt
'03 TJ Sport
91 kawasaki 650sx
"Paul Brogren" <pibrogren@msn.com> wrote in message
news:bse6il$bs34u$1@ID-190695.news.uni-berlin.de...
> Merry Christmas, Little Girl!
>
> Actually, the lingerie was from your home. The Salvation Army. I cleaned
> the Crabs from off in it first. I did haggle the guy at the second hand
> store though. I just couldn't pay the $1.50 for a liquor jigger. It had
a
> scratch. Got'em down to quarter and handed him a smoke for the effort. I
> even sent my resume to the corporate Auto Zone office. I figured that
since
> I'm such a cheap ***, I'd might as well demand the CEO position. As far
the
> empty Smirnoff Handle. Bet You wish you'd though of that before me! It's
> still holding tight as the reservoir for the radiator overflow.
>
> Merry Christmas Sweetheart!
> Call ya tomorrow Brother!
>
> --
> Thanks Always !!!
> Paul '75 CJ5 258
> Vail, CO.
> "DougW" <post.replies@invalid.address> wrote in message
> news:ghmGb.21284$PK3.4050@okepread01...
> > Matt did incoherently babble:
> >
> > <drivelectomy>
> >
> >
> > <PLONK>
> >
> > --
> > DougW
> >
> >
>
>
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