WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2007
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WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2007
<music>
"20th Century Fox Fanfare"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z54ynmUPZ5c
</music>
The time has come to announce the winners of the October 2007 Usenet
Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!
<music>drumroll</music>
KOOK OF THE MONTH
The winner is...ZANTHIUS AKA DR. DRUGGIE!
10 votes Zanthius AKA Dr. Druggie
06 votes Ernie Primeau
01 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, InZany! Your insistence that you're an alien and that
you're looking forward to the extinction of humanity were wonderful
qualifications for this award. Getting in a fight with Alexa, one of the
few people who might actually believe you, didn't hurt your chances either.
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
The winner is...CHIEF THRACIAN!
11 votes Chief Thracian
03 votes Petey of alt.folklore.ghost-stories
02 votes The poster last in PDX in 2003
00 votes None of the above
Congratulations, Chief! Your whining about trolls to AUK, then threatening
to netcop the people who were trying to give you a clue made you a runaway
winner.
COWARD OF THE MONTH
The winner is...BILL ------!
15 votes Bill ------
05 votes Raymond Karczewski
01 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, Bizarro! For the second time in three months your threats
of inflicting real-life harm on your online opponents for words on a screen
have earned you this award. Good thing for those who wish to recognize
other deserving individuals that you can only win this award once more
between now and next August.
JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ---- PINEAPPLE AWARD
The winner is...BILL ------!
15 votes Bill ------
06 votes Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
01 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations again, Bizarro! There is a reason why the "Bill ------
'Golden Goat ******** of Nonsense'" was the runner-up for an award
recognizing "a pattern of stupidity, idiocy, moronism, silliness, cretinism
and general kookery" and this month you displayed that reason in spades!
PALMJOB PADDLE
The winner is...JIM RILEY!
12 votes Jim Riley
10 votes Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
00 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, Jim! Not only were your efforts to suck up to the Big-8
Management Board mocked by the B8MBies' critics, they were rebuffed by the
Board itself. So, are you going to bend over again in front of news.groups
this month and say, "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"
TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
The winner is...MICHAEL "HOWDY/TRUMPET OF THE LORD" SCHMIDT!
10 votes Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
07 votes Babaloonie posting as nuke lalouche addington
01 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, Howdy! This has been an epic exercise in attention
seeking for you this month, beginning with your meltdown over the deletion
of your vanity Wikipedia article (it wasn't any of your USENET enemies; it
was the Wikipedia editing team, who think you're just not notable enough),
continuing through your k'lame that one of your accounts was hacked (it
wasn't; someone merely spoofed your address), and climaxing with your
advertising a vintage horn in the face of massive mocking. With all that,
it's no surprise that you defeated a mission poster who has been melting
down on AUK nonstop for the past two years.
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
The winner is...ZANTHIUS AKA DR. DRUGGIE!
18 votes YES
00 votes NO
Congratulations again, InZany! While your heterodox ideas about the
cosmic redshift were what earned you the nomination for this award, your
other scientific eccentricities certainly helped make you a unanimous
winner.
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
The winner is...BILL ------!
21 votes YES
00 votes NO
Congratulations a final time, Bizarro! Your crusade to have Databasix
suffer a USENET Death Penalty certainly /looked/ like it was a rousing
success--for one day. Too bad it was merely Gary moving over to a new
server.
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
The winner is...TIM "THREE ------- WEEKS" THORNE!
17 votes Tim "Three ------- Weeks" Thorne
05 votes Bill ------
00 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, Dimmy! Posting a poll to determine that you pwned Aratzio
in a lame war was a real effective tactic. Rilly.
TAR AND FEATHERS
The winner is...THE BIG-8 MANAGEMENT BOARD!
20 votes YES
03 votes NO
Congratulations, B8MBies! Your attempts at "obvious group creation" didn't
work so well, especially since there was an active alt.* group who didn't
think think they needed your help. So, are any of you going to play World
of Warcraft on a Player vs. Player server any time soon?
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
The winner is...THE BIG-8 MANAGEMENT BOARD!
16 votes Big-8 Management Board
06 votes Saucerheads of alt.astronomy
Congratulations a second time, B8MBies! Your shared delusions of power and
importance, in addition to your imperviousness to legitimate criticism,
have catapulted you back into this office over its longtime repeat tenants,
the Saucerheads. I'd wish you a long term in office, but you might take
that to mean something else entirely.
This concludes the announcement of the winners of the October 2007
Usenet Kook Awards. Twenty-seven people submitted twenty-seven ballots.
One of these was a flame submission from a disenfranchised notorious
net.kook. Fluffy appreciated the new filler in his litter box.
Consequently, twenty-six ballots were deemed valid and counted.
See you all next month, when Christmas shopping should be in full swing all
over the English-speaking world. Until then, enjoy and all hail Ming, Bob,
and Fluffy!
And now, a special recessional in honor of this month's big w(h)inner--Bill
------, who /still/ thinks he's Superman, when in reality he's merely
Bizarro.
<music>
"Adventures of Superman Season One Opening Credits"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=p0B1ufyXOds
</music>
--
The Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of AUK
http://www.caballista.org/auk/index.html
"20th Century Fox Fanfare"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z54ynmUPZ5c
</music>
The time has come to announce the winners of the October 2007 Usenet
Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!
<music>drumroll</music>
KOOK OF THE MONTH
The winner is...ZANTHIUS AKA DR. DRUGGIE!
10 votes Zanthius AKA Dr. Druggie
06 votes Ernie Primeau
01 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, InZany! Your insistence that you're an alien and that
you're looking forward to the extinction of humanity were wonderful
qualifications for this award. Getting in a fight with Alexa, one of the
few people who might actually believe you, didn't hurt your chances either.
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
The winner is...CHIEF THRACIAN!
11 votes Chief Thracian
03 votes Petey of alt.folklore.ghost-stories
02 votes The poster last in PDX in 2003
00 votes None of the above
Congratulations, Chief! Your whining about trolls to AUK, then threatening
to netcop the people who were trying to give you a clue made you a runaway
winner.
COWARD OF THE MONTH
The winner is...BILL ------!
15 votes Bill ------
05 votes Raymond Karczewski
01 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, Bizarro! For the second time in three months your threats
of inflicting real-life harm on your online opponents for words on a screen
have earned you this award. Good thing for those who wish to recognize
other deserving individuals that you can only win this award once more
between now and next August.
JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ---- PINEAPPLE AWARD
The winner is...BILL ------!
15 votes Bill ------
06 votes Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
01 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations again, Bizarro! There is a reason why the "Bill ------
'Golden Goat ******** of Nonsense'" was the runner-up for an award
recognizing "a pattern of stupidity, idiocy, moronism, silliness, cretinism
and general kookery" and this month you displayed that reason in spades!
PALMJOB PADDLE
The winner is...JIM RILEY!
12 votes Jim Riley
10 votes Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
00 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, Jim! Not only were your efforts to suck up to the Big-8
Management Board mocked by the B8MBies' critics, they were rebuffed by the
Board itself. So, are you going to bend over again in front of news.groups
this month and say, "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"
TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
The winner is...MICHAEL "HOWDY/TRUMPET OF THE LORD" SCHMIDT!
10 votes Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
07 votes Babaloonie posting as nuke lalouche addington
01 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, Howdy! This has been an epic exercise in attention
seeking for you this month, beginning with your meltdown over the deletion
of your vanity Wikipedia article (it wasn't any of your USENET enemies; it
was the Wikipedia editing team, who think you're just not notable enough),
continuing through your k'lame that one of your accounts was hacked (it
wasn't; someone merely spoofed your address), and climaxing with your
advertising a vintage horn in the face of massive mocking. With all that,
it's no surprise that you defeated a mission poster who has been melting
down on AUK nonstop for the past two years.
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
The winner is...ZANTHIUS AKA DR. DRUGGIE!
18 votes YES
00 votes NO
Congratulations again, InZany! While your heterodox ideas about the
cosmic redshift were what earned you the nomination for this award, your
other scientific eccentricities certainly helped make you a unanimous
winner.
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
The winner is...BILL ------!
21 votes YES
00 votes NO
Congratulations a final time, Bizarro! Your crusade to have Databasix
suffer a USENET Death Penalty certainly /looked/ like it was a rousing
success--for one day. Too bad it was merely Gary moving over to a new
server.
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
The winner is...TIM "THREE ------- WEEKS" THORNE!
17 votes Tim "Three ------- Weeks" Thorne
05 votes Bill ------
00 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, Dimmy! Posting a poll to determine that you pwned Aratzio
in a lame war was a real effective tactic. Rilly.
TAR AND FEATHERS
The winner is...THE BIG-8 MANAGEMENT BOARD!
20 votes YES
03 votes NO
Congratulations, B8MBies! Your attempts at "obvious group creation" didn't
work so well, especially since there was an active alt.* group who didn't
think think they needed your help. So, are any of you going to play World
of Warcraft on a Player vs. Player server any time soon?
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
The winner is...THE BIG-8 MANAGEMENT BOARD!
16 votes Big-8 Management Board
06 votes Saucerheads of alt.astronomy
Congratulations a second time, B8MBies! Your shared delusions of power and
importance, in addition to your imperviousness to legitimate criticism,
have catapulted you back into this office over its longtime repeat tenants,
the Saucerheads. I'd wish you a long term in office, but you might take
that to mean something else entirely.
This concludes the announcement of the winners of the October 2007
Usenet Kook Awards. Twenty-seven people submitted twenty-seven ballots.
One of these was a flame submission from a disenfranchised notorious
net.kook. Fluffy appreciated the new filler in his litter box.
Consequently, twenty-six ballots were deemed valid and counted.
See you all next month, when Christmas shopping should be in full swing all
over the English-speaking world. Until then, enjoy and all hail Ming, Bob,
and Fluffy!
And now, a special recessional in honor of this month's big w(h)inner--Bill
------, who /still/ thinks he's Superman, when in reality he's merely
Bizarro.
<music>
"Adventures of Superman Season One Opening Credits"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=p0B1ufyXOds
</music>
--
The Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of AUK
http://www.caballista.org/auk/index.html
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Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2007
"Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler"
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> See you all next month, when Christmas shopping
should be in full swing and I hunt for that
special dress to bring out my feminine self!
Hi Miss Pinky!
How's that new Koochie workin out for ya?
What's the deal with the "Black Power" sign?
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Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2007
"Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler"
<wrangler@caballista.org> wrote in message
> See you all next month, when Christmas shopping
should be in full swing and I hunt for that
special dress to bring out my feminine self!
Hi Miss Pinky!
How's that new Koochie workin out for ya?
What's the deal with the "Black Power" sign?
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=652657df05
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Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2007
On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 04:33:50 +0000 (UTC), in alt.usenet.kooks,
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@caballista.org> wrote:
><music>
>"20th Century Fox Fanfare"
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z54ynmUPZ5c
></music>
>
>The time has come to announce the winners of the October 2007 Usenet
>Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!
>
><music>drumroll</music>
>
>KOOK OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is...ZANTHIUS AKA DR. DRUGGIE!
>
> 10 votes Zanthius AKA Dr. Druggie
> 06 votes Ernie Primeau
> 01 votes Neither of the above
>
>Congratulations, InZany! Your insistence that you're an alien and that
>you're looking forward to the extinction of humanity were wonderful
>qualifications for this award. Getting in a fight with Alexa, one of the
>few people who might actually believe you, didn't hurt your chances either.
I am sure inZany's response with be to drop another tab of acid and
"Rant On!".
>CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is...CHIEF THRACIAN!
>
> 11 votes Chief Thracian
> 03 votes Petey of alt.folklore.ghost-stories
> 02 votes The poster last in PDX in 2003
> 00 votes None of the above
>
>Congratulations, Chief! Your whining about trolls to AUK, then threatening
>to netcop the people who were trying to give you a clue made you a runaway
>winner.
>
>COWARD OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is...BILL ------!
>
> 15 votes Bill ------
> 05 votes Raymond Karczewski
> 01 votes Neither of the above
>
>Congratulations, Bizarro! For the second time in three months your threats
>of inflicting real-life harm on your online opponents for words on a screen
>have earned you this award. Good thing for those who wish to recognize
>other deserving individuals that you can only win this award once more
>between now and next August.
It will be almost a sure thing bet that Billy LlewdEllen Huges the
turd will be nominated and win this before the end of next August.
>JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ---- PINEAPPLE AWARD
>
> The winner is...BILL ------!
>
> 15 votes Bill ------
> 06 votes Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
> 01 votes Neither of the above
>
>Congratulations again, Bizarro! There is a reason why the "Bill ------
>'Golden Goat ******** of Nonsense'" was the runner-up for an award
>recognizing "a pattern of stupidity, idiocy, moronism, silliness, cretinism
>and general kookery" and this month you displayed that reason in spades!
Two awards... Billy is racking them up! (the only rack Billy will
have is his Awards.)
>PALMJOB PADDLE
>
> The winner is...JIM RILEY!
>
> 12 votes Jim Riley
> 10 votes Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
> 00 votes Neither of the above
>
>Congratulations, Jim! Not only were your efforts to suck up to the Big-8
>Management Board mocked by the B8MBies' critics, they were rebuffed by the
>Board itself. So, are you going to bend over again in front of news.groups
>this month and say, "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"
What a kook!
>TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
>
> The winner is...MICHAEL "HOWDY/TRUMPET OF THE LORD" SCHMIDT!
>
> 10 votes Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
> 07 votes Babaloonie posting as nuke lalouche addington
> 01 votes Neither of the above
>
>Congratulations, Howdy! This has been an epic exercise in attention
>seeking for you this month, beginning with your meltdown over the deletion
>of your vanity Wikipedia article (it wasn't any of your USENET enemies; it
>was the Wikipedia editing team, who think you're just not notable enough),
>continuing through your k'lame that one of your accounts was hacked (it
>wasn't; someone merely spoofed your address), and climaxing with your
>advertising a vintage horn in the face of massive mocking. With all that,
>it's no surprise that you defeated a mission poster who has been melting
>down on AUK nonstop for the past two years.
>
>VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
>
> The winner is...ZANTHIUS AKA DR. DRUGGIE!
>
> 18 votes YES
> 00 votes NO
>
>Congratulations again, InZany! While your heterodox ideas about the
>cosmic redshift were what earned you the nomination for this award, your
>other scientific eccentricities certainly helped make you a unanimous
>winner.
Trying to disprove the big bang... and this is two for inZany and
Two for Bizarro Billy...
>GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
>
> The winner is...BILL ------!
>
> 21 votes YES
> 00 votes NO
>
>Congratulations a final time, Bizarro! Your crusade to have Databasix
>suffer a USENET Death Penalty certainly /looked/ like it was a rousing
>success--for one day. Too bad it was merely Gary moving over to a new
>server.
3:2 with Bizarro in the lead, followed by inZany and Back in the pack
is Jim-boy Riley, and "Howdy" the Blower
>SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
>
> The winner is...TIM "THREE ------- WEEKS" THORNE!
>
> 17 votes Tim "Three ------- Weeks" Thorne
> 05 votes Bill ------
> 00 votes Neither of the above
>
>Congratulations, Dimmy! Posting a poll to determine that you pwned Aratzio
>in a lame war was a real effective tactic. Rilly.
Another Kook Joins the pack...
>TAR AND FEATHERS
>
> The winner is...THE BIG-8 MANAGEMENT BOARD!
>
> 20 votes YES
> 03 votes NO
>
>Congratulations, B8MBies! Your attempts at "obvious group creation" didn't
>work so well, especially since there was an active alt.* group who didn't
>think think they needed your help. So, are any of you going to play World
>of Warcraft on a Player vs. Player server any time soon?
Confusion takes place a group entry, a beast with many arms, legs,
and mouth, and no common sense joins the races... it isn't going
anywhere, fast.
>MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
>
> The winner is...THE BIG-8 MANAGEMENT BOARD!
>
> 16 votes Big-8 Management Board
> 06 votes Saucerheads of alt.astronomy
>
>Congratulations a second time, B8MBies! Your shared delusions of power and
>importance, in addition to your imperviousness to legitimate criticism,
>have catapulted you back into this office over its longtime repeat tenants,
>the Saucerheads. I'd wish you a long term in office, but you might take
>that to mean something else entirely.
Amazing... down to the wire, the Multi-limb Beast pulls mindlessly
ahead of the pack, leaving Jim-boy, in a daze, marching arm-in-arm
with a Kook blowing his own horn, 1st across the wire is inZany
followed by Llewdellen Huges running neck and neck with the mindless
beast called B*MBie...
>This concludes the announcement of the winners of the October 2007
>Usenet Kook Awards. Twenty-seven people submitted twenty-seven ballots.
>One of these was a flame submission from a disenfranchised notorious
>net.kook. Fluffy appreciated the new filler in his litter box.
>Consequently, twenty-six ballots were deemed valid and counted.
>
>See you all next month, when Christmas shopping should be in full swing all
>over the English-speaking world. Until then, enjoy and all hail Ming, Bob,
>and Fluffy!
>
>And now, a special recessional in honor of this month's big w(h)inner--Bill
>------, who /still/ thinks he's Superman, when in reality he's merely
>Bizarro.
>
><music>
>"Adventures of Superman Season One Opening Credits"
>http://youtube.com/watch?v=p0B1ufyXOds
></music>
Classic... Anyone got a clip from the Superman Cartoon with Bizarro?
--
Bob Officer
COOSN-266-06-01986
Hammer of Thor, Sept 2005
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@caballista.org> wrote:
><music>
>"20th Century Fox Fanfare"
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z54ynmUPZ5c
></music>
>
>The time has come to announce the winners of the October 2007 Usenet
>Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!
>
><music>drumroll</music>
>
>KOOK OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is...ZANTHIUS AKA DR. DRUGGIE!
>
> 10 votes Zanthius AKA Dr. Druggie
> 06 votes Ernie Primeau
> 01 votes Neither of the above
>
>Congratulations, InZany! Your insistence that you're an alien and that
>you're looking forward to the extinction of humanity were wonderful
>qualifications for this award. Getting in a fight with Alexa, one of the
>few people who might actually believe you, didn't hurt your chances either.
I am sure inZany's response with be to drop another tab of acid and
"Rant On!".
>CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is...CHIEF THRACIAN!
>
> 11 votes Chief Thracian
> 03 votes Petey of alt.folklore.ghost-stories
> 02 votes The poster last in PDX in 2003
> 00 votes None of the above
>
>Congratulations, Chief! Your whining about trolls to AUK, then threatening
>to netcop the people who were trying to give you a clue made you a runaway
>winner.
>
>COWARD OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is...BILL ------!
>
> 15 votes Bill ------
> 05 votes Raymond Karczewski
> 01 votes Neither of the above
>
>Congratulations, Bizarro! For the second time in three months your threats
>of inflicting real-life harm on your online opponents for words on a screen
>have earned you this award. Good thing for those who wish to recognize
>other deserving individuals that you can only win this award once more
>between now and next August.
It will be almost a sure thing bet that Billy LlewdEllen Huges the
turd will be nominated and win this before the end of next August.
>JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ---- PINEAPPLE AWARD
>
> The winner is...BILL ------!
>
> 15 votes Bill ------
> 06 votes Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
> 01 votes Neither of the above
>
>Congratulations again, Bizarro! There is a reason why the "Bill ------
>'Golden Goat ******** of Nonsense'" was the runner-up for an award
>recognizing "a pattern of stupidity, idiocy, moronism, silliness, cretinism
>and general kookery" and this month you displayed that reason in spades!
Two awards... Billy is racking them up! (the only rack Billy will
have is his Awards.)
>PALMJOB PADDLE
>
> The winner is...JIM RILEY!
>
> 12 votes Jim Riley
> 10 votes Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
> 00 votes Neither of the above
>
>Congratulations, Jim! Not only were your efforts to suck up to the Big-8
>Management Board mocked by the B8MBies' critics, they were rebuffed by the
>Board itself. So, are you going to bend over again in front of news.groups
>this month and say, "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"
What a kook!
>TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
>
> The winner is...MICHAEL "HOWDY/TRUMPET OF THE LORD" SCHMIDT!
>
> 10 votes Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
> 07 votes Babaloonie posting as nuke lalouche addington
> 01 votes Neither of the above
>
>Congratulations, Howdy! This has been an epic exercise in attention
>seeking for you this month, beginning with your meltdown over the deletion
>of your vanity Wikipedia article (it wasn't any of your USENET enemies; it
>was the Wikipedia editing team, who think you're just not notable enough),
>continuing through your k'lame that one of your accounts was hacked (it
>wasn't; someone merely spoofed your address), and climaxing with your
>advertising a vintage horn in the face of massive mocking. With all that,
>it's no surprise that you defeated a mission poster who has been melting
>down on AUK nonstop for the past two years.
>
>VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
>
> The winner is...ZANTHIUS AKA DR. DRUGGIE!
>
> 18 votes YES
> 00 votes NO
>
>Congratulations again, InZany! While your heterodox ideas about the
>cosmic redshift were what earned you the nomination for this award, your
>other scientific eccentricities certainly helped make you a unanimous
>winner.
Trying to disprove the big bang... and this is two for inZany and
Two for Bizarro Billy...
>GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
>
> The winner is...BILL ------!
>
> 21 votes YES
> 00 votes NO
>
>Congratulations a final time, Bizarro! Your crusade to have Databasix
>suffer a USENET Death Penalty certainly /looked/ like it was a rousing
>success--for one day. Too bad it was merely Gary moving over to a new
>server.
3:2 with Bizarro in the lead, followed by inZany and Back in the pack
is Jim-boy Riley, and "Howdy" the Blower
>SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
>
> The winner is...TIM "THREE ------- WEEKS" THORNE!
>
> 17 votes Tim "Three ------- Weeks" Thorne
> 05 votes Bill ------
> 00 votes Neither of the above
>
>Congratulations, Dimmy! Posting a poll to determine that you pwned Aratzio
>in a lame war was a real effective tactic. Rilly.
Another Kook Joins the pack...
>TAR AND FEATHERS
>
> The winner is...THE BIG-8 MANAGEMENT BOARD!
>
> 20 votes YES
> 03 votes NO
>
>Congratulations, B8MBies! Your attempts at "obvious group creation" didn't
>work so well, especially since there was an active alt.* group who didn't
>think think they needed your help. So, are any of you going to play World
>of Warcraft on a Player vs. Player server any time soon?
Confusion takes place a group entry, a beast with many arms, legs,
and mouth, and no common sense joins the races... it isn't going
anywhere, fast.
>MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
>
> The winner is...THE BIG-8 MANAGEMENT BOARD!
>
> 16 votes Big-8 Management Board
> 06 votes Saucerheads of alt.astronomy
>
>Congratulations a second time, B8MBies! Your shared delusions of power and
>importance, in addition to your imperviousness to legitimate criticism,
>have catapulted you back into this office over its longtime repeat tenants,
>the Saucerheads. I'd wish you a long term in office, but you might take
>that to mean something else entirely.
Amazing... down to the wire, the Multi-limb Beast pulls mindlessly
ahead of the pack, leaving Jim-boy, in a daze, marching arm-in-arm
with a Kook blowing his own horn, 1st across the wire is inZany
followed by Llewdellen Huges running neck and neck with the mindless
beast called B*MBie...
>This concludes the announcement of the winners of the October 2007
>Usenet Kook Awards. Twenty-seven people submitted twenty-seven ballots.
>One of these was a flame submission from a disenfranchised notorious
>net.kook. Fluffy appreciated the new filler in his litter box.
>Consequently, twenty-six ballots were deemed valid and counted.
>
>See you all next month, when Christmas shopping should be in full swing all
>over the English-speaking world. Until then, enjoy and all hail Ming, Bob,
>and Fluffy!
>
>And now, a special recessional in honor of this month's big w(h)inner--Bill
>------, who /still/ thinks he's Superman, when in reality he's merely
>Bizarro.
>
><music>
>"Adventures of Superman Season One Opening Credits"
>http://youtube.com/watch?v=p0B1ufyXOds
></music>
Classic... Anyone got a clip from the Superman Cartoon with Bizarro?
--
Bob Officer
COOSN-266-06-01986
Hammer of Thor, Sept 2005
Guest
Posts: n/a
Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2007
On Mon, 12 Nov 2007 04:33:50 +0000 (UTC), in alt.usenet.kooks,
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@caballista.org> wrote:
><music>
>"20th Century Fox Fanfare"
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z54ynmUPZ5c
></music>
>
>The time has come to announce the winners of the October 2007 Usenet
>Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!
>
><music>drumroll</music>
>
>KOOK OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is...ZANTHIUS AKA DR. DRUGGIE!
>
> 10 votes Zanthius AKA Dr. Druggie
> 06 votes Ernie Primeau
> 01 votes Neither of the above
>
>Congratulations, InZany! Your insistence that you're an alien and that
>you're looking forward to the extinction of humanity were wonderful
>qualifications for this award. Getting in a fight with Alexa, one of the
>few people who might actually believe you, didn't hurt your chances either.
I am sure inZany's response with be to drop another tab of acid and
"Rant On!".
>CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is...CHIEF THRACIAN!
>
> 11 votes Chief Thracian
> 03 votes Petey of alt.folklore.ghost-stories
> 02 votes The poster last in PDX in 2003
> 00 votes None of the above
>
>Congratulations, Chief! Your whining about trolls to AUK, then threatening
>to netcop the people who were trying to give you a clue made you a runaway
>winner.
>
>COWARD OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is...BILL ------!
>
> 15 votes Bill ------
> 05 votes Raymond Karczewski
> 01 votes Neither of the above
>
>Congratulations, Bizarro! For the second time in three months your threats
>of inflicting real-life harm on your online opponents for words on a screen
>have earned you this award. Good thing for those who wish to recognize
>other deserving individuals that you can only win this award once more
>between now and next August.
It will be almost a sure thing bet that Billy LlewdEllen Huges the
turd will be nominated and win this before the end of next August.
>JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ---- PINEAPPLE AWARD
>
> The winner is...BILL ------!
>
> 15 votes Bill ------
> 06 votes Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
> 01 votes Neither of the above
>
>Congratulations again, Bizarro! There is a reason why the "Bill ------
>'Golden Goat ******** of Nonsense'" was the runner-up for an award
>recognizing "a pattern of stupidity, idiocy, moronism, silliness, cretinism
>and general kookery" and this month you displayed that reason in spades!
Two awards... Billy is racking them up! (the only rack Billy will
have is his Awards.)
>PALMJOB PADDLE
>
> The winner is...JIM RILEY!
>
> 12 votes Jim Riley
> 10 votes Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
> 00 votes Neither of the above
>
>Congratulations, Jim! Not only were your efforts to suck up to the Big-8
>Management Board mocked by the B8MBies' critics, they were rebuffed by the
>Board itself. So, are you going to bend over again in front of news.groups
>this month and say, "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"
What a kook!
>TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
>
> The winner is...MICHAEL "HOWDY/TRUMPET OF THE LORD" SCHMIDT!
>
> 10 votes Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
> 07 votes Babaloonie posting as nuke lalouche addington
> 01 votes Neither of the above
>
>Congratulations, Howdy! This has been an epic exercise in attention
>seeking for you this month, beginning with your meltdown over the deletion
>of your vanity Wikipedia article (it wasn't any of your USENET enemies; it
>was the Wikipedia editing team, who think you're just not notable enough),
>continuing through your k'lame that one of your accounts was hacked (it
>wasn't; someone merely spoofed your address), and climaxing with your
>advertising a vintage horn in the face of massive mocking. With all that,
>it's no surprise that you defeated a mission poster who has been melting
>down on AUK nonstop for the past two years.
>
>VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
>
> The winner is...ZANTHIUS AKA DR. DRUGGIE!
>
> 18 votes YES
> 00 votes NO
>
>Congratulations again, InZany! While your heterodox ideas about the
>cosmic redshift were what earned you the nomination for this award, your
>other scientific eccentricities certainly helped make you a unanimous
>winner.
Trying to disprove the big bang... and this is two for inZany and
Two for Bizarro Billy...
>GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
>
> The winner is...BILL ------!
>
> 21 votes YES
> 00 votes NO
>
>Congratulations a final time, Bizarro! Your crusade to have Databasix
>suffer a USENET Death Penalty certainly /looked/ like it was a rousing
>success--for one day. Too bad it was merely Gary moving over to a new
>server.
3:2 with Bizarro in the lead, followed by inZany and Back in the pack
is Jim-boy Riley, and "Howdy" the Blower
>SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
>
> The winner is...TIM "THREE ------- WEEKS" THORNE!
>
> 17 votes Tim "Three ------- Weeks" Thorne
> 05 votes Bill ------
> 00 votes Neither of the above
>
>Congratulations, Dimmy! Posting a poll to determine that you pwned Aratzio
>in a lame war was a real effective tactic. Rilly.
Another Kook Joins the pack...
>TAR AND FEATHERS
>
> The winner is...THE BIG-8 MANAGEMENT BOARD!
>
> 20 votes YES
> 03 votes NO
>
>Congratulations, B8MBies! Your attempts at "obvious group creation" didn't
>work so well, especially since there was an active alt.* group who didn't
>think think they needed your help. So, are any of you going to play World
>of Warcraft on a Player vs. Player server any time soon?
Confusion takes place a group entry, a beast with many arms, legs,
and mouth, and no common sense joins the races... it isn't going
anywhere, fast.
>MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
>
> The winner is...THE BIG-8 MANAGEMENT BOARD!
>
> 16 votes Big-8 Management Board
> 06 votes Saucerheads of alt.astronomy
>
>Congratulations a second time, B8MBies! Your shared delusions of power and
>importance, in addition to your imperviousness to legitimate criticism,
>have catapulted you back into this office over its longtime repeat tenants,
>the Saucerheads. I'd wish you a long term in office, but you might take
>that to mean something else entirely.
Amazing... down to the wire, the Multi-limb Beast pulls mindlessly
ahead of the pack, leaving Jim-boy, in a daze, marching arm-in-arm
with a Kook blowing his own horn, 1st across the wire is inZany
followed by Llewdellen Huges running neck and neck with the mindless
beast called B*MBie...
>This concludes the announcement of the winners of the October 2007
>Usenet Kook Awards. Twenty-seven people submitted twenty-seven ballots.
>One of these was a flame submission from a disenfranchised notorious
>net.kook. Fluffy appreciated the new filler in his litter box.
>Consequently, twenty-six ballots were deemed valid and counted.
>
>See you all next month, when Christmas shopping should be in full swing all
>over the English-speaking world. Until then, enjoy and all hail Ming, Bob,
>and Fluffy!
>
>And now, a special recessional in honor of this month's big w(h)inner--Bill
>------, who /still/ thinks he's Superman, when in reality he's merely
>Bizarro.
>
><music>
>"Adventures of Superman Season One Opening Credits"
>http://youtube.com/watch?v=p0B1ufyXOds
></music>
Classic... Anyone got a clip from the Superman Cartoon with Bizarro?
--
Bob Officer
COOSN-266-06-01986
Hammer of Thor, Sept 2005
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@caballista.org> wrote:
><music>
>"20th Century Fox Fanfare"
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z54ynmUPZ5c
></music>
>
>The time has come to announce the winners of the October 2007 Usenet
>Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!
>
><music>drumroll</music>
>
>KOOK OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is...ZANTHIUS AKA DR. DRUGGIE!
>
> 10 votes Zanthius AKA Dr. Druggie
> 06 votes Ernie Primeau
> 01 votes Neither of the above
>
>Congratulations, InZany! Your insistence that you're an alien and that
>you're looking forward to the extinction of humanity were wonderful
>qualifications for this award. Getting in a fight with Alexa, one of the
>few people who might actually believe you, didn't hurt your chances either.
I am sure inZany's response with be to drop another tab of acid and
"Rant On!".
>CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is...CHIEF THRACIAN!
>
> 11 votes Chief Thracian
> 03 votes Petey of alt.folklore.ghost-stories
> 02 votes The poster last in PDX in 2003
> 00 votes None of the above
>
>Congratulations, Chief! Your whining about trolls to AUK, then threatening
>to netcop the people who were trying to give you a clue made you a runaway
>winner.
>
>COWARD OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is...BILL ------!
>
> 15 votes Bill ------
> 05 votes Raymond Karczewski
> 01 votes Neither of the above
>
>Congratulations, Bizarro! For the second time in three months your threats
>of inflicting real-life harm on your online opponents for words on a screen
>have earned you this award. Good thing for those who wish to recognize
>other deserving individuals that you can only win this award once more
>between now and next August.
It will be almost a sure thing bet that Billy LlewdEllen Huges the
turd will be nominated and win this before the end of next August.
>JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ---- PINEAPPLE AWARD
>
> The winner is...BILL ------!
>
> 15 votes Bill ------
> 06 votes Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
> 01 votes Neither of the above
>
>Congratulations again, Bizarro! There is a reason why the "Bill ------
>'Golden Goat ******** of Nonsense'" was the runner-up for an award
>recognizing "a pattern of stupidity, idiocy, moronism, silliness, cretinism
>and general kookery" and this month you displayed that reason in spades!
Two awards... Billy is racking them up! (the only rack Billy will
have is his Awards.)
>PALMJOB PADDLE
>
> The winner is...JIM RILEY!
>
> 12 votes Jim Riley
> 10 votes Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
> 00 votes Neither of the above
>
>Congratulations, Jim! Not only were your efforts to suck up to the Big-8
>Management Board mocked by the B8MBies' critics, they were rebuffed by the
>Board itself. So, are you going to bend over again in front of news.groups
>this month and say, "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"
What a kook!
>TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
>
> The winner is...MICHAEL "HOWDY/TRUMPET OF THE LORD" SCHMIDT!
>
> 10 votes Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
> 07 votes Babaloonie posting as nuke lalouche addington
> 01 votes Neither of the above
>
>Congratulations, Howdy! This has been an epic exercise in attention
>seeking for you this month, beginning with your meltdown over the deletion
>of your vanity Wikipedia article (it wasn't any of your USENET enemies; it
>was the Wikipedia editing team, who think you're just not notable enough),
>continuing through your k'lame that one of your accounts was hacked (it
>wasn't; someone merely spoofed your address), and climaxing with your
>advertising a vintage horn in the face of massive mocking. With all that,
>it's no surprise that you defeated a mission poster who has been melting
>down on AUK nonstop for the past two years.
>
>VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
>
> The winner is...ZANTHIUS AKA DR. DRUGGIE!
>
> 18 votes YES
> 00 votes NO
>
>Congratulations again, InZany! While your heterodox ideas about the
>cosmic redshift were what earned you the nomination for this award, your
>other scientific eccentricities certainly helped make you a unanimous
>winner.
Trying to disprove the big bang... and this is two for inZany and
Two for Bizarro Billy...
>GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
>
> The winner is...BILL ------!
>
> 21 votes YES
> 00 votes NO
>
>Congratulations a final time, Bizarro! Your crusade to have Databasix
>suffer a USENET Death Penalty certainly /looked/ like it was a rousing
>success--for one day. Too bad it was merely Gary moving over to a new
>server.
3:2 with Bizarro in the lead, followed by inZany and Back in the pack
is Jim-boy Riley, and "Howdy" the Blower
>SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
>
> The winner is...TIM "THREE ------- WEEKS" THORNE!
>
> 17 votes Tim "Three ------- Weeks" Thorne
> 05 votes Bill ------
> 00 votes Neither of the above
>
>Congratulations, Dimmy! Posting a poll to determine that you pwned Aratzio
>in a lame war was a real effective tactic. Rilly.
Another Kook Joins the pack...
>TAR AND FEATHERS
>
> The winner is...THE BIG-8 MANAGEMENT BOARD!
>
> 20 votes YES
> 03 votes NO
>
>Congratulations, B8MBies! Your attempts at "obvious group creation" didn't
>work so well, especially since there was an active alt.* group who didn't
>think think they needed your help. So, are any of you going to play World
>of Warcraft on a Player vs. Player server any time soon?
Confusion takes place a group entry, a beast with many arms, legs,
and mouth, and no common sense joins the races... it isn't going
anywhere, fast.
>MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
>
> The winner is...THE BIG-8 MANAGEMENT BOARD!
>
> 16 votes Big-8 Management Board
> 06 votes Saucerheads of alt.astronomy
>
>Congratulations a second time, B8MBies! Your shared delusions of power and
>importance, in addition to your imperviousness to legitimate criticism,
>have catapulted you back into this office over its longtime repeat tenants,
>the Saucerheads. I'd wish you a long term in office, but you might take
>that to mean something else entirely.
Amazing... down to the wire, the Multi-limb Beast pulls mindlessly
ahead of the pack, leaving Jim-boy, in a daze, marching arm-in-arm
with a Kook blowing his own horn, 1st across the wire is inZany
followed by Llewdellen Huges running neck and neck with the mindless
beast called B*MBie...
>This concludes the announcement of the winners of the October 2007
>Usenet Kook Awards. Twenty-seven people submitted twenty-seven ballots.
>One of these was a flame submission from a disenfranchised notorious
>net.kook. Fluffy appreciated the new filler in his litter box.
>Consequently, twenty-six ballots were deemed valid and counted.
>
>See you all next month, when Christmas shopping should be in full swing all
>over the English-speaking world. Until then, enjoy and all hail Ming, Bob,
>and Fluffy!
>
>And now, a special recessional in honor of this month's big w(h)inner--Bill
>------, who /still/ thinks he's Superman, when in reality he's merely
>Bizarro.
>
><music>
>"Adventures of Superman Season One Opening Credits"
>http://youtube.com/watch?v=p0B1ufyXOds
></music>
Classic... Anyone got a clip from the Superman Cartoon with Bizarro?
--
Bob Officer
COOSN-266-06-01986
Hammer of Thor, Sept 2005
Guest
Posts: n/a
Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2007
This is that little coward too afraid to use it's name and address,
who's only way to get attention is to make a fool of it's self. With an
obsession with goats, and other *******, and writes via remailers, and cross
posts to other perverts to no one's surprise. With extreme jealous ranting
over my documents, possessions, successes, manliness and super Southern
California body. You remind me of a little rat dog, like a Mexican Chiwawa
with its senseless barking it's rabid head off, me too, me too. What a pity!
Why don't you call my friends at the San Diego Sheriffs Department at
858-974-2020 as you said you would, but haven't! YOU NEED HELP!
I'm having difficulty in believing just how much of a coward you are,
didn't you have parent that were responsible enough to list themselves in
the phonebook????? I pity you!!!!!! Maricón acosador!
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
"Bob Officer" <bobofficers@127.0.0.7> wrote in message
news:igpjj399cemarco1sh3625b50hk61qbkoe@4ax.com...
>
> Classic... Anyone got a clip from the Superman Cartoon with Bizarro?
>
>
> --
who's only way to get attention is to make a fool of it's self. With an
obsession with goats, and other *******, and writes via remailers, and cross
posts to other perverts to no one's surprise. With extreme jealous ranting
over my documents, possessions, successes, manliness and super Southern
California body. You remind me of a little rat dog, like a Mexican Chiwawa
with its senseless barking it's rabid head off, me too, me too. What a pity!
Why don't you call my friends at the San Diego Sheriffs Department at
858-974-2020 as you said you would, but haven't! YOU NEED HELP!
I'm having difficulty in believing just how much of a coward you are,
didn't you have parent that were responsible enough to list themselves in
the phonebook????? I pity you!!!!!! Maricón acosador!
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
"Bob Officer" <bobofficers@127.0.0.7> wrote in message
news:igpjj399cemarco1sh3625b50hk61qbkoe@4ax.com...
>
> Classic... Anyone got a clip from the Superman Cartoon with Bizarro?
>
>
> --
Guest
Posts: n/a
Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2007
This is that little coward too afraid to use it's name and address,
who's only way to get attention is to make a fool of it's self. With an
obsession with goats, and other *******, and writes via remailers, and cross
posts to other perverts to no one's surprise. With extreme jealous ranting
over my documents, possessions, successes, manliness and super Southern
California body. You remind me of a little rat dog, like a Mexican Chiwawa
with its senseless barking it's rabid head off, me too, me too. What a pity!
Why don't you call my friends at the San Diego Sheriffs Department at
858-974-2020 as you said you would, but haven't! YOU NEED HELP!
I'm having difficulty in believing just how much of a coward you are,
didn't you have parent that were responsible enough to list themselves in
the phonebook????? I pity you!!!!!! Maricón acosador!
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
"Bob Officer" <bobofficers@127.0.0.7> wrote in message
news:igpjj399cemarco1sh3625b50hk61qbkoe@4ax.com...
>
> Classic... Anyone got a clip from the Superman Cartoon with Bizarro?
>
>
> --
who's only way to get attention is to make a fool of it's self. With an
obsession with goats, and other *******, and writes via remailers, and cross
posts to other perverts to no one's surprise. With extreme jealous ranting
over my documents, possessions, successes, manliness and super Southern
California body. You remind me of a little rat dog, like a Mexican Chiwawa
with its senseless barking it's rabid head off, me too, me too. What a pity!
Why don't you call my friends at the San Diego Sheriffs Department at
858-974-2020 as you said you would, but haven't! YOU NEED HELP!
I'm having difficulty in believing just how much of a coward you are,
didn't you have parent that were responsible enough to list themselves in
the phonebook????? I pity you!!!!!! Maricón acosador!
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
"Bob Officer" <bobofficers@127.0.0.7> wrote in message
news:igpjj399cemarco1sh3625b50hk61qbkoe@4ax.com...
>
> Classic... Anyone got a clip from the Superman Cartoon with Bizarro?
>
>
> --
Guest
Posts: n/a
Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2007
Cool another award, too bad it's by the ------'s groups.
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
"Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler" <wrangler@caballista.org> wrote in
message news:fh8l3d$79q$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> <music>
> "20th Century Fox Fanfare"
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z54ynmUPZ5c
> </music>
>
> The time has come to announce the winners of the October 2007 Usenet
> Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!
>
> <music>drumroll</music>
>
> KOOK OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is...ZANTHIUS AKA DR. DRUGGIE!
>
> 10 votes Zanthius AKA Dr. Druggie
> 06 votes Ernie Primeau
> 01 votes Neither of the above
>
> Congratulations, InZany! Your insistence that you're an alien and that
> you're looking forward to the extinction of humanity were wonderful
> qualifications for this award. Getting in a fight with Alexa, one of the
> few people who might actually believe you, didn't hurt your chances
either.
>
> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is...CHIEF THRACIAN!
>
> 11 votes Chief Thracian
> 03 votes Petey of alt.folklore.ghost-stories
> 02 votes The poster last in PDX in 2003
> 00 votes None of the above
>
> Congratulations, Chief! Your whining about trolls to AUK, then
threatening
> to netcop the people who were trying to give you a clue made you a runaway
> winner.
>
> COWARD OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is...BILL ------!
>
> 15 votes Bill ------
> 05 votes Raymond Karczewski
> 01 votes Neither of the above
>
> Congratulations, Bizarro! For the second time in three months your
threats
> of inflicting real-life harm on your online opponents for words on a
screen
> have earned you this award. Good thing for those who wish to recognize
> other deserving individuals that you can only win this award once more
> between now and next August.
>
> JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ---- PINEAPPLE AWARD
>
> The winner is...BILL ------!
>
> 15 votes Bill ------
> 06 votes Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
> 01 votes Neither of the above
>
> Congratulations again, Bizarro! There is a reason why the "Bill ------
> 'Golden Goat ******** of Nonsense'" was the runner-up for an award
> recognizing "a pattern of stupidity, idiocy, moronism, silliness,
cretinism
> and general kookery" and this month you displayed that reason in spades!
>
> PALMJOB PADDLE
>
> The winner is...JIM RILEY!
>
> 12 votes Jim Riley
> 10 votes Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
> 00 votes Neither of the above
>
> Congratulations, Jim! Not only were your efforts to suck up to the Big-8
> Management Board mocked by the B8MBies' critics, they were rebuffed by the
> Board itself. So, are you going to bend over again in front of
news.groups
> this month and say, "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"
>
> TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
>
> The winner is...MICHAEL "HOWDY/TRUMPET OF THE LORD" SCHMIDT!
>
> 10 votes Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
> 07 votes Babaloonie posting as nuke lalouche addington
> 01 votes Neither of the above
>
> Congratulations, Howdy! This has been an epic exercise in attention
> seeking for you this month, beginning with your meltdown over the deletion
> of your vanity Wikipedia article (it wasn't any of your USENET enemies; it
> was the Wikipedia editing team, who think you're just not notable enough),
> continuing through your k'lame that one of your accounts was hacked (it
> wasn't; someone merely spoofed your address), and climaxing with your
> advertising a vintage horn in the face of massive mocking. With all that,
> it's no surprise that you defeated a mission poster who has been melting
> down on AUK nonstop for the past two years.
>
> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
>
> The winner is...ZANTHIUS AKA DR. DRUGGIE!
>
> 18 votes YES
> 00 votes NO
>
> Congratulations again, InZany! While your heterodox ideas about the
> cosmic redshift were what earned you the nomination for this award, your
> other scientific eccentricities certainly helped make you a unanimous
> winner.
>
> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
>
> The winner is...BILL ------!
>
> 21 votes YES
> 00 votes NO
>
> Congratulations a final time, Bizarro! Your crusade to have Databasix
> suffer a USENET Death Penalty certainly /looked/ like it was a rousing
> success--for one day. Too bad it was merely Gary moving over to a new
> server.
>
> SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
>
> The winner is...TIM "THREE ------- WEEKS" THORNE!
>
> 17 votes Tim "Three ------- Weeks" Thorne
> 05 votes Bill ------
> 00 votes Neither of the above
>
> Congratulations, Dimmy! Posting a poll to determine that you pwned
Aratzio
> in a lame war was a real effective tactic. Rilly.
>
> TAR AND FEATHERS
>
> The winner is...THE BIG-8 MANAGEMENT BOARD!
>
> 20 votes YES
> 03 votes NO
>
> Congratulations, B8MBies! Your attempts at "obvious group creation"
didn't
> work so well, especially since there was an active alt.* group who didn't
> think think they needed your help. So, are any of you going to play World
> of Warcraft on a Player vs. Player server any time soon?
>
> MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
>
> The winner is...THE BIG-8 MANAGEMENT BOARD!
>
> 16 votes Big-8 Management Board
> 06 votes Saucerheads of alt.astronomy
>
> Congratulations a second time, B8MBies! Your shared delusions of power
and
> importance, in addition to your imperviousness to legitimate criticism,
> have catapulted you back into this office over its longtime repeat
tenants,
> the Saucerheads. I'd wish you a long term in office, but you might take
> that to mean something else entirely.
>
> This concludes the announcement of the winners of the October 2007
> Usenet Kook Awards. Twenty-seven people submitted twenty-seven ballots.
> One of these was a flame submission from a disenfranchised notorious
> net.kook. Fluffy appreciated the new filler in his litter box.
> Consequently, twenty-six ballots were deemed valid and counted.
>
> See you all next month, when Christmas shopping should be in full swing
all
> over the English-speaking world. Until then, enjoy and all hail Ming,
Bob,
> and Fluffy!
>
> And now, a special recessional in honor of this month's big
w(h)inner--Bill
> ------, who /still/ thinks he's Superman, when in reality he's merely
> Bizarro.
>
> <music>
> "Adventures of Superman Season One Opening Credits"
> http://youtube.com/watch?v=p0B1ufyXOds
> </music>
> --
> The Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of AUK
> http://www.caballista.org/auk/index.html
God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
mailto:-------------------- http://www.----------.com/
"Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler" <wrangler@caballista.org> wrote in
message news:fh8l3d$79q$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> <music>
> "20th Century Fox Fanfare"
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z54ynmUPZ5c
> </music>
>
> The time has come to announce the winners of the October 2007 Usenet
> Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!
>
> <music>drumroll</music>
>
> KOOK OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is...ZANTHIUS AKA DR. DRUGGIE!
>
> 10 votes Zanthius AKA Dr. Druggie
> 06 votes Ernie Primeau
> 01 votes Neither of the above
>
> Congratulations, InZany! Your insistence that you're an alien and that
> you're looking forward to the extinction of humanity were wonderful
> qualifications for this award. Getting in a fight with Alexa, one of the
> few people who might actually believe you, didn't hurt your chances
either.
>
> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is...CHIEF THRACIAN!
>
> 11 votes Chief Thracian
> 03 votes Petey of alt.folklore.ghost-stories
> 02 votes The poster last in PDX in 2003
> 00 votes None of the above
>
> Congratulations, Chief! Your whining about trolls to AUK, then
threatening
> to netcop the people who were trying to give you a clue made you a runaway
> winner.
>
> COWARD OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is...BILL ------!
>
> 15 votes Bill ------
> 05 votes Raymond Karczewski
> 01 votes Neither of the above
>
> Congratulations, Bizarro! For the second time in three months your
threats
> of inflicting real-life harm on your online opponents for words on a
screen
> have earned you this award. Good thing for those who wish to recognize
> other deserving individuals that you can only win this award once more
> between now and next August.
>
> JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ---- PINEAPPLE AWARD
>
> The winner is...BILL ------!
>
> 15 votes Bill ------
> 06 votes Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
> 01 votes Neither of the above
>
> Congratulations again, Bizarro! There is a reason why the "Bill ------
> 'Golden Goat ******** of Nonsense'" was the runner-up for an award
> recognizing "a pattern of stupidity, idiocy, moronism, silliness,
cretinism
> and general kookery" and this month you displayed that reason in spades!
>
> PALMJOB PADDLE
>
> The winner is...JIM RILEY!
>
> 12 votes Jim Riley
> 10 votes Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
> 00 votes Neither of the above
>
> Congratulations, Jim! Not only were your efforts to suck up to the Big-8
> Management Board mocked by the B8MBies' critics, they were rebuffed by the
> Board itself. So, are you going to bend over again in front of
news.groups
> this month and say, "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"
>
> TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
>
> The winner is...MICHAEL "HOWDY/TRUMPET OF THE LORD" SCHMIDT!
>
> 10 votes Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
> 07 votes Babaloonie posting as nuke lalouche addington
> 01 votes Neither of the above
>
> Congratulations, Howdy! This has been an epic exercise in attention
> seeking for you this month, beginning with your meltdown over the deletion
> of your vanity Wikipedia article (it wasn't any of your USENET enemies; it
> was the Wikipedia editing team, who think you're just not notable enough),
> continuing through your k'lame that one of your accounts was hacked (it
> wasn't; someone merely spoofed your address), and climaxing with your
> advertising a vintage horn in the face of massive mocking. With all that,
> it's no surprise that you defeated a mission poster who has been melting
> down on AUK nonstop for the past two years.
>
> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
>
> The winner is...ZANTHIUS AKA DR. DRUGGIE!
>
> 18 votes YES
> 00 votes NO
>
> Congratulations again, InZany! While your heterodox ideas about the
> cosmic redshift were what earned you the nomination for this award, your
> other scientific eccentricities certainly helped make you a unanimous
> winner.
>
> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
>
> The winner is...BILL ------!
>
> 21 votes YES
> 00 votes NO
>
> Congratulations a final time, Bizarro! Your crusade to have Databasix
> suffer a USENET Death Penalty certainly /looked/ like it was a rousing
> success--for one day. Too bad it was merely Gary moving over to a new
> server.
>
> SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
>
> The winner is...TIM "THREE ------- WEEKS" THORNE!
>
> 17 votes Tim "Three ------- Weeks" Thorne
> 05 votes Bill ------
> 00 votes Neither of the above
>
> Congratulations, Dimmy! Posting a poll to determine that you pwned
Aratzio
> in a lame war was a real effective tactic. Rilly.
>
> TAR AND FEATHERS
>
> The winner is...THE BIG-8 MANAGEMENT BOARD!
>
> 20 votes YES
> 03 votes NO
>
> Congratulations, B8MBies! Your attempts at "obvious group creation"
didn't
> work so well, especially since there was an active alt.* group who didn't
> think think they needed your help. So, are any of you going to play World
> of Warcraft on a Player vs. Player server any time soon?
>
> MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
>
> The winner is...THE BIG-8 MANAGEMENT BOARD!
>
> 16 votes Big-8 Management Board
> 06 votes Saucerheads of alt.astronomy
>
> Congratulations a second time, B8MBies! Your shared delusions of power
and
> importance, in addition to your imperviousness to legitimate criticism,
> have catapulted you back into this office over its longtime repeat
tenants,
> the Saucerheads. I'd wish you a long term in office, but you might take
> that to mean something else entirely.
>
> This concludes the announcement of the winners of the October 2007
> Usenet Kook Awards. Twenty-seven people submitted twenty-seven ballots.
> One of these was a flame submission from a disenfranchised notorious
> net.kook. Fluffy appreciated the new filler in his litter box.
> Consequently, twenty-six ballots were deemed valid and counted.
>
> See you all next month, when Christmas shopping should be in full swing
all
> over the English-speaking world. Until then, enjoy and all hail Ming,
Bob,
> and Fluffy!
>
> And now, a special recessional in honor of this month's big
w(h)inner--Bill
> ------, who /still/ thinks he's Superman, when in reality he's merely
> Bizarro.
>
> <music>
> "Adventures of Superman Season One Opening Credits"
> http://youtube.com/watch?v=p0B1ufyXOds
> </music>
> --
> The Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of AUK
> http://www.caballista.org/auk/index.html
