What did everybody get for Jeepmas?
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Re: What did everybody get for Jeepmas?
Roughly 12/31/03 00:37, RollOver Pete's monkeys randomly typed:
> Hmmm......
> No jeep stuff.....
> But I did get an envelope with some legal papers stuffed inside.
> Thats what happens when you loose your temper and smack a lawyer. You
> get sued.
When you write the check for the payoff, are you allowed to
add a 20% gratuity just for the sheer giggles at having done
a very good deed?
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> Hmmm......
> No jeep stuff.....
> But I did get an envelope with some legal papers stuffed inside.
> Thats what happens when you loose your temper and smack a lawyer. You
> get sued.
When you write the check for the payoff, are you allowed to
add a 20% gratuity just for the sheer giggles at having done
a very good deed?
--
Fan of the dumbest team in America.
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Re: What did everybody get for Jeepmas?
Roughly 12/31/03 00:37, RollOver Pete's monkeys randomly typed:
> Hmmm......
> No jeep stuff.....
> But I did get an envelope with some legal papers stuffed inside.
> Thats what happens when you loose your temper and smack a lawyer. You
> get sued.
When you write the check for the payoff, are you allowed to
add a 20% gratuity just for the sheer giggles at having done
a very good deed?
--
Fan of the dumbest team in America.
> Hmmm......
> No jeep stuff.....
> But I did get an envelope with some legal papers stuffed inside.
> Thats what happens when you loose your temper and smack a lawyer. You
> get sued.
When you write the check for the payoff, are you allowed to
add a 20% gratuity just for the sheer giggles at having done
a very good deed?
--
Fan of the dumbest team in America.
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Re: What did everybody get for Jeepmas?
Roughly 12/31/03 00:37, RollOver Pete's monkeys randomly typed:
> Hmmm......
> No jeep stuff.....
> But I did get an envelope with some legal papers stuffed inside.
> Thats what happens when you loose your temper and smack a lawyer. You
> get sued.
When you write the check for the payoff, are you allowed to
add a 20% gratuity just for the sheer giggles at having done
a very good deed?
--
Fan of the dumbest team in America.
> Hmmm......
> No jeep stuff.....
> But I did get an envelope with some legal papers stuffed inside.
> Thats what happens when you loose your temper and smack a lawyer. You
> get sued.
When you write the check for the payoff, are you allowed to
add a 20% gratuity just for the sheer giggles at having done
a very good deed?
--
Fan of the dumbest team in America.
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Re: What did everybody get for Jeepmas?
In article <bsv2qs$tv8$1@pita.alt.net>, Cal Wheeler <cal@whee.ler>
wrote:
> Jeepers wrote:
>
> > Not on a Mac! :^)
> >
> Ah! You mean the new Nat Geographic ones, then. I got California and
> Oregon. And velcro all over the bottom of my PowerBook to help keep it
> secure!
>
No, but I do have those. They suck. I got the Delorme Topo USA 4.0 to
run in my Virtual PC's Windows XP on my Titanium Powerbook. The Delorme
product is far superior. The folks at NG's Topo! and I went back and
forth a while back about their product. They made some extraordinary
claims about the new TOPO! and how it was now OSX compatible. It is, but
it doesn't even touch their competitors maps. Delormes topos are vector
based and have tons more detail and have a live scrolling feature as you
drive plus the 3D view, not found in TOPO! Running Topo USA in VPC is
slower but it's worth the waiting. All of TOPO! maps are bitmap and turn
to garbage when zoomed in whereas the vector is still crisp no matter
how far in or out zoomed. I also like the route planning feature in
Topo USA better, just a tad.
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wrote:
> Jeepers wrote:
>
> > Not on a Mac! :^)
> >
> Ah! You mean the new Nat Geographic ones, then. I got California and
> Oregon. And velcro all over the bottom of my PowerBook to help keep it
> secure!
>
No, but I do have those. They suck. I got the Delorme Topo USA 4.0 to
run in my Virtual PC's Windows XP on my Titanium Powerbook. The Delorme
product is far superior. The folks at NG's Topo! and I went back and
forth a while back about their product. They made some extraordinary
claims about the new TOPO! and how it was now OSX compatible. It is, but
it doesn't even touch their competitors maps. Delormes topos are vector
based and have tons more detail and have a live scrolling feature as you
drive plus the 3D view, not found in TOPO! Running Topo USA in VPC is
slower but it's worth the waiting. All of TOPO! maps are bitmap and turn
to garbage when zoomed in whereas the vector is still crisp no matter
how far in or out zoomed. I also like the route planning feature in
Topo USA better, just a tad.
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Re: What did everybody get for Jeepmas?
In article <bsv2qs$tv8$1@pita.alt.net>, Cal Wheeler <cal@whee.ler>
wrote:
> Jeepers wrote:
>
> > Not on a Mac! :^)
> >
> Ah! You mean the new Nat Geographic ones, then. I got California and
> Oregon. And velcro all over the bottom of my PowerBook to help keep it
> secure!
>
No, but I do have those. They suck. I got the Delorme Topo USA 4.0 to
run in my Virtual PC's Windows XP on my Titanium Powerbook. The Delorme
product is far superior. The folks at NG's Topo! and I went back and
forth a while back about their product. They made some extraordinary
claims about the new TOPO! and how it was now OSX compatible. It is, but
it doesn't even touch their competitors maps. Delormes topos are vector
based and have tons more detail and have a live scrolling feature as you
drive plus the 3D view, not found in TOPO! Running Topo USA in VPC is
slower but it's worth the waiting. All of TOPO! maps are bitmap and turn
to garbage when zoomed in whereas the vector is still crisp no matter
how far in or out zoomed. I also like the route planning feature in
Topo USA better, just a tad.
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wrote:
> Jeepers wrote:
>
> > Not on a Mac! :^)
> >
> Ah! You mean the new Nat Geographic ones, then. I got California and
> Oregon. And velcro all over the bottom of my PowerBook to help keep it
> secure!
>
No, but I do have those. They suck. I got the Delorme Topo USA 4.0 to
run in my Virtual PC's Windows XP on my Titanium Powerbook. The Delorme
product is far superior. The folks at NG's Topo! and I went back and
forth a while back about their product. They made some extraordinary
claims about the new TOPO! and how it was now OSX compatible. It is, but
it doesn't even touch their competitors maps. Delormes topos are vector
based and have tons more detail and have a live scrolling feature as you
drive plus the 3D view, not found in TOPO! Running Topo USA in VPC is
slower but it's worth the waiting. All of TOPO! maps are bitmap and turn
to garbage when zoomed in whereas the vector is still crisp no matter
how far in or out zoomed. I also like the route planning feature in
Topo USA better, just a tad.
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Re: What did everybody get for Jeepmas?
In article <bsv2qs$tv8$1@pita.alt.net>, Cal Wheeler <cal@whee.ler>
wrote:
> Jeepers wrote:
>
> > Not on a Mac! :^)
> >
> Ah! You mean the new Nat Geographic ones, then. I got California and
> Oregon. And velcro all over the bottom of my PowerBook to help keep it
> secure!
>
No, but I do have those. They suck. I got the Delorme Topo USA 4.0 to
run in my Virtual PC's Windows XP on my Titanium Powerbook. The Delorme
product is far superior. The folks at NG's Topo! and I went back and
forth a while back about their product. They made some extraordinary
claims about the new TOPO! and how it was now OSX compatible. It is, but
it doesn't even touch their competitors maps. Delormes topos are vector
based and have tons more detail and have a live scrolling feature as you
drive plus the 3D view, not found in TOPO! Running Topo USA in VPC is
slower but it's worth the waiting. All of TOPO! maps are bitmap and turn
to garbage when zoomed in whereas the vector is still crisp no matter
how far in or out zoomed. I also like the route planning feature in
Topo USA better, just a tad.
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wrote:
> Jeepers wrote:
>
> > Not on a Mac! :^)
> >
> Ah! You mean the new Nat Geographic ones, then. I got California and
> Oregon. And velcro all over the bottom of my PowerBook to help keep it
> secure!
>
No, but I do have those. They suck. I got the Delorme Topo USA 4.0 to
run in my Virtual PC's Windows XP on my Titanium Powerbook. The Delorme
product is far superior. The folks at NG's Topo! and I went back and
forth a while back about their product. They made some extraordinary
claims about the new TOPO! and how it was now OSX compatible. It is, but
it doesn't even touch their competitors maps. Delormes topos are vector
based and have tons more detail and have a live scrolling feature as you
drive plus the 3D view, not found in TOPO! Running Topo USA in VPC is
slower but it's worth the waiting. All of TOPO! maps are bitmap and turn
to garbage when zoomed in whereas the vector is still crisp no matter
how far in or out zoomed. I also like the route planning feature in
Topo USA better, just a tad.
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Re: What did everybody get for Jeepmas?
Jeepers did pass the time by typing:
> In article <hiqIb.33034$PK3.8122@okepread01>,
> "DougW" <post.replies@invalid.address> wrote:
>
>> The ZJ got
>>
>> 6 qts of oil
>> 6 spark plugs
>> 1 oil filter
>> Replacement left turn signal
>> New CPS sensor
>> Rear trackbar bushings
>>
>> :/
>>
>> Oh well.
>
> If ya read it fast it almost sounds like the countdown in the "Twelve
> days of Christmas"
>
> "7 trackbar bushings
> 6 quarts of oil
> Fiiive spaaark pluuugs
> For CPS sensors
> 3 oil filters
> 2 fix the Jeep
> And a Replace-ment Lefturn sig-nal."
>
> O.k. maybe not.
On the first day of Christmas my Jeep gave to me
One rusted bolt that wouldn't come free
On the second day of Christmas my Jeep gave to me
Two busted knuckles and
a rusted bolt that wouldn't come free.
On the third day of Christmas my Jeep gave to me
Three burned fingers
Two busted knuckles
and a rusted bolt bolt that wouldn't come free.
On the forth day of Christmas my Jeep gave to me
Four cups of coffee
...etc...
On the fifth day of Christmas my Jeep gave to me
Five whacks with a sledge hammer
Four cups of coffee
three...
.....
On the twelfth day of Christmas my Jeep gave to me
A slew of dirty words
Eleven on lookers
Ten pound sledge hammers
Nine broken sockets
Eight o clock dinner
Seven pulled mucles
Six foot cheater
Five whacks with a sledge hammer
Four cups of coffee
Three burned fingers
Two busted knuckles
and that sombi... bolt that wouldn't come free.
Or not..
:)
--
DougW
> In article <hiqIb.33034$PK3.8122@okepread01>,
> "DougW" <post.replies@invalid.address> wrote:
>
>> The ZJ got
>>
>> 6 qts of oil
>> 6 spark plugs
>> 1 oil filter
>> Replacement left turn signal
>> New CPS sensor
>> Rear trackbar bushings
>>
>> :/
>>
>> Oh well.
>
> If ya read it fast it almost sounds like the countdown in the "Twelve
> days of Christmas"
>
> "7 trackbar bushings
> 6 quarts of oil
> Fiiive spaaark pluuugs
> For CPS sensors
> 3 oil filters
> 2 fix the Jeep
> And a Replace-ment Lefturn sig-nal."
>
> O.k. maybe not.
On the first day of Christmas my Jeep gave to me
One rusted bolt that wouldn't come free
On the second day of Christmas my Jeep gave to me
Two busted knuckles and
a rusted bolt that wouldn't come free.
On the third day of Christmas my Jeep gave to me
Three burned fingers
Two busted knuckles
and a rusted bolt bolt that wouldn't come free.
On the forth day of Christmas my Jeep gave to me
Four cups of coffee
...etc...
On the fifth day of Christmas my Jeep gave to me
Five whacks with a sledge hammer
Four cups of coffee
three...
.....
On the twelfth day of Christmas my Jeep gave to me
A slew of dirty words
Eleven on lookers
Ten pound sledge hammers
Nine broken sockets
Eight o clock dinner
Seven pulled mucles
Six foot cheater
Five whacks with a sledge hammer
Four cups of coffee
Three burned fingers
Two busted knuckles
and that sombi... bolt that wouldn't come free.
Or not..
:)
--
DougW
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Re: What did everybody get for Jeepmas?
Jeepers did pass the time by typing:
> In article <hiqIb.33034$PK3.8122@okepread01>,
> "DougW" <post.replies@invalid.address> wrote:
>
>> The ZJ got
>>
>> 6 qts of oil
>> 6 spark plugs
>> 1 oil filter
>> Replacement left turn signal
>> New CPS sensor
>> Rear trackbar bushings
>>
>> :/
>>
>> Oh well.
>
> If ya read it fast it almost sounds like the countdown in the "Twelve
> days of Christmas"
>
> "7 trackbar bushings
> 6 quarts of oil
> Fiiive spaaark pluuugs
> For CPS sensors
> 3 oil filters
> 2 fix the Jeep
> And a Replace-ment Lefturn sig-nal."
>
> O.k. maybe not.
On the first day of Christmas my Jeep gave to me
One rusted bolt that wouldn't come free
On the second day of Christmas my Jeep gave to me
Two busted knuckles and
a rusted bolt that wouldn't come free.
On the third day of Christmas my Jeep gave to me
Three burned fingers
Two busted knuckles
and a rusted bolt bolt that wouldn't come free.
On the forth day of Christmas my Jeep gave to me
Four cups of coffee
...etc...
On the fifth day of Christmas my Jeep gave to me
Five whacks with a sledge hammer
Four cups of coffee
three...
.....
On the twelfth day of Christmas my Jeep gave to me
A slew of dirty words
Eleven on lookers
Ten pound sledge hammers
Nine broken sockets
Eight o clock dinner
Seven pulled mucles
Six foot cheater
Five whacks with a sledge hammer
Four cups of coffee
Three burned fingers
Two busted knuckles
and that sombi... bolt that wouldn't come free.
Or not..
:)
--
DougW
> In article <hiqIb.33034$PK3.8122@okepread01>,
> "DougW" <post.replies@invalid.address> wrote:
>
>> The ZJ got
>>
>> 6 qts of oil
>> 6 spark plugs
>> 1 oil filter
>> Replacement left turn signal
>> New CPS sensor
>> Rear trackbar bushings
>>
>> :/
>>
>> Oh well.
>
> If ya read it fast it almost sounds like the countdown in the "Twelve
> days of Christmas"
>
> "7 trackbar bushings
> 6 quarts of oil
> Fiiive spaaark pluuugs
> For CPS sensors
> 3 oil filters
> 2 fix the Jeep
> And a Replace-ment Lefturn sig-nal."
>
> O.k. maybe not.
On the first day of Christmas my Jeep gave to me
One rusted bolt that wouldn't come free
On the second day of Christmas my Jeep gave to me
Two busted knuckles and
a rusted bolt that wouldn't come free.
On the third day of Christmas my Jeep gave to me
Three burned fingers
Two busted knuckles
and a rusted bolt bolt that wouldn't come free.
On the forth day of Christmas my Jeep gave to me
Four cups of coffee
...etc...
On the fifth day of Christmas my Jeep gave to me
Five whacks with a sledge hammer
Four cups of coffee
three...
.....
On the twelfth day of Christmas my Jeep gave to me
A slew of dirty words
Eleven on lookers
Ten pound sledge hammers
Nine broken sockets
Eight o clock dinner
Seven pulled mucles
Six foot cheater
Five whacks with a sledge hammer
Four cups of coffee
Three burned fingers
Two busted knuckles
and that sombi... bolt that wouldn't come free.
Or not..
:)
--
DougW
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Re: What did everybody get for Jeepmas?
Jeepers did pass the time by typing:
> In article <hiqIb.33034$PK3.8122@okepread01>,
> "DougW" <post.replies@invalid.address> wrote:
>
>> The ZJ got
>>
>> 6 qts of oil
>> 6 spark plugs
>> 1 oil filter
>> Replacement left turn signal
>> New CPS sensor
>> Rear trackbar bushings
>>
>> :/
>>
>> Oh well.
>
> If ya read it fast it almost sounds like the countdown in the "Twelve
> days of Christmas"
>
> "7 trackbar bushings
> 6 quarts of oil
> Fiiive spaaark pluuugs
> For CPS sensors
> 3 oil filters
> 2 fix the Jeep
> And a Replace-ment Lefturn sig-nal."
>
> O.k. maybe not.
On the first day of Christmas my Jeep gave to me
One rusted bolt that wouldn't come free
On the second day of Christmas my Jeep gave to me
Two busted knuckles and
a rusted bolt that wouldn't come free.
On the third day of Christmas my Jeep gave to me
Three burned fingers
Two busted knuckles
and a rusted bolt bolt that wouldn't come free.
On the forth day of Christmas my Jeep gave to me
Four cups of coffee
...etc...
On the fifth day of Christmas my Jeep gave to me
Five whacks with a sledge hammer
Four cups of coffee
three...
.....
On the twelfth day of Christmas my Jeep gave to me
A slew of dirty words
Eleven on lookers
Ten pound sledge hammers
Nine broken sockets
Eight o clock dinner
Seven pulled mucles
Six foot cheater
Five whacks with a sledge hammer
Four cups of coffee
Three burned fingers
Two busted knuckles
and that sombi... bolt that wouldn't come free.
Or not..
:)
--
DougW
> In article <hiqIb.33034$PK3.8122@okepread01>,
> "DougW" <post.replies@invalid.address> wrote:
>
>> The ZJ got
>>
>> 6 qts of oil
>> 6 spark plugs
>> 1 oil filter
>> Replacement left turn signal
>> New CPS sensor
>> Rear trackbar bushings
>>
>> :/
>>
>> Oh well.
>
> If ya read it fast it almost sounds like the countdown in the "Twelve
> days of Christmas"
>
> "7 trackbar bushings
> 6 quarts of oil
> Fiiive spaaark pluuugs
> For CPS sensors
> 3 oil filters
> 2 fix the Jeep
> And a Replace-ment Lefturn sig-nal."
>
> O.k. maybe not.
On the first day of Christmas my Jeep gave to me
One rusted bolt that wouldn't come free
On the second day of Christmas my Jeep gave to me
Two busted knuckles and
a rusted bolt that wouldn't come free.
On the third day of Christmas my Jeep gave to me
Three burned fingers
Two busted knuckles
and a rusted bolt bolt that wouldn't come free.
On the forth day of Christmas my Jeep gave to me
Four cups of coffee
...etc...
On the fifth day of Christmas my Jeep gave to me
Five whacks with a sledge hammer
Four cups of coffee
three...
.....
On the twelfth day of Christmas my Jeep gave to me
A slew of dirty words
Eleven on lookers
Ten pound sledge hammers
Nine broken sockets
Eight o clock dinner
Seven pulled mucles
Six foot cheater
Five whacks with a sledge hammer
Four cups of coffee
Three burned fingers
Two busted knuckles
and that sombi... bolt that wouldn't come free.
Or not..
:)
--
DougW