Tuffy Under Seat Storage
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Re: Tuffy Under Seat Storage
From our own infamous DC....
>>"Be warned, the Tuffy Underseat Drawer was designed by some sadistic bastard that
>>hates other human beings, especially those for whom this product was designed.
>>Installing this contraption is only slightly more difficult than launching a
>>cinder block from your back passage into lunar orbit. Practice twisting upside
>>while contorting your body into unnatural shapes. If you can dislocate your
>>shoulders at will...so much the better. Make sure you buy copious amounts of
>>alcohol before starting this procedure as when completed, you will most likely
>>drink yourself into a stupor that it will take 3 days to recover from. Send all of
>>your family members to Brazil before attempting this lest you wind up in divorce
>>court the following morning.
>>
>>Good luck!
>>
>>DC (who installed the damn thing months ago and as a direct result can now perform
>>brain transplants with his eyes closed after drinking a whole bottle of cold
>>medicine)."
>>
>>"I agree with Scott. The product is great but the idiot who designed should be
>>castrated with a spoon. The concept is wonderful but when it omes to installing
>>it....well, let's just say I'd like to get my hands (and spoon) on the drunk,
>>wall-eyed, engineering school drop-out that concocted this mess."
Once I got mine installed it was great. I used it for quite some time, then I bought
a Kilby rack and had to ditch the drawer since the ice chest no longer fit in the
Jeep. I kept all my tools and emergency gear in the drawer. I know at least once
someone tried to break into it - but they were not able to get it open. I had a heck
of a time getting the drawer open and the catch bent back into its proper shape.
Its a good product IMO, other than the instructions that they _may_ have revamped in
the last few years.
On Sat, 10 Apr 2004 01:02:13 GMT, Tony <tonyt@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>>
>>Does anyone have the Tuffy under seat storage (under the rear flip and
>>fold seat)?
>>
>>I'm thinking of getting one, so any opinions will be appreciated.
>>
>>TIA
>>"Be warned, the Tuffy Underseat Drawer was designed by some sadistic bastard that
>>hates other human beings, especially those for whom this product was designed.
>>Installing this contraption is only slightly more difficult than launching a
>>cinder block from your back passage into lunar orbit. Practice twisting upside
>>while contorting your body into unnatural shapes. If you can dislocate your
>>shoulders at will...so much the better. Make sure you buy copious amounts of
>>alcohol before starting this procedure as when completed, you will most likely
>>drink yourself into a stupor that it will take 3 days to recover from. Send all of
>>your family members to Brazil before attempting this lest you wind up in divorce
>>court the following morning.
>>
>>Good luck!
>>
>>DC (who installed the damn thing months ago and as a direct result can now perform
>>brain transplants with his eyes closed after drinking a whole bottle of cold
>>medicine)."
>>
>>"I agree with Scott. The product is great but the idiot who designed should be
>>castrated with a spoon. The concept is wonderful but when it omes to installing
>>it....well, let's just say I'd like to get my hands (and spoon) on the drunk,
>>wall-eyed, engineering school drop-out that concocted this mess."
Once I got mine installed it was great. I used it for quite some time, then I bought
a Kilby rack and had to ditch the drawer since the ice chest no longer fit in the
Jeep. I kept all my tools and emergency gear in the drawer. I know at least once
someone tried to break into it - but they were not able to get it open. I had a heck
of a time getting the drawer open and the catch bent back into its proper shape.
Its a good product IMO, other than the instructions that they _may_ have revamped in
the last few years.
On Sat, 10 Apr 2004 01:02:13 GMT, Tony <tonyt@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>>
>>Does anyone have the Tuffy under seat storage (under the rear flip and
>>fold seat)?
>>
>>I'm thinking of getting one, so any opinions will be appreciated.
>>
>>TIA
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Re: Tuffy Under Seat Storage
From our own infamous DC....
>>"Be warned, the Tuffy Underseat Drawer was designed by some sadistic bastard that
>>hates other human beings, especially those for whom this product was designed.
>>Installing this contraption is only slightly more difficult than launching a
>>cinder block from your back passage into lunar orbit. Practice twisting upside
>>while contorting your body into unnatural shapes. If you can dislocate your
>>shoulders at will...so much the better. Make sure you buy copious amounts of
>>alcohol before starting this procedure as when completed, you will most likely
>>drink yourself into a stupor that it will take 3 days to recover from. Send all of
>>your family members to Brazil before attempting this lest you wind up in divorce
>>court the following morning.
>>
>>Good luck!
>>
>>DC (who installed the damn thing months ago and as a direct result can now perform
>>brain transplants with his eyes closed after drinking a whole bottle of cold
>>medicine)."
>>
>>"I agree with Scott. The product is great but the idiot who designed should be
>>castrated with a spoon. The concept is wonderful but when it omes to installing
>>it....well, let's just say I'd like to get my hands (and spoon) on the drunk,
>>wall-eyed, engineering school drop-out that concocted this mess."
Once I got mine installed it was great. I used it for quite some time, then I bought
a Kilby rack and had to ditch the drawer since the ice chest no longer fit in the
Jeep. I kept all my tools and emergency gear in the drawer. I know at least once
someone tried to break into it - but they were not able to get it open. I had a heck
of a time getting the drawer open and the catch bent back into its proper shape.
Its a good product IMO, other than the instructions that they _may_ have revamped in
the last few years.
On Sat, 10 Apr 2004 01:02:13 GMT, Tony <tonyt@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>>
>>Does anyone have the Tuffy under seat storage (under the rear flip and
>>fold seat)?
>>
>>I'm thinking of getting one, so any opinions will be appreciated.
>>
>>TIA
>>"Be warned, the Tuffy Underseat Drawer was designed by some sadistic bastard that
>>hates other human beings, especially those for whom this product was designed.
>>Installing this contraption is only slightly more difficult than launching a
>>cinder block from your back passage into lunar orbit. Practice twisting upside
>>while contorting your body into unnatural shapes. If you can dislocate your
>>shoulders at will...so much the better. Make sure you buy copious amounts of
>>alcohol before starting this procedure as when completed, you will most likely
>>drink yourself into a stupor that it will take 3 days to recover from. Send all of
>>your family members to Brazil before attempting this lest you wind up in divorce
>>court the following morning.
>>
>>Good luck!
>>
>>DC (who installed the damn thing months ago and as a direct result can now perform
>>brain transplants with his eyes closed after drinking a whole bottle of cold
>>medicine)."
>>
>>"I agree with Scott. The product is great but the idiot who designed should be
>>castrated with a spoon. The concept is wonderful but when it omes to installing
>>it....well, let's just say I'd like to get my hands (and spoon) on the drunk,
>>wall-eyed, engineering school drop-out that concocted this mess."
Once I got mine installed it was great. I used it for quite some time, then I bought
a Kilby rack and had to ditch the drawer since the ice chest no longer fit in the
Jeep. I kept all my tools and emergency gear in the drawer. I know at least once
someone tried to break into it - but they were not able to get it open. I had a heck
of a time getting the drawer open and the catch bent back into its proper shape.
Its a good product IMO, other than the instructions that they _may_ have revamped in
the last few years.
On Sat, 10 Apr 2004 01:02:13 GMT, Tony <tonyt@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>>
>>Does anyone have the Tuffy under seat storage (under the rear flip and
>>fold seat)?
>>
>>I'm thinking of getting one, so any opinions will be appreciated.
>>
>>TIA
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Re: Tuffy Under Seat Storage
From our own infamous DC....
>>"Be warned, the Tuffy Underseat Drawer was designed by some sadistic bastard that
>>hates other human beings, especially those for whom this product was designed.
>>Installing this contraption is only slightly more difficult than launching a
>>cinder block from your back passage into lunar orbit. Practice twisting upside
>>while contorting your body into unnatural shapes. If you can dislocate your
>>shoulders at will...so much the better. Make sure you buy copious amounts of
>>alcohol before starting this procedure as when completed, you will most likely
>>drink yourself into a stupor that it will take 3 days to recover from. Send all of
>>your family members to Brazil before attempting this lest you wind up in divorce
>>court the following morning.
>>
>>Good luck!
>>
>>DC (who installed the damn thing months ago and as a direct result can now perform
>>brain transplants with his eyes closed after drinking a whole bottle of cold
>>medicine)."
>>
>>"I agree with Scott. The product is great but the idiot who designed should be
>>castrated with a spoon. The concept is wonderful but when it omes to installing
>>it....well, let's just say I'd like to get my hands (and spoon) on the drunk,
>>wall-eyed, engineering school drop-out that concocted this mess."
Once I got mine installed it was great. I used it for quite some time, then I bought
a Kilby rack and had to ditch the drawer since the ice chest no longer fit in the
Jeep. I kept all my tools and emergency gear in the drawer. I know at least once
someone tried to break into it - but they were not able to get it open. I had a heck
of a time getting the drawer open and the catch bent back into its proper shape.
Its a good product IMO, other than the instructions that they _may_ have revamped in
the last few years.
On Sat, 10 Apr 2004 01:02:13 GMT, Tony <tonyt@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>>
>>Does anyone have the Tuffy under seat storage (under the rear flip and
>>fold seat)?
>>
>>I'm thinking of getting one, so any opinions will be appreciated.
>>
>>TIA
>>"Be warned, the Tuffy Underseat Drawer was designed by some sadistic bastard that
>>hates other human beings, especially those for whom this product was designed.
>>Installing this contraption is only slightly more difficult than launching a
>>cinder block from your back passage into lunar orbit. Practice twisting upside
>>while contorting your body into unnatural shapes. If you can dislocate your
>>shoulders at will...so much the better. Make sure you buy copious amounts of
>>alcohol before starting this procedure as when completed, you will most likely
>>drink yourself into a stupor that it will take 3 days to recover from. Send all of
>>your family members to Brazil before attempting this lest you wind up in divorce
>>court the following morning.
>>
>>Good luck!
>>
>>DC (who installed the damn thing months ago and as a direct result can now perform
>>brain transplants with his eyes closed after drinking a whole bottle of cold
>>medicine)."
>>
>>"I agree with Scott. The product is great but the idiot who designed should be
>>castrated with a spoon. The concept is wonderful but when it omes to installing
>>it....well, let's just say I'd like to get my hands (and spoon) on the drunk,
>>wall-eyed, engineering school drop-out that concocted this mess."
Once I got mine installed it was great. I used it for quite some time, then I bought
a Kilby rack and had to ditch the drawer since the ice chest no longer fit in the
Jeep. I kept all my tools and emergency gear in the drawer. I know at least once
someone tried to break into it - but they were not able to get it open. I had a heck
of a time getting the drawer open and the catch bent back into its proper shape.
Its a good product IMO, other than the instructions that they _may_ have revamped in
the last few years.
On Sat, 10 Apr 2004 01:02:13 GMT, Tony <tonyt@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>>
>>Does anyone have the Tuffy under seat storage (under the rear flip and
>>fold seat)?
>>
>>I'm thinking of getting one, so any opinions will be appreciated.
>>
>>TIA
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