Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, July 2007
08-02-2007, 02:20 AM
#1
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Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, July 2007
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@caballista.org> wrote in
news:f8rra1$9ah$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
Ballot forwarded, followups set. Add groups as needed.
> Here follows the one true ballot for the July 2007 Usenet Kook
> Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
> burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
> Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
>
> * you are a notorious net.kook
> * you attempt to vote twice
> * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
> * you vote for or against yourself
> * you vote in a thread other than this one
> * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
> * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
> * you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
> * you have officially been declared non-existent
>
> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
> until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on August 9th to cast your votes.
> Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
>
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>
> BOBO AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Seaman Russell Tavares AKA Pyrodice
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> KOOK OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bill ------
> John Griffin
> Nunya Bidness AKA Massive Prong and Spurious Response
> Zanthius.dxun AKA Dr. Druggie
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Angela Kahealani of alt.society.sovereign
> Emo Haircut of alt.suicide.holiday
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> COWARD OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> David Tholen
> Duane Arnold
> Edmond Heinz Wollmann
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> LOONEY MAROON AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Nightbat of alt.astronomy
> Tom Potter
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> GOLDEN KILLFILE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Alt.vampyres troll
> David Tholen
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ---- PINEAPPLE AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Angela Kahealani of alt.society.sovereign
> Charles Novins AKA Atlas Bugged of alt.tv.firefly
> Respondent
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> David Tholen
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Brad Guth
> Dr. Andrew B. Chung
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Paine Ellsworth AKA Painius and Bill Sheppard AKA oldcoot,
> both of alt.astronomy
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Charles Novins AKA Atlas Bugged of alt.tv.firefly
> David Tholen,
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Double-A,
> Edmond Heinz Wollmann
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Hagar
> John Griffin
> Mark Morgan
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Darrin of rec.sport.basketball
> Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bill ------
> Darrin of rec.sport.basketball
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Nunya Bidness AKA Massive Prong and Spurious Response
> Steve Chaney
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Fake BigNetBuy, r0ck
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>
> Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
> --
> The Co-Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of AUK
> http://www.caballista.org/auk/index.html
>
news:f8rra1$9ah$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
Ballot forwarded, followups set. Add groups as needed.
> Here follows the one true ballot for the July 2007 Usenet Kook
> Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
> burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
> Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
>
> * you are a notorious net.kook
> * you attempt to vote twice
> * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
> * you vote for or against yourself
> * you vote in a thread other than this one
> * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
> * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
> * you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
> * you have officially been declared non-existent
>
> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
> until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on August 9th to cast your votes.
> Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
>
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>
> BOBO AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Seaman Russell Tavares AKA Pyrodice
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> KOOK OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bill ------
> John Griffin
> Nunya Bidness AKA Massive Prong and Spurious Response
> Zanthius.dxun AKA Dr. Druggie
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Angela Kahealani of alt.society.sovereign
> Emo Haircut of alt.suicide.holiday
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> COWARD OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> David Tholen
> Duane Arnold
> Edmond Heinz Wollmann
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> LOONEY MAROON AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Nightbat of alt.astronomy
> Tom Potter
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> GOLDEN KILLFILE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Alt.vampyres troll
> David Tholen
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ---- PINEAPPLE AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Angela Kahealani of alt.society.sovereign
> Charles Novins AKA Atlas Bugged of alt.tv.firefly
> Respondent
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> David Tholen
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Brad Guth
> Dr. Andrew B. Chung
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Paine Ellsworth AKA Painius and Bill Sheppard AKA oldcoot,
> both of alt.astronomy
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Charles Novins AKA Atlas Bugged of alt.tv.firefly
> David Tholen,
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Double-A,
> Edmond Heinz Wollmann
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Hagar
> John Griffin
> Mark Morgan
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Darrin of rec.sport.basketball
> Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bill ------
> Darrin of rec.sport.basketball
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Nunya Bidness AKA Massive Prong and Spurious Response
> Steve Chaney
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Fake BigNetBuy, r0ck
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>
> Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
> --
> The Co-Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of AUK
> http://www.caballista.org/auk/index.html
>
08-02-2007, 03:40 AM
#2
Guest
Posts: n/a
Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, July 2007
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@caballista.org> wrote in
> news:f8rra1$9ah$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>
> Ballot forwarded, followups set. Add groups as needed.
>
>> Here follows the one true ballot for the July 2007 Usenet Kook
>> Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
>> burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
>> Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
>>
>> * you are a notorious net.kook
>> * you attempt to vote twice
>> * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
I humbly request the FNVW to accept my bonafides, spartan though they
be, as acceptable in this regard.
>> * you vote for or against yourself
>> * you vote in a thread other than this one
>> * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
>> * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
>> * you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
>> * you have officially been declared non-existent
>>
>> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
>> until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on August 9th to cast your votes.
>> Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
>>
>> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>
>> BOBO AWARD
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Seaman Russell Tavares AKA Pyrodice
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
Yes.
>> KOOK OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Bill ------
>> John Griffin
>> Nunya Bidness AKA Massive Prong and Spurious Response
>> Zanthius.dxun AKA Dr. Druggie
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
Having seconded Bill (albeit controversially due to my anonymity), I
must bestow my favors on him. Yick!
>> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Angela Kahealani of alt.society.sovereign
>> Emo Haircut of alt.suicide.holiday
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
A.K.
>> COWARD OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> David Tholen
>> Duane Arnold
>> Edmond Heinz Wollmann
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
In the absence of Bartlo, I must select Ed P.F. Chang's Wollmann.
>> LOONEY MAROON AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Nightbat of alt.astronomy
>> Tom Potter
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Nightbat
>> GOLDEN KILLFILE
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Alt.vampyres troll
>> David Tholen
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
David Tholen
>> JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ---- PINEAPPLE AWARD
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Angela Kahealani of alt.society.sovereign
>> Charles Novins AKA Atlas Bugged of alt.tv.firefly
>> Respondent
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
A.K.
>> BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> David Tholen
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
Yes
>> TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Brad Guth
>> Dr. Andrew B. Chung
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Brad
>> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Paine Ellsworth AKA Painius and Bill Sheppard AKA oldcoot,
>> both of alt.astronomy
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
Painius
>> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Charles Novins AKA Atlas Bugged of alt.tv.firefly
>> David Tholen,
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
David Tholen
>> SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Double-A,
>> Edmond Heinz Wollmann
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Ed Wollensak again
>> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Hagar
>> John Griffin
>> Mark Morgan
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
Hagar
>> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Darrin of rec.sport.basketball
>> Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Mikey
>> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Bill ------
>> Darrin of rec.sport.basketball
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Is there any question? Bill, of course.
>> ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Nunya Bidness AKA Massive Prong and Spurious Response
>> Steve Chaney
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
NB
>> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Fake BigNetBuy, r0ck
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
No
>> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>
>> Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
>> --
>> The Co-Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of AUK
>> http://www.caballista.org/auk/index.html
>>
>
> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@caballista.org> wrote in
> news:f8rra1$9ah$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>
> Ballot forwarded, followups set. Add groups as needed.
>
>> Here follows the one true ballot for the July 2007 Usenet Kook
>> Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
>> burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
>> Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
>>
>> * you are a notorious net.kook
>> * you attempt to vote twice
>> * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
I humbly request the FNVW to accept my bonafides, spartan though they
be, as acceptable in this regard.
>> * you vote for or against yourself
>> * you vote in a thread other than this one
>> * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
>> * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
>> * you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
>> * you have officially been declared non-existent
>>
>> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
>> until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on August 9th to cast your votes.
>> Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
>>
>> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>
>> BOBO AWARD
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Seaman Russell Tavares AKA Pyrodice
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
Yes.
>> KOOK OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Bill ------
>> John Griffin
>> Nunya Bidness AKA Massive Prong and Spurious Response
>> Zanthius.dxun AKA Dr. Druggie
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
Having seconded Bill (albeit controversially due to my anonymity), I
must bestow my favors on him. Yick!
>> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Angela Kahealani of alt.society.sovereign
>> Emo Haircut of alt.suicide.holiday
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
A.K.
>> COWARD OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> David Tholen
>> Duane Arnold
>> Edmond Heinz Wollmann
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
In the absence of Bartlo, I must select Ed P.F. Chang's Wollmann.
>> LOONEY MAROON AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Nightbat of alt.astronomy
>> Tom Potter
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Nightbat
>> GOLDEN KILLFILE
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Alt.vampyres troll
>> David Tholen
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
David Tholen
>> JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ---- PINEAPPLE AWARD
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Angela Kahealani of alt.society.sovereign
>> Charles Novins AKA Atlas Bugged of alt.tv.firefly
>> Respondent
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
A.K.
>> BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> David Tholen
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
Yes
>> TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Brad Guth
>> Dr. Andrew B. Chung
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Brad
>> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Paine Ellsworth AKA Painius and Bill Sheppard AKA oldcoot,
>> both of alt.astronomy
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
Painius
>> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Charles Novins AKA Atlas Bugged of alt.tv.firefly
>> David Tholen,
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
David Tholen
>> SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Double-A,
>> Edmond Heinz Wollmann
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Ed Wollensak again
>> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Hagar
>> John Griffin
>> Mark Morgan
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
Hagar
>> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Darrin of rec.sport.basketball
>> Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Mikey
>> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Bill ------
>> Darrin of rec.sport.basketball
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Is there any question? Bill, of course.
>> ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Nunya Bidness AKA Massive Prong and Spurious Response
>> Steve Chaney
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
NB
>> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Fake BigNetBuy, r0ck
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
No
>> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>
>> Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
>> --
>> The Co-Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of AUK
>> http://www.caballista.org/auk/index.html
>>
>
08-02-2007, 03:40 AM
#3
Guest
Posts: n/a
Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, July 2007
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@caballista.org> wrote in
> news:f8rra1$9ah$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>
> Ballot forwarded, followups set. Add groups as needed.
>
>> Here follows the one true ballot for the July 2007 Usenet Kook
>> Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
>> burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
>> Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
>>
>> * you are a notorious net.kook
>> * you attempt to vote twice
>> * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
I humbly request the FNVW to accept my bonafides, spartan though they
be, as acceptable in this regard.
>> * you vote for or against yourself
>> * you vote in a thread other than this one
>> * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
>> * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
>> * you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
>> * you have officially been declared non-existent
>>
>> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
>> until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on August 9th to cast your votes.
>> Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
>>
>> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>
>> BOBO AWARD
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Seaman Russell Tavares AKA Pyrodice
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
Yes.
>> KOOK OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Bill ------
>> John Griffin
>> Nunya Bidness AKA Massive Prong and Spurious Response
>> Zanthius.dxun AKA Dr. Druggie
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
Having seconded Bill (albeit controversially due to my anonymity), I
must bestow my favors on him. Yick!
>> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Angela Kahealani of alt.society.sovereign
>> Emo Haircut of alt.suicide.holiday
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
A.K.
>> COWARD OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> David Tholen
>> Duane Arnold
>> Edmond Heinz Wollmann
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
In the absence of Bartlo, I must select Ed P.F. Chang's Wollmann.
>> LOONEY MAROON AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Nightbat of alt.astronomy
>> Tom Potter
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Nightbat
>> GOLDEN KILLFILE
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Alt.vampyres troll
>> David Tholen
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
David Tholen
>> JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ---- PINEAPPLE AWARD
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Angela Kahealani of alt.society.sovereign
>> Charles Novins AKA Atlas Bugged of alt.tv.firefly
>> Respondent
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
A.K.
>> BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> David Tholen
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
Yes
>> TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Brad Guth
>> Dr. Andrew B. Chung
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Brad
>> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Paine Ellsworth AKA Painius and Bill Sheppard AKA oldcoot,
>> both of alt.astronomy
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
Painius
>> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Charles Novins AKA Atlas Bugged of alt.tv.firefly
>> David Tholen,
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
David Tholen
>> SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Double-A,
>> Edmond Heinz Wollmann
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Ed Wollensak again
>> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Hagar
>> John Griffin
>> Mark Morgan
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
Hagar
>> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Darrin of rec.sport.basketball
>> Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Mikey
>> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Bill ------
>> Darrin of rec.sport.basketball
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Is there any question? Bill, of course.
>> ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Nunya Bidness AKA Massive Prong and Spurious Response
>> Steve Chaney
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
NB
>> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Fake BigNetBuy, r0ck
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
No
>> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>
>> Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
>> --
>> The Co-Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of AUK
>> http://www.caballista.org/auk/index.html
>>
>
> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@caballista.org> wrote in
> news:f8rra1$9ah$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>
> Ballot forwarded, followups set. Add groups as needed.
>
>> Here follows the one true ballot for the July 2007 Usenet Kook
>> Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
>> burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
>> Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
>>
>> * you are a notorious net.kook
>> * you attempt to vote twice
>> * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
I humbly request the FNVW to accept my bonafides, spartan though they
be, as acceptable in this regard.
>> * you vote for or against yourself
>> * you vote in a thread other than this one
>> * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
>> * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
>> * you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
>> * you have officially been declared non-existent
>>
>> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
>> until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on August 9th to cast your votes.
>> Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
>>
>> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>
>> BOBO AWARD
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Seaman Russell Tavares AKA Pyrodice
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
Yes.
>> KOOK OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Bill ------
>> John Griffin
>> Nunya Bidness AKA Massive Prong and Spurious Response
>> Zanthius.dxun AKA Dr. Druggie
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
Having seconded Bill (albeit controversially due to my anonymity), I
must bestow my favors on him. Yick!
>> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Angela Kahealani of alt.society.sovereign
>> Emo Haircut of alt.suicide.holiday
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
A.K.
>> COWARD OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> David Tholen
>> Duane Arnold
>> Edmond Heinz Wollmann
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
In the absence of Bartlo, I must select Ed P.F. Chang's Wollmann.
>> LOONEY MAROON AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Nightbat of alt.astronomy
>> Tom Potter
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Nightbat
>> GOLDEN KILLFILE
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Alt.vampyres troll
>> David Tholen
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
David Tholen
>> JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ---- PINEAPPLE AWARD
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Angela Kahealani of alt.society.sovereign
>> Charles Novins AKA Atlas Bugged of alt.tv.firefly
>> Respondent
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
A.K.
>> BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> David Tholen
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
Yes
>> TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Brad Guth
>> Dr. Andrew B. Chung
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Brad
>> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Paine Ellsworth AKA Painius and Bill Sheppard AKA oldcoot,
>> both of alt.astronomy
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
Painius
>> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Charles Novins AKA Atlas Bugged of alt.tv.firefly
>> David Tholen,
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
David Tholen
>> SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Double-A,
>> Edmond Heinz Wollmann
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Ed Wollensak again
>> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Hagar
>> John Griffin
>> Mark Morgan
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
Hagar
>> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Darrin of rec.sport.basketball
>> Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Mikey
>> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Bill ------
>> Darrin of rec.sport.basketball
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Is there any question? Bill, of course.
>> ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Nunya Bidness AKA Massive Prong and Spurious Response
>> Steve Chaney
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
NB
>> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Fake BigNetBuy, r0ck
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
No
>> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>
>> Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
>> --
>> The Co-Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of AUK
>> http://www.caballista.org/auk/index.html
>>
>
08-02-2007, 03:40 AM
#4
Guest
Posts: n/a
Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, July 2007
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@caballista.org> wrote in
> news:f8rra1$9ah$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>
> Ballot forwarded, followups set. Add groups as needed.
>
>> Here follows the one true ballot for the July 2007 Usenet Kook
>> Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
>> burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
>> Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
>>
>> * you are a notorious net.kook
>> * you attempt to vote twice
>> * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
I humbly request the FNVW to accept my bonafides, spartan though they
be, as acceptable in this regard.
>> * you vote for or against yourself
>> * you vote in a thread other than this one
>> * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
>> * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
>> * you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
>> * you have officially been declared non-existent
>>
>> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
>> until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on August 9th to cast your votes.
>> Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
>>
>> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>
>> BOBO AWARD
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Seaman Russell Tavares AKA Pyrodice
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
Yes.
>> KOOK OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Bill ------
>> John Griffin
>> Nunya Bidness AKA Massive Prong and Spurious Response
>> Zanthius.dxun AKA Dr. Druggie
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
Having seconded Bill (albeit controversially due to my anonymity), I
must bestow my favors on him. Yick!
>> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Angela Kahealani of alt.society.sovereign
>> Emo Haircut of alt.suicide.holiday
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
A.K.
>> COWARD OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> David Tholen
>> Duane Arnold
>> Edmond Heinz Wollmann
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
In the absence of Bartlo, I must select Ed P.F. Chang's Wollmann.
>> LOONEY MAROON AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Nightbat of alt.astronomy
>> Tom Potter
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Nightbat
>> GOLDEN KILLFILE
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Alt.vampyres troll
>> David Tholen
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
David Tholen
>> JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ---- PINEAPPLE AWARD
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Angela Kahealani of alt.society.sovereign
>> Charles Novins AKA Atlas Bugged of alt.tv.firefly
>> Respondent
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
A.K.
>> BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> David Tholen
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
Yes
>> TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Brad Guth
>> Dr. Andrew B. Chung
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Brad
>> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Paine Ellsworth AKA Painius and Bill Sheppard AKA oldcoot,
>> both of alt.astronomy
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
Painius
>> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Charles Novins AKA Atlas Bugged of alt.tv.firefly
>> David Tholen,
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
David Tholen
>> SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Double-A,
>> Edmond Heinz Wollmann
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Ed Wollensak again
>> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Hagar
>> John Griffin
>> Mark Morgan
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
Hagar
>> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Darrin of rec.sport.basketball
>> Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Mikey
>> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Bill ------
>> Darrin of rec.sport.basketball
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Is there any question? Bill, of course.
>> ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Nunya Bidness AKA Massive Prong and Spurious Response
>> Steve Chaney
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
NB
>> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Fake BigNetBuy, r0ck
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
No
>> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>
>> Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
>> --
>> The Co-Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of AUK
>> http://www.caballista.org/auk/index.html
>>
>
> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@caballista.org> wrote in
> news:f8rra1$9ah$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>
> Ballot forwarded, followups set. Add groups as needed.
>
>> Here follows the one true ballot for the July 2007 Usenet Kook
>> Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
>> burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
>> Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
>>
>> * you are a notorious net.kook
>> * you attempt to vote twice
>> * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
I humbly request the FNVW to accept my bonafides, spartan though they
be, as acceptable in this regard.
>> * you vote for or against yourself
>> * you vote in a thread other than this one
>> * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
>> * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
>> * you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
>> * you have officially been declared non-existent
>>
>> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
>> until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on August 9th to cast your votes.
>> Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
>>
>> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>
>> BOBO AWARD
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Seaman Russell Tavares AKA Pyrodice
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
Yes.
>> KOOK OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Bill ------
>> John Griffin
>> Nunya Bidness AKA Massive Prong and Spurious Response
>> Zanthius.dxun AKA Dr. Druggie
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
Having seconded Bill (albeit controversially due to my anonymity), I
must bestow my favors on him. Yick!
>> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Angela Kahealani of alt.society.sovereign
>> Emo Haircut of alt.suicide.holiday
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
A.K.
>> COWARD OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> David Tholen
>> Duane Arnold
>> Edmond Heinz Wollmann
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
In the absence of Bartlo, I must select Ed P.F. Chang's Wollmann.
>> LOONEY MAROON AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Nightbat of alt.astronomy
>> Tom Potter
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Nightbat
>> GOLDEN KILLFILE
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Alt.vampyres troll
>> David Tholen
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
David Tholen
>> JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ---- PINEAPPLE AWARD
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Angela Kahealani of alt.society.sovereign
>> Charles Novins AKA Atlas Bugged of alt.tv.firefly
>> Respondent
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
A.K.
>> BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> David Tholen
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
Yes
>> TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Brad Guth
>> Dr. Andrew B. Chung
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Brad
>> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Paine Ellsworth AKA Painius and Bill Sheppard AKA oldcoot,
>> both of alt.astronomy
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
Painius
>> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Charles Novins AKA Atlas Bugged of alt.tv.firefly
>> David Tholen,
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
David Tholen
>> SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Double-A,
>> Edmond Heinz Wollmann
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Ed Wollensak again
>> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Hagar
>> John Griffin
>> Mark Morgan
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
Hagar
>> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Darrin of rec.sport.basketball
>> Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Mikey
>> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Bill ------
>> Darrin of rec.sport.basketball
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Is there any question? Bill, of course.
>> ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Nunya Bidness AKA Massive Prong and Spurious Response
>> Steve Chaney
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
NB
>> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Fake BigNetBuy, r0ck
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
No
>> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>
>> Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
>> --
>> The Co-Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of AUK
>> http://www.caballista.org/auk/index.html
>>
>
08-02-2007, 03:40 AM
#5
Guest
Posts: n/a
Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, July 2007
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@caballista.org> wrote in
> news:f8rra1$9ah$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>
> Ballot forwarded, followups set. Add groups as needed.
>
>> Here follows the one true ballot for the July 2007 Usenet Kook
>> Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
>> burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
>> Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
>>
>> * you are a notorious net.kook
>> * you attempt to vote twice
>> * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
I humbly request the FNVW to accept my bonafides, spartan though they
be, as acceptable in this regard.
>> * you vote for or against yourself
>> * you vote in a thread other than this one
>> * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
>> * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
>> * you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
>> * you have officially been declared non-existent
>>
>> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
>> until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on August 9th to cast your votes.
>> Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
>>
>> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>
>> BOBO AWARD
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Seaman Russell Tavares AKA Pyrodice
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
Yes.
>> KOOK OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Bill ------
>> John Griffin
>> Nunya Bidness AKA Massive Prong and Spurious Response
>> Zanthius.dxun AKA Dr. Druggie
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
Having seconded Bill (albeit controversially due to my anonymity), I
must bestow my favors on him. Yick!
>> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Angela Kahealani of alt.society.sovereign
>> Emo Haircut of alt.suicide.holiday
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
A.K.
>> COWARD OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> David Tholen
>> Duane Arnold
>> Edmond Heinz Wollmann
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
In the absence of Bartlo, I must select Ed P.F. Chang's Wollmann.
>> LOONEY MAROON AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Nightbat of alt.astronomy
>> Tom Potter
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Nightbat
>> GOLDEN KILLFILE
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Alt.vampyres troll
>> David Tholen
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
David Tholen
>> JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ---- PINEAPPLE AWARD
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Angela Kahealani of alt.society.sovereign
>> Charles Novins AKA Atlas Bugged of alt.tv.firefly
>> Respondent
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
A.K.
>> BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> David Tholen
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
Yes
>> TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Brad Guth
>> Dr. Andrew B. Chung
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Brad
>> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Paine Ellsworth AKA Painius and Bill Sheppard AKA oldcoot,
>> both of alt.astronomy
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
Painius
>> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Charles Novins AKA Atlas Bugged of alt.tv.firefly
>> David Tholen,
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
David Tholen
>> SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Double-A,
>> Edmond Heinz Wollmann
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Ed Wollensak again
>> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Hagar
>> John Griffin
>> Mark Morgan
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
Hagar
>> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Darrin of rec.sport.basketball
>> Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Mikey
>> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Bill ------
>> Darrin of rec.sport.basketball
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Is there any question? Bill, of course.
>> ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Nunya Bidness AKA Massive Prong and Spurious Response
>> Steve Chaney
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
NB
>> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Fake BigNetBuy, r0ck
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
No
>> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>
>> Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
>> --
>> The Co-Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of AUK
>> http://www.caballista.org/auk/index.html
>>
>
> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@caballista.org> wrote in
> news:f8rra1$9ah$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>
> Ballot forwarded, followups set. Add groups as needed.
>
>> Here follows the one true ballot for the July 2007 Usenet Kook
>> Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
>> burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
>> Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
>>
>> * you are a notorious net.kook
>> * you attempt to vote twice
>> * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
I humbly request the FNVW to accept my bonafides, spartan though they
be, as acceptable in this regard.
>> * you vote for or against yourself
>> * you vote in a thread other than this one
>> * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
>> * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
>> * you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
>> * you have officially been declared non-existent
>>
>> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
>> until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on August 9th to cast your votes.
>> Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
>>
>> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>
>> BOBO AWARD
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Seaman Russell Tavares AKA Pyrodice
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
Yes.
>> KOOK OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Bill ------
>> John Griffin
>> Nunya Bidness AKA Massive Prong and Spurious Response
>> Zanthius.dxun AKA Dr. Druggie
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
Having seconded Bill (albeit controversially due to my anonymity), I
must bestow my favors on him. Yick!
>> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Angela Kahealani of alt.society.sovereign
>> Emo Haircut of alt.suicide.holiday
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
A.K.
>> COWARD OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> David Tholen
>> Duane Arnold
>> Edmond Heinz Wollmann
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
In the absence of Bartlo, I must select Ed P.F. Chang's Wollmann.
>> LOONEY MAROON AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Nightbat of alt.astronomy
>> Tom Potter
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Nightbat
>> GOLDEN KILLFILE
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Alt.vampyres troll
>> David Tholen
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
David Tholen
>> JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ---- PINEAPPLE AWARD
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Angela Kahealani of alt.society.sovereign
>> Charles Novins AKA Atlas Bugged of alt.tv.firefly
>> Respondent
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
A.K.
>> BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> David Tholen
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
Yes
>> TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Brad Guth
>> Dr. Andrew B. Chung
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Brad
>> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Paine Ellsworth AKA Painius and Bill Sheppard AKA oldcoot,
>> both of alt.astronomy
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
Painius
>> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Charles Novins AKA Atlas Bugged of alt.tv.firefly
>> David Tholen,
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
David Tholen
>> SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Double-A,
>> Edmond Heinz Wollmann
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Ed Wollensak again
>> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Hagar
>> John Griffin
>> Mark Morgan
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
Hagar
>> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Darrin of rec.sport.basketball
>> Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Mikey
>> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Bill ------
>> Darrin of rec.sport.basketball
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Is there any question? Bill, of course.
>> ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Nunya Bidness AKA Massive Prong and Spurious Response
>> Steve Chaney
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
NB
>> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Fake BigNetBuy, r0ck
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
No
>> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>
>> Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
>> --
>> The Co-Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of AUK
>> http://www.caballista.org/auk/index.html
>>
>
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